DSP Copes Over The JoonTheKing Documentary. No One Believes Me Anyway

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  • @SRH-mp6zu
    @SRH-mp6zu 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

    “I gained 20lbs of muscle.” No Phil, no you did not.

    • @Puddspanker
      @Puddspanker 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lmao. Hes a bag of shite. I worked out hard for 2 years to go from 115, which i sat at for most of my life. ( im 5'6") to go to 145. I had to drink bulking protein shakes, pre workout and creatine to get above the 135 wall i hit. I was going with a buddy who was jacked asf and helped me out. And i know the 30lbs i put on werent all muscle.
      He doesnt even know muscles/diets/calories/workouts work. Dude called a radio show and told a fat dude to eat mcdonalds and drink vodka with diet pepsi to lose weight. No joke.

    • @Sharkmane25
      @Sharkmane25 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Lmao 20lbs in the course of 3-4 months 😂😂😂😂

    • @ApolloMcrib
      @ApolloMcrib 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      He just mispronounced fat, you guys. Quit trolling!

    • @nyquillmacquaid
      @nyquillmacquaid 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      - I remember following a Year-long plan to Add 20 lbs of muscle. That's some pretty serious hypertrophy.
      Eventually I did a Test-E and Winstrol cycle... That growth was Way closer to his timeline. Maybe he was pinning his Dad's 'roids?

    • @papayer
      @papayer 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That sentence in itself is hilarious.

  • @pflaute
    @pflaute 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

    I think his ego grew more than any muscle

    • @Nathan_Coley
      @Nathan_Coley 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      It's his biggest muscle dude

  • @Pastregulation
    @Pastregulation 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +120

    “I don’t know my PRs” every dude who has lifted regularly at any point remembers wtf they hit lmao. This dude Jesus 🤣

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      exactly. its like asking 5 foot 10 guys how tall they are... they know and they often exaggerate to 6 foot

    • @Th3Watch3r
      @Th3Watch3r 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@dertythegrowerHoly crap man

    • @crazyworld54321
      @crazyworld54321 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Pressing X to doubt

    • @wildicedemon9926
      @wildicedemon9926 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Facts, I'm not the strongest dude I can bench 80 pounds. However, I don't really care about lifting, since I'm a runner. My fastest mile is 6 mins 19 seconds.

    • @Zhang.WayRee
      @Zhang.WayRee 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The gay dudes definitely remember how much they bench

  • @MsGhoulz
    @MsGhoulz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    Buff guy hid in the bathroom....

  • @Steven-ex3ne
    @Steven-ex3ne 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

    Judge "How do you plead?"
    DSP "No one believes me anyway"
    Judge "So how do you plead?"
    DSP "Nothing I could do"
    Judge "Guilty as charged"

    • @StitchesBustinonaplane69
      @StitchesBustinonaplane69 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That judge is getting a spoon

    • @miketwo3584
      @miketwo3584 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Anyone that plays Juri is a scrub

    • @jkdman2007
      @jkdman2007 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      His bankruptcy judge didn't check his claims at all and that judge believed his bs is insane.

    • @Steven-ex3ne
      @Steven-ex3ne 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@miketwo3584 well according to Phil anyone who plays the top 8-10 characters is a scrub, and would be defeated offline.

  • @MattyLight816
    @MattyLight816 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    "No one wanted to mess with me!" Mash X to doubt 😂😂

    • @elainewalls1965
      @elainewalls1965 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ✖️✖️✖️✖️✖️✖️✖️✖️✖️

    • @dcstiger
      @dcstiger 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Technically true. Phil has always been very obnoxious and socially awkward. To the point where most people even back then avoided interacting with him.

    • @GinSoakedBrain
      @GinSoakedBrain 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ❌❌❌❌❌

    • @ogueyratogeyrat7448
      @ogueyratogeyrat7448 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      he too toxic to be friend with

    • @jkdman2007
      @jkdman2007 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Too regarded. 😂

  • @Pastregulation
    @Pastregulation 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    Once he started lying about working out lmfao. I was done with this 🤣🤣🤣😭 keep it up Doody hahah

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      yeah so 15 seconds.. ha

    • @vulgardisplayofpink5668
      @vulgardisplayofpink5668 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      My eyes rolled to the back of my damn head.

    • @whocares1631
      @whocares1631 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ahegao faced

  • @Bucketmanhead
    @Bucketmanhead 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    Phil after his one and only workout when he sees Zangief: “he’s just like me fr.”

    • @Proppa-Gander
      @Proppa-Gander 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      💀💀💀
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 xx

    • @scorpion6328
      @scorpion6328 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      EAT IT
      🥄 🥄 🥄

    • @666slateran666
      @666slateran666 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Frfr

    • @8Bitorbust
      @8Bitorbust 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Just like Ree guys!!!

  • @CoffeexBoi
    @CoffeexBoi 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    The only thing he has been working out is his lying and manipulation skills which only works on dents so he can’t even do that right 😂

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Bullseye.... intelligent adults get it!

    • @scorpion6328
      @scorpion6328 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That’s why his audience is full of regards, because anybody that can actually read the room knows that Phil is a greedy dirtbag that doesn’t care about anyone but himself

  • @kaelinvictus6039
    @kaelinvictus6039 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    I can see why he's so addicted to the leaderboard of a mobile game. Its the only place where he can buy respect he desperately craves.

    • @DJMcFlinty
      @DJMcFlinty 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He dropped to 16th by the end, he's even irrelevant there

  • @tilden4217
    @tilden4217 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    He has no clue what putting on 20 lbs of muscle would actually look like

    • @LanceCriminal1337
      @LanceCriminal1337 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I’m 6’3” and when I enlisted in the marines I was 170lbs. Skinny as fuck but pretty shredded from swimming in high school. I bulked up big time to 200 lbs, 30lbs of muscle and I was still thin looking. No way in hell Phil put on 20 lbs of muscle

  • @RC-cv3bv
    @RC-cv3bv 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    This documentary could lead to one of the all time great DSP meltdowns. Hopefully.

    • @Bmacthesage
      @Bmacthesage 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      He's trying to do so much damage control, he absolutely will do a "react" and try to debunk everything in the video. I bet it'll be so bad even his dents will be like "dude wtf are you talking about" and he'll go off on them.

    • @Mr_trashpanda
      @Mr_trashpanda 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      We can only hope

  • @Pepespizzeria1
    @Pepespizzeria1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Phil stats, speechcraft -10, stamina -20, delusion 100

    • @ogueyratogeyrat7448
      @ogueyratogeyrat7448 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      he has special power that is pignosis

  • @1993Gold
    @1993Gold 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Wakes up at 930 or 10 AM but doesn’t have time to go work out🤦‍♂️. This is definitely top 10 most bull shit stories ever from this guy

    • @whocares1631
      @whocares1631 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s cause he’s on twitter at 4am drunk

  • @Lobothewise
    @Lobothewise 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    Joon: “phil was not valedictorian”
    Phil: “omg! this guy did no research at all. Scumbag!

    • @Dante-cv3ts
      @Dante-cv3ts 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I can hear that in the back of my head, the back of my mind

    • @kantanenakseli8886
      @kantanenakseli8886 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Dante-cv3tsAnd it's always telling me

  • @vulgardisplayofpink5668
    @vulgardisplayofpink5668 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    He can't talk about working out looking like that.

    • @rubesmagoobs
      @rubesmagoobs 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      He has the body of a cafeteria lunch lady

    • @nervosadustbolt9642
      @nervosadustbolt9642 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@rubesmagoobs LMFAO!!!! Once you see it, you are unable to not see it! That's hilarious. Big ups to you, that shit made me laugh pretty hard.

    • @rubesmagoobs
      @rubesmagoobs 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@nervosadustbolt9642 Thank you, I appreciate it 🙏🍻

  • @pflaute
    @pflaute 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    Phill was for sure bullied. No normal human would accept the nickname "Phil with the Oddly Shaped Head" in high school

    • @Dante-cv3ts
      @Dante-cv3ts 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I dont make fun of his head because I believe hes on the spectrum

    • @abny14
      @abny14 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Or sway. And yes he is definitely on the spectrum.
      Exhibit A: his mom doing his hair until he was 17

    • @Puddspanker
      @Puddspanker 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@abny14or monkeyspank. Or snitch.

    • @Puddspanker
      @Puddspanker 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Dante-cv3tsnothing is off the table. Fwuck this dude. Hes a humungous peice of shit. Even if he was on the spectrum, he would call you a mouth drooling morhan for even mentioning it to him in a conversation. Even if you were trying to help him.

    • @999JWforever
      @999JWforever 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      No, he wasn't he went to private Catholic school

  • @chew8087
    @chew8087 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    What a liar, he acts like 20 years ago was centuries ago. Everyone remembers their PR

    • @LanceCriminal1337
      @LanceCriminal1337 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Oh yeah, I still remember my best bench 255. I still remember the first time I hit the big boy weight mile stone, 2 plates on each side. That was on 2012, now I’ve got a beer gut and 3 kids

    • @capresenooj4359
      @capresenooj4359 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yep I still remember the day I squatted 275 and deadlifted 355 the same week like 6 years ago, got lower back injury since then and cant do that much anymore but I wont forgot those numbers

  • @bobv9919
    @bobv9919 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    That whole "I was buff and no one messed with me" thing is clearly a lie. He's the last person to give advice on exercise

  • @Silenthilldude87
    @Silenthilldude87 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    No one wanted any beef with me, I was the bully! 😂
    Everyday there's a new delusional story!

  • @Dillooooo
    @Dillooooo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    He says he worked out and whatever as if there isn't concrete evidence that he was never buff.

    • @dcstiger
      @dcstiger 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      There is exactly one publicly available photo from that time period that makes him look like a semi normal human. It's Phil flexing his bicep in his childhood bedroom. One of the few times in his life that he doesn't look like an overstuffed sack of wet oatmeal with moobs.

    • @capresenooj4359
      @capresenooj4359 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@dcstiger There was also the one photo of him at an early 2000s FGC event standing with his arms crossed in a wrestling X shirt and he looks skinny as hell maybe 160 lbs, either he was a total skeleton in high school or he was lying about lifting and gaining 20 lbs, I call the latter of course. Ive known so many people that did the same song and dance, went to the gym for a month or so did some bullshit routines but thought they were strongmen now and then gave up, thats the only way you dont remember your PRs is if you never did anything serious enough to actually make any gains

  • @GinSoakedBrain
    @GinSoakedBrain 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Yeah, Dave, running tinto a bathroom crying when confronted with a fight means you're a tough guy.

  • @WellSwayed
    @WellSwayed 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Doing damage control before the doc is even out, seems no one will give him a fair shake after all 😂

  • @DispairNL
    @DispairNL 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Only lifting he did was gin bottles

  • @ScumDogMF
    @ScumDogMF 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

    100% he was fat in school.

    • @crazyworld54321
      @crazyworld54321 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      As usual Fill revises history without realizing that we literally have footage of him during the time frame he refers to, and he is the same dumpy turd he has always been.
      Glory Days Fill. Sadly he has to relive other peoples experiences to reminisce upon and try to make them his own.

    • @Devo2.0
      @Devo2.0 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Given how fat he was when he first showed himself on camera, for sure he was a chunky boy in high school

    • @miketwo3584
      @miketwo3584 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      No one wanted to be around him.

    • @humanbean3
      @humanbean3 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      spoiled brat is what he was.

    • @xpurplethighs7596
      @xpurplethighs7596 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      WPIG had an old photo of him found and he was indeed skinny. But we don't know what gae it was, but seemed to be high school. But that's all we have

  • @abny14
    @abny14 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Building more protein? He should just say he doesn't want to talk about it so he doesn't look stupid

    • @vex980
      @vex980 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He builds his protein to dump live on stream 😂😂

  • @CSlinger
    @CSlinger 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Exercise requires work and effort, so I highly doubt Phil got buff. I totally believe that he got fat though.
    5:33 - "I don't have the time to workout because I'm working so much." Continues to sit on his saggy arse doing nothing.
    6:24 - This is bullshit! Every Weight Lifter who takes the Gym seriously can remember their Personal Best. Also Phil says it's dumb to "brag" about his weight lifting PB, but has no problem boasting about hitting Master Rank at Street Fighter 6.

  • @doublebogey6273
    @doublebogey6273 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Hearing DSP talk about buffing up is the utterly ridiculous. No one who has "buffed up" even the slightest in their youth has pencil arms like him as an adult. Like everything he says, completely ridiculous

  • @Playeressence
    @Playeressence 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Dude has time to stuff his face with door dash, play WWE champions and drink jin but no time to workout? He also has NO kids, sets his own schedule and no friends he hangs out with. He is by far the worst manager of time of all time lol

    • @dcstiger
      @dcstiger 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      A couple of years ago Phil was bragging about starting an exercise regimen. It consisted of him walking to the mailbox and back every day. He was proud of the fact that he didn't get winded and his legs didn't give out. He did this for about 3 months. Phil claimed that he couldn't give away too many details because the trolls would use the info against him. Then he stopped talking about it completely.

    • @Ingkells-xf7cg
      @Ingkells-xf7cg 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Completely correct. No kids and works from home. If he doesn’t have time, then who does? What more does he need? Someone to play his games for him?

    • @RobertSmith-le8wp
      @RobertSmith-le8wp 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He’s absolutely the laziest person I’ve ever seen. he complained about some chicken he got because it was a lot of work to eat because it had bones in it

    • @TheCrandellous333
      @TheCrandellous333 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Remember he had a full blown panic about fat kat not knowing how to load a washer. He thinks people were afraid of him? The same guy who cried in a bathroom because he was about to get his ass kicked

  • @JamesMorgan-ne8qu
    @JamesMorgan-ne8qu 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    No one wanted to mess with me. Yeah, ok 🤣

  • @dertythegrower
    @dertythegrower 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    2:25 Guy making up stories with zero proof ever

    • @Th3Watch3r
      @Th3Watch3r 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      We know. We already know!

    • @vex980
      @vex980 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No change there

  • @Th3Watch3r
    @Th3Watch3r 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Nothing suspicious about Mysterious Stranger tipping last night. 😂

  • @Dj_Real_Eyes_Open
    @Dj_Real_Eyes_Open 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    DSP claims that he gained almost 20 pounds of muscles from working out for 1-2 years... snort... very cool!

    • @nyquillmacquaid
      @nyquillmacquaid 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      - Imagine slapping 20lbs of hamburger meat onto various parts of your body. One pound of ground chuck ain't no joke, superimposed on your biceps. Now add another to your pecs. And another couple on your legs...
      C'mon, dood. 20lbs of muscle gain is dedication. Not casual fun.
      Of course... His Bench-Press example was pretty much Perfect Form, so... I'm torn on this one.

  • @cruisethosebackroads9727
    @cruisethosebackroads9727 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Nobody that works out talks about working out like that. He ain’t done nothing.. 🤣🤣

  • @dertythegrower
    @dertythegrower 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    *elementary vale dictorian?!?! 😂
    Just confirmed again he makes things up! That is not a real thing... ahhahahha*

    • @Dante-cv3ts
      @Dante-cv3ts 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I bet it was just a perfect attendance 😂

    • @Dutchmaster707
      @Dutchmaster707 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😭😭

  • @kyletech84
    @kyletech84 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    he really does remind me of one of those old men that everyones always rolling there eyes at for retconing history. "when i was young, id walk 60 miles to school, in the snow, with no shoes, in sub zero temperatures because, we were tough back than" sure u were grandpa, time for your medicine.

    • @coolcobracommand
      @coolcobracommand 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Fucking Al Bundy.......Just not funny.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ahhahahhah, indeed 😂

    • @doesntmatter5857
      @doesntmatter5857 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Uphill, both ways, seven days a week.

  • @kevinwilson1120
    @kevinwilson1120 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    😂 working out, really? He cant even do either independently. Working or going out of his house.

  • @dertythegrower
    @dertythegrower 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    This guy exaggerates every single thing...
    elementary vale dictorian?! That is not even a real thing 😂 his dad paid for his private school he belonged to, all so he could get phil a good report for a good college... wasted youth

  • @Oddrat255
    @Oddrat255 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    There’s only one exercise Phil has ever done and I don’t think that qualifies as a workout

    • @kaelinvictus6039
      @kaelinvictus6039 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think the word you're looking for is "job". He only had one "job" from 🐼

  • @jordanbaker2880
    @jordanbaker2880 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    “ I weightlifted in the early two THOULSANDS “

    • @papayer
      @papayer 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      5:08 'I would very enjoy it' 😂

    • @jordanbaker2880
      @jordanbaker2880 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@papayerHis Lord Xenu to English universal translator needs a firmware update lol

  • @thepringleman4886
    @thepringleman4886 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Dave lies about high school are so unbelievable.
    Which is the least believable? The Latina who was obsessed with him, being valedictorian, or being skinny?

    • @wickedlysyckk
      @wickedlysyckk 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I actually think he was on the lanky side. There's a photo of him in an arcade roughly around the period he's talking about. He wasn't skinny, but he wasn't fat either. The latina using him to make her boyfriend jealous is pure fantasy on his part, however.

    • @ogueyratogeyrat7448
      @ogueyratogeyrat7448 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      skinny one is truth he so skinny lmao

  • @hatsuneelissu5924
    @hatsuneelissu5924 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    2:21 proberly because he became the snitch of the school!

    • @ogueyratogeyrat7448
      @ogueyratogeyrat7448 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      yup that why people hate him

    • @hatsuneelissu5924
      @hatsuneelissu5924 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ogueyratogeyrat7448 other students : Oh! better stay away from phil! hes ganna cry and run to the teacher again! i dont want another detention because of that cry baby asshole! lets stay away!

  • @B.A.Killington
    @B.A.Killington 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Gotta start retconning now to save face when joon torches him

  • @DustoMan
    @DustoMan 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    He has Gamepass there's a ton of free PC games he could be playing that isn't on the console version. Also xcloud streaming is excellent. Upgrade his internet? What internet speed did he have? Jesus!

  • @elvisman1075
    @elvisman1075 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    If you really lifted, you might forget your moms birthday date, you might forget your daughters name, but you ain't never forgetting your PR

  • @Fleeman6109
    @Fleeman6109 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "The burn" its called a pump. The heaviest thing this dude had ever lifted is a double-quarter pounder from McDonald's.

  • @7gdnz
    @7gdnz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Dsp literally telling the interviewer “go find out.” This is why you can’t trust him, he lies and doesn’t want to say the truth for something mundane like “how much was your lemon pc?”

  • @dertythegrower
    @dertythegrower 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Many people confirmed Phil was this 2:50 was actually phil... he thought he was big and latinas wanted him but many confirmed they egged on his ego and Phil was the butt of the jokes

    • @Th3Watch3r
      @Th3Watch3r 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dude. You wrote a book for this one huh. 😂😂😂

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Th3Watch3ra few sentences.. you must have missed steveofthedead and xMortis

    • @darrenwolboldtalk2
      @darrenwolboldtalk2 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It may seam a lot if you are special needs, dent ?@@Th3Watch3r

    • @NuttyProfessor-
      @NuttyProfessor- 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Th3Watch3ra couple sentences does seem like a book to people with reading disorders

  • @elborracho8250
    @elborracho8250 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This put on "muscle" like there aren't pictures of him from the past lol

    • @MartinPutniorz
      @MartinPutniorz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      True Blahino hours.

  • @rubesmagoobs
    @rubesmagoobs 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I think what dsp needs to realize that besides what everything said about him is true. One of the biggest reasons why he’s a lolcow is because his reputation proceeds him. He’s essentially EA without the PR rep

  • @Zeb75
    @Zeb75 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    He is really miserable.

  • @ItsJustMeCody22
    @ItsJustMeCody22 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The buff guy hid away so he didn’t unleash his full power? Is he gohan? 😂😂😂

  • @Beautiful_Mess
    @Beautiful_Mess 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    JTK hasn’t even dropped the doc yet, and here’s DSP, coping. 😂
    “Skinny as a rail”, he says. I’m gonna need those yearbook holders to come correct, because when DSP did his big reveal, he looked like an overgrown fat kid. Mama Burnell needs to release the photo albums. 😂

    • @miked237
      @miked237 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That would be amazing: the ultimate enabler (imho) becoming the Final Detractor.
      Anything that Mama Burnell says or does to embarrass her baby boy would just be icing on the cake.

    • @ogueyratogeyrat7448
      @ogueyratogeyrat7448 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      he not fat he skinny with too much extra fat

  • @Proppa-Gander
    @Proppa-Gander 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Phil was born in 1982
    High school is 14-18 yrs
    In the YEAR 2000 Phil would have been 18 when he "started working out"
    "The bullies left me alone"
    YOU HAD ALREADY LEFT SCHOOL IN 2000
    EARLY 2000's 18, 19, 20 years old - NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL!
    #LIARBURNELL
    👍🙏💕🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 xx

  • @sol-hunter2332
    @sol-hunter2332 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Why cant he just say "idk." Why did he feel obligated to go on a long tangent about how stupid he thought that the viewer would possibly think he could remember something like that, or how stupid it is to ask for such detailed info, etc. Is it insecurity. Or is he just that much of an ahole?

  • @remogaming791
    @remogaming791 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    the chair-swaying during his workout stories gives it away lol

  • @trodat07
    @trodat07 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    DSP has demonstrated time and time again that, to him, wishful thinking and reality are about the same thing. Him saying he used to workout a lot means too little.

  • @It_Puts_The_Lotion_On_Its_Skin
    @It_Puts_The_Lotion_On_Its_Skin 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    If he vlogged himself working out, his channel would go viral.

  • @BrandRedacted
    @BrandRedacted 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I thought he was loved and admired in school for his nonchalant IDGAF attitude toward the future?

  • @MrMimicMonster
    @MrMimicMonster 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    If he was skinny, he only got the eating part of bulking up correct

    • @ogueyratogeyrat7448
      @ogueyratogeyrat7448 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ya he eat too much fast food he become unhealthy

  • @thebigbient8736
    @thebigbient8736 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    who says "buffed up", Buffin up" LOL Thats how you know this is all a lie.

  • @unknownfrequency7024
    @unknownfrequency7024 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Remember he stopped drinking Powerade/gatorade because he realized it was only if you worked out which he wasn’t doing

  • @heeroshadow6
    @heeroshadow6 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Im pretty sure you have never seen a dumbell

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Dude has never once used a gym

    • @rubesmagoobs
      @rubesmagoobs 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Phil puts the dumb in dumbbell

    • @Blackness101
      @Blackness101 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He sees a dumbell evertime he looks in the mirror

  • @decanus8831
    @decanus8831 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    As someone who works out 4x a week, he is full of it LMAO

  • @benvizcaino4439
    @benvizcaino4439 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It makes my head spin when he talks about how hard and how much he works

  • @dertythegrower
    @dertythegrower 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Phil lying in the first 15 seconds.. how shocking...
    Joon is half dented so it will be thumbs down in the dspgaming algo

    • @Th3Watch3r
      @Th3Watch3r 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Derrrrrrrrrr!

    • @IAmPez
      @IAmPez 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If fairness, the same thing was often said about the Sidescrollers in the run up to the interview too. I'd have to think that Joon knows where his bread is buttered here, and that a fluff piece won't do near as much for him as a proper exposé will.
      Not to mention, I don't see him putting as much time and effort into a fluffer as he appears to be doing so here. Why make it so long if you intend to not include all the details?
      I don't know. Like the SS interview, I am quietly confident that it's going to be a banger and will have him on full meltdown.

    • @Bmacthesage
      @Bmacthesage 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What makes you say this? From watching his other docs, he seems to be neutral on topics. What would make any difference here?

    • @Th3Watch3r
      @Th3Watch3r 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Bmacthesage Derty thinks he knows everything because he's been chronically on TH-cam as long as Phil! 16 years Dood!!!

  • @MerryOlSoulGigglesmith
    @MerryOlSoulGigglesmith 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Phil is the guy who keeps all emails so he can blackmail in the future but didn't keep records of himself losing money. Phil Burnell didn't keep receipts of losing money, unlikely. Philip the king of lies.

  • @jimg1787
    @jimg1787 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Everybody knows that a "burning" sensation in your body is not muscle ache its actually the blood not being oxygenated quick enough. But please Phil continue to educate us all on exercise Mr "only goes out once a week with his momwife".
    This guy can remember coming 4th in EVO 2005 and can remember who he beat, but cant remember what he benched in the early 2000's....Yeah I'm pressing X on that one.

    • @TheDevilockedzombie
      @TheDevilockedzombie 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not defending pigroach in the slightest but I always thought the "burn" or "ache" was from acids building up from the muscles tearing on a microscopic level. Granted Im not an expert.

  • @MaztRPwn
    @MaztRPwn 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    If Phil ever worked out to better defend himself, he wouldn’t have hid in the bathroom. That is not the actions of someone who is determined to defend himself. If anything, he probably gained a bit of muscle, thought he was hot shit, then stopped soon after. We all know Phil is all about instant gratification.

  • @miked237
    @miked237 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Speaking of the doc, when is it supposed to come out? We’re getting a truckload of Cope-a Cola from the parasite.

  • @djedryan
    @djedryan 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Daves school was full of bullies. I bet the girls were especially mean... to him anyway.

  • @daddybrian11
    @daddybrian11 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Most people when they get really defensive like this they’re lying

  • @ApexSpin
    @ApexSpin 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    his version of "lifting" is going to a super commercially sized gym, using the treadmill, maybe 5 pound dumbbells' and then going home to get blackout drunk

  • @user-yr3om5lx2y
    @user-yr3om5lx2y 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    100% no one has ever liked him, even Kat can't stand him

  • @5EyesIsntWatching
    @5EyesIsntWatching 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    In before Doody convinces Phil on cancelling DSPPolitics for Working out with Phil 🤣🤣🤣

  • @davidgregory2434
    @davidgregory2434 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I bought a ps3 and 2 games December 2006 and it cost $740.00. This dude has proof of nothing in life just take his word for it

  • @raptorface2810
    @raptorface2810 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "I started buffing up so I can defend myself" Idunno Phil hiding in the bathroom stall didn't seem like a great way to defend yourself

  • @browneyerosebud
    @browneyerosebud 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 does he expect us to believe that working out nonsense

  • @crazy-acid-trip9765
    @crazy-acid-trip9765 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Bro I'm a super skinny dude , doesn't mean I was bullied . If anything I bullied others as a skinny crackhead size

    • @ogueyratogeyrat7448
      @ogueyratogeyrat7448 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      he fat also skinny because no muscle use

  • @DauthEldrvaria
    @DauthEldrvaria 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Delusions Of Grandeur

  • @Truejota
    @Truejota 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This man ain’t touched a barbell in his life lmaoo

  • @punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693
    @punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    DSP says he doesn't have time to workout, while also saying he cannot afford a PC. Well then it would seem to me that he needs to find a skill that pays more because he's working for peanuts. We all know that Phil makes plenty of money he just has a spending problem, but the fact that he thinks people won't logically come to the correct conclusions is disgusting. Also, someone tell Phil getting defensive immediately after being asked a question is automatically going to make people believe you are lying.

  • @MaztRPwn
    @MaztRPwn 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    8:23 And here we go, it’s Side Scrollers all over again. Phil can never answer any questions. I remember even small dumb things from decades ago.

  • @BrandRedacted
    @BrandRedacted 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    No way he was valedictorian. I tried to look it up and get nowhere, and I'm sure he would've gotten a certificate or something, and he would've shown it on stream 68 times by now. He shows the tekken trophy enough

  • @thebigbient8736
    @thebigbient8736 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    public figure is not the same as public nuisance

  • @Kawiboy
    @Kawiboy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    "FYI GUYS" 😆😅🤣 WTF 😆 What a crew of Sheep he has following him 🐑 🐑.. Absolute 🤡🤡Show 🤣🤣✌️😉

  • @CammyWINS
    @CammyWINS 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    His toungue is the only muscle that gets any workout these days with how much he lies on his livestreams

  • @Truejota
    @Truejota 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The guy no one wanted to mess with got punked by ja ha ?

  • @Wubbie213
    @Wubbie213 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Can't pay his bills but thinks its necessary to upgrade his internet.

  • @jeffoff7795
    @jeffoff7795 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    He’s so full of it. You can go back and look at pictures of him. He wasn’t buff. Not ever.

  • @itshololive
    @itshololive 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    this is funny because joons a dent and at first phail was saying if anyone would give him"a fair shake" itd be joon

  • @LanceCriminal1337
    @LanceCriminal1337 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Phil never even looked at a set of weights

  • @wafflebunny123
    @wafflebunny123 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Im guessing he said some chuul shooter type of stuff no way anyone would stay away from phil

  • @RC-cv3bv
    @RC-cv3bv 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I don't condone bullying, but I'm sure Phil was picked on for good reason.

    • @scorpion6328
      @scorpion6328 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Phil’s a bully himself, so I consider it poetic justice.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He called himself a negative nickname and wonder why he has 9x the trolls as he does any adult fan

    • @Puddspanker
      @Puddspanker 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bullying needs to be brought back to keep losers like fillbert from developing.

  • @Taraka1
    @Taraka1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    All his early footage from his tournaments he's skinny. All footage from 2008 to present day he's fat. And he talks about people were scared and stayed away, not buying it. Else he wouldn't hide in a bathroom and piss himself in a parking lot when confronted.

  • @aphexskin
    @aphexskin 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    There are times you can just tell when someone is lying and this is one of those times

  • @Joel-wx7zk
    @Joel-wx7zk 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He’s the type to go to the gym once and suddenly think he’s the toughest guy alive after doing a 1hr workout session that was primarily walking on the treadmill

  • @jakubwroblewski7261
    @jakubwroblewski7261 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Someone would think before saying such nonsense that: "Man, I'm literally documented constantly and everyone would see through that lie". And here comes piggy saying: "Hold my beer, snort!"
    Larpers did good throwing the bait. One after another...

  • @Scotty916
    @Scotty916 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If it’s a real business as he says it is, he would have that documented.

  • @BryQan
    @BryQan 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Phil not knowing his PRs means his PRs are so low that he knows even his dents are going to mock him.