Coffee Man had an important task in his short airing. He helped to provide refreshments to keep his allies properly nourished and alert. In short, he was the driving force of his base. Without him, his base would've blown up ages ago. RIP, Coffee Man. May you deliver that java on time in that military base in the sky.
Have you ever heard the tragedy of darth coffeeman the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the freelancers would tell you. It's a Charon industries legend.
I like to think Coffee Man only got shot in the shoulder; the blood on his back seems to come from the upper left shoulder blade, not the heart, so I think he survived after the encounter and had to clean up the coffee.
@@Wolfhawk40 yes that was the season but he dosen't come back to life again till season 30 to which he messes with time travel and cross paths with season 16 as the reds and blues was time traveling.
I hate having people ask why I have a song called "The Terrible Demise of Coffee Man" on my iTunes, but when they do ask, I tell them it's because I didn't "Slow down" and "Set" my "goddamn trackers."
fun fact, in paradox it is revealed that caboose asked cofee man one cofee cup, this is shown in the scene where he is explaining his trvaels to wash and carolina
They're actually pictures with the music. RT4Copyright was flagged for copyrighted content, meaning the videos. So, he had to start using pictures of where the song is supposed to go. Like for falling toward the sky, he used pictures, and every other song from the episodes.
@RT4Copyright Sorry, but I have Halo Reach on my account, but not a copy with me as mine was a rental. And I was really low level. Also tyring to figure out how to invite friends to custom matches so I can play SPEED HALO.
@RT4Copyright why don't you create account with a hacked code, giving you inheritor rank and all armours? That's how I would do it if I'm making a machinima.
@RT4Copyright I have pretty much all of the armor in the game, and I have enough to buy anything else that might be needed. The only thing is, I sure the account with someone already and he doesn't want me givin' the info away. If there is anyway I could help online, I would be more than happy to. Though, I suppose you would want your guns down at all times (if there is an exception at any time and you want a fight or something, just message me).
Coffee Man had an important task in his short airing. He helped to provide refreshments to keep his allies properly nourished and alert. In short, he was the driving force of his base. Without him, his base would've blown up ages ago. RIP, Coffee Man. May you deliver that java on time in that military base in the sky.
Coffee man died a hero. He was an inspiration to us all.
Ethan Saucier yeah *sniffles* i never forget the coffee he gave me
Have you ever heard the tragedy of darth coffeeman the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the freelancers would tell you. It's a Charon industries legend.
I always thought Coffee Man was Jenkins, because Jenkins got that one guy's terminal duty and so forced the guy to freeze his ass off with Murphy.
I like to think Coffee Man only got shot in the shoulder; the blood on his back seems to come from the upper left shoulder blade, not the heart, so I think he survived after the encounter and had to clean up the coffee.
Well, the oil rig blew up at the end of the episode so I don't think there's a very good chance of that xD
+B3arded Productions He'd have a lot of cleaning up to do
+CISsuperdroid And being shot in the shoulder is still lethal anyway
Not Necessarily. That's like saying a nerf dart to the eye is lethal. He may have bad problems in the future, but death is unlikely.
+Prince Phillips Productions what episode is this
coffee man was 1 day away from retirement nooo!
Fun fact, Coffee man was actually getting 2 cups of coffee for a time traveling caboose.
Can't wait for Season 194, where Coffee Man's ghost comes back to haunt them all!
Sweetly bitter revenge! :D
actually, thats in season 36, not 194
No, idiot, season 28.
+Wolfhawk40 No dumbass, it was season 28.5 episode 812 at 12:37.
Dartonal Alright bud, let me drop the fucking knowledge.
Season 28, Episode 4, Timestamp: 13.38
@@Wolfhawk40 yes that was the season but he dosen't come back to life again till season 30 to which he messes with time travel and cross paths with season 16 as the reds and blues was time traveling.
"You will be avenged!"
"What are you gonna do? Shoo-"
"Yes. Good suggestion."
I hate having people ask why I have a song called "The Terrible Demise of Coffee Man" on my iTunes, but when they do ask, I tell them it's because I didn't "Slow down" and "Set" my "goddamn trackers."
There's no need to avenge coffee man, Washington has that covered.
Caboose: Rest in piece Coffee man ( Omega Voice) You shall Be Avenged!
"I can't believe I died for this Coffee"
Let’s be honest, this is Red vs Blue, he could’ve survived.
Sadly, I can’t stress that “could’ve” enough. ;-;
fun fact, in paradox it is revealed that caboose asked cofee man one cofee cup, this is shown in the scene where he is explaining his trvaels to wash and carolina
I listen to this whenever I feel powerful.
They were supplied to Blood Gulch exclusively to be able to be extra frames for the Alpha, should his one be destroyed.
Rest in piece coffee man :(
Hey guys guess what I managed to get two... oh son of a -
He would live
Washington: That was the worst timing ever, of all time.
Coffee Man: Not my fault, someone told me to get coffee.
it seemed that the red vs blue season nine was more focused than funny, but the coffee guy seen was one of the funniest in the season.
R.I.P
the coffee man
you were just serving coffee
at the wrong place
at the wrong time
I never even knew your name coffee guy but you will allways be remebered
R.I.P
Anyone else getting an MGS vibe here?
They're actually pictures with the music. RT4Copyright was flagged for copyrighted content, meaning the videos. So, he had to start using pictures of where the song is supposed to go. Like for falling toward the sky, he used pictures, and every other song from the episodes.
His fault. He was on the way when he wasn't supposed to be needed.
Still, rest in peace, you unlucky man. ???-2548.
2:16 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Doctor: Hello mr. and mrs. man here is your child.what would you like to name him?
Mrs.man: lets name him coffee, Coffee Man.
Aah. That actually makes sense.
rest in peace coffee man
Well, so long, Coffee Man. We hardly knew ye.
It's about to get loud!
@1cheapskate Indeed you are correct. I have my main xbox account, but that's only 1 person I can use to machinimate.
Best name ever!
@Coze125 Lolwut Murphy died long before coffee man. It's to bad, those coffee's were probably meant for murphy and the other guy :(.
actually he doesnt say that until they are trapped and carolina comes he says "send her in"
Coffee guy...I'm sorry I sent you back in to get more cream! WHAT HAVE I DONE!! *sobs*
@yhmmot His name was Murphy he was only 10 minutes old.
poor coffee man :( he didn't do anything but get coffee! RIP coffee man!
@LordOfRandom38 Nah man remember Tex blows that facility sky high.
The names Man, Coffee Man.
NO NOT COFFEE MAN!!!
NO WHERE WILL WE GET OUR COFFEE NOW~!!!!??? DX
Rip coffee man
@yhmmot
His name...
Is Andersmith.
don't forget the surprise party for his brother, wallace
And his twins were just graduating from college and his eldest son was getting married.
god dammit caboose.
if you're up to date you'll understand.
North: I see two small dots, check your six.
South: 0_0
Coffee Guy: 0_0'
STARING CONTEST!
The coffe guy shall be remembered!! TnT
And the worst part is... Koffi Mann was just another work shift away from retirement...
his wife was sarah and his two little kids max and racheal.
Leave coffe man alone :( he just want to share.....
@RT4Copyright Most of that can be done in Halo 3. It'd save you a lot of effort.
Fourth lost brother of Gray, Redmond and Bluetarch. :P
party turned into a funeral
coffee man dont hate the song hate yourself u cause the whole problem
The names Coffee, Coffee man.
then he got shot in the heart...The Friggin end.
He's a robot built by Sarge. I don't think that he is Freelancer.
he was gonna buy a boat and sail the ocean with his family
coffee maaaaaaaaaaaaan ;-;
We all cried when Coffee man died because he did not get me my coffee
Don't even think about it.
He was a robot built by Sarge with pieces which almost certainly would have been supplied by Freelancer.
@RT4Copyright Sorry, but I have Halo Reach on my account, but not a copy with me as mine was a rental. And I was really low level. Also tyring to figure out how to invite friends to custom matches so I can play SPEED HALO.
@hugehalofan011 *in epic o'mally voice* YOU WILL BE AVENGED.
he was about to leave the station
I'm still waiting for my coffee...
lol, love it!
Coffee guy was Jenkins
@RT4Copyright I have friends who have it. Although I am Brigadier and I use Recon.
the coffee man shouldn't have got to work that day...
@RT4Copyright No, you need at least Lt Colonel. I and many others will be able to unlock it then. I have.
Noo! Coffee Guy! He had a wife and two kids! NOOOOO!!!
COFFEE GUY! NOOOOOO!!!
Coffee.... Coffee
Oh my god the Coffee Man is Cabooses dead brother!
The dislike is like am ninga you can't see it but yo know it's there
and then he tried to get a ride at the station
coffee man had the cure
POOR COFFEE GUY!!! D:
he had two deays left before retirment
carolina:dont even think about it
coffee guy: oh...shit
me: o.0
me later: wheres my coffee......foo
JEROME RIHKAN it was south Dakota
@RT4Copyright why don't you create account with a hacked code, giving you inheritor rank and all armours? That's how I would do it if I'm making a machinima.
His train was late
i bet his name was like Bob or something comepletely simple....i will be surprised if i am right....
Not exactly. South GOT North killed by the Meta, she didn't do it directly. But yes, it was all her fault.
I bet someone dislike this video for the sake of someone commenting "the coffee man dislike this".
NOOOO
and in the bathroom, he found the cure
That's what he gets for sneaking coffee...
Jim, 't was Jim.
@RT4Copyright I have pretty much all of the armor in the game, and I have enough to buy anything else that might be needed. The only thing is, I sure the account with someone already and he doesn't want me givin' the info away.
If there is anyway I could help online, I would be more than happy to. Though, I suppose you would want your guns down at all times (if there is an exception at any time and you want a fight or something, just message me).
LOL HAHAHA
@merchent343 thats Mark V not Mark VI
-_- you spoiled the moment...
It was in the other cup
@hugehalofan011 oops your right