No joke, I took a self defense class in college and although we learned a bunch of jujitsu, etc., he mostly said "step one: stand your ground and ask to back off. Step two: raise the volume. Step three if still not backing off: do something freaky. Seriously, just start barking or acting like a crazy person or doing the chicken dance. Just don't look like a victim and they're less likely to treat you like one." 😂😂😂
Why did you kidnap her right now? Just go to Starbucks 10 minutes away and go away so like let her get her drink and get her in your car again and then kidnap her duh.😅😅😅😅
😂😂😂 so THAT'S what that writing style sounds like?! Wow, am I so slow 🤦♀️ I swear, my brain just wasn't built to decode this decade guys. Lemme just grab my old radio and crochet needles, you can find me in the rocking chair outside 😂
No I’m american for the last time 😡 I’m joking 😂😂😂😂 No wait I’m japenese 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
@@harley-y5bthe hostage. she sounds like Kourtney Kardashian Parker. Only this girl speaks faster. Kourt speaks on the minus. Slower and words dragged out
YOuRe HouSE HaS A StaRBucKS HoW did YOu maNaGE THaT got me rolling😂 Edit: omg thank you for the likesss ❤️ Edit#2: last time I edited was yesterday and I had 31 likes. I am editing today and I have 411 likes. Thank you guys so much❤️ I wish I had this many subs too😓
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Its like the hostage kidnaps the kidnapper tbh.💀💀💀
skibidi
Wow just wow
Huh?@@EvelynOgbomo-qp4ri
Well well spongessoss
@@EvelynOgbomo-qp4riwise of a word man
Bro why is this so interesting 😭
i actually dont know 😭
Fr😭😭😭
*agreed*
Ikr
Bro and then he did killed her bc he can't anymore sit with he
This is how you troll bullies. I'm gonna teach that to my kids 🤣.
exactly
Agreed
No joke, I took a self defense class in college and although we learned a bunch of jujitsu, etc., he mostly said "step one: stand your ground and ask to back off. Step two: raise the volume. Step three if still not backing off: do something freaky. Seriously, just start barking or acting like a crazy person or doing the chicken dance. Just don't look like a victim and they're less likely to treat you like one." 😂😂😂
❤gen z
Same
"Your house has a Starbucks!!"got me dying😂
Twin!!! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
FR
I'm back hooray
@@CrazyPlace-1 I'm back my friend
@ Eyyyyy
How to Kidnap a Kidnapper:
1.Be a Genz.
2.Be annoying.
3.Love Starbucks.
4.Combine the Steps
@@kkplays574 don't forget to be deaf
Don't forget to be deaf
Thanksss for the advice ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😮😮😮😊😊😊
OKAY THANKS
But what if your a boy?
“Your house has a ✨StUrBuCkS✨*dramatic gasp*
Sturbucks 💀
Xd😂
Oh
owwwaaaa
Owwwwaaaaa wma a a @@TheBeYoutyBuzz
MY nAmE is VicTorIa,nOt GraCie Is toO FuNny 😂😂
@@Mikaya-_153 bro my name is Gracie not Victoria
@@Gracelynn-u7lahem ahem…
@@Gracelynn-u7l” my name’s Victoria not gracie” he said. Dummies
Me too
@Vicky_THEv1cky same!
And that’s one of the ways to avoid being kidnapped 😂😂❤
"Venti mocha sWiRl" got me 😭😭
The fact they got the Italian flag wrong (🇮🇹 that's the real flag for all you 6 year olds)
fr
@@NB_TELEVISIONthat’s the joke 8 year old
Oh I thought it's Venti the Bard and then I google search
@@donglinli543 it's not the joke you 2 year old bitch
“ Italian actually.” * Proceeds to show the Ivory Coast flag. * 💀
@@LM_Swish Finally someone said it (I'm Italian)
@@auryyyt same :D (I’m Italian too)
Not even the Irish flag is crazy
@@Littlemiss_PJOkidsame :D same :D (im I technically Italian)
Ciao
“WELl yEh Ur TAKiNg mEH To STArBuCkS To Get a VENti MoChA sWIrL”
gurl was ready asf😂
2020 ahh comment
Is that an actual drink?
@@melissadurham3561yes
@@Joeslikespies yea and no one asked for ur commentary☺️
@@melissadurham3561as a ex-Starbucks afficionado ... It's not lol it's made up
😂😂😂😂😂 she literally outsmarted him and it’s so funny how she did it😂😂😂
“YOUrE HOusE HaS a StaRbUcks?!? HoW diD yUo dO thaT?????!!???”
Edit: how did this get to 35k likes?!💀💀💀
Sterbucks
Edit: Wow 100 likes thx so much lol
No, it doesn’t
sTerbUx
@@Third-sunBrother 😭
@@Cocomocodog BROTHER
*kidnapper calls her mom*
Kidnapper: if u want her, give me $ 1000
Her mom: actually, if u keep her for a week I will give you $1000, deal?
😂
"TAKE EM BACK, YOU CAN KEEP THE MONEY, MATTER OF FACT I'LL PAY YOU DOUBLE JUST TAKE EM BACK."
He won't survive
His diabetes will skyrocket😢
What the heck is happening right 😅
And it is so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I'm AlLerGIc aCcTuaLly" had me rolling down my street 😂😂😂
🤣🤣
hilarious 😂
Cxdfgioolkhfwetubf
The way she pushed the steering wheel😅😂
“iM ItALiaN BtW” and bro put a Irish flag💀💀
That was ivory coast not ireland
That’s the Ivory Coast flag
That's ivory coast
ivory coast*
@@GDPepimanvery true
Yir HoUse HaS a SturbuCKs!?!?!😂😂😂😂
2020 ahh comment
I HAVE A STARBUCK'S IN MY HOUSE
She's driving him crazy,he might just as well take her to Starbucks in his house lmao😂😂😂😂😂
I love it
🤣🤣
Why did you kidnap her right now? Just go to Starbucks 10 minutes away and go away so like let her get her drink and get her in your car again and then kidnap her duh.😅😅😅😅
“i’M ITaLiAn AcTuAlLy💅🏻” got me on the floor
Ok I’ll act like Gen z when I get kidnapped lol
Edit: not to be that girl but OMG I HAD A FLIPPIN HEART ATTACK OMGGGGGGGG TYSM FOR THE LIKES
Sincerly, i still think its funny, but im a late Gen Z and I have never acted this stupid.
@estherarjona8737 hi
GenZ don't act like that,I'm GenZ,it's just a stereotype
Bro my name is Victoria
fun fact: if you do you get shot
And that’s how you avoid being kidnapped😂💀
Instructions unclear, kidnapper just shot me dead and buried me in the forest, turns out his gun wasn't just for intimidation.
Bro taught me how to escape a kidnapping😂💀💀
You’re an idiot I am actually Italian, sir . got me laughing on the floor.
That wont work
@@andoiduser7035 it did work for someone I once knew. But it's not GUARANTEED to work.
Bro taught us how to escape a kidnapper easily 😂
These skits are why I will spend an hour on my phone instead of watching a movie. Hilarious..love them..
Bahahaha 🎉😂😂😂
Hilarious 😂😢😅
I just spent 16 hours😢😢😢
lol,frrr
I just spent 30 mins searching for a movie, found one, yet here I am 😂. Wayyy more enjoyable
This is.. “how to escape a kidnapping “ ! 😂
no that how you get killed😂😂😂😂😂😂
no that how you get killed😂😂😂😂😂😂
FR😂😂😂
For real😂
The way the genZ said “Venti Mocha Swuuurl💅”
@@OliverG3 this is NOT what we would do 💀
I hate people like this.
@@AaliyahKerekere-h1vsame
the end got me laughing on the floor 🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣
"YoUr HoUsE hAs A sTaRbUcKs?!" killed me, literally. 😭😭🦅🦅
😂😂😂 so THAT'S what that writing style sounds like?! Wow, am I so slow 🤦♀️ I swear, my brain just wasn't built to decode this decade guys. Lemme just grab my old radio and crochet needles, you can find me in the rocking chair outside 😂
@@AimeeHope89 it’s like when different parts of the sentence are said at different volumes, etc. but some ppl just do it for fun
Ikr
Same
Literally?💀
"Are you an idiot? I am Italian, actually."😂😂😂
And then proceeded to do the wrong flag 😭
𝕗𝕣𝕒 𝕚𝕠 𝕤𝕠𝕟𝕠 𝕚𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕒𝕟𝕠
Ce vero e un insulto per noi
No I’m american for the last time 😡 I’m joking 😂😂😂😂 No wait I’m japenese 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
Bro, I don’t think a kidnapper would drive that nice or a vehicle!! 😂😂😂
I think it's to lure in people to take an Uber so he can kidnap them.
Bxkabjdbw
That accent kills me! I’m gonna use it. 😂😂😂😂
it's valley girl from the 90s
@@harley-y5b soooo Kourt K-P 😂😂😂
@katyamuragu7918 what?
@@harley-y5bthe hostage. she sounds like Kourtney Kardashian Parker. Only this girl speaks faster. Kourt speaks on the minus. Slower and words dragged out
@@katyamuragu7918 ok
Getting kidnapped *AGAIN* is crazy 😭🙏
I have watched it 7 times and i still never got tired of it 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😃😃
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
HAHA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Instantly on the ground laughing😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I am Italian, actually" puts the Ivory Coast flag
💀😭
Edit 1: LOL, I started a war 🥲😐
Edit 2: WOW I've NEVER got so many likes before!
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
@@Theonlynuggie 😅
And it's the ireland flag too 😂
@@Animosity323 YEAAA 💀
@@Animosity323 the ireland flag lol
YoUr hOuSe HaS a StArBuCkS？got me rolling on the floor！🤣🤣🤣
Same😂😂😂😂😂
Tha honk at the end😂
(Tysm for the likes)
Hahhahaahahahahha😂😂😂😂😂
I know right snakes are stupid
I was looking for a comment like this thank you 😂
@mm-jy8vy lol ofc
I love Victoria she’s so funny 😂❤
YOuRe HouSE HaS A StaRBucKS HoW did YOu maNaGE THaT got me rolling😂
Edit: omg thank you for the likesss ❤️
Edit#2: last time I edited was yesterday and I had 31 likes. I am editing today and I have 411 likes. Thank you guys so much❤️ I wish I had this many subs too😓
@@Soccer_soccerpros me too 🤣🤣
@@MaryanneVasilakopoulos lol
Perfect way to avoid getting kidnapped
The kidnapper freaking out in frustration and banging on the horn totally got me! Hilarious video with a Great ending! 👍🤣💕
same😂
Yh might as well just take her to Starbucks
The girls crazy😮😮😮😮😮😮
Me to
Me as well
That is so funny at the end 😂😂
“Your house has a Starbucks! How did you do that” got me killed 😂
Kidnapping gone wrong 😂😂
They kidnapper got pissed 😂
"oh where yet" never gets old 😂
😂
Bro the people outside are like what is this guy doing lol😂😂
This is literally the smartest way to escape a kidnapper 💀💀
Fr😂💀💀
Nah this is how you get shot
I can’t. This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. And it’s so organic. And real haha
People that are looking inside the Windows of the car 👁️👄👁️💀
The end got me sooooooo made😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
THE END MADE ME JUMP OUT OF MY SEAT WHILE CRACKING UP IN THE FLOOR 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me too I almost fell of the sofa and rolled
same
Fr
And it made me roll on my bed😂
It's all of it, for me! The honking of the horn at the end was the best! 🤣
💀💥🔫. 👻 : like omg ma dead body needs a spa 🍸🧐
The girl accidentally annoyed him😂
When bro starts honking, the car passes by like 🤨🤨🤨
“You’re a nut job..” GOT ME ROLLING-
Am allergic aksually!!! Lollest!!
YOUR HOUSE HAS A STARBUCKS HOW DID YOU DO THAT??? Got me dying😭
She drove that damn kidnapper crazy 😂🤣😂
Mondays.
Side effects of thinking too much outside of the box😂
"Im Italian Actually"
*PROCEED TO SHOW IVORY COAST FLAG*
copied
@@im_amis wdym? It’s literally the type of comment that more than one person could think of 😭
@@NotRynne mb gng 😭😭
Ehm that’s the Ireland flag.
@@CullzOfficialno it isn’t
I'm going to try this if i'm ever kidnapped lol 😂😂
“MoChA sWiRl :0”
The last moves made me roll on the floor 😂😂😂😂
The kiddnapper got outsmarted😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
poor kidnapper hasn't read the part where they say "shoot if they're annoying you too much" in the book
the only time gen z is actually acceptable by society 💀
"R U AN IDIOT" "iM ITaLiAN ACtuAllY" killed me
“✨yOuR tAkInG mE tO sTaRbUcKs To GeT a VeNtI mOcHa SwIrl💅✨”
When he smashed the beep button Got me laughing 😂😂😂
The kidnapper physically kills someone
GenZ mentally kills someone
The end bro beeped the horn like it was bullet proof😂😂😂😂😂
edit: OMG TYSM FOR 89 LIKE LETS TRY 1K!!!!!!
The wig and voice makes it for me!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
" weLl YeaH YoUr GoNnA geT Me A VenTi MocHa SwIrl.. " ..... YOUR HOUSE HAS A ⭐StARbUcKs⭐ HoWd You DO dAT?! "
That really got me😄😄😆😆
Bro only cares about Starbucks😂😂
WeLl YeAh yOu’Re TaKiNg Me tO sTaRbUcKs to GeT A vEnTi MoChA SwIrL
Had me crying and laughing
I am in love with your videos
2020 ahh comment
GenZ: WTH is he saying 💀
Robber: udhdheudujdh ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
At the end when he crash out funny 🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
The "your house has a Starbucks" got me 😂😂
So. funny
Nah when he honked the car horn there was probably so many people looking at him weirdly🤣🤣
"Ooh way yet" got me dyin 😂😂
I seen this so many times and I just can’t not laugh when I watch it! 😂
You should do genz getting kidnapped by a genz
"You are being kidnapped"
"I DO nOt Have KiDs, SiR 💀💀🗿🗿👁👄👁
The ending always gets me 😂
We haven’t moved where yet 😡😤
The wig is totally fabulous! 💁♀️✨
‘How did you do that!’ Got me dying😂😂😂
The Benz roasting the kidnapper😂
Genz
And this is how you can stop yourself being kidnapped💀
Realistically the kidnapped person is in the trunk
That was the best Gen Z being kidnapped yet😂😂😂
This is soooo interesting 🤩 The kidnapper must got mad 😂😂
Guys if ur ever kidnapped the only way to escape is ANNOY THE HELL out of the kidnapper🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Bro reversed the roles, kidnapper is now the one trying to get away 😂
Don’t say h### it’s a bad word, plus, it’s disrespectful to god
@@stevejohnston4373 if you think hell is a bad word you live under a rock 💀
It's too funny I literally laughed for six times 🤣😅
The ending really made me die laughing hard😂😂😂😂😂😂
Im ItAlIaN *shows ivory coast🇨🇮 🇨🇮🇨🇮*
This happens so many times
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im irish and i hate when people mistake ireland with ivory coast
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@@GionataLai-n1s sì ahah gli americani fanno schifo in geografia
😂😂😂😂😂 the ending, caught me off guard😂😂😂
The last bit got me 😂
I CHOCKED ON MY BREAKFAST CAUSE THE END😂
GEN ZIES ACTUALLY ESCAPED THE KIDNAPING😂
To GeT A VeNtI MoCHa SwIrL💅
✨️Ur HoUsE HaS A StArBucKs!! HoW DiD U Do ThAt!✨️💅
"YOUR HOUSE HAS A STARBUCKS?!? how do you do that??" got me😂
Just like ma home.
I’m definitely going to say that if I ever get kidnapped 😂