***** I guess an opinion is an opinion. But there's Dave Chapelle, Robin Williams, Richard Pryor, Carlin, Eddy murphy, Myq Kyplan, Sarah Silverman, Doug Benson, Kevin Hart, Kat Williams. So idk if I would even say she's one of the funniest comedians out there. I think Amy's ok. But her "dumb girl/ slutty girl" jokes get old. But you got 145 likes so far so I guess you've got a solid opinion.
Jo V.Diaz Not to argue that most of those comedians aren't great... but Robin Williams, Richard Pryor, and George Carlin are dead. So they're not really "out there" anymore.
Hey Tonight Show, it would be awesome if you upload both Michael Fassbender and James McAvoy's interview for us fans. Thanks for the awesome show by the way, I never miss a video. Love you Jimmy Fallon, The Roots and everyone who makes this show THE BEST, from India.
Truth of Truth Franky the comedian........ I can't make up my mind. But, I'll answer anyway. Ok. Why can't there ever be homeless people acting on Star Trek ? Franky: Because homeless people won't work in the future either.
She's helping to set a bad example. Letting self-consciousness debilitate oneself is bad, but being embarrassed about one's faults is very good; it shows that you care, and you end up improving yourself. She should not normalize gluttony or idleness.
John Doe And you should not normalize idiocy. She is in no way dangerously overweight or obese, and you shouldn't be mocking someone's weight anyway, so let's all just leave her alone!
QC No, because society must pay for persons' unwise "decisions about their bodies" through the expenses of the healthcare needed to remedy the consequences of their unhealthy lifestyle. Now I know what you're thinking: "Amy Schumer has not developed disease as a result of her weight!" No, she hasn't, but she is causing others who already have unhealthy lifestyles to feel more comfortable and normal about making more unwise decisions that will eventually cause them to be a burden on society. "Laissez faire" may seem fun, harmless, considerate, kind, and even chic now, but no one will thank you for being such a cool friend when they're in the hospital with diabetes, or getting their stomach removed. And anyway, it isn't good to be perpetually even "non-critically" overweight! You are very likely to be less competent (in the literal sense of the word) to fulfill your service to society at work, and it simply isn't honorable to be generally all-around less capable physically! It is just ridiculous to try to "make your own decision" about your weight; even if there isn't some objective necessity to be fit, the decision for you to at least *try* to be fit is already made! I can't say by what or whom, just obey! I accidentally erased my first draft of this comment, so I'm going to blame that for my lack of articulation! And also, "I just care about your health" is not what I said; I said that self-consciously trying to improve oneself shows that one cares about their own health.
Oh my god it's like 20 lbs it hasn't done anyone any harm I swear to god do you stupid people think that everyone should weigh 50 lbs? Skinny isn't necessarily healthy either. It's different for everyone.
Laura Brown She has made me laugh a couple of times but I lost all respect for her when I found out how many jokes she stole (there is one compilation on TH-cam with 50+ jokes from the original comedian and her versions, and while some of them might be coincidence, many are word for word the same exact joke) I can't believe she doesn't even admit it when caught.
What I like about this is their reactions when they unsuccessfully try not to laugh. Obviously this was a bit with prepared questions they talked about before, but they seem to not have told each other the answers they intended to give :)
i've seen this so many times, Amy still cracks me up...."i've been told to use less" ....pause to wait for the slow ones in the audience to catch up...
People who comment on Amy's weight. She's not overweight. She's normal...her face is very full of collagen making it look fuller. At least she's not gonna need injections :p
I... i... I dont understand? I can't tell if people commenting on her weight are just trolling or genuinely serious. And to go as low as to say that she's "unhealthy" and "setting a bad example". Wtf people?! Really?! You like skin, bones, and thigh gaps?
Nia LaLa V my apologies. i didnt mean to offend and I obviously used the wrong word choice. EVERYONE is perfect the way they are in their own skin. No one should try and change the way they are.
+Christian Ponder She can be funny and witty, but there's nothing physically attractive about her. But he is lucky to have people like you who thinks she is attractive. Shows anyone can find a mate.
Based on their reactions, it looks like they only know the questions ahead of time but don't know how the other is going to answer them. Anyone know if this is true?
"how do you feel about teeth?"
"I've been told to use less" omg that got me.
OneEye WhiteMane TOTALLY did not see that coming
OneEye WhiteMane I laughed for a good solid 20 seconds, lol.
How is that funny ?
That could of been a better line, she kind of blew it
Dig Gaming i see what you did there
Lol I love how she repeated the mumbling.
***** ....true true
***** I'm ultra-Conservative and find her extremely funny and hot. Don't speak for us.
500th like you're welcome
+Pawan Thapa You sound like an idiot
ＨＡＲＲＹ Oh I did not know that. Thanks for saving my life.
"I've been told to use less"
Brilliant.
+Jeremiah Labor And her ability to keep a straight face made it even better!
+Jeremiah Labor Oh yeah, so brilliant. Not.
Lol I know
+Lucas Gabriel Yeah wow her comedy is so high level and complex, I guess I just don't understand the brilliant Amy Schumer.
+gumbo indeed, because you hold her to another standard than male comedians. You sure appreciat borat silly jokes
"You gotta risk it to get the biscuit" is my senior quote
Cannot ignore James McAvoy's perfect presence in this video...
Amy Chang With the coupled muttering.
Amy Chang I had no idea he was going to be in this video. It was a very welcomed surprise! I love me some McAvoy!
Rigora Z Don't we all...
Amy Chang Omgosh, right?! Somehow, I took comfort in knowing he was there.
RIGHT?! Why was he there tho lol
"I've been told to use less" lmao I fucking love this woman. I'm almost ashamed I knew nothing of her until Trainwreck.
+Donovan Morales Check out the joke steal video
Donovan Morales trainwreck was a train wreck.
Lmfaooo she repeated the mumbling omg I'm dying 😭😭😭😩😩😩
"You gotta risk it to get the biscuit"
-Life lessons from Jimmy Fallon
"This was a homicide" Lmao
Easily one of the funniest comedian out there!
Not female comedian, just comedian
***** you saw the joan rivers speech too eh?
***** uhmm Amy is actually female
DannyBabe No joke how can you tell.
***** I guess an opinion is an opinion.
But there's Dave Chapelle, Robin Williams, Richard Pryor, Carlin, Eddy murphy, Myq Kyplan, Sarah Silverman, Doug Benson, Kevin Hart, Kat Williams.
So idk if I would even say she's one of the funniest comedians out there.
I think Amy's ok. But her "dumb girl/ slutty girl" jokes get old.
But you got 145 likes so far so I guess you've got a solid opinion.
Jo V.Diaz Not to argue that most of those comedians aren't great... but Robin Williams, Richard Pryor, and George Carlin are dead. So they're not really "out there" anymore.
I wish they would have changed it up once or twice by choosing "truth" instead of just "truth" every time.
Lol
I agree.
"I've been told to use less" mcavoys face was just like "hell yes!"
ms.marvelous 815 omg there are so many great things about it your profile picture
Jimmy and Amy Schumer ask the tough questions in "Truth or Truth" #ChristianBaleInNewsies
Watch: Truth or Truth with Amy Schumer
Oh I just love Amy Schumer
Funniest woman around...
I've been binge watching all her stuff past few weeks. She's def my kinda comic.
Lmfao @ these are ny arms!!
Danny she came to Australia but only played Sydney I'm in Melbourne I was so pissed off
Hey Tonight Show, it would be awesome if you upload both Michael Fassbender and James McAvoy's interview for us fans. Thanks for the awesome show by the way, I never miss a video. Love you Jimmy Fallon, The Roots and everyone who makes this show THE BEST, from India.
theyre both so funny and cute. but im over here like JAMES McAVOY!!!!!!
Truth of Truth Franky the comedian........ I can't make up my mind. But, I'll answer anyway. Ok. Why can't there ever be homeless people acting on Star Trek ? Franky: Because homeless people won't work in the future either.
marie R SAME
Christian Bale in "Newsies" yasssssss lol omg
If you can't watch this short of a video without commenting on someone's weight, I honestly feel sorry for you
She's helping to set a bad example. Letting self-consciousness debilitate oneself is bad, but being embarrassed about one's faults is very good; it shows that you care, and you end up improving yourself. She should not normalize gluttony or idleness.
John Doe And you should not normalize idiocy. She is in no way dangerously overweight or obese, and you shouldn't be mocking someone's weight anyway, so let's all just leave her alone!
John Doe How about we leave out the bullshit "I just care about your health" shtick and let people make their own decisions about their bodies?
QC No, because society must pay for persons' unwise "decisions about their bodies" through the expenses of the healthcare needed to remedy the consequences of their unhealthy lifestyle. Now I know what you're thinking: "Amy Schumer has not developed disease as a result of her weight!" No, she hasn't, but she is causing others who already have unhealthy lifestyles to feel more comfortable and normal about making more unwise decisions that will eventually cause them to be a burden on society. "Laissez faire" may seem fun, harmless, considerate, kind, and even chic now, but no one will thank you for being such a cool friend when they're in the hospital with diabetes, or getting their stomach removed. And anyway, it isn't good to be perpetually even "non-critically" overweight! You are very likely to be less competent (in the literal sense of the word) to fulfill your service to society at work, and it simply isn't honorable to be generally all-around less capable physically! It is just ridiculous to try to "make your own decision" about your weight; even if there isn't some objective necessity to be fit, the decision for you to at least *try* to be fit is already made! I can't say by what or whom, just obey! I accidentally erased my first draft of this comment, so I'm going to blame that for my lack of articulation! And also, "I just care about your health" is not what I said; I said that self-consciously trying to improve oneself shows that one cares about their own health.
Oh my god it's like 20 lbs it hasn't done anyone any harm I swear to god do you stupid people think that everyone should weigh 50 lbs? Skinny isn't necessarily healthy either. It's different for everyone.
"I've been told to use less." LOL That killed me.
im know we should be focusing on amy and jimmy...... BUT HAVE YA SEEN JAMES MCAVOY?!?!
+vita stolnik What I wouldn't give to have him whisper sweet hsnsvas in my ear.
+quizzlie that man is delectable!
What's funny is that he stayed quite as Amy and Jimmy did their thing.
LMAO now i imagine him as a gangsta baby saying ”y`all don`t know me, you gotta risk it to get the biscuit” hahah
Skeet skeet!!
''ive been told to use less'' *looks at james mcavoy* lol. &yall dont know me😂😂
1:43 i lost my shit.
kaleo yamane well quoted.
She's a quick thinker...... That teeth comment was awesome lol!
For some reason I love the way Amy turns to the camera at 0:18--like she's worked in game shows before and just gets the drill.
You people are terrrrrrrrrrible. She is adorbs and hilarious. #neverreadthecomments
Laura Brown that is the truth
***** Mind telling me which one? I've never heard of this before.
***** Patrice O'Neal is disappointed in you....
Laura Brown She has made me laugh a couple of times but I lost all respect for her when I found out how many jokes she stole (there is one compilation on TH-cam with 50+ jokes from the original comedian and her versions, and while some of them might be coincidence, many are word for word the same exact joke) I can't believe she doesn't even admit it when caught.
Amy and Jimmy should do more together, this was hilarious
lol I read the most popular comments about how nasty people are and then I read the comments and it's all praise.
"Teeth, what you think about them?"
"I've been told to use less."
MWAH Goodnight everybody
OMG I've been told to use less..BAHAHAH i love amy
I LOVE her ponytail. It is PERFECTION
Her Tombstone should say "Inside: Amy Schumer"
Teeth. What do you think about them? -Jimmy
I've been told to use less -Amy
LMFAO!
Hilarious!!!
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Omg. This was so funny! Laughed out loud several times, I wonder if my neighbours thinks that I'm crazy.
she is absolutely pin sharp, best comedian I've seen in ages.
My tombstone would be "started from the bottom...still there"
I've been told to use less. Very quick. Clever.
I just love when Jimmy "almost" laugh at his own jokes :)
Another winning truth or truth! the teeth one knocked it out of the park for me
"ive been told to use less" lmao
gotta risk it to get the biscuit is now my new motto
IM IN LOVE WITH HER HOW CAN ANYONE INCLUDING HER THINK ANYTHING ABOUT HER IS LESS THAN PERFECT I FIND IT SO HARD TO BELIEVE
I'm watching these to see James. Please upload his interview too.
go to nbc.com there are clips of his interview there.
"you gotta risk it to get the biscuit " my senior quote everybody!!!
Can't get enough of these two
"I've been told to use less." HAHAHA
JAMES MCAVOY!!!!
i like the way Jimmy always looks like he's on the verge of exploding into laughter.
No matter how many times it happens, it's still funny when someone breaks Jimmy.
"i've been told to use less" *make serious face*
I laughed my ass off! LOL
"newsies" FINALLY ACKNOWLEDGED
I know right? 😅
z,
YASSS Jack Kelly my bae 😂
ikr when she said i was so happy
What is newsies?
Lol. Christian Bale in Newsies!!!😂😂 This was perfect.
I think she wins it on the "teeth." :)
Amy: "what were your first words as a baby?" Jimmy: "Y'all don't know me". BEST LINE EVER!!
Don't know about honesty, but the funnier one is definitely Amy...
What I like about this is their reactions when they unsuccessfully try not to laugh. Obviously this was a bit with prepared questions they talked about before, but they seem to not have told each other the answers they intended to give :)
She's freaking hilarious!! lol
Every time I watch Jimmy play with his ring I just think "Damn that thing is gonna fuck you up in the future"
"Teeth. What do you think of it?"
"I've been told to use less."
OMG the look she gives McAvoy after "I've been told to use less" DEAD.
"Christian bale in newsies"
"That's the best Christian bale"
She is absolutely adorable !!!
Amy Schumer Is Really Funny And Beautiful
Tombstone should read: Someday Dead; Not Yet
I've been told to use less
lmao
i've seen this so many times, Amy still cracks me up...."i've been told to use less" ....pause to wait for the slow ones in the audience to catch up...
but like Christian Bale in Newsies....that's damn right.
I like how they are trying not to smile and the teeth comment was GREAT! "Earlier time slot amy!"
YEEESSS! Christian Bale in Newsies :)
NEWSIES! Christian Bale as Jack Kelley! Hells yes📰 I agree!
Newsies Christian Bale is great, but has she seen Swing Kids Christian Bale?
Breezy Winter i was thinking that too !
Hahaha "I've been told to use less." I wish I was witty.
Amy is so beautiful! and funny as hell
She looks amazing!
I love Amy Schumer but I was freaking out because of James McAvoy❤️
That girl is a FREAKIN' comedy GENIU!!! I love her so much. :D
I kinda wanna see Jimmy with a beard. I don't think he's capable of growing one, he has such a baby face.
37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmy6044DhG1qcxi3ao1_400.jpg you're welcome
😮 Thank you Versatile337
Also, when he was doing "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon" he wore a beard for about a week.
He did longer then a week it was like 3 or 4 weeks
Micah Amyx Ahh, thought so. Thought it was more but I wasn't sure so I played it safe. It's been a while since he had the beard. Thanks man
0:55 “haveshshivfma” 😂🤣😂🤣
James McAvoy is so beautiful
LOL absolute gold
NO! The best Christian Bale is from The Dark Knight.
I cheered while watching this because she chose Christian Bale in "newsies".:) EXCELLENT CHOICE!!!
When james macovoy just appears
"this was a homicide" hilarious!!!!
Christian Bale in Newsies! The best.
they say truth or truth like they really have another option to choose from im choking sbhdbhdwj
You gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Just watched this on TV literally like 30sec. ago, I died when she answered about teeth !
People who comment on Amy's weight. She's not overweight. She's normal...her face is very full of collagen making it look fuller. At least she's not gonna need injections :p
I... i... I dont understand? I can't tell if people commenting on her weight are just trolling or genuinely serious. And to go as low as to say that she's "unhealthy" and "setting a bad example". Wtf people?! Really?! You like skin, bones, and thigh gaps?
Nia LaLa I know right
Jen D her face isn't full of collagen. It's just round and that's ok!
Nia LaLa V my apologies. i didnt mean to offend and I obviously used the wrong word choice. EVERYONE is perfect the way they are in their own skin. No one should try and change the way they are.
Raul Enriquez r
“Y’all don’t know me!” 😂😂😂
when did james get there?
"yall don't know me" 😂😂😂
theres something attractive about amy schumer to me. idk what it is.
Christian Ponder something attractive? dude, she's wildly attractive. (and i'm gay.)
Christian Ponder Easy. U like her bc she's one of the guys, but you just realized she has a vagina.
+Christian Ponder She can be funny and witty, but there's nothing physically attractive about her. But he is lucky to have people like you who thinks she is attractive. Shows anyone can find a mate.
+Christian Ponder boobs. soft fatty boobs.
She's naturally funny, approachable pretty, engaging and brave. All good qualities!
James McAvoy leaning in made a great bit brilliant :D
Thats a real women.
Chirstian bale in newsies. 😂 same 😂
CAN'T STOP LAUGHING XD XD XD
Christian Bale in Newsies ❤️❤️❤️ ... I love her even more now! 😂
Based on their reactions, it looks like they only know the questions ahead of time but don't know how the other is going to answer them. Anyone know if this is true?
Proof Jimmy Fallon is an awesome person.....HE LOVES JAG!! I can die happy now :)
How can you not love amy schumer especially after this
"iv been told to use less" haha she is brilliant
I've been told to use less. Omg XD
"what's your motto in life?"........"you gotta risk it to get the biscuit"...Hahaha..