This is what happens when a kid with imaginary friends never grows up, and has a psychological disorder. I think that his parents probably never loved him. His father nor hugged him, not once. They probably just handcuffed him to a radiator, next to a sewing machine, and only ever gave him chunks of different colored foM to play with.
I am an Indian nd that red dot joke 😂 was good i also laughed alot u have to come sometime to India to perform with walter nd achemed i love those 👏👏👌👌
Jeff - You were quite the ladies man Walter - I used to chase girls everywhere 'till i got to Scotland and boy was i suprised!! That one cracks me up everytime😂😂😂
Lol he was tricked by a kilt, they don't take it to kindly, when someone calls it a skirt. I don't blame them either, people are too quick to make fun or judge & I hate that! These days make me sad, so many bullshit laws, everyone is so sensitive over being called a name or whatever. I recently read, that those who get bullied at school or over the internet claim they have PTSD over it, & they're full of shit!
I thought marriage was like a slurpee. It's good at first then it goes to your head and you're like "OW OW OWWW OWWWWW OWWWWW SOMEBODY KILL ME PLEAAAAASE!!!"
I love how a lot of these jokes were from Peanut but later kinda got updated and put in for Walter. Like the car joke about being married, and only being able to bark at the end of a chain to a single woman etc and they still make me laugh!
All Jeff needs is Walter and Peanut. But with all his personalities inside him, that had to come out in other puppets. But if Jeff only had Walter, I could listen to him all day. That said, the comments about him doing Walters wife.... Oh man, that would be totally awesome.
Mạnh Nguyễn Văn Well women in India wear "Bindi" in between their eye brows of various colors but mostly red and it is not prevalent in western countries so Walter being Walter complains about why they wear red dot between their brows and Jeff being the master kicks in the humor by making these 4 statements or punch lines:- 1- Maybe it means you are here as in GPS and digital map show your location with red dot. 2-maybe it lights up when the coffee is ready as in it is an indicator for coffee making machine. 3-Scratch it off you freaking win something as in it is a scratch card of a lottery or something 4- look like she is video taping me all the time as in most of the video recorders show the red dot indication that the recording is on. Jeff is a master, it is funny as hell.
"You wanna hear what I do" "No!" "Okay you talked me into it." "Wait a minute-" "Be careful some of these may sound pornographic: ...Get off! I can't see the weather channel!"
"So is coffee good for the sex life or not?" "I don't know but they're never gonna let us back into that Starbucks again." More hilarious because I watched this video in a Starbucks. 🤣🤣🤣
I love your shows. You leave me in tears every time I watch your show. I have one question. Will you ever bring out Walter's wife to get her side of Walter's remarks?
Jeff has a clear outlook on life through the puppets. They all make me laugh and smile. Especially the one we all know: Walter, has outlook on marriage is just about on point. Lol, lol, lmao. "red dot ... ." lol, 😹, lmao. Then the argue, but you can't hear what they, but apparently Walter wins. Lol
you are soo hilarious!! you should put something in there, that has to do with "Hearing Aids or False Teeth" lol like.. "Look at her laughing, must have sum pretty good grip'age' with them choppers".. lol
“How do you keep the bedroom fresh” “Febreeeze” 😂😂😂😂😂 “My doctor said it’s bad for my health” “Drinking to much coffee” “No seeing my wife naked” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Walter reminds me so much of the two grumpy old men in the balcony of the muppet show. I honestly think that is where Jeff came up with part of his character
Just scrolling thr9ugh comments of these vids to find some9ne mention how great of an actor Jeff is in that his reactions much of the time look legit as though he's talking t9 an actual person
Walter cracks me up Walter “for play at our age, It’s comes to hey wake up” Walter “get of me, I can’t see the weather channel” 😂 I swear I can imagine if this is happening in some homes 😂😂
"You are here.” " Maybe it lights up when the coffee’s ready”. “Scratch it off, you frickin win something.” * Brief argument* “How about this, it looks like she’s video taping me all the time!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I hear ya. That's the really great thing about this. If ur really enjoying it. U can get lost in the performance. That's when u know it's really working. When even for those small minutes of time u believe
I love how Jeff pretends like He's really sorry for what Walter is saying and he's not responsible for it
Hehe me too!😁😂
It's the best thing about being a ventriloquist. You can say the most outrageous things about someone and channel it through the puppet!
I hate Jeff Dunham and all of his weirdo puppets
This is what happens when a kid with imaginary friends never grows up, and has a psychological disorder. I think that his parents probably never loved him. His father nor hugged him, not once. They probably just handcuffed him to a radiator, next to a sewing machine, and only ever gave him chunks of different colored foM to play with.
If I saw someone just sitting at a bar with a bunch of puppets and he was making the metal to people, I would beat him within N inch of his life.
I love the way he gets out of controversial things by silently arguing with his puppets. 🤣🤣🤣
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😊
"Was it good for you?"
"Uh, I can't remember."
"We just finished!"
"Eew, who are you!?"
HAHAHAHA
Foreplay at our age? yeah it comes down to "hey, wake up" lmfao
Read your comment As soon as he said that!!!
@@sommerbrennan4071 ?
@@Creed1287 I was reading your comment right when he said your comment in the video, 😛
Walter’s wife: screw you..!
Walter: bite me..
XD I’m dead 😂
I went to india i thought i was in a local video all the women had a red dot ? I figured they were on record ha ha ha
Who would just love to see Walters wife as a puppet? Lol
Brandy Getz me
HECK YEAH
Me
I've been hoping for years. Lol
Dead. Ass.
"Welcome to Walmart, Get your shit and get out...Have a nice day" 😂😂😂😂
Pissoffyoudontknowmeyourfuckingwallmartstoreneedstoobeeshutdown
Imhereoktextme
Pleaseletthemkonwstay we iththmeformyjobmyfa m ily
If only one could get away with doing that irl XD
Jeff: Walter, at your age, how do you keep things fresh in the bedroom?
Walter: Febreze!
Another good one would have been" air it out"
Grayson Reichert in
Grayson Reichert lol
Grayson Reichert '
Grayson Reichert 💪cat
"Get off." LMFAO
"I CANT SEE THE WEATHER CHANEL, GET THE HELL OFF" 😂😂😂
Sweet Daddy Dee: Now that's funny. Oh, wait. No it's not.
Actually I think Sweet Daddy Dee said, "Yes ladies. I wrote that joke" or something like that.
"Was it good for you? Ugh, I can't remember." " We just finished. Eh who are you?"
It's come down to: hey. Wake up
Not often I have a laugh at Armerican humor but this guy is brilliant.
+Brown Andrew Seen Jeff live, incredibly talented, and side splitting humour. Worth every penny. If anybody has a chance to see him, go!!!
Walter is so damned funny, I love what he says.
Definitely!
4:39 4:40
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I am an Indian nd that red dot joke 😂 was good i also laughed alot u have to come sometime to India to perform with walter nd achemed i love those 👏👏👌👌
"Maybe it lights up when the coffee's ready. Scratch it off and you freakin' win somethin" 😂😂
How about this? "Hey, looks like she's video taping me all the time!"
Daughter Speaking: Hmm....Maybe it lights up to tell you the camera's still on..
I lost it at, "Scratch it off you freakin' win something."
"When she yells screw you and I say bit me" 😂😂
FluffyBlueKitten 1302 I cringed from hearing that
card shooting gamer 😂😂😂
I couldn't breathe because I was laughing too hard because of that. XD
Jeff - You were quite the ladies man
Walter - I used to chase girls everywhere 'till i got to Scotland and boy was i suprised!!
That one cracks me up everytime😂😂😂
CynHD I believe he said "skirts" rather than girls
Lol he was tricked by a kilt, they don't take it to kindly, when someone calls it a skirt. I don't blame them either, people are too quick to make fun or judge & I hate that! These days make me sad, so many bullshit laws, everyone is so sensitive over being called a name or whatever. I recently read, that those who get bullied at school or over the internet claim they have PTSD over it, & they're full of shit!
@@JerryAsbury1985 . Times here is different now, now if you have a funny shirt they call the cops
@@TheeJohnnyBravo let them call the cops on me, I have funny shirts but they're not towards anyone.
This is exactly how imagined the Jeff Dunham comment section would be
Jeff: how do you keep things fresh in the bedroom?
Walter: FEBREEZE!!!!
"My wife and I heard that coffee is good for your sex life"
"Is it"
"No it kept me awake THROUGH THE WHOLE DAMN THING"
😂😂
I actually had to participate
Doctor says it’s bad for my heart, too.
All that caffeine?
No seeing my wife naked.
XXLSSBBW That’s awful
I feel being a ventriloquist is Jeff's way of letting out the douche in him. 😂
Hana Omer that would be me xD
Multiple personalities
terrific outlet I say
That's the whole point of being a ventriloquist, for the puppets to verbally say what the puppet master thinks
That’s the point of ventriloquism
I thought marriage was like a slurpee. It's good at first then it goes to your head and you're like "OW OW OWWW OWWWWW OWWWWW SOMEBODY KILL ME PLEAAAAASE!!!"
The pain eventually goes away
Yeah until ur stupid enough to take another frickin sip!
Kernel Sanders CAN I GET A HELL YEAH TO THAT ONE!!!
HELL YEEEAAAAH
@@ChevCamaro hahah
@@stonecoldfan3167 haha loooove Walter and peanut
"how do you keep things fresh in the bedroom?" "febreeze" 😂😂😂 omg!
Riam Mey you spelled it wrong
It is Febereze , it is Mandella effect "Google it,I'm serious"
Riam Mey you want to come by bethel Park on you and I will have me a call Charles is
Febreze....epic!
I love how a lot of these jokes were from Peanut but later kinda got updated and put in for Walter. Like the car joke about being married, and only being able to bark at the end of a chain to a single woman etc and they still make me laugh!
I don't care if it is an older post, it is still great seeing it again and again when it pops up! Love it again and again!
All Jeff needs is Walter and Peanut. But with all his personalities inside him, that had to come out in other puppets. But if Jeff only had Walter, I could listen to him all day. That said, the comments about him doing Walters wife.... Oh man, that would be totally awesome.
I am from India and the end was funny as hell...
Exactly..lol
Mạnh Nguyễn Văn Well women in India wear "Bindi" in between their eye brows of various colors but mostly red and it is not prevalent in western countries so Walter being Walter complains about why they wear red dot between their brows and Jeff being the master kicks in the humor by making these 4 statements or punch lines:-
1- Maybe it means you are here as in GPS and digital map show your location with red dot.
2-maybe it lights up when the coffee is ready as in it is an indicator for coffee making machine.
3-Scratch it off you freaking win something as in it is a scratch card of a lottery or something
4- look like she is video taping me all the time as in most of the video recorders show the red dot indication that the recording is on.
Jeff is a master, it is funny as hell.
The red dot has been used on physical maps for ages too, like on those billboard style tourist maps.
im not from india but i found it kind of harsh
+Dave Gasto common, he is a comedian...
4:00 ha ha ha!! Scratch it off and you win some. That is funny
+Alejandra Limon yep
How about this hey looks like she's video taping me all the time 😂😂😂
hahahahaha!! Oh that's funny too!!
C.A.L 1025
SuperSoldier26 its so funny. Maybe itnlights up when the coffee is ready
"How do you keeps things *fresh* in the bedroom*"
"*F E B R E Z*" 😂
2:14
2:06 THE FREAKIN HEAD BOUNCE IS HILARIOUS
she screams screw you an I yell bite me hahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
C.A.L 1025 I'm using that
Walter: "scratch it off you fricking win something"
Cracked me up so much
Jeff: Walter, how do you keep things fresh in the bedroom?
Walter: Febreeze!
Scratch it off and you frickin win something
LMAO
was it good for?
I can't remember!
we just finished it!
WHO ARE YOU?
LOL!
How do you keep it fresh in the bedroom?
Febreeze 😂😂😂😂
+LusciousLeah i keep my room fresh by not having sex lol that keeps it smellin fresh dont ya think... doesnt mean its fun lol
LusciousLeah iik
LusciousLeah do u have sex or u never had it
Its febreze
LusciousLeah
I wanna see walter's wife lol
SAME!!
It would be interesting if she's a bombshell but he just can't stand her.
+TimorousSpecter I don't think she would be a bombshell I think she would literally be a BOMB from Walters description
Gao Zong Lo make a Walter's wife puppet
TimorousSpecter now THAT would definitely be a plot twist! lol
The funniest guy on earth
hardly.
Don't know about that there buddy...
+FUCK YOU wow dude angry much?
"You know what oral sex for us is?"
"No."
"She screams "Screw you" and i yell "Bite me!"
I died!
"You wanna hear what I do"
"No!"
"Okay you talked me into it."
"Wait a minute-"
"Be careful some of these may sound pornographic:
...Get off! I can't see the weather channel!"
walter is one of my favorite characters
+Daniel Wallace he is in my top 10 list
Walter: Get the hell off.
(I watched the disc so I know)
get the hell off!
Delta 38 zeeee
It kept me awake through the whole damn thing 🤣....
I told my boyfriend this will be us arguing when we get older 😂😂😂
Walter: They say coffee’s good for your sex life
Jeff: is it?
Walter: no it kept me awake for the WHOLE DAMN THING!
LMAO
"So is coffee good for the sex life or not?"
"I don't know...but I don't think they're gonna let us in that Starbucks again!"
The part when Walter was talking about an Indian girl with the red dot making jokes about it was HILARIOUS 🤣🤣😂😂
"Is it good for you?"
"I don't remember."
Jfc im in tears XD
She screams "screw you!" and I yell "bite me!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Was it good for you?"
"I can't remember"
"We just finished"
"Ehh who are you?" 😂😂😂
"She yells screw you, and I say bite me!" Lmao
Jeff:Walter your age how do you keep things fresh in the bedroom?
Walter:febreze!
Me:hey same man!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My favorite lines are “I knew people who had sex in their eighties. Their eighties? Yea. Good God!” And “how do you keep things fresh? Fabreeze?”
"Was it good for you?"
*"*gasp*, I cant remember!"*
Lmao
Oh my gosh Walter and his wife sound like my mother and father!! haha!!
you are here ! maybe it lights up when the coffee is ready! - LMFAO
Yeah scratch it off you fucking win something
Jeff Dunham this is so hilarious!!! I couldn't stop laughing at the whole video! 😂😂😂
"So is coffee good for the sex life or not?"
"I don't know but they're never gonna let us back into that Starbucks again."
More hilarious because I watched this video in a Starbucks. 🤣🤣🤣
I love your shows. You leave me in tears every time I watch your show. I have one question. Will you ever bring out Walter's wife to get her side of Walter's remarks?
jeff: do you like being here in D.C.?
walter: oh yes I do. I get screwed on my taxes everyday so it's fun to come visit the source!
Every year*?
J: So what did you do today?
W: I went to the IRS building and just flipped them off!
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Jeff Dunham is fucking hilarious!
Walter has the marriage correct😂👍👍🇺🇸
" till I got to Scotland and boy I was surprised " XD
No matter how many times I watch it I always laugh my heart out
I love it went Walter says she yells screw you and I yell bite me
I sometimes forget that they are just puppets
Elias Johannesen same lmao
@@risskit4037 I keep thinking there real
Same here
He developed their personalities so well!
That’s the sign of a true ventriloquist
Jeff has a clear outlook on life through the puppets. They all make me laugh and smile. Especially the one we all know: Walter, has outlook on marriage is just about on point. Lol, lol, lmao. "red dot ... ." lol, 😹, lmao. Then the argue, but you can't hear what they, but apparently Walter wins. Lol
man I wish I had that type of talent
Corey Helmling what sex?
One day, Jeff should introduce Walter's wife as a puppet
"Was it good for you?"
"Uh I can't remember.."
"We just finished "
"Uh who are you?"
XDXDXD that's all of us in over 60 years xd
you are soo hilarious!!
you should put something in there, that has to do with "Hearing Aids or False Teeth" lol
like.. "Look at her laughing, must have sum pretty good grip'age' with them choppers".. lol
Absolutely hilarious! Jeff Dunham is # 1
“How do you keep the bedroom fresh”
“Febreeeze”
😂😂😂😂😂
“My doctor said it’s bad for my health”
“Drinking to much coffee”
“No seeing my wife naked”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Walter reminds me so much of the two grumpy old men in the balcony of the muppet show. I honestly think that is where Jeff came up with part of his character
Statler and Waldorf
There’s always a red dot in the middle of their head. IM DYING 😂😂
At first I liked Peanut but I think Walter is my favorite one now :D
Walter is Jeff's voice to the world. Walter is my all time favorite. Achmed is not even a close second.
Minleyx1 my favorites are Walter and Achmed
Minleyx1 My favorites:
#1 Peanut
#2 Achmed
#3 Walter
#4 Jose
#5 Bubba J
#6 AJ
#7 Jeff
#8 Superhero D (idk his name)
Minleyx1 I like Walter and Achmed best 😀
Peanut is better
2:04 'She screams 'Screw you!' & I yell 'BITE ME!!' XD
The best part is how he pretends to be offended at his own jokes.
I love Jeff, really!!
JEFF-FA-FA DUN-HAM YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
Just scrolling thr9ugh comments of these vids to find some9ne mention how great of an actor Jeff is in that his reactions much of the time look legit as though he's talking t9 an actual person
3:55 to 4:02 them arguing is funny 😂😂😂😂
Jeff dunnnhamm cracks me up soo bad!
i freeking piss myself hahahaha love it
I'm from India and I totally love this
Walter: wanna hear what i say?
Jeff: no....
Walter: get off
Crowd: LAUGHS REAL HARD
Jeff Dunham, you are the best in the world!!!!
Yes, make a Walther's wife dummy!!!
No!
she would be too heavy for Jeff to lift.
I appreciated that this person made me a better person.
"scratch it off you win something","you are here"😂😂😂🤣
Jeff is the only ventriloquist who legit makes me believe theirs two people up on stage
chris chandler YES!!! ESPECIALLY AS A KID
I luv Walter so much I manage to think,” how the hell can he keep a straight face?” Then I think,” oh yeah, right!”
Maybe it lights up when the coffee ready
Walter cracks me up
Walter “for play at our age,
It’s comes to hey wake up”
Walter “get of me, I can’t see the weather channel”
😂 I swear I can imagine if this is happening in some homes 😂😂
Many people have a dot in the middle of their forehead...what the hell is that? "You are here!"
Maybe it lights up when the coffee's ready?
Walter: "You know what oral sex for us is?" Jeff: "no" Walter: " its come down to her saying (screw you!) and me saying (BITE ME)"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The funniest one yet
She yells screw you and I yell bite me.
XD
"You are here.”
" Maybe it lights up when the coffee’s ready”.
“Scratch it off, you frickin win something.”
* Brief argument*
“How about this, it looks like she’s video taping me all the time!”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When he said when he got to Scotland it might be true cause I am Scottish and this is making me laugh so much!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
For a moment I thought Walter was real
I hear ya. That's the really great thing about this. If ur really enjoying it. U can get lost in the performance. That's when u know it's really working. When even for those small minutes of time u believe
Aaron Hembree
Fun Fact: Jeff made all of his puppets. That's just how good he is.
***** He's not real. The 'married' thing is more of like a skit thing. Idk, but hes fake.
***** You do realize walter is fake.
***** Because Jeff is a ventriloquist. He is controlled by Jeff. Stop trying to troll.
Walter is my favorite because either you know a guy like him or your gonna act like Walter at that old age LOL 😀 👍💙 🇺🇸
Walter reminds me of "Al Bundy" from "Married with children"
Jack Rea more like Archie Bunker
He reminds me of Frank Barone
Frank barone maybe. Personally, I get a Red vibe from walter. Just need him to call someone a dumbass and he'd be Red.
Love this guy Walter. Such a great show. I am looking at Walter like he is alive.
How bout this HEY IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S VIDEO TAPING ME ALL THE TIME !?!?!?
Maybe it lights up when the coffee is ready 😂😂😂
3:40
if i could like this 1,000,000 times i would
Fries McHugh you technically can. Just make new accounts