- Are you familiar with machine learning? ...Uhh No.. - Yeah, you probably are. You new kids are pretty good with that stuff nowadays omgah bahahhahha 😂🤣
My professor with decades of industry experience once said that to me. He talked about something i had no clue about some ML thing and he said „you young people know this better than me“. im like hell no in my mind. He created the the Data Science Curriculum for the university and I was first semester…
Yes, day one malware detonation, decompiling, analysis, and unique rule generation. Totally day one stuff. Like going to space, doing orbital rendezvous, and lunar surface landing and excursion in your first hour of flight training. No sweat. What could possibly go wrong? Most realistic industry expectations, ever.
I'm wheezing again!! 🤣🤣 I keep getting triggered by all these team sounds, and literally went thru this with one of my managers before, I'm like wait whut , none of this was in the job description 🥴🥴🥴🤣🤣
Never worked a day in cyber sec, but with just a sec+ in my pocket I was surprised I could comprehend everything you said aside from "sign in to solar lens"
lmao wire dolphin and beta sploit also I cant even lie when I get a new job I start getting stuck on the silliest stuff like logging in because nobody gives me working credentials to access anything then they ask how much work I've done after making me wait for a password for 3 hours lol
Man, you are a genius and with an excellent sense of humour, at that 😂👏 I laugh, but I had a few jobs (in a totally unrelated field) where exactly this happened to me.
I'm an ISO at the company I currently work for and just happen to stumble accross this video. You, my friend, are hilarious😂 Keep up the great content👍💯
@@onyxrose786 Actually it's not bad at all. Learning the ticket system, ManageEngine Endpoint Central and Rapid7, their security platform. I have just been creating tickets to fix security vulnerabilities. Only thing that sucks is I am limited to $16 an hour and 25 hours a week, but they already plan on and talk to me like I am a going to be a permanent employee and get hired on. I am now learning securityscorecard and trying to up our score.
Sounds like a manager that got hired sometime ago because they had a MBA or some shit like that. Got thrown into role but little knowledge about the area and getting the staff to do all the job
Done in 1 hour? Takes 10 minutes for kali to download depending on your internet. Thankfully they have the ova so you just run an update. Update may take another 5 - 10 depending on if you know what extra packages he wanted. 40 minutes left give or take.
Random question alert. Can you work in cyber security, like at google, and live most of the time in a foreign country (yet still maintaining an American address)? For example, I’m interested in working in cyber security for an American company and earning American wages yet spending most of my time in Kenya, thus working remotely in Kenya. Does this sound realistic? Is there a specific field/subject I might want to focus on? Coding, hacking, IT? I’m sure I could work for a Kenyan company, like a bank or Safaricom, but obvious the pay difference would prohibit maintaining much of anything in America. Maybe cybersecurity for the US embassy or something too but I imagine that would be nearly impossible to nail down.
Didn't know how to feel about this at first, since it follows the same script as another programming channel, but you still put your own spin on it so I suppose it's technically fair, lol.
Is Kali used more then Parrot os or Black Arch because it was first? Parrot uses less res and Arch is for Arch only people who basically just want tools in a mega file.
Coming back to tell you i passed my comptia security cert exam today.
🎉🥳 Congratz!! That's one big step closer to landing a sweet security gig!
Congratulations! Now keep it up and go gor more certs or male sure you stay up to date news wise with CS and DFIR.
Get that hands-on experience wherever you can, even if it's in a home lab or doing volunteer work.
How long did it take ? I’m taking my currently
Was it hard?
Instructions unclear, sent money to a Nigerian Prince
that cracked me up
"wire dolphin"😂😂😂😂
I didn’t even catch that 😂
So new, what is that suppose to be?
@@ShudKnowMii Hes making a joke about Wire Shark, an extremely powerful network sniffing software.
@@ShudKnowMii wireshark
"betasploit" lmao
The fact that I could kind of understand what he was talking about means I made progress 😅
Thought same thing....
Yeah US!!!
Currently going to school rn for Cybersecurity and same 🤣. I guess I am really learning something.
Lmao same!
- Are you familiar with machine learning?
...Uhh No..
- Yeah, you probably are. You new kids are pretty good with that stuff nowadays
omgah bahahhahha 😂🤣
My professor with decades of industry experience once said that to me. He talked about something i had no clue about some ML thing and he said „you young people know this better than me“. im like hell no in my mind.
He created the the Data Science Curriculum for the university and I was first semester…
@@Golden2Talon😂😂😂 hahahhaha
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅...Mad Hat...bruh...❤❤❤it! Still doing training atm (on my own), ❤❤ the IT reality skit!
Aka a.i guys
No-map, wire dolphin and betasploit! 😂
Lmao
What are the actual names of the software he mentioned
@@BJMolette nmap, wireshark, metasploit
@@BJMolette Nmap ,wireshark and metasploit
@@BJMoletteNmap, Wireshark, and Metasploit
Yes, day one malware detonation, decompiling, analysis, and unique rule generation. Totally day one stuff. Like going to space, doing orbital rendezvous, and lunar surface landing and excursion in your first hour of flight training. No sweat. What could possibly go wrong? Most realistic industry expectations, ever.
Bruh said “WireDolphin” and I’m over here trying to look it up ☠️
Nmap, wire shark and meta sploit
This is going to be me in a few months.
It’s been a few months! Found the first gig yet?!
@@TangyWaterpark I’m wondering the same
They ded.
I have not yet! I am in school for summer classes currently, and I'm going to try to get a campus job in IT.
Not ded though just bad at replies. Lol
As soon he said machine learning, i woulda dipped
That feeling when your mic was on mute the whole time. 😂
ME! EVERY! DAY!
I'm wheezing again!! 🤣🤣 I keep getting triggered by all these team sounds, and literally went thru this with one of my managers before, I'm like wait whut , none of this was in the job description 🥴🥴🥴🤣🤣
Thankfully my current job uses Slack instead 😅
😂😂😂😂
LMFAOOOO this is every remote job, sounds like my boss
My anxiety went through the roof
I’m over here dying!!😂😂💀💀
Ahh yes, wire dolphin. Much faster processing times and utilizes its own language. Way better than the shark fork.😭😂
…or as Sharkspear would put it (he did invent new English words) ‘🐬🦯🎣’
That was the best "Noo" I've ever heard. XD 😆
My anxiety is climbing
lmao this is what Im worried about
I know right!? 🥴😵💫
Never worked a day in cyber sec, but with just a sec+ in my pocket I was surprised I could comprehend everything you said aside from "sign in to solar lens"
lmao wire dolphin and beta sploit also I cant even lie when I get a new job I start getting stuck on the silliest stuff like logging in because nobody gives me working credentials to access anything then they ask how much work I've done after making me wait for a password for 3 hours lol
absolute 100% facts
Suddenly I don't want to get into cyber security anymore...
😂 good ones! TBH though, that's exactly how your first week in consulting will look like...except with waaaay more client engagements
I like unassuming voice "yea ok" guy is good with his character.
It’s like looking into a crystal ball lol
Bruh as soon as I pass, my sec plus this will be me.
This video is giving me anxiety about finding my first cybersecurity job!
Man, you are a genius and with an excellent sense of humour, at that 😂👏
I laugh,
but I had a few jobs (in a totally unrelated field) where exactly this happened to me.
In Fallout raider voice: I've used Solar Dolphin 100's of times.
This was me but tons of Cisco stuff
"you got any questions"
"well... yeah"
i would've asked if i was on mute so fast lmao
🤣 🤣 are you familiar with machine learning...no
Homer: Can I have some money now?
Wow now I'm nervous.😮
Bro this is literlly how it also went for me 😂
I'm an ISO at the company I currently work for and just happen to stumble accross this video. You, my friend, are hilarious😂 Keep up the great content👍💯
This is going to be me soon😭
His forst cock up wa saying " This is easy, I've done this before,,"
That made his mentor rain down work on him
LMAO , I love this, instant subscribed
bro make a vedio on how to get internship....in cybersecurity
I second this.
Right, I'm over here taking notes
Oh crap, I start a cybersecurity internship in 2 weeks and I didn't know what any of this was haha. I am so screwed.
So how is it going so far?
@@onyxrose786 Actually it's not bad at all. Learning the ticket system, ManageEngine Endpoint Central and Rapid7, their security platform. I have just been creating tickets to fix security vulnerabilities. Only thing that sucks is I am limited to $16 an hour and 25 hours a week, but they already plan on and talk to me like I am a going to be a permanent employee and get hired on. I am now learning securityscorecard and trying to up our score.
Praying ts doesn’t happen to me 😭😭
I died at the Machine Learning part. The hallmark of a manager who clearly doesn't know what Machine Learning is about.😂
Lol 1 hour. Takes me more than that to read the emails
But where the LIE , THO???? 😂😂😂😂IM DYING!;!!!☠️☠️☠️☠️🤦 KMD. LOL
Watched 10x so funny
Uniform tucked in neatly for first day 💀
bro, that happened to me today, this dude said im wasting his time 😒
shorts are a wave, you're good, do more of them :3
😂😂😂 .. enjoying ur videos.. thank you!
LoL,
Hope the superior beings (yt algorithm) show mercy on you and you become the best big shot in this category of content, really love this
Thank you so much for the blessings 🙂The beings have been gracious, but I'm always trying to impress them even more 😅
In the words of young Anakin “ITS WORKING” because he popped up on my feed a couple days ago 🤓
Lol 😂.... Interning @ OffSec
🤓🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀horryfing right when you finish that call you ahh yeah machine learning i know it!!!!! but during that interview im stressed a lot!!!!
Now im panicking for my intership
I understand one word kali Linux and I’ve only been doing this for 6 hrs. Lmao
He jusy got trolled hard imagine if he followed through woth the right tool names he wpild rip that database apart
OMG , this is me right now ...hahahahahah
phenomenal
Hilarious and accurate.
All 10 of are api calls. 😂😂😂
Run😂😂😂😂😂
Me in my first internship at a start up company after a grand total of 1 cs class
Chat gpt saves me again 😂
That feeling when AI is up your bootie
Sounds like a manager that got hired sometime ago because they had a MBA or some shit like that. Got thrown into role but little knowledge about the area and getting the staff to do all the job
Commenting for the algorithm let's gooo
Do you have any questions of course no ok you are so smart 😂😂😂😂😂😂
you guys are good at this shit LOL
Wire Dolphin 😂😂😂😂
hits to close to home
Lol. And Why he showed up in a ski mask!? L😂L watching too many hacker movies.
I’m so ready to get into cyber 🎉🎉🎉
I have been there on my first day of myfirst swe job.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 loved this one
No-map, wire dolphin, betasploit... What dimensional variant was he hired in? LoL
Haha nice job😂
Done in 1 hour? Takes 10 minutes for kali to download depending on your internet. Thankfully they have the ova so you just run an update. Update may take another 5 - 10 depending on if you know what extra packages he wanted. 40 minutes left give or take.
Whatever internship that is, I want it
lol no questions
Firat and last day 😂
Nomap😂😂
Random question alert.
Can you work in cyber security, like at google, and live most of the time in a foreign country (yet still maintaining an American address)?
For example, I’m interested in working in cyber security for an American company and earning American wages yet spending most of my time in Kenya, thus working remotely in Kenya.
Does this sound realistic? Is there a specific field/subject I might want to focus on? Coding, hacking, IT?
I’m sure I could work for a Kenyan company, like a bank or Safaricom, but obvious the pay difference would prohibit maintaining much of anything in America.
Maybe cybersecurity for the US embassy or something too but I imagine that would be nearly impossible to nail down.
im trying to get my aa in is networking,.... i have no idea what any of these apps are besides kali..... im so far behiiiiind
Didn't know how to feel about this at first, since it follows the same script as another programming channel, but you still put your own spin on it so I suppose it's technically fair, lol.
LoL! 😂
WoW!😮
Me in a few months 💀
Pero mira, que linda IT girl. Tu puedes con los wite dolohines ;)
Is Kali used more then Parrot os or Black Arch because it was first? Parrot uses less res and Arch is for Arch only people who basically just want tools in a mega file.
Hahaha i love your content, man. 😂 Install kali natively, dual boot, vm? Lol.
F it im just gonna play Minecraft forever
Haha. Yoooo where can I get that merch bro ?
hahahahaa
I’m half way through my Google professional cybersecurity certification. Am I doing good?! Also what should I do next
Are you familiar with machine learning you probably are 😂😂😂😂😂 any questions no questions ok 😂😂😂 good luck
ROFL 🤣
yo the sound at the beginning made me think someone was behind me x)
LMAO
He watched the other video
😂😂😂😂
In reality its actually easy
"Is this phishing?"
Me: Yes
LOOOL