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  • @thenoelmiller
    @thenoelmiller  2 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Get the exclusive NordVPN deal here: nordvpn.com/noelmiller It’s risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee!

    • @Flyn4thewin
      @Flyn4thewin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hope ya get lots of subscriptions... cuz that payout will be what yer living off of until you get your next job at cheesecake factory. Or, well, until you move to Romania to invest in other online businesses with yer Boi sir tate. Get fucking lost. Your ability to still put out content and attempt to profit shows ya got no shame buddy.

    • @ROLLCLONES
      @ROLLCLONES 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Noel I’m 6,5 at 180 and my gf said I was scrawny, and her power lifter friend could crush me now I’m 290 but still feel small how do I let go of her comment

    • @AntonioAnAngel
      @AntonioAnAngel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      fuck yo nord Noel, also fucking banger video as always

    • @mindyidk
      @mindyidk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      !!!!

    • @aliciaross1362
      @aliciaross1362 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ROLLCLONES damn you’re 290 that’s old as shit, how you live that long.

  • @Mr.Badoogle
    @Mr.Badoogle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4347

    Nah addressing someone as " Mr. Mixed race" is crazy lol

    • @Me-vn3gz
      @Me-vn3gz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +641

      they missed an opportunity to call him sir mixed a lot

    • @Gigi_Ouija
      @Gigi_Ouija 2 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      I had a teacher call me a "stripey" kid instead of mixed

    • @sc000f
      @sc000f 2 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      aye man ill take mr mixed race over "half breed" any day 😭😭

    • @fannin8583
      @fannin8583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      @@Gigi_Ouija oh hell no. That’s gotta be a slur.

    • @justrusty8399
      @justrusty8399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@Gigi_Ouija A teacher?????????

  • @GoldenBot-kt7nb
    @GoldenBot-kt7nb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4998

    I love how the bumble one was so bad Noel started to give actual advice only to realize what video he’s making and immediately doubles back lol.

    • @Jazz-dh2ds
      @Jazz-dh2ds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Timestamp for the Bumble one?
      Edit: nvm, 12:10

    • @lucyservo6574
      @lucyservo6574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      It was hard to listen to, so so bad 😭 sends money for no reason then gets hurt when she asks for more 🤡

    • @ac3clawx501
      @ac3clawx501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lucyservo6574 so he‘s a clown for being generous and naive?

    • @bakedstreetyt
      @bakedstreetyt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yes hes a clown

    • @anna__345
      @anna__345 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ac3clawx501yes

  • @47jakobi
    @47jakobi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3730

    "I don't want to ruin what we have" is brutal. we all know how it feels to be in that delusion, but to hear it like that is crazy lmao

    • @pb542
      @pb542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      Also keep it mind that we heard his point of view, so it’s how HE sees the situation… and since he’s delusional, the situation could be even worse irl, perhaps he really does not know if it’s a real girl and stuff

    • @Ghostface2point0
      @Ghostface2point0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Literally all we know about the person (we don't even really know if it's a woman frfr) is that they're poor and can't afford nice things and he thinks he might have a chance at something😭

    • @rojeff4547
      @rojeff4547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the only thing he has is bad spending habits

    • @karin1636
      @karin1636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Who is we

    • @47jakobi
      @47jakobi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@karin1636 if that's how you wanna play this go ahead lmao

  • @cor8579
    @cor8579 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4043

    "I'm doing fraud, all day everyday." That's the kind of principle I want to get behind.

    • @snegluf
      @snegluf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Cant stop the grind

    • @xavierpaige5937
      @xavierpaige5937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      my new life motto

    • @viber3328
      @viber3328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Imma get that tatted on me someday

    • @rantly9090
      @rantly9090 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Sam and Colby 🅥 shut up

    • @rantly9090
      @rantly9090 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @our hero no one loves you

  • @Garlicbredqueen
    @Garlicbredqueen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2025

    I’m in my master’s program to become a licensed therapist & I have my very first client tomorrow!
    But now I’m starting to rethink the whole thing because I coulda just been following the $5 therapy model & telling people what I really want to say instead of learning theories and shit
    update: I’m at an internship site where clients can pay on a sliding-scale, so I’m literally giving some people $5 therapy.

    • @kellyk12
      @kellyk12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Good luck with your client!!!

    • @ale.c2602
      @ale.c2602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      fellow psych student here. i think to be an efficient therapist u gotta be able to do both. especially with kids. yes, you have to be neutral and “scientific” in how you view someone’s situation as a mental health professional. but at the same time it’s important to build a relationship with your patients and be able to put things for them in ways that they can understand. Be a professional first of course, but also stay human. im sure if you want to help people and you’ve worked your ass of to this point, you’re gonna do great. good luck

    • @abenachristie4286
      @abenachristie4286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      good luck

    • @M80-y8v
      @M80-y8v 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tell us how it goes! :)

    • @Garlicbredqueen
      @Garlicbredqueen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@M80-y8v thanks everyone!!! It went really well! It was hard not to just throw everything I’ve learned into one session, but when I remembered to take a step back and just focus on building the client-counselor relationship, things went very smoothly! All in all, nobody died, or got $5 therapy (it was free lmao)

  • @GrantPerdue
    @GrantPerdue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    best $5 therapy yet, keep it rollin. mormon reverse polygamy compound idea is honestly ahead of its time

    • @addison_deez
      @addison_deez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      i haven’t finished the video yet and im so confused

    • @cryadult5297
      @cryadult5297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Honestly I was impressed w that advice

    • @literallylondonn
      @literallylondonn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      time stamp?

    • @abigailash8621
      @abigailash8621 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@literallylondonn7:41

  • @ZombieSazza
    @ZombieSazza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9170

    Does Hayden not understand entertainment is different from real therapy? Does Hayden have a sense of humour? Does Hayden cry at night?

    • @trickyrichard
      @trickyrichard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +515

      Does Hayden piss his pants?

    • @hi1905
      @hi1905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@trickyrichard most likely

    • @J-wm4ss
      @J-wm4ss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      cmu broke their sense of humor lol

    • @rudedrugs
      @rudedrugs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      lol chill out dude. they just asking a question.

    • @merouanetekfi8303
      @merouanetekfi8303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Does hayden poop his diapers?

  • @Ram-zc4fi
    @Ram-zc4fi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    Noel getting Alex about self esteem issues while wearing a youth snapback is wild

  • @duhmarionn
    @duhmarionn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2074

    Noel’s videos have been hitting different this summer!

    • @maverickmills1856
      @maverickmills1856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Mixed Race Summer

    • @Flyn4thewin
      @Flyn4thewin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe it's because of his new fanboy-for-abusers vibe. Whose to say!! Summer time is for the boys... to support the boys! Even when they hold the girls hostage

    • @INVINCIBLE840
      @INVINCIBLE840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      absolutely agree. no longer hesitating in his jokes, fully leaning into his unapologetic type of humor, the editing is entertaining asf. pacing is good. i been digging it lately.

    • @nas9229
      @nas9229 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just like your dad

  • @MaddyBlu9724
    @MaddyBlu9724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4646

    Lowkey concerned that Hayden is going to be a therapist despite lacking a pretty basic level of understanding humor, social cues, etc.

    • @coldsun29
      @coldsun29 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Unless Hayden was lying. Than he's an absolute genius

    • @a.w_.
      @a.w_. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      hayden boutta be giving $5 therapist-tier advice for real prices 💀

    • @takeurtimeful
      @takeurtimeful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@kingmankingboy8743 fucking fell for this god damn link again 😂

    • @kmyres14
      @kmyres14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      He's probably just upset because he's thinking about how he could afford some food if he made $5 an hour. Once he finishes his grad program, stops working day and night for $13000 a year, and is able to buy himself a cheeseburger, he will probably regain a sense of humor

    • @ronnie7557
      @ronnie7557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ​@@takeurtimeful what video does it lead to? i aint clicking it bc im not trying to risk a virus but my curiosity is thru the roof.

  • @Reina69
    @Reina69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1365

    Tell Alex he works hard and I’m proud of him

    • @maverickmills1856
      @maverickmills1856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Thanks, dad.

    • @blondezeke6640
      @blondezeke6640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No he isn't and is pay needs to be cut lmao

    • @will8369
      @will8369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I hope he gets fired

    • @addison_deez
      @addison_deez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ppl need to stop bullying him

  • @vrianawashington2599
    @vrianawashington2599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    My licensed psychologist was only charging me $7 for a 45 min session. I still feel like Noel’s advice is priceless and definitely worth it lol

    • @vrianawashington2599
      @vrianawashington2599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      She was a great therapist btw, got me through some tough shit.

    • @coffin7904
      @coffin7904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@vrianawashington2599 that's a hell of a deal

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Why was she so cheap damn I need that

    • @ethanpatch6840
      @ethanpatch6840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      bruh she’a better off working a minimum wage job

    • @karenamyx2205
      @karenamyx2205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ethanpatch6840
      I'm assuming insurance is involved, and pays the therapist ontop of that. The 7$ has to be a co pay.. no person who got into all that student debt to become a psychologist could survive on 7$.

  • @markus-hei
    @markus-hei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    The edittor really went hard on this one. Laughed so hard.

  • @MaddyBlu9724
    @MaddyBlu9724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1178

    That guy seriously just started sending money she hadn't asked for because he "felt bad" (ie, was trying to buy her affection) and then when she started to be like "yeah okay, you giving me money is kind of cool" he had the audacity to be like "UM Im uncomfortable with this"??? Bro you were the initiator of the whole dynamic!

    • @tonygluk1
      @tonygluk1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Is he obligated to be comfortable with that?

    • @marianawumbo3289
      @marianawumbo3289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      @@tonygluk1 play stupid games win stupid prizes as they say

    • @steel5101
      @steel5101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Just because she didn't initiate or ask for it at first isn't reason enough to just leave her out of the whole equation, stop seeing everything in black and white.
      He's stupid and ig pathetic, because he thought he could buy affection, but she saw the opportunity and HAD to have known that the guy must have a thing for her because he's literally paying for her stuff.
      And she continued to recieve more and more money and allegedly also straight up asked him if he could pay for certain things.
      Now you could call this "being an opportunist" and shit like that, idc, But you gotta accept she knew the money was tainted and made a conscious decision as an adult to still recieve it.
      I hate whenever I have to do this but- try and reverse their genders, if it was a guy mooching off of a woman and making her think that he likes her, then people would be out with their pitchforks about "emotional manipulation" and call him a scum.

    • @MrKangorilla
      @MrKangorilla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@steel5101 Nah I'd think the same if the roles were reversed. Also, if you hated it so much, you wouldn't do it as often as you claim to. No one's paying you for this lol

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@tonygluk1 He’s the one who started sending her money in the first place..

  • @emma-hg6td
    @emma-hg6td 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1318

    When Noel gives better advice than my own therapist

    • @AC-gm6dr
      @AC-gm6dr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      You have a bad therapist then

    • @clorby22
      @clorby22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Get a new therapist 😭

    • @clairejagels9598
      @clairejagels9598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The issue is therapists always have to be delicate and not say stuff outright

    • @geminicattheinsomniac8408
      @geminicattheinsomniac8408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You better find you a different therapist

    • @Ghostface2point0
      @Ghostface2point0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Take the time to do some research and find a better therapist. Noel's humor is top notch and there were some legit gems of advice here but if your therapist can't even match this video, they aren't a very good therapist.

  • @sid0946
    @sid0946 2 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    It's not fraud if you're saying outright "I am literally not a therapist, this is a funny little joke thing for a TH-cam show" bc any reasonable person would understand you're not actually giving therapy

    • @chaendler
      @chaendler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      therapy gecko:

  • @cookingwithsilence
    @cookingwithsilence 2 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    Shouts out to NordVPN for putting up with your content.

  • @jolynno3720
    @jolynno3720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    MR. MIXED RACE WAS SO OUT OF POCKET
    that name and the sideways hat should be noel's DJ persona

  • @jbone877
    @jbone877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    "I think that's kinda romantic" I laughed so fucking hard hahahahaha

  • @ZombieSazza
    @ZombieSazza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    “I do another voice for my cat”
    “He’s Italian”
    I- I’m not the only crazy person out there doing voices for my cat? Well thank god

    • @djsolegit
      @djsolegit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      we are on the spectrum

    • @fourtwenty1813
      @fourtwenty1813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I do one for my dog. She's convinced that I'm a war criminal

    • @ZombieSazza
      @ZombieSazza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@fourtwenty1813 but you’re the BEST war criminal ever!

    • @whatswiththisnewhandlesthing
      @whatswiththisnewhandlesthing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A cat? Yeah nah that is kinda super weird. Dogs however are entirely appropriate ans even expected as they actually have personality.

    • @CupcakeRain
      @CupcakeRain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@whatswiththisnewhandlesthing damn😭😭

  • @xoey6420
    @xoey6420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    im also in my masters getting my therapy license, and in regards to the first submission, said person would QUICKY have their licensure revoked. sleeping with clients is actually the most common reason licensed therapists/psychologists lose their licenses lmao

  • @BenTheBot
    @BenTheBot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2866

    The only bigger L than College in 2022 is wearing a fake Rolex and thinking it’s real lmao

    • @thenoelmiller
      @thenoelmiller  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1481

      agree

    • @gagansandhu4719
      @gagansandhu4719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@thenoelmiller what is College? I go to University

    • @AmericanMotors4Life
      @AmericanMotors4Life 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      L response for a quality roast, Nool

    • @Ganksy_
      @Ganksy_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@gagansandhu4719 he doesn't think you're funny bro

    • @papabless9488
      @papabless9488 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Godddamn

  • @withl0ve_kate
    @withl0ve_kate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5350

    Also trying to be a licensed therapist and honestly I think we need shit like this and therapy gecko bc they can say things we can't with way more humor. It's a reminder to not take everything so seriously.

    • @noahleach7690
      @noahleach7690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Therapy gecko is awesome

    • @Garlicbredqueen
      @Garlicbredqueen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Same!!! I have my first client tomorrow, this really helped me with my anxiety!

    • @theyfeeltheboy
      @theyfeeltheboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      if you're telling people "don't take everything so seriously" then that license might take a while

    • @withl0ve_kate
      @withl0ve_kate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@theyfeeltheboy perspective babe and I have the degree in it ❤️

    • @jackraniere7906
      @jackraniere7906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Everyone could benefit from a blunt or two

  • @jacksonbailey6648
    @jacksonbailey6648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    Noel the typa fella to stick all his fingers in the bowling ball just to do it

  • @TobiasBarnes
    @TobiasBarnes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Noel adding idiocy to my day is exactly what I’ve needed all day

  • @samgrant4943
    @samgrant4943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    7:30 Noel slowly realizing being a therapist aint that easy sometimes

  • @stephaniefrost4910
    @stephaniefrost4910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    the US government: “did you go to war and now you feel bad?
    sorry about that.”
    when I tell you I laughed harder than I have laughed in MONTHS at that joke. I. Am. Wheezing.

  • @Evanz111
    @Evanz111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    Oh no, both Charlie and Noel encroaching on the paypig culture, they’re gonna be unstoppable

    • @SageTheChosen
      @SageTheChosen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lmao paypig culture, what a phrase.

  • @LETTUCEWRAPS
    @LETTUCEWRAPS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    This is the funniest fucking segment on the internet. Please, don’t let it end.

  • @Romanticoutlaw
    @Romanticoutlaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "I'm totally okay with that," says man who, in fact, is not actually totally okay with it

  • @zackarith
    @zackarith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    As someone that went to war and feels bad about it. I appreciate the transparency.

  • @kikiloloplpl
    @kikiloloplpl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    if a man offered to pay for my therapy after cheating on me I'd eat him alive id be LIVID

  • @Jp-ki6pz
    @Jp-ki6pz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    the one about the dead dad jokes literally made me go tell my brother like "bro this you?", its been a year and we crack jokes about my dead dad on a daily but i guess its just coping, id say personally it actually helps a lot, might be a bit of desensitizing yourself to the situation but its better than ignoring it i think, nice video Noel, shoutout to my orphan people

    • @isiselbadillo-matiaz359
      @isiselbadillo-matiaz359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lmao, i sent the email, and I agree. It does help with processing still (also been a year and a half since his passing) and I know that he would've preferred for me to be laughing instead of tearing up all the time. Hope you and your brother are doing well :)

  • @TopherTheGopher
    @TopherTheGopher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    As a “Mr.MixedRace” myself too, I absolutely lost it at the Frank Sinatra bit!!! He’s one of my mom’s and nana’s favorite traditional pop/big band/ easygoing music artist for the time. And from what I know about his life, he’d definitely would’ve made that a song…
    if it wasn’t illegal to be mixed race at the time that is. Yeah, he would’ve have been 51 to 52 years old at the time it was made legal. But by that time he was a supporter of the civil rights movement too. And not to mention his role in desegregating Las Vegas.

    • @vargasmartin7143
      @vargasmartin7143 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you the whitest mixed person or why did you comment this

  • @sophia.lovesyou
    @sophia.lovesyou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    noel is changing lives, one $5 bill at a time

  • @IGotei13I
    @IGotei13I 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    This therapist has really helped me get my life together, thank you.

  • @Ellie-yr7qy
    @Ellie-yr7qy ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks for good vibes Noel always good to see a new video especially the illegal therapy you’re killing me lol

  • @nadershammout4263
    @nadershammout4263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Noel these are so funny lmao, plz continue this series it gives me life

  • @brown_gurl
    @brown_gurl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Suicide Hotline lady was responding with "ooooh wow, yeah that's pretty bad, and a lot of "hmm, yeah, that's not good". This did more for me than the 16 minutes call, shoutout to Noel 😫👍🏼

    • @kactus1889
      @kactus1889 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They're not really therapists, they're crisis workers. If you tell them how bad you're doing, they'll either call the cops on you or just try their best to calm you down to get you off the call.

    • @kittyscreativecorner
      @kittyscreativecorner 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah I find they can be really sweet and well meaning, but not always helpful lol. Sometimes they say things like “you have so much to live for, and you have so many people who love and care about you” but it’s just kinda meaningless because you know they don’t know anything about you so they don’t even know if what they’re saying is true.

  • @M.I.N.A.
    @M.I.N.A. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    I'm screaming at Aleena going "What are you wearing". Especially because of the last TMG Episode

  • @larissacarvalho5175
    @larissacarvalho5175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    11:00 that's actually good advice. I went through the same thing and did what Noel said to do. In the end they didn't like me back but it didn't get weird because I didn't make a big deal out of it.

  • @ivorellarackley4401
    @ivorellarackley4401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The beyblade edit and Noel's rant about the girl using the men to make computer software and missiles had me rolling hahahahahq

  • @JustMe-ql9li
    @JustMe-ql9li 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Love how the one girl was like "ergh all these guys that i led on dont wanna leave me alone" not realizing she definitely did it to herself by probably abusing them mentally, cause if all your bf's end up acting that way, you definitely did some fucked up shit to em

    • @unjumpa
      @unjumpa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Preach

    • @bigdaddy69420
      @bigdaddy69420 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You can't be certain about that... However, she is the common denominator. Maybe she is just attracted to weird incels lol 😂

  • @seabugstudios
    @seabugstudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    These types of videos just feel like he’s giving a live talk in front of the crowds of people who paid him for therapy

  • @skeletonizer9529
    @skeletonizer9529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Noel laughing at his own jokes is my favorite thing

  • @lonjezokalanda4063
    @lonjezokalanda4063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    14:19 lmao Noel realised he was giving good advice and reverted back

  • @Our_Remedy
    @Our_Remedy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Noel is the type of guy to be a supervillain, tell his henchmen to do something nearly impossible, then kill them because they couldn't do it.

  • @Grantd11
    @Grantd11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    Imagine cheating and then being like it’s your fault you need therapy.

    • @kiiturii
      @kiiturii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      what? where did he say it was her fault lol. Also I think the whole therapy offer came after discussion between them and not just like "hey sorry I cheated, but I can pay for therapy tho?"

    • @Grantd11
      @Grantd11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kiiturii Actions speak louder than words.

    • @kiiturii
      @kiiturii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Grantd11 what?

    • @sethjordan4717
      @sethjordan4717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@Grantd11 man’s acting like he was there seeing it happen

    • @arie9918
      @arie9918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Grantd11 imagine being 9 months pregnant and you name your kid Grant😂💀

  • @goekciceeh9614
    @goekciceeh9614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That sound bite after Noel mentioned the drug abuse was phenomenal

  • @spectxte417
    @spectxte417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    i like this format / setup noel these videos been great

  • @quendrixmartinez8797
    @quendrixmartinez8797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    THE PACKAGING GULAG 😭😭😭I just got out of the worst day at working there and that made me feel better. And then the laughs wore off and now I feel worse 🔫🔫

  • @kasraraffi2909
    @kasraraffi2909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Noel took shrooms and his videos changed forever

  • @reaganhune9093
    @reaganhune9093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    As a person who worked at Amazon I can attest to them 3 minute breaks🤣

  • @eriksteverman
    @eriksteverman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I tell my parents “im going to therapy.”
    When really, this is my therapy.
    Thanks nole

  • @drewberriesandcream
    @drewberriesandcream 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I've been struggling a lot with my mental health recently and your videos never fail to make me laugh. Thank you.

  • @hazybubblegum
    @hazybubblegum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    when i was in highschool our drafting teacher was a crack head his super model hot wife left him, the principle saw a pic of him at a high school party doing drugs. He'd let students into his room to do coke, then one day he went into psychosis hard, so hard that he locked himself into the bathroom of his basement convinced if he left he'd be arrested. He didn't call into work and luckily its the kind of job they have to try and get you rehab first, so they helped him and he kept his job. Ive moved away from there since, but he's been a husk of his former self since apparently sobriety has not been easy for him.

  • @q2anti
    @q2anti ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Alex stays fighting for his life in the gc harder than the spartans at thermopylae😂 dignity on the line everytime noel opens his mouth

  • @softballfreak1123
    @softballfreak1123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Also in school to be a licensed therapist and I don't think that dude read his ethics textbook lol cuz the reason we can't charge for services during training is because people are there for actual therapeutic help. These are just people asking an internet stranger for some advice: I also don't think Noel is actually charging $5 for his services lmao

  • @Itsnicolelive
    @Itsnicolelive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Noel with the youth hat is like TMG with the tiny people chairs

  • @Trinity_505
    @Trinity_505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Noel coming thru with the 4D chess move strats in this one

  • @jackrussel999
    @jackrussel999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Loved this episode. The editing, the cameo by Aleena and your pup, the fact that Noel barely read past the title on like half of these 😂

  • @charissebalora9453
    @charissebalora9453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    the way Noel makes Alex feel insecure is how my older brother makes me feel insecure lmfao

  • @emmy444x
    @emmy444x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    noel’s evil maniacal laugh in this video is sending me 😭

  • @kittyscreativecorner
    @kittyscreativecorner 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Why should we be held to a higher standard than the government?” is the quintessential American dilemma

  • @garrenjustice2197
    @garrenjustice2197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Bro I work at Amazon and that bit had me dead💀. That’s also 100% at Amazon everyone is dating everyone

  • @slimeer7324
    @slimeer7324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:54 kills me. And the Sinatra songs comedy gold.

  • @Rodario10TUNISIAN
    @Rodario10TUNISIAN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I can't imagine asking out a girl that has already informed me of her being a lesbian, feels like an insult to her, like "yeah but you must like guys even a little bit hein come ooon" That's what you sound like Bi girl who has a crush on her best friend, if she's actually your best friend respect her choice of sexuality and spare yourself and her the cringe: don't tell her, that's the decent thing to do. Plenty of fish in the sea

    • @randomina465
      @randomina465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Just have dreams about her and hide it like rest of us

    • @punkrockposer4133
      @punkrockposer4133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Telling her and asking her out are diff. I think it's fine to say it even if you don't expect anything just to be totally transparent. Like if I liked a gay guy I'd probs still tell him just bc I'd feel like he was owed my honesty.

    • @Rodario10TUNISIAN
      @Rodario10TUNISIAN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@punkrockposer4133 I get what you're saying but based on the context here it doesn't sound like her intention is just to let her know, hence her speculating about whether her friend is 100% straight or not despite she stated that she is.

    • @kennycoleman2048
      @kennycoleman2048 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Being bi is a phase for the confused 👍🏻

  • @ChiefCax
    @ChiefCax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The “sorry bout that” got me breaking out laughing 💀💀💀

  • @Oujouj426
    @Oujouj426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Heartbreaker girl sounds like she literally doesn't value any other human being.

    • @dilyanahristova2321
      @dilyanahristova2321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Nah man, prolly just not into commiting

    • @LordLambertius
      @LordLambertius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@dilyanahristova2321 If that was the case she wouldn't lead those dudes on only to ghost them

    • @arjungutta7762
      @arjungutta7762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      yeah the way she talked about it was very off putting

    • @Oujouj426
      @Oujouj426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@dilyanahristova2321 Then she ought to establish the relationships as casual flings, but it sounds like the dudes were caught off guard by her utter lack of care for the relationship.

    • @msunje9862
      @msunje9862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Oujouj426 when did she say she wanted relationship to those dudes though ? She made it casual but the dudes wanted more. She never claimed to falsely make them think they are committed to each other

  • @raybows
    @raybows 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    i'll cancel my next therapy appointment i've been cured thank you

  • @samstits8982
    @samstits8982 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how funny Alex is and Noel just shits on him the whole time and takes everything he says seriously lol.

  • @emmabourgeois1469
    @emmabourgeois1469 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the government would actually never apologize, just send their thoughts and prayers

  • @alexsandifer5139
    @alexsandifer5139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Second person really wasted an opportunity to call Noel “Sir Mix-a-lot.” That wouldn’t be kind either, but it was right there man

  • @miadasilva1636
    @miadasilva1636 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I started watching you and Cody on vine and then TH-cam. Today I celebrated my 21st birthday and still love watching the both of you.
    Thank you for always making great content

  • @arijanj
    @arijanj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    i love this format of videos over the old ones

    • @NoNo-xh7ru
      @NoNo-xh7ru 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I too enjoy the format of videos

    • @justincruz5720
      @justincruz5720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@NoNo-xh7ru Bruh.

    • @giga9849
      @giga9849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@justincruz5720 bru

  • @ItsMagzZz
    @ItsMagzZz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm a doctoral student on my way to become a therapist/psychologist. Love this content lol. Couldn't be any more spot on to what I am thinking sometimes about my client's stories. THANK YOU for this content!

  • @BobbySacamano
    @BobbySacamano 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "This guy named Hayden." That's his first problem.

  • @madisonlucero8168
    @madisonlucero8168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Flipping the whole extremist mormon thing to become a fully functioning place of manufacturing is a genius idea noel!!!

  • @iloveyoni_
    @iloveyoni_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    These are so fire, love watching these when they drop. Have you considered doing Stand up Noel? Feel like you would kill it

  • @kyewatchin
    @kyewatchin ปีที่แล้ว +1

    alex admitting that he gives his cat an italian accent is hilarious

  • @ge9575
    @ge9575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    dude this needs to be a weekly thing atp

  • @desology444
    @desology444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    don’t worry alex i think you’re so cool lmaooo💀

  • @Toxic_Femininity
    @Toxic_Femininity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Noel’s thoughts on cheating: “grass is greener? Impossible 😤 nothing greener than Aleena” 💚💚💚💚

  • @Mary-je8is
    @Mary-je8is 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    cant tell if noel is sticking to the going raw and double bagging jokes for the nord vpn ad read by choice or not

  • @wormfreytag4890
    @wormfreytag4890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    his oufits have been making me want to cry lately

  • @rhiannenlmao4401
    @rhiannenlmao4401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    17:45 you were joking but i work at an amazon return center and we seriously get yelled at for talking to our coworkers mind you some ppl work a ten hour shift

  • @rebeccaemilylo
    @rebeccaemilylo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    (to the tune of mr. sandman) mister mixed race, mix me a race,

  • @XxSuicidalNinjaxX
    @XxSuicidalNinjaxX 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “I’m doing fraud all day, every day” 💀💀💀

  • @mackyshmacky5755
    @mackyshmacky5755 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    He should’ve said “Hayden here’s the thing, your an L, and I’m a Noel”

  • @rickharoldsin274
    @rickharoldsin274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I watch many videos (bc internet addiction) and most of them are average or okay but this one was out of the park so amazing and fun to watch! I hope you make more videos like this one!!

  • @mikekaszniak7311
    @mikekaszniak7311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Came for the $5 therapy
    Stayed for Ollie on Noel’s shoulder

  • @usernamesunknown2197
    @usernamesunknown2197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    13:07 the face of a man who is restraining himself from calling this poor Belgian guy a simp

  • @mazzyg6186
    @mazzyg6186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The way Aleena runs away 😂😂💕

  • @Crypt.Bogey444
    @Crypt.Bogey444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Make em make missiles” lmfao

  • @lindiwechachiua7950
    @lindiwechachiua7950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    the editing on this video is so good and funny

  • @buc-eeswater9045
    @buc-eeswater9045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    14:38 Beginning of $uicider. Love that song.

  • @nickcangaming
    @nickcangaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Have these dudes buildin fuckin circuit boards n shit” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 incredible

  • @wrinklchu
    @wrinklchu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    cody and noel do: federal prison

  • @noelisbald
    @noelisbald 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    alex is my favorite out of all of you "hes italian"