Stephen Celebrates Iceland's Win In The Euro Cup Tournament
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 มิ.ย. 2016
- In more "bad things happening to England" news, their soccer team was defeated by Iceland in the Euro Cup tournament. Also, we called it "soccer" instead of football.
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England, the only country in the world to leave europe twice in a week.
Fun fact: Englands Manager is paid 4,6 Million $ a year, Icelands Manager is a part time dentist.
Omg that's amazing
*The Assistent coach is a part time dentist*. Their Swedish coach Lagerbäck is a long time professional coach who brought Sweden to five straight knockout rounds in big tournaments and who has had the pleasure of never loosing against England (and he has played against them seven times).
Fun Fact #2: England's football league is the most funded in the world, while Iceland doesn't even have a professional league.
They have two. One of them is a denist, yes, but the other coach have been in football and known England's coach since the 70's when he was a coach in Sweden.
if he went to england hed do at least
"Euro Cup Soccer Tournament" oh god lmao
I think he was saying the "soccer tournament" part in lower case--because it IS an association football (i.e. soccer) tournament--not saying it was part of the actual name of said tournament.
glad you're not close minded
The strange part it the cup at least for me, because no one calls it that in Europe, just the Euro or if you want the official name then it`s European Championship.
Oh god, saying soccer in AMERICA!? WHERE THEY NORMALLY SAY THAT!?!? The travesty
Made me cringe so hard...
"The Euro Cup Soccer Tournament" lol Americans
I think he was saying the "soccer tournament" part in lower case--because it IS an association football (i.e. soccer) tournament--not saying it was part of the actual name of said tournament.
Why not just saying football then? Because americans prefer giving that name to a game where foot and ball barely ever meet?
+Drace90 please respect other people's culture if you want yours to be respected...
I don't like it either but it's called football in America because the ball is one foot long. It's a pretty good reason.
kakkoiBakemono
Great. So call it football. That would be very respectfull.
It's FUCKING FOOTBALL. You have #HandEgg and we have Football
This is an American show take ur crumpets somewhere else
English were calling it football before we where. That is how American football got it's name.
It's called a football because it's a foot long in NFL (which is professional "Handball"). Hope that cleared things up :D
Pax Man Soccer, football, and ruby all trace back in origin. All of the types of games they came from where referred to as "football" in England.
It's actually Futbol. Football is an American Sport.
"Powerhouse" isn't really the word that comes to mind when I think of England's national team...
Daniel K slowly, but surely, we’re getting there once again
@@georgewba6245 Funny !
@@mrktyb Well we reached the semi finals of the world cup so he ain't lying.
Fucking created the game best league and look at our team now we ain't the powerhouses your right were the fucking daddies
More like shite
"EURO CUP SOCCER TOURAMENT"?!?!?!
Really Colbert?!
*sigh*.....
Once even John Oliver said "soccer".
smh
New name for Eurocup.
its the world soccer euro championship league cup of soccer champions
He has to say Euro Cup Soccer tournament otherwise Americans won't understand because Americnas don't give a shit about both soccer and europe and rightly so since soccer is boring shit.
+Peter Jackson ahh typical American windbag. You just stick to your American sports. The sports that the rest of the world don't give a fuck about. "Soccer", the most popular sport in the world btw. But it's boring because they're not trying to get a ball through a tiny hoop and scoring 100 fucking points every game. Utter drivel. And don't get me started on baseball.
I'm from Iceland and I can confirm that Stephen's translation was what he actually said :D
Gummi Ben er maðurinn!!!
@Viktor Yngvi Þorsteinsson Betra seint en aldrei.
I heard that over 90% of all tvs in iceland was turned on and out of those 99,8% were tuned in on this match. that's pretty unrealistic, however quite true
Yes I heard that too
It is true. The Iceland Broadcast Organization revealed that 99.8% of the country watched the Game.
Only 650 People didnt! This is really true!
It's a mad stat but believable. A third of the Netherlands tuned in to watch van Barnaveld win the darts!!
Being at the game was so much better..What a night is was
of course first time ever in icelandic football history that our national team qualfy for major tournument and it was not a one time thing we also qualfied for the 2018 world cup
This is one of the great things about living in small, less significant nations - If you're, say, from the US, you'll regularly get to celebrate gold medals in pretty much every sport, but you'll never know the joy of being the underdog that takes down a colossus like England, Russia, or well, the US. Congrats to Iceland from Finland. :)
Good luck to Finland for the Euro 2020
Both of them are underdogs though.
To call England a power house in soccer/football is a bit of a stretch. Their league is exciting, sure. But their league's top stars are not English in the last twenty years.
+Felix Butterfield stars, not above avergare midfielders. Gerrard never was in the top 3, lampard never was, only beckham, but then you're talking way back.
Yeah we've sucked hard for a pretty long time. Either bad management, or not enough talent, whatever the reason it does not look set to change anytime soon.
+13Xerro England has excellent individual players, they just cant seem to perform for their national team
+13Xerro England has excellent individual players, they just cant seem to perform for their national team
+13Xerro England has excellent individual players, they just cant seem to perform for their national team
I am half Icelandic, in the US. This is SO awesome!! :D
Awesome! You should come to Iceland :)
Terri Culmone What's the other half?
_Soccer..._
*TRIGGERED*
What's the difference between England and a teabag?
The teabag stays in a cup for a longer time.
Ohhhhhhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damn
for those not familiar with international soccer, Iceland defeating England is like a high school football team defeating the Denver Broncos
You are really giving the Brits too much credit there. They suck at football and they always have.
think you should learn the difference between 'Brits' and England. Also they won the WC in 1966 so your pissy little internet comment is even more unvalid. Please delete. I have defeated you
The individual players are not that bad - the striker Harry Kane outscored a lot of extremely good foreign talent in the league this year. They just suck collectively, where as Iceland are extremely well coached and have great camaraderie.
Only that this high school football team is much better than the Denver Broncos
Who are Denver Broncos?
The most unfortunate thing about this is... this is not the most unfortunate thing for england right now. XD
get lost you yank. #brexit
+Raymond Venice well, im not a yank and i feel the same. I'm ashamed.
Raymond Venice
Well, I can't be a yank, since I'm not american. XD #UsedToBeUnitedKingdom
I think some English may disagree with you.
nathan mckenzie
With what? That I'm not american? XD
It is simply called ' Euro 2016 ' why always make it that difficult?
And stop calling it soccer. They play the ball with their foot, so it's football.
You can call your sport GrabingEggBallAndKickingItWhileRunningWithItBall
Butthurt keyboard warrior Brit. Who gives a damn what its called.
Get good at your own sport before complaining about its name.
+Leo Kupperman Fkn savage.
Oh shit roasted
You are aware the brits came up with the term soccer right? It's short for association football.
Ironically, Iceland is not part of the EU.
@lesslighter - Take it from an Icelander, we are not in the EU. Our application was dropped last year. The EEA is one thing but our main problems are our fisheries. The EU would force us to share them with the rest of the Europe. That's why our application was taking so long, Brussles was refusing to give on concessions to Iceland in regards to our EEZ. We do not want anything to touch our greatest renewable resource. We kicked the British out of our waters during the Cod Wars and we're not handing them out for free to Brussels.
lesslighter Indeed, it's closer to a trade deal with a lot of extra baggage added to it. I'm personally opposed to Iceland joining the EU, unless clear and indefinite protection is ensured for our fisheries and exclusive economic zone.
+lesslighter eu is going to break apart. france is already leaning towards leaving, and germany is beginning
+lesslighter
Insufferable German here.
It's *Anschluss*.
(transforms into a suspiciously coloured rectangle and rolls away)
+lesslighter i thought when germany annexed austria, that was called ancshluss
Best joke ever when he said england football team is powerhouse
Think it's embarrassing to not even qualify for the world cup by losing to Trinidad and Tobago.
I must have hit a nerve lads if you're here crying to me 🤣
@206- Sea poor chat
@206- Sea Such virgin behaviour my god.
well....it took the US to enter both world wars so you guys wouldn't have to speak German. So there is that.
@@mattscheibert2715 Yeah sure turn up as an 89th minute substitute both times and your government has convinced you both times that you mattered 😂 keep dreaming kid.
Hey English people, how about instead of whining about what the sport is called, start worrying about not being terrible at your own sport
damn!! that was brutal hahahaha
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correction.....not english people........you mean everyone in the world except USA
Btw i'm from Iceland, not England.
England will still beat the USA
Couldn't do it in 1950, still can't do it.
2019 and I still come back and laugh at this everytime
2021 and I still laugh at this every time 😂
...am I the only one who calls this game "football" but doesn't mind the word "soccer"?
No, like most of the planet call it football
+Michael Moretti Irish people call it soccer too
Brian Murphy Highly doubt that one.
Only 12 year old on the internet care. Weird Bunch
+Connor McCartney most people I know do. football would refer to Gaelic football
WOW, stephen actually did a better job covering this, than most pro football/soccer/balonpie narrators ever did, great job!.
I've heard of football, but not soccer.
We call it soccer in Ireland too because football is something else, gaelic football. It's the national sport.
It's no big deal to call it soccer.
+busterkeatonsbriefs i didnt know that the irish called it soccer as well, thats interesting
rondre molo some people do and some don't.
It's soccer in Australia too where there's Aussie Rules Football and Rugby Football.
We call it soccer in America since we already have a different sport called football. Why do people have such a problem with this lol?
I am so proud of my country. Like literally. I was jumping for a hour straight after the win!
Keep the Brexit jokes coming, please Stephen. The UK deserves all the ridicule it can get.
Why?
The United States and Britain are having a competition on who can fuck them selves up the most, Britain is in the lead but America has a Trump card!
I know what it's like to live in the UK right now, and he's right. The UK deserves all the ridicule it can get.
smelly butthurt
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Sad the iceland chant was muted. That shit is straight out of Skyrim.
i am from iceland and this translasion is right
Haha, that's great! Thanks for letting us know, even after he said it I still didn't believe him :P
How ever, he never used the word 'Hell'. He just said: "You can can go wherever you want."
I'm also from Iceland and I couldn't understand a single word he wheezed out in the end ;D En samt fyndið :Þ
+Ásbjörn Sigurpálsson já😂
I heard Icelandic women are very promiscuous. Is this true?
I live in Iceland and watched this game with my 7 year old daughter who was visiting me from Virginia. Quite an event because we as well as a good deal of Reykjavik the capitol were in the city center watching on the big screen. I lived in Brazil during the World Cup and saw how they got into their national team and now here and I wish the states had something similar to this but we don't. We have the Olympics and the Super Bowl but those are different because we don't come together as a people and embrace it. During a World Cup game that Brazil is playing I would have to estimate at least 90% of the 200 millions Brazilians are watching and 98% of the Icelandics watched them beat England as well as watched them lose to France.
England a powerhouse of football? I may be patriotic but we definitely aren't when it comes to international football
You forgot to mention that 99.2% of the population watched the game!
Shit, now I want a "Fuck this! I'm outta here!" poster.
haha, true - thought the same 😂
I love Colbert but I'm an England fan so 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Ran the numbers. This is like a small Division III school beating the Kentucky Wildcats in the NCAA Tournament.
Jon Baptiste apparently got his memo from Paul to play unnecessary music to jokes.
Jon Baptiste seemed awkward in his interaction with Colbert.
+da96103 so does paul to Dave
*Batiste. He's not the guy who foretold the coming of Jesus - John the Baptist.
He's a terrible addition to the show. Probably the worst part. He's just not smart or charismatic enough to keep up with Colbert, let alone acting as his sidekick (or even just making side comments).
Unfortunately, Colbert doesn't seem like the kind of person to let him go unless he does something really awful, though. So I guess we're stuck with him.
I like Jon.
Soccer no... it’s always football and shall always be football.
"Euro Cup Soccer Tournament"
Freakin' Americans!
"this is the worst thing that has happen to England in four days."
Man, if Iceland - for some reason - gets the win the Euro, that commentator is going to eat himself alive in his cabin.
stephen really is the funniest:
"powerhouse england" hahahahahahah
He actually said "Boo as you like, England", not "Live the way you want, England." I'm Icelandic, by the way.
"Euro Cup soccer tournament" maybe he could just say European championship.
Icelander here and I can confirm that the translation is accurate.
Im usually not a fan of Colbert show, but Im from Iceland and this was freaking Hilarious!
USA mocking England for getting knocked out of Euro 16 by Iceland. But USA fail to even qualify for the world cup by being knocked out by Trinidad and Tobago. That is some Karma.
Lol when he said the entire population was doing the “slow hand clap” with the team, it was actually kinda true because everyone and I mean everyone was watching that game and literally sobbing!
Wow. Go Iceland.
England you can go play soccer.
You left Europe.
Iceland had entered it.
Excellent !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Burglars in Iceland must be having even better days then the rest.
There are no burglars or poor people in Iceland
Apologies. you are right. Shouldn't a stratocaster or les paul be considered a basic need in iceland? Just like 4G unlimited data, personal sauna and any apple or samsung product?
Yep, they're stealing up all igloo's they can carry :D (Lol, jk jk--good job Iceland!)
Iceland don't have alot of crimes due to the small population. Everyone knows everyone in Iceland.
Since when is Euro referred to as " the Euro cup soccer tournament"???
Um...by Americans who are not going to call two sports 'Football' at the same time
What a night that was...even people in India were discussing only of the Iceland's win and their famous Vikings clap. It was a breaking news in India too. Wow... Iceland love u
I watch this many 😂 times. Funny as hell 🤣
Good to see even American media getting involved in the euro's
euro cup soccer tournament hahahaha hahahaha haha god help us all
'this thing' 😂 😂
This has been one crazy adventure, Gummi Ben (the announcer) is such a delight.
Last time I was this early… this joke was funny
So...never?
+AFC SOLDIER why racism?
I like Iceland, is a Cool Little Country!
"Powerhouse England"
hahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahaha
the best joke of steve in my life, i love this man till my ass tors hahaha
Don't let your memes be dreams !
'Powerhouse England'?
Haven't had a decent team since 1996.
Now rugby is a different story. Second in the world.
out of like 5 countries who actually know what rugby is...
Mindaugas So one of the 6 Mations teams is lost? Actually, the way Italy play...
I think it's a pretty big deal when a country with only a third of a million people beats a country with more than 65 million people. There are literally 200 times more people in the UK than Iceland!
Baby Hitler I agree completely, and it highlights how underfunded the grassroots levels are. Because of the amount of money spent, a lot of players come from around the world, shrinking the pool that are England qualified.
Englishman here... Powerhouse?? We are shite in every national tournament.
Harry Kane on corners tactical masterclass 😂😂😂
,,EUROPEAN CUP SOCCER TOURNAMENT" STEPHEN COLBERT I LIKE YOU BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???!!!
xD
whenever i feel down, i just watch videos of english people being salty over our win and it all goes away
I keep coming back to this. AFRAM ISLAND
“Soccer” 😂😂😂
"It's called the Euro Cup Soccer Tournament". I love Colbert.
stephen you lost a friend in john oliver
I actually was on iceland when this happed, and we should have had a big family reunion. 15 out of the 50 people who had rsvp yes came, and the rest was i France watching this game. 99.8% of the icelandic people sat in front of their tv's rooting our boys on!
I am from Iceland and i did not expect that.
The commentator was CRAZY!!!
"The Euro Soccer Cup Tournament" omfg way to fuck up the name lol
I wouldnt be surprised if the english care more about this than brexit lol
I have a lot of English friends and it's pretty damn close!
Let's make a deal: we'll call it depending on where you are. If I ever to go to the US, I'll call it soccer, but while I'm here in Europe (or anywhere else in the world), I'll call it football. But that means any American tourist out of the US has to also call it football, but back in the US can call it soccer all you like.
Thanks im from Iceland
Thor call it Football.
Americans have a sport called football already and "handegg" isn't catchy, it makes sense to call it soccer lol
Also, you use both of your feet, why isn't it called "Feetball"?
You usually kick it with one.
We call it "American football"
you do realise people use the term handegg to mock the word soccer? And we use only a foot to kick and pass the ball, not two feet :p
Ever tried kicking a ball with two feet? You fall on your ass.
Ever tried playing Feetball with only one foot?
Same thing happens lol
I am Icelandic.. what the commentator said is exactly what Stephen said :D and the slow hand clap is AWESOME
Christ... it's Football... not Soccer.
The way Colbert somehow manages to make everything political, including the unfolding of a cinderella story at the Euros, makes his show unbearable to watch.
It was actually the commentator that pointed out the politacal thing about brExit. Saying what he said.
It's a bit ironic all the Brexits joke, though, because Iceland was never part of the European Union. Funny how Nordic nations like Iceland and Norway can stay out of the EU and no one calls them xenophobic.
There's a bit of nuance to this: There were always lots of sensible non-xenophobic reasons to leave the EU, many of those reasons were even made by the Leave campaign. The more important point is that the loudest voices in the Leave campaign didn't run on those points but were instead running on xenophobic slogans and (arguably) most of the Leave voters were voting out of xenophobia instead of more reasonable motivations.
Norway and Iceland's reasons for not joining the EU are not at all xenophobic. Both countries accept immigrants freely, and I know that in Iceland, the vast majority of the population want the country to accept more. They are also still apart of the Schengen open borders pact.
one of the biggest reason iceland dont want anything too do witht the EU is too protect our 200mile exclusive fishery zone since that is 40% of our Export and if we would join the EU we would have too share it and then our controld fishing would get fucked and fish population around iceland would drop dramaticlly
Norway's not in 'cause they're oil rich...once the oil runs dry, they'll apply. Iceland's out 'cause they don't want to share their fishing grounds, once the fish run out, they'll come about.
sciedpower
Except that unlike the Brits, we actually monitor our fish well, so that it's not going to run out!
Im from Iceland and this in Really funny!!
Its not a slow hand cap, its the VIKING CLAP
never understood why people are so excited about this sport, 22 men run on a big field back and forth, minimum contacts, looks very slow, extremely boring, you watch it a couple hours and if you very lucky you can see 1 or 2 goals in a huge gate O_o
Don't underestimate professional sports. Think about it, these guys are running constantly for 45 minutes, dodging players, trying to steal the ball and trying to get past defenders while running and also aiming towards a goal to make a shot while they are fatigued. It's not easy.
Fans know how hard it is to score that's why people freak out in excitement. It's like when you're watching basketball and there is only a few seconds left on the clock and the score is tied. If a player sinks the ball in with only a few second lefts to win the game, everyone would flip shit and go crazy lol
okay how about this, i just came up with a killer strategy! 1 man leads that ball, 10 others teammates surround! him tightly, so noone can get this lousy ball, they go this way (as a triangle structure) straight to the opponents gate, untill it's there! Huh! And why da heck i don't get paid billions like all those fancy coaches? ;P
are you american? then i guess it's perfectly normal to call it slow and boring. you grew up watching american sports, americans love sports like american football or basketball which have plenty of scores and they grow impatient when the teams are not scoring for a long time. i grew up on the other side of the world where football (soccer) is like a religion and people love it so much more than any other sport. if i were american, then i probably would have preferred american football as well .
that would be incredibly boring. simple and naive of you.
Football is so stupid and boring that the whole world cares about it.(Sarcasm)
10% of Iceland people of whom which like soccer enough to go to the game, could afford to go because they jailed their bankers and bailed out their people instead, so they could spend the extra money they have to go not to mention the vaction time to enjoy it. let that sink in America...
"fuck this im outta here" hahaha
im from iceland and the game versus england was the easiest game for us in the tournament
This is hilarious 😂
Draw with Russia, victory with Wales, draw wth Slovakia, loss with Iceland.
Yeah, real *powerhouse*
I would love to hear JP Dellacamera say that on Tuesday when we beat England!!
"Powerhouse" England hahahaha
Here’s an idea: call our game football and your weird game can be called 0.3 meter ball.
I cant believe his show is still on the air
Lol. "Powerhouse England".
Forget "Euro cup soccer tournament," you can tell Stephen knows nothing about soccer from the phrase "powerhouse England."
_Stephen Colbert_: There's this thing called the Euro Cup Soccer Tournament...
_Audience_: Fascinating, tell us more!
This is why football > other sports:
No other big sport is so hard to gamble on, nowhere else do underdogs win or at least draw this often. What you might call "low scoring game" only means that every time you DO try to score, it's sooo much more important than - say - a single shot in basketball. That's why they are allowed to celebrate like crazy, because one goal can mean the world (cup).
It's not boring to watch, it's like a showdown in the wild west: if you score, you're damn well in the game. If you can score again, you're looking really good. It's not BAD if you only score just before the end, it just adds suspense with every second going by. Bet on a footie game and you'll understand how tense it is for people who understand all facets of the beautiful game.
Lolol... The announcer's hand is not caught in a food disposal.
and yet us in Wales stayed in until the semi finals :) :)