No joke, I took a self defense class in college and although we learned a bunch of jujitsu, etc., he mostly said "step one: stand your ground and ask to back off. Step two: raise the volume. Step three if still not backing off: do something freaky. Seriously, just start barking or acting like a crazy person or doing the chicken dance. Just don't look like a victim and they're less likely to treat you like one." 😂😂😂
Why did you kidnap her right now? Just go to Starbucks 10 minutes away and go away so like let her get her drink and get her in your car again and then kidnap her duh.😅😅😅😅
😂😂😂 so THAT'S what that writing style sounds like?! Wow, am I so slow 🤦♀️ I swear, my brain just wasn't built to decode this decade guys. Lemme just grab my old radio and crochet needles, you can find me in the rocking chair outside 😂
YOuRe HouSE HaS A StaRBucKS HoW did YOu maNaGE THaT got me rolling😂 Edit: omg thank you for the likesss ❤️ Edit#2: last time I edited was yesterday and I had 31 likes. I am editing today and I have 411 likes. Thank you guys so much❤️ I wish I had this many subs too😓
@@harley-y5bthe hostage. she sounds like Kourtney Kardashian Parker. Only this girl speaks faster. Kourt speaks on the minus. Slower and words dragged out
No I’m american for the last time 😡 I’m joking 😂😂😂😂 No wait I’m japenese 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
Every movement and smile from her is captivating! The way she carries herself exudes such charisma, it’s impossible not to be enchanted. She’s a breath of fresh air in a world that needs more positivity 😘
Its like the hostage kidnaps the kidnapper tbh.💀💀💀
skibidi
Wow just wow
Huh?@@EvelynOgbomo-qp4ri
Well well spongessoss
@@EvelynOgbomo-qp4riwise of a word man
This is how you troll bullies. I'm gonna teach that to my kids 🤣.
exactly
Agreed
No joke, I took a self defense class in college and although we learned a bunch of jujitsu, etc., he mostly said "step one: stand your ground and ask to back off. Step two: raise the volume. Step three if still not backing off: do something freaky. Seriously, just start barking or acting like a crazy person or doing the chicken dance. Just don't look like a victim and they're less likely to treat you like one." 😂😂😂
❤gen z
Same
"Venti mocha sWiRl" got me 😭😭
The fact they got the Italian flag wrong (🇮🇹 that's the real flag for all you 6 year olds)
fr
@@NB_TELEVISIONthat’s the joke 8 year old
Oh I thought it's Venti the Bard and then I google search
@@donglinli543 it's not the joke you 2 year old bitch
The end bro beeped the horn like it was bullet proof😂😂😂😂😂
Bro why is this so interesting 😭
i actually dont know 😭
Fr😭😭😭
*agreed*
Ikr
Bro and then he did killed her bc he can't anymore sit with he
“Your house has a ✨StUrBuCkS✨*dramatic gasp*
Sturbucks 💀
Xd😂
Oh
owwwaaaa
Owwwwaaaaa wma a a @@TheBeYoutyBuzz
How to Kidnap a Kidnapper:
1.Be a Genz.
2.Be annoying.
3.Love Starbucks.
4.Combine the Steps
@@kkplays574 don't forget to be deaf
Don't forget to be deaf
Thanksss for the advice ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😮😮😮😊😊😊
OKAY THANKS
But what if your a boy?
The kiddnapper got outsmarted😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
poor kidnapper hasn't read the part where they say "shoot if they're annoying you too much" in the book
MY nAmE is VicTorIa,nOt GraCie Is toO FuNny 😂😂
@@Mikaya-_153 bro my name is Gracie not Victoria
@@Gracelynn-u7lahem ahem…
@@Gracelynn-u7l” my name’s Victoria not gracie” he said. Dummies
Me too
@Vicky_THEv1cky same!
“ Italian actually.” * Proceeds to show the Ivory Coast flag. * 💀
@@MikeMike-p7g Finally someone said it (I'm Italian)
@@auryyyt same :D (I’m Italian too)
Not even the Irish flag is crazy
@@Littlemiss_PJOkidsame :D same :D (im I technically Italian)
Ciao
“YOUrE HOusE HaS a StaRbUcks?!? HoW diD yUo dO thaT?????!!???”
Edit: how did this get to 35k likes?!💀💀💀
Sterbucks
Edit: Wow 100 likes thx so much lol
No, it doesn’t
sTerbUx
@@Third-sunBrother 😭
@@Cocomocodog BROTHER
The ending always gets me 😂
We haven’t moved where yet 😡😤
"I'm AlLerGIc aCcTuaLly" had me rolling down my street 😂😂😂
🤣🤣
hilarious 😂
Cxdfgioolkhfwetubf
@@harley-y5b bruh...
*kidnapper calls her mom*
Kidnapper: if u want her, give me $ 1000
Her mom: actually, if u keep her for a week I will give you $1000, deal?
😂
"TAKE EM BACK, YOU CAN KEEP THE MONEY, MATTER OF FACT I'LL PAY YOU DOUBLE JUST TAKE EM BACK."
He won't survive
His diabetes will skyrocket😢
What the heck is happening right 😅
And it is so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“WELl yEh Ur TAKiNg mEH To STArBuCkS To Get a VENti MoChA sWIrL”
gurl was ready asf😂
2020 ahh comment
Is that an actual drink?
@@melissadurham3561yes
@@Joeslikespies yea and no one asked for ur commentary☺️
@@melissadurham3561as a ex-Starbucks afficionado ... It's not lol it's made up
Instantly on the ground laughing😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ok I’ll act like Gen z when I get kidnapped lol
Edit: not to be that girl but OMG I HAD A FLIPPIN HEART ATTACK OMGGGGGGGG TYSM FOR THE LIKES
Sincerly, i still think its funny, but im a late Gen Z and I have never acted this stupid.
@estherarjona8737 hi
GenZ don't act like that,I'm GenZ,it's just a stereotype
Bro my name is Victoria
fun fact: if you do you get shot
This is.. “how to escape a kidnapping “ ! 😂
no that how you get killed😂😂😂😂😂😂
no that how you get killed😂😂😂😂😂😂
FR😂😂😂
For real😂
These skits are why I will spend an hour on my phone instead of watching a movie. Hilarious..love them..
Bahahaha 🎉😂😂😂
Hilarious 😂😢😅
I just spent 16 hours😢😢😢
lol,frrr
I just spent 30 mins searching for a movie, found one, yet here I am 😂. Wayyy more enjoyable
"YOUR hoUSE hAS a starbuCks,how dId yoU do thaT" got rolling the full floor 😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😂
“iM ItALiaN BtW” and bro put a Irish flag💀💀
That was ivory coast not ireland
That’s the Ivory Coast flag
That's ivory coast
ivory coast*
@@GDPepimanvery true
She's driving him crazy,he might just as well take her to Starbucks in his house lmao😂😂😂😂😂
I love it
🤣🤣
Why did you kidnap her right now? Just go to Starbucks 10 minutes away and go away so like let her get her drink and get her in your car again and then kidnap her duh.😅😅😅😅
@@LydiaEscochea-j9o...
Yir HoUse HaS a SturbuCKs!?!?!😂😂😂😂
2020 ahh comment
I HAVE A STARBUCK'S IN MY HOUSE
Your*
Bros outsmarting the kidnapper😂
Bro taught me how to escape a kidnapping😂💀💀
You’re an idiot I am actually Italian, sir . got me laughing on the floor.
That wont work
@@andoiduser7035 it did work for someone I once knew. But it's not GUARANTEED to work.
Getting kidnapped *AGAIN* is crazy 😭🙏
And that’s how you avoid being kidnapped😂💀
Instructions unclear, kidnapper just shot me dead and buried me in the forest, turns out his gun wasn't just for intimidation.
the end got me laughing on the floor 🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣
Perfect way to avoid getting kidnapped
"YoUr HoUsE hAs A sTaRbUcKs?!" killed me, literally. 😭😭🦅🦅
😂😂😂 so THAT'S what that writing style sounds like?! Wow, am I so slow 🤦♀️ I swear, my brain just wasn't built to decode this decade guys. Lemme just grab my old radio and crochet needles, you can find me in the rocking chair outside 😂
@@AimeeHope89 it’s like when different parts of the sentence are said at different volumes, etc. but some ppl just do it for fun
Ikr
Same
Literally?💀
The way the genZ said “Venti Mocha Swuuurl💅”
@@OliverG3 this is NOT what we would do 💀
I hate people like this.
@@AaliyahKerekere-h1vsame
Lol the last part made me crack up so much 😂
I have watched it 7 times and i still never got tired of it 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😃😃
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
HAHA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I am Italian, actually" puts the Ivory Coast flag
💀😭
Edit 1: LOL, I started a war 🥲😐
Edit 2: WOW I've NEVER got so many likes before!
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
@@Theonlynuggie 😅
And it's the ireland flag too 😂
@@Animosity323 YEAAA 💀
@@Animosity323 the ireland flag lol
Tha honk at the end😂
(Tysm for the likes)
Hahhahaahahahahha😂😂😂😂😂
I know right snakes are stupid
I was looking for a comment like this thank you 😂
@mm-jy8vy lol ofc
Bro taught us how to escape a kidnapper easily 😂
YOuRe HouSE HaS A StaRBucKS HoW did YOu maNaGE THaT got me rolling😂
Edit: omg thank you for the likesss ❤️
Edit#2: last time I edited was yesterday and I had 31 likes. I am editing today and I have 411 likes. Thank you guys so much❤️ I wish I had this many subs too😓
@@Soccer_soccerpros me too 🤣🤣
@@MaryanneVasilakopoulos lol
That accent kills me! I’m gonna use it. 😂😂😂😂
it's valley girl from the 90s
@@harley-y5b soooo Kourt K-P 😂😂😂
@katyamuragu7918 what?
@@harley-y5bthe hostage. she sounds like Kourtney Kardashian Parker. Only this girl speaks faster. Kourt speaks on the minus. Slower and words dragged out
@@katyamuragu7918 ok
YoUr hOuSe HaS a StArBuCkS？got me rolling on the floor！🤣🤣🤣
Same😂😂😂😂😂
"Uh, where yet" gets me every time.. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The girl accidentally annoyed him😂
"oh where yet" never gets old 😂
😂
"Are you an idiot? I am Italian, actually."😂😂😂
And then proceeded to do the wrong flag 😭
𝕗𝕣𝕒 𝕚𝕠 𝕤𝕠𝕟𝕠 𝕚𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕒𝕟𝕠
Ce vero e un insulto per noi
No I’m american for the last time 😡 I’m joking 😂😂😂😂 No wait I’m japenese 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
The wig is totally fabulous! 💁♀️✨
Bro, I don’t think a kidnapper would drive that nice or a vehicle!! 😂😂😂
I think it's to lure in people to take an Uber so he can kidnap them.
Bxkabjdbw
“Your house has a Starbucks! How did you do that” got me killed 😂
Kidnapping gone wrong 😂😂
They kidnapper got pissed 😂
This video should win an Oscar for being literally the funniest video ever😂😂😂😂❤❤
She drove that damn kidnapper crazy 😂🤣😂
Mondays.
How you tell stories is amazing!
Ummm I think you got that all wrong… they’re shorts but stories
Its a bot@@Elevenplaysss
how did 82 people likes tis bot comment 💀
Just a warning guys I took one for the team if you go to her channel whatever you do don't click the link!
@@N1-moss-5675 fr
“MoChA sWiRl :0”
I love Victoria she’s so funny 😂❤
This is literally the smartest way to escape a kidnapper 💀💀
Fr😂💀💀
Nah this is how you get shot
It's all of it, for me! The honking of the horn at the end was the best! 🤣
💀💥🔫. 👻 : like omg ma dead body needs a spa 🍸🧐
The wig and voice makes it for me!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 the ending, caught me off guard😂😂😂
The kidnapper physically kills someone
GenZ mentally kills someone
the only time gen z is actually acceptable by society 💀
The kidnapper freaking out in frustration and banging on the horn totally got me! Hilarious video with a Great ending! 👍🤣💕
same😂
Yh might as well just take her to Starbucks
The girls crazy😮😮😮😮😮😮
Me to
Me as well
the way she said “YOUR HOUSE HAS A STARBUCKS *dramatic pause* HOW’D YOU DO THAT!” got me dying😂😂
“You’re a nut job..” GOT ME ROLLING-
Am allergic aksually!!! Lollest!!
I can’t. This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. And it’s so organic. And real haha
YOUR HOUSE HAS A STARBUCKS HOW DID YOU DO THAT??? Got me dying😭
" weLl YeaH YoUr GoNnA geT Me A VenTi MocHa SwIrl.. " ..... YOUR HOUSE HAS A ⭐StARbUcKs⭐ HoWd You DO dAT?! "
That really got me😄😄😆😆
I'm going to try this if i'm ever kidnapped lol 😂😂
‘How did you do that!’ Got me dying😂😂😂
THE END MADE ME JUMP OUT OF MY SEAT WHILE CRACKING UP IN THE FLOOR 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me too I almost fell of the sofa and rolled
same
Fr
And it made me roll on my bed😂
"i'm italian actually" Yayyy girl!
People that are looking inside the Windows of the car 👁️👄👁️💀
"Im Italian Actually"
*PROCEED TO SHOW IVORY COAST FLAG*
copied
@@im_amis wdym? It’s literally the type of comment that more than one person could think of 😭
@@NotRynne mb gng 😭😭
Ehm that’s the Ireland flag.
@@CullzOfficialno it isn’t
"Ooh way yet" got me dyin 😂😂
The way a car drives past at the end was probably thinking that mans crAzy
"R U AN IDIOT" "iM ITaLiAN ACtuAllY" killed me
You should do genz getting kidnapped by a genz
WeLl YeAh yOu’Re TaKiNg Me tO sTaRbUcKs to GeT A vEnTi MoChA SwIrL
Had me crying and laughing
I am in love with your videos
2020 ahh comment
The kiddnapper honking the honk I can't 😂😂😂😂😂
Nah when he honked the car horn there was probably so many people looking at him weirdly🤣🤣
That was the best Gen Z being kidnapped yet😂😂😂
The "your house has a Starbucks" got me 😂😂
So. funny
Your house got a Starbucks how did u do that got me rolling on the floor 😂😅
So fr how did you only get 4likes?? I mean 3 becuase me
The Benz roasting the kidnapper😂
Genz
And this is how you can stop yourself being kidnapped💀
Bro only cares about Starbucks😂😂
I’m definitely going to say that if I ever get kidnapped 😂
"You are being kidnapped"
"I DO nOt Have KiDs, SiR 💀💀🗿🗿👁👄👁
GenZ: WTH is he saying 💀
Robber: udhdheudujdh ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
The ending really made me die laughing hard😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is soooo interesting 🤩 The kidnapper must got mad 😂😂
Every movement and smile from her is captivating! The way she carries herself exudes such charisma, it’s impossible not to be enchanted. She’s a breath of fresh air in a world that needs more positivity 😘
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Guys if ur ever kidnapped the only way to escape is ANNOY THE HELL out of the kidnapper🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
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Bro reversed the roles, kidnapper is now the one trying to get away 😂
Don’t say h### it’s a bad word, plus, it’s disrespectful to god
@@stevejohnston4373 if you think hell is a bad word you live under a rock 💀
LEavInG WhErE YEt? got me laughing because she keeps saying that lol 😂
I CHOCKED ON MY BREAKFAST CAUSE THE END😂
"YOUR HOUSE HAS A STARBUCKS?!? how do you do that??" got me😂
Just like ma home.
lol me if I ever get kidnapped wait you have a Starbucks 😂😂
When the driver at the end starts tweeking i almost cried from laughing so hard😂😂😂
that flag isn't of the italy😭
@@theowlhouse-luzeamity ik it a ireland flag
@@lorrainekilbane945 is not ireland too. Italian flag 🇮🇹. Ireland flag 🇮🇪. The flag in the video 🇨🇮
@@giuliaYippeeits Ivory Coast
@@giuliaYippeeThats Ivory Coast
@@cardinal-woodpeckerthey know
Im ItAlIaN *shows ivory coast🇨🇮 🇨🇮🇨🇮*
This happens so many times
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im irish and i hate when people mistake ireland with ivory coast
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@@GionataLai-n1s sì ahah gli americani fanno schifo in geografia
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Dead internet theory
thx for this
The way he honked was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂
this person getting kidnapped looks like the one girl from "How to train a dragon" 💀💀💀