@@SovereignWinds somone who is mainstream don't think for themselves like that, they just pick and choose ideas and which social group u wanna be in. Wouldn't recommend that for long term development
I've been listening to him non-stop for a week on at least 3 players at a time, and his voice has replaced mine for my internal brain voice, it is possible my friends
Now?!?! Bud, haven't you ever heard of COPS? That show was the original Florida Man compilation series!😂 I know because I'm a Floridian, and I've seen more than a few people I know in that mf!😂
My husband pointed out that the guy who used a weather balloon to kill himself was probably trying to make sure his family got the life insurance since they won’t pay out to the family in the case of suicide but will for murder…
That was very ill planned just by putting like 3 seconds of thought into it and realizing he was pretty much setting himself in a position where his life would be compromised
@@confusedDruid You can't charge insurance if you send yourself to the grave. What I'm trying to say is that it's very easy to figure out with all the circumstances that he was trying to get that money.
Good god covid was a terrible time with horrible people. The farther we get away from the lockdown the more I forget how absolutely unhinged stupid people were about masks.
Additional issue with milk heist I'm not sure Charlie even remembered was a factor, it has a short shelf life, it's gonna expire lol. When he mentioned sitting on the milk for years and only talked about how slow the turnaround would be, I kinda wondered if he realized they can't sit on the milk for years lol, it'll all expire in weeks
Fermented milk turns to cheese then fermented yogurt then fermented yogurt turns into butter then the butter ferments into cheese thus making money off it by selling these things, therefore yes you can sit on milk for years
@@Anonymous1937 Well, by your explanation you no longer have milk though. It's not like people can substitute milk with yogurt or cheese for everything. I also don't think you get safe or commercial-grade products from fermenting that much milk without an actual purpose-built fermentation setup, which would be a whole additional investment. Milk doesn't just "turn into" yogurt and cheese you're gonna be able to sell without some intervention. At that point you're only gonna make a decent return on investment if you continue running your fermentation plant as a legit commercial business lol
@@ryleighs9575 I see where you are coming from, yet you failed to realise that it is still made from milk, therefore you still have milk, just in semi solid state and solid state, the fermentation plant thing I get, but seeing as this dude did a milk heist we can assume he Jerry rigged a fermentation like contraption
@@Anonymous1937 I mean, does paper serve the same purposes as lumber? Constituent parts and the nature of the whole are different things. Maybe he could jerry rig that lol, I would love to see what that'd end up looking like :P
@7:35 honestly sounds like the guy was having some sort of mental health episode. Especially if he's claiming to do drastic stuff like sail out to sea in a plastic hamster ball with a bomb apparently. While claiming if they interfere he will delete himself from existence. No person in their right mind would be saying that stuff nor doing it. Honestly sounded like he needed a mental health evaluation Charlie: hes taking it out hes following the instructions *me casually reading the lego instructions to my lego set build, as he says that line*. this man really is jesus
“What friends throw rocks at each-other?” Not me, immediately called out because I have a scar on my left eyebrow from me and a young friend throwing rocks at a eachother through a fence because they seemingly didn’t fit at first,😅
So according to Wikipedia: "Baluchi was born in Rasht,and in Iran was tortured and served 18 months of a two-year sentence for offenses against Islam; as of October 2014 he is a Catholic. After cycling for the Iranian national team, in 1992 he defected to Germany, where he was a member of a professional cycling teamand cycled through 55 countries promoting world peace. He arrived in the United States in 2002 from Mexico and was granted political asylum after five months in detention. He has set records as a runner and a cyclist, with the aim of promoting world peace. " Logically, his only next step was to move to Florida. Why hadn't there been a movie made about him yet??
The mask people ones I see are so funny. During the height of lockdown, I saw an elderly man with an oxygen mask (the big kind that goes over your nose and mouth), zoomin through the grocery store on his electric chair, with a paper mask strapped over his (already covered by the medical device) lower face. It was amazing. If we hadn't been in the danger zone of a plague I would have wanted to hug him.
I'm a 3rd shifter & I'd absolutely love 2 have Charlie narrate one of my nights at work! Charlie man,your videos have gotten me through a great many terrible nights working the graveyard shift! Much appreciated!!
I had to lookup the rooster one out of curiosity and so I'm sharing for those also curious. A bunch of kids ranging from 7 to 12 witnessed the dude walk off his land and into the road with an iron pipe where he killed the rooster. Says crying witnesses asked why the dude was so mean cause the rooster didn't attack him. Apparently neighbors also said the rooster wasn't violent. Tldr dude killed the rooster on purpose in front of kids then tried to hide it.
So the first shark this guy comes across and gets curious. What do you think it's going to do? Well, since it doesn't have hands or arms, it's going to use it's mouth. POP! SHARK Food.
For the milk one i just realized that you can sell it at farmers markets and advertize them as "fresh farm milk" bc ppl who go to markets buy the hell outa that for some reason
Funnily enough the reason we hear so much out of Florida is because they actually have very transparent and open government laws that allow stuff to get seen by the media faster and more openly than any other state in the Union the reason we see so many Florida's man stories is actually an example of Florida doing a good thing
Can you imagine the amount of money that it cost tax payers to save the bubble water walking man. If he dies, its gonna be someones fault and not only his own. Officials and authorities have a responsibility to keep citizens save, even when they refuse
What pisses ME off is they spend so much time, money, and effort keeping this guy from “killing himself” like it’s some heroic act, but yet society is completely fine with locking that same person in a box “for their safety”. For a species that acts so fascinated With death and chaos society sure acts petty sensitive about the subject. Yea this guys not allowed to shorten his life and yet it’s perfectly fine for society to steal their years by locking them up and forgetting about it. I’ve always thought it was backwards and hypocritical. The very foundation of our species is unstable and we are definitely not the final step to an intelligent civilization.
Charlie is the best florida man
no bath salts
no wacky business
it's just jesus with a deep voice
And a great youtube father figure
@@SovereignWinds somone who is mainstream don't think for themselves like that, they just pick and choose ideas and which social group u wanna be in. Wouldn't recommend that for long term development
@@beezzaroll ur a prime example of what I was talking about
Somehow, he is both the most Florida and the most Man all in one divine being.
Cant stop thinking of Jesus on the cross with a falsetto voice 😂😂
I want Charlie to narrate my life
Thissss.
Sorry if it's rude but
Are you a femboy? Just curious
I've been listening to him non-stop for a week on at least 3 players at a time, and his voice has replaced mine for my internal brain voice, it is possible my friends
Calm down simp.
@@cool0collin most underrated comment.
Florida man
Take me by the hand
Lead me to the land
That you understand
Nice! 🤘
Florida man!
I can't believe we as a society managed to come this far that we can now create compilations of men residing in florida
my people 😁🍿
Even ppl from the past predicated society would only get worse, in many ways, 😂but I don't think they could predict this😂😂
Now?!?! Bud, haven't you ever heard of COPS? That show was the original Florida Man compilation series!😂 I know because I'm a Floridian, and I've seen more than a few people I know in that mf!😂
Only Florida man would argue with the Grim Reaper on a beach.
My husband pointed out that the guy who used a weather balloon to kill himself was probably trying to make sure his family got the life insurance since they won’t pay out to the family in the case of suicide but will for murder…
That was very ill planned just by putting like 3 seconds of thought into it and realizing he was pretty much setting himself in a position where his life would be compromised
@code_renard that was the intention though...
@@confusedDruid You can't charge insurance if you send yourself to the grave. What I'm trying to say is that it's very easy to figure out with all the circumstances that he was trying to get that money.
The police think so too. He googled if they pay out for suicide, and his retirement savings were also running out.
charlie with glasses is such a cutie patootie
he’s literally gorgeous 😭
i was about to say this, never seen him w glasses but it looks good on him
Time stamp?
@@Milk-ck1wv literally the beginning of the video
i love his glasses but you're spot on
Good god covid was a terrible time with horrible people. The farther we get away from the lockdown the more I forget how absolutely unhinged stupid people were about masks.
me and my neighbor sitting on the porch crying laughing at this shit. There really is nothing like living in Florida
Additional issue with milk heist I'm not sure Charlie even remembered was a factor, it has a short shelf life, it's gonna expire lol. When he mentioned sitting on the milk for years and only talked about how slow the turnaround would be, I kinda wondered if he realized they can't sit on the milk for years lol, it'll all expire in weeks
Fermented milk turns to cheese then fermented yogurt then fermented yogurt turns into butter then the butter ferments into cheese thus making money off it by selling these things, therefore yes you can sit on milk for years
@@Anonymous1937 Well, by your explanation you no longer have milk though. It's not like people can substitute milk with yogurt or cheese for everything.
I also don't think you get safe or commercial-grade products from fermenting that much milk without an actual purpose-built fermentation setup, which would be a whole additional investment. Milk doesn't just "turn into" yogurt and cheese you're gonna be able to sell without some intervention. At that point you're only gonna make a decent return on investment if you continue running your fermentation plant as a legit commercial business lol
@@ryleighs9575 I see where you are coming from, yet you failed to realise that it is still made from milk, therefore you still have milk, just in semi solid state and solid state, the fermentation plant thing I get, but seeing as this dude did a milk heist we can assume he Jerry rigged a fermentation like contraption
@@Anonymous1937 I mean, does paper serve the same purposes as lumber? Constituent parts and the nature of the whole are different things. Maybe he could jerry rig that lol, I would love to see what that'd end up looking like :P
@@ryleighs9575 same
EXCUSE ME. “Milk mafia”? Put some respect on their name. They’re the MOOFIA.
@7:35 honestly sounds like the guy was having some sort of mental health episode. Especially if he's claiming to do drastic stuff like sail out to sea in a plastic hamster ball with a bomb apparently. While claiming if they interfere he will delete himself from existence.
No person in their right mind would be saying that stuff nor doing it. Honestly sounded like he needed a mental health evaluation
Charlie: hes taking it out hes following the instructions
*me casually reading the lego instructions to my lego set build, as he says that line*. this man really is jesus
yeah, it sounds kinda like a manic episode, my mom had one a couple of years ago and tried to build a church
“What friends throw rocks at each-other?”
Not me, immediately called out because I have a scar on my left eyebrow from me and a young friend throwing rocks at a eachother through a fence because they seemingly didn’t fit at first,😅
what an amazing image in my mind, charlie panicking (in tshirt and shorts ofc) as a rooster flares up at him lmao
In that situation I feel like any reaction one has is justified. When I was five a goose started chasing me. I flipped out and ran crying to my mom.
begging for a Kickstarter crap compilation 😫
oh boywhen they compile it, that sleep will be a banger
creatures known as florida men
Even Death itself fears these beings.
Why the fuck are we not allowed to cross oceans in inflatable balls?
Can't let anybody find the Loading Zone between Continents.
It’s kinda sad 😭 like watching an animal repeatly try to escape being near u cuz their scared and just falls off a cliff
Because searching for a sun dried corpse tumbling around in a ball in the middle of the ocean is expensive, yet his family would 100% demand it.
So according to Wikipedia:
"Baluchi was born in Rasht,and in Iran was tortured and served 18 months of a two-year sentence for offenses against Islam; as of October 2014 he is a Catholic. After cycling for the Iranian national team, in 1992 he defected to Germany, where he was a member of a professional cycling teamand cycled through 55 countries promoting world peace. He arrived in the United States in 2002 from Mexico and was granted political asylum after five months in detention. He has set records as a runner and a cyclist, with the aim of promoting world peace. "
Logically, his only next step was to move to Florida. Why hadn't there been a movie made about him yet??
Underrated channel you deserve more than 6k subs. We love moist compilations
finally channel who glued up all critical videos so i can listen to them to sleep
The mask people ones I see are so funny. During the height of lockdown, I saw an elderly man with an oxygen mask (the big kind that goes over your nose and mouth), zoomin through the grocery store on his electric chair, with a paper mask strapped over his (already covered by the medical device) lower face. It was amazing. If we hadn't been in the danger zone of a plague I would have wanted to hug him.
I got jump scared by Charlie in goofy glasses.
i love how charlie went from hating florida to loving it lmfao
The funniest part is Bermuda isn’t even even with Florida, it’s off the Carolina coast 🤣
Babe wake up! New Charlie comp!!
37 minutes fresh get it when it’s good
I’m dying at the chicken one the chicken police 😭😭
As someone who was in band during covid there was a small zipper slit in the masks that allowed for people to play their instruments
florida is so crazy fr, in high school, an elderly man shot and killed himself right behind the school on the first week
His hair is looking very majestic!!
I'm a 3rd shifter & I'd absolutely love 2 have Charlie narrate one of my nights at work! Charlie man,your videos have gotten me through a great many terrible nights working the graveyard shift! Much appreciated!!
If you ever had those intrusive thoughts of "I wonder if someone has ever tried...", a Florida man is probably the one who tried it.
Just think at least one of them has had sex with an aligator and a tiger …. Someone somewhere probably in Florida has fucked a tiger !
i listen to these while i play runescape all day long, and then listen to these when im sleeping. my life is good
1:12:01 Charlie, for loves sake, you just don’t call saxophones brass instruments, they’re woodwinds, woodwinds use reeds, brass use cups
Charlie calling the saxophone a brass instrument broke my heart
13:34 wasn’t watching the screen until now and got jumpscared by this frame
Pretty much everything I know about Florida man I have learned from Charlie.
Charlie wearing glasses is like my dad coming back with the milk
Bro was trynna find the one piece
6:03 if the guy had a boat with him, this would have been an astounding feat 😂
26:56 we don’t have basements here in Florida, unless you’re like on the brink of the borderlines between Alabama and Georgia
If you knew anything about that face-eating case youd know that it wasnt bath salts Charles
Watching this while playing mad max
I had to lookup the rooster one out of curiosity and so I'm sharing for those also curious. A bunch of kids ranging from 7 to 12 witnessed the dude walk off his land and into the road with an iron pipe where he killed the rooster. Says crying witnesses asked why the dude was so mean cause the rooster didn't attack him. Apparently neighbors also said the rooster wasn't violent.
Tldr dude killed the rooster on purpose in front of kids then tried to hide it.
1:09:50 Charlie's reaction to this is so beautiful. Words can't describe it.
Who you gonna call? Chicken ambulance.
I LOVE HIM SM AND HIS CHANNEL 😭💕🦋such a goat so blunt too lol
Another good video!🎉
So the first shark this guy comes across and gets curious. What do you think it's going to do? Well, since it doesn't have hands or arms, it's going to use it's mouth. POP! SHARK Food.
My guy actually appreciates each and every comment
As a Florida man, I can confirm this is what we do in our free time.
The scooter guy is me when Varre gives me the Morgan sigil
why cant he just hire a team to navigate and legally do this riding next to him doing this
for the hamster wheel across atlantic guy
Finance & ego
The least Drunkie McDrunkfinger could've done was tuck his gigantic gut into his swim trunks!
"Oh, Brandy, you're a fine girl. What a good wife you would be, but my life, my love and my lady is my ball."
Y'know I actually enjoyed when masks were mandatory because I could wear cute femboy face masks without people asking why I'm wearing a mask 😅
In 20 years not only will Florida be under water; but Charlie would be hitting his 50s. Would he even still be updating us on the news at that point?
As a band kid during covid, they actually made special masks that you could put your instruments through, so her argument is still stupid.
I disagree with some of Charlie’s takes sometimes but I love the way he speaks and it’s not like I’ll ignore his points .
Idk why I thought Charlie was gonna be serious then for a sec then he says the guy can spin the hurricane away😭
Ok, but how does this affect LeBrons legacy?
They got camera man in this video with bright ass jacket
Big roo clearly wasn't a domesticated rooster, he couldn't just keep him under surveillance
For the milk one i just realized that you can sell it at farmers markets and advertize them as "fresh farm milk" bc ppl who go to markets buy the hell outa that for some reason
Bro this milk one is the new Boston tea party “Florida milk Party💀”
Fuck me up, Florida!!!
I don’t live in Florida but maybe I should. I couldn’t make it past the first story without dying.
He was trying keep cops away from him by saying he had bomb
i thought the Miller Lite guy was gonna say “i learned that from Fox News”
Funnily enough the reason we hear so much out of Florida is because they actually have very transparent and open government laws that allow stuff to get seen by the media faster and more openly than any other state in the Union the reason we see so many Florida's man stories is actually an example of Florida doing a good thing
His plastic ball might make him target for fish
That giant women thinks she's a hero starting this chanting
This is fresh
As a Florida man I concur.
Charlie is the ultimate Florida man. These others are just weak pretenders.
Games like this are fun but the tower defense part ruins it because it always makes u wait forever to build shit
I wonder if the antimaskers are happy now
Don’t grutting let there be more than one class per, holy rap bulwark is already powerful, imagine six of the rotters!
That's harassment sitting outside someone window screaming at them for opening there window
I once met a florida man at a gas station smoking a dipped cigarette he told me he was born in Ohio
I watch these videos to read the comments
not me getting a bible ad charlie jesus has spoken
He could've kept the rooster inside the house
Had like a filming a movie camra filming that pregnant old guy
Sooo my homie asked me what I would compare Florida to and I said a GTA server ..
All I see are big backs at that grilled cheese restaurant 😂😂😂😂
would the bubble guy not run out of oxygen super fast?
Bro they have like a month to sell all that milk that's crazy
Why is Charlie the most w person on yt
I almost forgot how much Charlie used to cry and whine about Covid 😂😂😂
Guy who killed the rooster looks like david koechner
i like the chicken police story😂😂😂
Wouldn’t he…. Run out of air?
Can you imagine the amount of money that it cost tax payers to save the bubble water walking man. If he dies, its gonna be someones fault and not only his own. Officials and authorities have a responsibility to keep citizens save, even when they refuse
If you type Florida man followed by your birthday onto google
For example Florida Man August 4th you'll have a good laugh
1:09:57 the greatest reaction of all time im dying
It's a rooster in bird family birds carry disease I wouldn't want to get scratched by one that's not supervised
bless your soul
What pisses ME off is they spend so much time, money, and effort keeping this guy from “killing himself” like it’s some heroic act, but yet society is completely fine with locking that same person in a box “for their safety”. For a species that acts so fascinated With death and chaos society sure acts petty sensitive about the subject. Yea this guys not allowed to shorten his life and yet it’s perfectly fine for society to steal their years by locking them up and forgetting about it. I’ve always thought it was backwards and hypocritical. The very foundation of our species is unstable and we are definitely not the final step to an intelligent civilization.
not him going over my persian brother Reza Balochi 😅