P-1 CHIEF OF STATE [Biden Prime Fight] | ULTRAKILL

It's Joever. Thank you for 200 subs.
Obamanopticon / Trump Prime next.
Prime Presidents mod by @armedturret : thunderstore.io/c/ultrakill/p...
Based off of spunklord5000's video: • BIDEN PRIME ULTRAKILL
#ultrakill #memes

[@TheSirJimbles]

By popular demand, P-2 Sin of the Apprentice is here:
th-cam.com/video/62PAl8MNYv0/w-d-xo.html
Thank you to all my subscribers, old and new.
Extra thanks to armedturret for the mod & Hakita for making this all possible.

[@A.Z.296]

You didn't show off his "Crush" voiceline

[@smartflopper]

@@A.Z.296that ones "Biden Slam" if you still don’t somehow knoe

[@tigran010]

"I forgot to breath , soo gotta go"
🔥🔥🔥 fire writing

[@scopingsword4043]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🖋🖋🖋

[@twitterhaha]

lasagna has many layers to his game
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥✍️

[@yata_yata]

SODA

[@AveriV1]

SODA

[@IfeelNotSafe]

"soda" 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@day1emma]

That was an insanely close flesh prison fight, good god

[@UH-60_Blackhawk]

this is me when i finish the fight with exactly 1 hp:

[@a.k8185]

Well, he touched the black hole.

[@bennetmcgravey-vanlauwe9514]

Now make Sisyphus Trump

[@TheSirJimbles]

I'll do it soon

[@givemepersonalizedadsgoogle]

Make sisyphus great again

[@arrtemfly]

@@TheSirJimbles subbed. waiting. this one was funny af

[@fard1281]

orange

[@EquinoxWasTaken]

Trump Prime

[@realman7016]

2:13 oh the line, “his” line. Love it so much.

[@nobodycares7364]

*Soda.*

[@engineergaming9939]

Look gordon! Ropes!

[@ZesTofthelemon]

@@engineergaming9939 We can use-- *HELP ME, GORDON!*

[@kaden-sd6vb]

*immeasurable slurping noises*

[@ZesTofthelemon]

@@kaden-sd6vb Gordon, I'm getting full.

[@drakethemandave_7706]

The "Biden Blast" got me rofling

[@djamtz]

Truly one of the moments of all time - a unclever line but fits in this context

[@LzeniX]

JUDGEMENT
BIDEN BLAST

[@thechumbinator3070]

"I forgot how to breathe so i gotta go. SOODAAAAA!!!" truly one of the moments of all time

[@yancamb2202]

"Look, Gordon! Soda!"

[@wraithofaces]

*dies*
“Oh hey a cool robot”

[@bewithu125]

Alzheimer is hitting the griddy at the corner

[@gnomester237]

"sir, the head of state has just been perfected"

[@Wheezr]

“Listen fa-, listen machine”
What was he gonna say 🤨

[@kirbylovespizza2488]

Fat man, he was going to say fat man

[@skullflesh]

Listen fam

[@doginthedark]

Either fam or the f slur.

[@jeremyquiros5483]

“Listen fat”. It’s a reference to when he challenged an overweight guy to pushups during some town hall meeting in Iowa.

[@chinook227]

He might have tried to say fax machine. He is definitely old enough to.

[@notshane792]

Funny as this video is, the "Gotta give it to our penitentiaries, they do a good job of keeping a man locked up" line does go hard

[@coldbluebrownie]

come back shane-

[@notshane792]

My name's not Shane, kid@@coldbluebrownie

[@I_Am_Inside_Your_Head]

The fact that Biden compliments V1 in the end but then says "I Uh. Forgot how to breathe, I gotta go" is funny as fuck

[@spaghettimangaming]

eat some chocolate chocolate chip

[@TheSirJimbles]

Oh hey a cool robot

[@Equi_D]

After having experienced Sysiphus Minos feels like childs play

[@electrorage4158]

Fight them both at once

[@Our_Remedy]

Sisyphus was genuinely easier. His security kicked my ass though.

[@Mwright4444]

@@Our_Remedy Not even close, Minos is fodder, his attacks are way more predictable, easier to parry, and easier to dodge. Sisyphus also has 70 more health.

[@Our_Remedy]

@@Mwright4444 Bro you don't get to decide how easy Sisyphus was to me lmao. First time I fought both of them, minos gave me more trouble. I guess my skill between bosses just grew faster than the gap in difficulty.

[@Mwright4444]

@@Our_Remedy ​ I mean you said genuinely easier, all I was saying is Sisyphus is designed to, for all intents and purposes, to be a harder, less forgiving Minos.

[@qffy]

"look gordon soda"

[@cameronordaz2320]

Hello go-

[@rabelaisian-crow]

Dr Coomer jumpscare

[@sillyperson999]

feed my my coiiiiins Mr freemaaaaaaaaaaaaan

[@engineergaming9939]

There's nothing out there.

[@Snowability]

That line made me actually smile
i really love the hlvrai community, truly.

[@comediccomrade5716]

The “KILL” from the original vid being absent is outrageousx

[@bred6318]

I like how he genuinely respects v1 at the end and dies the hardest anyone can possibly die

[@farlanding]

oh my god now we just need the low tier prime speech

[@AveragePuroEnjoyer]

"Look Gordon, soda! We can use this to raise our energy and caffeine levels!"

[@howmanylicks3707]

The reason why his face is almost non-existent is because he's forgotten it

[@nobody7204]

"It's Joever. Oh hey a cool robot. Ah, American made, just the way I like to see it. American machines like you, are what really drives this great nation. Keep up the good work, you're doing America proud." Such emotional lines made me shed a tear😢

[@thatguyoversea]

Unrelated but that was such a clutch flesh prison kill

[@UH-60_Blackhawk]

1 hp moment

[@Riley26]

"Jowarida"

[@euaf-crimson1730]

Enty had to reset after hearing that.

[@kingstaze9696]

THE HLVRAI REFERENCE AT THE END LMAO

[@mr.bulldops9482]

"Biden blast"

[@rotten_tomato3s]

its truly joever

[@nightram6164]

Quick question, what does he say when you enter the battle again?

[@TheSirJimbles]

"Nice try, kid"

[@bayjammer2748]

"Look machine, whiplashes! We can use them to cross large pits! AA HELP ME MACHINE!"

[@N1GHTSTRIKER-45]

Truly One Of The Most Prime Presidential Sanctums In History Of All Time Can't Wait For P-3

[@Voxel11]

P3 = Obama or Bernie

[@Voxel11]

Actually, nah. George washington

[@Spartan_0666]

crush should him screaming "Soda!"

[@lbfather]

Missed a chance to have him yell “SODA” in place of “judgement” or “weak”

[@bruhwwy]

Can't wait for P-2 Trumphus Prime and P-3 Obama Prime fights

[@unsie]

you dont beat biden prime, he just falls asleep.

[@caspian4792]

I'm disappointed that he didn't say "I'm going Biden Ballistic!" on Phase 2

[@AnAverageBigBou]

biden blast

[@DragonaxFilms]

The final scream was perfect xD

[@rayneapple]

"i forgot how to breathe so i gotta go
soda!"

[@jwwqp7099]

i expected everything but an hlvr reference in here

[@Burnt_Lamp764]

Now we need sisyphus prime as Trump

[@lilpipookoloo8792]

This is what Dark Brandon looks like.

[@MonkiDrip2121]

i deadass thought that was like a real bossfight and not modded i havent reached that part yet

[@thelemonsheep7257]

America is a nation that can be defined in a single word, soda

[@ukaszanioowski9722]

my man you gave me anxiety watching that flesh prison fight - that was WAAY too close

[@aaron8342]

Amazing video. Just beat him myself on normal. Took me 18 restarts, so it's crazy how you can just like first try him.

[@goatpis]

incredible. cant wait for sisytrump prime

[@literallyeveryultramarine_ever]

"Now listen here fa- uh, machine.."
fucking amazing

[@vityd5834]

this is true art

[@r-yv5uz]

"Listen fa- listen machine" The quote of all time

[@PensiveTheTryhard]

goated scratch cat pfp

[@V1_The_Go-Pro]

I love this mod so much

[@teodorofreiberger2438]

So many layers of memes and references, good lord!

[@dawndavis9289]

"anyway i uh... i forgot how to breathe so i gotta go
SODA!!!"

[@musicalmemecat6998]

“Eat some chocolate chocolate chip”

[@Gamex153]

this quality is stupidly nice

[@Thefunniestman]

"And your punishment according to the constitution is uh... I- its *death*

[@enistalhakocabas3669]

Minos prime :THY last words
Biden prime:S̸̬̖̒̈́̇̀O̵̢̢̨̠̮̭̤̬̝̩̅̈̊́͋̈̍͑̂̒̎̐̄̂̾̐̈́̉̍̋͌̆̒̋̋̔̏̒̅̐͘͝D̷̢̞̫̹͖̩̮̻̘͚̘̗̗͚̞͔̣̟̆́̇̔͗̈͂̃̄͌̒͊́̍̔͘͘͠Ȁ̵̧̡̨̲̩̞̥͔͚̪̭̱̤̳̲͍͙̟͈̠͖̱͓͙̫̣̼̪̳̞͍̟̜̟̺̬̳̻̲͈̬̪͖̫̪̮́̀͌͂̈́̐̄̓́̐̃͛̃̈́͆̈́́̍́̔͌̿̌͗͐͌̂͆̎̋͂̇̈̅̑̇̃͆̉̓̀̈̓̑̿͛̾̈́͗́̌͊̇̓̈́̍̈́̀͂̋́̒͌̓́͗̕̚̕̕̕͘̕̕͝͝ͅͅ

[@crock3251]

"It's, uh, it's death" did not need to hit that hard

[@Anvilest]

His monologue was badass

[@TheGenericUser]

"Look Gordon, *soda* ."

[@FanceeTheGreat]

the flesh prison should've been turned into a massive bed lmao

[@grimoire9419]

lmao “JOWARI DA!”

[@tlank7933]

"but gordon, soda"

[@bababagelbrain]

Soda is fuel for my sight

[@KX13]

Ah, hello Gordon!
Another day, another dollar!
Am I right?
Ha, ha, ha!

[@uncroppedsoop]

disappointed he didn't use the word malarkey somewhere but otherwise I loved that

[@dilflover69x97]

Dr Coomer jumpscare

[@_your_moms_house]

Look gordon, soda! *intense slurping*

[@MaybeKrispy]

i love the part that he forgot to breath.

[@ilovemen3345]

It's joever for you!

[@bluestar3144]

I love how he follows up his intro speech with a BIDEN BLAST.

[@hwlrr]

bro was cutting it CLOSE on the fp, jeez

[@spectenix]

I CALLED IT
I KNEW SOMEONE COULD DO IT

[@BEE_TEEwastaken]

theres no way hes this coherent

[@zakkuthedreamer4138]

this is perfection just the way hakita intended

[@ethanfive9789]

Look Gordon! Ropes!

[@nomiset2160]

good god

[@ABulletShotOuttaAGlock]

Look Gordon, Soda!

[@armedturret]

What have I done.

[@adamixziober]

Damn i need to voice act this

[@brassgears7953]

they way he says biden blast is terrifying

[@CamoranWasTaken]

Yes

[@justajanitor7606]

LOOK GORDON, SODA!

[@tmeuschel71]

“It’s uh…. It’s death”

[@mojitokiri]

You see faster now

[@Lucas_Baker_Gamin]

it's joever

[@rodneybuckentime4838]

This fight feels tame in comparison to Trump Prime, due...

[@nemnemnya]

SODAJRHHHHHHH

[@kronos1411alt]

"Every copy of ultrakill is personalized"

[@w.d.gaster9745]

THATS IT BUD

[@CHEH_tf]

"Biden blast" 🤣🤣🤣

[@vapreom]

SODAAAAAA

[@Freelix2000]

I loved the part where he said "It's money laundering time" and then laundered all that money through China and Ukraine

[@generalseal6948]

Imagine another stage to this where you fight dark Brandon

[@CandleWisp]

I have now fallen down the rabbit hole of somehow non political memes of political figures. It's batshit insane and I'm all for it 🤣

[@hanchjoy]

Ahahahah :)
Soda

[@kegevepe]

SODA!

[@thesawdustman7377]

its joever

[@Geri_yes]

Sisybama prime next

[@MrTrollery]

Biden Blast💀👌

[@dannymcquaid-oo7ml]

Nobody talkin about the end of flesh prison?