A looooong compilation of my favorites: "I'm just a little bit scabbyyyyyy" "I'm the 99 people in the room who don't believe in you" "IIIIII'm lopsided!" "Hi I'm Trixie Mattel. Trixie Mattel" "I'm the STI clinic that gives you a lot of yelling, Your STIscreaming" "I'm the aviary/underwear store, The Pelican Briefs" "I would sell you my own leg if I could, but I can't" "I have really tiny shoulders" "I'm a nobel pris- pris- piece- price- pulitzer award winning, national book award, oscar worthy, grammy award winning author" "I'm the british lady who hates time, a fucking clock destroyer" "I'm your winter weight" "I'm a little girl with big dreams of poisoning middle America" "I'm... not bad for two kids" "I'm a cloud full of piss in the shape of a girl" "I like to spend some of my free time visiting websites" "I'm the prosthetic dick that Nicole Kiddman whacked with a tenis racket in big little lies" "I'm the presidential candidate that is also an optometrist, Trixie 2020 Mattel" "I don't let my IBS ruin my life, I let it destroy it completely" "I'm a boy scout who is an expert at kissing the limbless" "I just let diabetes destroy my entire family" "I'm a librarian who can't read or write but that doesn't stop me from achieving professional success" "I'm the girl you always knew I was" "I almost threw up, I'm fine" "I'm hot, sticky, and sweet, from my head down to my feet" "I skipped puberty and have no reservations about that" "*yawns* Trixie Mattel" "I've been spending all weekend in a warehouse with some very. large. men" "I'm the 8th day of the week you wish existed, you busy mom" "I got skin like a salisbury steak" "I refuse to accept that my love for rap music is alienating my friends and family"
Christ in a Southern-lady canoe, Katya!! It's too much but also just enough. I love Trixie, and all the personalities you nurture together. A+ Thanks Kelsey, unhhhhh
"and I'm the 99 people who don't believe in you" got me cackling
"Hi I almost threw up, I'm fine" is me everyday
(5:08)
These two biological females single-handedly led a revolution in internet comedy.
tracy as the clock destroyer is still one of my absolute favorites
Clock destroyer gets me every time!
are they ever gonna top “i’m the softcore iraqi porn: stuck between iraq and a hard place”?
Never
I thought “fucking clock destroyer” was on par
@@foccha hard agree, especially knowing what she's referencing!!
They haven't yet although they've come close
No. No they wont😂😂
I’m living for Katya speaking Japanese at 5:50 😆😆😆
“and i like to spend some of my free time visiting websites”
“hi i almost threw up, im fine.” my favorite ones
i can’t deal with “i’m a little bit scabby” i literally screamed
"Hi, I'm the British lady who hates time, a f**king clock destroyer: Trixie Mattel." Will never be topped off.
"And I'm the 99 people who don't believe in you."
mental illness has eroded my brain and ability to enjoy things but somehow this still brings me genuine, unbridled joy.
Hi, IIIIIII'm L O P S I D E D ! Trixie Mattel
“Fucking clock destroyer” will forever be my favourite
“And I am a librarian who can’t read or write but that doesn’t stop me from achieving professional success - Katya”
One of all time favorites! 😆
1:43 that’s all I need
A looooong compilation of my favorites:
"I'm just a little bit scabbyyyyyy"
"I'm the 99 people in the room who don't believe in you"
"IIIIII'm lopsided!"
"Hi I'm Trixie Mattel. Trixie Mattel"
"I'm the STI clinic that gives you a lot of yelling, Your STIscreaming"
"I'm the aviary/underwear store, The Pelican Briefs"
"I would sell you my own leg if I could, but I can't"
"I have really tiny shoulders"
"I'm a nobel pris- pris- piece- price- pulitzer award winning, national book award, oscar worthy, grammy award winning author"
"I'm the british lady who hates time, a fucking clock destroyer"
"I'm your winter weight"
"I'm a little girl with big dreams of poisoning middle America"
"I'm... not bad for two kids"
"I'm a cloud full of piss in the shape of a girl"
"I like to spend some of my free time visiting websites"
"I'm the prosthetic dick that Nicole Kiddman whacked with a tenis racket in big little lies"
"I'm the presidential candidate that is also an optometrist, Trixie 2020 Mattel"
"I don't let my IBS ruin my life, I let it destroy it completely"
"I'm a boy scout who is an expert at kissing the limbless"
"I just let diabetes destroy my entire family"
"I'm a librarian who can't read or write but that doesn't stop me from achieving professional success"
"I'm the girl you always knew I was"
"I almost threw up, I'm fine"
"I'm hot, sticky, and sweet, from my head down to my feet"
"I skipped puberty and have no reservations about that"
"*yawns* Trixie Mattel"
"I've been spending all weekend in a warehouse with some very. large. men"
"I'm the 8th day of the week you wish existed, you busy mom"
"I got skin like a salisbury steak"
"I refuse to accept that my love for rap music is alienating my friends and family"
WAIT WAIT WAIT I NEVER NOTICED AT 2:35 it says "Webster's Dictionary defines a Weird F*cking Chuckle as:" I'M SCREAMING
I'm living for these two....
“but you’re that girl i always knew you were” 4:50
"i'm the british lady who hates time, a fucking clock destroyer" will forever be my favorite
"Hi I'm your winter weight" has me CACKLING
I learnt Japanese at school and Katya's Japanese intro is 99% flawless and the pronunciation is incredible
Omg you gotta do the rest of em
YOU DESERVE MORE FELICIA
Never realized they always use the same music for each opening
trixie’s accent really showed when she said “boy scout” and i
1:18 fucks me up
Katya's outfit in the 100th episode looks so good on her.
Christ in a Southern-lady canoe, Katya!! It's too much but also just enough.
I love Trixie, and all the personalities you nurture together. A+
Thanks Kelsey, unhhhhh
My pleasure 😇
"I'm a cloud full of piss in the shape of a girl.".. bahahha yaaass!
Trixie's face between 2:41 - 2:44 is so me.
You know he is from wisconsin when he says "mayfair mall"
A FUCKING CLOCK DESTROYER GETS ME EVERY SINGLE TIME AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
“Hi , i’m Trixie Mattel, Trixie Mattel” is my favorite
i've been looking for "hi i'mmmmm LLLLOPSIDED!" for so long
I love this
Katya is beautiful. Total Fish!!
The more series they do the more unhinged these become, who knows what's gonna happen in series 7 or 8...
I been looking all morning for "im that girl you always knew I was" bc i could not remember who said it or what episode it was so ty lmfao
Also never noticed the little note at 2:35 before lmfao 💀💀💀
Katya sooo fuckin pretty!!🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
how is NOBODY talking about “and I like to spend some of my free time visiting websites” 💀💀
Missingno like the pokemon?
We have seasons? Hahahaha