Slicing Coffee, An Unhelpful James Hoffmann Summary

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 พ.ค. 2022
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    Not James Hoffmann, just a summary of his video.

ความคิดเห็น • 88

  • @clintow
    @clintow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    This reminds me of his promise to come to America, get on a horse, and make us cowboy coffee

    • @Zraknul
      @Zraknul ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's probably going to be a bit after the Mikita episode. Which is a great watch. th-cam.com/video/4xOEIpbxM4w/w-d-xo.html

    • @Chibichief
      @Chibichief ปีที่แล้ว

      I cannot wait

    • @mattscarf
      @mattscarf ปีที่แล้ว

      He went there to roast coffee (indirectly) with sunlight, I don’t think horse coffee is an unreasonable expectation

  • @orkleth
    @orkleth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    James Hoffmann: "This is nothing but weak bean soup."
    "That's what all coffee is."
    Hoffmann: "How could a member of my own family say something so horrible."

    • @tijmen131
      @tijmen131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Avatar, nice

  • @vitamenecavit
    @vitamenecavit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "We're gonna work on the idea that you are somewhere" - indeed I am!

    • @MJFallout
      @MJFallout ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Always remember, my son, in your life:
      Wherever you go, there you are.

    • @blumoogle2901
      @blumoogle2901 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some of us prefer to be transcendental and infinite, like a field equation without anything looking at us. 😛

  • @barneyridgwell4206
    @barneyridgwell4206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Loving the subtitles: (wrist workout noises) (laughs at pepper aroma) (choke laughing) "I am (bonk bonk) having a nice time!"

  • @Bubreherro
    @Bubreherro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    “In an emergency, don’t hit it with a hammer”
    Words to live by.
    Thank you. Some days are just hard. Today, I’m thankful for you 🙏

    • @defeqel6537
      @defeqel6537 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeremy Clarkson no longer has any options left then...

  • @JohnStechschulte
    @JohnStechschulte 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I'd say this is a pretty accurate summary of the original video

    • @mattscarf
      @mattscarf ปีที่แล้ว

      Just with much better captions (slicing (sgl.))

  • @TekGriffon
    @TekGriffon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "This is so stupid"
    I've watched all of these videos, and this has been my favorite so far.

  • @ziggarillo
    @ziggarillo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The "hitting things with a hammer" without putting them in a bag annoyed me again

  • @duncanrogers1957
    @duncanrogers1957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I only just discovered the subtitles, so funny.
    "Stoically vacuuming" LOL

    • @mattscarf
      @mattscarf ปีที่แล้ว

      You’ll need to go back and watch the rest of Hames then, they are 50% of the fun

  • @MrSnowboarder0
    @MrSnowboarder0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Please never stop making these, nothing tickles my brain more than these fantastically cut videos

  • @dwirandypradhika6752
    @dwirandypradhika6752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    With enough violence, even the comandante can be a coffee grinder

    • @gregswatches
      @gregswatches 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @VERY EVIL PERSON FROM ILLUMINATI wait that's not how you're meant to use it?

    • @antonfilonov5958
      @antonfilonov5958 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gregswatches lol

    • @Saucisse_Praxis
      @Saucisse_Praxis ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Poor thing

    • @ginger88895
      @ginger88895 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      we are not cavemen, we have *technology*

  • @Dan-The-Orange
    @Dan-The-Orange ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Friendly reminder to always watch Hames with CC on.

  • @tomcooper9061
    @tomcooper9061 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “For reasons” is wonderful editing, love this channel 😂

  • @rdyer8764
    @rdyer8764 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I absolutely love these videos. Surprisingly, they make me love James even more than I already do, especially because he endorses them.
    Absolutely great that he's humble enough to let people poke fun at him. Of course, these videos are totally classy. Really nice work!

    • @starkidbubble2000
      @starkidbubble2000 ปีที่แล้ว

      wait where does he endorse them? i'd love to see that!

    • @rdyer8764
      @rdyer8764 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@starkidbubble2000 James talks about this when they first came out. The guy approached James to see if he was OK with the idea. He said Yeah, go ahead, though in truth no approval is required - it was just a courtesy to ask him.

  • @marcdix1523
    @marcdix1523 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "In an emergency don't hit 'it' with a hammer... paper towel is your friend." 😂

  • @Matt__B
    @Matt__B ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Paper towel is your friend."
    Hopefully not your only friend though.

  • @DavidTiptonJr
    @DavidTiptonJr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Paper towels might be my only friend at this point. Thanks for the reminder.

  • @somefreshbread
    @somefreshbread 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This summary was way too helpful.

  • @PostCallwithPaul
    @PostCallwithPaul หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The OG is back!!!

  • @bulk4268
    @bulk4268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks Hames. Have a great day :)

  • @Naegimaggu
    @Naegimaggu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Great editing as always, definitely enjoyed it, surprisingly helpful though.

  • @tomvandongen8075
    @tomvandongen8075 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Best one yet

  • @ccaldw1
    @ccaldw1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is the most Hitchhiker's Guide episode of these I have found. 😂 So fun. I had not seen the original of this one - going to go look for it now!

  • @JulietKneeled
    @JulietKneeled 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You are doing the lord's work

  • @fenchurchdent1752
    @fenchurchdent1752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I thoroughly enjoy these, please keep going.

  • @brianhawthorne7603
    @brianhawthorne7603 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This one was actually helpful! Don’t hit it with a hammer!

  • @Xen-s_dreamagination
    @Xen-s_dreamagination ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just found this, or rather it found me. 😂Exactly what I needed. - Fantastic "for reasons" 😅

  • @iconindexsymbol
    @iconindexsymbol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Who’s waiting for “The Ultimate Cowboy Coffee Technique”?

  • @hrperformance
    @hrperformance หลายเดือนก่อน

    wooohoooo! welcome back sir/madam!

  • @danielturner1891
    @danielturner1891 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is actually an okay summary

  • @diomedes8791
    @diomedes8791 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thanks for providing us with all this inane delight!
    Do you take requests? I’d love to see a video centered around James’ priceless chuckling every time he, hopeful as ever, tests out a coffee infused beverage, all of which never fail to disappoint 😁

  • @Backbeardjack99
    @Backbeardjack99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You tricked me! I clicked on it and was like "... wait a second, I've seen this one". And then I checked the upload date and got even more confused. Took me quite a moment to figure it out

  • @wind_tempos
    @wind_tempos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “That was miserable, and i’ve had no fun”

  • @kongqianfu
    @kongqianfu ปีที่แล้ว

    After watching recent Hames videos, this one is way too useful

  • @Apollostowel
    @Apollostowel ปีที่แล้ว

    I'd like to request, Smart Scales - his descent into madness - an unhelpful Hames Joffmann summary.

  • @RickLilShore
    @RickLilShore ปีที่แล้ว

    Finally I have a friend! ... And a great day.

  • @Somefox
    @Somefox 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was too helpful.

  • @cronjej1
    @cronjej1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is my favourite one!

  • @mattscarf
    @mattscarf ปีที่แล้ว

    Don’t miss the McGyver call-out on the wall at the beginning

  • @davidsalmon3986
    @davidsalmon3986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "It feels like i'm drinking clothes" hahahahahahahaha

  • @lungshenli
    @lungshenli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    collab with the hydraulic press channel when?

  • @jeng6876
    @jeng6876 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are spreading joy

  • @TJCeeJay
    @TJCeeJay ปีที่แล้ว

    Watch it with the subtitles ON. Thank me when you're done giggling.

  • @StephenBoyd21
    @StephenBoyd21 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think that we are all "having a nice time"

  • @Secretgeek2012
    @Secretgeek2012 ปีที่แล้ว

    I do! I do have a pepper grinder!

  • @nickwright9064
    @nickwright9064 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    When you have a pepper grinder, everything looks like pepper

  • @artgreen6915
    @artgreen6915 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's a nice knife.

  • @Chocomint_Queen
    @Chocomint_Queen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Coffee is not bean soup!!!
    Soup contains solids!!
    Coffee is bean _broth!_

  • @chriskleps7253
    @chriskleps7253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thumbs down for inaccurate title. Video was actually quite helpful in convincing me to continue using my coffee grinder over these other options.

  • @kristinchong629
    @kristinchong629 ปีที่แล้ว

    🎉🎉🎉

  • @HeIifano
    @HeIifano ปีที่แล้ว

    I love paper towel.

  • @petervansan1054
    @petervansan1054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love safety glasses over real glasses ...

  • @omarpixel9176
    @omarpixel9176 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Paper towel is my best friend.

  • @RiteshRajbhandari-lp
    @RiteshRajbhandari-lp 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was waiting for the actual video to start and then the video ended...

  • @urhumbleservant
    @urhumbleservant ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes
    coffee is a soup

  • @vampSaam
    @vampSaam ปีที่แล้ว

    MacGyver said it all for me

  • @JohnA...
    @JohnA... 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The real question is though, what will be the next person you add a mustache to?
    To keep it mostly neutral there are LOTS of food channels that could certainly have some interesting clips done with them.

  • @milovacc1195
    @milovacc1195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    you must be related to Doc Martin ..... he Also drinks espresso

  • @SilntObsvr
    @SilntObsvr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have actually used a paper towel as a coffee filter in an auto-drip machine once. it worked, in that I got actual coffee. I don't think I'll do it again if I have a choice;
    A common blender works fairly well as an improvised grinder; pretty similar to the (widely reviled) blade "grinders" that I used when I first started buying whole bean, and which I had inside an automatic machine that ground the beans just before it started brewing (but which was spoiled by the timer start function being dependent on a radio time base that was obsoleted the same year I got the machine).
    If you're down to using a hammer, use the old trick of putting the beans inside a bag of some kind (ideally one that won't get holes in it while you "grind") to keep from needing a vacuum after trying to make your coffee. Also, there are "spice grinders" that take larger input material than a pepper grinder, but are still too small to be practical as every day coffee grinders, and probably hard to adjust to make coarse enough grounds for drip/filter, though they might give an espresso grind. A peanut butter grinder is probably cheating, since it's virtually a coffee grinder anyway.
    Also, if you've fallen far enough on the tech scale, a quern (ancient Middle Eastern predecessor of the mortar and pestle) should do a fine job grinding those beans you hand picked and processed (presuming you had the foresight to plant some coffee bushes and still have a source of clean water). Try to find one that hasn't been grinding meal or clay previously...

  • @100alexdel
    @100alexdel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    All things are possible through unimaginable violence, so jot that down

  • @cokolwiek5241
    @cokolwiek5241 ปีที่แล้ว

    bash bash 😆

  • @domino089
    @domino089 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Haha, MacGyver

  • @EthanMerbaum
    @EthanMerbaum 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes, coffee is a soup. Lol

  • @erranttraveller
    @erranttraveller ปีที่แล้ว

    MacGyver!

  • @AdamFoster
    @AdamFoster 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is that a Peugeot grinder?

  • @julianfbeck
    @julianfbeck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Weak bean Soup 😁

  • @MrDDiRusso
    @MrDDiRusso 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Always use a bigger hammer.

  • @GoblinWar
    @GoblinWar ปีที่แล้ว

    TH-cam poop is becoming meta

  • @fluidparadigms6719
    @fluidparadigms6719 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is James the "anti-Jeremy Clarkson"?

  • @penultimatename6677
    @penultimatename6677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    James name is misspelled. This is not the real account.