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1:39, it's not that the painter can't dodge catapults, it's that he knows he's chad enough to take one to the face
Scared Hornby Nah he’s just playing dead.
@@merzarino Nah he got a concussion from that one.
That crunch had me though XD
1:49 and at this moment Painter knew , , , , he Fkt up xDD
XD
8:38
What’s more poetic than blocking a sword with a paintbrush
“The pen is mightier than the sword”
Than getting curb-stomped onto the ground.
@@lesleydelcarmen1981 The pen may be mightier than the sword, but it is not as mighty as thy foot
paintbrush its powerfull
If it was a pen.
5:28
“You may be fast enough to dodge bullets, but not fast enough to dodge these hands!”
XD
Laughed for a full minute. Ty
Girl friend: you well never get over me
Me: 7:19
He gets decked so hard that he actually falls over
He got mega-decked.
10:45 yup that's me, you're probably wondering how I got here, let me explain:
Michael mike no
XD
GENERIC COMEDY MOVIE STARTS
and i thought that meme was dead, thank you sir
Generic comedy movies in a nutshell
He is like that one kid when you’d play dodgeball and he would rather die than be hit
Throw Away Channel Man I’m the one
That is me every time
I am also that one kid
Didn't think I was that kid until I broke my wrist while playing in highschool.
Opposite but ok
1:39 I love how he just lies there and accepts his fate after the 1st Rock.
"I shouldn't be alive"
Or... He broke his spine but sure..! He "accepted it"
I think we got his neck snaped
I do believe he has a minor case of a broken spine, neck, and skull.
What really happened to zofia after that rock
4:55 "Dodge this!"
He even said duck
Filthy casual
"Nur ein Agent"
If he could survive that, he'd probably have brain damage
4:48
*"He's coming too? roger that!"*
*Extraction failed*
Nice reference 👌
*"This is Pequod, arriving shortly at LZ!"*
Kaz?
*This is pequad, have arrived at LZ, will stand by!*
Nice reference my boy
3:09 *cool guys dont look at explosions*
They dont look at them. They paint them
lol i remember that
i said the same thing! 😂
Thanks Gappy very cool!
All of the viewers are thereby not cool
4:08 is no one going to talk about this amazing dodge?
Some real survival instincts here
Yas
Its like chara dodgeing gasterblasters
@@AA-hl6ir lol undertale XD
He’s the guy who taught goku to ultra instinct
These hawachas are gonna have a BAD
TIME
8:03 he dodged so quickly that the cannonball phased through him
id be more scared than anything, with that painter walking up to me nonchalantly Whilst Im firing cannon rounds at him and hes just dodging like there nothing
*ultra instinct theme starts playing*
Shisui the body flicker but ultra instinct
5:04 & 5:54
- What are you tryin' to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?
- No, Neo. What I'm trying to tell you is that when you are ready... You won't have to.
@James Kaites nah fam I went by Frame by frame but i thought he got shot too
Ryan Broscius you know you didn’t have to do frame by frame
@@kieran5099 ok?
8:37 daaaamn, got him with the head stomp
Crim that’s looks like a movie scene
You may be able block my sword with that titanium paint brush but you cant block my BOOT
7:51
"Oh, you re approaching me ?!"
"I cant paint the hell of your cannon withoult approaching you."
♡
Ho ho! Then come as close a s you want!
I’m not gonna say it...
F*cking jojo fans and their obsessions..
Heres the weeb
9:08 he send him to another dimension
edit: thx for over 500 likes
Yeet
Yyyyyyaaaaaasssss
The sound to lol
He send him to the sock dimension (Where all our lost socks go)
sent*
Dodges everything
But still dies.
12 3 so true
I don’t know why but the painter reminds me the character Kenny from South Park
4:16 *James Bond be like*
9:06 *Enemies In Dark Souls Be Like*
Mega yeet
XGAMERX2451
Dodge like a badass...
Just to get one shot literally a second later
The heck he took half of them with him.
7:53
He’s so powerful, it’s almost like the cannonballs go right through him!
He is weak, he can only dodge
@@killerbee9276 your brain is weak, its a joke.
This is how it feels when you have the motivation to draw something
@@ItzDepKrunker Don't worry about it. It was actually kinda funny!
It must be Obito Uchiha from Naruto
1:50 looks like he is filming his death XD
1:28
Ha! I dodged everyone of those potions.
*Pulls out a second volley*
6:36 he is hoping to dodge them all
Some Matrix shit right there
lol look at his eyes hes trying so hard
opens eyes what i did it ( heart attack )
have fun in r/youngpeopleyoutube all of you
Cereal Fishy aw sweet
1:29
Macy’s Employee: “Wanna try our new cologne?”
Me:
When they say it comes with WiFi: 1:34
Painter:
Arrow: I'ma get you
Also painter: Slide to the left one time
Rhys Greenall Reverse!
Cha Cha real smooth
9:27
*painter* I am okay i did it! (:
*swords hit*
*painter* okay mabye not! ):
SLIIIIDE TO THE LEFT! (Also my name is Rhys)
"I want you to focus all gun we have on that man..."
"MORE!"
_"I said..."_
*"MORE!"*
Noub
Way
3:31 This one was hilarious to me xD
Why? The fact that the painter dont got a neck or that he stood in front of the hwacha. its probably the second one
1:49 I think he’s broken
Frosty Flakes he’s playing dead xD
nah hes fine
It’s the brain trauma
I think he had a seizure
He got crippled
Snake archer: shoots snake
Painter: dodges and laughs at snake archer
Snakes: holds up the reverse uno card
Painter: "Exists"
Literally any ranged based unit: "Why do I hear boss music?"
Ranged units after they hit him after he dodges: *Why do I hear laughter- Oh wait, that's me*
Painter: ded
Snake archers and clam throwers: why do I hear boss music, Oh it's just me
1:51 moment when the painter knew: game over man
3:09 power rangers after defeating an enemy
Dayum thats childhood
4:55
I died when he got shot by the gun, you have to be really skilled (and crazy lucky) to do it lmao
As he died
You have to be skilled to be shot by an gun?
2:07
(*watching)
If he dodge I quit.
He tried to
4:05
I want to see painter with cheerleaders vs all the range unites
Why
@sans fan why not
What does the cheerleaders do
@@zero-two0244 increases attack speed of units
@@lavodnas7899 It also reduces the cooldown of special abilities.
I gotta say, 1:39 was overall the funniest one. The pacing, the framing, and how it cuts away before the victory thing even pops up.
1:58 man being eaten by snakes 2019 colorized
Lost it at the scream
Painter : *DODGE MODE ACTIVE*
Ranged Units : NANI
RageAlert47 Of The Ragers atonomous ultra instinct!
@@tootoo-1001 what does America have to do with this
9:26: *ZA WARUDO*
9:30: time move again
ZA WARUDO TOKIO TOMALE
You're next *Painter!*
hey that's my line
DIO!
Oh your approaching Me?
1:48
Painter: maybe if I stay still, they'll think I'm dead
Catapult: let's launch one more to make sure he's dead
Painter: oh... cra- *DED*
Me evading my responsibilities
Sir Taxtime then explain the cannon going through the painter and somehow missing
Simple procrastination
Bruh this is so relatable
Dodging, coming so close to avoiding it, then, it hits you.
Then the next time the deadlines approaches, its a massacre.
Archers: think they can shoot the painter
Painter: goes to paint them as clowns
3:08 cinematic scene. Walking away like a boss
3:09 Painter: Cool guys don’t look at explosions.
Exactly what i thought!
Painter: cool guys dont steal comments
Power rangers be like
3:55 it was at this moment he knew... He flucked up
08:35 he parried the cutlass, truly a mighty brush.
technically it’s the other way around lol
7:51
"No matter how close you may be, there is not garantee you'll hit your target just because you pulled the trigger.
When you're panicked or in a hurry, you end up pulling the trigger even if your gun isn't facing your target."
7:53
8:03
"Both the shots the hooligan fired went under Mista's arm and disappeared into the darkness."
-The hell?!
-S-Stay back! You hear me?
8:25
*-To be continued*
Cool jojo siwa refrence
Me trying to run from my responsibilities like 9:36
Faster than bullets, you cannot dodge!
5:26 thet round begin straight punch to and nevermind it's an uppercut and it's over folks
KO
Do you know english? thEt? thAt! Idiot
Rip you’re so pissed at a typo.
Coolest DOOMGUY ur an idot so shut up
@@doomguy1.031 you’re just as wrong.
It was meant to be ‘the’
The one thing thing he can't dodge is his student loans.
1:50
if I stay REALLY still I won't di- BAM
Landfall:i want some that can doge everything
Also landfall:oh a painter
4:55 "Some people think they can outsmart me... maybe... maybe. I've yet to see a man who outsmart bullet!"
Projectile unit gets added in tabs
Painter: I’m about to end this mans whole career.
No one going to pay attention to the fact that the painter has lost every single one of these battles?
Alternative title: Painter dodges everything..... In the first attack
Someone:you dodge Like A BOSS!
Painter: no,i dodge LIKE A BOB ROSS!
Catapult: Omae wa mou shindeiou
Painter: *I refuse*
1:33 whoa... they almost got me!!!
1:35 whoa... we almost missed you
And at 1:27 French guy yells out bring it
... couldn't resist but the painter got the big eco friendly picture
1:45
*"It can't see me if I don't move-"*
(The painter is then, ironically, turned into a painting.)
Painter: *Dodges everything*
Beerus: Let's have a look..at Autonomous Ultra Instinct..!
Painter: dodges the arrows
Second row of arrows: 𝙃𝙄 𝙒𝙀𝙇𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝘾𝙃𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙄𝙎
Painter: *Yare Yare...*
*ZA WARUDO*
9:27
9:30 And time moves again.
Dammmmnnn
1:38
He dies with an arrow,but survive after a giant ball of rock right in te face.
Yes but he became a 🥬 because of it
Probably the rock broken a part of painter brain and that arrow I think hit his heart or anything near it
1:51
_Record Scratch_
"Yup! That's me! You're probably wondering how I got here!"
1:47
Paralized by the hit of the boulder, he
Could not move and it seams that it was
His last seconds to live with this in his mind
He cursed the use of that catapult to turn
Anything it touches into bones and
Desintegrate once touched by another person
And he did, right after he has been killed with it
And so the curse will never be broken. 1:51
cerebral palsy
4:32
Painter: *gets sorounded*
Painter: Oh fri- *dies*
This is it... The mastered ultra instinct !
Hwachas: Oh imma get you no way you will survive
Painter: *On your left*
Painter : *Teleport*
Hwachas:oh...
Painter: I dodge everything
Snake arrows: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:50 he is contemplating the meaning of life.
It’s 42, that’s the answ.... ohhhhhfffff
Ranged based unit: "Fires at painter"
Painter: (Breaths in Japanese) "You fool"
You know what is sad... probably everyone knows that the painter won’t win any rounds but we still just want to see his matrix dodging skills.
Born to Die. 😢
If only he had a sword and a shield, or guns... a lot of guns. 😎
4:55
You can dodge arrows, (and bullets later on) but you can’t dodge an eye of a true sniper.
5:56 I Used To Be An Adventurer Like You, Then I Took An Arrow In The Knee.
6:10 and got shot point blank by a shotgun.
7:16
Painter: Za Warudo!!
*Everything stops
7:38
Painter: Time will resume.
ZA WARUDO TOMIE TOKIWAAA
7:51 WHAT !!!
Thats all i can say
He has ascended to the next level of dodging...
*PHASING!*
3:34 are you kidding me?!
3:32 thats one ABSTRACT painter
Painter: Slide to the left!
Arrows: *miss*
Painter: Slide to the Right!
Arrows: *miss*
DarkDisease GD Painter: Criss, Cross! Criss, Cross!
Antony Wu love it
Cris-Cross!
1:50 when your sleeping in class and the teacher sees you
8:38 thats secretly a iron paint brush just painted like wood and what kinda laugh is that
9:51 when the king is pissed at you but you have them MLG dodging skills:
(just pretend the painter lived)
8:37 did this madlad just block a paintbrush with a sword?
No he blocked a sword with a paintbrush
He’s using bot cheat codes it’s illegal
Painter: *can't dodge a catapult*
Also painter: *dodges lighting*
The Painter is the kind of guy that shows some promise at first but disappoints everybody in the end
Edit:
Spelling correction from _dome_ to _some_
The painter should be a goalkeeper with that point blank reaction
7:15 the guy's neck is longer than the others
Lmao
Artist:(gets hit from a head with a rock)
Also artist:(dies for getting hit by 2 arrows)
PAINTER DODGING EVERYTHING
Catapult: HOLD MY BEER
Hold my rock
Jotaro trying to dodge Dio's knives be like:
love how he dodges then just gets bodied a second later.
5:30
Painter: "Haha, now you don't have ur pistols, i can beat you"
*Pirate won Painter*
Painter: "but i dodged ur attack.."
He didn't win a single battle
But he won all of our hearts
This is literally “Cha Cha Slide” the character
Firing squad captain :Now Die!
Painter:No,I don't think I will
4:16 : responsibilities
Painter: *YEET*
Me: Ah, I'm early. Time for an original comment.
Brain: *Brain.exe has crashed.*
1:48 try to no laugh at this!
Damian Rivoli i think you found something impossible
Imagine unloading all of the fireworks in the 4th of July just to see a badass painter walk out of the explosion like a movie star 2:57
Painter: 1 Attack, 1 Defense
The weakest unit
Can't dodge forever
Keep attacking
Nice
This dude literally used the stand The World