That's why they're frozen, Vinny. It's 4:30 AM, it's raining and they're all just out there in short sleeves. They're all frozen dead, maintaining their positions at the moment of death.
This game is clearly set in the events before a demon takeover apocalypse. Carlos' radio is 66.666, the taxis and police cars are driven by demons, and there are two Daniel Radcliffes. *Two*.
The rabbit hole goes deeper, actually. In the campaign mode, your first mission involves going to check on a bus that mysteriously disappears... and then things get worse. I heavily suspect that this is secretly a masterpiece of horror wrapped up in a layer of shitty simulator game. Which, by the way, is a really awesome idea. The whole mood of it dips wildly from "haha this game is shitty" to "woah... what?" pretty fast. If it's intentional than this game is fantastic.
Carlos needs his own movie... I can imagine the teaser trailer. *Panning birdseye view over a bus* "Most people can't understand..." *Shot of King King and other bootleg establishments* "My job. There's just so much beauty in the world. *cut to black* "I am the bus master" *Shot of Lewis* "Caros! The burss route has ben blockt, onwe yeu can clear the ahh cars an stuff." *Shot of frozen people* "Somethings wrong with the city!" *High octane action cut* "There are two Daniel Radcliffes!" "It's a fake!" "To serve man! It's a cookbook!" "They're everywhere Carlos! Even the taxis!" "All ten blocks of new york will be destroyed!" "Not if I can help it!" "Carlos!!!!" *Panning shot of the title, and coming 2016 text*
***** My god...this game is so terrible. I really hate that this game is so awful and buggy...who in their right mind would make a map of New York City that is really small, stereotypical as hell, have no sort of AI for anything but the extremely basic NPC's that you talk to on occasion in this game, no sort of enforcement of law when you are driving, unnecessary rooms that have NO RELATION WHATSOEVER to the simulator's point (That stupid bar room with unrealistically priced beer), awful quality textures and models, the classic infinity-grip stiff acceleration easily tippable POS driving physics you find in these things...All of this would be no problem and would make for a great amount of mild amusement at this game's absolutely horrible quality...but WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND CHARGES FOR THIS??? Steam should send them a letter stating that they only have the option to either host the game for completely free or deny availability of this game from this point forward unless they release a patch for the game increasing the quality of the game by absolutely miles upon miles on end in comparison to their current build.
I cannot get over the fact that the developers wrote the subtitles by ear, listening to the voice actors. "I'll be four dollars" instead of that'll and tub instead of tap
all the money for this game went into getting a plane ticket from germany to new york to take pictures of all the franchises, then slightly change their names.
The people who went to New York didn't actually have anything to do with game design they just kind of went on holiday, sent pictures to the devs, then went home
I don't get why this stream has so few views, it's one of the funniest vinesauce videos IMO for some weird reason, I literally could not breathe while that guy with the marbles in his mouth was talking to Vinny through the radio... Also I was the thumbs up number 666 on this video.
It honestly sounds like they didn't have the budget or knowledge to add a proper bus radio filter so they just asked the VA to do it really muffled and close to the mic
Those fake and denglish ads and signs have some kind of charm though. Its funny to see how german game developers think how New York looks like. Literally a miniature version of "Times Square" and a small ghetto.
I swear, I have had nightmares where me and my dad would be driving at night and there would be signs that had weird misspellings like that. Very surreal.
I always think of this weird ass game when I need to sleep. This game is like if you took my most surreal dreams and packaged it for other people to view.
@@crylune That's not the _only_ reason communism didn't work lol you're blaming one country for an entire political system failing, which is ridiculous. Joe's comment is stupid nonetheless. But let's just keep politics out of Vinny's comment sections.
@@joeman720 don't say shit joe literally don't say shit it's rude and inconsiderate to say shit joe it's so mean your mean don't say the shit word joe stop saying shit joe it's mean. Don't say shit
I can confirm. The bias on staten Islanders sucks. But that mainly comes from this places drug problem id assume. never knew Vinny was from here until this.
I believe the developers entered game industry thinking they're gonna make some cool GTA shit but their boss put them on a simulator project instead... they clearly didn't give a fuck.
This is basically the equivalent of my reaction to playing Watch Dogs for the first time. That game is nothing like actual Chicago, very little is even close.
I just... don't understand how something this broken can get sold as if it were finished. HOW DO THESE THINGS HAPPEN?! Holy shit. Was this made by a bus driver who was irritated when someone told him his job was easy as a fuck you? Like, "you have no fucking idea how hard it is to drive a goddamn bus!" I think Lewis is secretly Zoidberg.
Samantha Port I agree on your point about this game's terrible quality. If I were the head of Steam and ended up getting sucked into this horrible scam, I would send the head programmer himself a letter stating that he has one of 3 options: Make the game completely and utterly free of charge all around, deny further availability of this game's purchase PERMANENTLY on the Steam platform for the entire remaining existence of the company's operations, OR accept a 1 year time limit to heavily, heavily, H E A V I L Y improve the game's overall quality to genuinely respectable industry standard of game quality to properly justify the price tag.
Schlomo Rosenblatbergowitz Goldstein I accept your compliment even if it's not aimed toward me...you see, the extreme diversity of autism may give every individual whom has it different combinations of downsides, but the amount of people whom see the upsides that also come with it is astonishingly few. The main thing is finding out how to work around it.
Izzrules Sorry to ruin your dreams, but he's not actually Satoshi (And if you want to get technical, Satoshi didn't die as the only canonical game at this point is BloodCovered)
57:40 "Find a -QUITE- place or -QUITE- park"...that guy talking oiover the radio sounds llike he's struggling to come up with English words and has a problem talking. Also, Subway's in the game but no other brand? I wonder if he forgot to remove the Subway in the window.
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"Hey Vinny, you gotta come to my club. It's called 'King King.' Dunda Aede was there"
This stream is actually pretty comfy. The entire environment is just unmatched. Lonely but also peaceful
Actually spitting fax
I remember watching this live. It was the hardest I ever laughed at a live Vinny stream until the Mario Chaos Edition stream happened haha
@@kaitlin9288 This stream and Crypt worlds both cemented vinny as my favorite streamer and 8 years later that still hasn't changed lol
The voice acting is something else.
It has that homely desolate urban vibe to it
That's why they're frozen, Vinny. It's 4:30 AM, it's raining and they're all just out there in short sleeves. They're all frozen dead, maintaining their positions at the moment of death.
This game is clearly set in the events before a demon takeover apocalypse. Carlos' radio is 66.666, the taxis and police cars are driven by demons, and there are two Daniel Radcliffes. *Two*.
The rabbit hole goes deeper, actually. In the campaign mode, your first mission involves going to check on a bus that mysteriously disappears... and then things get worse.
I heavily suspect that this is secretly a masterpiece of horror wrapped up in a layer of shitty simulator game. Which, by the way, is a really awesome idea. The whole mood of it dips wildly from "haha this game is shitty" to "woah... what?" pretty fast. If it's intentional than this game is fantastic.
Carlos needs his own movie... I can imagine the teaser trailer.
*Panning birdseye view over a bus* "Most people can't understand..."
*Shot of King King and other bootleg establishments* "My job. There's just so much beauty in the world.
*cut to black* "I am the bus master"
*Shot of Lewis* "Caros! The burss route has ben blockt, onwe yeu can clear the ahh cars an stuff."
*Shot of frozen people* "Somethings wrong with the city!"
*High octane action cut* "There are two Daniel Radcliffes!" "It's a fake!" "To serve man! It's a cookbook!" "They're everywhere Carlos! Even the taxis!" "All ten blocks of new york will be destroyed!" "Not if I can help it!" "Carlos!!!!"
*Panning shot of the title, and coming 2016 text*
Dat twilight zone.
i think you created the best trailer ever for the shittiest game of all time XD
Megan Harrison
This is the worst case of Intronitis I've ever seen!
10/10
10/10
Best film
BEST FILM
Prof. Luigi Too many cooks will spoil the broth.
It bothers me that someone actually took a decent amount of time to make the stores and scenery stuff in this game
Why the hell is the guy on dispatch always stuffing his face with like burgers or something
he cannot escape the allure of the burgs
"Hey Carlos! magbrgbrlgbrgblrargbglab 42 Street" - Bus guy
***** My god...this game is so terrible. I really hate that this game is so awful and buggy...who in their right mind would make a map of New York City that is really small, stereotypical as hell, have no sort of AI for anything but the extremely basic NPC's that you talk to on occasion in this game, no sort of enforcement of law when you are driving, unnecessary rooms that have NO RELATION WHATSOEVER to the simulator's point (That stupid bar room with unrealistically priced beer), awful quality textures and models, the classic infinity-grip stiff acceleration easily tippable POS driving physics you find in these things...All of this would be no problem and would make for a great amount of mild amusement at this game's absolutely horrible quality...but WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND CHARGES FOR THIS??? Steam should send them a letter stating that they only have the option to either host the game for completely free or deny availability of this game from this point forward unless they release a patch for the game increasing the quality of the game by absolutely miles upon miles on end in comparison to their current build.
***** The guy who made this must be a really BIG public transportation fan like those train nerds, who just go to stations to look at trains.
+prizedcoffeecup I hate that this was a game published on disc before it hit steam.
Lol
I mean, what are you talking about?
I cannot get over the fact that the developers wrote the subtitles by ear, listening to the voice actors. "I'll be four dollars" instead of that'll and tub instead of tap
Could literally have just copy and pasted their own script into the subtitles? XD Like I do for my videos.
Carlos' Number of Fucks Meter is at a constant zero.
Fun fact: the Train Simulator route Glasgow-Edinburgh has the corresponding "Burger Burger" in its model of Queen Street.
all the money for this game went into getting a plane ticket from germany to new york to take pictures of all the franchises, then slightly change their names.
The people who went to New York didn't actually have anything to do with game design they just kind of went on holiday, sent pictures to the devs, then went home
I don't get why this stream has so few views, it's one of the funniest vinesauce videos IMO for some weird reason, I literally could not breathe while that guy with the marbles in his mouth was talking to Vinny through the radio... Also I was the thumbs up number 666 on this video.
I watched this going to sleep with Vinnys sweet voice and the sound of rain :)
I've been doing that as of late. Vinny's voice is nice.
Chandra Napier Well, until he gets mad or his high-pitched laugh suddenly happens.
45:08 Do bears eat everything? Yes, it just have to be much.
"Feed penguins only tomatoes, they can't eat potatoes"
Legend has it that bus is still there today at prier 83 , still in reverse, still beeping waiting for its master to return.
my god, it's like a horrifying bootleg new york made by aliens
the protagonist was abducted and is trapped in the illusion
Dreamlike reality
The time for my yearly pilgrimage to this stream has come.
Obviously, New York has changed a lot since I last visited in '03.
Yeah. Since '03, there's been the "Frozen Civilians Act" and the "Declaration of Adult Advertisements every 2 square feet".
Death by Mushroom
Thanks, Bloomberg.
Death by Mushroom Don't forget the holographic stop signs that WILL stop you.
Tell grandma to bring the bus around
It honestly sounds like they didn't have the budget or knowledge to add a proper bus radio filter so they just asked the VA to do it really muffled and close to the mic
They can't eat potatoes! Keep them warm! Pay attention to their needs! Feed the pinguins only with tomatoes!
Those fake and denglish ads and signs have some kind of charm though. Its funny to see how german game developers think how New York looks like. Literally a miniature version of "Times Square" and a small ghetto.
I swear, I have had nightmares where me and my dad would be driving at night and there would be signs that had weird misspellings like that. Very surreal.
but thats how it really s looks
Piergaming I feel ashamed as a German...
*"Gameplay" starts at **9:50*
Thanks
Calvin Krochock .-. it says at the disc.
""GAMEPLAY"" starts at 55:59
un fucking believeable.
and it was all because vinny had to install quicktime lol
66.666. The radio frequency thing. It's 66.666. Every driver is a demon. Even you. It's Hell.
I always think of this weird ass game when I need to sleep. This game is like if you took my most surreal dreams and packaged it for other people to view.
they need to put this stream in the library of congress so it’s preserved for all time
I think Vinny rated this game a bit too low, he must have forgot about the awesome Beer Bar sidequest!
It really bothers me that this is version 1.4.4. That means they UPDATED this garbage. WHAT DID THEY DO?
The amount of effort gone into these fake brands is absolutely astonishing
I'm ordering something from King King, you guys want anything?
Do you really think communism works??? I hope you learn one day why it doesnt work
A Burgerburger, no cheese cheese.
@@crylune That's not the _only_ reason communism didn't work lol you're blaming one country for an entire political system failing, which is ridiculous.
Joe's comment is stupid nonetheless. But let's just keep politics out of Vinny's comment sections.
@@joeman720 dude why the hell are you bringing up communism
@@joeman720 don't say shit joe literally don't say shit it's rude and inconsiderate to say shit joe it's so mean your mean don't say the shit word joe stop saying shit joe it's mean. Don't say shit
the sound of the wet footsteps sound like 2 people having a makeout session
wtf... sex penis?!!!!
I can confirm. The bias on staten Islanders sucks. But that mainly comes from this places drug problem id assume. never knew Vinny was from here until this.
Staten island is like an upper middle class British neighbourhood that continentally drifted over to New York
I believe the developers entered game industry thinking they're gonna make some cool GTA shit but their boss put them on a simulator project instead... they clearly didn't give a fuck.
*I H E A R D Y O U S O U N D I N G L I K E A D I A L T O N E*
*_M A R B L E S I N Y O U R M O U T H_*
looks like you need to use every fucking key on your keyboard to play that game
All I'd need is the esc key
CAHHHHLOOHHS CANNNNYAAAEEER ME?
As a real life bus driver, I can say this was 99% accurate. The one percent of inaccuracy was that vinny doesnt narrate my life.
How come everytime Vinny references something I totally know what it's from. It's like his tastes are perfect.
Vinny is the only Staten Islander that I consider a New Yorker.
Key Binding Simulator 2017.
Zex Eios it's 2017!
Now, it's 2018!
Now it's 2019!
@@mboz_2108 Now it's 2020!
...let's go back.
Now it’s 2021!
...We still need to go back.
This is basically the equivalent of my reaction to playing Watch Dogs for the first time. That game is nothing like actual Chicago, very little is even close.
This is the greatest thing i've ever seen. Dear lord.
“AlRiGhT WE DoN't WaNnA WaStE AnYtImE LeT’s GET oN OvEr tO THE bUS” LMFAO
Didn't know Mr. Plinkett worked at some bus company...
i've been falling asleep to this stream like every night now
thanks for fixing the audio, I couldn't sit through the old one
I wonder if this game would have been made better or worse if New York City developed it.
I just... don't understand how something this broken can get sold as if it were finished. HOW DO THESE THINGS HAPPEN?! Holy shit. Was this made by a bus driver who was irritated when someone told him his job was easy as a fuck you? Like, "you have no fucking idea how hard it is to drive a goddamn bus!"
I think Lewis is secretly Zoidberg.
***** Well, being literate is a start, I suppose. Then you look at it with your eyes and take the words in one by one and comprehend them as a whole.
Samantha Port I agree on your point about this game's terrible quality. If I were the head of Steam and ended up getting sucked into this horrible scam, I would send the head programmer himself a letter stating that he has one of 3 options: Make the game completely and utterly free of charge all around, deny further availability of this game's purchase PERMANENTLY on the Steam platform for the entire remaining existence of the company's operations, OR accept a 1 year time limit to heavily, heavily, H E A V I L Y improve the game's overall quality to genuinely respectable industry standard of game quality to properly justify the price tag.
***** I said if I were the head of Steam, not in any other position than that.
Samantha Port I don't like you.
Schlomo Rosenblatbergowitz Goldstein I accept your compliment even if it's not aimed toward me...you see, the extreme diversity of autism may give every individual whom has it different combinations of downsides, but the amount of people whom see the upsides that also come with it is astonishingly few. The main thing is finding out how to work around it.
the foto-ehringhaus thing links to a casual sex site
I have somewhere heard that the first 9:49 minutes matter the most.
god damn this stream was 7 years ago now?? wild
Dudna Aeade simulator
Happy father's day, Dad and Dad
33:37 I instantly recognized it as being from "Remember Me"
This game about driving a bus obviously needs a jump key.
Just imagine if Zelda the Spirit Tracks didn't have a jump key. Game ruined.
Well, buses don't jump so it's obvious why there isn't a jump key
S H E L T I E you've clearly never rode on a train before
yesh i hav :)
Satoshi aren't you dead?
Izzrules Sorry to ruin your dreams, but he's not actually Satoshi
(And if you want to get technical, Satoshi didn't die as the only canonical game at this point is BloodCovered)
thx for reupload, old one was blocked
Two of them?
This was the first stream of Vinny's I ever saw live...I still feel like this was the best introduction to Vinesauce for me.
Cumfarting nostalgia indeed
Apparently the game designers don't speak English. Or know anything about New York. Or buses. Or game designing.
Xeokym Not really related, but your picture makes me happy. :3
This is comforting nostalgia for me
Cumfarting nostalgia indeed
New York is different than I remember...
This stream gave me so many memories
Lewis sounds like Ralph Bluetawn...
57:40 "Find a -QUITE- place or -QUITE- park"...that guy talking oiover the radio sounds llike he's struggling to come up with English words and has a problem talking.
Also, Subway's in the game but no other brand? I wonder if he forgot to remove the Subway in the window.
Do bears eat everything?
Yes.
It just have to be much.
you to take your daily dose of color
I went to foto-eringhaus, apparently its for sale...
Best key is tabulator key
55:04
floor swimming enthusiast
''the room'' of video games
Carlos should have Lewis's job, given that he is able to remember that Madison is a one-way street...
I feel like this would make for a great adult swim show 😆
Why is the voice acting so good for a game like this
I didn't know Vinnie was from Shaolin.
Oh hey, it's The Division.
I thought i'd get some sense of joy from watching Vinny suffer but honestly I feel sorry for the guy.
Start playing Mind Heist in the background when he starts to find all the pedestrians that look the same. You will not be disappointed.
9:51 is when it starts
In a way, that's not true; it never "starts" lol
...& besides, there were a coupla laughs in those 1st minutes...
@@favoritemustard3542 bro really said 🤓🤓🤓
@@markedmanmist *you* really *need* your hot bus action, eh 😚♥️🚌
@@favoritemustard3542 yep.
I like watching Vinny. He and I have the same train of thought. It's like watching a 30 year old male me play bad videogames.
This game is a lie. Everyone knows that subways don't go on roads. What the fuck is a bus?
43:23 the guy in this place is fred from scooby-doo
33:52 "A spheroid region 705 meters in diameter."
Remember me.
New York Drinking & Driving Simulator 2010
Ayyy, I recommended this game to vinny. Others probably did too. But either way, its cool that he's playing something I told him about. :D
Separate keys for opening and closing fucking doors. I love simulators.
Watch dogs ain't got nothing on this visually
"If I'm informed correctly, you've got teddy, or?" I know it says duty, but... that guy clearly said teddy.
Maybe people wouldn't hate Staten Island if it wasn't half a landfill :3c
Tell your grandma to the bus around
Staten Island is home
Pixel Cat and life
yeah and the other half is where they put all the garbage
No, the garbage landfill was mostly cleaned out i believe
So weird to think that people still use Itunes, I don't think I've used it since the first generation Ipod.
Is there anyone who knows what song Vinny was playing during the very beginning when he was reinstalling QuickTime?
It's from Final Fantasy VII th-cam.com/video/fm58NTd17os/w-d-xo.html
This really is the Matrix of the Twilight Zone
10 bucks? Im in.
Whats the difference between 144p and 720p there's no change in quality
I was getting road rage just watching this...
I love how provincial town was playing while the loud music from NY bus SIM started playing.
Ah good ol New York how I miss you and your Dudna Aeades, your King Kings and your Dave and Dusters.
Vinny immediately goes into the ground.
Vinny, how does it feels like to be like HelixSnake?
An hour into a bus driving game, still hasn't driven a bus.
It feels like there are more keybinds possible in this game than there are keys on a standard keyboard
@1:04:22 Remember when you _turned_ into 5th Avenue?
**poof** _you're a street!_
Edit: hope everything goes well
WOULD YA LIKE A BEER?
Maple your picture is raping me
No thank you I would rather tha
Tabulator key.