MBMBaM 489: The Clean Saloon
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ก.ย. 2024
- Well, it finally happened. We got bit by the Broadway bug. Time to raise our anchors and set sail toward the warm, inviting waters of professional musical theater. Don’t try and change our minds - we have become Daddy Warbucks, and Daddy Warbucks don’t podcast.
Suggested talking points: Broadway Babies, Drinking Horn, Laserking, Fakin’ It, Pocket Watch Counterweight, Hats off to Christmas, A Good 9 and a Half, Peanuts on the Floor - ตลก
"I'd like that, Trav. Thanks. Uh, you're Griffin." Peak sibling mood. I mismatch my little brother's names, like, daily.
My mom calls my sister, niece, and even our dogs all the wrong name out of a small pool of 5 names. It's hilarious.
“There’s a lot of you guys”
“That’s fair”
I’m DED 😂😂😂
uhh.... brothers? those good chess ideas you have? that's just fire emblem.
Make a knockoff call it "hot symbol"
I still can't get over FE characters' names. My goodness.
[BDG voice] "What if chess made you horny?"
I was easily 8 minutes into the episode before I realized they were saying "remount" instead of "reamed out".
I was gonna say Wizard Chess
"When you're in front of other people it's like being alone with an audience" wow that's a wild sentence you just crafted Griffy Boy
"Speaking of ochres" (starts talking about Shrek) THIS IS THE MOST UNDERRATED JOKE OF THE CENTURY
Me, just having a rotten ol' day: ):
The McElroys: How bout a yahoo?
Me: (:
The ad for Travis's Secondhand Goofs in the Money Zone had me ROLLING
29:19 for (my own) reference
The boys need to experience Fairy Chess which is basically, "NOW MY BISHOP HAS A GUN" "I set my rook on fire and push it into your pawn cavern." "The Frog captures the Pyromancer."
Also, I used to clip my pocketwatch to a belt loop and hang it in my pocket like a wallet chain. These days I just carry a Motorola Razr on a chain. It's adequately antiquated.
You're living on a level of efficiency the rest of us can only dream of
It's a Shane that "Its a Christmas to me" is only about Hallmark movies... This means Justin will never bring up "Holiday in Handcuffs".
Bruh, I've seen that and it's the worst movie ever
i’m uninitiated and afraid W HA T is “Holiday in Handcuffs”
@@natalie7851 I recommend looking up a plot synopsis.
@@natalie7851 Hello fellow Natalie. From what I remember, a girl meets a cute dude (I think it's at a truck stop or some other weird place) while she's on her way home for Christmas, and for some reason or another (again, based only off of memory) she puts him in those fluffy prop handcuffs and takes him to her family's cabin. She convinces him to pretend to be her boyfriend, then, because it's hallmarky, they fall in love. It's super weird
@@nataliedavis7920 she kidnaps him at gunpoint and then tells a random 80 year old dude that shes gonna fuck him and its a kink thing and then the old dude gives her the fluffy handcuffs and then her entire family starts falling apart but also doesnt believe him when he says hes been kidnapped. Also despite literally kidnapping him and this dude having a fiance they end up together at the end and its supposed to be cute and romantic somehow.
When Justin busted out his special segment I said, out loud, "Hell yeah!".
That’s a Christmas to me is my all time favorite bit
It's sooooo good!
It has been over a decade since I was in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, my first real musical, and I don't think I can ever forget the colors no matter how hard I may try.
"That's a Christmas to Me" has big 90s sitcom Christmas special energy
"Hats Off to Christmas " was in Justin's insane Hallmark roll call from however many years ago.
Amanda Frazier "Justin's insane hallmark roll call" is a phrase that I do not understand but need to know more about
@@crowspeaches5123 th-cam.com/video/hwdUO-3ZtAU/w-d-xo.html
@@crawmslor5943 Thank you!
@@crowspeaches5123 the person below linked to the bit. It's freaking hysterical. (Also, I don't know what it says about the number of times I've listened to MBMBAM excerpts that I was able to instantly ID that particular movie title, but...here we are.)
32:06 I WAS NOT READY
I absolutely lost it at travis's second hand goofs oml
Gosh yes
D-did travis forget the word regicide. the word that literally means killing a king.
LMAO
I mean, yes? Most people don’t know the word lol.
take the croc man bowling
Sprinkle a shitload of powdered sugar in the class doorway. When Mr. Crocs comes in, be Johnny-on-the-spot with a dustpan, all "Hey sir, I was just cleaning up this powdered sugar mess, don't worry about it!" Then measure his footprint in the powdered sugar. Or cocaine.
Also, aren't saloon doors just begging for any type of wildlife to just stroll on in completely unhindered?? Like, there are all types of coyotes and shit roaming around the old west, how did that ever work?
It's all to do with the horses they string up outside. Nature's bodyguards. Most wild animals know not to fuck with a horse. Also humans. Wild don't normally go near where humans are unless they're forced to.
Magnus planewalked to the plane of thought with the help of Clint McElroy and became chess champion
Whelp. Now I'm at work listening to the whole Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat soundtrack.
There is actually a Hallmark movie called “Charming Christmas” but it stars Julie Benz.
8:48 for a good second my brain heard "HOW DO SHE IS IT"
I'm so glad to inform you that you are not alone there.
@@k.a.u.4599 oh thank christ
I knew Hats Off to Christmas is real because I’ve listened to their Hallmark Madness bit like 30 times and they mention it there
Confusing Trav and Griff's names is a prime oldest sibling move, establishes dominance perfectly
I got a ad on pandora for that high school reenactment show with Kristen Bell
It happened at my high school. They made the theater 10x fancier than it ever it was for the filming of the show.
"Well she just faints sometimes"
Gariffen slayed me in the intro....dang
Travis with the Dark Materials reference FTW.
WAIT I GOT IT! for the crocs student: your forearm (from elbow to wrist) is always exactly the same length as your foot! So you can measure your teacher's forearm to get an approximation of how big his foot is, and then use that to figure out what size to get!
Fuck dude I wish I'd known this earlier. We wound up at least showing him this bit of the episode and that wound up being his present instead, he got a real kick out of it. Good in case I wind up with another highly eccentric art professor though.
They're looking at it from the wrong way. You don't bring the drinking horns to other people... You bring the people to the drinking horns. Invite guests over and have a drinking horn party. Or just treat them like any other drinkware for the purposes of entertaining guests and casually offer people some fine ales from the horn as if it's the most normal thing.
Justin and Sidney got their casts spot on. Candice Cameron Bure and Lori Loughlin are Hallmark staples
I remembered Hats Off to Christmas from their Hallmark Madness bit.
i love podmé from star war
20:56 IM GONNA CRY TRAVIS SAYING "WHAT--WAIT HOLD ON BOYS" IS SO FUCKING FUNNY
That chess bit is literally an episode of No Game: No LIfe
I want an album of justins segment themes
A charming christmas sounded too good to be a Hallmark movie, this was just too obvious
"Is metal the hard stuff from trees?"
The beginning chess bit is straight up homestuck
1) Bring over all your silly cups to enjoy with your friends.
2) Wallet chains are already a things, so...yeah you can just wear a pocket watch and nobody will think much of it. From personal experience, when they see you pull out the actual watch, they'll find it a fun twist.
I did all of the hallmark questions perfectly because (alas) my mom plays them nonstop when I visit.
“that’s earth that’s life did that to us” a new griffin quote
If there’s one thing I know about theatre kids, it’s that they would do anything to get in the spotlight again and relive the old glory days
Im so excited based on the description lmao
"scrub your nuts" needs to be on a t shirt lol
I'm going to need the bit from 50:22 - 50:46 as a ringtone.
Marge, I never graduated from High School.
Well that still doesn't explain why you ate my soap. Wait... maybe it does.
I need the fainting scenario to become kind of like that story with the girl who has the red ribbon tied around her neck to keep her head on and idk how it’ll get there but that has to be the endgame.
I would do literally anything for Kristen Bell. Or literal Princess Anna for that matter.
Thanks for the shoutout boys! Here's my version of "That's a Christmas to Me" on its own if you want to add it to your holiday playlists: th-cam.com/video/aKXzNJQ3R8w/w-d-xo.html
chaps are the saloon doors of pants..
Some worker in the old west got high on peyote and just made the swingin' doors out of leather accidentally and then had to find a use for them and ended up with buttless crotchless pantq
I was totally vibing to the Travis chess master song.
Broadway baby :'))
If "Hat's Off To Christmas" was made up by Justin and Sydney I think my jaw would have fallen off
I don't know what exactly is going on with your username and zucchini profile pic but I'm very down
im happy when this comes out
Ok fr the Christmas to Me song was a legit bop
Never been this early 🤣
Join the McElroy brothers and question askers alike as they forget that bars exist
"put your arm around the fire"
I am horribly disappointed that the title of this episode was not "Don't Chirp at my Foot Dick!"
51:42 this hits different in quarantine
I was iffy about religious musicals but after giving JCS a try and loving it I want to give a try to "All the Fuckin' Colors in Joseph's Super Jacket"
I need to know specifically witch hallmark movies have time travel please
First! Butternut thunder muffin!!!!
I went to a public rest-stop toilet once that had saloon doors for each toilet stall. As you can imagine, this was a fucking nightmare situation to be in.
Well...I know what I’m doing for the next hour :)
Ahh yes, I was waiting for this!!
If you look up Haylie duff's IMDB page she's got at least six credits that are just Christmas movies.
So many of these actors just do a bunch of them.
Suggestion for Justin and Sydney: There's a series that includes A Christmas Kiss, A Christmas Kiss 2, and Merry kissmas, which all involve kissing under the mistletoe in a stuck elevator. This could be a good one to make fake. Plus I stan A Christmas Kiss II.
Trying to discreetly guess shoe sizes and bowling doesn't come up?
is this the last mbmbam for the year?
They’re almost certainly going to release their Candlenights show before the end of the year. 😊
Other than that, I’m not sure if there’s going to be any other eps this December.
SICK!!!
money zone ends at 32:03
“Don’t chirp at my foot-dick!”
- Griffin McElroy 2019
pertaining to the shoe discussion ask him to come over to your house and take his shoes off at the front door and then go back later and look at them
that song got a Tom Cochrane feel
excellent mbmbam
If they could slow down on the podcasts I'm only on episode 136 and its 2013
Carlsburg.... like Steve Carlsburg? Justin... 😏
Sorry the chess question and Travis’s immediate answer was just the question being asked by taako and magnus answering
Makes it even better that griffin calls the guy Magnus later on in the bit lmao
You don't, Nerble. You don't.
I actually love encore and I don’t understand their disdain
Yay!
yay
I am yiur adoptedest brorther
44:40 saving for later
self promo: i made an animation using this audio! on me channel
Aw yee
35:25 i have never ever heard such incredulity from a human being before. "pump.... pumpkin carving contest? pumpkin carving contest??"