When You Realize You're The Father Of Gollum, Heath Harmison

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  • What do you do when your child turns into Gollum from the Lord Of The Rings? Heath Harmison knows! Watch all of "Raising Insanity" FOR FREE when you subscribe to drybarcomedy.co...
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  • @jeanne8507
    @jeanne8507 6 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    I lost it when he broke out the Gollum voice 😂😂😂

    • @ursaminor9780
      @ursaminor9780 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jeanne Same. I saw this yesterday, and I keep trying to imitate that voice now. "But I WANTS IT DADDY!"

    • @jeanne8507
      @jeanne8507 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Marvel Disneyfan - You could strain your throat trying to imitate that voice! I know, because I did!

    • @buffybell3409
      @buffybell3409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jeanne He’s actually pretty lucky cause I wrote a list of 101 reasons why I wanted to kill my father st 10. So that journal could have been a lot worse.

    • @intj1434
      @intj1434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That WAS amazing imitation xD

  • @jamesmurray1906
    @jamesmurray1906 6 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    WE *HATES* DADDY
    WE *HATES* HIM

  • @leticiabarros6840
    @leticiabarros6840 6 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    I watched a lot o videos before realize it's "clean comedy". I must admit it's pretty funny and I didn''t miss the cursing.

    • @Morningbikeride
      @Morningbikeride 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Letícia Barros it's better clean imo

    • @felixvelariusbos
      @felixvelariusbos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's a nice change of pace.

    • @revolutionarylizard4439
      @revolutionarylizard4439 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love it because I show my family

    • @jerryrose2083
      @jerryrose2083 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I noticed many years ago that the cursing was mostly a substitute for talent.

  • @pentagrin4157
    @pentagrin4157 6 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    -Be half asleep and listening to this for the first time
    -Gollum voice comes on
    -*ROLL OFF THE BED HEART POUNDING*

    • @jonrojero6478
      @jonrojero6478 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Piper Animations bruhh i did all the time as a kid but no need for a gollum voice

  • @kritty1018
    @kritty1018 6 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    *“No you didn’t”*
    *“Oh yes I did”*

  • @SheillaOlga
    @SheillaOlga 6 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    The voice acting 😍😍😍😍

  • @terseandtiny1746
    @terseandtiny1746 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I wasn't ready for the voice change.

  • @lipsohlips97
    @lipsohlips97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    "Eating mac and cheese in my house..." 😂

  • @TheNutshaq
    @TheNutshaq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Robbie can come over!!
    *N O R O B B I E*

  • @beccabean5770
    @beccabean5770 6 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Robbie is a smart boy. Candy would be the way to my heart too 😄🍬🍭

  • @jamesmurray1906
    @jamesmurray1906 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I know the mom's are in here like: no I didn't
    *Y E S I D I D*

  • @xiomaradiaz5292
    @xiomaradiaz5292 6 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    I work with preschoolers and we have code names for kids that regularly misbehave....one of these days we are gonna slip up when we to call Angelo Green Goblin (when things don't go his way he gives you this creepy smile while he tries to get even)

  • @WOLFGANG634
    @WOLFGANG634 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Lmbo, the bit about the whole Dad versus Robbie sounded like a perfect tv show or movie thing. 😂😂😂👌

  • @TheNutshaq
    @TheNutshaq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Don’t worry Heath, the odds that Robbie will take your daughter are astronomically low. Best case scenario she’ll get over him soon enough, worst (probable) case they’ll date in middle school, he’ll say hello to another girl and they’ll hate each other until they marry different people

    • @christianfreedom-seeker934
      @christianfreedom-seeker934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ethan Hayden well she's just a little kid, they are in a "play" relationship if that makes any sense.

    • @markgigiel2722
      @markgigiel2722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't know. That Mac N Cheese is pretty powerful stuff.

  • @kodao.2
    @kodao.2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    i lost it when he said "NO ROBBYYY. dirty kid won in the end..."

  • @kyrstenmcguffey658
    @kyrstenmcguffey658 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Geez! Kids are scary and diabolical beings that can not be trusted. Despite that, I'm probably going to end up having some anyway.

    • @anannonymouscoverartist
      @anannonymouscoverartist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kyrsten McGuffey you have a point but actually most kids are sweetest, nicest and most imaginative people alive, yes they may be diabolical and sneaky but they're kids!!!

    • @lillian1833
      @lillian1833 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I feel like I should be terrified for how my child is gonna be BC I'm already diabolical, sneaky, and creepy..

    • @anannonymouscoverartist
      @anannonymouscoverartist 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lillian1833 the kid might not be like you tho, not that being like u is a bad thing, but you know, kids will be kids,

    • @80slimshadys
      @80slimshadys 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yuck

  • @jaymaxwell8645
    @jaymaxwell8645 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Gollum = lotr. Golem is an inanimate object brought to life by words. Who checks these before they are uploaded?

    • @DryBarComedy
      @DryBarComedy  6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      We fired the intern who was in charge of that. Darn these uneducated children of men.

    • @disloyal
      @disloyal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Children of men and women.*

    • @kwhemphill4254
      @kwhemphill4254 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Be quiet, Jay Maxwell. You're a "killer of the fun". Bad, bad person.

    • @noirekuroraigami2270
      @noirekuroraigami2270 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DryBarComedy lol I don't think its a big deal....but I guess your fans do unsub

    • @BenJohnson0531
      @BenJohnson0531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Golems aren’t inanimate, they’re from Jewish folklore; mindless creatures built from clay to protect and do the bidding of their creators.

  • @am-cb8vn
    @am-cb8vn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love this because its clean. I can relax while watching this with someone.

  • @jonrojero6478
    @jonrojero6478 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Honestly mr harmison you won this too me you made her day by allowing her huge crush at 8 too come over she may never get your candy but she will always have your heart 😢 is someone cutting onions in here

  • @dericanslum1696
    @dericanslum1696 6 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    ...GOLLUM...a golem is a totally different thing...

    • @BradTrapp
      @BradTrapp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Deric' Anslum ones made by Jews?

    • @DryBarComedy
      @DryBarComedy  6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      BearTrapp let us stick to the jokes....

    • @DryBarComedy
      @DryBarComedy  6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      WE KNOW!!! We fired the intern,

    • @FranklyiDrum
      @FranklyiDrum 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Deric' Anslum I wonder who got in trouble for that schizophrenic slip up 😂

    • @ADerpyReality
      @ADerpyReality 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Copyright.

  • @bladesxf
    @bladesxf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    As much as I would love to have a daddy's-little-princess, I know for a fact that I cannot have a daughter cause I will probably die prematurely from a stress-induced stroke.

  • @clawhammr666
    @clawhammr666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Well played kid, well played..

  • @ADerpyReality
    @ADerpyReality 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    That kid is a genius.

  • @1lagarti
    @1lagarti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like to lsiten to comedians while doing chores and with my toddler always hanging on my feet its nice to finally find some clean good humor

  • @2414Don
    @2414Don 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's refreshing to see clean comedy that's funny. Ive been looking for clean comedy that's funny for along time. This is very funny.

  • @jamesmurray1906
    @jamesmurray1906 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    *N O R O B B I E*

  • @cherylbreitkreutz5756
    @cherylbreitkreutz5756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    NO ROBBIE!!! 💀💀💀😂😂😂

  • @ScandalCuracao
    @ScandalCuracao 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Extremely funny life stories!!!

  • @aurea.
    @aurea. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yeah, my little cousin would use this creepy demon voice to mess with me when she was 8-9 😂 She'd sound like Regan from 'The Exorcist'.

  • @RaeDelCarmen1214
    @RaeDelCarmen1214 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That's her voice?? Not Gollum, obviously, but, what? I just... What????

  • @curtiswatling
    @curtiswatling 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love his humour

  • @kennykim9811
    @kennykim9811 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    NO ROBBIE!!!!

  • @edithblango9101
    @edithblango9101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    NO ROBBIE!!!!!

  • @MandoDando
    @MandoDando 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yall don't have to cut the jokes short. You can combine several. It will be ok.

  • @chiroptera626
    @chiroptera626 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh God I think I pulled something laughing at the voice

  • @kajlove1
    @kajlove1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You're wrong, Mom's would have been the first one to go through the journal!

  • @Guitaristscreamer
    @Guitaristscreamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    He'd be a promising metal vocalist \m/

  • @christianfreedom-seeker934
    @christianfreedom-seeker934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am surprised that his little girl doesn't think that boys are "yucky" still.

  • @securemaple
    @securemaple 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very good Gollum impersonation.. great

  • @dawnstewart3082
    @dawnstewart3082 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    when you see heath on the bar hell yea

  • @charriemac1
    @charriemac1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I literally laughed out loud at the Gollum bit lol

  • @alanaevensen6836
    @alanaevensen6836 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Daddyy.... can i have some cany? BUUT III WAANNTT SOOOOMMMEE!!

  • @thugasaurusrex6004
    @thugasaurusrex6004 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this guy's voice

  • @shirokku3279
    @shirokku3279 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Aaaand that's going in a playlist of favorite videos in existence

  • @analozada9475
    @analozada9475 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This was brilliant! Hahahahahhaha! 🙈🤣💀🙌

  • @Praben
    @Praben 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He’s very good

  • @desicakes289
    @desicakes289 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watching this while drinking is difficult lol my eyes went wide and I got scared for a second when the gollum voice came out of nowhere...

  • @akki942200
    @akki942200 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Heath's got great energy! Loved this !

  • @empresselanrelaxingandmedi8443
    @empresselanrelaxingandmedi8443 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You ain't eating mac and cheese at my house!

  • @TheSnowReport28
    @TheSnowReport28 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    You doing housework for your family isn’t you being Mr. Mom that’s you being a good day and a good role model for your kids 👍🏼

  • @abeach5420
    @abeach5420 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Deserves a kajillion views and likes !!

  • @kbs8586
    @kbs8586 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My daughter is like this!!!!!!

  • @deborahduthie4519
    @deborahduthie4519 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    When his daughter grows, she will eat candy in bed until she falls asleep. That’s how that works.

  • @billyd7882
    @billyd7882 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh man. Glad to hear I’m not the only dad who turns to jello with one look from my daughter. I own it.

  • @kevinkim2651
    @kevinkim2651 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    re upload?

    • @DryBarComedy
      @DryBarComedy  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just sharing him with people who haven't seen it! Good catch though!

  • @KibsAnimeshans
    @KibsAnimeshans 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    im scared but amazed

  • @Lavenderrose73
    @Lavenderrose73 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Look at it this way: you can watch the kid like a hawk as long as he's under _your_ roof! Bug her room and listen in to see if he tries to pressure her to kiss him or something, man I know this stuff!
    ...from the _young girl's point of view!_

  • @chemecstry
    @chemecstry 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just loop 0:50 to 1:04. I must be out of my mind. 😂😂😂

  • @santoshjudedsouza
    @santoshjudedsouza 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:45 I watched it more than once

  • @AB-zd1iy
    @AB-zd1iy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just awesome

  • @razzirae5536
    @razzirae5536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy is so funny 😆

  • @terineedler6219
    @terineedler6219 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Am I the only one who hasn't seen lord of the rings? Is this even the right movie this gollum character was in?

  • @vicksburgtomplsthemississi9127
    @vicksburgtomplsthemississi9127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He reminds me of Kevin James.

  • @danikaparlin1157
    @danikaparlin1157 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this so much

  • @hunt4064
    @hunt4064 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂he is so freakin funnnyyyy

  • @arunabhadas8799
    @arunabhadas8799 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    wow gollum

  • @47hammer
    @47hammer 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    So Funny & So True!!!

  • @commandercorner5575
    @commandercorner5575 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You guys do realize there's this thing called the internet, right? Where you can look up how to spell things? Like Gollum?

    • @DryBarComedy
      @DryBarComedy  6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We do indeed. Our intern (who is now fired, way to go CommanderCorner!) doesn't know much about LOTR. He will never work in this industry again!

  • @alexandramakela5400
    @alexandramakela5400 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this

  • @nickolaibernar16
    @nickolaibernar16 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    looks like Comicstorian

  • @caffeinatednation8885
    @caffeinatednation8885 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:50 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @OAbu
    @OAbu 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Get you a sportacus. Say bye bye to Robbie Rotten

  • @sarahgoodman8456
    @sarahgoodman8456 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Such pure tom Hardy vibes 😂😍

  • @tiffany8946
    @tiffany8946 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Future son in law

  • @christianfreedom-seeker934
    @christianfreedom-seeker934 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny but you don't have to worry too much until a certain age THEN it's "hit the red button time because your adolescent daughter now wants to date boys!" 😂 and THAT is when fathers need to read all the potential boyfriends the riot act. 😁

  • @sarataylor895
    @sarataylor895 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hahahahaha

  • @DJSherinee
    @DJSherinee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    looooooooooooooool

  • @clarissagafoor5222
    @clarissagafoor5222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    :'-D

  • @shirleymorneau6409
    @shirleymorneau6409 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Too much yelling.

  • @kennethdesmondmosley1075
    @kennethdesmondmosley1075 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gay dad.! So glad he can be out and proud!!!