I like how comically serious this is. "We shall devour the flesh of the beasts, and make them our- it was not wise of me to place this cobblestone here, lemme just get that out."
I sure do. That's kind of the angle I was using without being too scary or unsettling. Though I may mix things up, I do enjoy this style of play better and hope everyone else does too, rather than typical Let's Play narration (not that there is anything wrong with that).
I never could have imagined Minecraft being used for an asmr video, but this is wonderful! Please keep it up and I hope to see more minecraft asmr videos in the future.
"We're making progress now" *Creeper explodes next to him* "We just walked in a circle didn't we. Yes we did." It's funny occasions like these that make these videos so adorable.
Noah Sutton oh hi Noah so how many animals did Moses take on his ark of a kind none because it was Noah not Moses bible jokes lol I love them but the Bible isn't a joke
Ephemeral Rift I caught you breaking an unwritten rule of Minecraft. When you cut down a tall tree, you left a piece of wood on the top. Build up with the wood you JUST GOT and chop down the whole tree.
THIS IS SO FUNNY "We are safe.. We are being attacked.... But we are safe" "Tree flesh" "We have brought it to it's undoomed, yet it has still come" "We are not frightened by these beasts... Maybe a little bit" "And the creatures who try to partake my human man flesh" "Fouler than the foulest of foulestness" "We have vanquished the evil ones again" "WE WILL DISPATCH IT AT ONCE!" "We will bring light to the darkness" "Foul demon... Vanquished, surrender to my will, he is no match for the power of righteousness" "And hopefully, wisely, let us quickly -oh that was not quite wise" "Be gone with you, foul creature!" "..there lies a beast I do not wish to deal with at this time.." "Using only my nubby appendage" "More.... Beastly meat" "One cannot have enough sticks" "Iron pants, comfortable and alluring" "And that is how we deal with the evil that resides in this foul underworld" "Beastly brains" "Stop interrupting my... Expidituon, it's important" "This is apparently inconvenience and nothing more" "There are many! We will run, we will flee!" "We must find our way out... And it is not that way" "Ah... We are making progress now..." * creeper explodes. * I'm sure there's more but I wanna sleep, rest well ✌
This is literally the most dramatic Minecraft I have ever been fortunate to witness. I laughed but it was relaxing. Funny as hell, but relaxing! Keep it up brother!
It's actually funny when people comment saying "wtf" "you're creepy" and so forth. Best us shed some light on asmr for them because maybe they can find solace in it as well. I just fell asleep to your video about being alike with emotional and mental situations. I must say almost every feeling or state of mind you mentioned I could really really relate too. Anyway thank you man. Real quality channel and content. Keep going!
Heh Don't we at that age take our parents for granted. I know I did. And to me that's just fine. I want him to be a kid, not be concerned about making sure he cherishes everything. He'll remember and hold onto whatever is important to him and that's all that matters really. Thanks for your comment.
I don't know why but it feels like Doctor Strange is whispering in my ear about how he's pretending he's journeying to a new land when Instead he's just playing Minecraft on Tony's computer
i deal with a lot of anxiety and paranoia, and i find looping this video and listening to it in the background makes those things evaporate. these videos seem creepy to people who dont experiance ASMR, but to those of us who use it as therapy, its sometimes literally life saving. im really thankful for people like this who make these videos for us
This was beautiful. Your entire narration felt like you were reading me a story. It was amazing! I actually fell asleep, which is unbelievable, because I never fall asleep when someone reads me a story. But this was so relaxing that I just couldn't help myself. And the mouse clicking was awesome too. :)
Love the way you treat every video as if it were real life. Whether it's a role play or you playing video games, you never break character and stay dedicated to each reality you create. Truly professional.
Oh my gosh, I remember when you crafted a door you only got one, I used to get so annoyed with that. To this day I still click a door twice in a crafting table and end up getting 6 doors😂
I would have found this relaxing if I want laughing so much. "We must look at the sun..." That made me laugh way more than it should have, which was probably like not at all.
I wish you would make another Minecraft video like this to be honest, love this tone of voice and listening to you make up a story as you play the game is relaxing as all hell! Uncle ER can always make everything so relaxing! Hell, maybe to make it more interesting you could play some Minecraft mods like the old Farlanders Mod, Pixelmon or something of that nature.
had asmr videos on auto-play and it was all going well until this video. woke up to a man yelling HELLO MY NAME IS GAVIN. Ads shouldn't be on asmr videos
I've always found watching people play video games relaxing, and you just took it to the next level. Nicely done. Love the game sounds, and no music is great. Really makes me want to play the game!
Randomly pondering. I've always thought that your sheerly brilliant mix of awesomeness, humor and love of relaxation will probably go completely under appreciated by your young son, as he will grow up taking you for granted.
"We are safe. We are...being attacked, but we are safe"
A TG lmao
Timestamp?
Christopher Crepon 28:27
Pretty much me every time I’m attacked in minecraft
Basically me in family reunions
I like how comically serious this is.
"We shall devour the flesh of the beasts, and make them our- it was not wise of me to place this cobblestone here, lemme just get that out."
I know this was years ago but ER please! Minecraft is getting popular again. Now is the perfect time to embark on another minecraft asmr journey!
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28:10
Rift: "But we are safe"
*Zombie in golden armor attacks him*
Rift: "We are being attacked... but we are safe"
lmao way to keep it under control
That's how we roll!
Yea
“We have made it we have vanquished the evil. We are safe”
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"We are not frightened of these beasts...maybe a little bit."
28:20 "We are safe, we are.. being attacked". Woke me right up and made me laugh out loud. Haha
HA! hahaha
Mental Newb ilia
Some how makes no sense and perfect sense at the same time. Weird
Mental Newb “we vanquished the evil once again” I can’t xD
22:00 "the beasts."
*rapid clicking*
"foul demon, vanquished. Surrendured to my will."
The power consumed him for a few seconds after as he tries to slay the iron ore as well
@@shrug1250 lmaoo
I'm pretty sure he actually says "some peace" instead of "the beasts" because he just said "this is just what we need" i could be wrong tho
"And the creatures who wish to partake of my man flesh."
-Ephmeral Rift 2015
Well 2013 actually. you just heard it in 2015.
Joseph Vallin "Well 2013 actually. You just heard it in 2015" -Joseph V. 2017
fishaquaria ""Well 2013 actually. You just heard it in 2015" -Joseph V. 2017" -fishaquaria 2017
“””Well 2013 actually. You just heard it in 2015” -Joseph V. 2017” -fishaquaria 2017” -Trey Cottrell 2017
Iron Dragon """"Well 2013 actually. You just heard it in 2015." -Joseph V.2017" -fishaquaria 2017" -Trey Cottrel 2017" - Sidney Crosby 2018
"Iron pants
comfortable and alluring"
Amosc
He!! Yeah
Not!!!
"We must partake of the tree flesh." Lmao.
ghostbusterz i thought the same
A way with words
"And the creatures... That wish... To partake of my man-flesh" lol that made me laugh.
Alex Cibin. Dissoactive?
Chozn maddness. U 2 DJ Dissoactive?
The noise of digging on Minecraft is one of my favourite game sounds
@Joshlikegame hai
8 years ago, a checkmark, 79 likes ans one single comment.
Dear lord
How he sounds: 😇
What he’s saying: 😈
That's so true😆😆
That aged like wine
Normies: cannibals
Me: creatures that wish to partake of my man flesh
Unholy normies: Dey cannibals
Holy nibbles: creatures that wish to partake on dinning on my flesh
Menacing life forms that will not hesitate to consume my flesh
“Fouler than the foulest of foulestness.” 27:53
Blake J. Stone bars🔥🔥🔥
Blake J. Stone haha!
I smell a smelly smell. The smelliest smell of all the smelliest smells. That’s what that reminds me of
I sure do. That's kind of the angle I was using without being too scary or unsettling. Though I may mix things up, I do enjoy this style of play better and hope everyone else does too, rather than typical Let's Play narration (not that there is anything wrong with that).
huh
back in rifts baby fats when he didn’t have to reply, instead just comment
I never could have imagined Minecraft being used for an asmr video, but this is wonderful! Please keep it up and I hope to see more minecraft asmr videos in the future.
They will be weekly! Thank you for watching!
+Brian C (Teddy) LOVE your profile photo, Brian! He was my FAV in the game! :D
+Ephemeral Rift what is the minecraft seed for this world
Brian C agreed!
the ore gamer -4452268885543886
"We're making progress now"
*Creeper explodes next to him*
"We just walked in a circle didn't we. Yes we did."
It's funny occasions like these that make these videos so adorable.
Time stamp?
@@stonershen5917 37:43
Uncle E, sometimes I get confused whether you are role playing or if you are just tripping on acid Sincerely, noah
Noah Sutton Most likely both
Noah Sutton oh hi Noah so how many animals did Moses take on his ark of a kind none because it was Noah not Moses bible jokes lol I love them but the Bible isn't a joke
Bobcat 28 shut up bitch
Ghost The nobody i think you’re a little late lol
Tupac Smalls **
if you dont get this is a joke then i’m so done lmao
"We have vanquished the evil ones again" 😂 best video ever
Ephemeral Rift I caught you breaking an unwritten rule of Minecraft. When you cut down a tall tree, you left a piece of wood on the top. Build up with the wood you JUST GOT and chop down the whole tree.
@@mariamaciasdo4926 yes they need to follow it
@Ang. monster
Yeah after seeing that it unsettled me😂😂😂
I mean, I think he dug straight down at one point.
Leave the last block and then jump on it so you don’t cut it down twice
My friend watched this, and now he only speaketh ye olde english
Lord McSwain whomst be thou bretherin? Fear not for thy am merely blubbering nonsense
@@hippykidd1363 applaud thy nonsense 🙌
Doesith urith comradith stillith speakith likeith ye olde englishith
Semue i justh took the fattest shiet
Lord McSwain theiys noaise
My boys just loved this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heheh thanks Lauren!
Ephemeral Rift hi
Ephemeral Rift biiiiiis
Ephemeral Rift aaabbbffefed
сталкер горп bet you're 10 years old who just found out the word "fuck", big boy
"We're safe but we're being attacked" lol xD
"I will use my nubby appendage to bend the world to my will"...... I CAN'T BREATHE
"we are safe. we are... being attacked." my heart dropped idk how you managed to remain calm BC I screamed internally lol
THIS IS SO FUNNY
"We are safe.. We are being attacked.... But we are safe"
"Tree flesh"
"We have brought it to it's undoomed, yet it has still come"
"We are not frightened by these beasts... Maybe a little bit"
"And the creatures who try to partake my human man flesh"
"Fouler than the foulest of foulestness"
"We have vanquished the evil ones again"
"WE WILL DISPATCH IT AT ONCE!"
"We will bring light to the darkness"
"Foul demon... Vanquished, surrender to my will, he is no match for the power of righteousness"
"And hopefully, wisely, let us quickly -oh that was not quite wise"
"Be gone with you, foul creature!"
"..there lies a beast I do not wish to deal with at this time.."
"Using only my nubby appendage"
"More.... Beastly meat"
"One cannot have enough sticks"
"Iron pants, comfortable and alluring"
"And that is how we deal with the evil that resides in this foul underworld"
"Beastly brains"
"Stop interrupting my... Expidituon, it's important"
"This is apparently inconvenience and nothing more"
"There are many! We will run, we will flee!"
"We must find our way out... And it is not that way"
"Ah... We are making progress now..." * creeper explodes. *
I'm sure there's more but I wanna sleep, rest well ✌
This deserves a lot more likes
this is good^
Why did you not put time stamps
You could have saved a life but instead you chose to write this
Stupid
"there is a creature i......do not wish to deal with right now" I CANT BREATHE IM LAUGHING but so relaxed at the same time!
Me: has volume up to full ready for ASMR
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I got an ad from an asmrtist and it was nice and quiet, kinda cool actually.
I mean it is, get out there and embrace your inner Irishman
@@AtomicBezerk Was it that nameless nomad guy?
@Lemon Sauce so true bro
0:01 video actually starts so you don't have to sit through that long intro
thanks Bully Maguire, very cool 👍
This is literally the most dramatic Minecraft I have ever been fortunate to witness. I laughed but it was relaxing. Funny as hell, but relaxing! Keep it up brother!
Alfonso Deya just think of this episode like the Bible but it’s in Minecraft so the holy Minecraft adventure
It's actually funny when people comment saying "wtf" "you're creepy" and so forth. Best us shed some light on asmr for them because maybe they can find solace in it as well.
I just fell asleep to your video about being alike with emotional and mental situations.
I must say almost every feeling or state of mind you mentioned I could really really relate too.
Anyway thank you man. Real quality channel and content.
Keep going!
***** This is why we cant have nice things people ...
his calmness in the face of a Creeper is actually kinda scary
I looove the Minecraft music, and it makes me extra happy to hear asmr over it!
124 creatures partook of his man flesh
m a n f l e s h
Killermcreeper XD
I D O N T K N O W I T I S M O R E P R A C T I C A L
b e c a u s e i t i s s u p p o s e d l y p r a c t i c a l
b e c a u s e i t i s s u p p o s e d l y p r a c t i c a l
this made me feel so nostalgic. I may just have to play minecraft again for old times sake🌹
2013:no
2014:no
2015:nah
2016:no
2017:nope
2018:nah
2019: *LET'S PUT IT IN RECOMMENDED*
ツMikiii the same thing happened with me, I had never seen it before this year 😂
*2020*
Heh Don't we at that age take our parents for granted. I know I did. And to me that's just fine. I want him to be a kid, not be concerned about making sure he cherishes everything. He'll remember and hold onto whatever is important to him and that's all that matters really. Thanks for your comment.
14:34 - 14:55 I'm so surprised how he still remained silent rather than scream
"Life feeds on life"
Tool reference?
He indeed likes tool, so I wouldn't be surprised. I catch many references in his videos
Fuck yea 🤘
Somehow I find fellow metal heads in every corner of the internet. Nice.
WE WANT part 2
Great minds think alike I suppose.
...
Rich Abbott skrrt
Yes
Rich Abbott indeed we do
i like the harmony of the keyboard and mouse click sound with voice and game sound
28:25 We are being attacked but we are safe
Bro just guessed the lore of Minecraft legends from 10 years ago, that's wild
Fr
I don't know why but it feels like Doctor Strange is whispering in my ear about how he's pretending he's journeying to a new land when Instead he's just playing Minecraft on Tony's computer
Thanks so much for this, I listen to this when I play minecraft, and I get tingles everytime
ThePVPDooD so if someone watches you play minecraft and they just see you shaking, what are they thinking?
Trey Cottrell They gonna say “nigga eaten some beans”
Minecraft is so relaxing,it's relaxation got doubled when you did this lets play.
i deal with a lot of anxiety and paranoia, and i find looping this video and listening to it in the background makes those things evaporate. these videos seem creepy to people who dont experiance ASMR, but to those of us who use it as therapy, its sometimes literally life saving. im really thankful for people like this who make these videos for us
Listening to this while studying Latin and I've never gotten so much done before
12:40-12:50 im done dude😂😂😂😂
*headdesk*
Let us quickly.... oh
This combines my love for both Minecraft and the benefits of ASMR relaxation! What a fabulous video! Many Thanks! :)
With the soft music in minecraft, and the very relaxed gameplay, it's perfect for ASMR!
You are the nerdiest ASMRtist and I LOVE IT. Does the heart good to see Minecraft, distopian futures, Lovecraft, and Fallout on an ASMR channel.
Search up Asmrnerd if You think he is the nerdiest ;)
Haha I think I will, actually ^^
Imagine he dies and starts banging his keyboard on the desk
"and as i use my nubby appendage to hue (?) the earth, and bend it to my will" My favorite way of explaining Minecraft now.
37:45 "Good good, we're making progress now." *TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS* lmfaoo
I watch these everyday...please make more minecraft asmr videos! they are the best!
I honestly had not had tingles for the best part of a year, and then I found your channel! Thank you for giving me my tingles back!
Love being here after 9 years
This was beautiful. Your entire narration felt like you were reading me a story. It was amazing! I actually fell asleep, which is unbelievable, because I never fall asleep when someone reads me a story. But this was so relaxing that I just couldn't help myself. And the mouse clicking was awesome too. :)
this is extremely relaxing
Haha
Love the way you treat every video as if it were real life. Whether it's a role play or you playing video games, you never break character and stay dedicated to each reality you create. Truly professional.
This guy's going full on Shakespeare whilst relaxing me. Perfect.
I love that you play ASMR Minecraft. I've been playing since the Indev days and always just mine because it's so relaxing.
"A foul demon, green and hideous..."
Can't believe E.R predicted Dream seven years prior
It's cool to see how different minecraft is from then to now
Oh my gosh, I remember when you crafted a door you only got one, I used to get so annoyed with that. To this day I still click a door twice in a crafting table and end up getting 6 doors😂
I don't much care for Minecraft, but I find it incredibly relaxing to watch other people play it, and this is absolute bliss.
I would have found this relaxing if I want laughing so much. "We must look at the sun..." That made me laugh way more than it should have, which was probably like not at all.
Welcome back ogs it has beenr a while . Real minecraft players and asmr lovers
No puedo creer que hayan pasado 10 años...
I wish you would make another Minecraft video like this to be honest, love this tone of voice and listening to you make up a story as you play the game is relaxing as all hell! Uncle ER can always make everything so relaxing! Hell, maybe to make it more interesting you could play some Minecraft mods like the old Farlanders Mod, Pixelmon or something of that nature.
*The Best ASMR Video Ever*
Agreed
I watched a minute of this and I can't wait to watch the whole thing before sleep!
had asmr videos on auto-play and it was all going well until this video. woke up to a man yelling HELLO MY NAME IS GAVIN. Ads shouldn't be on asmr videos
Danny Hall it must've been Gavin from the SloMo Guys doing the Tide challenge.
lol
hi i was never here
Koa Country hahahahahaha I have been searching for you you were here you can't hide mwhahahahhahahahahahh
sebastion corbitt their*
The only Minecraft LP I have actually laughed at. The narration is gold and I tingled!
This is my type of let’s play ☺️
I've always found watching people play video games relaxing, and you just took it to the next level. Nicely done. Love the game sounds, and no music is great. Really makes me want to play the game!
we are safe..........we are being attacked XD
the way you describe the mobs is eerie D:
great video!
Can you do more of these? It was wonderful!
Randomly pondering. I've always thought that your sheerly brilliant mix of awesomeness, humor and love of relaxation will probably go completely under appreciated by your young son, as he will grow up taking you for granted.
I never thought that ASMR and lets plays could be combined, I stand corrected.
This is good its making me go to sleep
I love this. Please please make more.
DARLINSAYS I plan on it.
+Ephemeral Rift Yes Please make more, I love this
+Ephemeral Rift I also love this can you please make more?
+ItsLukeSkywalker hey i stumble upon you even here,i really like your channel!
I was never really interested in playing Minecraft until I watched your videos. Now I'm hooked on the game. Thanks :)
lol I would love to see notchs reaction to this
For me personally, the clicking and key presses were part of the tingling experience :) Very relaxing video, thank you!
Man in 2019 and this pops up in my recommended.
Same
Yup, me too
I've been watching ephemeral rift for 9 years?...
Worth it...
Mojang hosts board room meetings with this playing on a daily basis for morale.
It's good to come back to this. This was the first ever video of yours that I saw....God, what a long this channel has come
"We have FOilED it".
I love the sounds of the cobblestone when being placed!
Am i the only one being recommended this in 2019?
This is incredible. Instantly relaxed me and Minecraft is one of my favourite games ever. Please keep going with this!
Just lost all my best enchanted armor and like 3 hours worth of iron ore
F
This is one of my favorite games of all time!! Your videos are amazing! Never stop making them!
"flesh of beast" I love it
This was possibly the funniest ASMR ever! I loved this.