Oh no, dont forget about "Scottish Star Trek" which if you do watch you might need this explaination: Malky- Originating in Glasgow / West Coast of Scotland, a term for slashing someone with a straight razor, usually across the face. Comes from the dubious rhyming slang of Malky (Malcolm) Fraser, Razor. Has extended over the years to mean simply giving someone a 'doing' - beating them up - or a 'Glesga kiss' - a headbutt - and has also expanded throughout Scotland and into the North East of England.
I think even a load of Brits won't get the dialogue in this video, never mind Americans. Allow me to enlighten you. Told Bones to keep his mincers peeled : I told Dr McCoy keep his eyes open I've not clocked a single Klingon boat: I haven't seen a single Klingon face They've mugged us right off : They're' making us look rather foolish It's all kicking off big time: A major situation has developed A proper tear up: A big fight
Does anybody else remember an advert on TV from WAY back in the day where we're on a floating market in Thailand but all the Thai people were speaking English but with a cockney accent as they sold their wares? Pretty sure it was an advert for tourism, but I can't find it anywhere
Me and my wife watch them, we don't even like fishing, but what a lovely programme. Lovely scenery, friendship, very funny together, oh, and Ted the dog, with his overbite! I feel sorry for Bob, he's not well, is he, even after his heart op.
A guy on that Channel Bee called Sheephead used to do funny videos were he rang up Babestation and talked to them about the cricket! They were hilarious 😂
The actors are from Soccer am crew and made a few of these 12 yrs ago. Best ones are chip shop and school open nights. You avin it cocker or you avin it on yer Bromley's
The accent of the deep south USA is a blend of English west country, west midlands and far northern Scotland...who were the roughest most uncivilised people of the new immigrants.
I prefer the the Scottish Star Trek spoof, it would be funny to see how much of it you will understand "Star Trek Spoof | Chewin' the Fat | The Scottish Comedy Channel"
Your fellow countryman Mr Dick Van Dyke gave a Cockerknee Masterclass with his performance many years ago in the film: "Merry Popp' ins". Check it out.
A lot of cockney rhyming slang in the script, "your aving a Turkish" a Turkish bath = Laugh if your understanding that your either a londoner or brought up by londoners 😅 there's a lot in rhyming slang could if it hasn't already be a dictionary instead of English to Spanish it would be English to Cockney Rhyming Slang. I'm not fluent I'm conversational but my dad is fluent 😊
If you really want to immerse yourself in the Cockney accent then you have to watch "Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels." It's feature length but its comedy is priceless.
Check out Bottom… Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson. A couple of losers who share a run down apartment together. One’s a pervert and the others an alcoholic. It’s a slap stick comedy from the 90s. It’s a good show. 😂
As a Cockney, who is about to move away ending our family's 117yr history in this area ( we don't fancy ending up like General Custer ) I have to explain you rarely have Cockneys talk like that much anymore. What you do have is " Dirty South " ( South London ) awash with those speaking in their own made us version of " Cockenese " , but overall they mostly speak in lazy " Ghettonese " barstardised English in that part of the city, that even has us Cockney's cringing hearing it spoken.
Clerkenwell Cockney here , just to let you know there's still one or two of us left . My tribe are Cockneys going back to the mid 19th century .You're right , very few sound the same as when I was a kid in the 1950's they're just adapting to all the other influences round about. Have a listen to Charlie George he's proper Islington .
Writing as someone from East London, that clip is bang to rights! Know what I mean, son!!
It was pony....
Have you heard of snatch wars? It’s a Star Wars skit where they’ve swapped Vader’s lines with Bricktop quotes. Cracks me up every time.
Love snatch wars, an early t'internet classic - still solid gold!
KB’s done that one, was good!
Still one of the best mash-ups, especially clever as it was made so long ago!
Do you know what nemesis means? 🤣
Came to post this. Original and best
You muggin' me off, mate?
Proper naughty!
Danny Dyer would be proud, KB
Check out the Yorkshire Airlines sketch by Hale and Pace
extra mushy peas.eee champion!
Waape tha' bluddy feet !
I like the South African airline sketch
God no
I remember those guys, I loved them.
Scottish Star Trek on Chewing the fat😅
Taysiders in space. Magic!!
Set phasers to Malky!!!
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. . .that you there, Scott?
@@cemtex17I'm English had to look that up .Brilliant sketch.
Oh no, dont forget about "Scottish Star Trek" which if you do watch you might need this explaination: Malky- Originating in Glasgow / West Coast of Scotland, a term for slashing someone with a straight razor, usually across the face. Comes from the dubious rhyming slang of Malky (Malcolm) Fraser, Razor.
Has extended over the years to mean simply giving someone a 'doing' - beating them up - or a 'Glesga kiss' - a headbutt - and has also expanded throughout Scotland and into the North East of England.
Malky is a headbutt
Like fuk if I want a Glasgow kiss!
@@cammy9r Malky is def Glesga rhyming slang fi a razor.
I looked it up. I can only say "Pure deid brilliant" :)
They need Bricktop as the captain lol
Now he is proper naughty! 😳
KB’s done that one, but good shout!
LMAO 🤣 🤣 🤣
brick top star wars is good
Brilliant choice 😂
when they phone up babestation and talk about biscuits lol
One of the best ever!
@@choochoochooseyou exactly lol
Minces = Mince Pies Eyes
Turkish = Turkish Bath - Laugh
Boat = boat race - face
Usually "havin' a bubble"...bubble bath- laugh.
Soccer AM a Saturday morning football show in England 😅
this was Channelbee but, yes, Lovejoy, Fenners, Sheephead, Dyson, Neil the Square, Robbie the Tramp etc
And don't I miss it. 😂
You should watch the chewing the fat version; as that is hilarious.
Taysiders in Space is hilarious
BINGO!....oh and get me a mug o royale game and a ooutsider. lol
Yeah that one’s much funnier
I think even a load of Brits won't get the dialogue in this video, never mind Americans. Allow me to enlighten you.
Told Bones to keep his mincers peeled : I told Dr McCoy keep his eyes open
I've not clocked a single Klingon boat: I haven't seen a single Klingon face
They've mugged us right off : They're' making us look rather foolish
It's all kicking off big time: A major situation has developed
A proper tear up: A big fight
That made me Englebert over me cuff
@@lesmartin8131
Sorry to hear that. Hope you feel better soon lol
Cockney rhyming slang: mincies - mince pies - eyes. Boat - boat race - face. Turkish - Turkish bath - laugh.
TAYSIDERS IN SPACE!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂
Does anybody else remember an advert on TV from WAY back in the day where we're on a floating market in Thailand but all the Thai people were speaking English but with a cockney accent as they sold their wares? Pretty sure it was an advert for tourism, but I can't find it anywhere
That's the dogs dangly bits ! ! lol COYFI
Snatch Star Wars is the one you need to watch, it's Bricktop meets Star Wars.
Oh there is something special waiting for you in the next season of IT Crowd.
This is a funny sendup. And just yesterday, I checked out a clip called “Star Trek - The Beat Generation”. Coolsville.
Hi King. There’s a Scottish version of Star Trek called Taysiders in Space . It’s around you tube I’ve just looked. Cheers. Tayside is Dundee area
Have a peek at Mortimer and Whitehouse Gone Fishing. Funny with beautiful scenery. X
Me and my wife watch them, we don't even like fishing, but what a lovely programme. Lovely scenery, friendship, very funny together, oh, and Ted the dog, with his overbite! I feel sorry for Bob, he's not well, is he, even after his heart op.
A guy on that Channel Bee called Sheephead used to do funny videos were he rang up Babestation and talked to them about the cricket! They were hilarious 😂
There's a Scottish Star Trek sketch as well that you should check out.
There's also Scottish Star Trek
I think that your best stab at a British accent might be a West Country one!!
Can't wait till you get to a certain episode of the IT Crowd. You'll know what I'm in about when you get to it!
Yes it was a line of coke
The actors are from Soccer am crew and made a few of these 12 yrs ago. Best ones are chip shop and school open nights. You avin it cocker or you avin it on yer Bromley's
No Klingons ! Are you ' avin' a Turkish san ? Brilliant , brilliant , brilliant !
Have a shot at accents from South West England. Certain vowel sounds are similar to American pronunciation.
I'm at the opposite end of the country but can decipher most of their rhyming slang. "Are they having a Turkish?" = turkish bath = laugh / larf
Have you tried Yorkshire Airlines. If not , well worth a butchers. 😂😂😂
Facking hell! I had a right giraffe at that, Geezer!
These guys were from a show called soccer Saturday it aired every Saturday morning with guests from sport and these guys did stand up comedy sketches
Soccer AM right?
Try Protect The Block. Everyone has to start somewhere. John "Finn" Boyega and Jodie "Who" Foster on the loose in Battersea.
Gotta watch the Yorkshire Airways skit
The accent of the deep south USA is a blend of English west country, west midlands and far northern Scotland...who were the roughest most uncivilised people of the new immigrants.
May I suggest, Geordie star wars, and the geordie moonshoot (vic and bob, geordie astronauts complilation)
Sweet, wotchya geezer, let’s get a Ruby !
Fenners, probably "Soccer AM"!
This was just fun sketch from Soccer AM, a mix of football/soccer chat and fun segments.
When Soccer AM was good....
Captain Kirk's Cockney accent makes DIck van Dyke sound like a native?? 🤣
When he says 'they're taking liberties' he sounds just liky Nan (Catherine Tate is Nan).
Looks like the ships powered by a massive savaloy sausage
Check out their cockney videos, the Taxi one and Chip shop one's are awesome.
Watch Man Down when Greg Davies looks after his baby son for the day..
sounded like the actor Michael Cain to me.
I can recommend "Bury My Goldfish" - also done by Channel Bee
I like that it is Grayson but MR Chomedley -Warner.
I prefer the the Scottish Star Trek spoof, it would be funny to see how much of it you will understand
"Star Trek Spoof | Chewin' the Fat | The Scottish Comedy Channel"
agreed, Taysiders in space is hilarious
Yes, I've watched it too totally impenetrable accents. 😂 Love it. Sent it to my Glaswegian friend for a translation she couldn't either.😅😅
@@kennym5898 well it's almost Dundonian, which is on the east coast and at least old Dundonian is nigh on incomprehesible to anyone outside of Dundee
@@stuartfaulds1580
😂👍🏻
Your fellow countryman Mr Dick Van Dyke gave a Cockerknee Masterclass with his performance many years ago in the film: "Merry Popp' ins". Check it out.
There's a.cockney
Star wars version
Brick top from snatch voices darth vada
Really funny
..😂🙏🇬🇧
Yorkshire man versus Alien ! 😭
Can’t believe you’ve found channel bee 😂
legendary website
Cockney parents evening by these guys is funny too 😊
Scottish pingu will make you cry
Brilliant
Snatch wars is hilarious
You might want to watch the Jamaican cut of Dr. Who.
That's Fenners from soccer am,it was funny as duck bitd.
Stone me, can't believe i've not seen it before. Right up my street.
Try the two Ronnie's swear box
Those guys used to be on Soccer A M
Scottish star wars is hilarious.
For those about to rock ...
Watch taysiders in space it’s a Scottish Star Trek
How about doing some Open All Hours episodes. Im sure there will be highlight episodes or compilations
A lot of cockney rhyming slang in the script, "your aving a Turkish" a Turkish bath = Laugh if your understanding that your either a londoner or brought up by londoners 😅 there's a lot in rhyming slang could if it hasn't already be a dictionary instead of English to Spanish it would be English to Cockney Rhyming Slang. I'm not fluent I'm conversational but my dad is fluent 😊
watch tin tin dubs with a Teeside accent so funny
If you really want to immerse yourself in the Cockney accent then you have to watch "Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels." It's feature length but its comedy is priceless.
Mincers: mince pies = eyes!
kirk looks like fenners off soccer am
Just watch Lockstock you melt .Bitofa binge then Roberts your father's brother. Piece a cake, sorted. Got it
Check out Bottom… Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson. A couple of losers who share a run down apartment together. One’s a pervert and the others an alcoholic. It’s a slap stick comedy from the 90s. It’s a good show. 😂
You need to check out Taysiders in Space. A comedy sketch on th tv show. Chewing the Fat. Set phasers tae Malky.
Chewin the fat, Taysiders in space is the best Star Trek sketch
Lol you have to react to THE MiLK / EASTENDERS this is so funny it hurt
I'm pretty sure those are guys from Soccer AM.
"You 'avin' a Turkish?" 🤣🤣🤣
React to "Limmy's Show: Dee Dee: Moon" 😂
Scottish and probably the funniest space related comedy I have ever seen.
Is that fenners from soccer am? 😂
yes
Checkout Teeside Tintin. Absolute classic
Taysiders in space Scottish Star Trek from Chewing The Fat.
As a Cockney, who is about to move away ending our family's 117yr history in this area ( we don't fancy ending up like General Custer ) I have to explain you rarely have Cockneys talk like that much anymore. What you do have is " Dirty South " ( South London ) awash with those speaking in their own made us version of " Cockenese " , but overall they mostly speak in lazy " Ghettonese " barstardised English in that part of the city, that even has us Cockney's cringing hearing it spoken.
The kids are even starting to talk like Ali G in the north now
Clerkenwell Cockney here , just to let you know there's still one or two of us left . My tribe are Cockneys going back to the mid 19th century .You're right , very few sound the same as when I was a kid in the 1950's they're just adapting to all the other influences round about. Have a listen to Charlie George he's proper Islington .
Hoxton born but spent most of my youth fighting/thieving over in Islington/Whitecross street. 😉@@lesmartin8131
Get onto the Cockneys vs Zombies film. Alan Ford is in it too 😁
Check out Danny Dyer Alexa😂. Danny is a cockney actor.
Check out THE GAY DALEKS from the UK TV show called TV OFFAL.
I f you want to listen to the finest cockney comic check out Mike Reid in concert
Have you reacted to British pop song "Star Trekkin'" by The Firm?
They're avin a turkish. This is cockney rhyming slang, turkish bath = laugh.
Nothing wrong with king boomers north and South (cockney slang for mouth) 🤣🤣
Check out the Taliban skit about the subtitles.
King Boomer try Geordie Star Wars , somebody thought during Star Wars with a Newcastle-upon-Tyne accent would be funny
Try and watch “The Scott’s” a Scottish family based comedy it is hilarious
Incontence pants Billy Connolly You MUST watch it
cockney Kung fu or scottish star trek lol
Yorkshire Star Wars is excellent, as are Yorkshire Alien and Zulu.
want to see scouse stark trek
Checkout.. Top Ten hit Startrekking.
channel bee eh? you need to wastch YORKSHIRE ZULU and Yorkshire V Aliens