TheMikeLawz even if I somehow survived all of the waves with my op gunslinger build I’d sure as hell wouldn’t survive the bosses because i’m easily scared by their terrifyingly intimidating faces Fun fact: when I first played KF2 their sounds used to scare me, especially when I noticed there were fleshpounds approaching me quickly even with me running as fast as i could lol
I mean, it can still be possible. But against Volter, Scrakes, the Patriarch, and Fleshpounds, killing them would no doubt be next to impossible, especially with Volter because he can drain health from you to replenish his own.
At first time playing it's scary because ur wonderin' what's those sounds and screams, and even u get higher tier guns, ur first play would be scary as hell and if ur new to kf, all zeds are fucking horrible to look at. But we say ur on lvl.5 berserker ur just gonna build courage to fucking tanks those fleshpounds or scrakes
Well... Not wanna get all geeky and too deep into lore, but traders make weapons out of a special gel which can be welded into solid, working mechanisms. If you play the game, you can check the upper part of the machine, you'll see info about it (Including how much gel is left), and you can look into the holes in it, and you'll see it's already making a SCAR-H. Just some guy with useless data, free time, and Killing Floor 2, but, anyways, hope it helps! Edit: Corrected some things and came with extra info! It seems that ingame, it's called "gel" by the trader pod's skin, but also is pretty much dust in the inventory tab (Probably they didn't change it from older versions where it was a constructing gel instead of dust), also, traders can deconstruct weapons too and return a certain amount of the monetary income (Selling mechanism) along with being able to deconstruct skins/cosmetics, turning them into their respective gel/dust so they can be rebuilt into another object of similar working
I mean Horzine in Europe sent the mercs to avoid nuking cities but... America chose the nukes and made Horzine send the mercs to finish the Zeds that survived the nukes
It may be worth considering that Horzine is offering slight body modifications to survivors who are willing to fight the Zeds. Keeping it minor modifications for the safety of the survivor while boosting their survivability. This would be the only plausible explanation on how those survivors can do the things they do (like health regeneration, explosive resistance, etc.) without being the powerhouses of Patriarch and Hans.
Yeah it is interesting as the people who have to deal with the Zone choose to be there. It puts a different perspective on things. Why you wouldn't survive if you CHOOSE to go to the Zone.
4:38 Fleshpounds were bound in a prison cell situation chained to the walls as their hands were locked in place with restraints which we know as grinders. The device you glossed over is actually a device that pumps them full of adrenaline that's why when it goes from yellow to red you know its raging from all that adrenaline as it uses the grinders to tear people apart into meat and bits of flesh.
Based on the wiki I found the additional data that might be interesting: -Bloats were human subjects in a "weight loss experiment" which went wrong and so were locked up -the spinning things around the flesh pounds fists were actually part of it's containment, when they broke out they ripped them from the containment unit. - the screamers were attempts to make a clone of his wife with a singing voice since his wife always wanted to be able to sing
@@unspoken3069 Expect this is real life , if a Elephant could killed with a weaker round. I think a Fleshpound with a way weaker skull and smaller one at that wouldn't survive.
@@pixelmaster98 parrying IRL is hard AF. I use to take swordplay lessons and honestly your best bet is to learn kendo to deal with them. because you'll be more likely to go with an instinct to take an openning immediately.
@@lordblazer I'm aware, I took a few swordfighting classes a few months ago as well (wasn't for me, though). That being said, I don't recall parrying with the middle-mouse-button in real life, either XD
A while ago, they added a new boss called "The Matriarch" which is more cybernetic hulking beast that has a plasma Cannon, an extendable claw, the same tentacle as the patriarch cloaking ability, a Tesla blast (which change the electricity to each person) and has ability like the sirens scream on top of that. She's also the person who's responsible before even making the EDAR's. And she's been cloned a lot as well. So, yeah. She came 2019 Christmas update
One. The stalker was designed after the patriarchs daughter. Two. The siren was designed after the patriarchs wife. The scrake has no intro as the footage was never made and was suppose to be a boss character but the idea was scraped and since to late in development tripwire did what they did. The fleshpound is a force mutated zombie yes but was restrained and heavily sedated but once broke free those spinner on his arms were is restraints now made into weapons. Bound fact. Still no fucking story mode like gameplay for killing floor 1 or 2 which needs to happen so the lore can be more flushed out than what it is. If anything this is the only game I care about having lore and it needing to be told because not much is known as to where other game the lore can be guessed at with subtle hints andnclues throughout the game.
killing floor 1 has official objective maps which is the closest to story mode im pretty sure we meet the patriarchs (real) daughter or niece or something like that and unlock a character from doing one of them
That's an easy response. They're Fleshpound clones with 1/4 of the Fleshpound's total health, with just about the same damage output. The Quarter Pounds are a newer Zed, which is why we didn't see them until Killing Floor 2's 2016 Summer Sideshow event, which from there they became a part of the Zed waves
If you consider the Kf1 Hillbily Horror Halloween as canon, the zeds have some kind of infecting qualities. After all, the townsfolk did turn into zed like creatures after eating the zeds.
I love that the Clots don't die when headshot because their brain matter is spread all around their body. And that Gorefasts are basically aggressive Clots where Horzine went "meh, throw some swords on it."
6:10 Uh, hate to burst everyone’s bubble, but Hans and Kevin are basically BBQ buddies. They even make “bets” about who’s clones will kill the Horzine Meowcenaries first. Source: Endless mode.
That only applies if your james sunderland or have a similar backstory Each silent hill is different for each person Silent hill has a thing with the symbolisms in the protagonist's life
@@toaster9922 from personal experience I tried killing myself with a shit ton of pain and sleep pills. Docs said if I was an hour later at the hospital I would have been dead. So in an Apocalyptic scenario try that
me: sees a fleshpound also me: *kills it in seconds because this game is actually pretty ez* situation 2 me: *about the get hit by a fleshpound and isn't playing tanky perks like Berserker or Medic* also me: *pulls out a knife parries the attack and takes hardly any damage switches to gunz and kills it by unloading half of a mag into its head*
Me I'll be riding the British museum a suit of armour and a longsword smoking a cigar screaming Britannia we will defend this island fight them on the beaches were carry on fighting till dead
Also, if you thought that what was presented here is not enough, just remember, that there are also: Quarter Pounds - A miniature versions of Fleshpounds coming in groups, that while less resiliant to gunfire and explosions, cover the ground much faster and are easily able to pin you into a corner, while simultaneously beating you to a dead pulp. And - the one and only: King Fleshpound - A larger, deadlier and angrier version of a regular Fleshpound, this monstrosity adapted to constant punishment from humans, becoming even more resiliant, being able to cover itself with a shield after taking enough damage and last but not least, being able to shoot a laser from its chest that will evaporate your flesh in mere seconds. Amazing video by the way!
Good video, but you forgot to mention several possibilities. The stalkers show up under UV and infrared light, which is how they were monitored at Wyre. This is why the commando perk is able to spot them canonically. A few motion sensors and counterfeit-checking flashlights could be used to screen emigrant checkpoints and refuge centers. The clot variants (Cyst, Clot, Slasher, Gores) are basically as weak as any normal human and die from a few well placed bullets. Considering the weaponry available in the world, these shouldn't be an issue for any armed force. The Scrake is a true threat, as with the fleshpound due to their sheer strength and resistance to pain, however a strong enough magnetic/electromagnetic force would incapacitate both of them due to the electronics and metals present, same for the siren as well. Crawlers are hypothetically weak to a can of Raid. EMPs neutralize robots. This only leaves the boss zeds (K. Fleshpound, Hans, Patty, and Abomination) and the Bloat. The first three of those rely heavily on metals and electronics to even survive and an EMP would assist in bringing them down. Bloat variants would be easy to take out with some explosives, or maybe incendiary, considering their weaknesses. Ultimately, only the continental Eastern world (Europe, africa, asia) would be affected (by the zeds), unless the scientists sent out a plane carrying zeds or clones of themselves to the Americas, Australia, and various islands. The global economy would suffer greatly, potentially leading to mass famine and depression, however human extinction would not occur, unless the D.A.Rs in these areas were hacked by Patty as well to turn against their owners without an EMP device present. (Below is potentially non-canon) In addition to all of this, in KFMod, there is a playable character named "Claire the Stalker," a Stalker captured by the DRF (Not mentioned in any other KF game, potentially code for the Horzine Operatives by the British Govt.) She is capable of human interaction, table etiquette, using a toilet, reading, how to use a firearm, and speech. She is unable to cloak, potentially indicating that there is a way to remove the stalker's cloaking ability altogether, though this may just be an anomaly of the cloning process. Having a zed sympathetic for the human resistance shows they are capable of empathy and persuasion, though this is purely speculative as we do not know how she eventually joined the DRF. Considering the cyst, slasher, and clot have cut marks along their body (or are referenced as doing such in other media), it can be reasonably assumed that they self-mutilate, likely due to the understanding of human emotion, and/or neurochemical manipulation (implants, think like the pound's chest core, but with dopamine and serotonin) causing dependency. They are also shown in-game of being capable of speech. Provided we had the resources and ability to do so, we could hypothetically convice these specimens to join the Horzine Operatives. Also, if the KF2 map Biotics Lab and the game KF: Incursion is to be taken as canon, the Clot Mother and Vile Matron both require raw material (carrion) to manufacture the Zeds. Without a steady supply of human corpses (unknown if livestock can be used), the cloning labs would slow greatly, unless the zed corpses themselves were recycled, allowing for a (albeit slow) victory for the survivors. ------- Thank you for reading all of that randomness. I'm super tired but I really wanted to talk about Killing Floor. I probably have some contradictions in there somewhere, but the canon of this game is royally fucked at times. I apologize.
Favorite class in KF1 was support specialist. Get that aa12 on wave 4 and even being double-dicked by a pair of fleshpounds wasn't too bad. As long as you didn't run dry on ammo...
@@hippiehippo9030 my fav was and still is Berserker cause once you get level 25 with Dwarfs!? axe then you can pretty much clear the entire zed outbreak
Agreeing with most of the comments on the king fleshpound. It’s first reveal was when it was the most deadliest due to lack of knowledge of it’s attack patterns. Once people figured out all u had to do was crouch to avoid the laser it fired it made dealing with the king fleshpound much easier, since everything else is exactly like a normal fleshpound.
@@theyfactor9655 In a real life scenario he'd be much more deadly because spin2win, makes him way more agile than a regular fleshpound. But I mean, a regular fleshpound is already guaranteed death for the average viewer so that doesn't mean a lot
@@toybonnefan4646 all godzilla needed to do was defeat the main enemy and every other kaiju will bow down to him. As long as we help Godzilla we can survive.
I think KF2 had a line where scrakes were supposed to be super effective combat medics, but they turned out to be completely uninterested in healing people. Though I imagine most live saving procedures will be quite difficult if one of your arms is a chainsaw. It's not exactly a precision tool.
@@TheBeastr More like dual wielding shortened felling/ dueling axes. The ones used in battles had only one blade, were longer, and had smaller, thinner heads, not to mention a prominent curvature
Have you considered factoring the resource cost of production and possibly how survivability could increase as threat production increases? The supply train to these facilities must be miles long and constant. It'd be very hard to keep any of the cloning labs secret, especially if you have access to satellite scanning or dinner with thermal vision.
my issues: 1. bloats are not clones, they are humans that where given tests for weight loss via insanely powerful drugs that back-fired. ironic. 2. the siren is a clone of the patties wife.
For anyone wondering: the song in the background (from the KF2 OST) is Murderer - Impending Doom. Outside of the Killing Floor 2, that band makes some really fucking badass music.
Literally snorted out loud at the "no peepee" comment. I was unprepared for the sudden change of voice paired with the context and was sent into orbit 😂
Some people say the same thing about Chuck Norris. XD ...but seriously, it's like the don't realize that the overall concept behind the game is largely meant to be campy.
I feel like the world wouldn't fall that easily. Like a pistol shot EXPLODES the head to a regular Zed, and like 100 bullets and take down a fleshpound/scrake (just get like 4 friends with like 20 round AR-15s) and you'd need like 10 people with like 200 - 600 bullets to kill a boss... I know that it primarily takes place in Europe where it's illegal to have a pocket knife but like 2 slashes with a knife kills the Zed
I think bloats DO have a defined origin. It might have came from when the game was still just a mod, but the bloats were normal humans who took weight loss supplements that ended up having the opposite effects, making them former humans. But this also might have been retconed from the lore.
I think anyone who’s ever played killing floor knows that no one would stand a chance at surviving
TheMikeLawz even if I somehow survived all of the waves with my op gunslinger build I’d sure as hell wouldn’t survive the bosses because i’m easily scared by their terrifyingly intimidating faces
Fun fact: when I first played KF2 their sounds used to scare me, especially when I noticed there were fleshpounds approaching me quickly even with me running as fast as i could lol
I mean, it can still be possible. But against Volter, Scrakes, the Patriarch, and Fleshpounds, killing them would no doubt be next to impossible, especially with Volter because he can drain health from you to replenish his own.
Scarkes are pretty op already and in reality they can just one hit you with that saw, no body armour could save you
At first time playing it's scary because ur wonderin' what's those sounds and screams, and even u get higher tier guns, ur first play would be scary as hell and if ur new to kf, all zeds are fucking horrible to look at.
But we say ur on lvl.5 berserker ur just gonna build courage to fucking tanks those fleshpounds or scrakes
Yeh the basic Zeds would die fast but when the big boys come it's over
So far the most questionable thing about this game for me is how there are so many guns in UK.
Ww2 leftovers obviously
Well... Not wanna get all geeky and too deep into lore, but traders make weapons out of a special gel which can be welded into solid, working mechanisms. If you play the game, you can check the upper part of the machine, you'll see info about it (Including how much gel is left), and you can look into the holes in it, and you'll see it's already making a SCAR-H.
Just some guy with useless data, free time, and Killing Floor 2, but, anyways, hope it helps!
Edit: Corrected some things and came with extra info! It seems that ingame, it's called "gel" by the trader pod's skin, but also is pretty much dust in the inventory tab (Probably they didn't change it from older versions where it was a constructing gel instead of dust), also, traders can deconstruct weapons too and return a certain amount of the monetary income (Selling mechanism) along with being able to deconstruct skins/cosmetics, turning them into their respective gel/dust so they can be rebuilt into another object of similar working
Many many weapons are either homemade or for sporting use like varmint rifle or double barrel
@@emilianorios4761 Yep Ak-12 in wwii
They all belong to criminals (except that's bullshit)
Fleshpound : I fear no man...
*_5 guys with fully upgraded RPG_*
Fleshpound : but that thing... It scares me.
one good spot with m2 or kord hmg
Yep!
@@sontran5312 depends on difficulty lol
@@TheBeastr just throw dynamite and u r good to shoot them XD
a firebug carrying Helios Rifle is enough to take on the fleshpound with ease
How to survive in killing floor?
Step 1: don’t live in Europe
Step 2 anything closly resembling horizine don't trust repeat don't trust
Most of the main characters lived in europe
There are a few out breaks in america, in Texas specifically, but that was nuked and canonically the mercs finished the last of them off there
I mean Horzine in Europe sent the mercs to avoid nuking cities but...
America chose the nukes and made Horzine send the mercs to finish the Zeds that survived the nukes
Step 4 live in America where we got guns for days
“Genderless, that means no peepee”
A Wise Man-2019
It cracked me up when i heard that hahah
I like how he said peepee sounds French as fuck.
@Nite Fang no it is not
@Nite Fang bullshit
Nite Fang Bruh then why is sexuality identity? It’s pretty stupid
Ah yes. A group of activist think they know what they're doing and release the Apocalypse. A classic staple in the zombie genre
To fill even more stereotypes its the woman who does it
thetute59 it’s always the women🤦🏽♂️
"the world needs to know" You know what's better? Destroying all the specimens that are locked In horzine to avoid the outbreak.
This games the shit
@@drethefranchise6501 first eve now this 🤦🏻♀️
Hell, even Santa had to buff himself up to survive, that shows how bad The Outbreak is
not really to fight the zeds. his endgame was Krampus.
@@oniemployee3437 But still, he Allied with the mercs to fight the Zeds, also, where is Master Chief at?
At that point the rest of the world should just agree to nuke bomb all of Europe to save humanity
@@lunaticheaven9446 the US were canonically invaded by Zeds not too long after the London outbreak
@@infu7248 but they stopped it quickly before it spread
ANYONE REMEMBER WHEN HE ACCIDENTALLY STREAMED THIS AHHAHAHA
It wasn't long ago too 😂😂😂
Yeah lmao, biggest history of all time.
There are worse things to accidentally stream ...
@@jacobstaten2366 yeah just ask DSP
@@jacobstaten2366 Of course, but it was just surreal clickbait at worst.
Why you wouldn't survive TH-cam's Demonitization
Haha XD
This video actually got age restricted
XD
It's the worst
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"Why you wouldn't survive Killing Floor's zed outbreak"
Because you'll get corner trapped into a wall that you can't jump out of 😂😂😂 Every time
Just use berserker perk and save money for a M99 AMR and you'll survive.
@@marvinradermacher5781 tame him so he couldn't get angry
Just fucking use the ice grenades ir HRG Frostbites
I
Facts
Yeah, cause I'm not a complete badass who can dual wield .500 magnums like it's nothing.
IRL, we're all level 0 survivalists. At best.
Id be the one dude who tried to be a firebug and somehow light myself on fire
Mah boi, how?
Not even a commando chicken
pun intended
-25*
@@TheDevilockedzombie story of my life
It may be worth considering that Horzine is offering slight body modifications to survivors who are willing to fight the Zeds. Keeping it minor modifications for the safety of the survivor while boosting their survivability. This would be the only plausible explanation on how those survivors can do the things they do (like health regeneration, explosive resistance, etc.) without being the powerhouses of Patriarch and Hans.
After endless mode and how patriarch says he makes clones of himself yeah
Horzine controlling the chess boards
Imagine walking around London, hearing a scrake roar.
Lol just run away.
Nah, the siren rapes my ears everytime.
Hearing: "I don't think you fully understand the situation"
Shit...
*falling houses and yelling starts*
Me: well fuck
Well just run! Don’t look back!
The fleshpounds were confirmed to be the cause of the outbreak in canon. They caused the chaos at the first lab and enabled the outbreak.
*FUCKING FLESHPOUNDS*
I wouldn’t doubt it, fleshpounds have some serious anger issues.
@@GR-sx9ri He needs some serious therapy
@@GR-sx9ri sounds like me
@@GR-sx9ri well to be fair can you blame them, after being forcefully mutated?
Still, fuck 'em
0:41 Berserker: *Laughs in 40% movement speed and 35% damage resistance*
And passive healing
you aren't cool
@@ZedekThePlagueDoctor no u
@@oscarsalgado3829 shut up nerd
You Two got em
I kinda want an episode about S.T.A.L.K.E.R. universe next.
Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke
@@chrisconstanti9283 im more of Maslina catching person
Yeah it is interesting as the people who have to deal with the Zone choose to be there. It puts a different perspective on things. Why you wouldn't survive if you CHOOSE to go to the Zone.
You would survive all you had to do is NOT go into the zone...
@@dannyp2970 the Zone is expanding so it would be possible that the horrors of Chernobyl when Strelok destroyed the C-Conciousness
4:38 Fleshpounds were bound in a prison cell situation chained to the walls as their hands were locked in place with restraints which we know as grinders. The device you glossed over is actually a device that pumps them full of adrenaline that's why when it goes from yellow to red you know its raging from all that adrenaline as it uses the grinders to tear people apart into meat and bits of flesh.
I find it hilarious that almost all the soundtrack of this game is Christian heavy metal, blows my mind
?
That's true. No demonic metal at all. Not even Whitechapel, Black Dahlia or Winds Of Plague
This realization ruined the soundtrack for me
@@seoulesskorean7311 why? It still kicks ass, and I'd say it's thematically fitting.
@@seoulesskorean7311 I dont think it ruins anything, I think it's a great subversion of expectations
Based on the wiki I found the additional data that might be interesting:
-Bloats were human subjects in a "weight loss experiment" which went wrong and so were locked up
-the spinning things around the flesh pounds fists were actually part of it's containment, when they broke out they ripped them from the containment unit.
- the screamers were attempts to make a clone of his wife with a singing voice since his wife always wanted to be able to sing
Short answer: Fleshpounds and Scrake.
You're welcome
Nah dude, they got nothing on Crawlers
@@Frost-xu8mn no they got nothing on a group of sirens
Scrakes are harmless and total pushovers when they are not enraged. Just dont piss them off and you are fine.
Short answer: *The fucking Matriarch*
Imagine tryna fight a Husk in real life
Why you wouldn't survive Plants vs Zombies? Mostly as a joke, of course haha
@Z3R0 life hack connect your lawnmower to a chain so it doesn't drive off when murdering zombie
I ALREADY ASKED FOR THAT, IW ANT IT NOW
Hmmm if you have no garden that's probably bad.... How do they deal with apartments I wonder?
@@jeremybarrett3616 Bungee and catapults maybe
edit: although the most basketballs could do is break a window
Well the Ombies where here since the beginning of the dinosaurs and out lasted humans in the future so
game: gets money from killing
me: wait you guys are getting paid?
Your name brings mixed feelings
@@micaheliason1424 why? cuz i kill people though a app and dont get paid?
@@UncommonAlly o w o
@@minecraftsteve2504 hey blocky dude
@@heartlover9593 fuck off virgin.
Me: *Reads video title*
Me: *Thinks of a fleshpound*
Me:Do people really need an explanation for why we would get screwed?
why are you roleplaying
Nah, we'd be fucked up but not screwed. I mean, in game a .50 Cal can kill the bosses in a few shots.
Any one that played the game doesn't.
@@l0sts0ul89 Yeah, if you play on beginner mode
@@unspoken3069
Expect this is real life , if a Elephant could killed with a weaker round. I think a Fleshpound with a way weaker skull and smaller one at that wouldn't survive.
Everybody gangsta til the gorefiend starts spinning.
Middle-mouse-button parrying: "Allow me to introduce myself"
@@pixelmaster98 parrying IRL is hard AF. I use to take swordplay lessons and honestly your best bet is to learn kendo to deal with them. because you'll be more likely to go with an instinct to take an openning immediately.
@@lordblazer I'm aware, I took a few swordfighting classes a few months ago as well (wasn't for me, though).
That being said, I don't recall parrying with the middle-mouse-button in real life, either XD
Everybody gangsta till 6 quarter pounds spawn next to you
Everyone gangsta til the gorefiend becomes a fidget spinner
Even if the zeds consist of clots and clots alone, we will still take some massive catastrophic causalities
worst case for the US; loss of roughly 2/3 of the population.
Haven't fully watched the video but I'm calling it now, the "no pee-pee" comment at 2:04 is the best part
*No PeE PeE*
i agree
Ok
I think 7:04 rivals that for me. Laughed a bit too hard.
9:19 Renember the wide and impressive GIRTH .
wow such gaming: gives facts and teaches us about cells and other things
also wow such gaming: that means no pee pee
this is what i subscribed for
Scrake knocks at door: "Excuse me. Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour, chainsaw?!"
"UNACCEPTABLLLE!!!"
Now I know why patriarch says “that one was my favorite” when you killed a clot
Sckiredzu the Clot is based off Kevin's dead son. So it's obvious
"Why you wouldn't survive Killing Floor's zed outbreak"
One word: Fleshpounds
Jokes on you I got upgraded deagles under my bed
-This post was made by the Gunslinger Gang
GUNSLINGER GANG GG
GD GrAz jokes on you I have a m99 under my pillow
You want to be chewed into pieces? By armour!
I see you have no grenades. Buy some.
Ha ha you guys are funny in my parents basement I live in I have every weapon
@@savagecake3185 a Survivalist I see
A while ago, they added a new boss called "The Matriarch" which is more cybernetic hulking beast that has a plasma Cannon, an extendable claw, the same tentacle as the patriarch cloaking ability, a Tesla blast (which change the electricity to each person) and has ability like the sirens scream on top of that.
She's also the person who's responsible before even making the EDAR's. And she's been cloned a lot as well. So, yeah.
She came 2019 Christmas update
"you would need long range to kill them"
Me, a berserker main: *am i a joke to you*
"Why you wouldn't survive dying"
Thanks doc.
One. The stalker was designed after the patriarchs daughter.
Two. The siren was designed after the patriarchs wife.
The scrake has no intro as the footage was never made and was suppose to be a boss character but the idea was scraped and since to late in development tripwire did what they did.
The fleshpound is a force mutated zombie yes but was restrained and heavily sedated but once broke free those spinner on his arms were is restraints now made into weapons.
Bound fact. Still no fucking story mode like gameplay for killing floor 1 or 2 which needs to happen so the lore can be more flushed out than what it is.
If anything this is the only game I care about having lore and it needing to be told because not much is known as to where other game the lore can be guessed at with subtle hints andnclues throughout the game.
shut up nerd, they left out lore on purpose, early KF mod had a story and cinematics
killing floor 1 has official objective maps which is the closest to story mode
im pretty sure we meet the patriarchs (real) daughter or niece or something like that and unlock a character from doing one of them
The objective maps are the storymode, though.
There’s a story mode in killing floor incursion if you wanna count that
@@anthonynguyen3731 nope.
@Wow Such Gaming
You forgot the *"Quarter Pounders"*
That's an easy response. They're Fleshpound clones with 1/4 of the Fleshpound's total health, with just about the same damage output. The Quarter Pounds are a newer Zed, which is why we didn't see them until Killing Floor 2's 2016 Summer Sideshow event, which from there they became a part of the Zed waves
Royale with cheese
@@ironmaidenjr.8471 Hi, Senor.
@@MegaManXPoweredUp I keep rusty toothbrushes at the laundromat
King fleshpound
OOooh god.
Good luck with scp containment breach.
You need it
.
XK-End-of-the-world scenario of a breach happens
Depend on how bad of a breach keep in mind there are plenty of scp that could be used to counter a breach
@@lordofthepatrick We should also remember that there are some Scp that can't be countered.
It matter like if Edens gate decide death and there’s also the day light one and don’t forget the gods
imagine if he reads al the scps lol
If you consider the Kf1 Hillbily Horror Halloween as canon, the zeds have some kind of infecting qualities. After all, the townsfolk did turn into zed like creatures after eating the zeds.
I love that the Clots don't die when headshot because their brain matter is spread all around their body.
And that Gorefasts are basically aggressive Clots where Horzine went "meh, throw some swords on it."
" a genderless, that means no Peepee"
😆
nor poo poo
@@Di_616 Your reply is stupid
@@nickhannah9543 thats why its funny
@@nickhannah9543 your reply isn't necessary.
@@Tengokuchi Shut your bitch ass up
6:10
Uh, hate to burst everyone’s bubble, but Hans and Kevin are basically BBQ buddies. They even make “bets” about who’s clones will kill the Horzine Meowcenaries first.
Source: Endless mode.
Why you wouldn't Survive a trip through Silent Hill
That is simple pyramid head
That only applies if your james sunderland or have a similar backstory
Each silent hill is different for each person
Silent hill has a thing with the symbolisms in the protagonist's life
M60 with hollow pounts 👌
Wait. What if we didn't want to survive the outbreak?
what’s the safest way to die
@@toaster9922 from personal experience I tried killing myself with a shit ton of pain and sleep pills. Docs said if I was an hour later at the hospital I would have been dead. So in an Apocalyptic scenario try that
Then you'd survive
@@toaster9922 space vacuum freezing and suffocating
@@thatsoundslikeheresytomeyo4960
lol
"why you wouldn't survive killing floor's zed outbreak"
I got 2 words for you
flesh pound
I got also 1 word for you
Crawler
@@Fatchick2316 I got another one…
Stalker
Only one zed that scares everyone the most. King Fleshpound.
ZACKKKKAASSSSS
your channel is a huge motivation for me and I appreciate every video you put out and all the effort it takes
Yay, a video on my current favourite Zombie Shooter! Even though they're technically cloned abominations and not Zombies!
they're not zombies nerd
"skrakes are the bosses among zeds" tell that to a fully upgraded doomstick firing all 4 barrels to the head at point blank range.
Look at the moves
Look at the cleanse
Zed, what was that?!?!?
Me, who never played Killing Floor: *sees thumbnail* yeah my boi I think it's self-explanatory.
Me: Walks into wave 8/10.
Me: Sees a flesh pound.
Me: Runs for my life.
Me: Gets hit by flesh pound and dies.
me: sees a fleshpound
also me: *kills it in seconds because this game is actually pretty ez*
situation 2
me: *about the get hit by a fleshpound and isn't playing tanky perks like Berserker or Medic*
also me: *pulls out a knife parries the attack and takes hardly any damage switches to gunz and kills it by unloading half of a mag into its head*
lvl 2 SWAT shooting the fleshpound with the default pistol
And that's why I order body armor in bulk. Remfred, order more body armor!
Me in the background:run bitch ruuuun!!!
Me I'll be riding the British museum a suit of armour and a longsword smoking a cigar screaming Britannia we will defend this island fight them on the beaches were carry on fighting till dead
I know your more on the zombie side but if you did a, why you wouldn’t survive outlast. That would be AWESOME
L.O.D.S OF E.M.O.N.E
WHAT’S THAT SPELL?
*_LOADS OF MONEY!_*
(probably.)
*DOSH*
@@chernobylite8468 grab it while you can lads
This is a story about money, LOADS OF MONEY!
Here comes the money train
Money Drop! You're most welcome!
Also, if you thought that what was presented here is not enough, just remember, that there are also:
Quarter Pounds - A miniature versions of Fleshpounds coming in groups, that while less resiliant to gunfire and explosions, cover the ground much faster and are easily able to pin you into a corner, while simultaneously beating you to a dead pulp.
And - the one and only:
King Fleshpound - A larger, deadlier and angrier version of a regular Fleshpound, this monstrosity adapted to constant punishment from humans, becoming even more resiliant, being able to cover itself with a shield after taking enough damage and last but not least, being able to shoot a laser from its chest that will evaporate your flesh in mere seconds.
Amazing video by the way!
Good video, but you forgot to mention several possibilities. The stalkers show up under UV and infrared light, which is how they were monitored at Wyre. This is why the commando perk is able to spot them canonically. A few motion sensors and counterfeit-checking flashlights could be used to screen emigrant checkpoints and refuge centers. The clot variants (Cyst, Clot, Slasher, Gores) are basically as weak as any normal human and die from a few well placed bullets. Considering the weaponry available in the world, these shouldn't be an issue for any armed force. The Scrake is a true threat, as with the fleshpound due to their sheer strength and resistance to pain, however a strong enough magnetic/electromagnetic force would incapacitate both of them due to the electronics and metals present, same for the siren as well. Crawlers are hypothetically weak to a can of Raid. EMPs neutralize robots. This only leaves the boss zeds (K. Fleshpound, Hans, Patty, and Abomination) and the Bloat. The first three of those rely heavily on metals and electronics to even survive and an EMP would assist in bringing them down. Bloat variants would be easy to take out with some explosives, or maybe incendiary, considering their weaknesses. Ultimately, only the continental Eastern world (Europe, africa, asia) would be affected (by the zeds), unless the scientists sent out a plane carrying zeds or clones of themselves to the Americas, Australia, and various islands. The global economy would suffer greatly, potentially leading to mass famine and depression, however human extinction would not occur, unless the D.A.Rs in these areas were hacked by Patty as well to turn against their owners without an EMP device present.
(Below is potentially non-canon)
In addition to all of this, in KFMod, there is a playable character named "Claire the Stalker," a Stalker captured by the DRF (Not mentioned in any other KF game, potentially code for the Horzine Operatives by the British Govt.) She is capable of human interaction, table etiquette, using a toilet, reading, how to use a firearm, and speech. She is unable to cloak, potentially indicating that there is a way to remove the stalker's cloaking ability altogether, though this may just be an anomaly of the cloning process. Having a zed sympathetic for the human resistance shows they are capable of empathy and persuasion, though this is purely speculative as we do not know how she eventually joined the DRF.
Considering the cyst, slasher, and clot have cut marks along their body (or are referenced as doing such in other media), it can be reasonably assumed that they self-mutilate, likely due to the understanding of human emotion, and/or neurochemical manipulation (implants, think like the pound's chest core, but with dopamine and serotonin) causing dependency. They are also shown in-game of being capable of speech. Provided we had the resources and ability to do so, we could hypothetically convice these specimens to join the Horzine Operatives.
Also, if the KF2 map Biotics Lab and the game KF: Incursion is to be taken as canon, the Clot Mother and Vile Matron both require raw material (carrion) to manufacture the Zeds. Without a steady supply of human corpses (unknown if livestock can be used), the cloning labs would slow greatly, unless the zed corpses themselves were recycled, allowing for a (albeit slow) victory for the survivors.
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Thank you for reading all of that randomness. I'm super tired but I really wanted to talk about Killing Floor.
I probably have some contradictions in there somewhere, but the canon of this game is royally fucked at times. I apologize.
Not only would I not survive this, but this is the most terrifying end of the world scenario I've ever seen
Yeah i couldn't survive that time where Fleshpounds got me in a corner they took their time sharing me lol.
NSFW
LMAO. Sounds like a bad time in prison.
Favorite class in KF1 was support specialist. Get that aa12 on wave 4 and even being double-dicked by a pair of fleshpounds wasn't too bad. As long as you didn't run dry on ammo...
@@hippiehippo9030 my fav was and still is Berserker cause once you get level 25 with Dwarfs!? axe then you can pretty much clear the entire zed outbreak
you forgot the King Fleshpounds but it was good
They're basicly a bigger version of the normal fleshpound
He's pathetic
Agreeing with most of the comments on the king fleshpound. It’s first reveal was when it was the most deadliest due to lack of knowledge of it’s attack patterns. Once people figured out all u had to do was crouch to avoid the laser it fired it made dealing with the king fleshpound much easier, since everything else is exactly like a normal fleshpound.
what about the gingerbread men
@@theyfactor9655 In a real life scenario he'd be much more deadly because spin2win, makes him way more agile than a regular fleshpound. But I mean, a regular fleshpound is already guaranteed death for the average viewer so that doesn't mean a lot
0:31 *Recalls moments in KF1 where Clots and Crawlers would feast on your corpse when you die*
They may not be zombies, but they sure do act like them
Anyone who plays kf2 knows nobody would be able to survive. The zombies are all unique, and each has its own way of torturing/hurting the player.
Zeds *
Can you do prototypes blacklight virus next?
Definitely should
Yes please
Yes, that is a good one
PRROOOOTOOOOTYYYYPPPEEE
he should call them infected not zombies I hope so
Ha, just gimme some dosh and watch me go
Dosh, a stoner and centerfire is all I need
The real reason I would die is because they spawn around every corner and behind you when you turn your back for more than 2 seconds.
"Some of these Spider-Man can develops a vetiligo"
*Uncle Ruckus appears*
"Lucky bastards, i got REvitiligo."
2:03 😂😂😂😂 YO! That caught me off guard there
Head to the trading pod, buy things, not like it will matter, you'll still die.
I'm in love with this game dude, I'm a level 22 beserker 😂
I am in love with it to because I am a level 25 commando and it's so addicting and I love it
i also love the game max prestige everything now
I’m a Prestige 2 level 22 but I’m trying to get better at the other perks since I can’t aim for shit which is why I play berserker 🙃
@@mataursa9287 I can't aim for shit either XD the perks i use you don't usually have to aim just point in the general direction lol
Thank you so much for covering this games lore its such an underrated game with lots of content and my favorite survival co-op game
I wish my friends still played it
Why you Wouldn't survive Godzilla's Monsterverse
Do you really need a video to know why?
nigga it's godzilla
You can lol, Monarch has underground bunkers around the world
@@aerithofmyore Bro its Godzilla he will probably shove another kaiju into the ground going through most likely 900 miles of Earth maybe even more
@@toybonnefan4646 all godzilla needed to do was defeat the main enemy and every other kaiju will bow down to him. As long as we help Godzilla we can survive.
I can imagine someone leaning on the wall for a coffee break and accidentally leaning on the button and starting a whole epidemic
“News Flash; I don’t like the underground-ness of this place!”
-Mr. Frosty, having played enough Resident Evil to know where things are going
I think KF2 had a line where scrakes were supposed to be super effective combat medics, but they turned out to be completely uninterested in healing people.
Though I imagine most live saving procedures will be quite difficult if one of your arms is a chainsaw. It's not exactly a precision tool.
Reminds me of how the Terminator has extensive knowledge on human anatomy, but only so it knows how to kill people more efficiently.
9:56 Maces?! Oversized axes maybe, but that is not a mace.
Duel Wielding BattleAxes
@@TheBeastr More like dual wielding shortened felling/ dueling axes.
The ones used in battles had only one blade, were longer, and had smaller, thinner heads, not to mention a prominent curvature
@@kovi567 k
Yeah now the abomination axes are available for retard berserkers to use
The stalker may be made up but I swear the description you gave it literally describes my stalker lol
4:22 imagine getting packed up by a goofy ass invisible zombie thats doing capo. Id be so fucking pissed 😂😂😂😂
Woman casually just starting a extinction level apocalypse with the press of a button
“While creatures like the 🅱️LOT”
I actually wanted the Xen Invasion
ikr
that's not a real zed
Hey man! Keep up the good work!
Gorefasts swing their blades like yoda swings his lightsaber in LEGO Star Wars
2:14 rip and tear joke opportunity missed
DoomEternal when?
me, reading the title: gee does it have anything to do with how the fleshpounds have blenders for hands?
"You are just a bag of dosh to me"
literally bought the game yesterday for sale and now this?
im hella hooked
Welcome fellow Horzine mercenary
Welcome fellow Horzine mercenary
have fun !
Have you considered factoring the resource cost of production and possibly how survivability could increase as threat production increases? The supply train to these facilities must be miles long and constant. It'd be very hard to keep any of the cloning labs secret, especially if you have access to satellite scanning or dinner with thermal vision.
"THIS IS THE BEST FOOTAGE I COULD FIND" Throws in a clip of a piece of my soul ,.,
my issues:
1. bloats are not clones, they are humans that where given tests for weight loss via insanely powerful drugs that back-fired. ironic.
2. the siren is a clone of the patties wife.
The initial series of bloats were modified citizens, the current ones are clones of the originals.
@@un-capital3666 moist
2. *the clone of his wife that killed his wife, ironic
The stalker is also a clone of patty's daughter...
my issues:
1. you are a nerd
2. you are also a nerd
3. you need to lose some weight with insanely powerful drugs
3. you have no wife
i still believe it's pronounced "hor-zeen". fight me irl
thats how its pronounced in-game
@@Lagdroid I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT AS FACT
@@mongrel_97 no, the way you said it is how it's pronounced in-game lmao
the creator of this video pronounces it wrong
I've always pronounced horizon, must've read it wrong
I pronounce it Whore-zeen
Who else noticed impending doom "murderer" playing in the background in the first minute?! 😆
That christian death metal bands?? Not a big fan of them, but ye i recognize them
Its part of the in game soundtrack my man
Wow holy crap I had no idea XD thats really cool!
DEMONIZATION APOCALYPSE (ik I'm late)
Me but I got a Moto to kill Zed's rack em up and knock them down and kick ass and take names and I like kicking some ass
For anyone wondering: the song in the background (from the KF2 OST) is Murderer - Impending Doom. Outside of the Killing Floor 2, that band makes some really fucking badass music.
Literally snorted out loud at the "no peepee" comment.
I was unprepared for the sudden change of voice paired with the context and was sent into orbit 😂
Suprised I haven't seen any comments about "THAT GUY"(Doom guy). Cuz apparently he can survive anything according to some people
Some people say the same thing about Chuck Norris. XD
...but seriously, it's like the don't realize that the overall concept behind the game is largely meant to be campy.
"I'm gonna go out and kill some zombies hell yeah!"
Okay good luck I'm gonna either just chill until i inevitably die or jump off a tall building
Make sure to put all your valuables in a marked, easy to loot chest. That's just good manners.
-sighs- ugh they're not zombies!!!
“a genderless - it means no pp” favorite quote
Why you wouldn't survive Emergence Day (The Locust Horde from Gears of War) would be a cool one :)
I feel like the world wouldn't fall that easily. Like a pistol shot EXPLODES the head to a regular Zed, and like 100 bullets and take down a fleshpound/scrake (just get like 4 friends with like 20 round AR-15s) and you'd need like 10 people with like 200 - 600 bullets to kill a boss... I know that it primarily takes place in Europe where it's illegal to have a pocket knife but like 2 slashes with a knife kills the Zed
Wish you included footage of the E.D.A.R. when you brought it up.
I channeled my inner 10 year old when you said “ that means it has no *pee pee*”.
I love the Killing Floor 2 soundtrack
Hearing the yell of the fleshpound is one of the most blood curdling things you could ever hear
I think bloats DO have a defined origin. It might have came from when the game was still just a mod, but the bloats were normal humans who took weight loss supplements that ended up having the opposite effects, making them former humans. But this also might have been retconed from the lore.