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Miltaphobia. The Irrational Fear Of Miltank
Grunty boy should get his own channel
“Let the cows be gay”
“Easy peasy, udder squeezy”
-Mikey 2024
I’m having such a great time, how about you?😂
We already know this is on the Reddit 😂
umm acktually 🤓
-Milkman Mike
*Milkman Mikey 2024
"At least the nipples aren't floppy"
Those lines killed ne
S A U S A G E N I P P L E S
Agreed
E W W
@@BlueKoraidonyes
Indeed
Nausage sipples
Mikey's Characters:
- A third evil team leader for the sky next to aqua and magma
- A scientist obsessed with fusion
- A grunt who is part of a criminal organization
...
- And a guy who likes milk
Don't forget!
- The alter ego of the third evil team leader
- A former champion who lost to Blue
- A Bug Catcher
- A Grass-type gym leader
- A Dark-type gym leader
- An Electric-type gym leader
- An Ice-type trainer who is severely underdressed
- Racoon Man (because you should never forget him)
@@kpopgamingstudios and theres also summer mikey
I mean he could join the milk thug
Grunty Boi is not a Mikey character.
you forgot racoon man, and night sky sir
"miltank, i love you"
'The timeline has shifted"
It's part of the domino effect after the death of Harambe. We're still dealing with the consequences.
Somewhere in the past, a chair has been moved.
TIMELINE MITOSIS
It cracks me up how Mikey's whole theme recently can be considered 1 of 2 things, roleplay or an Identity crisis
I'll go with D: all of the above
@@djt08031996 I read that comment in Bastion Misawa's voice, and then realised he said "none of the above" instead of "all of the above".
@@silversalamence10 What
@@felipecardope Bastion Misawa was a character in Yugioh GX and in episode 1, the guy he faced gave him a multiple choice question and he answered none of the above.
Mikie in the dlc:
"Miltank, I love you."
Sudden onset of Identity and Existential Crisis
Sudden mitosis into a new Mikeyverse character
or:
"Miltank, I love you." - Groth, Michael.
Lemme fix that:
Yiltank l iove mou
:)
The reality warping phrase of "Miltank I love you" spawned another character 😂
Bro was so scared of liking miltank he created an entire character just to avoid the fact that he may have come to enjoy his playthrough with miltank
"Drowzee doesn't have giant nipples" Don't say that, Michael, someone's gonna edit the sausage nipples onto Drowzee now
If I could, I would.
Came to say this 😂
Like someone hasn't done that already! 😂
Its already a thing, somewhere
Oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no
"I'm not Michael... I'm Milk-Man Mike"
Plot twist of the century
Came here to say this!
That reveal gave me chills 😂
Oh no, Another Persona 🤣
you lied to us
Please tell me this video was one big Psychonauts joke....
Michael: I HATE MILTANK!!!
Millitank: *exists*
Michael: …
Ok maybe not ALL miltank.
1:03:00 "Mum, why is the neighbour dancing with milk and showering himself with milk?!?"
"Close the blinds Timmy"
"But..."
"CLOSE THE BLINDS! We're so moving out"
I had the same thought lol
"The neighbours probably think he's insane."
@silvershadow2447 Honestly, i feel like having crazy neighbors like Mikey or Caddy would be just the most fun thing to wake up to.
42:05 Michael got so in denial of loving miltank, he dissociated into another personality, now we know the origin of the other characters
Very accurate. Example:
Team sky Mikey got created cause Mikey was annoyed that there was evil teams based on land and oceon and not sky for Rayquaza.
Mitosis.
@@thegamersclub9326More like Mikeytosis, lol.
@@Meep_Sheep I saw someone else on my first comment say Miketosis, but I didn't want to steal their joke so I kept mine as is.
@@thegamersclub9326Respect
Mikey's neighbors watching him pour milk on himself in the backyard... "Honey the deranged neighbor is pouring milk on himself...."
Is he trying to photosynthesize again?
"First he's screaming about the sky, then he's a mad scientist, and now he's a milk man?! What's next, a racoon man???"
"Don't give him any ideas, Sharon!"
Milky Man
@@NovumDoesObservation probably using a Linoone or Obstagoon for a Racoon Man tribute.
"Again..."
Mikey not wanting the Muk to minimize when he has access to body slam means he only looked up/heard about the interactions between defense curl and rollout. When the target pokemon uses minimize, body slam and stomp are not only double damage BUT also a guaranteed hit. It's so niche but it's also wild and amazing
Body Slam only got that interaction in Gen 6 onwards, so it's not actually a thing in this game. Only Stomp has it here. Heck, the perfect accuracy part was _also_ a Gen 6 addon.
@@gengarzilla1685 oh dang, good to know! I've been looking into all the moves, abilities and so on and my general knowledge of gens 4-6 is iffy at best (I never had a DS and my first 3ds pokemon game was Alpha Sapphire)
Can we just give Trinity a shout out for not only going along with her boyfriend's shenanigans, but also filming it too
"He just monologued about whether love and trust are necessary to become a strong trainer...I just destroyed him with a Miltank...they are not." 😂
Yep 😂 best line.
This had me rolling..out 😂
Truly skilled trainers should try to win with their favorites? Screw that, the best trainers are the ones who win with their most disliked.
Grunty Boi: "Are you using MILKTANK?!"
Mikey: "Long story short: I lost a bet"
Epitome of loss in gambling.
The finishing blow against the final challenge was Return, a move that requires high friendship to make itself effective.
Mikey has truly gained a new respect and appreciation for our uddered friend.
5:26
HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY CHAIR!!!
5:25
Neighbors: "so why is he screaming this time?"
"It seems he's very angry at a cow"
"Aaaaannnnd now he's dancing around in his backyard dressed as a milk man, pouring milk all over himself"
"I think we need to move"
😂😂😂😂😂@@MatsuyoRific
Why does that sound like an episode of South Park?
@@MotorcycleCheetah It will be, just give them enough time xD
I find it hilarious to think about the fact that Milkman Mike was made just so Mikey wouldn't have to face the truth that he's essentially gaslit himself into actually liking Miltank.
Edit: Woah. I did not expect 500 likes and 12 answers in 9 hours. Thanks!
lol
Agreed. I doubt this was his plan from the very beginning of the playthrough because he's very good at addliving.
Bro just committed mitosis mid-run.
I'Ve actually done a run of Shield with only Pokémon I didn't like and you REALLY start to like them as you keep going! It's friggin' magical.
missed opportunity to call the new character Micheal (spelled wrong) or Mickey
46:00 You underestimated the power of Rollout, which can reach a staggering 960 base power when boosted by Defense Curl . Ariados died about 25-30 times over.
This is not a playthrough, this is Micheal’s descent into his dissociative identity disorder 😂
You mean he's able to dive deeper than he already is?!
Micheal realized that he likes Miltank and decided that he will create a new character so that people dont find out
facts XD
Milkman Mike will probably return, due to the Other Poll option, Pokémon Infinite Fusion MIltank Fusions only
I kinds expected a darker plot Twist Like Team night Sky 😂
“Machamp is my least favorite Pokémon”
*68 missed calls from pm7*
HA XD
Why 68?
@@PianoZombieTheMusicMan You got the 69 dude.
@@PianoZombieTheMusicManMachamp is number 68 in the Pokédex.
@@MoneyBagsDaGoat919 Oh cool
I just realized, that this video may be the first we’ve seen Grunty boi actually make physical contact with Mikey when he pushed Mikey out of his chair 😮
they're the same person just in different outfits so he had someone else dress up as grunty boi and push him out of the chair
@@bradleylester6882 Either that or just some really good editing, but yeah they’re the same person obviously.
No? Grunty Boi is a team rocket grunt who annoys Mikey. It’s impossible for them to be the same person
i'm so used to the dedication to the bit that i didn't even notice that grunty boi pushing him out of the chair was physically impossible f(^_^;
@@babycubstudios1599 in some of grunty boys playthroughs mandjtv broke character when laughing along with struggling to keep in character throughout the whole thing no matter how much he tried to disgiuse himself
Edit: I just realised we never see the two at the same time because in the sponsor Michael isn't visible trying to get grunty boi out of it at all and I don't think he would let that blatant disrespect slide
Exeggutor says, "Coconut milk is better." Machamp says, "Milk is good for strong bones and muscles." You succulent sirloin. 😂😂
In mikey's castform playthrough he didn't loose a single battle. In this playthrough, he lost several times. This officially means that castform is significantly stronger than miltank.
Haaaaaiiiil yeaaa
tbh in castform run he used healing items and here im pretty sure i didnt saw any potions being used
Hail yeahhhhh
@@poketrenerboberowy8130 thats not important
@@dylanbowerosox773That actually is important a couple of those losses would have been wins with Full Restore and/or Hyper Potions
Michael's true enemy in this playthrough:
Miltank❌️
Machamp❌️
Jasmine❌️
Onix❌️
Full Paralyze ✅️✅️✅️
Parlyze
Yep
@@GrinMalkin yeah, it's spelled paralyze.
watch the subreddit copy it
Parahax strikes again
I swear those Eeveelutions from the Kimono girls are in their mid 40's - low 50's because there's no way a Level 38 Pokemon can take that much damage and not faint.
…Y’know, I just thought of something that might have made this playthrough a bit easier for you… Miltank operate in herds, don’t they? The next Milkman Mike playthrough (on the off chance there is one) should probably keep that in mind. Six Miltank, rather than a solo one. The only thing that would be more difficult would be naming all of them…
…And now I thought of something even worse… Milkman Mike in Pokémon Infinite Fusion… So many mutant cows…
42:08 And here, we see a rare case where the popular man behind the MandJTV channel which recently has 1M subs, Mikey undergo the term we nicknamed “Miketosis” where he splits himself into another persona of himself. This new copy of Mikey actually loves Miltank, which was usually hated by any other Mikey. He also calls himself “Milkman Mikey”. It is such a fascinating discovery that is a once in a lifetime occurrence, just like hitting 1 million subscribers. With all that being said, thank you for reading through this comment from TH-cam Biology.
You might say seeing this on screen was a once in a million chance.
I know want a full Nature documentary series on just random TH-cam videos, with stupid but accurate information like this comment
In doctor who terms he bigenerated
So this new character is technically a clone then?
Wait, will Milkman Mike bring team full with milktanks if he show up again in future because now he love milktank?
37:22 "Onix... you are now my least favorite Pokémon."
You heard the man - time for floods of Onix memes! 😄
If you Bide it, they will come.
Specifically, Milkman Mike's least favorite Pokémon, followed closely by Machamp.
10 million subs special, miltank and onix playthrough
Not just the Onix, but the Machamps, and crits too!
"WHAT DID I SAY BRAYDEN, WHAT DID I SAY!!" "It knows Sturdy?!"
Missed an opportunity to say, "You shall cower before my cow power!"
I have a feeling that half way through the playthrough, mikey was like "wait im ACTUALLY liking miltank. This is illegal. I'll just hire some random guy to finish it for me"
God, I love unlocking new Mikey quotes, "Let the cows be gay."
M. Night Shyamalan: I am the master of twists
Mikey: Hold my moomoo milk
Onix: “Imaginary technique: PARALYZE.”
This was interesting to see pop up on my recommended because I actually had a HeartGold Nuzlocke that unintentionally turned INTO a miltank-only run by the end, and seeing your level 100 miltank faint multiple times to red makes the leveling up I did feel even more worth it because somehow I won even though I am notoriously bad at nuzlockes💀 shout out to Strawberry the absolute tank
So he has a character who loves Miltank now. All he needs is a character who loves Drowzee and the Mikeyverse will be complete.
Maybe he’ll do a psychic type run and Drowzee will be his starter
real question is how was body slam hitting ghost types its a normal move right?
@@sixzero2733scrappy ability
And one with onix his new most disl Pokémon
Why did I read that as Milky instead of Mikey 😂
"Hey dude, I'm not really worried about you. Your attack stat is lower than Piplup's"
Onix: SIKEEEEE
I'm a big fan I really love your FireRed LeafGreen videos!
Onix: "And i took that personally."
6:44 for Mikey’s Ultimate Wet Dream
I laughed so hard at the new character reveal. One of my favorite creators to watch because I grew up on Pokemon and he just makes the nostalgia better. Thank you sir, the one millions subs is well deserved.
Grunty Boi taking the seat from Michael gave me so much life, I’ve never been so happy for an ad roll 🤣 “GIVE ME BACK MY CHAIR”
It made my day. He for real just went “gimme that!”
Grunty Boi let the fam go to his head way too fast but it is hilarious to see him take over the chair. Sorry if anything is missed spelled.
Even two months as pass that is STILL the funniest grunty Boi scene yet
Paralysis feels like it's an 80% chance when your Pokemon is paralyzed, but only a 20% chance when the opponent's Pokemon is paralyzed
You mean a 5% chance when the AI is paralysed
Oh, so 50%. Not that bad.
And in Scarlet/Violet, it's flipped
@@interwebedprotogen7575so it’s still 50/50?
@@bibigamer502Indeed, 50% is actually not bad odds
When Mikey reaches 2 million subscribers he should do a drowsee only run
Ahhh. I finally bought my own house and I can wake up in peace with no ca- wait..what's my neighbor doing with that mil- oh god
‘Let the cows be gay’ (7:21) is probably the best quote ever
This is gonna be on the Reddit
7:21
There's a certain quote that comes to mind that's better
@@someonehavinganidentitycrisis "photosynthesis" or "if it's not 100% accurate, it's 50% accurate" ?
@@CleanChimp08 it's not a mandjtv quote
"It's time I spread *milky* goodness in Kanto!;;;" Milkman Mike says, holding back a laugh.
Props to sticking with the bit, Mikey. Congrats on 1 mil!
No. Just no.
Wdym Mikey, that’s Milkman Mike
That is Milkman Mike but the first thing he says is so wrong
When you're so much in denial that you create a whole new character
I find it funny that Miltank is essentially just voldemort from Harry Potter. He shall not be named. He is just the Dark lord.
Also I'm just laughing at the neighbors just looking out the window and see a man pouring milk on himself. 😂
‘Milkman Mike’
i actually can’t with this playthrough 😂
Moochael.
You should see the end of the video.
@@ashleighheath3403 yeah i saw it it was so funny 😂
4:58
I'm so used to thinking of Mikey and Grunty Boi as different people that I didn't even realize how well that was edited lol
What editing? They literally just have the same face man.
@@thegamersclub9326 I do not even understand how YOU do not understand Mikey and Grunty Boi not being different people in reality (no offense with this message though)
@@dragonaura6698 It's a joke. But, no offense taken, as it could have easily not been with the excellent editing.
The memes on the Subreddit are indeed lovely.
I eagerly await the ASPITIPIAY.
I love this playthrough! There is one thing that gets me, and its gonna sound like a weird one. He either did or heavily implied that he did in fact waste perfectly good Homestead Creamery milk....
All in all, fun run! Now a Dr. Fuse crossover as the next goal!
Michael: ‘It’s only like 60 degrees’
Me: ONLY?! It’s 32 here!
Me staring at two inches of snow on the deck and my grandma’s maltese in a sweater. 60 definitely isn’t bad.
to be fair, I had just poured 35 degree liquid all over myself (and it was windy). If it was 32 outside, I wouldn't have been doing what I did!
32 is the high sometimes here
@@MandJTVPlays Dude, I've gone swimming in an un-heated outdoor pool in that temperature. And I'm talking outside temp, not water temp. Just saying! 😂
@@Cassiopea525 I would love to have snow right now. Where I live, we barely get any snow anymore. When I was a kid, we used to get easily 8" of snow with 5'+ drifts during a normal winter storm. Now all we are lucky to get is ice storms.
Fun Fact: At the end of the Indianapolis 500, the driver that wins the race dumps milk on their head. So Mikey doing that isn't entirely ridiculous
Do they do it in 60-degree weather though?
@@madethistocomment727 It takes place memorial day weekend in Indiana so I'd say no
@@madethistocomment727depends on the weather, I live in Indiana and I’ve seen Indy 500s where it’s 70 and beautiful, races where it’s 40 and rainy, and races where it’s humid and 95. Just depends 🤷🏼♀️ you can also get chocolate milk or dairy-free for lactose intolerance if you ask for it
Not to mention Kurt Angle always dumped milk on himself 😂😅😂
shoutout to micheal for pouring milk all over himself. he probably smelled horrible afterwards XD
Oh god the look on your face with the milk at the end xD
Ha ha
I can't get enough of "hOw DaRe YoU tAkE mY cHaIr?!?!?"
My favorite part was when he said "It's Milkin' time" and Miltank started milkin all over the place.
This play through just turned into a Got milk ad after Johto...
look on the bright side, Mikey. at least you didn't do this in Infinite Fusion.
(Mikey adds a new character to the Michaelverse)
Alright, comic artists: You know what to do next.
MILKMAN MIKE IS JUST MIKEY’S VERSION OF CLIVE AND CLAVELL! HES HIDING THE FONDNESS HE’S BEEN GETTING FOR MILTANK!
This playthrough was funny and amazing though. I loved every second of it.
Wdym? Clive and Clavell are COMPLETELY different
He shows up at the end of the storyline and eviscerates you with a miltank
I think you mean Clavelle and the Masked Royal
17:35 Glad I could help, Mikey
Mikey is so in denial for loving Miltank and decided to create another persona
"I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious."
"It's filled with what the people need!"
Special delivery
*happy war psychonaut flashbacks* nostalgia all “hail ya” to the milkman~
@@leofrog9 *girl scouts get murked by milk grenade*
Was looking for this.
“I am the Milkman……… my milk is delicious”
-Milk Man Mike
26:15
“I hate these Eeveelutions so much!”
Guess that explains why he never got around to Espeon on Pokémon Talk.
I can't wait for milk man Mike to do a pokemon infinite fusion nuzlock with only Miltank fusions
OMG 😂 i Almost typed the same thing. I think it will be the most cursed youtube video in 2024
If i had a nickel for every time his miltank gets paralyzed, ill have enough to bribe him to do a drowzee solo playthrough
So like no nickels because we all know Mikey loves drowzee
"Suffering is content."
-TCNick3 the Piplup
It’s usually Vernias or Sophist suffering😅
Yo tcnick3 reference
@rostislav-sh9ti thats not a reference thats just a mention of them
I LOVED the gratuitous, milky celebration. Over the top? No. No, I don’t think so.
Michael: I don't like Miltank....
Miltank: Oh really? I'll make you proud and love me!
No one:
Mikey after the E4: "I am the milkman. My milk is delicious."
LOL
Special delivery today
I was thinking the same thing
LMAO
Oh my goodness
“HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY CHAIR” perfect words
You beat me to it 🤣🤣
That’s gonna be a meme
- Vergil
The number 1 post on reddit
@@-1PokemonGamer yea 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
17:13 three in a row reaction is just😂
The strategy for this playthrough was KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
I hate that my brain instinctively filled in with the music when I read this comment 😭
If you have never heard the Total Biscuit (rest in peace) reading of that song, I highly suggest it
Michael “I guess I can catch Gyardos to use for HMs”
Miltank”hell no you will not have fun while I’m here” *critical hits the Gyardos*
Fun fact it's respawns in post game if you defeat it.
Michael Groth wearing a milkman costume and pouring milk on himself was NOT something I was ready for.
I have not made it to that part of the video yet and I am very, very scared.
69th like
How fitting 😏😏😏
looked like a p commercial. Just switch the milk with another white substance.
Being forced into playing Miltank really broke this poor man's Mind.
On 42:09 that was either an existential crises or denial to cope with the trauma.
just got to grunty bois ad im terrified for the future
Miltank is just a mini Snorlax. It's super effective in a Solo run. Especially when running Scrappy and rollout. I just can't believe you did a Miltank run and dressed as a Milk Man, but didn't run MILK DRINK. A lot of your headaches would have been cleared by having Milk Drink or Rest.
12:03 oof 😣
19:28
22:39 🤦♂️
29:35 and 40:32 AYY! He said it!
37:15 and 51:36 😣
42:05 What...? 😅
42:27 Realization!
55:31 and 1:02:39 ⬆️⏫👍
"Does Janine need to strengthen her Pokemon's bones?"
Sir, none of her Pokemon have bones except Crobat.
Wezzing has teeth, which means it has a skull.
Venomoth has an exoskeleton which is bones on the outside
Ariados is same as venomoth
@Chaos706 They are structure on the outside, yes, but I'm pretty sure bones are pretty exclusively calcium based while chitin is proteins.
He’s been milking this for a while, but we finally got the 1 million sub special
I appreciate the pun🤣
lol, nice pun
So glad he’s finally rolled this out
Glad he smashed this rock
So glad I got to whitneys it's glory
Bruno: Is he stronger than you Onix?
Onix: Hm good question
B: If he were to earthquake you…
O: It might be a little tough
B: Would you lose?
O: Nah I’d win.
"It's the power of milk, man........ Mike."
Funniest line in the whole video
Michael having a crisis of character half way through was hilarious. Though I think he should've been called Milkael though.
Missed opportunity. More missed than the rollouts
that crisis hit me personally i didnt appreciate it 😅
At least people can spell Milkman Mike. If they can't get Michael right then I don't want to know how badly Milkael gets butchered.
"Don't let the fame go to your head. CAUSE IT'S ALREADY GONE TO MINE!" *shoves Mikey off the seat*
“However nippily it be” WE MAKING IT OUTTA DA DROWSY MEMES WITH THIS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
i love how Miltank went from most hated, to now machamp and steelix being his least favorite.
I was not expecting this to turn into a character playthrough, but when he said it was, I so confidently said his name “Mookey”
"What did we learn?" Keep Milk Drink. Always keep a way to heal in battles. 😂❤
Yes. Pin this
*forgets milk drink*
*becomes milkman after E4*
Congratulations, Milkman Mike… but can you survive Pokémon Emerald with just a Miltank?
When youre against a pokemon its easy to get annoyed with. If youre using the pokemon YOU HAVE THE POWER OF THANOS WITH YOU
Mikey and grunty boi being on screen together is definitive proof that they are different people
It’s the Ryan George conundrum all over again
Was that ever a question? Ofc they are :D
Paradox creation.
Just like Ussop and Sogeking.
But that isnt mikey. Its milkman mike.
Mikey: I got defeated by an Onix.
Jacob: First time?
Jacob Alpharad? If that's who you're talking about, he didn't. The infamous clip is his own Onix dy1ng
@@Pearl_Blossom I mean, the problem is still related to Onix. Besides, for some reason, I remember a video where he struggles with one. I can't remember exactly which one it was, unfortunately.
@@Pearl_Blossom no way you censored the word "dying"
@@potatoman2580 youtube deletes a lot of random words
I was thinking about the Onix clip too. Icon
This was a great adventure!
Milkman Mike & Millitank will forever be Pokémon Icons ✨🥛✨
Congratulations to 1M subscribers!
🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍