My speedrun of Hitman Blood Money from European Speedrunner Assembly 2018. Professional difficulty, (mostly) Silent Assassin rating. Twitch: / thekotti Twitter: / thekotti
"This is silent assassin run, so I gotta have no witnesses and all death gotta look accidentally" Few minutes later "It's just stats, nothing more" Seems pretty much like me, when I try to run the game
25:35 omg look at Kotti internalizing so hard , you can see his shoulders come up like he's about to super sigh but then he just calmly resumes talking , 47 himself couldn't have done better
Man I need to start watching those [BORING PRACTICE DO NOT WATCH!!!!] streams again, because apparently you've been getting up to some shenanigans with these new strats.
I had never heard of esa until very recently but from what I can tell it’s like a less mainstream more unfiltered gdq, and I’m definitely gonna keep up with it
Although your speedrun from February was better, I still had a fun time watching this. I always watch these when I'm eating haha thanks a lot, Kotti! Better luck next time! :)
man kotti dont you dare beat yourself up over getting professional in curtains down without at least one witness in that mission Contracts would not exist. And without contracts, (being my introduction to the series) I would not have been able to watch you kick ass at this game. To see blood money being played in such a way brings a smile to all our faces
I've watched you speedrun this at least 10 times in different marathons and yet I'm still looking forward to your new marathon runs each year. Entertaining and fun as always !
I play this game for like 2 years and i still take over 30 minutes to complete death on the mississipi. It's really amazing to see someone doing it in less than 2 mina
blood money is the only game where you can say "It'll be fine, I'm still Silent assassin rating" while the entire US army has been called in and is shooting at you for holding a syringe
I wish I could block out the crowd. Its like they conpletely tuned him out, and it hurts the run. Makes it harder to laugh myself. EDIT: Gets much better after Curtains Down. I hope it stays that way.
1 question: Why does every speed runner get every single optional target/mission except for the assassin in You better watch out ? She's in the loading scene, and after she tries to kill you she does indeed become a target ...
![Hitman: Blood Money [All Achievements] by AlphaBrother - #ESAWinter24](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zhsiZgfQnbI/mqdefault.jpg)
“This is the game where people tell me to get lost and then they have horrible accidents.” the funniest summary of the gameplay.
"I'm going to need twenty dollars in quarters." -Agent 47
lmao
now i know why i fail at this game: i kinda think of the npcs as somehow human and not messed up robots
well put
You thought wrong
lol the npc are just really funny people
Think of the NPCs as leftists. That should clear things up in your mind real quick.
@@xanatanuwu calling everyone a nazi lol
Warning: guards are now looking for a suspicious coin throwing bald person.
Hitman 2 vibes
“I am going to do something that is called a silent assassin move”
*Does something definitely not silent*
I really like the fact that he's explaining the game's mechanics and the reason why he does certain things.
"This is silent assassin run, so I gotta have no witnesses and all death gotta look accidentally"
Few minutes later
"It's just stats, nothing more"
Seems pretty much like me, when I try to run the game
Voice and eye tracked next year. Don't disappoint me
Mind-controlled run, Kotti
2 years ago I was outside
This could've gone better. Ah well, fun regardless.
Hitman Contracts run from SGU Summer 2018: th-cam.com/video/eNztoBPquqM/w-d-xo.html
TheKotti better luck next time
TheKotti These events are for entertainment after all, and this might be the funniest speedrun ive seen.
Was waiting for this :D, put a like on the video.
Still great to See these fresh routes
This was the funniest "trainwreck" run I have ever seen, laughed so hard. One of the best runs at ESA for sure!
Never clicked faster on a speedrun vid.
Seeing that bald head just made me instantly click
@@niglebigleman8695 same lol
2:40 toughest NPC ever, out smarted thekotti himself, scourge of the henchmen
He was probably the guard that was sleeping outside lmao
I don't know if you guys noticed but, the estimated time for this run was 47 minutes.
Coincidence? I think not. :)
I did
@Einherjar218 dont wanna ruin it :D
@@pprit6927 Someone already did
25:35 omg look at Kotti internalizing so hard , you can see his shoulders come up like he's about to super sigh but then he just calmly resumes talking , 47 himself couldn't have done better
18:32
TheKotti: This is totally Silent Assassin
@Xen0N why?
Sure he fast click LOL
@@KoreaPop1 Yeah Slow Mow x0.25 LOL
Congratulations Kotti
_Smooth Work , i Expect Nothing Less_
I too want a bunch of people to clap for after every Mission
Just set up a Discord server and ask your friends to clap for you. :)
Damn, that "curtains down" strat was fire...
The guard dragging the body in the elevator in House of Cards was the highlight of this, so funny!
I love watching these, eventhough I by now know all the strats, just the fun commentary and the stuff going wrong makes it worthwile again and again
Man I need to start watching those [BORING PRACTICE DO NOT WATCH!!!!] streams again, because apparently you've been getting up to some shenanigans with these new strats.
I had never heard of esa until very recently but from what I can tell it’s like a less mainstream more unfiltered gdq, and I’m definitely gonna keep up with it
Although your speedrun from February was better, I still had a fun time watching this. I always watch these when I'm eating haha thanks a lot, Kotti! Better luck next time! :)
Way more fun with nothing going to plan
man kotti dont you dare beat yourself up over getting professional in curtains down without at least one witness in that mission Contracts would not exist. And without contracts, (being my introduction to the series) I would not have been able to watch you kick ass at this game. To see blood money being played in such a way brings a smile to all our faces
Sometimes the speed runs that go wrong turn out to be the best
I love the blood money speed runs awesome strats and great commentary thank you
18:34 totally silent assassin (well let's say specialist :D)
Wow, what a great run, the commentary is absolutely awesome.
I've watched you speedrun this at least 10 times in different marathons and yet I'm still looking forward to your new marathon runs each year. Entertaining and fun as always !
I play this game for like 2 years and i still take over 30 minutes to complete death on the mississipi. It's really amazing to see someone doing it in less than 2 mina
dude.. 30 mins after 2 years is really bad
You probably do it with disguises lol. That mission is way easier in your own default suit
@@vincent10kd skill issue confirmed KEKW
@@Pepega_Ch funniest twitch chatter
I've watched you speedrun this game so often and just now realized I've never even left a comment.
Keep it up man, I love your videos! ❤️
This game is amazing! It makes me remember good times with my ps2... Good job man!
On death on the mississipi i can never get that 1st guy pushed right. Congrats to you for doing it in 1 take
Kotti: i gotta be really quiet
Also Kotti 1 second later: sprays with an SMG or something
Wow! Never been this early, I was just thinking about a new run by you and ¡BAM!, new video. Greetings from Argentina
Kotti, man, u da best! Always love to watch ur speedruns on psychedelics! ☮🍄🕉
damn look at that hunk right der , you kno kotti rode that wave
Even better than a perfect run.
it is grateful to see so many people take this game serious that sit behind a master playing solo game
It takes months of practice just to master a few strats for speedrunning a game, but my man... what you did in the first level is unachievable. :D :D
Murder of Crows
Totally Silent Assassin heh
You key mashing SPECIALIST ♥
Oh man, you were so unlucky. Spaghetti everywhere.
*Bonetroulse starts playing*
that guy just standing there ice cold shotgunning you point blank.
blood money is the only game where you can say "It'll be fine, I'm still Silent assassin rating" while the entire US army has been called in and is shooting at you for holding a syringe
Nobody:
Me at 3:00 am: Good time to watch a hitman bood money speedrun
Yeah
Exactly rn
Started off really well
Speed runs are 100% only entertaining from their host. This was a great host.
Awesome crowd behind u . Congrats
I have to be real quiet proceeds to blast the wall with Machine gun.
Thank you. I love your speedruns and they keep impressing me
Even with all the practice the luck was against you 😭 But it was fun 💪🏻
Good job running in front of... what I can only describe as zombies that randomly clap
yea no kidding... I enjoy Kotti's sarcasm; however it seems like no one got it... kind of a lame crowd.
yikes
I wish I could block out the crowd. Its like they conpletely tuned him out, and it hurts the run. Makes it harder to laugh myself.
EDIT: Gets much better after Curtains Down. I hope it stays that way.
Npc’s
The zombies didn’t care too much for the bad luck as long as he passed the mission
That’s a nice, shiny thumbnail.
In Murder of Crows he was a specialist
Replayed over 20 times , great and funny
My favorite hitman game to date.
this was a awesome run to watch
Really enjoyed this run, cheers!
First time i see someone going over the estimate
A house of cards plan: 1. Blow shit up
I love hitman speedruns
My favourite egg
smashing the glass ceiling with a coin to kill the woman, man this stuff cracks the shit out of me lmao
I wonder what the people seeing Blood Money for the first time (if there were any people seeing Blood Money for the first time) were thinking.
Ah some bad luck but there is always next time.
Nice run kotti
18:34 Totally Specialist
Yep
Wow, hi from Belarus, good speedrun
Неожиданно видеть еще одного белоруса
God of hitman
Ya fucked up but still entertaining to watch the improvisation
Gliv Gluv the guy fucks up every time
Screw that wheel chair.
You are the best!
It was awesome.
14:39 Whaaaaaaaat?! I have never once seen this strategy, that is hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣
This one is spicy af
1 question: Why does every speed runner get every single optional target/mission except for the assassin in You better watch out ? She's in the loading scene, and after she tries to kill you she does indeed become a target ...
Top run of event!
Great run!!
u are awesome dude
Nice, really nice. Greetings from Argentina
That fucking guy with a phone in hand in background... God damn.
00:20 start
for impatient pointers
Nice one
I need to use the bathroom.
i aprove those loco strats.
Maybe Hitman 2 silent assassin - Anathema? (with voice commands)
Well that would be a nightmare
Well done boi
The wheelchair makes me lol everytime!!!
Good job !
18:34 actually, the rating for Murder of Crows was Specialist lol
Really nice run and great game!
I'm glad i'm not the only one who noticed that lol
pissoffuhoser it’s a glitched mission, sometimes it won’t give you SA
Mr lintlickers what do you mean he never even got silent assassin he fucked up a shit tons of times on that level
Best Hitman !
*_y o i n k_*
gj man that was fun
Somebody tell xleinonen to start speedrunning these games
49:16
torilla tavataan
THANKS
10/10 run
why did they clap when you started the game
Idk
off to a great start :D :D :D. although, wouldn't be that much fun if it went normally.
BTW, why isn't this on the official esa channel?
Idk
Wait i think this is itth-cam.com/video/IW9CorNfu6M/w-d-xo.html