To be honest, the first time I saw them, I thought they had like a romantic relationship going on, but then I got through demo 3 and learned they were siblings. I was like... "...shit💀"
My explanations: tutorial terry: a penguin that has a magical spell on himself so that he doesnt shit hims- i mean he dont die of heat he has 1 abilitie: a missle he took from bomb man in chap 3 (dream world) before it was even released and he shoots it at u and u die bc u scared of him bc he shoot the missle behind u.(Sry i didnt say where he spawns but it dont matter) Red n blue: two painted noobs with painted swords. Red first move: he do a 360 sword no scope and hit u. Blue first move: he stub ur toe. (Thats literaly it no joke there jus like u got no bitche-) With noobador: stupid dmged kids with their uncle. Uncle first move: shoot the godass super 360 no scope super purple ball at u. Second move: he walk to u and jump on ur toe and also hit it with his hand.(Y'k what i wont say their ded anim and where they spawn. DEAL WITH IT.) supreme ant more like supreme and am i right xD: first move: he pushes his organs and summons ants out of the ice cold ground (u already get the joke there) second abilitie: he crawl up to u and bite ur head leading into u having no face. NEXT (im gonna start saying that after every boss)kinght: he isnt a boss dude NEXT spiky killbot isnt a boss NEXT sentient statue: a statue with magic. First abilitie: he jump to u and jump twice and ground pownd u twice Second abilitie: he does a moonwalk at 3000000000000 miles per hour and hits u NEXT Cruel kin- im done this is gonna be a coment section long comment if i continue aand i will return after a few minutes to make another comment with part 2! Red n blue:
4:44 the old geezer with a chilly toothpick 5:41 he fall down like Lego and turn into a spooky scary skeleton 6:29 emo scene kid with old crowbar and schizophrenia
here is what i think about them Terry: a freaking penguin Red & blue: "Kyoshiki, Murasaki." ahh duo Noobador: el primo Supreme ant: big ahh ant Banished night: "NOOOOO IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ME, NOT HIM. THATS NOT FAIR!" ahh revenge Spiky killbot: spiky stone robot Sentient statue: "CALL THE GHOSTBUSTERS!" ahh statue Cruel king: chess but reversed so king does evrything Komodo dragon: big ahh lizard Greifer: toxic kid that never drinks water
Ranking how this guy describes these The tutorial terry one is a 7.8/10,it matches The red and blue one is a 4.8/10,THEY ARE LITERALLY BROTHER AND SISTER- The noobador one is an 8.7/10,WHY DOES IT ACTUALLY FIT SO WELL THO- The supreme ant one is a 7.8/10,why did he describe this one so well tho- The banished knight one is a 7.6/10,THE "his defeated animation is he lost his existance,literally..." ACTUALLY DESCRIBES HIS DEFEATED ANIMATION SO WELL- The spikey killbot one is a 7.8/10,idk why,just 7.8/10 The sentient statue one is an 8.6/10,IDK WHY BUT IT MAKES SENSE TO GIVE IT AN 8.6- The cruel king one is a 9.8/10,THE "he pulls a knife out of his @$$" AND THE "he is 'ice is nice' king" IS SO FUN-E FOR SOME REASON- The komodo dragon one is a 6.8/10,THE "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" MAKES IT FUNNY FOR SOME APPARENT REASON- The greifer one is a 7.8/10,THE "he is basically toxic port a boi" WAS THE FUNNIEST THING YER- The bigfoot one is a 9.89/10,LITERALLY 3 QAUTERS OF HOW HE DESCRIBED BIGFOOT WERE THE FUNNIEST THINGS IN HISTORY- The second greifer one is a 7.8/10,THE "he become a monkey" AND THE "both of which he gives you covid 19 if you fail to parry" IS THE FUNNIEST WAY TO DESCRIBE GREIFER- The bubonic plant one is an 8.98/10,HOW DID I KNOW HE WAS GONNA COMPARE BUBONIC PLANT TO CHOMPER FROM PVZ- The supreme mosquito one is a 7.8/10,THE SCREAM WAS SO FRICKING FUNNY THO- Edit:the first greifer one i accidentally said "YER-",typo,i ment to say "YET-"
5:39 during that entire cutscene my character was in the middle of a blink i'm pretty sure so i quite literally just missed it started c2 & never finished c1, nice
problem is the red is not a simp and blue is not an E-girl after the new update dropped:/ it was said that they are sibling all quick note the killbot is the third boss
He most likely knows, the video is literally called explaining block tales bosses in the worst way possible and calling blue and red e-daters is literally the worst possible way to describe them which is the whole point of the video.
Part 2 of my explanations: Cruel king: a guy that is a king and has a dagger made of ice that can break at any stab. First move: he stabs u with his dagger and if u dont block or dodge it ur frozen at -100000000 degrees bc the dagger is magic. Second move: he swing the ,,cepter" with is a stick with a ball at the end of it at create a blue cloud that explodes into a billion degrees if u dont block or dodge it. Third move: summon his minions and get him to fight Fourth move: he rise his stick with ball and he heals himself and every enemy cuz thats annoying and why not lol NEXT komodo guy: first move: he bites u and gives u poison Second move: he swing his tail at u (idk what to joke here) NEXT griefer: a kid with a dusty and broken crowbar he stole from an abandoned place. First move: he do a big jump and bonk u on the head with his dust- crowbar and also touch ur waste for 1 frame (im not joking i paused at that moment once) Second move: bonk ur chest twice (or neck idk) and give u slowness if not dodged or blocked the two bonks. Nope im done mo part three coming up im done ive spend half and hour and have only gottwn through half the vid goodbye
Fun fact: if you consider the enemy wiki in the game, turkey and red and blue are not bosses since they show their level while every other boss doesn't show a level
As a person who has completed block tales, we can agree that the game is fun but it’s just that it does not make sense like a skeleton is stronger then a knight
Red, blue, noobadoor, purple, and green are actually family Edit: and supreme ant is actually female, just look the at the dialogue before fighting her
"Basically reamers from murder mystery 2 looking ahh Blue is an E-Girl while red is a simp" Red & Blue that are siblings: Are you fucking serious? Red: Im just protecting my sister! >=[
I was talking about griefer also the attack got removed to make the game easier but it will happens when he gets attack+ (this can only occur by using prayer or smt idk)
Incorrect, he actually has six, the charge up and the ultra rush are 2 different moves, and both of you guys forget the attack where he sees his tentacles into the ground entirely
Yeah the descriptions seem pretty canon. Also I'm pretty sure Supreme ant is female... Right? Isn't she the queen? Also the Cruel King was out of pocket ngl. Btw I beat sentient statue first try.
@@deltatic my ideas for thumbnail here : jason: random assasin cosplayer captaun: random coward vagabond: off brand sword master king: castle mech guy drako: random lizard
@@Slimerite i do remember that one glitch to re-fight terry with save file shenanigans, but that’s been patched. it isn’t possible for now, unless people find a new glitch.
Red and blue: brookhaven simps Noobador: brawl stars el primo ripoff Spiky bot 9000: similar to penguin but weaker ( with hard mode and other bad cards ) Terry: fat EZPHONE virus ripoff penguin Cruel king: spy from TF2 Griefer: a kid with a crowbar and schizorphobia and a Fortnite player Komodo dragon: a wild living bitch that eats your feet and toes Bubonic plant: toxic ahh piranha plant PVZ2/Garden warfare ripoff Bigfoot: John cena user spammer
Just wanted to say this, he knows, the video is literally called explaining block tales bosses in the worst way possible and calling blue and red e-daters is literally the worst possible way to describe them which is the whole point of the video.
![[Block Tales] CRUEL KING FIGHT ANIMATED](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/DHc3xKmfF40/mqdefault.jpg)
Tutorial Terry seems like the kind of guy to crash into an iceberg and then destroy said iceberg using a nuke strapped to a sandbag
Loved Learn to fly back in the day
He isn't that kind of guy, he **is** that guy.
"me I'm the omega"
Learn to Fly reference
@@Fahmed404like the omega sandbag and other omega items?
Calling Griefer just a “toxic port a boi” has unironically been the best single sentence summery of a boss in my entire life.
more like venomous portaboi
@@santa_with_a_gunmore like evil kid with crowbar and schizophrenia
@@nautiluschannel9197 he's 21
oh@@santa_with_a_gun
evil adult that makes videos of him camping with the tree goblins
7:31 fun fact: despite this move being removed from normal gameplay. If Bigfoot somehow gets an attack boost, the move will be used.
Rld entity designs give me flashbacks
@WretchedCreator same dude, same
Calling Blue an E-girl and Red a simp is crazy considering the fact they’re siblings.
FR
FACTS
Sweet Home Alabama
@@Jessica_lol564N O
@@Jessica_lol564NAHHHHHHHHHHH
But bro respect to the cruel king he was just trying to protect his people
0:40 uhh red and blue are repeated and noobador is their uncle. This was confirmed by devs.
Did they say red and blue are fatherless
Yeah
"Toxic Portaboi" Caught me off guard lmao
You even play item asylum!
IA DEV MENTIONED🔥🔥🔥♿♿
6:01 caught me off guard. Nice one man 😂
I respect block tales for adding epic sound when fighting my national pet
0:40 RED AND BLUE ARE SIBLINGS-
To be honest, the first time I saw them, I thought they had like a romantic relationship going on, but then I got through demo 3 and learned they were siblings. I was like...
"...shit💀"
It makes sense there siblings though there named BLUE AND RED LIKE WHAT DO YOU EXPECT
@@henryparker2905 Opposite of each other shipping dynamic? Before demo 3 I thought they were both coworkers in love and noobador was just their boss.
Btw they are kids....
HOW THE *pop cat noise* DO THEY KNOW HOW TO DATE WITH EACH OTHER!?!?!?!
The fact they are siblings as well😭😭😭😭
@@Leoji_ISgaming4Kdidn’t stop the “artist”
10:38 “SHE got a sword and HIS nose” 🧐
i was gonna say that
Bro kept calling the supreme mosquito a he and a she at the same time “she got a sword and his nose”
My explanations: tutorial terry: a penguin that has a magical spell on himself so that he doesnt shit hims- i mean he dont die of heat he has 1 abilitie: a missle he took from bomb man in chap 3 (dream world) before it was even released and he shoots it at u and u die bc u scared of him bc he shoot the missle behind u.(Sry i didnt say where he spawns but it dont matter)
Red n blue: two painted noobs with painted swords. Red first move: he do a 360 sword no scope and hit u.
Blue first move: he stub ur toe. (Thats literaly it no joke there jus like u got no bitche-)
With noobador: stupid dmged kids with their uncle. Uncle first move: shoot the godass super 360 no scope super purple ball at u.
Second move: he walk to u and jump on ur toe and also hit it with his hand.(Y'k what i wont say their ded anim and where they spawn. DEAL WITH IT.) supreme ant more like supreme and
am i right xD: first move: he pushes his organs and summons ants out of the ice cold ground (u already get the joke there) second abilitie: he crawl up to u and bite ur head leading into u having no face. NEXT (im gonna start saying that after every boss)kinght: he isnt a boss dude NEXT spiky killbot isnt a boss NEXT sentient statue: a statue with magic.
First abilitie: he jump to u and jump twice and ground pownd u twice
Second abilitie: he does a moonwalk at 3000000000000 miles per hour and hits u
NEXT
Cruel kin- im done this is gonna be a coment section long comment if i continue aand i will return after a few minutes to make another comment with part 2!
Red n blue:
4:44 the old geezer with a chilly toothpick
5:41 he fall down like Lego and turn into a spooky scary skeleton
6:29 emo scene kid with old crowbar and schizophrenia
7:13 crazy what if
What is a player is using "call: cruel king" fighting the bigfoot 💀
This video was so educational.
Calling griefer toxic port is the best insult I've ever heard
6:30 Nah he a kid with schizophrenia
0:39 THEY FREAKING SIBLINGS!
here is what i think about them
Terry: a freaking penguin
Red & blue: "Kyoshiki, Murasaki." ahh duo
Noobador: el primo
Supreme ant: big ahh ant
Banished night: "NOOOOO IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ME, NOT HIM. THATS NOT FAIR!" ahh revenge
Spiky killbot: spiky stone robot
Sentient statue: "CALL THE GHOSTBUSTERS!" ahh statue
Cruel king: chess but reversed so king does evrything
Komodo dragon: big ahh lizard
Greifer: toxic kid that never drinks water
Ranking how this guy describes these
The tutorial terry one is a 7.8/10,it matches
The red and blue one is a 4.8/10,THEY ARE LITERALLY BROTHER AND SISTER-
The noobador one is an 8.7/10,WHY DOES IT ACTUALLY FIT SO WELL THO-
The supreme ant one is a 7.8/10,why did he describe this one so well tho-
The banished knight one is a 7.6/10,THE "his defeated animation is he lost his existance,literally..." ACTUALLY DESCRIBES HIS DEFEATED ANIMATION SO WELL-
The spikey killbot one is a 7.8/10,idk why,just 7.8/10
The sentient statue one is an 8.6/10,IDK WHY BUT IT MAKES SENSE TO GIVE IT AN 8.6-
The cruel king one is a 9.8/10,THE "he pulls a knife out of his @$$" AND THE "he is 'ice is nice' king" IS SO FUN-E FOR SOME REASON-
The komodo dragon one is a 6.8/10,THE "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" MAKES IT FUNNY FOR SOME APPARENT REASON-
The greifer one is a 7.8/10,THE "he is basically toxic port a boi" WAS THE FUNNIEST THING YER-
The bigfoot one is a 9.89/10,LITERALLY 3 QAUTERS OF HOW HE DESCRIBED BIGFOOT WERE THE FUNNIEST THINGS IN HISTORY-
The second greifer one is a 7.8/10,THE "he become a monkey" AND THE "both of which he gives you covid 19 if you fail to parry" IS THE FUNNIEST WAY TO DESCRIBE GREIFER-
The bubonic plant one is an 8.98/10,HOW DID I KNOW HE WAS GONNA COMPARE BUBONIC PLANT TO CHOMPER FROM PVZ-
The supreme mosquito one is a 7.8/10,THE SCREAM WAS SO FRICKING FUNNY THO-
Edit:the first greifer one i accidentally said "YER-",typo,i ment to say "YET-"
mind if u add some spaces on each describe like
example:
hi
hi 2
The plant rush is easily satisfying when blocking and dodging
THIS IS ACTUALLY SO FUNNY, KEEP IT UPP
0:30 somebody actually killed him but with hacks he he’s a immortal
Eh it's just that he isn't programmed to have a death animation he might have one in the future
4:57 average britain activities:
5:39 during that entire cutscene my character was in the middle of a blink i'm pretty sure so i quite literally just missed it
started c2 & never finished c1, nice
9:17 DISTORT! DISTORT! DISTORT! DISTORT! DISTORT! DISTORT! DISTORT! DISTORT! DISTORT! DISTORT! DISTORT! DISTORT! DISTORT! DISTORT! DISTORT! DISTORT! DISTORT! DISTORT! DISTORT! DISTORT! DISTORT! DISTORT! DISTORT! DISTORT!
left ear really liked this
problem is the red is not a simp and blue is not an E-girl after the new update dropped:/ it was said that they are sibling all quick note the killbot is the third boss
wait killbot is a boss? i one shotted it with bomb
@@sillygoober-kq9githats the poin-
Bro realizing red and blue are siblings:
Blue and red are children and they are siblings.
He most likely knows, the video is literally called explaining block tales bosses in the worst way possible and calling blue and red e-daters is literally the worst possible way to describe them which is the whole point of the video.
@@FunnyaqmanDang never red the title, thanks for explaining.
I can’t tell if the bad grammar is on purpose or not and I love that 💀
same lmao
8:10 THOSE WHO MANGKNOW: 🥭🥭🥭
3:21 sword toss...
Another way is to use storm tea or the cannon ball card, also super guard could work
Doesn’t work anymore, last I checked
4 defense.
@@TheRealFedriko he had lower defense before (2 or smth as i remember)
@@MonkerGtag cannon ball wasnt unlockable in demo 1 so uh that works only now
Part 2 of my explanations:
Cruel king: a guy that is a king and has a dagger made of ice that can break at any stab.
First move: he stabs u with his dagger and if u dont block or dodge it ur frozen at -100000000 degrees bc the dagger is magic.
Second move: he swing the ,,cepter" with is a stick with a ball at the end of it at create a blue cloud that explodes into a billion degrees if u dont block or dodge it.
Third move: summon his minions and get him to fight
Fourth move: he rise his stick with ball and he heals himself and every enemy cuz thats annoying and why not lol NEXT komodo guy: first move: he bites u and gives u poison
Second move: he swing his tail at u (idk what to joke here) NEXT griefer: a kid with a dusty and broken crowbar he stole from an abandoned place.
First move: he do a big jump and bonk u on the head with his dust- crowbar and also touch ur waste for 1 frame (im not joking i paused at that moment once)
Second move: bonk ur chest twice (or neck idk) and give u slowness if not dodged or blocked the two bonks.
Nope im done mo part three coming up im done ive spend half and hour and have only gottwn through half the vid goodbye
Hatred : imagine getting tricked lmao
Fear : prop hunt player frfr
Solitude - cry baby
Greed - party pooper
2:54 D:
GEEZ ENOUGH LOOPING 7:48
"for his neutral special, he wields a gun"
tutorial terry fight
Fun fact: if you consider the enemy wiki in the game, turkey and red and blue are not bosses since they show their level while every other boss doesn't show a level
For Hatred, do "A figment of your imagination that hates everyone."
As a person who has completed block tales, we can agree that the game is fun but it’s just that it does not make sense like a skeleton is stronger then a knight
The artist after they realised that blue noob is female:
500 results for blue noob rule 34.
@@ace74909nahhhhh
@@ace74909 dude, the arts barely even reached 10.
Bro I thought red was female bc of the voice it has💀
isn't blue noob literally a child
This is amazing
So underrated
Red, blue, noobadoor, purple, and green are actually family
Edit: and supreme ant is actually female, just look the at the dialogue before fighting her
"Basically reamers from murder mystery 2 looking ahh
Blue is an E-Girl while red is a simp"
Red & Blue that are siblings: Are you fucking serious?
Red: Im just protecting my sister! >=[
fun fact: even if you kill terry,he revives himself and kills you anyway
For Bigfoot Swing, just put defend+, defender, or just defend and ur fine
9:36 he actually got 4 attacks not 3
Ok so there is a VERY rare chance for bigfoot to charge and do that attack
I was talking about griefer also the attack got removed to make the game easier but it will happens when he gets attack+ (this can only occur by using prayer or smt idk)
Incorrect, he actually has six, the charge up and the ultra rush are 2 different moves, and both of you guys forget the attack where he sees his tentacles into the ground entirely
charge up doesn't count it does no dmg so it's not rlly an attack
2:22 "he shit himself and summon ants out of nowhere"😭
I think bro forgot the emotions
Yeah the descriptions seem pretty canon.
Also I'm pretty sure Supreme ant is female... Right? Isn't she the queen?
Also the Cruel King was out of pocket ngl.
Btw I beat sentient statue first try.
I beated sentient statue at first try easy
What do you mean "4rd" isnt it supposed to be "4th"
1:40 EL PRIMOOOOO
He's cooking in Item Asylum
3:21 to 3:24 him: you can't hit him with sword
Me: sword toss
"You cannot use your sword or your ball at spiky killbot, only a bomb"
*me with sword toss/cannon ball*
Am I a joke to you?
4 defense, and cannonball is only obtainable from demo 2.
@@TheRealFedrikooh the stats changed then, I still remember taking it down with sword toss
@@NineGenaizys yes, they did sometime ago.
amazing vid, keep up.
wakey wakey it's time to explain demo 3 in a worst way possible
Entire demo 3 ? or just the boss in demo 3 ?
@@deltatic whatever you chose
Banished knight is the only Vendor in the game to sell free fire.
You can guess why he was banished from the Ice Kingdom.
Something cool: mosquitoes actually have 6 needles and they dont just go "ohhh lok hooman *pokes hooman and drinks hooman*
i can say bubonic plant looks like a peashooter rippof with a mouth
Griefer can be called the kid with schizophrenia cause uhh yeah
combat initiation bosses next?
Yea sure
@@deltatic my ideas for thumbnail here :
jason: random assasin cosplayer
captaun: random coward
vagabond: off brand sword master
king: castle mech guy
drako: random lizard
Do quest for legendary bloxy cola (it's unfinished and it's a story rpg game)
@@ethanjaycecantalejo3995sure soon tho
Tysm @@deltatic
chat, what if you use the ghost potion when fighting tutorial terry?
Probably the same thing that happens when trying to use the ghost potion on the turkey’s blunderbuss attack, it just ignores the ghost potion.
how do you get the ghost potion from demo 3 before you can even take the first step?
@@TheRealFedriko Glitches
@@Slimerite i do remember that one glitch to re-fight terry with save file shenanigans, but that’s been patched. it isn’t possible for now, unless people find a new glitch.
Believe it or not, Banished Knight is also a boss
yoooo keep making vids like this
his "jokes" are so lame and everyone of them has a swear the heck?
@@cat0987-UTTDits not my fault u cant watch stuff with curse words😐
@@Valatek the only thing why i am not watching videos with every curse into a phrase is to avoid degradation
5:51 the fact that he begins to use the she/her pronouns and he/him pronouns in the same time
can u do explaining every boss in ia but in the worst way possible and I love ur vids so much lol
@@elmo8794 sure
@@deltatic *HELLL YEAHHHHHHHH 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*
no red isn't a simp he's a sigma male on the sigma male grindset he wants to get the 666 package when he grow up duuuuuude
Red and blue: brookhaven simps
Noobador: brawl stars el primo ripoff
Spiky bot 9000: similar to penguin but weaker ( with hard mode and other bad cards )
Terry: fat EZPHONE virus ripoff penguin
Cruel king: spy from TF2
Griefer: a kid with a crowbar and schizorphobia and a Fortnite player
Komodo dragon: a wild living bitch that eats your feet and toes
Bubonic plant: toxic ahh piranha plant PVZ2/Garden warfare ripoff
Bigfoot: John cena user spammer
"The power of red and blue is strong and true" 🗣🔥🔥🔥 (I am aware this is not in the game but I created this myself)
0:40
Its confirmed red and blue are related
Fun fact: he reversed the video so it looks like it's ending soon
Blue is a girl!?
“Almost” 6:24
Bro i beated sentient statue first try but i got 2 health
“Big blue fart” 😭
0:36 THEYRE SIBLINGS😭
4:55 got me laughin on the floor
THERES A SECRET BOSS!!! 10:27
Uh yeah how did u not know?? Oh probably you're one of those people who just ignore exploring and get on with the story huh
Blud did us dirty 👁👄👁 2:54
7:29 me when i go to get something from the shop and there sold out also the bloxy cola is
Yo bro wanna be friends in roblos?
Yea sure
Just replie me your username and sent a friends request
My username is my channel name btw
@@deltaticcan also be your friend my user is clarkethepogi btw
WHY ITS ALL ABOUT TOESSS😭😭😭
Fun fact u can use cannon ball or sword toss to not waste a bomb
4 defense. and how do you get a cannonball from chapter 2 before beating chapter 1?
@TheRealFedriko oh shoot i forgot-
Nah Red an blue are both simps for eatchother, if one dies their attack is increased
siblings.
AND AGAIN WITH GRIEFER 8:54
4:36 I killed him first try bcs I’m a que pro B)
now try doing that before all the nerfs with hard mode.
@ I did it
4:57 Erm actually that was an ice dagger
wait BLUE IS A WOMAN?
"blue is a e-girl and red is a simp" THEY ARE BROTHER AND SISTER
Just wanted to say this, he knows, the video is literally called explaining block tales bosses in the worst way possible and calling blue and red e-daters is literally the worst possible way to describe them which is the whole point of the video.
@@Funnyaqman oh sorry sometimes my brain just forgets details like that lol
They’re cousins I think
Noobador is their uncle
@@R_B377 I was thinking the same but it could be either ig
Sentient Statue is Awesome but so Hard for me solo player
calling red and blue e-daters is kinda weird cuz its confirmed they are siblings lol
you should have put bad to the bone sfx at the cruel king death animation part
"tiwtter user deleter 9000" Bro wtf
Yup sentient Statue give me ptsd🗣️
pit floor 19
Then after the nerfs he's an absolute joke
Hello there 👋
I tought the supreme ant is a she 2:27
She IS a woman