13 years ago, most people were NOT fat. Today 68% of Americans, men, women, children are now FAT/OBESE. So the odds are you will go home with someone fat.
I LOVE RODNEY CARRINGTON!! What a talent. A true stand up comic!! Most stand up comics just aren't funny these days. He's truly funny. The real kind of humor. Great stuff.
There once was a young man from Brighton who said to his girl - You're a tight-n. She said pardon my soul you're in the wrong hole there's plenty of room in the right-n.
I dated this girl once, she was a hugger and a chalker. Had to hold a piece of chalk in each hand and when I hugged her I marked her with the chalk. So when I went around to the backside I could figure out which part of her I hadn't hugged yet.
Oh Rodney, Humor like yours has left this planet. Then again I don't live in a high population density place. It's... like 2-3 hours to the uncultured culture centers. Where I come from, you had better not go there without protection, Yep condoms and a gun. Goin in happy, laughin'. Damn this guy is good. How many body guards did he need to get in and out of here? SHit. I almost peed myself. then the show is over and all you could hear as the crowd left was the distinct sound of everyone cocking their weapons. Don't leave a club without protection where you do not belong. Daggummit you'd thought it was a weekend in Baltimore of Chicago. Gotta run, crap out of clips. Honey hold my hand and keep you head down. No not that, not now, if we make it outa here then you can perform.
Hey now, they need some loving too. Just don't fall asleep cuz you'll probably have to chew your arm off when you get up if you're lucky enough to wake up before her! LMFAO!
The intro isn't really that big of a deal. The biggest gripe I have about it is I have to turn the volume way down so it doesn't blow up my headset then turn the volume back up for the part I actually wanted to see.
The intro doesn't bother me. What bothers me is watching the part 1 2 3 etc on my iPod and it cutting off the number when I search. I have no idea which part I'm clicking on lol youtube's fault not yours. "keep on trolling"
Always have and I always will love fat girls. I am in the Philippines with the finest most beautiful girls in the world and I have me a big beautiful fat girl. He he he he
@i1wingedangel sure is. I like the song a lot it's freaking fun to scare the shit out of ppl or anoy them to death or even better, iritate them. I love to do that.
Hey now, they need some loving too. Just don't fall asleep cuz you'll probably have to chew your arm off when you get up if you're lucky enough to wake up before her!
I love this man, He makes me laugh so hard
South America shoud preserve this man. Hes a gem 💎
Warm in winter shade in the summer
William Reece and if she’s tattooed....Moving pictures all year long
Winter weight for the truck where I come from.
@@briancatt3648 Hahhahahah!
@@briancatt3648 and if time's get hard you can render her for lard
"She whipped that comforter back and said "get after it!" I fucked the shit out of that comforter" Lmao!!!!
Where have I been I'd never heard of him before he's fn hilarious!!
😆😆😆
🤣
Glad your here 😉. Rodney is the goat
I’ve heard of him but don’t remember listening, that was hilarious. Throwed the comforter n he jumped on it ! 😂
@@eazyridin7283 You aint seen nothin yet, he's got some real gold
Hes got a hell of a singin voice
He’s funny and he can sing
Yeah that's kind of his act.
That is classic!!! i love this bloke can watch him over and over
8 years ago
13 years ago, most people were NOT fat. Today 68% of Americans, men, women, children are now FAT/OBESE. So the odds are you will go home with someone fat.
Absolutely hilarious. Thanks for the humor.
I LOVE RODNEY CARRINGTON!! What a talent. A true stand up comic!! Most stand up comics just aren't funny these days. He's truly funny. The real kind of humor. Great stuff.
12 years ago
LOL "...whipped back that comforter and said 'Get after it!' I F*&ked the sh!t out of that comforter..."
Excellent soul food when you've had it with the PC world!
I did it once a bunch of times too :) after alot of Jose they were really pretty :)
Just think how much more to love
Love Rodney!!💋
He can sing now...got a great voice
remember they appreciate it more cause they don't get it as often.
That ain't true there are a ton of chubby chasers 😅
Bull shit. They hard to come by now days. 😂
Ummmm....wrong
More Cushion For The Pushin 👍
@@kevincoomer2817 your last name is hilarious
Rodney Carrington = still my god!
Ive heard this thing so many times, it never gets old. So fucking hilarious.
Man, I've got to show my friend this.
After "Show Them to Me" he decided he likes this guy.
About the only instance I've seen of him liking country.
A friend of my met him just recently!
LOVE IT!!!!!
Glad that was so short. Hard th breathe laughing so hard
This guys the best comedian ever
There once was a young man from Brighton
who said to his girl - You're a tight-n.
She said pardon my soul
you're in the wrong hole
there's plenty of room in the right-n.
This made me chuckle and made my day
Now that was funny. I don't care who you are. That was funny.
OMG hes got a red solo cup now thats a good man right there!!!
We all need moor of this
I dated this girl once, she was a hugger and a chalker. Had to hold a piece of chalk in each hand and when I hugged her I marked her with the chalk. So when I went around to the backside I could figure out which part of her I hadn't hugged yet.
I've heard about huggin and chalkin all my life, I'm 66 lol
😂😂😂😂😂
Yuh
Rodney you need to record the song i just heard on you tube,thsnk god im a public hair.
OOH YEAH MY PARENTS AND KANE AND MY WIFEY KEKE OUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS REMEMBER HIM
favorite comedian
He is sooooo damn funny😍
RED SOLO CUP!
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Now I know why he never showed me this video. I just happened to run into this. I'm the skinny one 🤪 🤣🤣🤣
0:21-0:24 he sounds like Jeff Foxworthy!!
How did I get here.
The song is fuckin hillarious
why he doesn't have a stand-up DVD released is beyond my comprehension....
Good singer
Actually someone who's really funny for a change.
Omg!!! Sooo.. funny
love him.
I am a plus size woman (fat) & i laughed like hell at this!!
Yep got the tee shirt 👍
i burped once and i think i pooted twice
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
Lol ahh memories of the strip clubs, booze cans and my brothers brothers.😂😂😂
"I went home with a fat girl a bunch of times." HAHAHA
YOU FILL ME UP!
Just wish it didn't cost an arm and leg to see him in concert. It's ridiculous!!
his facial expressions are great xD
this dudes fuckn funny
😂🤣🤣😂😂👏👏👏👏. We all can use a good laugh these days
He's a cheeky one
Oh Rodney, Humor like yours has left this planet.
Then again I don't live in a high population density place. It's... like 2-3 hours to the uncultured culture centers. Where I come from, you had better not go there without protection, Yep condoms and a gun. Goin in happy, laughin'. Damn this guy is good. How many body guards did he need to get in and out of here? SHit. I almost peed myself. then the show is over and all you could hear as the crowd left was the distinct sound of everyone cocking their weapons. Don't leave a club without protection where you do not belong. Daggummit you'd thought it was a weekend in Baltimore of Chicago. Gotta run, crap out of clips. Honey hold my hand and keep you head down. No not that, not now, if we make it outa here then you can perform.
hey RED SOLO CUP go get em rodney
hes a fkin performer... hes vr cool. and funny. no shit
this dude is hilarious
Tooooo darn funny!
Hey now, they need some loving too. Just don't fall asleep cuz you'll probably have to chew your arm off when you get up if you're lucky enough to wake up before her! LMFAO!
hahahaha YES!
RED SOLO CUP!!!
Drink some wine and beer and wine and dine
``you got to many choices down here sally``
ta fucking da😏
Your asom
good song wats up with the england this goin on thou
clean fun'
A strong Garth vibe.
The intro isn't really that big of a deal. The biggest gripe I have about it is I have to turn the volume way down so it doesn't blow up my headset then turn the volume back up for the part I actually wanted to see.
The intro doesn't bother me. What bothers me is watching the part 1 2 3 etc on my iPod and it cutting off the number when I search. I have no idea which part I'm clicking on lol youtube's fault not yours. "keep on trolling"
oh really? . . . .. Well cheers for a good sense of humor an being able to take a joke
i like how his right eyebrow always is higher than the left :P
terrable intro:)
@VladTepes2002 I see u been watching "Summer Catch"..
SHe was patting me on the back like she was trying to burp a baby. I burped once and tooted twice.
Too damn funny!!!!
DONT EVER GO WITH A WHALE PROMISE ME DON TLOL
hahahaha that was fuc*** funny hahaha
classic
If you can get past the goofy side, he is hot.
Really hott
hehe too many choices!
Oh dear.
aint no shame in my game, but theresure is a lot of recoil.
RED SOLO CUP I FILL YOU UP
Man, that's funny
Not what I had expected.
Hell yeah! I love me some fat girls! Lmao
I feel like the scene at 25 seconds was planned 😂
Red solo cup
Theres to many choices down here Sally. LMFAO
LMAO!!!! (and being a former fat chic...I'm allowed)
you’re allowed to laugh at anything, ... as long as you’re not making fun of anybody :)
Always have and I always will love fat girls. I am in the Philippines with the finest most beautiful girls in the world and I have me a big beautiful fat girl. He he he he
@EightBall099 damn it!! you said it for i could!! lol
Cooter Carrington.
This fellers funny
So...., is he in prison for all of his Politically Incorrect jokes, yet?
Direbear Coat no it’s called freedom of speech
This was before the snowflakes were Offended by everything
watching it with the beta subtitles is soo much funnier they get a shit load wrong lmao
my moms a 43 year old nurse :'(
@i1wingedangel
sure is. I like the song a lot
it's freaking fun to scare the shit out of ppl or anoy them to death or even better, iritate them. I love to do that.
More cushin' for the pushin'
Hey now, they need some loving too. Just don't fall asleep cuz you'll probably have to chew your arm off when you get up if you're lucky enough to wake up before her!
lol 'you got so many choices down here'
'if you can give me a minute i can find one i like'