Offph... those times playing Red Mage when I survived the entire dungeon and had to verraise the entire party twice at the end... might sometimes get a single commendation.
My Lalafell as a RDM hard carries a raid by being the only resser and resses both tanks and both healers multiple times apiece. 0 Commendations. ANGRY, VERY VERY ANGRY
I give it to the tank if they don't screw up and that's rarely (or the other heal). The rest of the party usually give them all to me in a dungeon or half in a trail.
It's felt like a lifetime since the last one of these videos but I wasn't disappointed. A metric ton of jokes and rhymes that I'll replay to pass the time until part 2 is finally mine!
"You'll give me all the commendations for carrying you, right?" "We gave them to the tank." "AAAAAAAANGRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" IS SUCH A FUCKING MOOD. Is it because I'm smol? Is it because I'm an Midgarsormr pleb? I JUST WANT MY DOSDAMNED COMMS, DAMMIT. I'M A SAGE.
I'm not kidding when I say that I prioritized getting through Shadowbringers so that I could watch this when it came out, without having to worry about spoilers. I am not disappointed.
@@Firestar4041 you're in for a ride! post-ShB is really really good imo, it gives the main story a run for its money (especially the 5.3 quests, you'll know what i mean when you get there)
The Sin Eater transformations were censored because they were considered too extreme, which is why they added the white feather cocoons. Yoshi-P wanted the Sin Eater transformations to be more terrifying, but they dial it up too high and had to censor them.
I'm only 90 seconds into the video, but I'm confident in declaring The Slight Height Zone the best joke in the video. Edit: "Peaches are stored in the bowl"s and the "Lex Luthor stole 40 cakes" reference came close, but I was right.
'idiot stupid dummy ugly moron annoying fool ghost'. As an avid lover of Ardbert that hurts me, and yet I'm laughing. I can hardly wait for the next part.
How many years have come and gone since that day? How many years have I waited for this moment, for the one that stood alone against the tall; for the one they called The Warrior of Small?
2:46 just hit me like a ton of bricks from when I did Shadowbringers the first week it was out. Every one playing Scholar back then would have done it just to get a couple extra points of damage out.
I was fine. I was a little past halfway without laughing. I thought I was strong. And then I laughed at the worst pun. Now, I must meol with my weakness to bad puns.
10:07 i love how we had the same thought with that pout. it's such a perfectly framed shot and the expression is PRICELESS no matter which race you're on
I'm a SCH main but I did once get triple comms on levelling roulette as BLM. Being entertaining in chat definitely helps; It probably also helps to be a cute girl.
I lost it at the 'youths in Asia' line. That probably makes me a bad person. Also the 'Charlie the Unicorn' and 'Forty cakes' references gave me flashbacks lol.
Mad baby finds ways to get angry at everything. Mad because bright, and then happy because night, and then later she goes Mad because night. Meanwhile the Gaius and Estinien impressions were great!
Another hilarious video starring my favourite mad baby! I also wasnt expecting a random "McCree- no wait, Cassidy!" joke thrown into the mix but that made me laugh too. Poor innocent video game character having his identity destroyed by a real world scumbag. :( (I'll bet more people associated the name Jesse McCree with the cowboy over the dev 1,000,000 to 1 haha)
“Alphibro says it’s not too late to break the habit by waking him up inside” Oh by the gods the amount of emo rock in one sentence xD Now back to DRKing for me… Edge of Shadow leggooooo
I never know how much I need another episode of Mad Because Small in my life until I see a new one, then I wonder how I went so long without laughing so damn hard.
I first inhaled my coffee at "ANARCHY :D", and then again for the "forty cakes" reference. Shut up and take my upvote XD And all of the musical references are just *chef kiss.* Even if they DO make me feel old...
8:28 That whole scene I was screaming. It really hammered in that things in Norvrandt are VERY bad. Like I had to step away for a few minutes, that was so horrific
And my week has been made by seeing this upload! Thank you for all you do, Cider! This is absolutely something I look forward to every time you put out a new one!
"Mad because oppressed" No but for real, as a fellow smol the fact that there are even *less* considerations for Lala's in places because the First's equivalent are isolationist is enough to make me want to throw my codex at something.
I was here to watch something completely different but saw this and all plans have been derailed. Thank you. I have sent this to my FC discord. You have made at least my day.
Man, you have no idea how happy I am to see that not only did you find your niche here with this series, but that THIS is the niche you ended up in. Seriously I fucking love this and love seeing new players go through the story of FFXIV.
Literally beasted my way through 6.0 so when you finally get to it there'd be no spoilers. These videos bring a moment of joy in a dark and dismal world.
"But we already saved the youths in Asia"
I completely lost it at that line
If you get the reference at that point you will laugh even harder.
"That was the plot of Stormblood"
is where I lost it
this writing is honestly on the same level as xavier: renegade angel
"You'll give me all the commendations for carrying you, right?"
"We gave them to the tank."
I felt that on a spiritual level.
Offph... those times playing Red Mage when I survived the entire dungeon and had to verraise the entire party twice at the end... might sometimes get a single commendation.
As a Dpser I usually choose the other Dps, first, unless they totally botch it.
My Lalafell as a RDM hard carries a raid by being the only resser and resses both tanks and both healers multiple times apiece.
0 Commendations.
ANGRY, VERY VERY ANGRY
when I heal and or tank, I actually encourage giving it to the dps if they did a great job :O!!
I give it to the tank if they don't screw up and that's rarely (or the other heal). The rest of the party usually give them all to me in a dungeon or half in a trail.
Alphinaud: hey wol how ar-
Wol, shifting to MCH: rooms haunted
Alphinaud: ... what?
Wol- checks gun: rooms haunted
"If you think that's bad, your friend showed up undressed."
"Thancred?"
"Thancred."
After all this time, I still can't get over how much the eyebrow tattoos enhance her every expression. That option truly is a blessing.
2:03 okay this deserves a like for the Charlie the Unicorn reference.
I loved that refrence, almost laughed to death 😂
It's felt like a lifetime since the last one of these videos but I wasn't disappointed. A metric ton of jokes and rhymes that I'll replay to pass the time until part 2 is finally mine!
i read this in the rhythm of Cider's rhymes...
And all too soon Part 2 will come, we'll stab the sun, and all go out for Cinnabuns!
"You'll give me all the commendations for carrying you, right?"
"We gave them to the tank."
"AAAAAAAANGRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
IS SUCH A FUCKING MOOD. Is it because I'm smol? Is it because I'm an Midgarsormr pleb? I JUST WANT MY DOSDAMNED COMMS, DAMMIT. I'M A SAGE.
I'm not kidding when I say that I prioritized getting through Shadowbringers so that I could watch this when it came out, without having to worry about spoilers. I am not disappointed.
Same lmao
Mood
But now i gotta get thru Post-post ShB D:
Same here, lol
@@Firestar4041 you're in for a ride! post-ShB is really really good imo, it gives the main story a run for its money (especially the 5.3 quests, you'll know what i mean when you get there)
"that remind about that time a 100 years ago where I did nothing because I didn't exist"
Now that's what I call foreshadowing
foreshadowbringers
@@Adu767 I love it🤣
Not the best foreshadowing ever, but the second best. I'd give it a cylva medal.
Did nothing, because busy being EVIL.
What was that line foreshadowing?
"am i gonna have to revoke your shin privileges?"
-small, who has already revoked shin privileges
"She showed up demanding chicken and a booster seat."
"LIES."
Nope, I'm done. I'm three and a half minutes in and I can't breathe. 🤣
Tataru getting absolutely destroyed will always be my favourite part of every MBS video
I love the nicknames - Wallyworld, Witchyworld, Dismaland. I'm looking forward to Eulmore never being called the same name twice.
The Sin Eater transformations were censored because they were considered too extreme, which is why they added the white feather cocoons. Yoshi-P wanted the Sin Eater transformations to be more terrifying, but they dial it up too high and had to censor them.
I don't know why but that "lucky and charming" line just got me.
I'm only 90 seconds into the video, but I'm confident in declaring The Slight Height Zone the best joke in the video.
Edit: "Peaches are stored in the bowl"s and the "Lex Luthor stole 40 cakes" reference came close, but I was right.
And the charlie goes to candy mountain reference
Hi your Estinien impression is perfect what the heck?!
So glad to see Smol again!!
"That order reminds of that time a hundred years ago when I did nothing because I didn't exist."
GOD
“But we already saved the youths in Asia…” I’m screaming
'idiot stupid dummy ugly moron annoying fool ghost'. As an avid lover of Ardbert that hurts me, and yet I'm laughing. I can hardly wait for the next part.
How many years have come and gone since that day? How many years have I waited for this moment, for the one that stood alone against the tall; for the one they called The Warrior of Small?
More like the warrior of height
The psychological support rat bit destroyed me.
'thats as many as four tens. And that's terrible!'
I got that!
No one expects a Lex Luthor Meme !! LOL
2:46 just hit me like a ton of bricks from when I did Shadowbringers the first week it was out. Every one playing Scholar back then would have done it just to get a couple extra points of damage out.
“Good thing I ate a light lunch”
“It’s my time to shine”
TOO SOON
Crazy how Shadowbringers was just a sugar-fuelled dream sequence, huh
"13 gumballs and a gobstopper"...I seriously bit my tongue so hard laughing here. It was really really bleeding. Worth it...
I lost it at "candied grandpa." Looking forward to the next part~
Halric no-selling the puns was perfect
I was fine. I was a little past halfway without laughing. I thought I was strong. And then I laughed at the worst pun.
Now, I must meol with my weakness to bad puns.
Finally, after months of wait, the Mad Baby has returned! Another fantastic video Cider.
"Sonic diaper inflation"
Jesus man, go to church.
Considering he got kicked because that was his limit, I'd say his souls can still be saved
Yeah, I feel like I need an adult...
10:07 i love how we had the same thought with that pout. it's such a perfectly framed shot and the expression is PRICELESS no matter which race you're on
As a SGE main, I felt my blood pressure rise at the commendation bit.
People rarely give comms to DPS.
I'm a RDM main, and I've pulled all seven comms on a trial roulette before. Dunno what you're talking about.
I'm a SCH main but I did once get triple comms on levelling roulette as BLM. Being entertaining in chat definitely helps; It probably also helps to be a cute girl.
"because i'm LUCKY and charming" -Gets murdered off screen like five minutes later-
"Do you want your shin privileges revoked?" hahaha, I think I'm going to start using that one now.
I lost it at the 'youths in Asia' line. That probably makes me a bad person.
Also the 'Charlie the Unicorn' and 'Forty cakes' references gave me flashbacks lol.
This certainly has been the bright spot of my day, however rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
I'm more excited than is reasonable to hear your Emet Selch voice next episode.
I died when you mentioned stormblood. 😭🤣 this was hilarious. I cant wait for more.
Mad baby finds ways to get angry at everything. Mad because bright, and then happy because night, and then later she goes Mad because night. Meanwhile the Gaius and Estinien impressions were great!
I always knew Mad Baby was a Nü Metalhead!
Edit: Also thank you for blessing us with another Bowls joke!
Another hilarious video starring my favourite mad baby! I also wasnt expecting a random "McCree- no wait, Cassidy!" joke thrown into the mix but that made me laugh too. Poor innocent video game character having his identity destroyed by a real world scumbag. :(
(I'll bet more people associated the name Jesse McCree with the cowboy over the dev 1,000,000 to 1 haha)
i have yet to come across a single person wich plays/played OW wich knew the Developer before they've changed the name of the character.
6:51 For what it's worth, the breads are a lie.
6:14 "How many Linkin Park references can you fit into a single sentence?"
"Yes"
1
The answer is 1
In order:
Slipknot
Papa Roach
Korn
Marilyn Manson
Three Days Grace
Linkin Park
Evanescence
@@ZanAzoth you missed one :)
@@CiderSpider I got this one. Avenged Sevenfold.
@@CiderSpider Whaa, what was it? I watched it again and only saw the 7 in that order
“Alphibro says it’s not too late to break the habit by waking him up inside”
Oh by the gods the amount of emo rock in one sentence xD Now back to DRKing for me… Edge of Shadow leggooooo
This series has become art
The pee sea joke almost caused pee sea.
You won me with Linkin Park, you got me emotionally attached with the commendations anger.
It’s true: Estinien’s too hot for the laws of physics to apply.
I never know how much I need another episode of Mad Because Small in my life until I see a new one, then I wonder how I went so long without laughing so damn hard.
Finally, my favorite popoto is in my favorite expansion.
The whole Tesleen part and teh spleen then light lunch. Grand master wordsmith stuff right there.
"the sleight height zone" LOL love the Twilight Zone reference! Another great video, thanks Cider Spider.
02:04 Charlie the Unicorn reference?! Already amazing.
Lmao, oh man. The references to early 2000s alt/goth/emo rock.
I first inhaled my coffee at "ANARCHY :D", and then again for the "forty cakes" reference. Shut up and take my upvote XD
And all of the musical references are just *chef kiss.* Even if they DO make me feel old...
There are no words to express my excitement when this is what I woke up to. BABIES FIRST MIGRAINE IS VERY BAD BURN.
Quality as always but “the sleight height zone” was what got me.
Solid Lex Luther reference too
I have no idea how you continue to produce things that make me laugh this hard, but here we are, anyway.
"If that mockingbird won't sing, I'm gonna break that birdie's neck!"
How very Oda Nobunaga of her.
The overwatch references give me life tbh XD
8:28
That whole scene I was screaming. It really hammered in that things in Norvrandt are VERY bad. Like I had to step away for a few minutes, that was so horrific
And my week has been made by seeing this upload! Thank you for all you do, Cider! This is absolutely something I look forward to every time you put out a new one!
I'm so glad that Superdictionary jokes continue to live, whether they deserve it or not.
I spit my drink out when the Charlie the Unicorn ref hit...
Good play, Sir. Good play.
"I would rearrange your face if I could see it over this desk" My sides, and then probably my shins
10:19 tell us you finished shadowbringers already without telling us you finished shadowbringers already
The Light puns are KILLING ME.
It's the super deep voice that really gets to me.
"Mad because oppressed"
No but for real, as a fellow smol the fact that there are even *less* considerations for Lala's in places because the First's equivalent are isolationist is enough to make me want to throw my codex at something.
At least they get sick beards though
There were so many fantastic lines in this I couldn’t pick a favorite. 15/10 worth the wait.
that estinien impression was on point
If part 1 only made it to the first lightwarden, this is going to be a fantastic series
Still waiting for the eventual Zenos duel. This franchise was designed for a Mad because Small confrontation at the horizon.
two minutes in and died of laughter at the candy mountain part. did not expect to see that reference
4:22 - Witchyworld... Banjo-Tooie reference?
I was here to watch something completely different but saw this and all plans have been derailed.
Thank you. I have sent this to my FC discord. You have made at least my day.
The lord, the angry the small has returned!
"Peach is stored in the bowls". That's GOTTA be a Rabtoons reference 🤔😧😦😮😯😲😳🤯
Oh man, these are the jewels of the internet. The wait is too long!
they just keep getting better, worth the wait tenfold
"That was the plot of stormblood"
Fuck. Amazing
“it was really her time to *shine*”
all of those jokes fucking killed me. i’m so happy with this video omg
5:36 Slick Mockingbird line right there :)
Words cannot explain the degree to which I squealed upon seeing this was out, and it was worth every day of the wait!
Another excellent continuation of everyone's favourite smol potato. This is what that notification bell was waiting for all these months!
Man, you have no idea how happy I am to see that not only did you find your niche here with this series, but that THIS is the niche you ended up in. Seriously I fucking love this and love seeing new players go through the story of FFXIV.
Such a short video felt like it lasted much longer. It was a tall order surviving the whole thing.
That's a bit of a stretch. Probably reaching.
Sad because small. Jealous of tall. Sad because small. I can’t wait to watch them all.
Omg! That Charlie the unicorn reference killed me! 🤣
*SMALL HAS RETURNED!*
*PRAISE THE SMOLL!!!* \[ T]/
- thats a Dark Souls reference
'Mad because isekai'd, still short on the other side!'
The euthanasia line got me :P
This man's ability to rhyme is incredible.
That one about giving the tank all the comms triggers me :( still amazing video
The inn in the Crystarium: Mad because bright. How am I supposed to get a good night's sleep when I can't turn off the room lights?
Literally beasted my way through 6.0 so when you finally get to it there'd be no spoilers. These videos bring a moment of joy in a dark and dismal world.
HE RETURNS! Still small though.