Tomar kidnapped jesse and is holding him hostage in his cow house so he can force him to make his patented magical ginseng juice to power his mystical tomar emerald, walt then attempted to save him and was then murdered in the process. please, if you see Tomar, call the FBI immediately he is wanted in every state
There's a pretty good Renaissance Fair that takes place near downtown Annapolis in the fall. If you happen to be in Maryland at the time, you might be able to get a pretty dope Renn Fest stream with pretty decent signal.
"It's morally correct to pirate adobe! I'm not supposed to say that, but I am!" Based. Subscription fees for products like that especially should NOT exist.
Somebody actually submitted nintendo gametube, I thought about it a few YLYLs ago but didn’t because I thought Stepping Out would get claimed. Didn’t expect the context queen to laugh, just wanted to show chat
All those youtube frogs typing Jabroni Mike Full Streams to drive engagement, in hopes that their endless penance will absolve them of their sins in Michael's eyes. Harrowing sight.
On the car thing, Gasoline with Ethanol in it slowly absorbs ambient moisture, so if you leave a car idle for months, it can gum up the engine. That's why for things like boats they make Rec Gas with no Ethanol in it, which can sit long term without issue. As for comparing that to a dick...kinda true! It's not a muscle but there are muscles attached to it, and good blood flow helps keep it healthy.
The thing about that anime with the world frozen in stone reminds me a lot of SCP-2000. Like, you have this miracle machine that can birth a whole world’s population, ecology, and infrastructure at the push of a button, and what do you do with it? You sit on it and wait for the world to end due to your organization’s fundamentally unsustainable goals, then use it to clone copies of all the oil tycoons, meticulously rebuild all the strip malls and slums, carefully weave back together all the shitass social exploitation, then sweep all the evidence under the rug and overwrite everyone’s memories, just to let it all burn down again. To me, nothing says “die in the dark” like getting your whole city guzzled by cthulhu one day, and then not just having yourself and everything and everyone you knew replaced with copies, but being completely Stalin’d from history.
I wish there was dialup-core music, the closest I know of is a couple tracks in the Portal 2 OST. Chiptune can get pretty spicy sometimes, but I want the full “synth in a blender” experience, you know?
Hi Mike, male baldness is normal, you are not balding, you have a thin spot at the crown of your head, you should purchase Nioxin shampoo and conditioner just the number 1 system, it could just be blocked pores in the scalp ❤
"why would ANYONE want a manual car????" Nobody stealin' your car if all they know use is automatic. It really IS skill issue. Mike hating on manual cars makes him come off as a walkoid~
mike really said you're wasting a lot of money so saving a thousand bucks is.... bad? he always has the most baffling takes then insists that his view is the only one that makes sense. i worry about this man sometimes
i think his point was that you're saving money off the bat by buying a manual but car repair and all that is so expensive that you open yourself up to paying way more later on since you have that extra point of failure. it just got lost in playing up the car nerd thing
“Imagine crying at a video game” says the guy that constantly malds over video games 🙃
He laughts when he said SAD losers, speaking of nerds because it's sooo TRUE bestie 👌😂
32 Jabroni Mike faces you'll recognize if you've ever had say gex
Might have to make a Google Sites website based on this concept
is such a shame that mike went bald in this video. and he'll never get his beautiful hair back. Never ever
When did he have hair?
This is what Joey's Castle does to people, such a shame
That is totally not garnular
He wears too many hats :)
3:39:53 Can't get over Mike's spot on impression. Perfect pitch
Mike is 100% right about canned pasta being awful but like.... i will still eat it
Canned Ravioli? Hell no. Chicken Noodle Soup? Hell yes!
@@donvoltonus8898 i eat spagettios all the time
@@kawaiibrownies don't let the haters get you down, soldier
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1:39:00 sounds like the clip is from OneyPlays, and in an early episode of BrBa jesse calls a barn a "cow house"
WE WERE HOUSING COWS
Tomar kidnapped jesse and is holding him hostage in his cow house so he can force him to make his patented magical ginseng juice to power his mystical tomar emerald, walt then attempted to save him and was then murdered in the process. please, if you see Tomar, call the FBI immediately he is wanted in every state
@@TimMoore-gv7hu thank you
There's a pretty good Renaissance Fair that takes place near downtown Annapolis in the fall. If you happen to be in Maryland at the time, you might be able to get a pretty dope Renn Fest stream with pretty decent signal.
The random GARNULARs upped the ylyl difficulty to expert
"It's morally correct to pirate adobe! I'm not supposed to say that, but I am!"
Based. Subscription fees for products like that especially should NOT exist.
i wont lie, this is me when jabroni mike full streams
Somebody actually submitted nintendo gametube, I thought about it a few YLYLs ago but didn’t because I thought Stepping Out would get claimed. Didn’t expect the context queen to laugh, just wanted to show chat
4:41:46 by chats logic, 50$ being able to be invested and become more than 50million, the 2 dollars in my pocket may as well be infinite money
Oh, so Mike got his El Gato soundboard to work properly?
he received a new one about a month or so ago i think
All those youtube frogs typing Jabroni Mike Full Streams to drive engagement, in hopes that their endless penance will absolve them of their sins in Michael's eyes. Harrowing sight.
hes got to pander to his geriatric audience who cant fathom twitch streams (like me)
The stone cold song hits different when you know about the Hollywood blonds
On the car thing, Gasoline with Ethanol in it slowly absorbs ambient moisture, so if you leave a car idle for months, it can gum up the engine. That's why for things like boats they make Rec Gas with no Ethanol in it, which can sit long term without issue.
As for comparing that to a dick...kinda true! It's not a muscle but there are muscles attached to it, and good blood flow helps keep it healthy.
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The GARNULARs in this stream were really well timed.
1:57:51 foreverially flanderized and loving it
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The thing about that anime with the world frozen in stone reminds me a lot of SCP-2000. Like, you have this miracle machine that can birth a whole world’s population, ecology, and infrastructure at the push of a button, and what do you do with it? You sit on it and wait for the world to end due to your organization’s fundamentally unsustainable goals, then use it to clone copies of all the oil tycoons, meticulously rebuild all the strip malls and slums, carefully weave back together all the shitass social exploitation, then sweep all the evidence under the rug and overwrite everyone’s memories, just to let it all burn down again.
To me, nothing says “die in the dark” like getting your whole city guzzled by cthulhu one day, and then not just having yourself and everything and everyone you knew replaced with copies, but being completely Stalin’d from history.
Memetic hazard warning: [mjɪɹkɚi]
the slop has thickened
mike: i remember the sound
me: so does everyone's nightmares any time during both the world war periods
I refuse to believe that Mike didn't know about Steve Ballmer
When did he watch the bionicle movie, someone got a link to that vod?
it was the strange hot takes stream
I _strongly_ encourage Mike to take a proper weekend, or perhaps a day off then a short day (if finances don't allow 2 days.)
Oh dear god I remember when that Winnie the Pooh article was going around on tumblr, it was cringe back then too
I wish there was dialup-core music, the closest I know of is a couple tracks in the Portal 2 OST. Chiptune can get pretty spicy sometimes, but I want the full “synth in a blender” experience, you know?
What channel does Joel post his songs on?
_I've been scratching everywhere and still no luck, I feel like I got so close. They might be Unlisted._
They released yesterday on his bandcamp, yt music and spotify to come
@@RoseOfNight
_What's the Channel?_
@@sisterfister7891 his funny shit is under Vargskelethor on all these sites
@@sisterfister7891Why do you type in italics?
Gears of war 3 made me cry
I can't believe Mike is dead- I mean bald.
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Hi Mike, male baldness is normal, you are not balding, you have a thin spot at the crown of your head, you should purchase Nioxin shampoo and conditioner just the number 1 system, it could just be blocked pores in the scalp ❤
Bald
I hate Chef boyardee too
5:34:06
Finally, Mike and Rich a meeting of the minds
I’m so early that no one will know i’m gay
I do
I got bad news for you
It's known.
Happy pride month
SKIBIDY
Totally garnular
"why would ANYONE want a manual car????" Nobody stealin' your car if all they know use is automatic. It really IS skill issue. Mike hating on manual cars makes him come off as a walkoid~
The mod was right, justice must be served Mikey.
Why are you so miserable dude
That morbius one was painfully unfunny
mike really said you're wasting a lot of money so saving a thousand bucks is.... bad? he always has the most baffling takes then insists that his view is the only one that makes sense. i worry about this man sometimes
i think his point was that you're saving money off the bat by buying a manual but car repair and all that is so expensive that you open yourself up to paying way more later on since you have that extra point of failure. it just got lost in playing up the car nerd thing
How to get bald TUTORIAL!
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