Cry Abridges: The Screaming Woods
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ก.พ. 2025
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To spare myself, and others, from 3 more hours of the game, I went and made an overview of it in its entirety.
That was actually quite enjoyable. :D
But hey! That's the end of fuck off week! Thank you all for joining me on this lovely week of saying 'fuck off' to things I would normally be doing.
Next week I'll get back to hittin' the playthrougeries and making things happen.
Cheerios and all that shit, man!
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The bit where Cry has the character drown himself and then promptly laughs his ass off directly afterwards will forever be one of my favorite moments in any video.
"QUICKLY DISIPLES!" Just the way Cry yells it is so funny XD.
Jared and Joe die, "You saved all of you friends!"
RPG maker logic at its finest.
Jared and Joe were never his friends
I like watching cry's old videos before I go to bed. It's kind of like a bed time story lol
hi
I like how Cry offers advice to the game developer instead of just leaving it with "this game sucks"
Cry is too chill to direct hate at people
*Ralph runs away*
D-Bell: ok.
*red head jumps off cliff*
D-Bell: Hmm...
Not a single F$@k was given on that day...
Dude was basically like "aight, fuck it," walked into the water, and immediately drowned. Perfection.
Anyone with the name 'D-Bell' just sinks like a brick.
THE FIRES OF CHRISTMAAAAAAASSS RAIN DOWN UPON YOUUUU
Unlocked!
Good Ending!
You saved all of your friends!
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I see a huge flaw to this statement-_-
Noone cared about joe, wasnt a real friend
Jared is dead so
jacha123 jared was an ass anyways
It's the RPG Maker equivalent to 'A winner is you!'
"Your friends arrive, consisting of..
Ralph: The dorky and (?) reject
Kate: The potential love interest
Tak: The creepy redhead kid
Jared: The token stoner and camera man and..
Joe: .... Honestly, no one gives a shit about Joe."
Lmao! xD
"Evangelion" reject, as in Neon Genesis Evangelion. He was drawn in a similar style to Evangelion characters, so that's where the joke came from.
YOU MADE THE FIRES OF CHRISTMAS RAIN DOWN UPON THE MANSION!
"QUICKLY DISIPLES!" I love that he read it right. :))
The sprite for the red haired guy that jumps off a cliff is literally Axel gtom kingdom hearts.
I really like the abridge videos for multiple reasons. One: It helps me understand the games if I was lost at parts. Two: It makes me really want to see the experience first hand. Three: Seeing and hearing, thoughts and opinions by Cry is freaking amazing to watch.
5:06
That's motherfucking Axel from KH.
exactly what i thought! :)
Okay so Im not the only one who thought that!
...So then...
Axel killed himself? DD0:
Emma Kallos Nah, he can fly, remember?
GammaWolf99 Cry Plays The Crooked Man [P4] .
thats just exactly what i thought xD
I laughed for 50 years at the drowning scene. It was just.... wat.
Woah... You were laughing before it even happened... You're, like, ethereal.
Ralph: the dorky evangelion reject
1st time watching it: what?
2nd time watching it after watching evangelion: LOOOOOL
+Shinietehmit SAME
I love the
''Then you're chased by a giant dog monster because....FUCK IT why not?
that laugh tho when D-Bell drowned XD
4:36
+Ellen Chan lelz -Q&A is life but I'm just gonna leave bye-
Hansol Bling
-bruh it is life dun leave a fellow Ailee and Seventeen fan alone :(-
Ellen Chan -Of course I came back I won't leave you-
Hansol Bling
-neither would I and I love your profile pic, LOL because Hansol is my ultimate bias in Seventeen XDDDDD-
-Thanks, I was bored so I made it-
6:14 And of course the Deos has two heads and somehow you impaled both of them with one sword....
When D-Bell jumped into the water to drown himself I couldn't stop laughing XD I know we are laughing at suicide but it happened really fast, and like he didn't hesitate and his friends didn't try to stop him or anything XD Some friends they are...
4:47
Looking on the bright side, the game already gave you way more meaningful choices then any David Cage game over hoped to.
I would of liked to see the entire play through to hear Cry voice the entire game.
He threw the fire in the flame holder thing into the fancy chair (I think) and that's what made the pretty Xmas colors
I don't even known how many times I've rewatched this.. so hilarious. You're amazing, Cry. :3
Why was 2 minutes turned to 1:20? Im guessing its because the creator thought 60+60=120=1:20. Genius
I love that Cry was not unnecessarily mean about the game. It's hard to unleash art for people to see and criticize but at the same time that does not mean everyone should fake a smile for the sake of feelings.
It's kind of unfortunate the writing was so terrible because I actually thought it was kind of a cool story. If the characters were more interesting, the story was paced better and the writing was fixed then the story by itself could have been really cool.
One big thing that bothered me from what I saw is it looked like the creator took drawings from Deviantart and used them without giving credit. That's really annoying. I hope he got permission from the original artist to use the work and I certainly hope so because if not, even if he did give credit and I missed it, such an action is flat out plagiarism. :/ I'm friends with talented artists so it's incredibly frustrating to see their art randomly in videos and no credit is given and it's hard to see them so upset when they realize their work has been violated.
Ch1y0s3n *cough* 4:35 *cough*
For a couple seconds.
The Chaotic Banana I'm pretty sure Ch1y0s3n was talking about Cry criticizing the game at the end of the video.
Yeah, but its still funny
+Zosalot Ok, i personally know the guy that made this game. The pictures come with the actual game creator programme, so you know. But thanks for being kind of nice about it :).
Zosalot wow
How many times have I watched this and just now noticed that Cry named the protagonist "D-Bell 2" after having to restart from the first video.
Also thanks for playing this cry the guy who made this never thought it would get this sort of attention he's currently working on a new game taking your advice into consideration.
Cry, you're so awesome for finishing the game AND even giving the creator advice for next time he makes a game. You are just an awesome person in general, keep it up man. ((oh and by the way ilysm okay bye))
The forest won't let them leave? Are they ripping off Evil Dead now?
QUICKLY DISSSIPLLLEES
He should do more of these, they're fun xp
Cry, I thought this was really good and I'm glad you tried out a new format, especially for a game that would have been...rough to commentate all the way through, most likely.
Keep it rockin', Cry--we love what you do!
I much appreciate the abridging of "The Screaming Woods". Also much relieved to hear you crack up over something.
Anyone who thinks you can "drown peacefully" must hail from the desert because drowning is definitely not a peaceful way to go. :/
'the fires of Christmas' WTF I laughed so hard
"That was the worst crock of shit I've ever seen" I was laughing so hard
this is definitely one of my favorite videos, Cry. if ever you come across another "amazing" game like this, I will gladly accept an abridged version. :)
Awesome. That's just how I pictured it. Really abridged, but with the same witty charme Cry always has. I like the fact that he actually threw in bits of "live" comments over the gameplay at some points. Took some of that review-feeling away. It's also nice that he advised the guy who made this on how to improve instead of just bashing or mocking him. Cry is just so fucking polite. Good job, Cry. That's just why we all love your videos.
6:33
Cry, I think he knocked the torch down, setting the mansion ablaze
Um, were you not listening? He clearly made the fires of Christmas come down upon the mansion.
The Known Melody you are right, I was such a fool!
one torch burnt an entire mansion down in 2 minutes?
+Alam220696 excuse me weren't YOU listening 2 mins and twenty seconds
Silly silly person tut tut tut
Damn now I'm the one that wasn't listening I meant 1 min and twenty seconds :/
"You made the fires of Christmas come down upon the mansion" XD
I'm subscribing. This was fabulous.
"You saved all of your friends!" Take that, Jared and Joe.
"What are you going to do?"
"THIS!"
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"what...what the hell DID you do?"
dammit Cry, your buttery-smooth voice made it all the better!
MORE ABRIGED PLSSS
"WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!?"
Dorky Evangelion Reject ! I agree he really does look like he was suppose to be in Evangelion but wasn't.
Gaming Goddess
You abridge these games so naturally and so wonderfully
Dear God, I Love This Guy. Just Discovered Him Yesterday And I Love Him. Good Work Cry. Cx
Omg. I just realized that Kate looks like Armin from SNK! X3
Because Shingeki No Kyojin is the original name and I think it sounds better. I prefer to use the original names on stuff that I watch or read, just as I usually prefer to watch it in the original language with subtitles. It's just a preference, just like you prefer the English name.
***** : ^^ Stuff is just better in the original language.
Well, you cant really tell if I'm white or not. I might as well be from Japan or China for all that you know. ;) But I understand where you are coming from. Though I think it's a good thing that people use Japanese words, how else are they going to learn them? I actually like the Japanese words better, ^^ they sound very beautiful. :)
emmez93 The thing is. I knew the English name. I didn't know the Japanese acronym, which annoyed the hell out of me because I looked it up, while it was still in the comments.
Hai There Okey, but now you know the Japanese name as well. ^^
emmez93 But I knew the Japanese name. I didn't know it's acronym.
6:32 Ahhhh, I get it now! D-Bell knocked down one of the green lights near the book and set the place on fire.
Literally took me years to figure out wtf.
That Drown Scene XD
"Outro time. take it!" *snaps fingers* and then the outro played. So suave Cry, I swear my fangirl heart skipped a beat
I just want to say I love your new ending music, Tasty Network is good man
fucking hell i miss these
HOLY FUCK ITS THE FIRES OF CHRISTMAS RUUUUNN!
QUICKLY! DISIPLES!
The flames of Christmas are created because D-Bell knocks over one of the goblets filled with fire!
So glad you decided to abridge this. It looks like it wouldn't have been worth watching a full playthrough of it.
"And then the bridge collapses...Well, fuck." XD
Has nobody else noticed that one of the sprites if the camera man from POKEMON?
Then again this was probably made in RPG maker.
"Lol, why make my own sprites. Haha!"
What about Joe? Does nobody want to touch on this! I played the game and never found the guy.
he turned into one of those creatures
I like his feedback. It was honest, constructive yet reassuring. He pointed out to the developer what could be done to make the game better. That's the kind of feedback I like to hear. It might have been the first time the developer made an RPG horror so they are mostly not going to turn out well but when they get feedback like Cry's, they can make future games a bit better based on what's been said about it.
Looking at the comments, I see a lot more people who think the same way, but I just want to say I think maybe you should continue to make "Abridged" videos like this, Cry. It was fun to watch, it didn't take 2 years to observe, and it still got the main idea of the game across without the video losing your "personality," if you will. I would watch something like this again. :)
Oh, Cryaotic, two minutes didn't translate to one minute and twenty seconds. It translated to one hundred twenty seconds, which if you divide it by sixty seconds, you get two minutes.
which is why he says it "somehow" translates to that because the game only gave 1 minute and 20 seconds.
oh fuck the pubs closed. scariest part of this game
A comment.
Just wanted to thank you for making me smile every day, Cry c:
I actually liked this kind of video. And I would like to see more. Of course not so many, that we run out of games for the (quite enjoyable) LP's.
But if you decide to make more of these videos, I - as a viewer - will be looking forward to them. The constructive criticism was really good, and it is nice of you to give it; while keeping it in kind tone, so it is obvious that you are not bashing the game.
Looking forward to more content!
Why is Organization XIII in this game?
we will never know...
how to: Blaire Witch Project
How to Not: This
QUICKLY DISCIPLES! XD
This overview was so funny! But it was really nice at the end where you offered advice so this guy could improve instead of just slating it completely n___n
Wow, you took something in which you could have destroyed this game dev's hopes and dreams and gave him helpful advice. You are a saint. Saint Cry.
Hp: 1
wtf???
A lot of people do that, because there's no actual fight scenes, and I'm assuming he didn't want to increase the monsters damage.
The red-haired-friend's sprite looks like Axel (Kingdom Hearts). Thanks for getting through this just to make an abridged version for us! The game sounded pretty insufferable. I commend your dedication, Cry.
"You've made the fires of Christmas come down upon the mansion!"
Cry you killed me with that line X'D
you made the fires of Christmas come down upon the mansion XD! best part! I laughed so much my mom came in to see if I was ok.
I do really hope the game creator saw this and heard crys advice because as someone going into that industry, its really solid advice. He might not make games but he has played a massive amount of all types and so his opinion is really valid, specially since its presented as a calm, constructive criticism that clearly is intended to help
I absolutely loved this, cry! you should do this with more games!
Cry's laugh is the most adorable thing
Mr. Cry, you did a real good job on this video. you took a (bad) scripted game and gave a professional opinion.
from my perspective you didn't leave the impression of the creator of this game as an infant. you gave advise and tried to help. that is awesome.
I believe you should try to do this more (only if you can and feel like it)
keep up the good work and welcome back to TH-cam :)
I love this buzzing thing you started with your friends, Cry XD
This was nice, Cry. Well, I hope you had a great week.
I want more of these shitty game videos. This was hilarious. I can't imagine the pain Cry felt playing it :P
I liked this style of doing things! Hope to see more in the future cry!
I like this format, game review, Cry, constructive criticism, Cry, new game I had never heard about before, Cry, really funny moments,Cry, and let's not forget... Cry. :D This is a recipe for success, and I would very much like to see more things like this.
Cry, we enjoy seeing you play games and HAVING FUN. So stop doing stuff you don't want. I enjoy watching you and your friends waste time as much as I enjoy watching you play a game with a story.
Also. DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THE DOVER DEMON STUFF BEING USED FOR THE RAKE? DX
I love the music while you talk it's so mellow :D
This is about the 4th time I've watched this, I just can't stop laughing. I love you Cry, you make my day.
Good guy Cry. Doesn't rage beyond what is normal and tells maker how to improve his game.
"Seriously, what did you do?!" Haha! I cracked up at that part. I had to watch several times to figure out that D-bell tipped over one of the green flaming stands that are on either side of the door to "unleash the fires of Christmas". Maybe I'm just blind. xD
I really liked this, but I think it works well with games that are aggravating so then your audience won't be stressed out with you and can still get the game's idea across and how you feel about it. But yeah, this was well done. :3
Wow Cry, that was a good Overview... you should do more of this!
I like how the word Cry uses to describe the most badass thing is "neat".
I want Cry abridges to become a thing where he just plays bad indie horror games and then he makes these. That would make me happy.
This is neat. Not gonna tell you what to do, but I think it'd be cool to see something like this every once in a while. Play a game you don't wanna completely upload but summarize.
Cry really you should do more vids like these it always makes me laugh after a shitty day.
That whole review-thing is great! I hope it's not the last one!