instead of watching this stream i got drunk with friends and fell down stairs and hit my head hard enough it made a bump and started bleeding, this is what happens when you don't watch jerma live
this entire strream is him picking the snack up and going "oh god i hate these who would eat these," then he takes a bite and goes "ooh that was pretty good actually! I kinda really like that!" then he puts it in D
@@undertyped1 Making me remember the time when he was taking quizzes, and there was an option to choose which superpower he could have, and he didn't choose the poisoned apple because "anyone can poison an apple". bone chilling...😟I can't believe we didn't see the signs.. 😔
The thumbnail with him eating the spaghetti just looks like he's vomiting and its filling a bowl he has in front of him and I can't stop laughing about it
26:55 love how he goes "no, that's disgusting I'm not making that joke" after minutes earlier hyping it up by saying "STAY TUNED FOR THIS NEXT JOKE COMING UP"
Ty for posting it w chat. These archive channels need to understand half the fun is seeing everyone’s reaction with jerma. And so you can tell what he’s reading atm
the main jerma archive channel is partnered with a service called Chat Replay which allows you to view the vod and the chat like a real stream! it's not on the actual video but they have a chrome extension :)
14:07 Juicy 15:45 monkaS 18:14 "You need to put sugar on it" 23:49 Hostage 25:20 BURP 28:06 Diabetes Realization 30:34 Peepo :D 30:53 Admitted he's HIGH 31:32 "Does your doctor know about this?" 32:31 To all the concerned Andys 34:21 HEARTBURN HAROLD 35:50 Test on Coca Cola and Pepsi + Holly REAL 40:06 Boomer Streamer HATES Boomer Chocolate 43:50 Swallowing? 44:49 Holly is based + Holly you should GET HIM + SKILL ISSUE 47:06 "Is he wearing pants?" 49:00 Chewing Challenge 50:02 AGEIST ANDY 53:22 Midgees? 🤨 54:21 BACKPEDALING 58:01
1:17:20 fahted 1:22:15 actual cartoon 1:32:03 1:35:24 handful of bean boozled 1:36:34 hi holly 1:45:54 he’s pregnant! 1:50:28 worst noise 2022 2:28:03 accusing chat…….. 2:31:11 what is wrong with him
Two steps ahead. I am always two steps ahead. This has been the greatest social experiment I’ve come to know. Certainly the greatest social experiment of my entire life. It’s alluring, it’s compelling, it’s gripping, to bear witness, to observe all these unwell, unbalanced disoriented beings roam the internet in search of stories. In search of ideas, of conflict, of rivalries. Where people develop a distinctive desire for direct engagement. Where people feel involved with the stories, and therefore become product of influence. Thirsty from distraction, from time unspent, from lackluster lifestyles. Spoiling their minds while stimulating them at the exact same time. It’s brilliant, but it’s also dangerous. It’s dangerous. I feel as if my life has been positioned to where I’m monitoring ants on an ant farm. One follows another, follows another, follows another. It’s mesmerizing, it’s enthralling, it’s spellbinding. Just look at all these consumers. All of these lost and bored people. Consuming anything that they’re told to consume. I am, the villain, if I make myself one. And people will consume these stories year, after year, after year. Stories that shock, that confuse. Stories that are deliberately made to blur the boundaries between fact and fiction. Stories that permeate, infect, and linger in the minds of the ants. Influence the ants. Brainwash the ants. You, are the ant. I woke up this morning to money deposited into my account for simply not doing something. For simply not going through with something. People are the most fucked up creatures on this planet. And you will continue to consume. And I’ll continue to be two steps ahead. Today I thought it would be a splendid idea to go out and get some food, and film it for you. Gee are you surprised? Have you forgotten the story? Are you not paying attention? After all, you’re here to consume, are you not?
True fans would know that Jerma's stream room is cooled to 40°F at all times, preventing condensation from forming as well as helping him with his really bad hyperhidrosis issue
Bugles finally got their redemption, but he was allowed to get away with the Bugle slander for FAR too long. Tragically he never checked the ingredients to learn why Bugles are so good/deadly. (They are cooked in coconut oil, and one serving is like 50% saturated fat, they're ridiculously unhealthy)
felt kinda bad watching the soda portion since he's mentioned before he has stomach problems and he looked genuinely squirmy/uncomfortable. its considerate of him to not want to burp into the mic but i wouldve preferred it over like 3 puke scares
I don’t get how he does challenges like that and eats lots of fast food in his free time when he has stomach issues. Like, no wonder, your diet is awful.
24:49 1:22:19 ? 1:45:51 Pregnant Andy 1:47:19 ??? 2:04:09 "I don't like gummy worms cause gummy worms are for children" -38 year old man reviewing snacks he dislike
1:44:54 hahah as a kid this was pretty much the only way I ate fun dip. I don't even remember what the individual flavors taste like anymore just cause I always mixed them up in a bowl
Bruh he did orange slices dirty. Orange slices should never be hard if they are hard it ruins the texture they should be spongey not only that but he bought the great value brand which is odviously ass.
18:13 Grapefruit hater here. Whoever said to put sugar on the grapefruit, I'm calling bullshit. Grapefruit's taste is indescribably bad. Putrid, bitter, as Jerma described it, acidic. Literally the worst, most vile, disgusting thing I have ever tasted in my life. If you had a gun to my head and told me I had to either eat a grapefruit or drink a liter of piss, I would drink the piss, I'm dead fucking serious it's that repulsive to me. I've eaten grapefruit exactly once in my life and it was a traumatic experience. Because of certain house rules and me being a child at the time, I wasn't allowed to leave the table until I finished the grapefruit, but it was so horrid that I literally sat there for almost 6 hours taking small bites and having the same reaction as the DEAAUAUAUGH fish from spongebob every time until they realized that I couldn't do it and we finally ended up throwing that evil fruit in the trash. Putting sugar on it did not help at all. I just wasted a shitload of sugar and it still tasted like rancid ass. How anyone manages to eat this fruit from hell, let alone enjoy it, is an absolute mystery to me.
@@laughingmantis1769 Exactly. I'm the kind of guy who can throw a bunch of random shit from the fridge into a tortilla, microwave it for 30 seconds, and eat it for lunch. I'm not picky and will try anything once (within reason), but certain foods I just can't stomach. Off the top of my head, grapefruit, cooked mushrooms and cooked spinach. The latter two are because their texture makes me gag while I'm trying to swallow them.
Honeydew varies so wildly. Sometimes you get a bad, flavorless cantalope or a far too watery watermelon. But it feels like 90% of the time a honeydew tastes like nothing. Iceburg lettuce has more flavor than most honeydew I've eaten in my life. ...but that 10%? Holy shit, man. Honeydew might be my favorite fruit. Just far too inconsistent.
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instead of watching this stream i got drunk with friends and fell down stairs and hit my head hard enough it made a bump and started bleeding, this is what happens when you don't watch jerma live
You are cursed by The Jerma, once you watch one stream you cannot stop watching the others.
Same but i broke a finger :(
Fuckin sus guy unleashed the vapors at you. Be fuckin careful.
this dude got a severe head injury during jerma's stream and jerma doesn't even fucking care
@@saych232 insane warlock intentionally curses absent viewer ON STREAM
The Holly laughs really enhance the experience. It feels like chat is actually real.
Thank god chat doesn't actually exist
yeah, what a shocker and massive disappointment it would be if even *half* of chat was real
I mean.. chat is real
@@ZeranZeran Who told you that? Did HE tell you that. DON'T believe HIM!! NEVER! NEVER believe HIM! NEVER listen to HIS LIES!!! NEVER!! NEVER!!!!
Live Holly Reaction
The One Guy moment progression from "Pregnancy Test" to "Pregnant Taste Palate" to "Holding Bread Like A Baby" tells a beautiful story :)
UTI story :)
this entire strream is him picking the snack up and going "oh god i hate these who would eat these," then he takes a bite and goes "ooh that was pretty good actually! I kinda really like that!" then he puts it in D
And moving it to f because he can't chew it with dentures
what’s wrong with me i read that as “then he puts it in his D.”
@@18skeltor teeth*
@@meatgrinderisinfinite i meant what i said and i said what i meant
Truly a master of the English language @@18skeltor
i love watching him Visibly Hesitate before taking a bite of an apple like it's poisoned
it actually was poisoned, all commercial fruit is covered in malathion and other poisons.
It's called projection. It's what happens when you poison too many apples during your life.
@@undertyped1 Making me remember the time when he was taking quizzes, and there was an option to choose which superpower he could have, and he didn't choose the poisoned apple because "anyone can poison an apple". bone chilling...😟I can't believe we didn't see the signs.. 😔
The thumbnail with him eating the spaghetti just looks like he's vomiting and its filling a bowl he has in front of him and I can't stop laughing about it
LMAOO
"Eat a handful? That's so fucked up!"
proceeds to pop a handful within the following 10 seconds
i cant get over the person who just says "what is your issue" when he eats the hot tamales LMAO
INSANE STREAMER EATS FIBER OPTIC CABLES IN FRONT OF CHAT AND GIRLFRIEND
love how someone said to drink the hot sauce and there was a solid 2 seconds he really considered it
55:18 wonder how those Tootsie rolls are doing today
26:55 love how he goes "no, that's disgusting I'm not making that joke" after minutes earlier hyping it up by saying "STAY TUNED FOR THIS NEXT JOKE COMING UP"
1:35:28 BeanBoozled secret flavor
1:45:51 Pregnancy test
Ty for posting it w chat. These archive channels need to understand half the fun is seeing everyone’s reaction with jerma. And so you can tell what he’s reading atm
I love when the whole chat is compltely amazed and disgusted by jerma and you can just see the " :○ " emote throughout
the main jerma archive channel is partnered with a service called Chat Replay which allows you to view the vod and the chat like a real stream! it's not on the actual video but they have a chrome extension :)
14:07 Juicy
15:45 monkaS
18:14 "You need to put sugar on it"
23:49 Hostage
25:20 BURP
28:06 Diabetes Realization
30:34 Peepo :D
30:53 Admitted he's HIGH
31:32 "Does your doctor know about this?"
32:31 To all the concerned Andys
34:21 HEARTBURN HAROLD
35:50 Test on Coca Cola and Pepsi + Holly REAL
40:06 Boomer Streamer HATES Boomer Chocolate
43:50 Swallowing?
44:49 Holly is based + Holly you should GET HIM + SKILL ISSUE
47:06 "Is he wearing pants?"
49:00 Chewing Challenge
50:02 AGEIST ANDY
53:22 Midgees? 🤨
54:21 BACKPEDALING
58:01
You’re an angel thank you
Unironically the first video i've seen actually use widescreen, thank you good sir
Unironically love how he drops chocolate and chat just starts saying "OTTO NO"
"Gogonoel: FERTILIZE THAT GUY" made me laugh at 1:47:11
1:17:20 fahted
1:22:15 actual cartoon
1:32:03
1:35:24 handful of bean boozled
1:36:34 hi holly
1:45:54 he’s pregnant!
1:50:28 worst noise 2022
2:28:03 accusing chat……..
2:31:11 what is wrong with him
shout out to the guy in chat who made a chocolate rain reference when jerma went under the table to burp, that really got me
Imagine a Jerma live show and everyone is just screaming and booing the whole time like he's Andy Kaufman
1:05:37 mysterious compact guest is caught by the real host: Otto
1:22:19
Jerma: *does spicy food impression*
Some guy in chat: what is your issue?
"What the hell was that"
Chat has never unanimously agreed on anything more than the question of if the brand matters for orange slices
mid-grade tootsie rolls has ruined my life i cannot stop thinking about it randomly and shedding tears
18:49 Jerma knows how to eat and prepare fruit and I love his takes
I'm listening with wireless earbuds
And at 16:44 to me it literally went like this :
"It tastes like someone sprayed-"
"*BATTERY LOW*"
1:22:34 best part of the stream
i love when he does the worst jokes ever and chat gets filled with -2
PSYCHO STREAMER TURNS INTO NIKOCADO AVOCADO
Two steps ahead. I am always two steps ahead. This has been the greatest social experiment I’ve come to know. Certainly the greatest social experiment of my entire life. It’s alluring, it’s compelling, it’s gripping, to bear witness, to observe all these unwell, unbalanced disoriented beings roam the internet in search of stories. In search of ideas, of conflict, of rivalries. Where people develop a distinctive desire for direct engagement. Where people feel involved with the stories, and therefore become product of influence. Thirsty from distraction, from time unspent, from lackluster lifestyles. Spoiling their minds while stimulating them at the exact same time. It’s brilliant, but it’s also dangerous. It’s dangerous. I feel as if my life has been positioned to where I’m monitoring ants on an ant farm. One follows another, follows another, follows another. It’s mesmerizing, it’s enthralling, it’s spellbinding. Just look at all these consumers. All of these lost and bored people. Consuming anything that they’re told to consume. I am, the villain, if I make myself one. And people will consume these stories year, after year, after year. Stories that shock, that confuse. Stories that are deliberately made to blur the boundaries between fact and fiction. Stories that permeate, infect, and linger in the minds of the ants. Influence the ants. Brainwash the ants. You, are the ant. I woke up this morning to money deposited into my account for simply not doing something. For simply not going through with something. People are the most fucked up creatures on this planet. And you will continue to consume. And I’ll continue to be two steps ahead. Today I thought it would be a splendid idea to go out and get some food, and film it for you. Gee are you surprised? Have you forgotten the story? Are you not paying attention? After all, you’re here to consume, are you not?
@@harrasika 🗿‼️‼️⁉️⁉️❤️⚠️😹🤛🦶🙏
@@harrasika INSANE commenter HYPNOTIZES me with his JOKER CHARM
@@calix_mayeus it’s a quote from Nicocado Avocado.
OH that makes more sense
cant believe i watched jerma eat for 3 hours
39:54 did I just hear the sims click sound?
Really sad that he threatened to murder Holly if she didn't laugh at his jokes while doing all the computer work. Jerma is a sick man.
No way those sodas are cold. They have no condensation at all. Why he like the warm soda
I used to drink soda heated by the sun
He's a psychopath
@@duroorud527 that’s why you’re where you are now
@@KOmyself yes!
True fans would know that Jerma's stream room is cooled to 40°F at all times, preventing condensation from forming as well as helping him with his really bad hyperhidrosis issue
Bugles finally got their redemption, but he was allowed to get away with the Bugle slander for FAR too long. Tragically he never checked the ingredients to learn why Bugles are so good/deadly. (They are cooked in coconut oil, and one serving is like 50% saturated fat, they're ridiculously unhealthy)
if your honeydew doesnt taste like sweet sunshine, you dont have the right one
I couldn’t stop thinking about him saying “order cornflakes” the whole video
He’s going to the cereal restaurant
never ceases to surprise me
The fucking noodles in the thumbnail killed me
Thank you based Mike for uploading these streams with chat
felt kinda bad watching the soda portion since he's mentioned before he has stomach problems and he looked genuinely squirmy/uncomfortable. its considerate of him to not want to burp into the mic but i wouldve preferred it over like 3 puke scares
I don’t get how he does challenges like that and eats lots of fast food in his free time when he has stomach issues. Like, no wonder, your diet is awful.
Sun chips are fantastic, the fact that the Original flavor doesn't have a kick means it can go with nearly any sandwich imaginable
6:33 stream starts
It's so sad that the tootsie rolls expired this year.
Almost thought the thumbnail was jerma puking from a quick glance
1:22:35 lives rent free in my head
Holy shit that was maybe the funniest part of this stream
0:26:30 insane Jerma puke logic
1:35:28 feral beans moment
Hearing Jerma say "Squirt" is almost too much...
Thanks Mike.
24:49
1:22:19 ?
1:45:51 Pregnant Andy
1:47:19 ???
2:04:09 "I don't like gummy worms cause gummy worms are for children" -38 year old man reviewing snacks he dislike
2:02:10 jerma learning how to eat
1:22:32 clinically psychotic
Watching this in 2024 at the tootsie roll scene hit different
Who knew the tootsie rolls would outlast jerma 😭
I never knew there were original sun chips... I don't think I've ever seen them before in my life. I've only had harvest cheddar and french onion.
26:38 IMMORTAL ANDY
This might be one of the finest pieces of media humanity has produced, im so glad i can live in the same timeline as this
huge w as usual mike
Silly Mikey, always keeps it silly in times of need💪😎
"fancy dinner music" someone in chat said. holy shit i about pissed myself laughing, imagining the fucking pizzeria music in the background 😭
1:44:54 hahah as a kid this was pretty much the only way I ate fun dip. I don't even remember what the individual flavors taste like anymore just cause I always mixed them up in a bowl
I watched this live, crazy to think it was already 2 years ago
ohm y gosh they're so cute together
2:02:08 this was the funniest thing omg
"DOT SUCKER" in chat has me dying
Red Delicious is the Dark Souls 2 of apples
That's a good one 😂 (comparison, not DS2)
I've never heard anything more true
two and a half hours in and he's been sucking candy this whole time till Dots. what in the world
Rip the tootsie rolls
The only things he had that could actually give him diabetes is the full sugar sodas.
My mom eats a whole box of hot tamales a day.
I guarantee you that Jerma is absolutely the type of person to forget to wash off fruit before eating it.
A handy dandy guide for any British viewers who might feel left out:
Apple -> Apple
Cantaloupe -> Cantaloupe
Honeydew Melon -> Honeydew Melon
Grapefruit -> Grapefruit
Diet Mountain Dew -> Diet Mountain Dew
Squirt -> Lilt
A&W Cream Soda -> Ben Shaws Cream Soda
Diet Coca-Cola -> Diet Coca-Cola
Coca-Cola/Pepsi -> Coca-Cola/Pepsi
Almond Joy -> Almond Bounty (they don't exist, but just for comparison sake)
Mounds -> Bounty (Dark Chocolate Version)
Tootsie Roll -> Tootsie Roll
Snowcaps -> Jazzies
Whoppers -> Maltesers
Milk Duds -> Cadbury Éclairs
Baby Ruth -> Snickers
Cookie Dough Bites -> Ben and Jerry's Cookie Dough Chunks
Hot Tamale -> Jelly Belly Cinnamon
Swedish Fish -> Haribo Freaky Fish
Beanboozled -> Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans
Fun Dip -> Double Dip
Mike & Ike -> Jelly Beans
Dots -> American Hardgums
Trolli Gummy Worms -> Haribo Fizzy Worms
Apple Jacks -> Cheerios Apple and Cinnamon
Great Value Orange Slices -> Tesco Value Orange Slices
Twizzlers -> Red Vines
Takis (Red) -> Doritos Flamin' Hot Tangy Cheese
Takis (Blue) -> Doritos Cool Original
Bugles -> Bugles
Chili Cheese Fritos -> Walkers Max Strong Jalapeno & Cheese
Lays Kettle-Cooked Sea Salt & Vinegar -> Tyrrell's Sea Salt and Cider Vinegar
Sun Chips Original Flavor -> Walkers Sunbites
Sun Chips French Onion Garden Grain Flavor -> Walkers Sunbites Sour Cream & Black Pepper
Mac's Pork Rinds Chips Original Flavor -> Mr. Porky's Pork Scratchings
Planters Cashew -> KP Nuts Cashews
Frank's Red Hot Sauce -> Sambal Oelek
Butter Bread -> Sliced Plain Brioche Loaf
Whole Wheat Bread -> Wholemeal Bread
Sourdough Bread -> Sourdough Bread
Bruh he did orange slices dirty. Orange slices should never be hard if they are hard it ruins the texture they should be spongey not only that but he bought the great value brand which is odviously ass.
18:13 Grapefruit hater here. Whoever said to put sugar on the grapefruit, I'm calling bullshit. Grapefruit's taste is indescribably bad. Putrid, bitter, as Jerma described it, acidic. Literally the worst, most vile, disgusting thing I have ever tasted in my life. If you had a gun to my head and told me I had to either eat a grapefruit or drink a liter of piss, I would drink the piss, I'm dead fucking serious it's that repulsive to me. I've eaten grapefruit exactly once in my life and it was a traumatic experience. Because of certain house rules and me being a child at the time, I wasn't allowed to leave the table until I finished the grapefruit, but it was so horrid that I literally sat there for almost 6 hours taking small bites and having the same reaction as the DEAAUAUAUGH fish from spongebob every time until they realized that I couldn't do it and we finally ended up throwing that evil fruit in the trash. Putting sugar on it did not help at all. I just wasted a shitload of sugar and it still tasted like rancid ass. How anyone manages to eat this fruit from hell, let alone enjoy it, is an absolute mystery to me.
I'm sorry for your loss. I'm the opposite of a picky eater, and grapefruit is one of literally 3 foods max that I hate.
@@laughingmantis1769 Exactly. I'm the kind of guy who can throw a bunch of random shit from the fridge into a tortilla, microwave it for 30 seconds, and eat it for lunch. I'm not picky and will try anything once (within reason), but certain foods I just can't stomach. Off the top of my head, grapefruit, cooked mushrooms and cooked spinach. The latter two are because their texture makes me gag while I'm trying to swallow them.
@@BradenBest while I understand the mushroom and spinach, i love both. At least you get to taste them raw, yeah?
@@laughingmantis1769 spinach yes, mushrooms no
I love grapefruit. I eat it almost daily( without sugar ) and reading this hurt my soul.
32:30 strong substitute teacher andy vibes going on here
Oh man it's 2024. I wonder how far Jerma got with those Tootsie Rolls.
It’s time to check back up on the tootsie rolls
37:47 Coke tastes great after you've smoked/vaped some weed, I haven't done it in months but doing that made me like coke way more than Pepsi tbh.
When I smoked weed daily I also drank 1 Liter of coke a day. Crazy times.
1:22:19 God help us
Lmao I thought Jerma was vomiting in the thumbnail
43:48 "masticating on cam"
he LOVES microplastics
Who doesn’t. I eat it so much it’s like 1% of my body at this point.
The thumbnail is so convincing, how???
holy shit those tootsie rolls are expired now....
Mukbang stream :o
I'm beginning to think jerma was involved with 9/11
He is. Investigate building 7.
Bookmark:
31:31
1:22:50
47:59
When jerma ate a gummy worm someone wrote D U N C
I can’t believe he got a red delicious apple and the butter flavor of Frank’s red hot setting himself up for failure 😞
blacklisting jerma bc of his opinion on swedish fish, absolute disgrace
18:50 shoutout to 1amthemilkman for asking jerma how far he may squirt
A damn mukbang stream?
Here in 2024, let's check in on the Tootsie Rolls
I’m gonna tell my kids this was NostalgiaCritic
Bookmark - 2:19:30
jermas just a chewer and not a swallower
32:32 soap
1:00:20
w mike
Honeydew varies so wildly. Sometimes you get a bad, flavorless cantalope or a far too watery watermelon. But it feels like 90% of the time a honeydew tastes like nothing. Iceburg lettuce has more flavor than most honeydew I've eaten in my life.
...but that 10%? Holy shit, man. Honeydew might be my favorite fruit. Just far too inconsistent.
“Takis and Doritos have an MSG Flavor”
Tortilla chip flavor?
his comments regarding cream soda are so fuckin true haha
His tootsie rolls might have expired by now