Stellaris Battle for Earth

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  • @Jason987262
    @Jason987262 8 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Battle for Earth, at 1fps.

    • @ShishiJC
      @ShishiJC 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You're killing me XD

    • @yogurtpants1401
      @yogurtpants1401 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Battle for Earth but every time a laser misses the Leviathan's Expansion plays at .05% speed with earrape

    • @TheRdamterror
      @TheRdamterror 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      try this th-cam.com/video/9gXQ7lmcjyQ/w-d-xo.html

  • @redjeik
    @redjeik 7 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Alliance fleets reporting.
    Turian fleets reporting.
    Asari fleets reporting.
    Salarian fleets reporting....
    Whoops, wrong game

    • @FonVegen
      @FonVegen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Quarian fleet reporting.
      Geth fleet reporting.
      All allies in position, commander!
      Excuse me, got carried away there a little.

    • @redjeik
      @redjeik 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      FonVegen Haha

    • @lord2529
      @lord2529 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Battlefleet Solaris reporting for duty, Commander.

    • @admiralspire8867
      @admiralspire8867 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thomas Yap Are you helping xenos and heretics, admiral?
      This cannot be. Open fire on both sides. Show those bastards the might of the Imperium.

  • @yogurtpants1401
    @yogurtpants1401 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Those are Rebel ships, Sir!"
    "Are we BLIND?!? Deploy the Garrison!!!"

  • @jeremybk54
    @jeremybk54 8 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    please tell me that the fact that the entire galaxy committing their fleets to take back human territory doesn't make u think of Mass Effect 3

    • @Jaxck77
      @Jaxck77 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It doesn't, because Mass Effect 3 is a forgettable pile of horse shit.

    • @jeremybk54
      @jeremybk54 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      U clearly have poor tastes when it comes to gaming

    • @kuba_mar
      @kuba_mar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you both clearly have DIFFRENT tastes when it comes to gaming...

    • @jeremybk54
      @jeremybk54 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      all i know is that i enjoyed the mass effect games, thats my opinion, most likely some of the stuff u like i'd find to b garbage. truth b told, i could care less

    • @Mutation80
      @Mutation80 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hard to do with that intro music :P

  • @AAhmou
    @AAhmou 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "I pissed off a fallen empire."
    "Congratulations! You're a failure"

  • @firefox3249
    @firefox3249 8 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I think you might be forgeting something....... ME!
    .....
    Oh wait, wrong game :S

    • @joseeduardotraniberzunza4226
      @joseeduardotraniberzunza4226 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And Tali'Zorah, Liara T'Soni and Garrus. All the party.

    • @FonVegen
      @FonVegen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don't forget about Wrex!

    • @wellthen.......9384
      @wellthen.......9384 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Official Spectre business nothing to see here I am Commander Shepard and this is my favorite krogen cock sleeve. - mudahar

  • @rainbowstrike5723
    @rainbowstrike5723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This my kind of Wet dream, mulitple species fighting together in a massive Space Battle

  • @gdspathe1130
    @gdspathe1130 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    and after 100 years of peace Earth shall once again return to war

  • @kylesprenkel680
    @kylesprenkel680 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Good thing "all fleets reporting" LOL

  • @Atlashon
    @Atlashon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Listening to that music almost mad me cry! Great work!
    "Give us our home back! ;_;"

    • @redjeik
      @redjeik 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Atlashon it reminded me so much of homeworld

    • @swadianrecruittotallynotar6664
      @swadianrecruittotallynotar6664 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Man I miss Earth, this video amped that feeling to a 200

  • @VelveteenVermilion
    @VelveteenVermilion 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That intro immediately urinate in pants also the fucking federation ability is a life saver.

  • @PaulRakoczi
    @PaulRakoczi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Jesus, this music... I must play mass effect 3 now :D

  • @goodhore
    @goodhore 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    lel i bet the wormhole guy is late because he needs to move to a system with wormhole station first.....

  • @Zarala2010
    @Zarala2010 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That music still kicks me in the baseballs every time. I still can't get over ME's awesomeness! T.T

  • @Rotarrin
    @Rotarrin 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good battle. Great music! I'll admit, however, that I kept hearing "With a Little Help From My Friends" (Joe Cocker version) playing in my head while I was watching this. :P

  • @joshuahill6994
    @joshuahill6994 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mass effect: lets rally several species to free earth
    Stellaris: Hold my beer

  • @michelcote2211
    @michelcote2211 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    till this day i love it, but as always the imperium of man will never let a xenos take earth

  • @Diamond-sj5jd
    @Diamond-sj5jd 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of the more amazing factors of Stellaris, in the sense that you can have these massive battles, and it all still runs at a relatively ok FPS.

  • @bjorndevlieger8565
    @bjorndevlieger8565 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Moral of the story never piss off a Fallen Empire when your not ready xD

  • @Genesy91
    @Genesy91 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    allied with all galaxy? how?

    • @Kastow
      @Kastow  8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You get into an alliance with someone and then keep declaring wars to everybody for the sake of making them your vassals. All of the allied fleets will follow you during the war, causing you to snowball.

    • @DeathSoulDante
      @DeathSoulDante 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      didnt help me against the unbidden... i had 5 50k fleets... and half of the galaxy as allies (around 12 other nations) even though i was the biggest with the greates fleet at all.. we just got anhilated... we managed to destroy one fleet... of 90k... they had over 6 of them...

    • @jamesramon2057
      @jamesramon2057 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      i find the best way to defeat the unbidden (and the other two) was to have all of my fleet power in one place and start slowly pushing them back. also using the same strategy they use with their defensive platforms to hold them off should i have to bring the fleet back to defend my empire. mind you at this point i have very high level tech and 3 fleets of 250+ power

    • @DeathSoulDante
      @DeathSoulDante 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well thats what i did to that time. I put all my fleets in one place... but for that they came up with around double the amount of ships i had (remember 5x50k fleets) and i was only able to safe around 15k of all the fleets together...

    • @Lukus1111
      @Lukus1111 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      with the unbidden you have to have major anti-shield stuff..I defeated them with 1 50k fleet because I just eat their shields. Having a well balanced fleet with all the weapon types helps too.

  • @martinmcfuga842
    @martinmcfuga842 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    How does one piss off a fallen empire so much that just 13 years into the game it declares a rape war on you

  • @HitodamaKyrie
    @HitodamaKyrie 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Three month long space battle on the edge of the Sol System? Neat.

    • @Gothic7876
      @Gothic7876 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's Stellaris, battles aren't quick affairs over and done with quickly, it actually gets the scale of space done pretty well

  • @678_hero3
    @678_hero3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And then.. a second fleet arrived..

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "For the lovely humans!"

  • @vaderyodafett880
    @vaderyodafett880 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love this game man! The most epic shit is always happening!

    • @fatcat5544
      @fatcat5544 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know right?! It's like creating that most badass and epic sci fi universe you always wanted!

    • @vaderyodafett880
      @vaderyodafett880 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Cosmic Overlord Pro tip: Never colonize a level 25 Gaia planet. Without fail, every time I have done so a previously unknown Fallen empire pops up out of nowhere, says it's their holy site, and then goes on a holy crusade to destroy me. Much like the Covenant from Halo.

    • @fatcat5544
      @fatcat5544 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      VaderYodaFett Yeah, I'll make sure not to mess with their sites XD

    • @vaderyodafett880
      @vaderyodafett880 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      James Kessler When the game came out that wasn't the case. It was a nice addition though. Not sure which update did that.

    • @Gothic7876
      @Gothic7876 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      And more shit is coming with 1.5 and the Utopia DLC

  • @feedthecreature
    @feedthecreature 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just last night I got pissed off at being told I couldn't continue research into AI theory, so I busted out the console commands and declared war on the entire galaxy at once... Early game...
    Three massive fleets totaling 80 fully upgraded battleships did a suicide rush into enemy territory and spent 30 minutes fighting for their lives. Got the whole thing recorded, it was epic.

  • @aurex8937
    @aurex8937 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Perfect choice of music, a pity you have no Shepard there.

  • @jome2284
    @jome2284 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wish you showed the casualty report after the battle. It would have shown how devastating the fight was.

    • @Forgenshoot
      @Forgenshoot 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      How do you get this to occur? I always end up building up massive fleets and enemy empires, despite having like 1/4 the galaxy under their control, never even try to build up.

  • @Damo2690
    @Damo2690 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    what a pathetic fallen empire, they normaly have 250k

    • @Gothic7876
      @Gothic7876 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They probably have more somewhere, or the fleets they had were destroyed leaving that as the lone fleet assets left. Presumably this isn't an Awoken Empire either, so no more reinforcements...

    • @cinquine1
      @cinquine1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is an ancient video (Stellaris version 1.0 I believe). Awakened empires didn't exist, and in general AI fleet power was way less. Also his fleet power was pretty small, so I'd wager this wasn't the first engagement with the fallen empire.

  • @BlackH4d3z
    @BlackH4d3z 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome music choice !!

  • @AdamNezveda
    @AdamNezveda 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Here you can see why we need multithreading in Stellaris. So it doesn't lag like shite with just 50k strong fleet battle.

  • @serdarcs3373
    @serdarcs3373 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Battle of earth but every time a ship gets engaged in combat the fps drops by 1%

  • @JonathanToolonie
    @JonathanToolonie 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    FOR MOTHER EARTH COMRADES!

  • @commandershepard5815
    @commandershepard5815 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    +Rep for Mass Effect music

  • @alienlife7754
    @alienlife7754 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have started this game five times. Either I run into a fallen Empire which immediately attacks or I somehow piss off a neighbor that is more advanced than me and get attacked. Very frustrating when I can’t do anything.

  • @TheEventHorizon909
    @TheEventHorizon909 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mass effect 3 ending battle but at 1 fps and in Stellaris

  • @williambrennan104
    @williambrennan104 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Quantity has a quality all its own...

  • @aldoguloy9030
    @aldoguloy9030 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    epic battle and its almost like halo battle for earth to me

  • @iycephoenixx4249
    @iycephoenixx4249 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Epic, just epic!

    • @TheRdamterror
      @TheRdamterror 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      try that
      th-cam.com/video/9gXQ7lmcjyQ/w-d-xo.html

  • @TheWolfwiththeDragon
    @TheWolfwiththeDragon 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like the editing :)

  • @endlessthunder6161
    @endlessthunder6161 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    funny.. the fallen likes me so much that they asked me to send them some humans so incase if a mass extinction occurs the human race will be kept safe xD

  • @martinmatejbenda7044
    @martinmatejbenda7044 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol, I declared war on unbidden with my 80K fleet and raided theyr tiny 67K fleet ... I had 45 Yamatto class battleships (kinetic battery) and 20 Moscow class Battleships (carriers, 1x fighter 2xbomber)... and then some plebs like cruisers, destroyers ... totaly anhilated them with minimal losses on ships ...

    • @martinmatejbenda7044
      @martinmatejbenda7044 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I made mistake I forgot that Unbidden are not fallen empire :) ... I was talking about fallen empire which has closed borders and hate if you colonize holy worlds ... they were pain in ass as they blocked one side of my empire with theyr closed borders ...

    • @martinmatejbenda7044
      @martinmatejbenda7044 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      They were friendly ... but they stood in my way! I played agresive style as I was constantly in war ... not against one federation ... I alone won against 6 empires and then I went into another war against other 6 empires etc. ... maybe it is because I had 120K fleet power when they ran around with 5-10K fleet power ...

  • @roadraider6266
    @roadraider6266 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Meanwhile at 2313 in my playthrough: The War in Heaven started and I was elected to lead the Fed of Independence but my 138k are no match for the Spiritualists 430k... :D

  • @wx7742
    @wx7742 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Made me think of mass effect 3

  • @Felipe-ly6zy
    @Felipe-ly6zy 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    tão bom que vou chamar de rockabilly

  • @ikglsamte_2056
    @ikglsamte_2056 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I pissed off everyone and they all attacked me and i barely won

  • @sheevpalpatine-grayson2456
    @sheevpalpatine-grayson2456 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    EARTH EARTH EARTH!!!

  • @tomaswilson4834
    @tomaswilson4834 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    How do u piss a falled empire off that much in 113 years

  • @gusy1902
    @gusy1902 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    real ending of mass effect 100% real no fake

  • @diehard7502
    @diehard7502 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    the lag is real

  • @alinvornicu7734
    @alinvornicu7734 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ermittlers on fe ships would be ... hahahahah ez kill

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hmm the music sounds awfully MEcty.

  • @johnconstantine187
    @johnconstantine187 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lol.... 113 years in and such a measly amount... Work on that. Like the video tho. XP

    • @Gothic7876
      @Gothic7876 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      His fleet probably got its arse kicked by the Fallen Empire at first.

    • @Rubychoco99
      @Rubychoco99 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Constantine probably because he using a shitty computer that runs at a few fps at normal speed lmao

  • @ruiptaurus33
    @ruiptaurus33 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    gonna play mass effect 3 again !!!!

  • @SkyBoxGaming
    @SkyBoxGaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    you think thats bad... I have mods installed... i got hit by a 78k fleet... this was one of ten fleets they had and it wasnt their main fleet.. their main fleet was 200k this was about 2243

    • @desertdude8274
      @desertdude8274 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Apexion I built a fleet nearly at 650k.

  • @gamerszone9607
    @gamerszone9607 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    it lagsin my pc it is ok, how old is yours?

  • @oldriver9752
    @oldriver9752 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just wanna ask how to give order to your allies?

    • @Dakarai_Knight
      @Dakarai_Knight 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ol' Driver u can't they kinda just show up and follow u

  • @the_jingo
    @the_jingo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That’s really suck fallen empire mine got 100k fleet

  • @Trve_Kvlt
    @Trve_Kvlt 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is this what happens when you play Stellaris with an Intel Atom?

  • @bloodmagiclord8253
    @bloodmagiclord8253 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jesus the fps

  • @Али-я7л
    @Али-я7л 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Halflife 3 confirmed

    • @prestonjones1653
      @prestonjones1653 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dali They say every time that joke is made, it gets delayed another three months.

  • @nevernormal5811
    @nevernormal5811 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Teach me how you got 29k views at 1 fps?

  • @failatief3619
    @failatief3619 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    song?

  • @delta2372
    @delta2372 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    seriously man no music from halo? they were the ones that started the whole battle for earth thing well asides xcom I like ME as much as the next guy but yeah...,.

    • @sashaaurora8983
      @sashaaurora8983 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think Mass Effect works a little bit better for this. Still love halo music.

    • @saslykasLT
      @saslykasLT 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      No reapers here, so probably no.

    • @jeremybk54
      @jeremybk54 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      i agree that halo music would b awesome to use, but in this situation the mass effect music fits the requirements a lot more then halo does.

    • @delta2372
      @delta2372 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeremy Kaston I disagree to me Halo music suits more for giant battles than Mass Effect does dont get me wrong Mass Effect has a good soundtract but it just doesnt have ay music suited for mass warfare asides from 1 song the tip of the spear song from reach along with allot of others fit better in my opinion granted though I am more Halo baised when it comes to these two since ive been playing Halo longer than Mass Effect

    • @jeremybk54
      @jeremybk54 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      mass effect works better because it is an ancient race that have conquered/blockaded earth in numbers that r unbelievable. and they r stopped by fleets from all other races attacking them in the one system

  • @tomeco832
    @tomeco832 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Using brilliant Mass Effect music is this kind of game ... profanation: /

  • @Felipe-ly6zy
    @Felipe-ly6zy 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    trump

  • @223Warlord
    @223Warlord 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    omg, so laggy, get a better pc