Satyr, from Satyricon - On "Påskefjellet" TV-program, Personal interview, competition ++, 2018, 3:3

This is an episode of the TV-program "Påskefjellet" ("In the Mountains during Easter", loosely translated), which was aired on Norwegian national TV in the Easter week in 2018.
Satyr (Sigurd Wongraven) is invited to join host Guri Solberg for friendly talk, competition and recreational skiing, in a mountain area, where many Norwegians spend their Easter holiday.
The episode features a more personal and in-depth interview with Satyr, in a relaxed atmosphere in a mountain cabin, plus Satyr is competing against an Olympic champion (who is also his friend) in several exercises.
We learn about Satyr's home life, his aiming for perfectionism both in music and his other ventures, and the fact that he has been working out/training together with some of Norway's top athletes.
In between there are some shorter segments with other people and themes.
The whole program is in Norwegian, and there are no subtitles. My Swedish and Danish friends should understand most of the dialogue ;)
I have divided the program into 3 parts.

[@stinkfloyd1]

Translation:
Blonde: Soooo, did Emo Phillip's influence you hai?
Satyr: I try to find a advantage shooting a bibi gun, so hair is out of the way.
Blonde: Is it odd for you to sit here here at a dinner table with glasses & no drinks? Plastic fruit? No plates or cutlery?
Satyr: I don't mind since I intend to smack the two mosquito bites on your chest called breast.
Blonde: is this fire cozy?
Saytr: I need a pentagram, but there'll be more wood on fire in my trousers.

[@Tristaneus]

A good human soul out there who make the subs?

[@Omertahun]

clearly you had the wrong impression of Norwegians

[@Tristaneus]

@@Omertahun lol

[@raymundog.p4388]

OLD SCHOOL BLACK METAL!!!
1994-1995 !!!🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

[@dougodyssey50]

Guy lives comfortably these days.

[@DarknessBrothersPT]

I want and I need to learn Norsk 🇳🇴

[@magalipearl7]

me too

[@grautz]

For et påskehår

[@Dystisis]

She likes him a lot.

[@pilsking1976]

A short video about Satyricon's collaboration with the Munch Museum in Oslo, Norway, in 2022: th-cam.com/video/iXapvhWbjmc/w-d-xo.html

[@joana8697]

Amigos, no entiendo nada, necesito esos buenos subtítulos en Inglés 😬
Mi atención pasó de ellos a la cabaña, la escalera, el florero, las velas... 😂😅

[@RR-vs2dk]

CHINGON!!! SE PARECE AL RAYTIR JAJAJAJAJAJA

[@dudididd2630]

Je adore ce mec mais il a une coupe de cheveux de boys bande Nick Carter

[@AnnihilationOfGod]

Co oni pierdolą? Poproszę polskie napisy

[@pilsking1976]

Call the Polish embassy... ;)

[@AnnihilationOfGod]

I don't understand Norwegic.

[@Omertahun]

the natural flow to the Norwegian language...just doesnt exist.