😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂 Ekene is the house boy who drinks his boss' wine and then adds water to fill it up. His boss became suspicious and... decided to buy pasties ( A french wine that change colour if water added).😂😂😂 As usual, Ekene drank the pasties and topped it up with water. Unfortunately for him, the pasties changed colour. When the boss came back home and notice the colour change, he told his wife about it. Ekene knew he was in trouble and decided to stay in the kitchen. The boss shouted, "Ekene!!!" Ekene answered.."Yes, Sir!" Boss.. "Who drank the pasties?" Ekene didn't respond. The boss ask again, still no answer. Then the boss went to the kitchen to confront him. "Are you insane or what? When I called you, you said 'Yes Sir', but when I asked you a question, you didn't answer me! Hmmm Oga, when you are in the kitchen you don't hear anything except your name," Ekene answered. "Let's try it. Okay go to the bar and stand beside madam, while I will stay in the kitchen. Then call me and then ask me any question," The Boss suggested. Ekene shouted, "Boss!" Boss answered, "Yes!" Ekene asked, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam isn't around?" Boss didn't answer. Ekene ask again, the Boss kept quiet. The boss came out from the kitchen shouting, "Wonders shall never end!!! Ekene it's true. When one's in the kitchen, one doesn't hear anything except ones name". The wife interrupted, "That's not true. It's a lie". Without argument Ekene ask if she'd like to enter the kitchen to be tested and she agreed. Ekene called, "Madam! Madam answered, "Yes!" Ekene asked, "Who is Junior's biological father? Me or boss?" Madam rushed out of the kitchen saying, "This kitchen needs to be checked, I can't hear anything!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂 Thanks so much for reading my joke, God bless you as u support my TH-cam channel . 💛💛 If you enjoyed my joke, pls Just touch my profile picture to Hit the Red SUBSCRIBE icon Plsssssssssss🙏🙏🙏🙏pls🙏🙏🙏🙏
😱..I Just flashed back to my primary school days. 😂😂😂 It all. happened on a Tuesday morning when our teacher taughtus a very interesting topic: comparatives and superlatives.... Eg: _Long longer longest _Big bigger biggest _Short shorter shortest _Fast faster fastest. So the next day, she came back with some visitors to prove to them that we were wonderful pupils,,,, She started; TEACHER : Now children recite what you just learnt yesterday... Let's go this way... TEACHER: Long PUPILS: Long longer longest TEACHER: Big PUPILS: Big bigger biggest TEACHER: Short PUPILS : Short Shorter Shortest TEACHER: Fast! PUPILS: Fast Faster Fastest TEACHER: (was grateful and shouted happily) Good! PUPILS: Good gooder goodest TEACHER: STOP!!! PUPILS: Stop stopper stoppest TEACHER: (already abashed) ENOUGH!!! PUPILS: Enough enougher enoughest TEACHER: Chim o! PUPILS: Chim o Chimooer chimooest TEACHER : CHAI!!!! PUPILS: Chai chaier chaiest TEACHER: OLODO!!! PUPILS: Olodo olodoer oloodoest 😆 😆😆And THE teacher fainted .😂👍👍👍 😂😂😂😂 Thanks so much for reading my joke, If you enjoyed it, Please can you do me a favour, I want you to please SUBSCRIBE to my channel, I know u are capable. 💛💛👍 it very simple Just touch my profile picture and you will see where to SUBSCRIBE Plsssssssssss🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Heavenly Father I pray that you keep the person reading this alive, safe, healthy and financially blessed Amen 🙌🙏
Anen
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Song wey everybody dey manage, e reach your turn you begin shout
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the babe in a white top (next to the lady in a black top) is our highlight 🤣🤣
My ear literally just got blocked at the end 💔😂😂😂😂😂😂
I heard was "caught in eba romance"
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Ekene is the house boy who drinks his boss' wine and then adds water
to fill it up. His boss became suspicious and...
decided to buy pasties ( A french wine that change colour if water added).😂😂😂
As usual, Ekene drank the pasties and topped it up with water. Unfortunately for him, the pasties changed colour. When the boss came back home and notice the colour change, he told his wife about it.
Ekene knew he was in trouble and decided to stay in the kitchen.
The boss shouted, "Ekene!!!"
Ekene answered.."Yes, Sir!"
Boss.. "Who drank the pasties?"
Ekene didn't respond.
The boss ask again, still no answer. Then the boss went to the kitchen to confront him. "Are you insane or what? When I called you, you said 'Yes Sir', but when I asked you a question, you didn't answer me!
Hmmm Oga, when you are in the kitchen you don't hear anything except your name," Ekene answered.
"Let's try it. Okay go to the bar and stand beside madam, while I will stay in the kitchen. Then call me and then ask me any question," The Boss suggested.
Ekene shouted, "Boss!"
Boss answered, "Yes!"
Ekene asked, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam isn't around?"
Boss didn't answer.
Ekene ask again, the Boss kept quiet.
The boss came out from the kitchen shouting, "Wonders shall never end!!!
Ekene it's true. When one's in the kitchen, one doesn't hear anything except ones name".
The wife interrupted, "That's not true. It's a lie".
Without argument Ekene ask if she'd like to enter the kitchen to be tested and she agreed.
Ekene called, "Madam!
Madam answered, "Yes!"
Ekene asked, "Who is Junior's biological father? Me or boss?"
Madam rushed out of the kitchen saying, "This kitchen needs to be checked, I can't hear anything!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Yeee!!! My intestine 😂😂😂
Bae u be like say he dey moshalahi.... You want kirun ni?!! 😂😂😂
The third girl 😂😂
Everybody is just a goat in the room 😂😂😂
Nah bae u spoil am 😂
Wooowu... Y'all please start a Choir... Even if it is Kwaya, but just start something 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂 only bae u sing like say he wan open prayer for mosque 🕌 😂
Nobody:
Naighbors: quick pack up their are zombies next door trynna sing 🤣
Why habike Dey laugh like this now
She don smoke loud 😂😂😂
I watch dis more than 5×😃😄😁😆😅🤣
I think the guy with face cap dey smoke Igbo 😂
See is voice😂😩
LOOOOOL SINGING NO BE FOR EVERYBODY O
Only bae u…Will be making noise 😂
U people are mad 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Una Dey craze
Much love from Uganda 🇺🇬🇺🇬
na one bean the spoil others beans third person 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why bae u sound like horse 🐎 at 2:32 hilarious 😂 much love❤️ & grace amen 🙏🏽
Saved the best for last 😂
BaeU 🤦🤦😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I know say na Bae U own go worse pass 😂 😂 😂 😂
Why is Kemz on a cover cloth? I hope she's well.
By the way, You guys are awesome!💕❤️❤️
she have fever
feeling cold
@@peterabraham3407 na u be kemz fiancee? 😂😂
This is so funny😂😂😂😂
Bae Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
My ears dey bleed after watching this 😭😭😭
First view👆
Bae u
Cry want kill me 😂😂😂😂
Afi suru
Bae u❤️☀️🙌
😱..I Just flashed back to my primary
school days. 😂😂😂 It
all.
happened on a Tuesday morning
when
our teacher taughtus a very interesting topic: comparatives and
superlatives....
Eg:
_Long longer longest
_Big bigger biggest
_Short shorter shortest
_Fast faster fastest.
So the next day, she came back with some visitors to prove to them that we were wonderful pupils,,,, She started;
TEACHER : Now children recite what you just learnt yesterday... Let's go this way...
TEACHER: Long
PUPILS: Long longer longest
TEACHER: Big
PUPILS: Big bigger biggest
TEACHER: Short
PUPILS : Short Shorter Shortest
TEACHER: Fast!
PUPILS: Fast Faster Fastest
TEACHER: (was grateful and shouted happily)
Good!
PUPILS: Good gooder goodest
TEACHER: STOP!!!
PUPILS: Stop stopper stoppest
TEACHER: (already abashed) ENOUGH!!!
PUPILS: Enough enougher enoughest
TEACHER: Chim o!
PUPILS: Chim o Chimooer chimooest
TEACHER : CHAI!!!!
PUPILS: Chai chaier chaiest
TEACHER: OLODO!!!
PUPILS: Olodo olodoer oloodoest 😆 😆😆And THE teacher fainted .😂👍👍👍
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Thanks so much for reading my joke,
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Bae u ❤️
I don laugh taya😂😂😂💔
Echakalakachepache
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯🇹🇬
😂 😂 😂 awon weyrey
Abeg who una dey morn
Bae U's team >> Kraks TV team
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First view,
Combination of clowns
Eeeeeechakalakacheepaacheeeee
Ma nigga nice one
😂
Lol
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Mtcheew
🤣🤣🤣☺️☺️
You are Bae u what ?
What is wrong with kemz 🥺
I forgot to laugh 😐 still waiting tho
Scam
BS😡
No value
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