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  • BILL SEACASTER: BILL BILL BILL BILL
    Fantasy High: Junior Year, Season 3, Dimension 20, Dropout
    Episode 13
    Brennan Lee Mulligan, Ally Beardsley, Lou Wilson, Emily Axford, Brian Murphy, Siobhan Thompson, Zac Oyama
    Dungeons and Dragons, DnD, Critical Role

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  • @edamommy
    @edamommy หลายเดือนก่อน +1347

    Captain Seacaster is girlbossing the Nine Hells with that MLM

    • @TheSkyCaptain
      @TheSkyCaptain หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      I thought you were talking about MLM male love male and it took a rewatch to realize you meant multilevel marketing. Unless there's something I missed, in which, i would like to be enlightened.

    • @Zurie
      @Zurie หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      @@TheSkyCaptainCannae it be both?

    • @TheSkyCaptain
      @TheSkyCaptain หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@Zurie It absolutely can. I didn't think Captain Seacaster had a male lover tho. I'm unsure bc I don't have a subscription, I did but not anymore. And in this clip they're mostly talking about business.

    • @candyh4284
      @candyh4284 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TheSkyCaptain Marxist-Leninist Maoism

    • @Finn-wc8nq
      @Finn-wc8nq หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@TheSkyCaptainI wouldn’t be surprised if captain seacasters sword swung both ways

  • @emilypluseverything5859
    @emilypluseverything5859 หลายเดือนก่อน +946

    Riz being so nervous about Fabian getting a tattoo while also being covered in tattoos himself is the energy I am bringing to the function 😂

    • @camrynbartlett1032
      @camrynbartlett1032 หลายเดือนก่อน

      To be fair Riz was off his tits high while getting his tattoos done

    • @kamillakilambayeva3819
      @kamillakilambayeva3819 หลายเดือนก่อน +104

      I completely forgot Riz was tattood😭

    • @mintmittens
      @mintmittens หลายเดือนก่อน +118

      to be fair, it was a tattoo gun big enough to tattoo a dragon's ass!

    • @candyh4284
      @candyh4284 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      it's just because the tattoo gun is like three times the size of Riz

    • @emilypluseverything5859
      @emilypluseverything5859 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      @@mintmittens true - guessing Riz didn’t need a shoulder mounted tattoo gun for his 😂

  • @shmo_bug
    @shmo_bug หลายเดือนก่อน +294

    underrated bit is the banker being held at gunpoint and he just points at fig and goes "okay. illegal."

    • @deltablaze77
      @deltablaze77 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

      I'm a front door security guard at a hospital emergency room. Had a guy that was very unstable for a variety of reasons come in and pull a knife on me, and what I could think to do was say, "Sir, those are not allowed in here, you'll have to take that back outside." which he did.

    • @ninjablade2
      @ninjablade2 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      @@deltablaze77 It's always funny when shit like that just... works, haha

  • @charlottemydear
    @charlottemydear หลายเดือนก่อน +539

    Choosing to give someone disadvantage is one of the funniest things you can do in DND imo

    • @sidhackney8831
      @sidhackney8831 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      I'm reminded of Matt Mercer voluntarily going prone to sulk in Escape from the Bloodkeep

    • @clover2309
      @clover2309 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      it gets even funnier when you remember that riz is canonically covered head to toe in ill-advised tattoos 😭😭 like if HE of all people is acting that apprehensive it damn well better give you disadvantage!

    • @KangarooKommando
      @KangarooKommando หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@sidhackney8831you have unlocked a core memory

  • @smolbluegoblin
    @smolbluegoblin หลายเดือนก่อน +321

    I love how Brennan just rolls with the bits in this clip. Adaine just goes "He's in the cupboard !" and no roll needed, Brennan just makes it true for comedic purpose. Great stuff

    • @JacoDeltaco
      @JacoDeltaco หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      you should absolutly not make your player roll for every thing. it slow the game break the flow of the action and can make a situation go out of control (which can be fun but not always)

  • @punkinlady1039
    @punkinlady1039 หลายเดือนก่อน +612

    I love Bill spending several minutes describing how to grab a banker by the nuts. True Chaotic Neutral

    • @Arya-no2qc
      @Arya-no2qc หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      Chaotic Neuter

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I thought he was Lawful Evil. Isn’t he still an archdevil? (I’m not up on what’s going on.)

    • @candyh4284
      @candyh4284 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@GZilla311 That's FR canon, Spyre technically doesn't necessarily go by the same rules. And in post 5.1, alignments are more like suggestions than hard and fast rules, if that makes sense.

    • @willcaster819
      @willcaster819 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      As per Brennan, Bill is absolutely Chaotic Evil.

    • @mrwyatt6006
      @mrwyatt6006 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      @@willcaster819he is chaotic evil, but chaotic evil that loves his son and his son’s friends

  • @AbsolXGuardian
    @AbsolXGuardian หลายเดือนก่อน +257

    Slowing realizing the context as the video went on as someone who doesn't watch the show made it even better:
    Ok a pirate, ok a warlock patron, ok a devil, A PIRATE PATRON DEVIL WHO IS ALSO A PC'S DAD AND THATS HOW HE KNOWS THE BANKER

    • @getheidea
      @getheidea หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      Bill Seacaster definitely warrants that kind of excitement lmaooo the entire concept of this character is WILD. if you want context Fantasy High is on youtube!!

    • @nunyabisness7055
      @nunyabisness7055 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He's not even her patron.

    • @Alconium
      @Alconium หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@getheidea I want a one shot / spin off of Bill Seacaster Adventures where someone else DM's and Brennan gets to go absolutely batshit crazy.

    • @getheidea
      @getheidea หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@Alconium my DREAM is a Bill Seacaster & Pok Gukgak unlikely buddy cop hell adventure. DM Murph plays Pok, Brennan plays Bill, and the rest of the PCs are various angels/devils reluctantly working together to solve some interplanar shenanigans

    • @zoroarkking18
      @zoroarkking18 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      The idea of coming into this with zero context is wild to me and I love you for it.

  • @rotimiabiona3234
    @rotimiabiona3234 หลายเดือนก่อน +427

    "I'll write you a fake agreement for forty gold"

    • @goshi013
      @goshi013 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      I mean, sounds like an agreement for a fake agreement so :p

    • @chickensangwich97
      @chickensangwich97 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      Idk about magical warlock law, but as far as real contract law is concerned, I'm pretty sure this is fine. If neither party wants to enforce the contract, then neither would ever sue the other, so there's no issue here. The purpose of a contract is it's enforceable by law. But if the signatories are the only beneficiaries from the terms of the contract itself, and neither of them brings an enforcement action, then there's no third party with standing to demand it be enforced.

    • @IrisGlowingBlue
      @IrisGlowingBlue หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@chickensangwich97 Genuinely thanks for the info! I will be using this for evil (/j)

    • @chickensangwich97
      @chickensangwich97 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@IrisGlowingBlue Obligatory "I am not a lawyer, I'm just a student"!!!

    • @chastermief839
      @chastermief839 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      i havent completely discarded the idea that bill just scammed fig into, technically, becoming her patron. because she has 1 level of warlock but "no patron". technically its herself but in all the magic mumbo jumbo with the armor of sin and the curse on gilear we saw earlier, these rules are loose enough that i think this is enough of an opening for bill to weasel his way in. he specifically said his warlocks pay him gold as part of their contract just moments prior and then penned a contract for her.
      we ASSUME that this is meant to be just a generic contract that she can turn in as an assignment for her warlock class, but it's odd that this "generic contract" specifically mentioned the exact same amount of gold that she JUST paid (via a loan from fabian, of course). it really makes it seem like she just paid 40 gold to become a warlock of bill seacaster!

  • @charlesmccallie7402
    @charlesmccallie7402 หลายเดือนก่อน +104

    Bill Seacaster is somehow both the best AND worst parent in D20, and I don't know how he does it.

  • @mhart3212
    @mhart3212 หลายเดือนก่อน +252

    I like how he doesn't charge for the guns but charges for the contract.

    • @transient5047
      @transient5047 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Considering the fact that it's a 'semi-automatic flintlock pistol' as well - that's gotta be worth more than 40 gold.

  • @agentapples2185
    @agentapples2185 หลายเดือนก่อน +384

    After hearing “He in the cupboards”, I expected Brennan to say “roll initiative”

  • @four1629
    @four1629 หลายเดือนก่อน +313

    "STAND STILL WHILE I TRY THIS" HAHAHAHAHA LMFAOOOO THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

  • @loreleimarivaine6241
    @loreleimarivaine6241 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    Bill Seacaster renaming Goldenhoard to “Goldenrod” as his ship is the ultimate amount of disrespect to put onto Kalvaxis.

  • @3ndlessL00p
    @3ndlessL00p หลายเดือนก่อน +301

    The energy throughout this episode was SO wild, not least thanks to old Bill. I loved every minute of it.

    • @ryanpetriello3461
      @ryanpetriello3461 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Any episode with a Bill Seacaster appearance is always fun

  • @KillerGryphyn
    @KillerGryphyn หลายเดือนก่อน +270

    If had a nickel for every time a MLM played a part in a Dimension 20 campaign, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice!

    • @zacablaster
      @zacablaster หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      MY OWN BOSS... MY OWN BOSS? MY OWN BOSS!!!!! And then everybody is covered in pleasure putty

    • @LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH
      @LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      I think Pete was shortly involved in an MLM in unsleeping city

    • @enigmaj1494
      @enigmaj1494 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHHWell we never knew who he was selling drugs for other than 53\/3N. He also signed Pete up with some Crypto, so that’s MLM-adjacent.

    • @officiallytrist1360
      @officiallytrist1360 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH didn't he bring down the MLM in season 2 with his tea?

    • @alecLogan
      @alecLogan หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@officiallytrist1360 I must’ve missed that subplot, if indeed it was one.
      That, or the most creative revision of a megacorp.

  • @me-mj9du
    @me-mj9du หลายเดือนก่อน +112

    Did he learn to write in hell

    • @FaunoAtelie
      @FaunoAtelie หลายเดือนก่อน +83

      He had to make all them contracts

    • @jonathanjernigan3865
      @jonathanjernigan3865 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

      They’ve got a really good adult education program

    • @IrisGlowingBlue
      @IrisGlowingBlue หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      +

  • @kamillakilambayeva3819
    @kamillakilambayeva3819 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

    I love the confirmation that Pok and Bill Seacaster are sort-of work buddies

    • @Spiritoftherain
      @Spiritoftherain หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      He's a useful source of Intel! Like a mob boss who leaks info to the FBI!

  • @inktoxicant
    @inktoxicant หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    "Anyone staying with Bill is just gonna have more of this shit happen fast and crazy"

  • @megaaaaaaannn
    @megaaaaaaannn หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    this scene made me realise how much i love a lou character who calls his father 'papa'

  • @TehBuggy
    @TehBuggy หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    Everyone in this group is so good at “Yes and”, I LOVE the chaos 😂

  • @piercecampbell-casey5718
    @piercecampbell-casey5718 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

    1:24 I love that they all react to the short in order

  • @emmakane6848
    @emmakane6848 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

    The fact that I rewatched the episode where Mr. Hughes was introduced before this ep because I was curious how Brennan set up that mystery. Bill talks about how both he and Hughes steal from people, but Bill is more honorable about it. (Also happens to be the ep where Bill gets sad about his son calling him a Privateer, so very fun to see the improved relationship Fabian has to his father's work.)

  • @asterisk5054
    @asterisk5054 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    0:17 "And you'll learn to live with him in your heart! Or it's to perdition you'll be bound! Tippy tee tah tee tah..."

  • @Linosek279
    @Linosek279 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    I’m not sure whether I’m happy or not about Fabian not getting around to saying that Chungledown was his other nemesis

    • @jimmy_the_squid9456
      @jimmy_the_squid9456 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      I think Brennan was fishing for exactly that before Beardsley said Gertie is Kristen's girlfriend

    • @gabrielbjornursidae
      @gabrielbjornursidae หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@jimmy_the_squid9456 She cuts off players a lot. Been an issue since season 1, BUT, I will say, she's been so much better about it this season. Honestly, she just feels more respectful this season and her actually knowing the rules makes it so much more enjoyable. No more worries about her casting shield as a cleric or the infamous ice feast.

    • @alecLogan
      @alecLogan หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@gabrielbjornursidae In absolute fairness, a party member’s girlfriend being his nemesis is likely spicier than ‘one of my warlocks is going after my boy with shit in his heart and coffee in hand.”
      With the energy that was already in play, Bim would kick through the door to appear upon his name being spoken in Bill’s presence.

    • @Brasswatchman
      @Brasswatchman 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Pffh. You think Bill doesn't already know? There's a solid chance he deliberately made Chungledown *more* powerful just to give Fabian a true challenge!

  • @ianalivio4006
    @ianalivio4006 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    siobhan didnt have to roll for intimidation but adaine still got to come along and very effectively assist fabian and fig in tracking down hughes anyway
    cool bit commitment and "yes, and" improv stuff from brennan there

  • @bastien-
    @bastien- หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    The energy of this episode is IMPECCABLE

  • @A_T216
    @A_T216 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Ally rolling a con save by themself is so funny

  • @Aphelion87
    @Aphelion87 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    The amount of “yes and” going on in this scene is incredible

  • @jtbolscher
    @jtbolscher หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    "the font is called ROBOTO" gets me every time

    • @Butterratbee
      @Butterratbee หลายเดือนก่อน

      Every time? The episode came out yesterday

  • @LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH
    @LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    The Dads episode!!

  • @richardmiddaugh9749
    @richardmiddaugh9749 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I wonder if Brennan was fishing for Fabian to tell him that Chungle Down Bim was on his nemesis list. As one one his last few remaining warlocks, Bill Seacaster probably knew him very well

    • @superanimeniac
      @superanimeniac หลายเดือนก่อน

      I believe bill specifically chose to keep chungledown Bim as a warlock so he can't get a deal with someone else

  • @GamerJosh2611
    @GamerJosh2611 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    At last... Adaine's furious gun...

  • @sveipr6516
    @sveipr6516 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I love that Bill Seacaster is such a bad person, but such an amazing dad 😂

  • @gameslayers2594
    @gameslayers2594 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Tbh the best part about all of this that I noticed far too late is his ship's name the Goldenrod, which is what they kept calling Kalvaxus instead of his in-place name Goldenhoard, just to keep him annoyed eternally.

  • @marlenewilson3993
    @marlenewilson3993 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "we don't have to, we get to!" riz my absolute beloved

  • @Higsby100
    @Higsby100 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Murph giving disadvantage is the most "veteran d&d move"

  • @xeno2562
    @xeno2562 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    I was high as heaven watching this for the first time, i was cackling silently and painfully trying not to wake my roommate.
    It felt like some bitchassbard cast Tasha’s Hideous Laughter on me.

  • @Ms.gnomer
    @Ms.gnomer หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    “One’s my girlfriend 🤓🥰”

  • @elrapido5150
    @elrapido5150 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    God, I love this group so much.

  • @ldragon8480
    @ldragon8480 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love Riz so much 'We don't HAVE to, we GET TO!' He's so excited

  • @rutabaga007
    @rutabaga007 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    your thumbnails are always so cool dude

    • @DIDDy-yd3zc
      @DIDDy-yd3zc  หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I appreciate that so much 🥲

  • @Cross177
    @Cross177 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Between the Banker Assault clause and the 40 Chamber Flintlock, I don’t know which is funnier.

  • @_Bread-_-
    @_Bread-_- หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    this episode was great, so glad I made the watch party for it.

  • @scott_mc
    @scott_mc หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    Kids witb guns
    Kids with guns
    Taking over
    But it won't be long
    They're mesmerized
    Skeletons
    Kids with guns
    Kids with guns
    (Thank you for coming to my Tedtalk)

    • @GEN1HAUNTER
      @GEN1HAUNTER หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I like the skeleton cameo

  • @ineeddeath6354
    @ineeddeath6354 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    God I love this show

  • @ayt3877
    @ayt3877 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "I have two nemesis."
    "One is my girlfriend 😃"
    Plz 😂

  • @start-a-riot
    @start-a-riot หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    i know it’s definitely just a forgotten detail, but in S1 Bill said he couldn’t read, so the agreement he wrote implies that EITHER he learned to read in hell OR he can somehow write but not read

  • @bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484
    @bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Hey Bill learned how to read and write!

  • @rebeccaliar9873
    @rebeccaliar9873 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Honestly, the wildest part of this is Brennan fully improvising a solid contract.

  • @Styner09
    @Styner09 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Absolutely impeccable

  • @Styner09
    @Styner09 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Fabian's Father is unintentionally amazing.

  • @radicaladz
    @radicaladz หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Fabian: Would you tattoo me, Papa?
    Bill: *Lie down.* 😈
    Fabian: (immediately regretting) Uh, o-o-okay.
    Bill: (with shouldermounted tattoo harpoon gun loaded with molten gold) *STAY PERFECTLY STILL, ME BOY!*
    Fabian: (inelegantly gibbering in fear)

  • @buggibii
    @buggibii 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    easy does it, easy does it

  • @Higsby100
    @Higsby100 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    German Shepard pride? 😮🧐

  • @MrZazzles94
    @MrZazzles94 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I thought Bill Seacaster was illiterate?