Dream, Keemstar, All Gas No Breaks Interview with Andrew Callaghan - Off The Rails # 2

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  • @kiraanastasiaandersen1145
    @kiraanastasiaandersen1145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4300

    The fact that he was paying salary to 4 people to say ‘youre a wizard’ while he counts to 100 is a business investment i didn’t know i’d ever see

    • @ronaldmexico1297
      @ronaldmexico1297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I mean he’s producing a comedy show and it was funny and successful so yeah

    • @joshentertainment2
      @joshentertainment2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Comedy that's why

    • @elijahslattensmusic6909
      @elijahslattensmusic6909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@joshentertainment2 you seem like a man who knows everything about entertainment

    • @elijahslattensmusic6909
      @elijahslattensmusic6909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@joshentertainment2 oh wait nvm your only video is a stolen tiktok

    • @joshentertainment2
      @joshentertainment2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@elijahslattensmusic6909 i meant that it is actually comedy it isnt sarcastic this ain't my main account either my main channel is JoshEntertainment.

  • @allyhebertt
    @allyhebertt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2357

    Ethan: “say positive affirmations”
    Zach: “Ron Weasley!”

    • @jordonbrewer2354
      @jordonbrewer2354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Ron
      Ron
      Ron
      Ron Weasley

    • @baby.goblin
      @baby.goblin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@jordonbrewer2354 dumbledore!

    • @coffeeonzeetele
      @coffeeonzeetele 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@baby.goblin snape snape Severus snape

    • @WalterKlemmerPiano
      @WalterKlemmerPiano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@baby.goblin GANDALF

    • @mw7845
      @mw7845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ITS A PIPE BOMB!

  • @xoemmaox
    @xoemmaox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2740

    Dan didn’t have to give us high-level Oscar quality acting, but he did that. He did that for us.

    • @r_a_w_g_e_r
      @r_a_w_g_e_r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Crystal clear audio too

    • @trinityrerrie9912
      @trinityrerrie9912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      O on the 14th of of my q

    • @trinityrerrie9912
      @trinityrerrie9912 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I qq

    • @lajospapp258
      @lajospapp258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He always goes that extra mile

    • @blouptqy
      @blouptqy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      SUPPORT ANDREW. UNSUBSCRIBE FROM ALL GAS NO BRAKES. SUBSCRIBE TO CHANNEL 5. TELL EVERYONE.

  • @JagannathandPrema
    @JagannathandPrema 3 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    Cold opening the podcast with a bunch of men half-heartedly chanting "you're a wizard" to a man in his mid 30s lying on the floor, spread eagle is exactly the content I needed today. Thank you.

    • @edenrenee
      @edenrenee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lmfao same

    • @hawaiigeneral3045
      @hawaiigeneral3045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was that for me too🙌

    • @JagannathandPrema
      @JagannathandPrema 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eddaporzio9395 aww thank you! I needed that today ☺️❤️

  • @FightingBlIrish
    @FightingBlIrish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1418

    Ethan: "I don't like making H3 videos anymore."
    **makes this fucking gem of an intro**

    • @user-tl3sl2tu7e
      @user-tl3sl2tu7e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Honestly, I get it. The h3 channel is probably so much pressure to create the perfect video, so many subs on there and high expectations. Here he can just create what he wants and enjoy himself rather than worrying about perfecting it

    • @stephrowles5520
      @stephrowles5520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      literally facts. i love that he prefers the podcast and as long as he prefers that I'm on board. but there really is something beautiful about seeing old humour come out. its similar to jojis music video for the song "gimme love." there's a split second clip in there where he's up against a wall screaming and it reminds me of the ART that was old youtube. a split second of "frank? is that you?" that being said, I'm glad people like ethan and joji (and many others) have progressed and found new things that interest them and make them happy, just as they made us happy all those years :3

    • @AlexaBosse
      @AlexaBosse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      honestly it was nice to see; using the podcast for these little sketches is probably a more digestible way for him to make sketch comedy instead of investing a ton of time into a full length thing

    • @mongoosecandice7402
      @mongoosecandice7402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So glad to see him incorporating it more into the intros of off the rails

    • @Awzuki
      @Awzuki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ikr I feel like he makes them for us og fans i miss his old videos but I love the podcast and him making these little goofs is great to have a bit of the classic h3 in there

  • @figglewiggle5826
    @figglewiggle5826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2190

    “Is that...
    Dobby?”
    Love: 🧝🏼
    🦿🦿

    • @DreamQueenScream
      @DreamQueenScream 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Love bot 🤖 is a great sport 🤣

    • @blouptqy
      @blouptqy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      SUPPORT ANDREW. UNSUBSCRIBE FROM ALL GAS NO BRAKES. SUBSCRIBE TO CHANNEL 5. TELL EVERYONE.

    • @Naotahaley
      @Naotahaley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dabi*

    • @angelicatzzzz
      @angelicatzzzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😙
      🦿🦿

    • @katieschubring5581
      @katieschubring5581 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      T

  • @cookiemonsterqp
    @cookiemonsterqp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    ethan hates pasta but his dog's name is literally Alfredo

  • @misshathaway3576
    @misshathaway3576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Dan, Ian and Zach in the intro: 🧍🏼🧍🏻🧍🏻 “ur a wizard”

  • @gothicxromantic
    @gothicxromantic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2036

    “Did you get to Hogwarts?”
    “Yes.”
    “What did it cost?”
    (glances at broken Love Bot)
    “Everything.”

  • @Tom-lk6gy
    @Tom-lk6gy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    AB getting dragged behind the hogwarts express has to be the peak point of off the rails 😂

    • @tsenoj
      @tsenoj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      true simp behavior

    • @BTeamOfficial
      @BTeamOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeeeess!

  • @camilaa422
    @camilaa422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    WHY DID NO ONE NOTICE MOSES’ FACE PHOTOSHOPPED ON JESUS DURING THE TRISHA TIME TRAVEL BIT THAT WAS THE BEST PART I WAS DYING

    • @genetem
      @genetem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OH MY GOD

    • @aforrrrr
      @aforrrrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@genetem OH MY MOSES

    • @Grace17524
      @Grace17524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's bc there's no difference lol

    • @madden919
      @madden919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I literally thought it would be so funny if that happened. Legit did not notice that they actually did 😂

    • @yearofheart
      @yearofheart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      17:25

  • @Luke-xv5yq
    @Luke-xv5yq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Holy shit. Whoever is doing that Joe Biden impression is talented in more ways than one. The improv there is impressive.

    • @slothymango
      @slothymango 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds more like norm macdonald than Joe Biden

    • @ellieperez4595
      @ellieperez4595 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally my thoughts

  • @milkteamachine
    @milkteamachine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    Dan is co-hosting, producing and now also acting in the skits lol, he doesn't get enough credit

    • @evilcat333
      @evilcat333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Shoutout to his family

    • @lobsterairsoft499
      @lobsterairsoft499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Little known fact Dan is in fact, Quintin Tarantino

    • @loungewear13
      @loungewear13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One of the only talented ones on the crew. AB and love close second and third

    • @EvWuzhere
      @EvWuzhere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WHAT?? Ian IS the show what are you even on about. And everyone else is pretty talented in their own right..

    • @yearofheart
      @yearofheart 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@loungewear13 they all add to the show equally in their own way and this show could literally not go on without any of them 😊

  • @WoahthereIan
    @WoahthereIan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2465

    “You’re a wizard, Ethan” - Draco Milfoy

    • @AliciaOnlineGameplay
      @AliciaOnlineGameplay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I heard Draco Milkboy 😂

    • @cleopatrashbag
      @cleopatrashbag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A COINCIDENCE

    • @whome779
      @whome779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Great moves, Ethan" - Michelle Obama

    • @raistlinmajere7149
      @raistlinmajere7149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "I will tell you the secrets of the universe...in due time." -Dumbledore

    • @babygrinch
      @babygrinch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      dracko milfoy

  • @MiriamEdwardsArt
    @MiriamEdwardsArt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    The shifting sketch at the beginning was EVERYTHING oh my gosh. It's great to see little sketches like that at the beginning of some podcast episodes, it's just like getting an h3 video! Hope you guys keep doing it! :)

  • @jlannnn1234
    @jlannnn1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    The best thing about the new studio is that we get to see Dan’s face way more often.

  • @H3_remix
    @H3_remix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    Now the intro is like old school H3 with all the new cast involved and I’m loving it. This was hilarious. Best podcast on the internet.

  • @lcedcapp
    @lcedcapp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2009

    ethan: hates pasta with heavy cream
    also ethan: has a dog named alfredo

    • @noelleelizabeth9991
      @noelleelizabeth9991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      In their defense I think he was a rescue that already had a name.

    • @juliev6714
      @juliev6714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      There’s no such thing as a consequence

    • @fosteredfoliage
      @fosteredfoliage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@juliev6714 i agree with this statement as well but i think you're looking for "coincidence"

    • @Renvi
      @Renvi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Ethan: Pasta is the worst, it's not worth it.
      Me, listening to the podcast while eating pasta: O-oh--

    • @AuthenticMetamorphisis
      @AuthenticMetamorphisis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@fosteredfoliage let it be

  • @unicornic5235
    @unicornic5235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1621

    PLEASE KEEP THESE SKITS AT THE BEGINNING OF EVERY OFF THE RAILS EPISODE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!111!!!

    • @melinamuleiro8001
      @melinamuleiro8001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      IM.SHIFTING SO HARD RN THANKS FOR THE ANGEL NO.MBERS

    • @edgar9739
      @edgar9739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@melinamuleiro8001 BRUH PASS THE JOINT

    • @janetsaucedo2631
      @janetsaucedo2631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yesssss

    • @DreamQueenScream
      @DreamQueenScream 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Agreed! The skits are really fun and I need the laughter

    • @melinamuleiro8001
      @melinamuleiro8001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HERE YOU GO EDGAR s___🤏

  • @DRez91
    @DRez91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I’m so glad Ethan addressed the problem with ravioli. I’ve never been satisfied with the amount of ravioli given by restaurants.

  • @juliaghoulia5933
    @juliaghoulia5933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    love's face just hovering over dan's shoulder and making little text comments makes me laugh so hard. lovebot was a great addition.

    • @jeanie.00
      @jeanie.00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      💯 he’s so wholesome 🥺

    • @causeofmyserendipity8562
      @causeofmyserendipity8562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hes so cute

    • @AnnaVictrix
      @AnnaVictrix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes! Lovebot is one of my fav cast members.

    • @sb4825
      @sb4825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I laughed so hard when he tried to look at dan from his perspective

  • @malloryskrabanek2977
    @malloryskrabanek2977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    I was not expecting to see Ethan laying spread eagle on the floor when I opened the video

  • @josefinamrn
    @josefinamrn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    Off the rails is becoming an amazing mix of the podcast Ethan and old "meme" Ethan, I love it.

  • @jsoph4299
    @jsoph4299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    Dude the Biden impersonator was so fucking good.

    • @shess2000
      @shess2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      His name is Austin Nasso

    • @smilewaltzerbon2711
      @smilewaltzerbon2711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah Ethan didn’t appreciate it

  • @PedestrianBrand
    @PedestrianBrand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    Can’t believe Zach didn’t cosplay as Hagrid for this

  • @xxsqueaky_cleanxx1739
    @xxsqueaky_cleanxx1739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    This is literally the most enjoyable podcast ever, nobody can even compare to how fucking amazing the chemistry between everyone is, absolutely goated

    • @feeluvsyou
      @feeluvsyou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      cumtown

    • @sheowserr665
      @sheowserr665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@feeluvsyou literally

    • @siouxd799
      @siouxd799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I needed it as a pallet cleanser after too much Trish last week!!!

    • @uneasymanxxx986
      @uneasymanxxx986 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      YMH is the GOAT Mommy

    • @mementomori.goodbye.5104
      @mementomori.goodbye.5104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@feeluvsyou so tru tbh

  • @VirgoVyrus
    @VirgoVyrus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    They should've started chanting "light as a feather, thin as a board" for his positive affirmation. Lol

    • @wytpny557
      @wytpny557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the craft?

    • @MrTylerwilliamson
      @MrTylerwilliamson 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wytpny557 r/whoosh

    • @christinaaa_xo
      @christinaaa_xo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lmaooo! I wonder if people still do this at sleepovers?! I think we used to say stiff as a board though

    • @wowokay953
      @wowokay953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MrTylerwilliamson why say woooosh? the commenter is right, light as a feather... is a reference to the craft

    • @mcr5645
      @mcr5645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Light as a feather, hard as a rock*

  • @sarahshawsehgal5121
    @sarahshawsehgal5121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    17:30 "Isn't that where Judas sat?" THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A COINCIDENCE

    • @moveme2902
      @moveme2902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😳🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @michaelreed1215
    @michaelreed1215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    “Never trust a man with a beard that black” is a good point. Jafar, Scar, Keemstar.... there is no such thing as a coincidence

    • @user-bn1lb8ey9v
      @user-bn1lb8ey9v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      and all 3 names end in "ar"... there is no such thing as a coincidence

    • @michaelreed1215
      @michaelreed1215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@user-bn1lb8ey9v I know that was part the the reason I said it. He really is a real life movie villain. The guy is terrible lol

    • @darga4756
      @darga4756 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      racist

    • @quinn9598
      @quinn9598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@darga4756 “Black” isn’t racist come now 🤦🏾‍♂️ Yes black guys have black beards but it’s a stretch to say that’s what _anyone’s_ saying lmao

    • @tinaa140
      @tinaa140 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My ex boyfriend 😂

  • @kaylab2557
    @kaylab2557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1131

    Trisha in every part history fucking killed me LMFAOOO

    • @analee3299
      @analee3299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So funny

    • @manedrain
      @manedrain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg I missed it

    • @isabellehoward9994
      @isabellehoward9994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      its not actually true!! 🤙 💚

    • @anubisthacutest4752
      @anubisthacutest4752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@isabellehoward9994 lol I feel like that went right over your head

    • @lilbebe6566
      @lilbebe6566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My fav off the rails yet

  • @wendyngo4900
    @wendyngo4900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1291

    I didn't realise that Ethan was laying in the floor. Why did my brain think he was doing from mission impossible hanging from the ceiling???

    • @starlite369
      @starlite369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      LOL same. Think he was on a little stool, so the illusion of his arms/legs going down..,

    • @nickychasse1588
      @nickychasse1588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same 🤣

    • @zachsh
      @zachsh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He was laying on a green screen. The ground was added in post

    • @tocoachaqueen7780
      @tocoachaqueen7780 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same lol

    • @synsam12345
      @synsam12345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's mainly due to the lack of contact shadow. / VFX artist

  • @alexxdearaujo7375
    @alexxdearaujo7375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I love the Adlib Harry Potter chanting “you’re a wizard” “Hermione granger” “ Hagrid idk”

  • @matthew_thefallen
    @matthew_thefallen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    "You're a wizard Ethan"
    "Drako Milfoi" ahahahaha
    best intro EVER.

    • @saraajayp
      @saraajayp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ✨david✨copperfield✨

  • @laowhy86
    @laowhy86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3450

    Dan actually killing it with the acting

    • @Plentyofpetals
      @Plentyofpetals 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      never expected to see you here c-milk 🥛

    • @squoodlytoodly7404
      @squoodlytoodly7404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      “HES GONNA KILL HIMSELF😡”

    • @blouptqy
      @blouptqy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      SUPPORT ANDREW. UNSUBSCRIBE FROM ALL GAS NO BRAKES. SUBSCRIBE TO CHANNEL 5. TELL EVERYONE.

    • @charlotte4959
      @charlotte4959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That one line was so intense and spectacular

    • @mombulu02
      @mombulu02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Chris Chapel better be next here

  • @kingmarsden
    @kingmarsden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    I got an ad for Minecraft during the Dream discussion. There is no such thing as a coincidence. I'm energetically aligned and currently shifting. Soon, I will arrive outside Hagrid's Hut.

  • @ChrisDrumGood
    @ChrisDrumGood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    It seems like Love is constantly trying to do "The Smolder" from Tangled

  • @maliacarinio2781
    @maliacarinio2781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    can we please talk more about love and his funny faces
    he needs more appreciation for the funny things he puts on his little robot screen!

    • @kylam5107
      @kylam5107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Literally tho 😭 I wish they looked at the bot more

    • @julietk.1698
      @julietk.1698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@kylam5107 I think it's funnier if they don't and only viewers see, because it's like silent communication that just adds humor when they chat about shit🤣 I am big fan of Love 🥰😍

    • @NNN-yu8gz
      @NNN-yu8gz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It was the "with handsome >>>" for me 😂

    • @anubisthacutest4752
      @anubisthacutest4752 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@julietk.1698 exactly 💯

  • @RealRanton
    @RealRanton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5013

    Bro I love this podcast so much

  • @dianeschmidt17
    @dianeschmidt17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +987

    This show gets better every single week I cannot believe it’s possible

    • @samhirner8251
      @samhirner8251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The best podcast🙌

    • @adh3247
      @adh3247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@XenoTravis yes i’m from trisha after frenemies and i’m a new h3 fan n i think it keeps improving

    • @Kyle-wr5sw
      @Kyle-wr5sw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@XenoTravis I disagree. A lot of long time h3 fans (before he even had a podcast channel) like myself agree that his content is better then ever, and we welcome all of the new fans with peace and love

    • @kennedyweyker4389
      @kennedyweyker4389 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      A

    • @AprilWhelan00
      @AprilWhelan00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@XenoTravis i’ve been watching h3 since 2016 i think they have only improved

  • @conniegwilt5873
    @conniegwilt5873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I was writing about the Russian revolution when the picture of Trisha and Lenin came up. There's no such thing as a coincidence.

  • @Lj-xn8ug
    @Lj-xn8ug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    "Comrade Paytas" Dan has gone off the rails! we need that as a sound byte plzzzz

  • @spectralbeauty
    @spectralbeauty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    That opening skit is fucking EVERYTHING. Off the rails is morphing to hold it's own! Hellllll yeeeuhhh.

    • @milenaz4475
      @milenaz4475 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeuh

    • @RoxieParadox
      @RoxieParadox 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      THIS! Hila gonna be mad tho hahaha :P

  • @prophecygirl93
    @prophecygirl93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    Please sound byte Dan screaming “get him the fuck off that gatsby!!!” It’s too good

  • @madolynamira6579
    @madolynamira6579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Trisha paytas photo shopped into everything is literally the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

  • @eeericaa
    @eeericaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    Did no one notice love wrote “I’m leaving I can’t listen to this shit” during the pasta convo lol

    • @ian4109
      @ian4109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That was the best part lmao

    • @harper2409
      @harper2409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Loves captions are great

    • @esmeraldavaldez628
      @esmeraldavaldez628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He also wrote "bad take Ethan"🤣

    • @ZoeClarkTattooer
      @ZoeClarkTattooer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I like when he puts a picture of Joji on the screen

    • @coffeeonzeetele
      @coffeeonzeetele 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He also wrote “with handsome ->” pointing to Dan

  • @Zach-gy7us
    @Zach-gy7us 3 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    Ian's legs are probably shredded for all those times he stood up.

    • @charleshern6958
      @charleshern6958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Underrated comment

    • @youroneandonly860
      @youroneandonly860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He’s gonna be thick this summer ☀️ 🏖 🍑

    • @kateposts
      @kateposts 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Inverted Prison Body

  • @lilbebe6566
    @lilbebe6566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +799

    Ethan:”what’s wrong with loves screen?”
    Love: “the sun is in my eyes” 😂

    • @angiet7380
      @angiet7380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Wow I just now got to that part while reading your comment 😆 21:10

    • @SoreBrain
      @SoreBrain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@angiet7380 Energetically aligned

    • @RoxanneLavender
      @RoxanneLavender 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was shocked when he said it was light in Sweden at 2am, then i looked outside and saw it was getting light in England at 3am.

    • @jimmibrown
      @jimmibrown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@angiet7380 there's no such thing as coincidence

    • @kyrahirsch4367
      @kyrahirsch4367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@angiet7380 same here. There is no such thing as a coincidence!

  • @alejandragarcia9216
    @alejandragarcia9216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Why didn’t they ask Love for his unpopular opinion? I’m pissed.

  • @charleshern6958
    @charleshern6958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1722

    After dark is like staying up late with your parents. Off the rails is like a weekend at your dads house

    • @patriarchparamour
      @patriarchparamour 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Oh your dad’s is like this too?

    • @Awzuki
      @Awzuki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      well us fatherless people wouldn't know

    • @charleshern6958
      @charleshern6958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@Awzuki it’s better to have no father than a shitty one,

    • @Awzuki
      @Awzuki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@charleshern6958 facts

    • @emilywh1974
      @emilywh1974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I love when Ethan says names. “Hermione Grainey, Courtnen Stoddard”. I like that.

  • @annafekete8662
    @annafekete8662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    The transition from Ethan happy he killed Voldemort to Dan screaming “GET HIM THE FUCK OFF THAT GATSBY” is my most favourite transition ever 💖

    • @charleshern6958
      @charleshern6958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dude Dan looked like the meanest umpire ever lol. Needs to be a meme

    • @rbrand1098
      @rbrand1098 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      timestamp?

    • @annafekete8662
      @annafekete8662 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rbrand1098 3:47 😎

  • @sab-z2170
    @sab-z2170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +928

    I love how Ethan was worried off the rails was not popular, this is the best part of my week! Plz keep these coming 🙏🏻

    • @yearofheart
      @yearofheart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      100% agree, started watching for frenemies and stuck around for otr and after dark 💘

    • @hawaiigeneral3045
      @hawaiigeneral3045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Literally same

    • @jamesdean876
      @jamesdean876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m curious as to why you do not like frenemies? Just wondering

    • @reisurenivka
      @reisurenivka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Dobie I love that frenemies has become this popular, but I personally don’t like it. I can tolerate watching any episode of frenemies, but I just rather watch off the rails and after dark. I love Ethan, but I don’t like Trisha. I don’t hate Frenemies or Trisha, but it’s just not for me.

    • @Pennyfairy22
      @Pennyfairy22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree I enjoy just the guy’s for a episode

  • @hammylammy2832
    @hammylammy2832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Love being incorporated into the back behind dan is my new favorite part of this show, he is the most precious creature in existence.

  • @Barbieknowsbestuk
    @Barbieknowsbestuk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    “Sure thing fatso” HAHAHAHA Ethans face he was so offended HAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TaisunT
      @TaisunT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The tore me up inside hahahaha

    • @janetsaucedo2631
      @janetsaucedo2631 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I loved it tbh

    • @elizabeth4369
      @elizabeth4369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He looked so hurt!!! I’m sure that’s why he cut that bit short lol

  • @politicalseance
    @politicalseance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    Hearing Ethan just repeat “there’s no such thing as a coincidence, we are energetically aligned” is everything

    • @idontgivetkachuk2997
      @idontgivetkachuk2997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I need that as a text ringtone

    • @RealElongatedMuskrat
      @RealElongatedMuskrat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's becoming something I just randomly think when my brain is buffering.

    • @shanleahibbs4805
      @shanleahibbs4805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes they need to sound bite that lol

  • @user-tl3sl2tu7e
    @user-tl3sl2tu7e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I feel like this channel is settling into an amazing balance of different content. After Dark, Off The Rails and Frenemies are the perfect mix of different shows, there's something for everyone.

  • @teemaq659
    @teemaq659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The amount of love he had for Trish here is incredible and sad

  • @katiemitchell410
    @katiemitchell410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Holy fuck, Ian explaining his liking daylight savings was the funniest thing I've seen all week

    • @yllom9667
      @yllom9667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m crying rn that was so funny

    • @The__Gent
      @The__Gent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We need Ian: The Movie

    • @abbynotgail
      @abbynotgail 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seriously. I was dyyyyying. And I actually ended up agreeing with him? Lmao

  • @krissy5089
    @krissy5089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    When Joe said, “fatso” I CHOKED. That was so uncalled for 😂😂😂

    • @mazdabazda2267
      @mazdabazda2267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I SCREAMED HAHAHA

    • @mw1567
      @mw1567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So triggered. 😂

    • @krissy5089
      @krissy5089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mw1567 right? I was triggered for him 😂

    • @bettoamuse6618
      @bettoamuse6618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      IT WAS SO FUNNY

    • @wordvomit5385
      @wordvomit5385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Can I get a time stamp 😭💀

  • @pariss2416
    @pariss2416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    "Pasta... f*cking sucks"
    Theodore and his buttered noodles: *judging Ethan silently

    • @TheCh0psueyy
      @TheCh0psueyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Theodore and Trisha 😂😂😂

    • @AdviceFromAHipoCrite
      @AdviceFromAHipoCrite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And me! Who tf doesnt like pasta🥺🥺its brings such a mouthful of joy

  • @jillskee1
    @jillskee1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Anyone else rewatching after the breakup- needing some norm H3 chat.....

    • @melissal-t3232
      @melissal-t3232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      YEA I WATCHED IT IN THE WRONG ORDER😭, seeing them talk abt Trisha like they’re friends💔

    • @spacemountainvanity
      @spacemountainvanity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can't bring myself to watch the last frenemies episode

  • @eileeniglesias2361
    @eileeniglesias2361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    “Dobby” just moving back and forth in the Gatsby with Ethan wad SENDING ME i love this podcast so much

  • @erikah207
    @erikah207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    AB being dragged by the Gatsby is the funniest thing I've seen in awhile

  • @annaliselobiondo1378
    @annaliselobiondo1378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    dan screaming “ethAN ETHAN ETHAN” i cant

  • @TAKprod
    @TAKprod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    That intro was the funniest fucking thing that you guys have put out in years. Holy shit.

  • @Thomas-nk4uj
    @Thomas-nk4uj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Off the rails is starting to become a finely tuned machine. Every week is gold!! The call ins, the skits, the segments, everything is just *chef’s kiss*

  • @Hezih
    @Hezih 3 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    NOT AB correcting how to say "Draco" after saying Draco MILFOY in the beginning

    • @aleckcain4142
      @aleckcain4142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      More like Draco DILFoy 😩💦

    • @casualrebellion36
      @casualrebellion36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      when you know better , do better 💀

    • @cosmicnic
      @cosmicnic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aleckcain4142 PLEASE

    • @giulianaherrera7775
      @giulianaherrera7775 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Righttt 😂

    • @petra839
      @petra839 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vanessa Kovacs Odom on. Yeah yoû

  • @camerynr8344
    @camerynr8344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    absolutely obsessed with the idea of Trish being what’s holding the universe together

  • @catchifyoucan232
    @catchifyoucan232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    It’s funny that Trisha took Judas’s spot just before she destroyed Frenemies.

    • @spacemountainvanity
      @spacemountainvanity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And with Jesus Christ making a video called "thou shall not play the victim" about Trisha? There's no such thing as a coincidence.

    • @TubbsCustard
      @TubbsCustard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      There is no such thing as a coincidence

  • @laurennicolenewby2320
    @laurennicolenewby2320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    no lie they found their juju when they got back to the office. people saying the show dropped recently and its bc ethan was trapped creatively and we couldnt use the crew. i am so happy

  • @mollycooper8547
    @mollycooper8547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    Ethan: “you might as well just eat a loaf of bread with butter”
    Dan: “that’s good too”
    IM DEAD LMAOOO 57:30

  • @rryyaanng
    @rryyaanng 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Trish cannonballing off the titanic SENT me💀💀💀

  • @danaperks6092
    @danaperks6092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love how interviewing Andrew turned into Andrew interviewing Ethan. feels like two homies catching up, because it is, that's what we love about this podcast. It's legit just hanging out with friends.

  • @kspoopsss
    @kspoopsss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    If ethan keeps playing with The Gatsby he's gonna have a documentary about how he hurt one of his friends

  • @jessibooks2965
    @jessibooks2965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    AB’s “hamdullah” after dan went off abt how wrong it is to eat pigs had me rolling 😭😭😭

  • @soulshush
    @soulshush 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    "Is that dobby"
    *Cuts to love bot*
    I ACTUALLY LOST IT😭😭
    Edit: omg this whole harry thing has me in tears💀

  • @violetl7194
    @violetl7194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    add "Draco" to the list of common knowledge things Ethan cannot pronounce

  • @Novelette22
    @Novelette22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    I adore Love's random emojis and reactions on his LoveBot screen throughout the podcast 😄

    • @lisabugeja6536
      @lisabugeja6536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Definitely let’s show love some love 💕

  • @jensmith7526
    @jensmith7526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Trisha being random places throughout history had me DEAD ☠️ ☠️☠️

  • @anntecz
    @anntecz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Ian enjoying daylight time is SUCH DAD energy. I cannot.

  • @Meppity
    @Meppity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    I can't stop replaying 1:09:22 omfg

    • @gnarlycarley5550
      @gnarlycarley5550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      same lmao, I'm so glad they left it in 😭

    • @WizKaylifa
      @WizKaylifa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      ethan’s giggle and the “excuse me?!” had me rolling

    • @Boorosan
      @Boorosan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      u probably never see this but I love ur art so much! I wish i have enough money to go to Calarts

    • @rorycaire-mccaul634
      @rorycaire-mccaul634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Illuminati confirmed

  • @kristinawilliams3005
    @kristinawilliams3005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    If Andrew is bachelor I will 100% start working out and apply.

    • @jeraiceball
      @jeraiceball 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      We need Andrew for H3 bachelor, STAT. (Also, please open the applications to non-US foot soldiers.)

    • @rubieslight3373
      @rubieslight3373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would too straight up let’s goooooooo

    • @Yor_gamma_ix_bae
      @Yor_gamma_ix_bae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s very single, get to work

    • @goblingrrl
      @goblingrrl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      you and me both girl

  • @msthetic.x
    @msthetic.x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    Omg the intro was so funny especially when Dan was like “HES GONNA FUCKING KILL HIMSELF” LOL I love when you guys make skits it’s the funniest shit ever

    • @Jackbutcool
      @Jackbutcool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@AxxLAfriku This guy again

    • @christinaaa_xo
      @christinaaa_xo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Jackbutcool I thought I recognized this name from somewhere.

    • @wickednikki1987
      @wickednikki1987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AB on the back being drug was everything 🤣

    • @SoMelancholy
      @SoMelancholy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wickednikki1987 And when Ethan and Dobby were on the Hogwarts express, it then cuts to Ethan sleep riding. I almost died! 🤣!!!

  • @amandabeltran1914
    @amandabeltran1914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    I could only imagine someone walking into the office and seeing the guys chant positive wizard affirmations to Ethan laying on the ground LMAO The love-bot as Dobby was just top tier comedy.

  • @PileUhFlapjacks
    @PileUhFlapjacks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I know that everybody’s over the Godfather bits, but they KILL ME 😂

  • @brookbelly
    @brookbelly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +885

    why’s nobody talking about zach, ethan, and dan doing “There’s no such thing as a coincidence” at the same time ...

    • @cubidee8393
      @cubidee8393 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Got a timestamp?

    • @forgotten1s
      @forgotten1s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cubidee8393 you missed it. The trisha part

    • @lelaweber47
      @lelaweber47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@cubidee8393 13:56

    • @Sakura-kj2jo
      @Sakura-kj2jo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Wooooowaa 13:52

    • @SharpieElectricity
      @SharpieElectricity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      They are all energetically aligned

  • @persianblue44
    @persianblue44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    me: mom, can i get harry potter?
    mom: no we have harry potter at home
    harry potter at home:

  • @Michelle-mn5zz
    @Michelle-mn5zz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    Tom Felton, Dracco Milfoy himself, owns multiple Teddy Fresh hoodies!
    There is no such thing as a coincidence✨

    • @Tisharaa
      @Tisharaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      bro that’s so cool they have to see and acknowledge this!!

    • @iscanadaa6582
      @iscanadaa6582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yesss and his intials TF...no such thing as a coincidence

    • @Mochikoiya
      @Mochikoiya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love Tom Felton and I saw him at a convention. He walked past me, but I didn’t want to be a fan in front of him since it was like 8am, and he deserves peace and not to have fans run up to him. So I let him be.

    • @Michelle-mn5zz
      @Michelle-mn5zz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Tisharaa so, they acknowledge it around the 6:50 minute mark. I spoke too soon🙈

    • @Michelle-mn5zz
      @Michelle-mn5zz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iscanadaa6582 Guess they’re energetically aligned!!!

  • @emma-mr3xk
    @emma-mr3xk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    zachs “spring forward, fall back” just changed my life....

    • @chelinka088983
      @chelinka088983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My 4th grade teacher told me tht i never forgot

  • @alisunwonderland4242
    @alisunwonderland4242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    I feel like Love has been so seamlessly infused into the show and he’s such a fun addition!

    • @toastyfootprint888
      @toastyfootprint888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      i feel like he gets kinda left out sometimes? sometimes he does funny stuff on his screen that no one ever acknowledges or notices and hes never as involved in conversation compared to everyone else

    • @user-oe9lo9fg9p
      @user-oe9lo9fg9p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@toastyfootprint888 agreed but recently he's been included a lot more so its a start i guess

    • @Hina-fo1tk
      @Hina-fo1tk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@toastyfootprint888 I personally prefer that they don't acknowledge his funny comments, it makes it even funnier that only the viewers see it. :))

    • @alisunwonderland4242
      @alisunwonderland4242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@toastyfootprint888 I can see that point also. I kind of like his background shtick so I guess I didn’t see it that way. You’ve definitely gotta learn to speak up with Ethan and the crew and actively answer him so it might take some time for him to feel comfortable or catch the flow

    • @toastyfootprint888
      @toastyfootprint888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Hina-fo1tk true! i definitely enjoy it and im sure viewers do too i just hope that he doesnt feel any type of way when the crew doesn’t acknowledge his jokes!

  • @ellad4504
    @ellad4504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    “Holy shit bro we are so energetically aligned.”
    Sounds like a guy on Tinder trying to use astrological signs to convince me to hookup with him 😂✨

    • @WangFire
      @WangFire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey Ella I'm a Virgo... so you know... my dms are open

    • @noodlejoos
      @noodlejoos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same 💀

    • @Thegrimreaper4lyfe
      @Thegrimreaper4lyfe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There's no such thing as a coincidence

    • @user-ge6ku3kv7t
      @user-ge6ku3kv7t 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it working?

  • @fun4me438
    @fun4me438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    AB being dragged by the Hogwarts Express just did it for me.

    • @coralrose5754
      @coralrose5754 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m surprised he didn’t get hurt 💀💀

  • @rheanegron6489
    @rheanegron6489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Did not know Dan was a vegetarian! So much respect for him

  • @HannahLeigh0
    @HannahLeigh0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5438

    2 mins in and I can already tell this is going to be the best one yet

    • @rookie1405
      @rookie1405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How’s pregnancy going? Duck waddling yet? lol

    • @nataliezementbeisser1492
      @nataliezementbeisser1492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      you are hot, Hannah

    • @kafuladallefachant
      @kafuladallefachant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@nataliezementbeisser1492 yall creepy AF

    • @roachbag6969
      @roachbag6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nataliezementbeisser1492 h

    • @pilldolan9918
      @pilldolan9918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The start of this is like we got the only h3h3 sketch in ages. More please!

  • @apoicalypse
    @apoicalypse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    I really enjoy Dan's heartfelt moment about pigs. You could see he genuinely cares about them. Nearly to the point of tears

    • @anonymous-hb4nu
      @anonymous-hb4nu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Someone -> something
      Murdered -> slaughtered

    • @hughman9975
      @hughman9975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@anonymous-hb4nu yeah the objectification and commodification of sentient animals is anthropocentrism, its easy to change synonyms to impersonalise animals but it doesn't change the fact pigs are very sentient, smart as other animals that are cared about and protected because its the societal norm. It doesn't matter the synonym you use, the fact is we raise billions of peaceful, social and emotionally aware animals in stressful industrial conditions, waste water and making the food to feed them for the months it takes for them to reach a profitable size, something like a year for pigs when they live like ten? A fraction of their lifespan. And what it does to the world environmentally, ecologically, it takes the piss really. Its just a fast track way to pushing the planets limits, really at the end of the day the only argument that is honest to justify eating meat is that people just want to and its comfortable to be indifferent to the hard reality of how its become a state of consumption that can never be sustainable where we are and how we do it, except for I guess lab grown meat and other possibilities along that line maybe

    • @genericname8727
      @genericname8727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hughman9975 some people do require meat for health reasons. Ignoring that doesn’t help. It’s better to acknowledge it so we can push for more accessible options to be made with those people in mind.

    • @AA-ht8pn
      @AA-ht8pn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@genericname8727 what do you need from meat that you can't get from a plant based source?

    • @KrispyAlex
      @KrispyAlex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Honestly, i already hate pork but i eat bacon from time to time but after that i am never eating bacon again. I wish i could be completely vegan or at least vegetarian but i grew up in a mexican household lol

  • @dorsnery
    @dorsnery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    When ian said he likes changing the setting on his oven broke me

    • @TheDefault42069
      @TheDefault42069 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i totally agree tho, its nice to have a change

  • @misshathaway3576
    @misshathaway3576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “The sun is in my eyes” I LOVE this man lmao

  • @aoife777
    @aoife777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    “is that THE HOGWARTS EXPRESS??!!”
    the start of this ep has me crying

  • @taliameows
    @taliameows 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    The first 20 minutes of this ep was just too fucking funny, I think this is my favourite off the rails episode yet

  • @218SerenaH
    @218SerenaH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Hahah I love love’s text updates on his screen throughout the podcast, the crew never notices cuz I don’t think anyone is really looking at his screen throughout the pod, but it’s great. We notice!

    • @ajo9016
      @ajo9016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s becoming my favorite part of the show 😂

    • @escapethenorth480
      @escapethenorth480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Love is so underrated. He’s easily becoming my favourite!

  • @IvyCat44
    @IvyCat44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Not sure if this connection has been made before, but Ethan gives me Michael Scott vibes and dan gives me Jim Halpert vibes especially in this video 😂😂😂