No joke, I took a self defense class in college and although we learned a bunch of jujitsu, etc., he mostly said "step one: stand your ground and ask to back off. Step two: raise the volume. Step three if still not backing off: do something freaky. Seriously, just start barking or acting like a crazy person or doing the chicken dance. Just don't look like a victim and they're less likely to treat you like one." 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 so THAT'S what that writing style sounds like?! Wow, am I so slow 🤦♀️ I swear, my brain just wasn't built to decode this decade guys. Lemme just grab my old radio and crochet needles, you can find me in the rocking chair outside 😂
@@kimlevy6521the hostage. she sounds like Kourtney Kardashian Parker. Only this girl speaks faster. Kourt speaks on the minus. Slower and words dragged out
YOuRe HouSE HaS A StaRBucKS HoW did YOu maNaGE THaT got me rolling😂 Edit: omg thank you for the likesss ❤️ Edit#2: last time I edited was yesterday and I had 31 likes. I am editing today and I have 411 likes. Thank you guys so much❤️ I wish I had this many subs too😓
Every movement and smile from her is captivating! The way she carries herself exudes such charisma, it’s impossible not to be enchanted. She’s a breath of fresh air in a world that needs more positivity 😘
This is how you troll bullies. I'm gonna teach that to my kids 🤣.
exactly
Agreed
No joke, I took a self defense class in college and although we learned a bunch of jujitsu, etc., he mostly said "step one: stand your ground and ask to back off. Step two: raise the volume. Step three if still not backing off: do something freaky. Seriously, just start barking or acting like a crazy person or doing the chicken dance. Just don't look like a victim and they're less likely to treat you like one." 😂😂😂
❤gen z
Same
Its like the hostage kidnaps the kidnapper tbh.💀💀💀
skibidi
Wow just wow
Huh?@@EvelynOgbomo-qp4ri
Well well spongessoss
@@EvelynOgbomo-qp4riwise of a word man
"Venti mocha sWiRl" got me 😭😭
The fact they got the Italian flag wrong (🇮🇹 that's the real flag for all you 6 year olds)
fr
@@NB_TELEVISIONthat’s the joke 8 year old
Oh I thought it's Venti the Bard and then I google search
@@donglinli543 it's not the joke you 2 year old bitch
"YoUr HoUsE hAs A sTaRbUcKs?!" killed me, literally. 😭😭🦅🦅
😂😂😂 so THAT'S what that writing style sounds like?! Wow, am I so slow 🤦♀️ I swear, my brain just wasn't built to decode this decade guys. Lemme just grab my old radio and crochet needles, you can find me in the rocking chair outside 😂
I made a song don’t listen to it
Skipidi
Sigma
Brainrot
Starbucks
Give me
STARBUCKS BEFORE I MISS
✨✨✨✨WORKKKK!✨✨✨✨✨
@@AimeeHope89 it’s like when different parts of the sentence are said at different volumes, etc. but some ppl just do it for fun
Ikr
Same
“Your house has a ✨StUrBuCkS✨*dramatic gasp*
Sturbucks 💀
Xd😂
Oh
owwwaaaa
Owwwwaaaaa wma a a @@saragray3767
MY nAmE is VicTorIa,nOt GraCie Is toO FuNny 😂😂
@@Mikaya-_153 bro my name is Gracie not Victoria
@@Gracelynn-u7lahem ahem…
@@Gracelynn-u7l” my name’s Victoria not gracie” he said. Dummies
Me too
@Vicky_THEv1cky same!
Bro why is this so interesting 😭
i actually dont know 😭
Fr😭😭😭
*agreed*
Ikr
Bro and then he did killed her bc he can't anymore sit with he
"oh where yet" never gets old 😂
"I'm AlLerGIc aCcTuaLly" had me rolling down my street 😂😂😂
🤣🤣
hilarious 😂
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Ok I’ll act like Gen z when I get kidnapped lol
Sincerly, i still think its funny, but im a late Gen Z and I have never acted this stupid.
@estherarjona8737 hi
GenZ don't act like that,I'm GenZ,it's just a stereotype
Bro my name is Victoria
fun fact: if you do you get shot
“ Italian actually.” * Proceeds to show the Ivory Coast flag. * 💀
@@MikeMike-p7g Finally someone said it (I'm Italian)
@@auryyyt same :D (I’m Italian too)
Not even the Irish flag is crazy
@@FandomAddicsame :D same :D (im I technically Italian)
Ciao
Kidnapping gone wrong 😂😂
They kidnapper got pissed 😂
“WELl yEh Ur TAKiNg mEH To STArBuCkS To Get a VENti MoChA sWIrL”
gurl was ready asf😂
2020 ahh comment
Is that an actual drink?
@@melissadurham3561yes
@@Joeslikespies yea and no one asked for ur commentary☺️
@@melissadurham3561as a ex-Starbucks afficionado ... It's not lol it's made up
How to Kidnap a Kidnapper:
1.Be a Genz.
2.Be annoying.
3.Love Starbucks.
4.Combine the Steps
😂😊
@@kkplays574 don't forget to be deaf
Don't forget to be deaf
Thanksss for the advice ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😮😮😮😊😊😊
OKAY THANKS
Yir HoUse HaS a SturbuCKs!?!?!😂😂😂😂
2020 ahh comment
I'm going to try this if i'm ever kidnapped lol 😂😂
She's driving him crazy,he might just as well take her to Starbucks in his house lmao😂😂😂😂😂
I love it
🤣🤣
Bro taught me how to escape a kidnapping😂💀💀
You’re an idiot I am actually Italian, sir . got me laughing on the floor.
That wont work
This is.. “how to escape a kidnapping “ ! 😂
no that how you get killed😂😂😂😂😂😂
no that how you get killed😂😂😂😂😂😂
FR😂😂😂
YoUr hOuSe HaS a StArBuCkS？got me rolling on the floor！🤣🤣🤣
“iM ItALiaN BtW” and bro put a Irish flag💀💀
That was ivory coast not ireland
That’s the Ivory Coast flag
That's ivory coast
ivory coast*
@@GDPepimanvery true
These skits are why I will spend an hour on my phone instead of watching a movie. Hilarious..love them..
Bahahaha 🎉😂😂😂
Hilarious 😂😢😅
I just spent 16 hours😢😢😢
lol,frrr
I just spent 30 mins searching for a movie, found one, yet here I am 😂. Wayyy more enjoyable
“YOUrE HOusE HaS a StaRbUcks?!? HoW diD yUo dO thaT?????!!???”
Edit: how did this get to 35k likes?!💀💀💀
Sterbucks
Edit: Wow 100 likes thx so much lol
No, it doesn’t
sTerbUx
@@A_CORE_GAME_FANBrother 😭
@@Cocomocodog BROTHER
"yOu HoUsE hAs A sTaRbUcKs?!" 😭
*kidnapper calls her mom*
Kidnapper: if u want her, give me $ 1000
Her mom: actually, if u keep her for a week I will give you $1000, deal?
😂
"TAKE EM BACK, YOU CAN KEEP THE MONEY, MATTER OF FACT I'LL PAY YOU DOUBLE JUST TAKE EM BACK."
He won't survive
His diabetes will skyrocket😢
What the heck is happening right 😅
And it is so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And that’s how you avoid being kidnapped😂💀
Instructions unclear, kidnapper just shot me dead and buried me in the forest, turns out his gun wasn't just for intimidation.
Tha honk at the end😂
(Tysm for the likes)
Hahhahaahahahahha😂😂😂😂😂
I know right snakes are stupid
I was looking for a comment like this thank you 😂
@mm-jy8vy lol ofc
"OMG UR HOUSE HAS A sTuRbUcKs?! HoW dId YoU dO tHaT?"
The way the genZ said “Venti Mocha Swuuurl💅”
@@OliverG3 this is NOT what we would do 💀
I hate people like this.
That accent kills me! I’m gonna use it. 😂😂😂😂
it's valley girl from the 90s
@@kimlevy6521 soooo Kourt K-P 😂😂😂
@katyamuragu7918 what?
@@kimlevy6521the hostage. she sounds like Kourtney Kardashian Parker. Only this girl speaks faster. Kourt speaks on the minus. Slower and words dragged out
@@katyamuragu7918 ok
Bro, I don’t think a kidnapper would drive that nice or a vehicle!! 😂😂😂
I think it's to lure in people to take an Uber so he can kidnap them.
Bxkabjdbw
UR HOUSE HAS A STARBUCKS! HOW DID U DO THAT?! 😂😂😂
"Im Italian Actually"
*PROCEED TO SHOW IVORY COAST FLAG*
copied
@@im_amis wdym? It’s literally the type of comment that more than one person could think of 😭
@@NotRynne mb gng 😭😭
Ehm that’s the Ireland flag.
Getting kidnapped *AGAIN* is crazy 😭🙏
Perfect way to avoid getting kidnapped
YOUR HOUSE HAS A STARBUCKS HOW DID YOU DO THAT??? Got me dying😭
It's all of it, for me! The honking of the horn at the end was the best! 🤣
💀💥🔫. 👻 : like omg ma dead body needs a spa 🍸🧐
She drove that damn kidnapper crazy 😂🤣😂
Mondays.
The girl accidentally annoyed him😂
"Are you an idiot"
"I'm Italian actually"
😂
The wig and voice makes it for me!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
YOuRe HouSE HaS A StaRBucKS HoW did YOu maNaGE THaT got me rolling😂
Edit: omg thank you for the likesss ❤️
Edit#2: last time I edited was yesterday and I had 31 likes. I am editing today and I have 411 likes. Thank you guys so much❤️ I wish I had this many subs too😓
@@Soccer_soccerpros me too 🤣🤣
@@MaryanneVasilakopoulos lol
"I am Italian, actually" puts the Ivory Coast flag
💀😭
Edit 1: LOL, I started a war 🥲😐
Edit 2: WOW I've NEVER got so many likes before!
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
@@Theonlynuggie 😅
And it's the ireland flag too 😂
@@Animosity323 YEAAA 💀
@@Animosity323 the ireland flag lol
the start😂
the end😤😤😤😤😤😤😤
How you tell stories is amazing!
Ummm I think you got that all wrong… they’re shorts but stories
Its a bot@@Elevenplaysss
how did 82 people likes tis bot comment 💀
Just a warning guys I took one for the team if you go to her channel whatever you do don't click the link!
@@N1-moss-5675 fr
GenZ: WTH is he saying 💀
Robber: udhdheudujdh ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
THE END MADE ME JUMP OUT OF MY SEAT WHILE CRACKING UP IN THE FLOOR 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me too I almost fell of the sofa and rolled
same
Fr
And it made me roll on my bed😂
Nah when he honked the car horn there was probably so many people looking at him weirdly🤣🤣
“MoChA sWiRl :0”
“You’re a nut job..” GOT ME ROLLING-
Am allergic aksually!!! Lollest!!
the only time gen z is actually acceptable by society 💀
Your house has a Starbucks got me laughing so hard
I can’t. This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. And it’s so organic. And real haha
You should do genz getting kidnapped by a genz
The kidnapper physically kills someone
GenZ mentally kills someone
When Starbucks was said bro thought she was dumb
WeLl YeAh yOu’Re TaKiNg Me tO sTaRbUcKs to GeT A vEnTi MoChA SwIrL
Had me crying and laughing
I am in love with your videos
2020 ahh comment
People that are looking inside the Windows of the car 👁️👄👁️💀
Bro only cares about Starbucks😂😂
"ur house has a starbucks???!!!" 😂😂😂
This is literally the smartest way to escape a kidnapper 💀💀
"You are being kidnapped"
"I DO nOt Have KiDs, SiR 💀💀🗿🗿👁👄👁
‘How did you do that!’ Got me dying😂😂😂
YoUr HoUsE HaS A StArBuCkS!! HoW DiD YoU DO ThAt!!,😂❤
That was the best Gen Z being kidnapped yet😂😂😂
This is soooo interesting 🤩 The kidnapper must got mad 😂😂
Im ItAlIaN *shows ivory coast🇨🇮 🇨🇮🇨🇮*
This happens so many times
ik
im irish and i hate when people mistake ireland with ivory coast
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@@GionataLai-n1s sì ahah gli americani fanno schifo in geografia
Kidnapper: You are kidnapped
Gen alpha/Gen z be like:
Are u sure? 😎
The Benz roasting the kidnapper😂
Genz
lol me if I ever get kidnapped wait you have a Starbucks 😂😂
The ending really made me die laughing hard😂😂😂😂😂😂
I feel bad for the kidnapper😂
"YOUR HOUSE HAS A STARBUCKS?!? how do you do that??" got me😂
Just like ma home.
I CHOCKED ON MY BREAKFAST CAUSE THE END😂
Every movement and smile from her is captivating! The way she carries herself exudes such charisma, it’s impossible not to be enchanted. She’s a breath of fresh air in a world that needs more positivity 😘
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Prove that it's a bot 🤣🤣🤣
"R U AN IDIOT" "iM ITaLiAN ACtuAllY" killed me
“Why would I take a nap sir?”
*gets shot 🔫
“YOuR HoUSE HaS a stEIrBuckS??”
that flag isn't of the italy😭
@@theowlhouse-luzeamity ik it a ireland flag
@@lorrainekilbane945 is not ireland too. Italian flag 🇮🇹. Ireland flag 🇮🇪. The flag in the video 🇨🇮
@@giuliaYippeeits Ivory Coast
@@giuliaYippeeThats Ivory Coast
@@cardinal-woodpeckerthey know
This is so funny I watched it over and over again and I loved it very much and I laughed so much that I couldn’t stop 🛑
0:43 got me rolling on the ground dying so bad 😂
Kidnapper in real life: just take a shot at his thigh avoiding the femoral vein..
The kidnapper in videos:
ooHh wAaYyATt?
Try say that to a South African kidnapper 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
GEN ZIES ACTUALLY ESCAPED THE KIDNAPING😂
To GeT A VeNtI MoCHa SwIrL💅
✨️Ur HoUsE HaS A StArBucKs!! HoW DiD U Do ThAt!✨️💅
I Can't- 😂😂😂😂 MANNI YOU ARE OFFICIALLY MY FAVORITE YOTUBER!!!!
this person getting kidnapped looks like the one girl from "How to train a dragon" 💀💀💀
The part when it soomed in was so funny😂YOur HoUsE HaS a StArBuCkS got me 😂ing
Brother rage quiting at the end😂
When he started to beep that car was like *OmG WhY Is He BeEpPiNG😡*
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So funny when I grow up I'm going to teach my kids to be like that if they be kidnapped😊😊❤
claim your spot before tuesday
(pls pin itll make my day😁)
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Ok I'm not late
yes i got it
Here
Ok
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I'm late
we be protected with this hack😂
Hell nah bro shows a new trick "how to be safe from kidnapper
And this is how you can stop yourself being kidnapped💀
Omg this is so accurate, like wtf. Todays kids are sooo dumb duh 🙄
“I’m Italian actually..🙄”
YOUR HOUSE HAS A STARBUCKS HOW DID U DO THAT!!!!!!!!! thats the funniest part good job the creator this is excellent
You're so perfect for this role.