@Synchronicities- i think it's because the musume is with us and the dad, that's why the dad refers "stubborn girl" or uses she/her pronouns. Like he's talking to the musume.
Japanese translation timestamp: (I'm neither a Japanese native speaker nor a English native speaker, just learning these 2 languages at the same time, if I make any grammatical mistake or miss any dialogue please correct me.) 0:24 - Gagugezubo (random ass characters) 5:48: "(read as 'un' but I can't get the meaning) above ◆ Succession? Succeed (something 'un' again) incline (Japanese postal symbol) succeed (read as 'yu') k (read as 'rui' it's something to bind prisoner I supposed) √ 〇 tangle unexpected (2 different characters that don't make up any words) @ Done translating the first row, I realized this dialogue is a bunch of mojibake, garbled texts I supposed 5:50 - "My father, long ago, when I was a child. He used to go to the mountains. To the mountains. A few days a week because he had work to do. He would leave the house open for a few days. Usually, after a few days... (she spoke in hiragana so some words may be mistranslated) 5:52 - "Request for missing person information Name: Kojiro (?) Satoru - kun Age: 7" 5:54 - "Gender: Male Height: 120cm (it's centimeter not meter Jay, around 4ft) Hair: Short black hair Clothing: White shirt, blue pants, white sneakers." 5:58 - "Date and time of missing: August 10th 1996, around 6PM." 5:59 - "So that's how it's is." (or "I see.") 8:25 - "It's a normal fridge. I understand it well (?)" (The rest of the 2nd sentence was cut off so 🤷♀) 11:43 - "It's a normal fridge. There's some kind of food that I'm not sure what it is... (This sentence was the one that had been cut off earlier) Maybe it was handmade by the daughter herself? (I hope this wasn't cut off tho)" A little tiny note: "musume" or 娘 or ムスメ in the game homescreen means "daughter" in case anyone's wondering,
@@Thatprrrr technically yeah, musume ronshaku > musume loanshark > daughter loanshark > daughter of loanshark, its actually giving hints about whos her dad is before her lore got released
5:50 My father used to go to the mountains when I was a child. He would leave the house about three days a week because he had work to do Request for information on missing persons Name: Oshiro Satoru Age: 7 years old Gender: Male Height: 120cm Hairstyle: Short black hair Clothing: White shirt, blue pants, white sneakers Date of disappearance: August 10, 1996, approximately 6:00 p.m
0:25 He typed "Gagugezubo" Well.. could've been worse. Edit: Yes. The づ can also be read as "du" in some cases and archaically you can read it "dzu" as well. But "zu" is the one used the most.
Jay is wanted to thank you, you make my days so much better. You have helped me through some of the toughest times in my life and for that I'm truly grateful. I hope you are doing well and God bless you
4:33 honestly, same Jay. Musume's neck is crazy. Why is it so long and veiny? Did genetics do that? If so, it must be recessive. Ain't no way. And the jokes just made it funnier. I love your humor. 😂
genuine message for jay > ty so much for uploading these videos for us i’ve been struggling with a lot of stress and anxiety this week because i have exams and your videos have really been helping me through it. i almost gave in to the voices and seeing you post gives me something to look forward to. genuinely thank you jay for everything ❤❤
5:50 Google Translate Lens on phone "My father used to go to the mountains a lot when I was a child, and he would leave about three days off becaues he had work to do." 5:52 "Request information on missing persons (????) Name: Oshiro Satoru Age 7 years old" 5:54 "Gender: Male Height: 120cm Hairstyle: Short Black hair Clothing: White shirt, blue pants, white sneakers." 5:56 "Date of disappearance: March 14th, 1996, around 10 pm" 5:59 "It's Atsukato"
At the 6:00 mark she says this: The first message is all gibberish then she says My father used to go to the mountains a lot when I was a child, and he would open the house about three days a week because he had work to do. 3rd message wasRequest for information on missing persons Name: Ogi Satoru 4thGender: Male Height: 120cm Hairstyle: Short black hair Clothing: White shirt, blue pants, white sneakers Date of disappearance: August 10, 1996, around 6 p.m. Lastly she just says "its hot"
I was on a break from studying and I was looking at your videos to watch then boom I got the new video notification lol,, THANK YOU JAY YOU'RE THAT DUDE ❤❤
for those who were wondering jays chosen name translates directly to gagugezubo
one of the name of all time
Can we make that his new nickname? Lol (and black butler pfp spotted)
The only word I know in Japanese is gagugezubo
Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS
😂😂
Was wondering if someone commented this XD. I can only read the Japanese alphabet but I know like close to no words
The options for flirting with the dad are TAKING ME OUT 😭
And the safest route too 😭
SAMEEE🤣🤣🤣
I CANT WHY IS THE PROTAGONIST SO DOWN BAD OH MY GOD 😭😭
Sameeeee
It's a FEMALE protagonist, people!🙄
The way me and Jay both paused at the same time when the "I want you daddy" dialogue popped up 😭
Can't even blame the game, dad looking mighty fine 😭
Same here 😂😂😂😂😂
Fr 😂😂😂
the daddy route is wild
I KNOWM I COULDN'T STOP SHITTIN MYSELF
The safest and best ending too im crying
"I want you da- ...." The reaction got me
Jay looked at us like we gave him that option 😭
😂
@highsourjamapple9141 true 😂
@@highsourjamapple9141he knew if he finished that sentence what we would do with that clip 😂
also "are YOU single?" from the start was crazy 😭😭
4:41 "you were there pookie" what the heck ARE THESE OPTIONS 😭😭💀
oops I meant 4:05 lol
Ikr😭😭
These options are taking me out 😭
The right one 😏😏
lol yea
17:37 the way he said "yipeeee!" TOOK ME OUT
FR😭
4:06 I GENUINELY CRIED WHO TF TRANSLATED THIS GAME
LMAOO
HAHAHHSHAHSH
enstars pfp spotted
tsukasa suou
@@hasumeow KURO KIRYU.
WHY WAS THE CHARACTER SUCH A HORNDOG FOR THE DAD 😭😭
Doesn't help it might be a guy.
Or a girl, if that's what Musume is into.
But if it's a guy..
**Holy hell the mc ain't subtle.**
It's a FEMALE protagonist
@cindyeisenhauer4826 no it's a guy. he can't go in musumes room bc she's a girl
Cause she like that😂
@@cindyeisenhauer4826no?? the pixel sprite when we get to play as the character is a guy. Really makes it funny for the daddy route
Its actually so crazy how the dude u play as in the game is so crazy for the dad omfg sobbin i would choose all last options help😭
i cant tell if its a translation error and its a guy or if they're still a woman
@@LazoGTYeah cuz the dad referred to the mc as a girl so i'm confuzeled😭.It's hilarious either way.
@@LazoGT i think you play as a guy because of the sprite thing
Y’all we could just be non binary 😭 like a typical, blank, self-insert visual novel MC
@Synchronicities- i think it's because the musume is with us and the dad, that's why the dad refers "stubborn girl" or uses she/her pronouns. Like he's talking to the musume.
1:05
Jay reaction to an option "i want you DADDY" tho 😂
LMAOO I can't even blame that option, look how fine the dad is
WHAT JUST HAPPENED, WE'RE ONLY A MINUTE IN, LMAOO 😭
Can you really blame the game? he looking like fineee daddy~ (I'm so sorry for this lmao)
When even Jay is questioning the thirsty options
17:01 OH MY GOD, I LOST MY SH1TTTT AT THIS PART 🤣🤣
😂i honestly don't balm him it's only one minute 😂 and make because his reaction 😂😂😂 make my day little bit better ❤
"Daddy, please marry me!"
I never expected Jay to ever say/read something like that 😭😭🤣🤣 those options were really something 🤧
Whoever the game dev was definitely was cooking making those options 😭
@highsourjamapple9141 they surely had the time of their lives making these 👀🤌🏻
jay's been unhinged for forever lmaoo 😭😭
he lowkey read out 'daddy' with enthusiasm too❤
@ facts. true words.
fun fact, if you pick the option to feed the dad (13:57), he actually lets you and theres a separate artwork of him eating it lol
Does he look hot doing it?
Bro, what 💀@groovypie8107
@@groovypie8107yes
@@groovypie8107 asking the right questions 😏
@ in my humble opinion. Yeah. tho its more cute than hot lol
4:37 the silence is LOUD
RIGHT 😂😂😂😂😂
Jay is going through something in life that's why😂😂😂
IF I WAS PLAYING THE GAME ID BE CLICKING EVERY OPTION TO FLIRT WITH THE DAD😭
I would do that to, just to see the dialogue😂
17:20 “daddy, please marry me!!” I accidentally laughed a bit too loud and its currently the middle of the night😭
Being able to hit on the dad is next level crazy. And I'm here for it.
HELP JAYS "YIPPIE" AT 17:38 THREW ME OFF
Japanese translation timestamp: (I'm neither a Japanese native speaker nor a English native speaker, just learning these 2 languages at the same time, if I make any grammatical mistake or miss any dialogue please correct me.)
0:24 - Gagugezubo (random ass characters)
5:48: "(read as 'un' but I can't get the meaning) above ◆ Succession? Succeed (something 'un' again) incline (Japanese postal symbol) succeed (read as 'yu') k (read as 'rui' it's something to bind prisoner I supposed) √ 〇 tangle unexpected (2 different characters that don't make up any words) @
Done translating the first row, I realized this dialogue is a bunch of mojibake, garbled texts I supposed
5:50 - "My father, long ago, when I was a child.
He used to go to the mountains. To the mountains.
A few days a week because he had work to do.
He would leave the house open for a few days. Usually, after a few days... (she spoke in hiragana so some words may be mistranslated)
5:52 - "Request for missing person information
Name: Kojiro (?) Satoru - kun
Age: 7"
5:54 - "Gender: Male
Height: 120cm (it's centimeter not meter Jay, around 4ft)
Hair: Short black hair
Clothing: White shirt, blue pants, white sneakers."
5:58 - "Date and time of missing: August 10th 1996, around 6PM."
5:59 - "So that's how it's is." (or "I see.")
8:25 - "It's a normal fridge. I understand it well (?)" (The rest of the 2nd sentence was cut off so 🤷♀)
11:43 - "It's a normal fridge.
There's some kind of food that I'm not sure what it is... (This sentence was the one that had been cut off earlier)
Maybe it was handmade by the daughter herself? (I hope this wasn't cut off tho)"
A little tiny note: "musume" or 娘 or ムスメ in the game homescreen means "daughter" in case anyone's wondering,
I was looking for this lol thankyou !
thank you !
for the first one, its "gagugedubo" ^^
Wait- doesn't that mean the main gyaru bully from the simulator we shall not name, was literally named Loansharks Daughter/Daughter of loanshark? 💀
@@Thatprrrr technically yeah, musume ronshaku > musume loanshark > daughter loanshark > daughter of loanshark, its actually giving hints about whos her dad is before her lore got released
1:07 Jay's questioning his choices, too priceless 😭👍
Fr, this game was on something 😭
5:50 My father used to go to the mountains when I was a child. He would leave the house about three days a week because he had work to do Request for information on missing persons
Name: Oshiro Satoru
Age: 7 years old Gender: Male
Height: 120cm
Hairstyle: Short black hair
Clothing: White shirt, blue pants, white sneakers Date of disappearance: August 10, 1996, approximately 6:00 p.m
Thank you
It's a Male?
@ The main character in the story is a girl… why do you think the dialogue is hitting on the father?
Gojo Saturo?????
I’m sorry
@@littleender100 The main character could be LGBTQ+
Devs knows what they're doing with this dialogues 😂
17:13 "DAADY PLEASE MARRY ME" is wild 😭🙏
never have i ever thought i’d hear jay say “i want you to marry me, daddy” 💀
17:09 the way he got embarassed😭
14:02 The pure disgust and discomfort is absolutely hilarious.
0:25 He typed "Gagugezubo" Well.. could've been worse.
Edit: Yes. The づ can also be read as "du" in some cases and archaically you can read it "dzu" as well. But "zu" is the one used the most.
It's Gagugedubo
づnotず.
@@baronsamedi5741 japanese doesn't have a du kana, づ and ず make the same sound, which is zu
@@baronsamedi5741isn't both of those are the same tho?
@@baronsamedi5741 No it is zu. They're both technically correct but nobody says dzu anymore so it's just zu.
@@chereal9354 yes
All of the thirsty options for the dad have got me CRACKING UP 😭🙏
nah Jay looked like he's cosplaying Toji Fushiguro from Jujutsu Kaisen in the thumbnail 😭
NOT TOOOJI FUSHIGURO
LMFAOO DIY Toji cosplay 😭
What is bro on???😭😭🙏🙏
How do you see that? 😂
Im guessing you said that because musume looks like the worm on his shoulder? 😂
4:10 I geninuely love how Jay looked at the camera as he read it 😭
Jay finally found a game as freaky as him 😭😭😭
0:16 IM BUCKLED UP
HERE WE GO
ME TOO!!!
yessir
Same
I think this game really knows how SOME of the audience would be acting if it's about dating someone in the game😂
that "YIPPEEE" was so cute, like wha- 😭😭
marrying the Papi being the only good ending is killing me 😭😭🙏
0:46 😂😂 why thank you 😌
oh god i missed that😂😂😂😂
LOL JAY IS SO CUTE!!!😢😢
"EVERYBODY GET READY AND BUCKLE UP CUZ HERE WE GO" man this never gets old, i just watch his old videos like 8, 7 years ago and this stay the same
HELP ON 9:16 THE WAY HE SAID HE FARTED
Hey
2:55 this person is down bad for the Dad 😭✋
Jay is wanted to thank you, you make my days so much better. You have helped me through some of the toughest times in my life and for that I'm truly grateful. I hope you are doing well and God bless you
0:21 It says Gaggezu according to google translator
Bro no way there is gag in there 😂😂
half japanese!! it says gagugedzubo :3
@@glitchedaura5916 Could you tell what that means?
@@Ebajiaygdvwjqkjabsnekajgvb im gonna be so for real its literally just a meaningless keysmash like gsjslan
@@Ebajiaygdvwjqkjabsnekajgvblook at your own username and it means the same thing
4:33 honestly, same Jay. Musume's neck is crazy. Why is it so long and veiny? Did genetics do that? If so, it must be recessive. Ain't no way. And the jokes just made it funnier. I love your humor. 😂
9:17 "oh my bad i farted" LMAOOOOO IM CRYING
REAL
genuine message for jay > ty so much for uploading these videos for us i’ve been struggling with a lot of stress and anxiety this week because i have exams and your videos have really been helping me through it. i almost gave in to the voices and seeing you post gives me something to look forward to. genuinely thank you jay for everything ❤❤
The record scratch at the "I want you, Daddy". 😂 Accurate. Jay was FLABBERGASTED.
when you sit down to eat and then see that jay just uploaded... thats such a unique feeling of joy i cannot even express in words🙏
12:22 its giving “eat a taki moss”😭🙏🏽
5:18 he cut that shit SO FAST we couldnt even hear him giggle about "PEINIESTY"
Can we all agree that Jay’s upload schedule is like the best on TH-cam?
I liked my own comment, couple goals.
5:50 Google Translate Lens on phone
"My father used to go to the mountains a lot when I was a child, and he would leave about three days off becaues he had work to do."
5:52 "Request information on missing persons (????)
Name: Oshiro Satoru
Age 7 years old"
5:54 "Gender: Male
Height: 120cm
Hairstyle: Short Black hair
Clothing: White shirt, blue pants, white sneakers."
5:56 "Date of disappearance: March 14th, 1996, around 10 pm"
5:59 "It's Atsukato"
"How's the air up there" is INSANE 😭😭
7:25 he looks traumatized after that 😭
18:09 that was such a beautiful story my god
4:34 I CAN'T HIS FACE 😭
yes what a nice name "gagugezubo"
I have been watching you for a long time now but you and your videos really make my school days better. Keep doing your good work man
15:52 KILLING ME SOFTLY REFERENCE?!?🫡🫡🤧🤧
watching this instead of sleeping😴 THANK YOU FOR UPLOADING EVERYDAY, JAY!
Watching Jay when u can’t sleep hits different 🗣️🔥 (night freaks out here fr)
WHAT DUDE ME TOOOOO!! XD
@ FAXX insomnia hitting hard
YOO SAME, IT'S LIKE 3AM FOR ME RN!
@explosive_nuclear_catz mines 12 am (I literally stayed up all night up to 1 pm until it was day I am NOT okay fr)
throughout the years this vid probably topped my speechless moments that my ass cheeks are out of breath
anyways, thanks for the vid again jay
Love coming home from work and watching Jay. Thank you for being the GOAT
Had such a mid day of skl and jay posting made my day so much better
How dare TH-cam hides this from me for 5 minutes.
15:00 oh hell naw them editors finna cook 😭
2:39 THE ANSWER OPTIONS FOR US TO FLIRT WITH THE DAD INSTEAD SENT ME JSGDHSHD
JAY UPLOADED
idk if ur gonna see this jay but lately youve truly been helping me through hard times lately you make me laugh and make my day 100000x better
OH MY GYAT JAY POSTED AGAIN
Jay screaming "YIPEEEEEEEEEEEE" was the absolute highlight of my day
Probably gonna be my favorite video of yours for a long time
258 days of asking Jay to play “dont die alone”
Jay bro help.. play this game please.
Thank you Jay for uploading, W birthday gift
12:37 JAY STOP THIS MADNESS 🤣💔
1:05 his reaction is so funny here 😂😂😂😂.
The name he chose is "Gagugezubo", or literally just gibberish in Japanese
Nah all of those options to try to hit on the dad were OUT OF POCKET! 😭
play granny remake again but this time you beat it on normal or hard mode 🔥
Crazy video to be honest Jay love watching you man , Keep it up this was crazy
4:53 jay trying not to make fun of the neck was funny tbh 💀
THAT LAST CHOICE WAS WILD 💀😭
4:34 GOT ME CRYING HIS REACTION TO HER
make a part 2 for granny remake where you beat it on a harder difficulty!🔥 (not police ending)
beat granny remake again but through the car ending on hard mode or smth!!!🥳🥳
5:00 thank you, neck-xt
Jay is the only content creator that im running to yt for when they upload
At the 6:00 mark she says this:
The first message is all gibberish then she says
My father used to go to the mountains a lot when I was a child, and he would open the house about three days a week because he had work to do.
3rd message wasRequest for information on missing persons
Name: Ogi Satoru
4thGender: Male
Height: 120cm
Hairstyle: Short black hair
Clothing: White shirt, blue pants, white sneakers
Date of disappearance: August 10, 1996, around 6 p.m.
Lastly she just says "its hot"
I was on a break from studying and I was looking at your videos to watch then boom I got the new video notification lol,, THANK YOU JAY YOU'RE THAT DUDE ❤❤
6:46 Chinsese is wild
"Thus, I married her father" IS CRAAAAAAZYYYY
jay makes the scariest games funny 😭😭
this was great, you can really tell jay had fun with this one.
Wdym Jay??? Marrying papi is the best ending for this game.
13:18 "oh my god (shocked) hello my love"
14:02 "here comes the air-pləæhen" got me wheezing😂
Live, Laugh, Love Jay
0:58 "i WaNt YoU DADDY" 👹👺
0:46
That face ☺️✨
I'M LITERALLY CRYINGGGG JAY WHAT IS THISSSSSS😭😭😭😭
1:06 this reaction take me off guard so cute 😂😂
This is the funniest thing I've watched today! Like always jay Is that dude
1:06 his reaction 😭 BRO SURELY MAKES ME FEEL BETTER