James Hoffmann: "This is nothing but weak bean soup." "That's what all coffee is." Hoffmann: "How could a member of my own family say something so horrible."
I absolutely love these videos. Surprisingly, they make me love James even more than I already do, especially because he endorses them. Absolutely great that he's humble enough to let people poke fun at him. Of course, these videos are totally classy. Really nice work!
@@starkidbubble2000 James talks about this when they first came out. The guy approached James to see if he was OK with the idea. He said Yeah, go ahead, though in truth no approval is required - it was just a courtesy to ask him.
Thanks for providing us with all this inane delight! Do you take requests? I’d love to see a video centered around James’ priceless chuckling every time he, hopeful as ever, tests out a coffee infused beverage, all of which never fail to disappoint 😁
You tricked me! I clicked on it and was like "... wait a second, I've seen this one". And then I checked the upload date and got even more confused. Took me quite a moment to figure it out
The real question is though, what will be the next person you add a mustache to? To keep it mostly neutral there are LOTS of food channels that could certainly have some interesting clips done with them.
I have actually used a paper towel as a coffee filter in an auto-drip machine once. it worked, in that I got actual coffee. I don't think I'll do it again if I have a choice; A common blender works fairly well as an improvised grinder; pretty similar to the (widely reviled) blade "grinders" that I used when I first started buying whole bean, and which I had inside an automatic machine that ground the beans just before it started brewing (but which was spoiled by the timer start function being dependent on a radio time base that was obsoleted the same year I got the machine). If you're down to using a hammer, use the old trick of putting the beans inside a bag of some kind (ideally one that won't get holes in it while you "grind") to keep from needing a vacuum after trying to make your coffee. Also, there are "spice grinders" that take larger input material than a pepper grinder, but are still too small to be practical as every day coffee grinders, and probably hard to adjust to make coarse enough grounds for drip/filter, though they might give an espresso grind. A peanut butter grinder is probably cheating, since it's virtually a coffee grinder anyway. Also, if you've fallen far enough on the tech scale, a quern (ancient Middle Eastern predecessor of the mortar and pestle) should do a fine job grinding those beans you hand picked and processed (presuming you had the foresight to plant some coffee bushes and still have a source of clean water). Try to find one that hasn't been grinding meal or clay previously...
This reminds me of his promise to come to America, get on a horse, and make us cowboy coffee
That's probably going to be a bit after the Mikita episode. Which is a great watch. th-cam.com/video/4xOEIpbxM4w/w-d-xo.html
I cannot wait
He went there to roast coffee (indirectly) with sunlight, I don’t think horse coffee is an unreasonable expectation
James Hoffmann: "This is nothing but weak bean soup."
"That's what all coffee is."
Hoffmann: "How could a member of my own family say something so horrible."
Avatar, nice
"We're gonna work on the idea that you are somewhere" - indeed I am!
Always remember, my son, in your life:
Wherever you go, there you are.
Some of us prefer to be transcendental and infinite, like a field equation without anything looking at us. 😛
Loving the subtitles: (wrist workout noises) (laughs at pepper aroma) (choke laughing) "I am (bonk bonk) having a nice time!"
“In an emergency, don’t hit it with a hammer”
Words to live by.
Thank you. Some days are just hard. Today, I’m thankful for you 🙏
Jeremy Clarkson no longer has any options left then...
I'd say this is a pretty accurate summary of the original video
Just with much better captions (slicing (sgl.))
"This is so stupid"
I've watched all of these videos, and this has been my favorite so far.
The "hitting things with a hammer" without putting them in a bag annoyed me again
I only just discovered the subtitles, so funny.
"Stoically vacuuming" LOL
You’ll need to go back and watch the rest of Hames then, they are 50% of the fun
Please never stop making these, nothing tickles my brain more than these fantastically cut videos
With enough violence, even the comandante can be a coffee grinder
@VERY EVIL PERSON FROM ILLUMINATI wait that's not how you're meant to use it?
@@gregswatches lol
Poor thing
we are not cavemen, we have *technology*
Friendly reminder to always watch Hames with CC on.
“For reasons” is wonderful editing, love this channel 😂
I absolutely love these videos. Surprisingly, they make me love James even more than I already do, especially because he endorses them.
Absolutely great that he's humble enough to let people poke fun at him. Of course, these videos are totally classy. Really nice work!
wait where does he endorse them? i'd love to see that!
@@starkidbubble2000 James talks about this when they first came out. The guy approached James to see if he was OK with the idea. He said Yeah, go ahead, though in truth no approval is required - it was just a courtesy to ask him.
"In an emergency don't hit 'it' with a hammer... paper towel is your friend." 😂
"Paper towel is your friend."
Hopefully not your only friend though.
Paper towels might be my only friend at this point. Thanks for the reminder.
This summary was way too helpful.
The OG is back!!!
Thanks Hames. Have a great day :)
Great editing as always, definitely enjoyed it, surprisingly helpful though.
Best one yet
This is the most Hitchhiker's Guide episode of these I have found. 😂 So fun. I had not seen the original of this one - going to go look for it now!
You are doing the lord's work
I thoroughly enjoy these, please keep going.
This one was actually helpful! Don’t hit it with a hammer!
Just found this, or rather it found me. 😂Exactly what I needed. - Fantastic "for reasons" 😅
Who’s waiting for “The Ultimate Cowboy Coffee Technique”?
wooohoooo! welcome back sir/madam!
This is actually an okay summary
Thanks for providing us with all this inane delight!
Do you take requests? I’d love to see a video centered around James’ priceless chuckling every time he, hopeful as ever, tests out a coffee infused beverage, all of which never fail to disappoint 😁
You tricked me! I clicked on it and was like "... wait a second, I've seen this one". And then I checked the upload date and got even more confused. Took me quite a moment to figure it out
“That was miserable, and i’ve had no fun”
After watching recent Hames videos, this one is way too useful
I'd like to request, Smart Scales - his descent into madness - an unhelpful Hames Joffmann summary.
Finally I have a friend! ... And a great day.
This was too helpful.
This is my favourite one!
Don’t miss the McGyver call-out on the wall at the beginning
"It feels like i'm drinking clothes" hahahahahahahaha
collab with the hydraulic press channel when?
You are spreading joy
Watch it with the subtitles ON. Thank me when you're done giggling.
I think that we are all "having a nice time"
I do! I do have a pepper grinder!
When you have a pepper grinder, everything looks like pepper
That's a nice knife.
Coffee is not bean soup!!!
Soup contains solids!!
Coffee is bean _broth!_
Thumbs down for inaccurate title. Video was actually quite helpful in convincing me to continue using my coffee grinder over these other options.
🎉🎉🎉
I love paper towel.
I love safety glasses over real glasses ...
Paper towel is my best friend.
I was waiting for the actual video to start and then the video ended...
Yes
coffee is a soup
MacGyver said it all for me
The real question is though, what will be the next person you add a mustache to?
To keep it mostly neutral there are LOTS of food channels that could certainly have some interesting clips done with them.
you must be related to Doc Martin ..... he Also drinks espresso
I have actually used a paper towel as a coffee filter in an auto-drip machine once. it worked, in that I got actual coffee. I don't think I'll do it again if I have a choice;
A common blender works fairly well as an improvised grinder; pretty similar to the (widely reviled) blade "grinders" that I used when I first started buying whole bean, and which I had inside an automatic machine that ground the beans just before it started brewing (but which was spoiled by the timer start function being dependent on a radio time base that was obsoleted the same year I got the machine).
If you're down to using a hammer, use the old trick of putting the beans inside a bag of some kind (ideally one that won't get holes in it while you "grind") to keep from needing a vacuum after trying to make your coffee. Also, there are "spice grinders" that take larger input material than a pepper grinder, but are still too small to be practical as every day coffee grinders, and probably hard to adjust to make coarse enough grounds for drip/filter, though they might give an espresso grind. A peanut butter grinder is probably cheating, since it's virtually a coffee grinder anyway.
Also, if you've fallen far enough on the tech scale, a quern (ancient Middle Eastern predecessor of the mortar and pestle) should do a fine job grinding those beans you hand picked and processed (presuming you had the foresight to plant some coffee bushes and still have a source of clean water). Try to find one that hasn't been grinding meal or clay previously...
All things are possible through unimaginable violence, so jot that down
bash bash 😆
Haha, MacGyver
Yes, coffee is a soup. Lol
MacGyver!
Is that a Peugeot grinder?
Weak bean Soup 😁
Always use a bigger hammer.
TH-cam poop is becoming meta
Is James the "anti-Jeremy Clarkson"?
Hames is the anti-Ceremy Jlarkson
James name is misspelled. This is not the real account.