Ylvis - "Norges Herligste" Kiwi Bob (Eng. subs)
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This is a clip from episode 3 of "Norges Herligste" that aired Dec 3, 2007.
Translations and subs by Quirentia & Vib. English revision by Mana Nicola.
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Tomorrow, I'm gonna clean up my room and my refrigerator. Thanks for the inspiration.
Kiwi Bob - what a character. What a hobby?- is it a hobby, I don't know. I love how Bard and Vegard kept mostly laughing. Why not... doesn't everyone have a room devoted to expired chips. Ha! Also... great dance at the end, Funny. (Thanks for the translations.)
Oh wow. Ylvis AND Incubus - that really made my day :)
Same here! :D
sansanana me too :D
"Ich bin Laden" Hahahahah
It's the first time a german joke makes me laugh
+Krista Blendl it's wrong grammar though and makes no sense like that.. :D
Southgarden116
Still funny though
Am I the only who thinks it's super cute that Vegard gave Bard a flower and that Bard is wearing Vegard's scarf?
Bård carrying around a box of kinder chocolates for a while; I swear to god that man's sweet tooth is insatiable.
Well... all I can say is 'good luck' to whoever is given the task of translating and subbing this one. Not an easy task, for several reasons.
which reasons?
nichtswiezuvor Lots of wordplay which doesn't translate well to English :)
NorwegianKnifeDude
I see! thank you.. and, well, maybe it is just the right challenge for one of the translators? :)
Thanks for the good luck wishes, we´ll need it. This will be a teamwork, I hope, I´ve done my best translating the easier parts and hope that some of the others could fill in the hard parts. Like the jokes. Feel free to give suggestions here, if you can translate his jokes, it could be a bit of a "What does the Kiwi-Bob say"...
He sure gave Vegard a hard time hahahahahaahah :D
4:20 XD
English:
Kiwibob: "Do you have a gf?"
Vegard: "Yeah"
Kiwibob: "Is she blind? lololol"
it's so nice how vegard laughs with him every f.cking time :D
+NorwegianKnifeDude Skjønte ikke den vitsen jeg
But it was a funny joke though. xD
"Next time, on Hoarders..."
Oh my... :o 5:35 - VEGARD AND KINDER CHOCOLATE. IN ONE. It's my greatest dream!!! in one picture. I don't need nothing more to happiness, just give me this.
It looks like an episode of Hoarders....
Love ylvis
At The Drive-In AND Incubus? I'm really impressed by the music choice. I wonder if this was chosen by the Ylvis brothers themselves?
songnames plese?
Tnx :)
does anyone know the name of the song at the start, (the intro)
Official SPANISH version of 'What Does the Fox Say?" is out NOW!
The Fox (What does the Fox Say?) - El Zorro (Que dice el Zorro?) Official Spanish Version - Panama
while watching this I got this feeling of being embarrassed and feel kinda sorry at the same time... I think this guy just need a bit companionship :)
But he said he doesn`t have to tidy up, because he hasn`t got a girlfriend:p
yeah, but what about going out and having fun e.g. at a bar and not at a kiwi store? :) I think, he just need some company and get to know other people... then it would perhaps also work out with a girlfriend ;)
Kiwi Bob meets Kiwi Babs:D
awww that would be so cute :D romantical snickers-eating :D
I saw it when it aired,and saw it again now. Its nice to see someone showing love for people that isnt apart of societys/medias marks on whats "beautiful" and "Succesfull". His nickname is wide known since he looks out after outdated merchandise,and its his thing. Still today many shops are lazy on refreshing theyr products,so hes actually putting some pressure on the Kiwi stores. As you can see hes living the good life,goofs around alot,hasnt got any signs of being depressed. And im sure he has his friends (like the blind guy he meantions,it could also be just a joke). But normally abit matured bachelors like this,especially having it as messy as him/having "nerdy" hobbies,tend to not having the best of luck with women. Well,thoose who hangs around bars anyway,here they go for the tall,dark,muscular don juans or badboys most of them. I dont know Kiwi Bobs status today,but the chance of him meeting a woman via friends or at a Kiwi store,i look upon as bigger then him going out. He doesnt appear as the drinking type either,and i think hes insecure,shy around women. Anyway,if he enjoys life the way he lives it today,i see no problem in it. Still,a warm comment by you on his behalf :o)
Hey. Whats the name of the tune playing on Kiwi Bobs victorydance. Anyone who knows??
Gorillaz- Kids with guns
LunaticLilly Gorillaz - Dirty Harry
This they do better than music thats for sure.
Nærbø er nabo tettstede til der jeg bor :D
I just realized that that scarf may have been from Helene cause she works in physiotherapy!
2:48
De sier Nærbø feil. i tillegg er ikke Nærbø i Stavanger, men på Jæren, sør for Stavanger....
One in my class di the same but he dosent make so much.
WHAT, they actually bleeped a word?
I wouldn´t say it´s actual bleeping for like censor reasons, when it´s done like this in Scandinavia. You don´t have to do that here. It´s more like making fun of it, and it´s kinda the opposite, it´s not done to hide the word, it´s more like accentuate that somebody said fuck, for example.
As a parody/satire thingy...
I didn't get the ''Ich bin Laden'' joke. Can someone please explain me that?
bam
Okay, maybe is 'cause I'm not English, Norvegian neither German but I didn't get even now ....sorry
I think 'laden' means to charge. So "Ich bin laden"=I am charging. My favourite joke has to be "do you have a girlfriend? Is she blind?"
I loved the 'Kebob' one haha
Osama bin Laden ring any bells?! I know he's dead now, but come on! The US spent 10 years, starting two wars, to get the son of a bitch. ;P
He is mixing norwegian with german... its like saying im charging battery
HEY I THINK YOU JUST FORGOT TO INPUT THE ENGLISH SUBTITLES IN THE VIDEO RIGHT? WELL IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAYS I GOT THE POINT OF THE TALK!
Press the CC button in the bottom right cornor.
You Americans are so smart!
Helt enig! geirtwo
I get this programme, and I do love it. However is anyone else becoming aware that they are basically visiting the autistic male population of Norway to create entertainment? I'm not sure whether that's a little uncomfortable.
4:29