Ylvis - "Norges Herligste" Kiwi Bob (Eng. subs)

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  • Copyright © TV Norge
    This is a clip from episode 3 of "Norges Herligste" that aired Dec 3, 2007.
    Translations and subs by Quirentia & Vib. English revision by Mana Nicola.
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  • @MiTmite9
    @MiTmite9 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Tomorrow, I'm gonna clean up my room and my refrigerator. Thanks for the inspiration.

  • @KrissBlendl
    @KrissBlendl 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Ich bin Laden" Hahahahah
    It's the first time a german joke makes me laugh

    • @Southgarden116
      @Southgarden116 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Krista Blendl it's wrong grammar though and makes no sense like that.. :D

    • @ida91581890
      @ida91581890 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Southgarden116
      Still funny though

  • @SummerLeppanen
    @SummerLeppanen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Bård carrying around a box of kinder chocolates for a while; I swear to god that man's sweet tooth is insatiable.

  • @PseudoChat
    @PseudoChat 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Am I the only who thinks it's super cute that Vegard gave Bard a flower and that Bard is wearing Vegard's scarf?

  • @UploadingFriend
    @UploadingFriend 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Well... all I can say is 'good luck' to whoever is given the task of translating and subbing this one. Not an easy task, for several reasons.

    • @nichtswiezuvor
      @nichtswiezuvor 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      which reasons?

    • @NorwegianKnifeDude
      @NorwegianKnifeDude 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      nichtswiezuvor Lots of wordplay which doesn't translate well to English :)

    • @nichtswiezuvor
      @nichtswiezuvor 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NorwegianKnifeDude
      I see! thank you.. and, well, maybe it is just the right challenge for one of the translators? :)

    • @Quirentia
      @Quirentia 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thanks for the good luck wishes, we´ll need it. This will be a teamwork, I hope, I´ve done my best translating the easier parts and hope that some of the others could fill in the hard parts. Like the jokes. Feel free to give suggestions here, if you can translate his jokes, it could be a bit of a "What does the Kiwi-Bob say"...

  • @skritka
    @skritka 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh wow. Ylvis AND Incubus - that really made my day :)

  • @joyc9450
    @joyc9450 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Kiwi Bob - what a character. What a hobby?- is it a hobby, I don't know. I love how Bard and Vegard kept mostly laughing. Why not... doesn't everyone have a room devoted to expired chips. Ha! Also... great dance at the end, Funny. (Thanks for the translations.)

  • @jumpnsolo85
    @jumpnsolo85 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It looks like an episode of Hoarders....

  • @talkingbowl
    @talkingbowl 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Next time, on Hoarders..."

  • @NorwegianKnifeDude
    @NorwegianKnifeDude 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    4:20 XD
    English:
    Kiwibob: "Do you have a gf?"
    Vegard: "Yeah"
    Kiwibob: "Is she blind? lololol"

    • @nichtswiezuvor
      @nichtswiezuvor 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      it's so nice how vegard laughs with him every f.cking time :D

    • @christerjacobsen9705
      @christerjacobsen9705 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +NorwegianKnifeDude Skjønte ikke den vitsen jeg

    • @GROENAASMusic
      @GROENAASMusic 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      But it was a funny joke though. xD

  • @shynerdylady
    @shynerdylady 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He sure gave Vegard a hard time hahahahahaahah :D

  • @ankakya
    @ankakya 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh my... :o 5:35 - VEGARD AND KINDER CHOCOLATE. IN ONE. It's my greatest dream!!! in one picture. I don't need nothing more to happiness, just give me this.

  • @L.D.1
    @L.D.1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At The Drive-In AND Incubus? I'm really impressed by the music choice. I wonder if this was chosen by the Ylvis brothers themselves?

  • @dinapurpletonz594
    @dinapurpletonz594 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love ylvis

  • @monalisaariasmartin
    @monalisaariasmartin 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Official SPANISH version of 'What Does the Fox Say?" is out NOW!
    The Fox (What does the Fox Say?) - El Zorro (Que dice el Zorro?) Official Spanish Version - Panama

  • @jzschm
    @jzschm 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I just realized that that scarf may have been from Helene cause she works in physiotherapy!

  • @vetleskjveland1707
    @vetleskjveland1707 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    does anyone know the name of the song at the start, (the intro)

  • @bitznpizez
    @bitznpizez 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tnx :)

  • @oerjan666iokt
    @oerjan666iokt 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    This they do better than music thats for sure.

  • @lilalele7527
    @lilalele7527 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    while watching this I got this feeling of being embarrassed and feel kinda sorry at the same time... I think this guy just need a bit companionship :)

    • @MouseGuardian
      @MouseGuardian 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      But he said he doesn`t have to tidy up, because he hasn`t got a girlfriend:p

    • @lilalele7527
      @lilalele7527 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah, but what about going out and having fun e.g. at a bar and not at a kiwi store? :) I think, he just need some company and get to know other people... then it would perhaps also work out with a girlfriend ;)

    • @MouseGuardian
      @MouseGuardian 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kiwi Bob meets Kiwi Babs:D

    • @lilalele7527
      @lilalele7527 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      awww that would be so cute :D romantical snickers-eating :D

    • @Jernet79No
      @Jernet79No 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I saw it when it aired,and saw it again now. Its nice to see someone showing love for people that isnt apart of societys/medias marks on whats "beautiful" and "Succesfull". His nickname is wide known since he looks out after outdated merchandise,and its his thing. Still today many shops are lazy on refreshing theyr products,so hes actually putting some pressure on the Kiwi stores. As you can see hes living the good life,goofs around alot,hasnt got any signs of being depressed. And im sure he has his friends (like the blind guy he meantions,it could also be just a joke). But normally abit matured bachelors like this,especially having it as messy as him/having "nerdy" hobbies,tend to not having the best of luck with women. Well,thoose who hangs around bars anyway,here they go for the tall,dark,muscular don juans or badboys most of them. I dont know Kiwi Bobs status today,but the chance of him meeting a woman via friends or at a Kiwi store,i look upon as bigger then him going out. He doesnt appear as the drinking type either,and i think hes insecure,shy around women. Anyway,if he enjoys life the way he lives it today,i see no problem in it. Still,a warm comment by you on his behalf :o)

  • @bitznpizez
    @bitznpizez 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey. Whats the name of the tune playing on Kiwi Bobs victorydance. Anyone who knows??

    • @LunaticLilly
      @LunaticLilly 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gorillaz- Kids with guns

    • @SaloonRifle
      @SaloonRifle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LunaticLilly Gorillaz - Dirty Harry

  • @Adriwa
    @Adriwa 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nærbø er nabo tettstede til der jeg bor :D

  • @Tubenuub
    @Tubenuub 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    WHAT, they actually bleeped a word?

    • @Quirentia
      @Quirentia 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I wouldn´t say it´s actual bleeping for like censor reasons, when it´s done like this in Scandinavia. You don´t have to do that here. It´s more like making fun of it, and it´s kinda the opposite, it´s not done to hide the word, it´s more like accentuate that somebody said fuck, for example.

    • @MouseGuardian
      @MouseGuardian 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As a parody/satire thingy...

  • @abcabcboy
    @abcabcboy 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    De sier Nærbø feil. i tillegg er ikke Nærbø i Stavanger, men på Jæren, sør for Stavanger....

  • @EryPlusJustin
    @EryPlusJustin 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I didn't get the ''Ich bin Laden'' joke. Can someone please explain me that?

    • @EryPlusJustin
      @EryPlusJustin 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      bam
      Okay, maybe is 'cause I'm not English, Norvegian neither German but I didn't get even now ....sorry

    • @laevans1986
      @laevans1986 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think 'laden' means to charge. So "Ich bin laden"=I am charging. My favourite joke has to be "do you have a girlfriend? Is she blind?"

    • @EryPlusJustin
      @EryPlusJustin 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I loved the 'Kebob' one haha

    • @kreaturen
      @kreaturen 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Osama bin Laden ring any bells?! I know he's dead now, but come on! The US spent 10 years, starting two wars, to get the son of a bitch. ;P

    • @oerjan666iokt
      @oerjan666iokt 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is mixing norwegian with german... its like saying im charging battery

  • @sindreeike1448
    @sindreeike1448 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    One in my class di the same but he dosent make so much.

  • @gregmurphy2020
    @gregmurphy2020 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    2:48

  • @luisromero9170
    @luisromero9170 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    HEY I THINK YOU JUST FORGOT TO INPUT THE ENGLISH SUBTITLES IN THE VIDEO RIGHT? WELL IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAYS I GOT THE POINT OF THE TALK!

    • @Thefiddez
      @Thefiddez 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Press the CC button in the bottom right cornor.

    • @geirtwo
      @geirtwo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You Americans are so smart!

    • @Thefiddez
      @Thefiddez 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Helt enig! geirtwo

  • @BethanyLowe8773
    @BethanyLowe8773 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I get this programme, and I do love it. However is anyone else becoming aware that they are basically visiting the autistic male population of Norway to create entertainment? I'm not sure whether that's a little uncomfortable.

  • @ONLYUSEmyTOILET
    @ONLYUSEmyTOILET 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    when he said 180, did he mean 180 kr or 180 000 kr

    • @1337xReach
      @1337xReach 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      180kr x)

    • @sony1pony
      @sony1pony 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reachy He is actually rich because of this

    • @1337xReach
      @1337xReach 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ja, seff Arild henriksen :D

    • @agder0g
      @agder0g 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      180 000

    • @agder0g
      @agder0g 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikke direkte rik, men han har nå over 2 mill i formue og ingen utgifter på mat heller.

  • @gregmurphy2020
    @gregmurphy2020 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    4:29