The German Joyride! (Battlefield V: Firestorm)

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  • ► Here, have some mixed nuts: bit.ly/SarksMix... ◄
    I am become death, the destroyer of Hutch's sponsors.
    MORE SARK:
    Twitch: / themrsark
    Twitter: / sark
    Facebook: / mistersark
    Instagram: / master_sark
    SQUAD:
    Hutch: / shaun0728
    Hutch: / hutch
    APL: / aplfisher
    APL: / @aplfisher
    -----------------------------------
    ENDSONG
    'Why Don't You Hold My Hand' - Snake City
    MUSIC
    ‘Tribal Drum Rhythm’ - Waderman-FX
    www.audiojungle.net
    Boléro - Ravel
    www.archive.org
    License: CC Public Domain
    Additional music courtesy of Epidemic Sound
    SOUND EFFECTS
    ‘Jab’ - Mike Koenig
    www.soundbible.com
    License: CC Attribution 3.0
    ‘wooshs 04 (medium)’ - toyoto
    www.freesound.org
    License: CC Attribution 3.0
    ‘Cymbal Hits Reversed’ - CloudyEyeTavern
    www.freesound.org
    License: CC Attribution 3.0
    ‘Inception-4’ - ae
    www.freesound.org
    License: CC Attribution 3.0
    Additional effects courtesy of Epidemic Sound

ความคิดเห็น • 439

  • @cceffect
    @cceffect 5 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    Dollar Shave club is Hutch's bondage safe phrase

    • @thechacokid1599
      @thechacokid1599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Your comment has been blessed!

    • @deniedgravity964
      @deniedgravity964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don’t want to ruin the blessing of 420 likes so you have my like in spirit

  • @sporkinstien6571
    @sporkinstien6571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    "He's behind red house"
    *me having flashbacks to red barn cs:go*

    • @toufusoup
      @toufusoup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Vanbarn!
      Edit: Remember to exsqueeze the hostage.

    • @nicholasgalvan5287
      @nicholasgalvan5287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Underrated comment

    • @krieglietzkohl4750
      @krieglietzkohl4750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But when I heard it, I remember seananners Nuke Molotov

    • @alexnope769
      @alexnope769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I GOT THE HOSTAGE! SQUIRT ME!

    • @JensenStiles
      @JensenStiles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "This is fucking stupid." -SeaNanners 2k17

  • @yoflowman
    @yoflowman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    At 4:20 the date is 6/9/1944, time 6:66pm. Bless your editing Sark.

    • @KainKiller1993
      @KainKiller1993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Goodness, good eye on that. :O

    • @DeadsTBD
      @DeadsTBD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I saw the hour, not the date at 1rst, and come down here to read comments about it xD

    • @TheBbrian100
      @TheBbrian100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i just saw that as well

    • @JoePug249
      @JoePug249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@KainKiller1993 I know Sark's genius skills. I always look at time and date when those kinda things make the video :D
      I remember the good ol days when Sark would hide secret videos in desktop files. But TH-cam decided to ruin that fun

    • @wtipton7
      @wtipton7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The attention to detail is just... "kiss ya fingers like an exploding butthole"

  • @SterfGoogle
    @SterfGoogle 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    It's ridiculous how much better Sark's videos are than you'd find anywhere else. 5 years and a couple of rewatches later and I'm still laughing my ass off.

  • @toufusoup
    @toufusoup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    And just like that, my week is instantly better.

    • @imallergictobullets
      @imallergictobullets 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Toufusoup I just want Sark to make a patreon. I could finally give him something for this amazing work

    • @toufusoup
      @toufusoup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shep amen. Last we heard on the podcasts he could be earning so much more. I’d instantly subscribe to any tier he puts out.

    • @godlyobject6509
      @godlyobject6509 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@toufusoup What podcast?

    • @toufusoup
      @toufusoup 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Godly Object HECZ Eavesdrop, his Q&A, and his appearance on The Official Podcast a year or so ago.

    • @imallergictobullets
      @imallergictobullets 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @gowings 13 When I made this comment I had already bought all of Sark's merch, and he hadn't streamed in over 5 years nor was he accepting donations. When he recently opened up his twitch, I sure as hell jumped right on that.

  • @saulmacedo5237
    @saulmacedo5237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    "Do you want cheeks as smooth as a Hitler's youth DSC" - Sark 2019 your awesome Sark

    • @marstuber2836
      @marstuber2836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Already pre ordered 6 shaving sets

    • @elemmir
      @elemmir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i nearly inhaled my coffee xD

    • @jjb7708
      @jjb7708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Best line ever uttered ever

  • @joe.degregory.official
    @joe.degregory.official ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:30 “What part of our complete silence does he not understand?”
    Priceless

  • @Menhtrol
    @Menhtrol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    4:02 Dude that's the voice of the Colonel 100 after he unlocked the voice upgrade

    • @samielgo1
      @samielgo1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      dip dip potato chip

  • @HashSl1ng1ngSlasher
    @HashSl1ng1ngSlasher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    Absolutely no one ever:
    Sark: "somebody should make an Anne Frank stealth game."

    • @raccoon6451
      @raccoon6451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Honestly not a bad idea

    • @Tualarec
      @Tualarec 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Pitch it to Kojima.

    • @wessltov
      @wessltov 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If it allowed you to design the building and pick a hiding spot...that would work!

    • @Ober_O
      @Ober_O 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Arguably top 10 sentences of 2019.

    • @tristanstrain9751
      @tristanstrain9751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@raccoon6451 Honestly it's a terrible idea, unless they go for a very seriously toned story. But that's the point of the joke, I feel :P

  • @grizzlegrowlsem
    @grizzlegrowlsem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Died at the general conference rave footage 😂 Just imagining that, it would make for a much better day

    • @poutinegod2564
      @poutinegod2564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sarks editing is simple but effective. I come back juts for that clip and his Mercedes’ Benz sponsor line.

    • @thrawnsbane
      @thrawnsbane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@poutinegod2564 you can't rush German Engineering

  • @flebbu7058
    @flebbu7058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "we're not supposed to show our peen at school" DEAD AF

  • @TheGreatBoomy25
    @TheGreatBoomy25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:00- I lost my shit hahaha. "Copy that!"

  • @Impoxdragon
    @Impoxdragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:20 Sark, your kid is a legend.

  • @EGB_469
    @EGB_469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    9:09 You can see the gears turning in Sarks head instantly. The SECOND he knows Hutch left his stream on unattended, he thinks of some random controversial joke.
    Get Kojima the Ann Frank IP asap.

  • @dexterbeach7943
    @dexterbeach7943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I'm a Mormon, and I gotta say, you had me laughing harder at the "General Conference" joke than I have at any Mormon jokes in a long time

    • @poutinegod2564
      @poutinegod2564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sark comes from Mormon background

  • @Countdownsmiles
    @Countdownsmiles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "We're not supposed to show our peen to other people at school" Man, I remember learning that lesson. Thankfully we're all in quarantine so I have plenty of time to think of an apology

  • @unknownid9276
    @unknownid9276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    At 9:13 is the exact face Atlas makes when he wants to wake up Sark

  • @absolutepower415
    @absolutepower415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Shave away your depression, with Dollar Shave Club!"

  • @Sybato
    @Sybato 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    You should get sponsored by Dollar Shave Club just to prove Hutch wrong

  • @irishh672
    @irishh672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I can't imagine how ecstatic Sark was for the Nazi Army 4 announcement.

    • @chaoticpringle2578
      @chaoticpringle2578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He has a tweet about it lol

    • @theprogrammer32
      @theprogrammer32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was ecstatic just thinking about the future vids of them playing it

    • @Nealrex101
      @Nealrex101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Block0fWood honestly they wouldn’t even come out for about 12 years but i would happily and patiently wait for them

  • @jasonnordine8839
    @jasonnordine8839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We all think we are Sarks biggest fan but it's really APL.

  • @yodawgzgaming4416
    @yodawgzgaming4416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    19:25 "You Came 1st" wow that's some bedroom shaming for a victory screen

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Nobody:
    SonnyCandy: A N Y B O D Y G O T
    A N Y R I F L E A M M O ?

  • @gabes5286
    @gabes5286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Damn it, I was expecting this to be a fake out video where he shows a little of a game then goes to a much lower quality game lol.

    • @DoomNeb
      @DoomNeb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You mean higher quality ;)

  • @CriticalNobody
    @CriticalNobody 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Atlas is undeniably Sark’s child

  • @ryancampbell3456
    @ryancampbell3456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Loving all the new uploads. Keep it up, Sark

  • @TheRealDoctorBonkus
    @TheRealDoctorBonkus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Jesus christ, the level of detail amazes me everytime. The date of the computer at 4:15 is 6/9/1944 and the time is 6:66 pm. Thanks, Sark.

  • @nickanderson2440
    @nickanderson2440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sark, your description of general conference is beautiful. I'm not mormon, but I live in utah, and people go nuts during it.

  • @codygarton7177
    @codygarton7177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that zoomin on hutch's face while he defended dollar shave club made my day thank you sark please dont leave us

  • @ohmygoshcheese
    @ohmygoshcheese 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Sark, you have the most impeccable timing. I was having one of the worst days in a long time and then you uploaded this and made my day so much better. Bless

  • @VideoSage
    @VideoSage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I saw "German Joy Ride"
    And for a second, a beautiful, wonderful second, I thought there was going to be more Sniper Elite.

  • @bobbay1562
    @bobbay1562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    glad to see your still living in 1944 :D

  • @josiahjrich
    @josiahjrich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:33 Love the date and time on your computer there, Sark. I see everything

  • @reservoirfrogs2177
    @reservoirfrogs2177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Anne Frank stealth game is one of the best things I've heard in a very long time

  • @srinsteinholm4764
    @srinsteinholm4764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Goin through a tough time right now. Thanks for the video. Love your editing Sark.

  • @RobbySk8erBoi
    @RobbySk8erBoi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:07 I haven't heard APL slap a table in so long

  • @Braeden123698745
    @Braeden123698745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    6:66 PM 6/9/1944. Never change Sark. Never change.

  • @Plebblo
    @Plebblo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the things sark comes up with on a whim i envy you sir i truly do

  • @bobbobsquarepants888
    @bobbobsquarepants888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “God is the ultimate boomer”

  • @briguyballin6031
    @briguyballin6031 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I find it funny Hutch's sponsor is Dolllar Shave Club and he has a beard.

  • @shadowman7307
    @shadowman7307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Shit, I was wondering where that massive fire suddenly came from and how the hell is everything on fire like rocks and friggin' SNOW too, and then I realized this is another goddamn battle royale.

  • @marxman6896
    @marxman6896 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I could watch Sark, Hutch, and APL talk about *anything* for hours and hours. It's guaranteed comedy gold.

  • @Sybato
    @Sybato 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I really hope you answer the "Does anyone have any rifle ammo?" in the next Q&A

    • @RaawHax
      @RaawHax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All we gotta do is ask, all of us, in unison... Anyone got any rifle ammo?

  • @lulack0
    @lulack0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    with hutch said lets go to the dam, i just had instant flash backs from the stream.

  • @TelecastPropellor96
    @TelecastPropellor96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    'They're both all in - literally'
    For fuck's sake, Sark. I choked on my food.

  • @robertnewcomb1795
    @robertnewcomb1795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Thanks sark for bringing inbox back 👍

  • @TheIvan434
    @TheIvan434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Was rewatching NZA 2 finale from Sark when this showed up in notifications lol

    • @raccoon6451
      @raccoon6451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was just rewatching that yesterday lol

    • @1Piecer
      @1Piecer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cant go wrong with re-watching Sark.

  • @alberthogg49
    @alberthogg49 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Right after you guys crashed the general was like “more for me” and then proceeded to violently clear the battlefield with his bare hands with the A-team theme dubbed over

  • @shadowrunner2510
    @shadowrunner2510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how Sark edits the the time and date whenever he shows a desktop, I always look for that shit XD

  • @kainnesse1977
    @kainnesse1977 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Many people watch TH-cam dudes for the game they're playing and not for the character of the creator. I don't enjoy playing Battlefield, Warface or honestly most of the games you play (I'm too picky for my own good) but the personality of this dude and his troupe of friends really makes these videos for me.

  • @pwnership3292
    @pwnership3292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sarks vids never fail to put a huge smile on my face

  • @Kadenva7270
    @Kadenva7270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i could not stop laughing whenever sark would talk in game

  • @CyberKaz3
    @CyberKaz3 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great ending and tune

  • @poutinegod2564
    @poutinegod2564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I come back to this vid monthly just to hear sark say “well this stream is sponsored by Mercedes’ Benzzzz”

  • @grockburten
    @grockburten 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Title: The German Joyride
    Me: I bet it’s a Volkswagen..... it’s gonna run out of gas
    Also Me: Battle Of the Bulge all over again

  • @cadenray5337
    @cadenray5337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "He's all in" lmao

  • @cliftonmckenzie4136
    @cliftonmckenzie4136 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    15:27 The Mad Grenadier is back XD

  • @choper1337
    @choper1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best way to start of the week: a new sark video

  • @XzTS-Roostro
    @XzTS-Roostro 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    >>Gets caught on fire
    >>Jumps into the lake
    >>Still on fire while submerged in the water.

  • @franticbass
    @franticbass 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Havent even started yet, but a 19 (nineteen!) minute video from Sark? Fuck yeah, welcome come to the party, pal!

  • @TheWard55
    @TheWard55 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The General Conference rave sequence killed me.

  • @TiltRepairMan
    @TiltRepairMan ปีที่แล้ว

    The rewatch goes on! Love your stuff so much, everything is entertaining and well edited. See you on Twitch, love you and miss you. ❤

  • @banannah_h
    @banannah_h 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:47 The big Mormon rave

  • @wuvs2spooge
    @wuvs2spooge 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    A 20 minute Sark video is better than Christmas.

  • @moglidemascus
    @moglidemascus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    top quality video as always your older videos aged so well too

  • @apocalypse92ia
    @apocalypse92ia 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    When it went from DSC promo to the Charlie brown adults voices I freaking lost it 😂😂😂☠️☠️

  • @sergeantassassin3425
    @sergeantassassin3425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well, we found Hutch's safe word: "DOLLAR SHAVE CLUB!"

  • @Talmie
    @Talmie 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love how you changed the date on your desktop! you put so much work, thought and humor into these

  • @BeginningGenesis
    @BeginningGenesis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was literally just bing watching you Mr. Sark and then you go and make a video! Thank you so much!

  • @buttery1toast
    @buttery1toast 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sark put in work with that sniper, holy shit.

  • @Avigantimos
    @Avigantimos 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey Mr Sark, Just wanted to let you know how much of a fan I am of your vids. Seeing all you guys goof around and kick ass is genuinely one of my favorite things to watch. Thank you for always making my day better

  • @sniippiggydigg
    @sniippiggydigg 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hutch and replacement Hutch living side by side in harmony? This cannot be real

  • @Undead_Logic
    @Undead_Logic 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Only Sark can roast Hutch this much.

  • @kobeyashi808
    @kobeyashi808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you for being you sark.

  • @tylergibbons9824
    @tylergibbons9824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    We still never got an answer about Mr. Sark watching General Conference...

  • @dquinnster47
    @dquinnster47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you ever have a battlefield scene in Alpha Betas, you need a guy running looking for rifle ammo because holy shit...

  • @godlyobject6509
    @godlyobject6509 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fan-fucking-tastic. What a squad. Love it Sark, never stop!

  • @Crawfly
    @Crawfly 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I NEED a General Conference rave edit. Those few seconds were way funny

  • @arthurteddy91
    @arthurteddy91 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for this... I just had surgery the other day and I have to walk around for 20 minutes at a time, and this was exactly the right length! The only downside is it hurts to laugh!

  • @LarryTheMuffinman
    @LarryTheMuffinman 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol'd at the mormon rave. Love you Sark.

  • @HellBillyDeluxe
    @HellBillyDeluxe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Someone should make an Anne Frank stealth game!" I lmao!

  • @bearium91
    @bearium91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Sark, you gonna get Mercedes Benz to sponsor that Anne Frank stealth game? 😂🤣

  • @AToySoldierx
    @AToySoldierx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Been loving the recent vids! Keep it up man! Long time fan ❤️🤘

  • @carjax777
    @carjax777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Big fire grow, cant be slow!

  • @Serpher1
    @Serpher1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:66 6/9/1944 - I love Sark's attention to details

  • @robdavis4951
    @robdavis4951 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tbh this could be the best sark video literally of all time. I saw x-play.

  • @TheHalf_Canadian
    @TheHalf_Canadian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rumor has it, he's still searching for rifle ammo

  • @Trueyarn247
    @Trueyarn247 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The gods have smiled upon us.

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What a lovely day to be alive.

  • @kabane5614
    @kabane5614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I dropped everything I was doing: im so excited!

  • @pboa1
    @pboa1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sark video + Bolero on the background made my day

  • @marmitaa8619
    @marmitaa8619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "COPY THAT" Lmao

  • @Heli
    @Heli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh yes I hear that beautiful Battefield 1943 music. (haven't played BFV so my bad if it's already a thing elsewhere)

  • @smokeydesperado742
    @smokeydesperado742 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    the story about atlas farting at you KILLED me :D

  • @scrubstronaught
    @scrubstronaught 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That choir edit fucking killed me!

  • @Avigantimos
    @Avigantimos 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of the funniest vids in awhile. You’re killing it Papa Sark

  • @juulianhilser2563
    @juulianhilser2563 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Honestly this is one of the best sark videos I’ve seen in awhile I don’t know what your doing now but keep it up

  • @lobsterairsoft499
    @lobsterairsoft499 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing vid it was hilarious I love the dynamic of the 3 of you it's too entertaining

  • @zgamer200
    @zgamer200 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rejoice! For our Lord Sark has blessed us, his most humble of viewers, with yet another video.

  • @willturner99
    @willturner99 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a while. Keep up the good work Sark!