Tbh this trial makes me slightly sad I dropped out law and never became a judge like I wanted since childhood. This seems so fun 😂 Try not to laugh impossible difficulty!
One of the best parts of this is that Amber's chosen psychologist couldn't defend Amber without "refreshing her memory" by looking at notes she took up to the witness stand, but she testified with minimal to no hesitation that Johnny had sustained abuse without looking at anything. It just goes to show how probable it was that the alleged notes were scripted rather than real observations.
Ive always said this, JD's humor has always part of his charm, even the little things like this he does breaks the ice between him and whoever he talks to and warms up people to like him and vice versa cause he kinda keeps to himself, its just how the man is, thats true JD right there. Also just wanted to put this in cause I know what some people are thinking out there, that its an act to hide his true self but honestly if it is an act to draw people in then hes been a very consistant actor for years now, just saying no human on this earth is that consistant if he was lying and wasnt truthful, just food for thought here. ;)
One thing that annoys me about Amber Heards female lawyer is that, everytime Depps lawyer objects - Her lawyer has something to add to it as if shes the judge 😂
I love how she just gives it all way. Tramatic experience is burned into your memory. Saying things like "uh, uhm" and just typical none answering is pychology 101 telling you that they are stalling.
The fact she basically began her testimony by saying she's being sued "For an op-ed I wrote" is crazy, she literally just admitted to writing the thing, something her own lawyers have been trying to claim otherwise the entire time.
some of you people are so stupid, I'm glad you are pro Depp but jesus, please pay attention before spewing lies. that's what you are ridiculing Amber Turd for yet you're doing similar things.
@@arecaceae Plus, "I don't agree" is not an argument/reason to overrule the objection. It's a useless statement. And "point to where it's not part" of the disclosure is ridiculous lol I should have been a lawyer.
The best thing about that... She actually didn't write it! Her narcissism killed the one shred of truth she had on her side. I think Shakespear will rise from the grave to pen one more play about this trial!
I love how Heards chosen psychologist could not remember a single thing she said or read or determined without looking at her notes, but Johnnys chosen psychologist knew most things because she is an unbiased, talented professional and wasn’t READING FROM A MADE-UP SCRIPT. There’s no way if any of that was legit that Ambers chosen psychologist couldn’t have remembered any information, even her own diagnoses??
She remembered 20 minutes worth of her credentials, you should view the beginning of the testimony when they were establishing her “credibility” and kept asking about her education and past research. She was able to remember all of that perfectly.
see MR GUY PERSON, she didn't hit him.. she swinged her arm at max velocity and Johnny stopped her hand with his body part making him inherently responsible for the damage
I love how Amber's testimony doesn't even feel like a testimony, but a clear reading of a book passage or something. She tries to emphasize the fake drama that went on by adding things like her internal dialogue, or random other details that wouldn't be pointed out under normal circumstances in a court of law, such as the fact that "she hadn't realiser how dirty the carpet was up until this point". It really feels like I'm listening to an audio book more than a witness testimony.
It's common for victims of violence to hyper focus on meaningless details about their surroundings, so while i don't believe anything coming out of Amber's mouth, she probably googled that part and decided to add it to her script
I don’t know if the judge gets enough credit for remaining calm an unbiased throughout this entire circus. She’s the only one who actually HAS to remain unbiased & fair , which I mean, Amber heard’s team is making INCREASINGLY difficult 😂😂 I’m pretty sure that lawyers who represent accused murderers in high profile cases have gotten less hate from the general public .
I think the judge got a lot of her credit for her calm attitude throughout this trial, especially because there are people who know the truth who would get angry after scamber turd spurted her first lie in court. She is pure evil through and through and I don't know about everyone else but I have huge respect for the judge along with Johnny's legal team ❤
This trial has been one of the most entertaining things I have seen in the mainstream media in a LONG time. The circumstances may be unfortunate, but I hope people will remember this trial.
*What i saw* - Amber's "sad face" *what I turd- i mean, heard* - "i CaNt BeLiEvE hOw DiRtY tHe CaNt HiT a WoMaN oR mAn CaRpEt I nEeD tO dO wAs!" what I related to by the end of this: *crowd booing as Amber goes in and out of court room* xD i can not BEELIEVE this bafoonery
Wow the difference between Johnny's psychologist and Amber's 'psychologist' really highlights the difference in sides of this case. Johnny's psychologist was so professional and sure of the FACTS, unlike Amber's who couldn't even remember the fake script she had right in front of her face. It's sickening that Johnny has to go through this in order to clear his name 💔 Amber should face prison for what she's lied about, I hope Johnny recovers in time 🙏🏻
You beat me to it. Honestly it would’ve been so funny if like, an echo of that recording just started playing in the courtroom at that exact moment hahaha
@Vololdenko I'd like to elaborate on the definition of punching by saying that it's more associated with striking someone with a closed fist. It's kind of like the "hand striking" you mention, just specifically with a fist. Hitting, like the other person mentioned, is the same level of violence but more broad. So, hitting could mean punching, slapping, or striking with a tool. That being said, as a native English speaker that's what makes the phrase, "I didn't punch you; I hit you," sound funny to me. They mean almost the same thing.
1:35. I swear I just chuckled hard in my belly. Seriously, I've never seen a team of lawyers so confident in their case. Johnny Depp hired the right people and they are rock stars.
Best part about this whole thing, is that “expert” giving her testimony, was found to have never met Johnny Depp and her entire report was biased. How she is allowed to carry on her profession is beyond me
Toxic femininity. "Believe all women". People have just believed her because of the subject matter she deals with. This exposes that and puches a hole right through it. This psychologist is full of shit, sexist, and clearly biased. I think one of the biggest things we can take away from this is to NOT BELIEVE all women. Find the facts, then follow the facts. No more of this woke "oh all women always tell the truth" bullshit, because it's clearly bullshit. -false rape claim victim
Amber showed that she's a C rate actor even when there's a lot at stake. Even if John gets NO money he accomplished what he needed. Cleared his name and everyone loves him.
"I know it sounds weird, but he had a jar of... cocaine. It was in the kitchen counter right next to another jar full of flour. For some reason it was labelled 'sugar.'"
Priceless. Wonder if she made him lots of coffee lol..i wouldnt be surprised if she dixnt slip something in his food and drink, she.s evil enough. He looked traumatised while married to her, look at clips of him on tv at that time, you can tell something is seriously wrong there..
JD attorney: You can't testify that Johnny Depp was not an abuse victim can you? AH witness: On the contrary, I can testify that Johnny Depp was an abuse victim. JD attorney: Oh ok. I'll take that.
I see people keep saying this. The question was regarding abuse, not abuse from a specific person. The testimony doesn't necessarily incriminate Amber.
Yeah, but that debate where everyone agreed on the subject, so the teacher just split everyone evenly. And now the other sides just scrambling cause they got nothin.
Absolutely, that therapist does NOT look like a nice person! If you are a lot younger than me, you probably won't remember Nurse Ratched from the movie "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest", that is who she reminds me of!!
Chew really tries to make Depp smile thru all this chaos, thanks much man. But Amber and her lawyers are giving him a good enough time in court. Johnny we support you
If you pause exactly at 4:35, this frame is the perfect representation of this whole case: Ben Chew looking confused af, Johnny laughing at the absurdity, Camille Vasquez facepalming, and Rebecca MacDowell Lecaroz covering her mouth in disbelief of what is happening....
It’s so funny seeing Amber and her team have to reach for so many things because they have no actual proof. The Jar, the Muffins, and now a “dirty carpet.” Can’t wait until next time where she brings up a smudged window which must mean he round houses her daily. Such a joke
Go watch the behavioral arts channel and it proves her story doesn't work lol. Law and lumber too theres actually a knife on the bed of the photo she took, it debunks her story of his book cracking the wood!
Yeah, you can really see that she's not teling he truth. Her acting is terrible. When she talks about Johnny 'abusing' her, she just talks so loudly and shakes her head violently and uses this weird voice that actors use in films while acting sad and broken. Like you can clearly see and hear that she's acting and not talking like a normal person in real life would. On the other hand, Johnny always seems natural and honest while talking.
Wait a minute, she said "My ex-husband is suing me for an op-ed that I wrote" Wasn't a big part of her...attempted at a defense...that there was no proof she wrote it and then she just out and said it?
@Cipheiz I wonder if that would also imply perjury if she or her council ever specifically said that she did not write the article (as opposed to implying it throughout their defense without explicitly saying it)
I'd really like to take a moment to thank Andrew for making all these hilarious clips. For someone like me who is interested in the case but can't watch it constantly, Andrew is doing great work and I'm sincerely grateful Keep the good work dude
Thing is, You probably get only a very one sided point of view on the trial, because most of what amber describes is cut , which leaves you only rooting for one side of the case instead of hearing both sides of the tale and making up your own opinion on the case
She's probably thinking day and night "why tf didn't we hire this gorgeous, highly educated and experienced doctor, that can actually remember what she was doing and handles taking the stand (and even cross) like a champ, named Dr. Curry". Must be frustrating as a legal team to see the others expert witness actually being useful...
The trial somehow keeps degrading in terms of functionality to the point where we don't know what to expect. At the same time, it makes Depp look even better that he can embrace this chaos. Simply amazing.
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I actually felt bad for Turd's lawyer. Despite how it appears at this trial, she's actually an accomplished lawyer. Her downfall was believing everything Turd said then finding out in trial how it was all a lie. Had she known the truth up front, I doubt she would have touched this case.
She demonstrated poor judgement in taking such a weak case, and having so little to use for defense, requiring hurting her reputation. I wouldn't doubt she actually is competent, but not much you can do when you have nothing to work with.
She knew I am telling you for sure !! She was with turd in the UK trial hanging around with her , and the truth about tha .99 cents Lawyer is coming out too , she is a corrupted lawyer , she is been using all her Expert witnesses like this Woman , Dr Spigel , the Surgeon Expert , the forensic for the pictures all those have worked for Elaine for Years !! 👿💩 Just look at her behavior!!
@@wyskass861apparently she’s a trial lawyer while here she was made lead counsil which are apparently quite different. I’ve also heard that Elaine actually made her own legal group that has little to no qualifications, and has been gritting like this for years. Haven’t researched it myself but I’ve seen more than one person bring up either side.
They make being a witness seem so tense and hyper in movies and tv shows but in real life it seems like the most annoying thing cause u cant say a sentence without be objected
You never watched a Law & Order series or spin-off (SVU) then because that's exactly what happens every single time.. i mean it's not a constant objection but the opponents lawyer always interrupts the answers as soon as the sentence will start turning from useful for him to useful for the other
Saul Goodman would win, Amber or not. And the show would still be good. Maybe even better. I think they should consider an episode or a mini series with a similar trial for Better Call Saul.
Most people after getting domestically abused: Wow, that hurt. I am terrified and scared. Amber Heard after getting “hit”: Wow, this carpet needs a good scrubbing. How did we let it get so dirty?
Amber Heard remembers pirates of the Caribbean very differently than I do: “I got a jar of cocaine, I got a jar of cocaine, and guess what’s inside it?”
4:37 look how happily she walks past Johnny here like she doesn’t have a care in the world and compare it to the clip of her being soooooo scared of nearly walking by him later on
Amber "it sounds weird, but there was this jar, of dirt" Legend says it contains her still beating heart. A heart she carved out to stop herself ever feeling emotions or acting well again. Now she has to ferry her stupidity and rage for all eternity.
@@NeonCherryBlossum shipping is just a shorthand for "they should be in a relationship" it's a play on "ship" from relationship. When you ship someone it's just a way of saying that you expect or want those two to be a couple
"My dog stepped on a bee!!" , Amber's attorney : " describe to the jury how the bee felt being humiliated and degraded like that, and how does this if in anyway relate to how Johnny treated you, do you feel like you're the bee, the dog or the turd on the bed"
@@burgertime4994 Yeah I ain't English I realized later it was "Swung" but the pronunciation is "swong", didn't edit it cuz I got the heart thing and it gets removed if I edit the comment
Every single day Johnny humorously greets the Court TV cameraman as he enters…what a guy💕💕 He’s so easy to love. She had the best thing in the world and she ruined it with her disgusting personality. He deserves the best.
I seriously doubt that an actor of Johnny Depp's caliber would keep a "filthy carpet". Johnny has many people that come in to clean his homes, amongst other duties. That statement about his carpet being dirty is a huge obvious lie. Try again, Amber!!!
She’s trying to sell her narrative by adding tons of useless details,people who are trying to deceive usually do this to convince people they’re telling the truth,obviously if she remembers these details it must have happened,right? Plus she said she felt embarassed she would have hit her in front of all these people. If he did hit her hard enough to topple her over on the floor,her fight or flight instinct should have kicked in and her brain would have had a single thing going through it,”BE SAFE”,not “ oh my god he hit me in front of all these people,so embarrassing”
She's been ousted as literally copying some quotes from movies and novels verbatim like its a script. I wouldn't be surprised if that was one because SHE IS REHEARSING LINES OF A DOMESTOC ABUSE VICTIM its honestly crazy.
Never mind the carpet but when she said he SA her with a broken bottle the first thing I thought was why the hell didn't she go to the hospital if that really happened. She is such a liar
@@deathkorpswatchmaster2414 also she’s a really bad actress if that’s her rendition of a stressed out,traumatized person reliving those moments. She’s using her mouth muscles to mimic sadness,therefore tensing her face,while in sadness it’s the face muscles that relax and make the corners of the mouth droop down. The way she’s doing it gives away the fact that she’s faking this emotion. Also her breathing and pacing while telling these supposed abuse stories is all wrong for someone who actually lived through it. Usually people who recount abuse stories tend to blurt them out as fast as possible and In a lower tone cause they don’t want to go back to that place in their head,while she’s taking her time and almost shouting those,with a very deep breath before each sentence,while the correct breathing pattern for someone with the emotions she’s trying to convey is a shaky,fast one.
I love how Amber has such an ego that even when she is making up all these lies she has to make sure to portray herself as a young and innocent, brave, heroic, caring, and super talented woman just trying to defend her sister and Johnnys kids from Johnny.
Her acting skills are beyond our scope of understanding, all the faces, all the umms, all the ''perfect'' recollection... Stunning performance, literally
keep 'em coming Andrew! for those of us who work long hours and can't keep up with the whole case these compilations are great to watch on a smoke break.
Had seen lot of mainstream media, and very little of them to even explicitly said depp is innocent, most of them either highlighted how amber is "hUrT" or both of them is in fault (if amber is guilty, depp must go down too)
That last clip of the psychologist saying Johnny had been abused as well is one hell of a boom on this case. Just like the Rittenhouse trial where the guy openly said he was only shot after lifting his own gun 😂
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Nice and funny video thank you ❤️😊
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“I mean I don’t agree”
“I know you don’t.” THIS JUDGE 😂
Judge wishes she could say “well no shit, you dont agree”
Tbh this trial makes me slightly sad I dropped out law and never became a judge like I wanted since childhood.
This seems so fun 😂
Try not to laugh impossible difficulty!
I love the judge
@@MG-lb4ki she essentially said a modified version 😂
@@ladysarcasm6226 think this lady makes all of us want to be a judge 😂
One of the best parts of this is that Amber's chosen psychologist couldn't defend Amber without "refreshing her memory" by looking at notes she took up to the witness stand, but she testified with minimal to no hesitation that Johnny had sustained abuse without looking at anything. It just goes to show how probable it was that the alleged notes were scripted rather than real observations.
Dr curry is smarter
obviously because Amber's story keeps changing
@Manar Amr objection relevance
@@hybr1dmeteor objection sustained
@@captian_m_3479 next question
Depp's lawyer: "Objection Hersay"
Heard's lawyer: "I mean I don't agree"
The Judge: "I know you don't"
@Bella Objection. Relevance.
@@Soap0 hahahahaha
The judge: “point to where you say it’s not?” Lmfaoo the judge was even confused
Hilarious
Love that he keeps acknowledging the person behind the camera after he exits the car
"You again"
"I've seen you before somewhere"
He's hilarious
I love how Johnny keeps recognizing the cameraman filming him going in and out of the building lol. It’s a nice little mini narrative.
Shows how good JDs memory is if anything lol, even poked fun at the cameraman filming
"Have I seen you before somewhere?.."
@today was a good day I recognize this guy too! What a trooper, showing his enthusiasm every comment section of the JDAT saga
Ive always said this, JD's humor has always part of his charm, even the little things like this he does breaks the ice between him and whoever he talks to and warms up people to like him and vice versa cause he kinda keeps to himself, its just how the man is, thats true JD right there.
Also just wanted to put this in cause I know what some people are thinking out there, that its an act to hide his true self but honestly if it is an act to draw people in then hes been a very consistant actor for years now, just saying no human on this earth is that consistant if he was lying and wasnt truthful, just food for thought here. ;)
@today was a good day im sitting here in class eating my doritos confused out of my damn mind as to what i just watched
One thing that annoys me about Amber Heards female lawyer is that, everytime Depps lawyer objects - Her lawyer has something to add to it as if shes the judge 😂
Objection hearsay
* chair squeak *
It is so annoying, but allowed. You are allowed to justify why the objection should be overruled.
Lmao Objections are allowed You don’t just say Objection because you feel like it
@@solmartel360 its not that. It's the lawyer adding on after the judge ruled.
You got your way, now stfu.
"what is your occupation?"
"I'm an actor..."
"OBJECTION, LACK OF FOUNDATION!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol I literally said OBJECTION, HEARSAY at that part
Objection hearsay
Forget Hearsay, lack of talent lack of movies, speculation & no foundation 😂😂😂
I love how she just gives it all way. Tramatic experience is burned into your memory. Saying things like "uh, uhm" and just typical none answering is pychology 101 telling you that they are stalling.
The fact she basically began her testimony by saying she's being sued "For an op-ed I wrote" is crazy, she literally just admitted to writing the thing, something her own lawyers have been trying to claim otherwise the entire time.
They’ve been claiming she didn’t write the title, she just wrote the article. Major difference.
Hell yeah. You're right
I think they'll try to claim it a slip of the tongue, rather than an admition of guilt.
some of you people are so stupid, I'm glad you are pro Depp but jesus, please pay attention before spewing lies. that's what you are ridiculing Amber Turd for yet you're doing similar things.
@@jobsucks how did you type in that font??
Karen: “i.. I. I don’t agree”
Judge: “I know you don’t”
You can just tell the judge is so done with her questioning everything
So tired of Amber Turd's Lies!
i don't think questioning is bad, but the problem is that she doesn't make sense and acts totally unprofessional in my opinion
@@arecaceae Plus, "I don't agree" is not an argument/reason to overrule the objection. It's a useless statement. And "point to where it's not part" of the disclosure is ridiculous lol I should have been a lawyer.
@Bella objection relevance
@@hybr1dmeteor objection sustained
Johnny trying not to laugh at the therapist or psychologist asking if she can read her notes was on point. That is this case in a nutshell.
I gotta jar of bloooow'
Ten second memories
Also the therapist talks in third person not having talked to Depp at all oh that was funny
@today was a good day whats here
@@EjayT06 clickbait..... so ignore it
3:09 "I don't agree"
Judge: *holding in her laughter* "I know you don't."
I love how her lawyers were trying to prove that she didn’t write the op-Ed but within seconds of being on the stand she stated that she wrote it
The best thing about that... She actually didn't write it! Her narcissism killed the one shred of truth she had on her side. I think Shakespear will rise from the grave to pen one more play about this trial!
Narcissist. 🤷🏻♀️
@Bella yes, because cake is what people are waiting for.........
Na, she posted this on instagram too weeks ago and said she wrote it.
@@joshuamns1 Just report for spam
“You can not hit someone!”
“Dude I only hit you, I did not punch you!”
This girl contradicting herself constantly 💀
welcome to the delusional mind of a nutty
@Bella objection relevance
@@София-р4о3тobjection hearsay
I love how Heards chosen psychologist could not remember a single thing she said or read or determined without looking at her notes, but Johnnys chosen psychologist knew most things because she is an unbiased, talented professional and wasn’t READING FROM A MADE-UP SCRIPT. There’s no way if any of that was legit that Ambers chosen psychologist couldn’t have remembered any information, even her own diagnoses??
didnt need her notes to testify that johnny was abused though
She remembered 20 minutes worth of her credentials, you should view the beginning of the testimony when they were establishing her “credibility” and kept asking about her education and past research. She was able to remember all of that perfectly.
@@Tysia200 yeah i cant understand that too
@@Tysia200 the only thing in common is they are blonde
@@Tysia200 The psychologist Johnny Had testify for him was Dr Shannon Curry, the one with the ponytail and glasses.
She legit just admitted that she wrote the article, when there arguments are saying she didn’t 😂😂
“You can’t hit a woman, you can’t hit a man”
So what about the time she was very clearly saying she HIT Johnny and didn’t punch him. Good one
bUt SHe OnLy HiT hIm sHe DidN't PuNcH HiM
This woman is a joke.
What about the time she was arrested for DA on her wife tho? 🤔
Well it's different, a man can't hit a man or a woman but a woman can do anything, that's fine.
see MR GUY PERSON, she didn't hit him..
she swinged her arm at max velocity and Johnny stopped her hand with his body part making him inherently responsible for the damage
She just backed herself into a wall and won't be able to get out
I love how Amber's testimony doesn't even feel like a testimony, but a clear reading of a book passage or something. She tries to emphasize the fake drama that went on by adding things like her internal dialogue, or random other details that wouldn't be pointed out under normal circumstances in a court of law, such as the fact that "she hadn't realiser how dirty the carpet was up until this point". It really feels like I'm listening to an audio book more than a witness testimony.
omg so true??
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I THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING! the odd detail felt like it was being read straight from a book instead of her actual thoughts
I knew I wasn't the only person who noticed this. I don't wanna be back in class
It's common for victims of violence to hyper focus on meaningless details about their surroundings, so while i don't believe anything coming out of Amber's mouth, she probably googled that part and decided to add it to her script
"I've never seen an adult man cry" well everyone cries sometimes but I've never seen the circus go into a court room.
Her job every day is to see the full gamut of human emotion. Dumb lies like that shred her credibility
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@GenoFast yeah, and did she never see any male actors cry as like practice?
🤣🤣🤣😂😂👏👏👏
yeah well, I haven’t seen any adult women shittin their bed
I don’t know if the judge gets enough credit for remaining calm an unbiased throughout this entire circus. She’s the only one who actually HAS to remain unbiased & fair , which I mean, Amber heard’s team is making INCREASINGLY difficult 😂😂
I’m pretty sure that lawyers who represent accused murderers in high profile cases have gotten less hate from the general public .
I think the judge got a lot of her credit for her calm attitude throughout this trial, especially because there are people who know the truth who would get angry after scamber turd spurted her first lie in court. She is pure evil through and through and I don't know about everyone else but I have huge respect for the judge along with Johnny's legal team ❤
She actually almost slipped up with the "you can't hit a woman" so she backtracked it with a "you can't hit a man, you can't hit anyone"
She's lacking!
She did not hit him, she only punched him
She has both men and women and blame a dog
SO TRUE
Indeed, YOU cannot hit anybody, but I can. - Amber Heard 2022.
She’s destroying her career by every single new day in that court. We all love it though 😂
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This trial has been one of the most entertaining things I have seen in the mainstream media in a LONG time. The circumstances may be unfortunate, but I hope people will remember this trial.
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Sad but true. 😅🥲
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It'll be in the history books for sure lol.
Personally, as a domestic abuse survivor, it's extremely entertaining to see amber get blown the FUCK out in court
this "psychiologist" was the second worst thing that happened to heard in this trial and her case, right next to audio recordings
Actually I think amber testifying was the worst thing that happened
I can't help but laugh my ass off everytime Amber puts on that sad face
beeker *meeps*
:(
literally :[
*What i saw* - Amber's "sad face"
*what I turd- i mean, heard* - "i CaNt BeLiEvE hOw DiRtY tHe CaNt HiT a WoMaN oR mAn CaRpEt I nEeD tO dO wAs!"
what I related to by the end of this: *crowd booing as Amber goes in and out of court room*
xD i can not BEELIEVE this bafoonery
looks like the new snapchat filter
I love how much Johnny lawyer wasn't expecting her to admit that Johnny was abused. Like he had to sit there for a moment and let it sink in
😂😂😂😂😂
I feel bad for Amber's lawyers they are just tryna do their job and understandably have nuthin to work with
Wow the difference between Johnny's psychologist and Amber's 'psychologist' really highlights the difference in sides of this case. Johnny's psychologist was so professional and sure of the FACTS, unlike Amber's who couldn't even remember the fake script she had right in front of her face. It's sickening that Johnny has to go through this in order to clear his name 💔 Amber should face prison for what she's lied about, I hope Johnny recovers in time 🙏🏻
Psychiatrist* not psychologist
"I've seen you somewhere before, hehe" This is the type of humour everyday people do, Johnny is awesome
Yes! 💜
Hes a sweet kind gentleman
“I have never seen an adult man cry” Yeah almost like you don’t think men can cry
Who think we can't ? The girls ?
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Finally is here
@@theinfiniteass lol what?
@@sweetestaphrodite whats your ?
@@theinfiniteass your mum ?
''You can't hit a woman... you can't hit a man!''
*Cuts to the recording of her saying ''I wasn't punching you, I was hitting you''*
Isnt that a line from American Psycho? 😂😂😂
You beat me to it. Honestly it would’ve been so funny if like, an echo of that recording just started playing in the courtroom at that exact moment hahaha
@Vololdenko punching someone in this case is like a bump on the shoulder. While hitting happends to be with more excessive power.
@Vololdenko I'd like to elaborate on the definition of punching by saying that it's more associated with striking someone with a closed fist. It's kind of like the "hand striking" you mention, just specifically with a fist. Hitting, like the other person mentioned, is the same level of violence but more broad. So, hitting could mean punching, slapping, or striking with a tool. That being said, as a native English speaker that's what makes the phrase, "I didn't punch you; I hit you," sound funny to me. They mean almost the same thing.
@@sophiaredwood5825 haha! I agree lmaoo
1:35. I swear I just chuckled hard in my belly.
Seriously, I've never seen a team of lawyers so confident in their case. Johnny Depp hired the right people and they are rock stars.
Best part about this whole thing, is that “expert” giving her testimony, was found to have never met Johnny Depp and her entire report was biased. How she is allowed to carry on her profession is beyond me
Toxic femininity. "Believe all women". People have just believed her because of the subject matter she deals with. This exposes that and puches a hole right through it. This psychologist is full of shit, sexist, and clearly biased. I think one of the biggest things we can take away from this is to NOT BELIEVE all women. Find the facts, then follow the facts. No more of this woke "oh all women always tell the truth" bullshit, because it's clearly bullshit.
-false rape claim victim
th-cam.com/video/ZnSZzExF58Y/w-d-xo.html It's here finally!😉.
Merika!!!
The land of endless posibilities and failures!
@@okgut2033 fuck ya where’s my truck iv had 15 beers and need to drive! Home of the brave idiots lmfao
So she made her entire conclusion and diagnosis based on hearsay? What a professional!
Amber showed that she's a C rate actor even when there's a lot at stake. Even if John gets NO money he accomplished what he needed. Cleared his name and everyone loves him.
Is F rate a thing because 💀💀
She's at least a D list actor... I mean... have you watched Aquaman?
Yes she does suck! Her body language alone tells me she's a liar & uncomfortable up there on the stand because she's lying
F-
Who is John
love how she walks so comfortable past johnny but at the other clip she acted like she was scared for him
It’s called acting!!! 😂
Then she almost got into johnny's car and she laughed about it.
They should make a track of this she devil's ums, ahs and errs, she will be mocked for eternity after the records release 😂😂😂😂😂😂
When she said "uhm" I could understand how painful it is that even her own mind calls "objection hearsay" for her next word
“My dog stepped on a bee..”
“I was just sitting there on the carpet. Looking at the dirty carpet..”
“I can see my breath on the car window”..😂🤣
when you have to reach the assignments word count so you just add random bs details
Liars always add little details like that to ,are their story’s seam more believable
Absolute waffler
"I was sitting on the edge of the sofa.."
"Wondering HOW did I end up on this dirty carpet and wondering why I hadn't noticed how FILTHY it was before now!" Filth on filth. Yin and yang.
"I know it sounds weird, but he had a jar of... cocaine. It was in the kitchen counter right next to another jar full of flour. For some reason it was labelled 'sugar.'"
Priceless. Wonder if she made him lots of coffee lol..i wouldnt be surprised if she dixnt slip something in his food and drink, she.s evil enough. He looked traumatised while married to her, look at clips of him on tv at that time, you can tell something is seriously wrong there..
Booger sugar
He also had a third jar. it was like, comically large and filled with brown cocane. (Depp chuckles as he brought this jar of dirt to court)
I lighit think that mayber the jar of cocaine could have been the a prob from the pirate movie the jar of dirt
JD attorney: You can't testify that Johnny Depp was not an abuse victim can you?
AH witness: On the contrary, I can testify that Johnny Depp was an abuse victim.
JD attorney: Oh ok. I'll take that.
yeah right? that was hilarious.
Omg that was brilliant
She was committed to telling the truth. Good on her. She might have been a witness for AH but she still stuck to saying what actually happened
I see people keep saying this.
The question was regarding abuse, not abuse from a specific person. The testimony doesn't necessarily incriminate Amber.
@@KyleMcMullan_Musician True. But he was only married to one person at the time was he not?
I think the carpet hurt her more than Johnny "did", especially how dirty it was. Must of caused even more damage to her as it was so dirty
Johnny’s sitting there like: Lady, if I can memorize my lines for an entire movie, you can memorize that 1 crazy woman’s test results! 😆
To be fair it’s not like the movies are all one continuous shot.
Theatre though, like broadway. They have steel traps for brains
It’s not even a court trail anymore, this is a primary school debate
Yeah, but that debate where everyone agreed on the subject, so the teacher just split everyone evenly. And now the other sides just scrambling cause they got nothin.
@@orenashes3961 this actually happened in a high school debate we did😭😭😭
@@farooha.s8411 T_T
I heard someone say “Everyone on Ambers side looks like they’re evil” and I can’t unsee it. Even the psychologist woman looks like a Disney villain
Absolutely, that therapist does NOT look like a nice person! If you are a lot younger than me, you probably won't remember Nurse Ratched from the movie "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest", that is who she reminds me of!!
@Bella Objection. Relevance.
Was it one of her lawyers named Mr. Rottenborn or something like that?
OMFG this comment is so gold, so underrated XD
Best comment imo
She looks more like a mean substitute teacher than a psychologist.
Chew really tries to make Depp smile thru all this chaos, thanks much man. But Amber and her lawyers are giving him a good enough time in court. Johnny we support you
I almost choked on my drink when it got to the "uhm" edits 😂
Haha she says it a lot more than what I used xD
I skipped it 😑 that shit was giving me brain damage 🤣
@@striderx2498 😂😂😂
Someone sifted through that pile of 💩 testimony to find all the uhms
Me too 🤣🤣🤣 her brain is dead
If you pause exactly at 4:35, this frame is the perfect representation of this whole case: Ben Chew looking confused af, Johnny laughing at the absurdity, Camille Vasquez facepalming, and Rebecca MacDowell Lecaroz covering her mouth in disbelief of what is happening....
Too true babes, too true.
That was funny 😌👍
😂😂
🤣😆😁😂😅😄
Okay this is pretty damn funny 😂
It’s so funny seeing Amber and her team have to reach for so many things because they have no actual proof. The Jar, the Muffins, and now a “dirty carpet.” Can’t wait until next time where she brings up a smudged window which must mean he round houses her daily. Such a joke
Weird all their things are dirty when they have cleaners every single day come in and clean the place. Maybe she dropped a deuce after they left.
I bet this carpet thought the same thing about hausing this big pile of Trud.
@@Proserpinata Nahhh that's what she uses to wipe her butt with after deucing on the bed.\
The megapint of wine lol
The bee her dog stepped on
Loved the little line next to Camille when she leaned close to Johnny saying “Everyone wants us to be together”. Killed me😂😂😂
if I had a dollar for every time amber said “uhm” I’d probably have a new lamborghini💀
Dude, imagine making a drinking game out of it. Even Jack Sparrow would get worried...
A *New* Lamborghini? You be ballin
@@marcel1416 Doctors would pay to study my liver after I died from That drinking game.
@@jordanhorst6 I don't know if that's good or bad 🤣
A new Amberghini?
At this point, it is not Johnny being hilarious. It is becoming Amber and her legal team being ridiculous. 🤦♂️
Go watch the behavioral arts channel and it proves her story doesn't work lol. Law and lumber too theres actually a knife on the bed of the photo she took, it debunks her story of his book cracking the wood!
@Fury What is? WHAT THE FU K IS HERE?!
I... don't agree with that, your honor
Her body language when she talks is so funny cause she looks away so much. Almost like she can't face everyone when she can't speak the truth.
Yeah, you can really see that she's not teling he truth. Her acting is terrible. When she talks about Johnny 'abusing' her, she just talks so loudly and shakes her head violently and uses this weird voice that actors use in films while acting sad and broken. Like you can clearly see and hear that she's acting and not talking like a normal person in real life would. On the other hand, Johnny always seems natural and honest while talking.
sʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ. ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪɴ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴠɪᴇᴡ. ɪᴛ's ᴛʜᴀᴛ "ʀᴏʏᴀʟᴛʏ" ᴍᴇɴᴛᴀʟɪᴛʏ. ʟɪᴋᴇ sʜᴇ ғᴇᴇʟs sʜᴇ's ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ʜᴇʀ ᴀᴜᴅɪᴇɴᴄᴇ.
ɪ ᴘᴜʀᴘᴏsᴇʟʏ ᴜsᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴅ "ᴀᴜᴅɪᴇɴᴄᴇ" ʙᴄᴜᴢ ɪᴛ sᴇᴇᴍs ʟɪᴋᴇ sʜᴇ's ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴀɴ ᴀᴄᴛ ᴏғ sᴜᴘᴇʀɪᴏʀɪᴛʏ
@@MissMadCherry a good actor knows the importance of subtlety. No wonder she isn’t more successful.
Amber's story was so good even Johnny heard it for the first time
Wait a minute, she said "My ex-husband is suing me for an op-ed that I wrote"
Wasn't a big part of her...attempted at a defense...that there was no proof she wrote it and then she just out and said it?
@Cipheiz I wonder if that would also imply perjury if she or her council ever specifically said that she did not write the article (as opposed to implying it throughout their defense without explicitly saying it)
@@kakashi1090 btw the argument was about the title, she admits she wrote it, but the paper made the very big headline that they knew was false.
I'd really like to take a moment to thank Andrew for making all these hilarious clips.
For someone like me who is interested in the case but can't watch it constantly, Andrew is doing great work and I'm sincerely grateful
Keep the good work dude
Thanks for the kind words! ♡
Loving the wii mi parade music too 🤣👍 totally fits, keep up the good work!
@@emerritt7449 ikr it fits so well
@@AndrewPandrew a pleasure indeed, kind man
Thing is, You probably get only a very one sided point of view on the trial, because most of what amber describes is cut , which leaves you only rooting for one side of the case instead of hearing both sides of the tale and making up your own opinion on the case
0:24 Dr. Curry is living rent free in this lawyer's head lmfao
She's probably thinking day and night "why tf didn't we hire this gorgeous, highly educated and experienced doctor, that can actually remember what she was doing and handles taking the stand (and even cross) like a champ, named Dr. Curry".
Must be frustrating as a legal team to see the others expert witness actually being useful...
Muffins and Amica Cream too!
And eating muffins 😋
Dr Curry is living free in my head...
Muffins question is still in my head lmfao
"Everyone wants us to be together
"Everyone wants us go be together"
"I'm just letting you know" 💀💀💀
I wonder what that part means
She is just unbelievable how can anyone just sit there and watch i mean even his bodyguard died laughing in the court
@@ExcitedXenon everyone is shipping Camille and Johnny that is what it means
The trial somehow keeps degrading in terms of functionality to the point where we don't know what to expect. At the same time, it makes Depp look even better that he can embrace this chaos. Simply amazing.
HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest TH-camr ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening plu
Heard: "I am here because my Ex-Husband is suing me for an OP-Ed I wrote."
Johnny's Lawyer Team: "Ladies and gentlemen, we got her!"
I can't wait to see her grilled by JD lawyer 🥳🥳🥳
I actually felt bad for Turd's lawyer. Despite how it appears at this trial, she's actually an accomplished lawyer. Her downfall was believing everything Turd said then finding out in trial how it was all a lie. Had she known the truth up front, I doubt she would have touched this case.
She demonstrated poor judgement in taking such a weak case, and having so little to use for defense, requiring hurting her reputation. I wouldn't doubt she actually is competent, but not much you can do when you have nothing to work with.
She knew I am telling you for sure !! She was with turd in the UK trial hanging around with her , and the truth about tha .99 cents Lawyer is coming out too , she is a corrupted lawyer , she is been using all her Expert witnesses like this Woman , Dr Spigel , the Surgeon Expert , the forensic for the pictures all those have worked for Elaine for Years !! 👿💩 Just look at her behavior!!
@@wyskass861apparently she’s a trial lawyer while here she was made lead counsil which are apparently quite different.
I’ve also heard that Elaine actually made her own legal group that has little to no qualifications, and has been gritting like this for years. Haven’t researched it myself but I’ve seen more than one person bring up either side.
They make being a witness seem so tense and hyper in movies and tv shows but in real life it seems like the most annoying thing cause u cant say a sentence without be objected
They should show this in movies too! Will be interesting. I could watch this as a movie itself
Objection, hearsay
You never watched a Law & Order series or spin-off (SVU) then because that's exactly what happens every single time.. i mean it's not a constant objection but the opponents lawyer always interrupts the answers as soon as the sentence will start turning from useful for him to useful for the other
@@PlayMyLifeOF underrated reply.
Objection Hearsay
I would be genuinely surprised if Amber wins this, These lawyers would make Saul Goodman cringe
I would hire Saul Goodman before I hire Rottenborne
Saul blows them away 😂
Saul Goodman would win, Amber or not. And the show would still be good. Maybe even better. I think they should consider an episode or a mini series with a similar trial for Better Call Saul.
Fr lmao
I think they’re not bad persay. They just don’t have any good evidence so they’re fumbling around lmao
Most people after getting domestically abused: Wow, that hurt. I am terrified and scared.
Amber Heard after getting “hit”: Wow, this carpet needs a good scrubbing. How did we let it get so dirty?
"Am I supposed to be in pain? Oh crap. Yeah. I'm human." "OWWWWWWW HOW DARE YOOOOOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA." ?
It’s the “I know you don’t. I’ll sustain the objection” from the judge for me😂
Amber Heard remembers pirates of the Caribbean very differently than I do:
“I got a jar of cocaine, I got a jar of cocaine, and guess what’s inside it?”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cocaine?
Nice
I mean, it's probably coke?
amber's heart?
I love how AH's expert says, without reading her notes, that she could testify that Johnny HAD been the assaulted
The one thing she did not need to refer to her notes to.
The one thing that she said that is probably true
@@jordank6961 Imagine, Amber pays her $10,000 to go to court and say that *Johnny* was abused. 🤣
4:37 look how happily she walks past Johnny here like she doesn’t have a care in the world and compare it to the clip of her being soooooo scared of nearly walking by him later on
If someone made a clip, contrasting those moments where she doesn't mind passing Depp, and when she suddenly has PTSD from passing him.
@@jonahthrane812 I'm sure someone will. Just a matter of time.
Amber Heard: "You can't hit anyone."
Amber Turd to Johnny Depp: "I didn't punch you, I hit you, are you gonna cry? Grow up, Johnny!"
The "jar of dirt" subtitle made me laugh, I was caught off guard
Edit: "I hope the bee is okay" also got me
th-cam.com/video/ZnSZzExF58Y/w-d-xo.html It's here finally!😉
I missed the bee thing, when was that?
@@Roadent1241 It starts about 8:18
Amber "it sounds weird, but there was this jar, of dirt"
Legend says it contains her still beating heart. A heart she carved out to stop herself ever feeling emotions or acting well again. Now she has to ferry her stupidity and rage for all eternity.
That was the best thing I've heard in 2022 so far. I wish Johnny would smack me with a jar of cocaine :D
Didn’t she say jar of cocaine?
@@Shut_upJessica Well she couldn't tell the difference, we find it best not to correct her ^^
The editing of this is hilarious & truly shows how she’s trying & failing horribly to come up w stories as she goes.
Thanks! ♡
Idk i'm not a big fan of the weird ass shipping going on
@@NeonCherryBlossum shipping is just a shorthand for "they should be in a relationship" it's a play on "ship" from relationship. When you ship someone it's just a way of saying that you expect or want those two to be a couple
Ms. Turd: I struggle to have words-
Judge: clearly...
After Trial:"What is your profession?"
Amber:"I am a former actor"
She did that to herself!
@@theelitepowerwithinyou ik f her
“I am a former c-list actor”
@@MD-supernova yeah, it would be d list but we all know that the thought of her getting some is laughable at best
“SPARTANS, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?”
“AWWWOOOOH AWOOOH AWWWWOOOOH!!!”
"My dog stepped on a bee!!" , Amber's attorney : " describe to the jury how the bee felt being humiliated and degraded like that, and how does this if in anyway relate to how Johnny treated you, do you feel like you're the bee, the dog or the turd on the bed"
Objection your honor, relevance? :D
@@reikenkayzer ...and he was trying to urinate in the foyer, wasn't he?
"You can't hit a woman... Hum you can't hit a man..."
Also Amber Turd: "I just swong at him"
th-cam.com/video/ZnSZzExF58Y/w-d-xo.html It's here finally!😉
SWONG
@@burgertime4994 Yeah I ain't English I realized later it was "Swung" but the pronunciation is "swong", didn't edit it cuz I got the heart thing and it gets removed if I edit the comment
bro the jar of dirt is hilarious
-“Everyone wants us to be together”
-“Thats right”
-“Just letting you know ❤️”
Man,those editing are on top level,respect to Andrew!
Johnny and Camille 🥹🥹
Bruh, who is she and everyone else on Johnnys team? I need to take notes.
Such a solid team!
@Bella
I will create a youtube account with a trojan style virus attached to it.
Than I will click your link. :D
@@orion4624 pls, do it plsss
@@emreturegun1312 for now we report spam.
I didn't know Amber's lawyer was capable of laughing or smiling
That’s because they realize they are screwed and are hysterical😂
I hate amber turd.l.
Because despite her defending a piece of garbage, she's still walking away with a massive cheque
@Liya Club that's already old, find something new lol
Shes not
Every single day Johnny humorously greets the Court TV cameraman as he enters…what a guy💕💕 He’s so easy to love. She had the best thing in the world and she ruined it with her disgusting personality. He deserves the best.
Wow the “uhmm” part was the funniest edit I’ve ever seen in my life thank you for blessing us
I seriously doubt that an actor of Johnny Depp's caliber would keep a "filthy carpet". Johnny has many people that come in to clean his homes, amongst other duties. That statement about his carpet being dirty is a huge obvious lie. Try again, Amber!!!
@Me memememememe me me EXACTLY!!! I totally agree with you, 💯%.
She’s trying to sell her narrative by adding tons of useless details,people who are trying to deceive usually do this to convince people they’re telling the truth,obviously if she remembers these details it must have happened,right? Plus she said she felt embarassed she would have hit her in front of all these people. If he did hit her hard enough to topple her over on the floor,her fight or flight instinct should have kicked in and her brain would have had a single thing going through it,”BE SAFE”,not “ oh my god he hit me in front of all these people,so embarrassing”
She's been ousted as literally copying some quotes from movies and novels verbatim like its a script. I wouldn't be surprised if that was one because
SHE IS REHEARSING LINES OF A DOMESTOC ABUSE VICTIM its honestly crazy.
Never mind the carpet but when she said he SA her with a broken bottle the first thing I thought was why the hell didn't she go to the hospital if that really happened. She is such a liar
@@deathkorpswatchmaster2414 also she’s a really bad actress if that’s her rendition of a stressed out,traumatized person reliving those moments. She’s using her mouth muscles to mimic sadness,therefore tensing her face,while in sadness it’s the face muscles that relax and make the corners of the mouth droop down. The way she’s doing it gives away the fact that she’s faking this emotion.
Also her breathing and pacing while telling these supposed abuse stories is all wrong for someone who actually lived through it. Usually people who recount abuse stories tend to blurt them out as fast as possible and In a lower tone cause they don’t want to go back to that place in their head,while she’s taking her time and almost shouting those,with a very deep breath before each sentence,while the correct breathing pattern for someone with the emotions she’s trying to convey is a shaky,fast one.
I love how Amber has such an ego that even when she is making up all these lies she has to make sure to portray herself as a young and innocent, brave, heroic, caring, and super talented woman just trying to defend her sister and Johnnys kids from Johnny.
In Amber's mind, she's a convincing actress. Unfortunately, for her that is, we don't live in her mind.
the last clip was hilarious the witnesses "psychologist" testifying for Amber is testifying against her😂😂😂
I was confused by her statement as well. 😆
"friendly fire will not be tolerated"
With acting like that, I'm surprised Amber Heard's been able to make herself an acting career outside of the court room.
"Mostly."
I'm sure a few under-the-table favours for directors helped immensely.
Multiple takes lmao
Most actresses in Hollywood are trash at acting. They are VERY good, however, at sleeping with producers and directors.
My god i laugh my ass of when that doctor basically admit jd is the victim
@Lex Xenos you tell that bot!
I love how Johnny is trying his hardest to keep a *straight* face(ik he isn’t but if he didn’t try he’d burst out laughing)
Her acting skills are beyond our scope of understanding, all the faces, all the umms, all the ''perfect'' recollection...
Stunning performance, literally
keep 'em coming Andrew! for those of us who work long hours and can't keep up with the whole case these compilations are great to watch on a smoke break.
Thanks!
*don't smoke*
But I agree
Dude I wish I could "refresh my recollection" like that during exams😂😂😂
Thanku for making this edit it cracked me up so much ..i needed this 🤣🤣😆😆that guy in the end 😭😭🤣🤣why u do doo on his bed 😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂
I like how she admits she wrote the article as soon as she gets up.
Yeah 😂
I think amber is the epitomy of
"how fake do you want this to be-"
"YES."
If Johnny doesn’t win this trial, this is proof that entitlement is real!
In most cases like these, there is no equality as women gets more rights then men
Johnny can win and entitlement will still unfortunately be real
They’re both garbage
Had seen lot of mainstream media, and very little of them to even explicitly said depp is innocent, most of them either highlighted how amber is "hUrT" or both of them is in fault (if amber is guilty, depp must go down too)
@@nokkuneinei6592 wha- how? Like where?
Love how the people cheer and support Johnny when the car came out from the court.
I bet this is the most smiles and laughs he’s had in 10 years!!! Congratulations on the WIN Johnny
Love how many times she says "um" shows how she to think about what she says so she doesn't incriminate herself.😂
That last clip of the psychologist saying Johnny had been abused as well is one hell of a boom on this case. Just like the Rittenhouse trial where the guy openly said he was only shot after lifting his own gun 😂
Oh my God; I Can't!!!!!!
I pressed the 👍before watching this video I already knew it was gonna be a good one . 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This trial has made me a bigger fan of Johnny Deep than ever before