Do you know what you could be the GOAT of ? Elden Ring is a is a 2022 action role-playing game developed by FromSoftware. It was directed by Hidetaka Miyazaki with worldbuilding provided by American fantasy writer George R. R. Martin.
Hello femboy maid cosplayer known as zeeox I have a feeling that the skeletons in your closet aka the clip channels will rise up against you one day hope you all the best until that day comes
My name is Zy0x. I'm 15 years old, and 4'11. My house is in the northeast corner of the vermilion domain, where the ruin graders are, and I am not married. I work as a vermillion farmer for Kokomi nation. I stream "most nights on twitch" by midnight at the earliest. I don't ta, but I occasionally aboba. I'm in bed by 5 am, and make sure that I get 12 hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a warm glass of abobust and doing about forty minutes of stalling at the start of stream, I usually have no problems with skill issues until morning. I was told that I was balding at my last check up. I'm trying to explain that I am a person who wishes to live a very tuh life. I take care not to trouble myself with any benched characters, like yoimiya or cyno, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with stunlocks, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to stunlock, I'd choose fischl over anyone.
One day, after dinner, while aboba and I were lounging about in Mr. Sock's closet, we spotted a fledgling skeleton all on its own. That baby skeleton was tiny, it didn’t even have all of its bones, and it couldn’t sneak. When we found it, it was already on its last breath, having fallen into a closet - probably abandoned by Mr. Socks. We decided to build a coffin for it right there and then. However, thinking back, that winter was unusually cold, with fierce winds at night in the closet, not to mention the many stunlocks and hyperblooms in the vicinity... it was clear that if we left the fledgling in the yard, it stood no chance of surviving until the next hsr stream. So, I suggested we take it inside, place it on the shelf by the window, and asked chat to fashion a cage for it. We decided that when it regained its strength enough to spread its arms, we would release it back into the wild. The tragic part - something that we’d never considered - was that this skeleton's fate had already been determined long before this moment…
Mao Xiangling (Chinese: 卯香菱 Mǎo Xiānglíng) is a playable Pyro character in Genshin Impact. She is the Head Chef at the Wanmin Restaurant and runs it alongside her father Chef Mao. As a chef, Xiangling isn't afraid to try out different recipes or "exotic" ingredients, making her dishes sometimes quite unique.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of xiangling. I try to play diluc. My xiangling deals more damage. I try to play yoimiya. My xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Hu tao. My xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Klee. Her best team has xiangling. I want to play raiden, childe. They both want xiangling. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull engulfing lightning. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with homa." I can't pull for homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs gouba. She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world.
One day, after dinner, while my younger sister and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard, we spotted a fledgling Charmony Dove all on its own. That baby bird was tiny, it didn't even have all of its feathers, and it couldn't sing. When we found it, it was already on its
What is aboba? For the blind it is vision. For the deaf it is hearing. For the weak it is strength. For the hungry it is food. For the thirsty it is water. It is both happiness and sadness. It is both the beginning and the end. ABOBA is everything
Hello mr socks let me tell you to switch to marachussy set because the moment I cheated on vermillion and went there my mental health got better,I got a 39 cv anemo goblet but I'm addicted to vermillion every time I go to marachussy I wonder what if vermillion will treat me better but when i go back i get nothing.So much Vermilion for me so much marachussy for you so much resin to spend on the emblem domain i'm going insane living life in the wrong domain
Why when I play my opponents are playing perfectly, but when he plays they're throwing the hardest and this 5/6 individual still manages to lose Maybe people are just better at this game in Asia server
The Finchball Goat 🐐
never walk into an arcade with pinball lil bro🙏
Do you know what you could be the GOAT of ? Elden Ring is a is a 2022 action role-playing game developed by FromSoftware. It was directed by Hidetaka Miyazaki with worldbuilding provided by American fantasy writer George R. R. Martin.
Hello femboy maid cosplayer known as zeeox I have a feeling that the skeletons in your closet aka the clip channels will rise up against you one day hope you all the best until that day comes
I knew ur meant was GATOT which stands for Gagal Total and which was Complete Failure in English, truly a GATOT
Play elden ring you dummy
My name is Zy0x. I'm 15 years old, and 4'11. My house is in the northeast corner of the vermilion domain, where the ruin graders are, and I am not married. I work as a vermillion farmer for Kokomi nation. I stream "most nights on twitch" by midnight at the earliest. I don't ta, but I occasionally aboba. I'm in bed by 5 am, and make sure that I get 12 hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a warm glass of abobust and doing about forty minutes of stalling at the start of stream, I usually have no problems with skill issues until morning. I was told that I was balding at my last check up. I'm trying to explain that I am a person who wishes to live a very tuh life. I take care not to trouble myself with any benched characters, like yoimiya or cyno, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with stunlocks, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to stunlock, I'd choose fischl over anyone.
i think he prefers Yoimiya over Cyno though 🥰
abobust 🤨
This is the greatest Zy0x copypasta so far
Bro got the hand fetish
Can someone please tell me what Ta and aboba is. I've heard it be used, but context doesn't help
The Duality of Chat:
Zy0x wins = Paid chatter
Chatter wins = Zy0x skill issue
What do you propose? "Paid streamer"?
It's not duality, it's the same biased side
One day, after dinner, while aboba and I were lounging about in Mr. Sock's closet, we spotted a fledgling skeleton all on its own. That baby skeleton was tiny, it didn’t even have all of its bones, and it couldn’t sneak. When we found it, it was already on its last breath, having fallen into a closet - probably abandoned by Mr. Socks. We decided to build a coffin for it right there and then. However, thinking back, that winter was unusually cold, with fierce winds at night in the closet, not to mention the many stunlocks and hyperblooms in the vicinity... it was clear that if we left the fledgling in the yard, it stood no chance of surviving until the next hsr stream. So, I suggested we take it inside, place it on the shelf by the window, and asked chat to fashion a cage for it. We decided that when it regained its strength enough to spread its arms, we would release it back into the wild. The tragic part - something that we’d never considered - was that this skeleton's fate had already been determined long before this moment…
ICANT
"...it stood no chance of surviving until the next hsr stream."
🚬🐛
@@ana.alliterative Ta 🚬 🐛
Holy brain rot but approved
same 1 story ICANT
Mao Xiangling (Chinese: 卯香菱 Mǎo Xiānglíng) is a playable Pyro character in Genshin Impact.
She is the Head Chef at the Wanmin Restaurant and runs it alongside her father Chef Mao. As a chef, Xiangling isn't afraid to try out different recipes or "exotic" ingredients, making her dishes sometimes quite unique.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of xiangling. I try to play diluc. My xiangling deals more damage. I try to play yoimiya. My xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Hu tao. My xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Klee. Her best team has xiangling. I want to play raiden, childe. They both want xiangling.
She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull engulfing lightning. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with homa."
I can't pull for homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs gouba. She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world.
OPPA
The true pyro archon om. OPPA XL for life ig
OPPA
Chairman Mao
❌ Zy0x tries the PvP event
✅ Zy0x started the PvP event
DUALITY
_Openheimer theme starts playing_
@@r5serpentspine of the man
take a shot every time zy0x resists resetting
Omg i'm burning 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 hello mr socks
what the freak
13:30 What running away from skeletons does to a mf
13:35 Mr. Streamer it's not "tpaba", it actually means grass ...
0:06 yes daddy
Careful with whatchu say 🙏🗣️🗣️🙏 the COCK is watching 🤞🤞🐔🐔 and he ain’t take NO prisoners 🙅♂️🙅♂️🤫🤫 keep them cheeks TIGHT. COCK A DOODLE💯💯🙏🙏
Concerned
HUH
Ta tuh
Seek help
proceeds to be humbled in the ONLY pvp content in this entire game
15:51 chat hear me out
I was hoping someone would say something
Okay so it's not just me xddd
Wdym by that 🤨
8:33
Touch my tail, uhm no
Touch my tail, uhm no
Touch my tail, uhm no
Truly endgame content🔥🔥🔥
That's hilarious to hear Nick saying Tpaba when it's actually Trava - Grass 😂😂😂
I DIED LAUGHING WHEN HE TRIED TO PRONOUNCE RUSSIAN NICKNAMES THE idiotъ and trava😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
3:39 if anything bro has negative aura
One day, after dinner, while my younger sister and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard, we spotted a fledgling Charmony Dove all on its own. That baby bird was tiny, it didn't even have all of its feathers, and it couldn't sing. When we found it, it was already on its
HIS FACE WHEN THERE WAS ONLY 15 MINUTES LEFT
3:02 "repelled him into it" bro just explained attraction
The way he pronounced Pythagoras tho lmao
How did he manage to match with every possible player that’s even worse than him
0:39 shoot in me next time ❤
HUH
HUH
Girl
WHAT
HUH CHATTER
editing was fire btw mirai goated
13:31 bro got banned in genshin 💀💀💀
What is aboba? For the blind it is vision. For the deaf it is hearing. For the weak it is strength. For the hungry it is food. For the thirsty it is water. It is both happiness and sadness. It is both the beginning and the end. ABOBA is everything
Bro got humbled 🫵😂
Finchball ver 2. SORRY LATE DOGGO WAS SICK
Hope Mirai's doggo is well now
OMG IM BLOOMING ZYOX POSTED NGH
bru
HUH
man i love watching zyox without headphones its almost has become my kink
OH MY GOD ANOTHER SKILL ISSUE VIDEO I ALWAYS THINK IM BAD AT GENSHIN AND THEN I THINK OF ZYOX
Bro fucking default to quitting everytime he fucks up
9:01 “i havent played this map before 😅” sure zyox, sure 😭
Can't wait for the pvp guide
as someone who was good at carroms, this event was a piece of cake for me. sadly i was too greedy for primos and forgot the co-op.
Truly an endgame of all time
Imagine the summer event greets him with a cold breeze when it passes by in few hours
The pvp with Aether is hilarious
He walked down the stairs like a fucking NPC I swear
"Streams most nights on Twitch" Hasn't streamed in a week
the ZZZ OST background of this video actually fits
shoutout to the editor!!
«He's dumber than i am» -Zy0x 2024
btw that aether guy was me,i just noticed lol
LOLOL T-T
Why did you throw
bro zyox couldn't finch his balls even if he was threatened at gun point...
WUTHERING WAVES PRO TRIES GENSHIN AND GETS HUMBLED…
You’d think a Xiao main would know where the space bar is 😐
Yes i miss you
Balls “event" no specific characters mentioned
Truly humbled!
THAT FINAL PICTURE 💀💀💀
mr socks this TALL TODAY LOOKING😺
I thought I was bad at this event wtf
3:38 green aura WITH flies and shit stains
no fear
russian cyno named "idiot": one fear
4:11 is this zzz ost ?
touch my ta, uhm ta
I was watching in my computer and suddendly it crashed and i cant turn it on again 😍 this is maybe a sign
Who let a 12y/o play this game bro 😭😭
It's ok Zy0x, we all have rough patches, tuh
13:35 тбаба АБОБА
Полная АБОБА
тбабушка
@@Idknlandwh123 нет блин тдедушка
respect on that outro song
Zzz music goes so hard.
truly one of the finchballers of all time
This event is easier if you think of it using billiard perspective 😂
The summer map end in 7h dude
Go strim girl
Mr Socks truly is the person of all
Yeah I can actually see now why some people might think that Zy0x is mentally insane
Hello mr socks let me tell you to switch to marachussy set because the moment I cheated on vermillion and went there my mental health got better,I got a 39 cv anemo goblet but I'm addicted to vermillion every time I go to marachussy I wonder what if vermillion will treat me better but when i go back i get nothing.So much Vermilion for me so much marachussy for you so much resin to spend on the emblem domain i'm going insane living life in the wrong domain
wtf was that outro…
THE FACT THAT MY NAME IS EDEN-
-10000000 aura ahh gameplay ICANT
Love watching Zyox embarrass himself
Yippee, Daddy uploaded
yo wtf is that endscreen
Minato Aqua BGM?? Rip Minato Aqua o7
Everything's a PvP if you're bad enough
what was that outro???
Not Pain’s theme 😂😂😂Sox caught the almighty L
Outro song Aware
Zyox never disappoints ✨
This was low-key easy for me because I always do band shots in 8ball pool
Why when I play my opponents are playing perfectly, but when he plays they're throwing the hardest and this 5/6 individual still manages to lose
Maybe people are just better at this game in Asia server
IM BALLIN
MR.SOCKS 😩😩😩😩
I hope Mr editor's dog is better
I swear I've heard the music at 8:30 before but I can't figure out what it is someone please help
Imagine zy0x in pvp abyss
Does anyone know what song is being played in the background at like 13:55, would really appreciate it if anyone could tell me it sounds SO FAMILIAR.
What is this dry comment section 😭😭
Why not join spiral abyys tournament ? There tournament at my country ,
I'm sorry, the what event?
people who played 8 ball pool 🗿i was actually goated in this event
The Event is Long gone how's he playing , is this an Old recording
Yeah we are never getting pvp atp
TELL ME WHAT SONG IS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND FROM 3:44 to 5:14 PLEASE. I tried Shazam already but even that couldn’t find it.
NVM I FOUND IT. It’s Derailed Order - Night from the Zenless Zone Zero OST!
00:00 COCKA I SAW (bro why does he walk like that tuh)
how do i play this bro i played all the singleplayers and got all the money and loot and left i didnt know you could queue into comp
Editor is your dog okay
10:53 наш слоняра💪💪
Is the dog okay?