Clarke and Dawe - Budgets. A Masterclass.

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  • @Faboba
    @Faboba 13 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    "He might go away if you up the rent."
    "Where's he going to go? He's got to be there, that's where the iron ore is."
    "Yeah but you don't want to annoy him; he's destroying your back yard, that's an honour."
    Nailed it!

  • @TrueTreasureGeek
    @TrueTreasureGeek 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    This was as relevant then as it is now! Brilliant and timeless!

  • @TysicJC
    @TysicJC 13 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    This is some of the best satire I have ever seen.

  • @DunlopDaytona
    @DunlopDaytona 13 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    "There's a budget"
    "Does it balance?"
    "In what sense, Bryan?"
    LOL So true, so true.

  • @GenghisVern
    @GenghisVern 13 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    You don't want to up the rent... he might go away. Brilliant! That's the argument we here in Pennsylvania regarding Marcellus Shale gas drilling and severance tax.

  • @37Dionysos
    @37Dionysos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "He's sick? Well, take him out. There's a budget."

  • @getoutu2
    @getoutu2 12 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Classic Clarke, the man is a genius

  • @RichardZak
    @RichardZak 13 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The end is the best. "Does it balance?" "In what sense?"

  • @AtheistOnTheEdge
    @AtheistOnTheEdge 13 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    10 billion in half a year!!! BHP is not only too big to fail, it's too big to tax! The government is too scared to upset them.

    • @jenniferg7110
      @jenniferg7110 ปีที่แล้ว

      Donations, all powerful donations

  • @michaelaitken1287
    @michaelaitken1287 10 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Best Kiwi export of all time!

    • @Sphere723
      @Sphere723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Their sodomy is pretty good too.

    • @michaelaitken1287
      @michaelaitken1287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Slave2PaperWithInkOn Love it!

  • @renhansen1246
    @renhansen1246 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now that is a video clip for the ages!

  • @eleSDSU
    @eleSDSU 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Depressingly accurate description of Chilean economy.

  • @engincallahan2943
    @engincallahan2943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ok now, I’m gonna have to take break watching your channel guys, because I’m getting cramps from laughing. Whee …

  • @DanielJPowell1
    @DanielJPowell1 12 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You guys are awesome! I haven't laughed this much in a long time! :)

  • @lancethex
    @lancethex 12 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "ya cant drive to work in a rumpus room" hahaha classic

    • @iancurtis1152
      @iancurtis1152 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You can't roller skate in a Buffalo herd either.

  • @gillandstephen
    @gillandstephen 13 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Thats very tolerant of you" Mineral exploration and expoitation ( in Australia) over rides individual ownership so that the government can receive taxes from it, (yet they under tax it so as not to upset them) so if you had iron ore in your backyard you'd have no choice but to be tolerant)

  • @DCdabest
    @DCdabest 13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i wish i could drive to work in the rumpus room... it would take the edge of the fucking gridlock in West Sydney!!!

  • @CuJoeSOS
    @CuJoeSOS 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wow ... Perfect.

  • @serenityviolet1304
    @serenityviolet1304 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I miss these two.

  • @hildegardvonbingem
    @hildegardvonbingem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Does it balance? In what sense, Bryan?

  • @andyv0001
    @andyv0001 11 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    What I love about this, is it just goes to show how fed up not only the British are, Americans most Europeans are of governments, but also the Ozzys, I thought you guys were good. Time for a revolution

    • @docgonzobordel
      @docgonzobordel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well, we are currently thinking about it. Greeting from France, 6years later.

    • @AustralianBlueMage
      @AustralianBlueMage 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@docgonzobordel we tried then, we did better more recently

  • @TacticalCitySlicker
    @TacticalCitySlicker 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    brilliant!

  • @michaeljavorsky6742
    @michaeljavorsky6742 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pure genius.

  • @fenderboy88
    @fenderboy88 13 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    @AtheistOnTheEdge No company is ''too big to fail'' because business failure is just as important to a market economy as business success.
    Governments should end ''crony capitalism'' and allow the free market to actually work if you truly want to put an end to lobbyists in politics stop giving subsidies to big corporations.

  • @TheNakedWombat
    @TheNakedWombat 13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have met Wayne Swan and discussed economics with him and this mock makes Swansong look intelligent.

  • @fatalbrett
    @fatalbrett ปีที่แล้ว

    Solar HAHAHA that aged like fine wine.

  • @MAI11.5
    @MAI11.5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Budgets - space time Earth gravity dimention unknown 13

  • @0MoTheG
    @0MoTheG 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    so good, I suppose in a politicians mind that made some sense.

  • @Lieu3C4
    @Lieu3C4 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In what sense indeed: were Australia & Austrailians to think like it wasn't 2050 now maybe it wouldn't look like it's going to be 2050 then.

  • @victorespino5650
    @victorespino5650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    he's destroying your backyard, that's an honor.

  • @rdicko86
    @rdicko86 12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    watching this on the day our gov gives holden 255 million... lol

    • @ryankeogh219
      @ryankeogh219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      watching on the day holden are long gone in australia and scott morrison is now PM :S

    • @ThomasBritz
      @ThomasBritz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Funny that 1/4 billion was an issue once... a decade years later, it's 1/4 trillion to fossil fuel industry to "compensate for future lost profit".

  • @justadroid
    @justadroid 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @doktorzee0 haha that made me laugh too!

  • @beaup8312
    @beaup8312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    For those that dont understand the demon behind the satite - from 1:00 onwards Brian is a representation of Australia.
    - 'Kevin' is referring to Kevin Rudd where between 2008-2010 amassed hundreds of thousands of tax payer dollars on travel bills, dining & accommodation and other 'sundry' purchases.
    - Solar panels are regarding the loose spending of Australian govt on solar power rebate incentives and schemes. During the introduction of Solar Panels.
    - The 'neighbour' is referring to New Zealand particularly on immigration. 'Ignore him', around 2009-2010 tough immigration laws oppressed kiwi immigrants.
    - The iron ore scenario references to the foreign investors and foreign mining companies during the mining boom of 2008-2011 mining on Australian soil. Whereby the 'foreigners' were given government preference due to their contribution to local economy by taxes, mass employment, large local business investment, local housing development and local sales.
    Now watch it again after reading this and you will pick it up.

    • @sethop_og
      @sethop_og 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Wow, talk about not getting the joke(s). The reference to Kevin is about the tendency of a new government to rip up and replace all the long term plans put in place by the previous government, nothing at all to do with anyone's travel bills. The reference to solar had nothing to do with money wasted on solar subsidies, everything to do with the ostensible ignorance of Swann and co with respect to anything related to renewable energy. I don't see how the 'neighbor' can be New Zealand; most likely it's a reference to the Aboriginal Australians. And as for the massive giveaways to the foreign mining companies, well, there's always going to be a disagreement as to what price you might have to pay to juice your economy with a bit of foreign direct investment, but it's very clear that Clarke and Dawe felt that far too great a price was being paid, with the natural implication being that this was mainly about securing donations and favours for right wing political entities as opposed to doing the right thing for Australia.

    • @nicksmith901
      @nicksmith901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sethop_og you get it. Beau doesnt seem to have a good grasp on this at all.

    • @skruit
      @skruit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@sethop_og I'm late to the party here, but I'm so amazed that someone could get this so wrong, as dear old Beau did. Just a note that the 'neighbour' was a reference to Bob Brown; a reference to the agreement Labor made with the Greens at the time to secure a majority government, hence "we can't get to our place unless we go through his place" -can't enact policy without support from the Greens.

  • @Gepstra
    @Gepstra 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @D3V17Z misquote FTL...

  • @rob6543
    @rob6543 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pissa 😂😂😂

  • @Mr2pint
    @Mr2pint 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    smoke and mirrors - that's politics -D

  • @fenderboy88
    @fenderboy88 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @TheJourneyAgent Its more of a question as to whether its right t to use taxpayer money to bailout big corporate losers that make a product nobody likes.
    Thats the reason why i found TARP and other bailout packages especially bailing out gM to be disgusting,GM should of been aloud to fail.

  • @nafism6969
    @nafism6969 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tax.
    thats all the governemet knows.
    take from those that work hard.