Rockstar; "Hey, here's a cool new heist!" Players; "Sweet!" Rockstar: "You can use cool new vehicles!" Players: "Sweet!" Rockstar: It's in freeroam in GTA Online!" Players: Rockstar: Players: why
People go on about pay to win in battlefront 2 but this game Is on another level, anything good requires at least £2,000,000 which is incredibly hard to earn legit without the bill shark cards, so this game is completely fucked
the shark cards are a cash grab yes, but the dozens of free game modes continue to keep this game alive and popular years after its release. shark cards incentivise the devs to keep adding new content. It is only legitametly pay to win in free roam which I personally never found that fun anyway. Can you imagine GTA online as it was at the beginning, because without a profit incentive it would still be like that and the games content would have become boring years ago.
This Heist... is in open world gameplay? With... you know... the 10,000 hackers? And it costs money to attempt? That is the worst idea I've ever heard.
"The year is 2059, the world is in ruin. A dust cloud builds over the mega-metropolis of Slough, the new capital of the Broken Kingdom; no longer United. The US of A is gone. Completely-- it's totally fucked. Soaring through the sky-- a crocochopter. Scaly plates armouring its core. As a crococaptain pilots the crococopter. It soars over the-- the megatopolis of Slough, the vertical city of the clouds. Clouds so dense, like Venus, that the entire population of Slough-- MegaSlough-- now rests in zorb-like ecospheres, but they're under threat, from the crococopters, the mutated horrible mixture, genetics half-crocodile, half-human- or what used to be. They rain hell- crocomissiles! Penetrating the ecospheres of MegaSlough. MegaSlough was the last bastion of humankind, with the previous remnants escaping to the stars aboard Elon Musk's starship. One man stands atop a spire in MegaSlough within his ecosphere Zorb, they call them Slorbs. He looks to the stars for any sign of Elon and his Tesla mothership. "Elon. Save the Sloughians. Save the world. Of Earth."
they saw EA and thought hmmm how can we make pretty much make people give us money - they know people will keep getting killed by dicks and hackers and will have to resort to buying their way through, kind of a scummy move
5 years later all the content that has followed is a similar design as this "heist", and it's just Rockstar in an nutshell. Overpriced paywall to ensure you can't afford it without buying shark cards. Takes place in freeroam to make it as easy as possible for other players to screw you over, to discourage you from attempting to do the cheap option of actually doing all the heist tasks, in order to encourage you to buy shark cards to afford the buyout option. Gone are the days where Rockstar made the games they wanted to with questionable subjects. Now they only care about making sub-par content for GTA5 to milk whales as much as possible. They've made it completely impossible for anyone else to enjoy the game because all the idiots who bought the overpriced overpowered weaponry combined with all the hackers will just screw you over no matter what you try to do in freeroam
Arthur Williams I'm not completely sure of Hat films's history, but I do kinda wish Sips was on their channel as well. I bet they would work well together in quite a few multi-player games/IRL shenanigans. :3
I'm trying to figure out why anyone would ever do these heists... You are paying money to Rockstar so you can be blown up by other players so you can get equipment that is equal in strength to what they used to blow you up with... if not weaker than that? And if it ain't for the loot, you are paying extra in order to get specifically frustrated with other players when you are trying to complete an objective...? ... why would any sane person actually play the online-portion and even more, pay money to Rockstar for the privilege of getting blown up on a mission?
The singleplayer is by far the best part of the game. The best bits of the multiplayer are the new locations/vehicles and the ability to play with friends, but that means nothing when the missions and gameplay are shite and it's too hard to legitimately make money (without shark cards). Luckily there's ways to play singleplayer without supporting the company and the stupid multiplayer mistake... not that I'd advocate piracy or anything... I mean I would NEVER do that myself... it's just a possibility.
The Multiplayer was actually really enjoyable when it released on PC, doing the heists, finding new people etc. Nowadays ... not as much. - Also the Single Player alone is pretty much worth the price already.
I was able to play and finish the single player story using a friends copy and I did enjoy the story. My original comment was aimed more towards the multiplayer which I didn't make clear. Now, I watch Hat Films because they are entertaining and I don't find their content to be a waste of time, regardless of the game. No need to insult me.
Thats why i watch the yogscast and hat films cuz they are fun to watch. The games are awful if you dont have a group of friends to enjoy them with. You get a few good hours of enjoyment from grinding alone but then you realize youre just missing out on most the game to avoid trolls and hackers.
The Dubious Salmon They're rich geniuses. Also the elon from their story probably started off fearing the government while pulling the strings in the background
He may be smart but has a massive ego, he can't take criticism or negative reviews. He will respond by always telling them hes smarter therefore hes right "you idiot"
"Cut left here"
*sips goes further down and turns right*
I missed this dynamic so much!
Rockstar; "Hey, here's a cool new heist!"
Players; "Sweet!"
Rockstar: "You can use cool new vehicles!"
Players: "Sweet!"
Rockstar: It's in freeroam in GTA Online!"
Players:
Rockstar:
Players: why
"But you can buy your way through the setup missions, if for some reason you get bored of being vapourised."
At least there are multiple glitches to get your own public sessions at this point. That's what my friends and I have been doing at least.
*sees title*
*nuts so hard that Megaslough cease to exist*
Would say that it was a Megadeth?
Plaia Would you say you have bombs that are ready to drop?
I see the crococopters in the distance. The end is nigh!
*C R O C O N U T*
People go on about pay to win in battlefront 2 but this game Is on another level, anything good requires at least £2,000,000 which is incredibly hard to earn legit without the bill shark cards, so this game is completely fucked
Atleast you don't pay for the dlcs in this game
you dont pay for them in battlefront either i dont think? but yeah these 2 games are as bad as each other and many more games also do the same
2,000,000 dollars isn't incredibly hard to earn legit.
No, not if you have 6 hours to do nothing but grind pacific standard.
the shark cards are a cash grab yes, but the dozens of free game modes continue to keep this game alive and popular years after its release. shark cards incentivise the devs to keep adding new content. It is only legitametly pay to win in free roam which I personally never found that fun anyway. Can you imagine GTA online as it was at the beginning, because without a profit incentive it would still be like that and the games content would have become boring years ago.
Alex "pull your undercarriage up" Smiffy.
i love when ross does the “crazy background singer” bit. cracks me up every. single. time.
Oh yeah! SHat Films is bacc!
This Heist... is in open world gameplay? With... you know... the 10,000 hackers? And it costs money to attempt? That is the worst idea I've ever heard.
Pay with shark cards to skip the hacker infested parts, instead of fixing the problem, more $$$ for Rockstar.
I would, but my account was stolen by a Russian hacker and Rockstar won't help me get it back!
Buy a new one, even more $$$ for Rockstar.
What an amazing marketing scheme!
Aatar No there is a few prep missions in free roam then, there is setups then, finale. They are fairly easy and you only pay to start up each act once
It wouldn't be so bad if players didn't respawn within line of sight a stones throw away. Such a baffling design decision
come back to these videos cause they remind me of easier time’s, for real cheers lads for being entertaining every time
It's funny that it's Christmas, listening to the story for this heist sounds like the plot to Die Hard 4
"The year is 2059, the world is in ruin. A dust cloud builds over the mega-metropolis of Slough, the new capital of the Broken Kingdom; no longer United. The US of A is gone. Completely-- it's totally fucked.
Soaring through the sky-- a crocochopter. Scaly plates armouring its core. As a crococaptain pilots the crococopter. It soars over the-- the megatopolis of Slough, the vertical city of the clouds. Clouds so dense, like Venus, that the entire population of Slough-- MegaSlough-- now rests in zorb-like ecospheres, but they're under threat, from the crococopters, the mutated horrible mixture, genetics half-crocodile, half-human- or what used to be. They rain hell- crocomissiles! Penetrating the ecospheres of MegaSlough.
MegaSlough was the last bastion of humankind, with the previous remnants escaping to the stars aboard Elon Musk's starship.
One man stands atop a spire in MegaSlough within his ecosphere Zorb, they call them Slorbs. He looks to the stars for any sign of Elon and his Tesla mothership. "Elon. Save the Sloughians. Save the world. Of Earth."
-Hat Films
-Sips
-GTA
-Greatest Video
This 4-man combo is like meatballs, mashed potatoes, brown sauce and lingonberry jam.
FUCKIN' TASTY!!!
Ahhhhhhhh like the good old days the OG heists with sips
Love how they call this a free update.. 5 million takes ages to gain without paying.
Trott bought the most expensive one with all the upgrades
+Kevin Dyer even so
I hate it, if RDR2 has micro transactions I'm not buying it
Finished my last work shift for 10 days so TIME TO BINGE ALL THESE!
Merry Christmas!!
I love you Sips and I love you Hat Films
What were Rockstar sniffing when they added a free-roam heist?
they saw EA and thought hmmm how can we make pretty much make people give us money - they know people will keep getting killed by dicks and hackers and will have to resort to buying their way through, kind of a scummy move
Connor Handforth so I just started Doomsday Heists and honestly it’s not bad. I haven’t had any trouble and I was in a full lobby
"Just take a left here," Sips immediately takes a right...
5 years later all the content that has followed is a similar design as this "heist", and it's just Rockstar in an nutshell. Overpriced paywall to ensure you can't afford it without buying shark cards. Takes place in freeroam to make it as easy as possible for other players to screw you over, to discourage you from attempting to do the cheap option of actually doing all the heist tasks, in order to encourage you to buy shark cards to afford the buyout option. Gone are the days where Rockstar made the games they wanted to with questionable subjects. Now they only care about making sub-par content for GTA5 to milk whales as much as possible. They've made it completely impossible for anyone else to enjoy the game because all the idiots who bought the overpriced overpowered weaponry combined with all the hackers will just screw you over no matter what you try to do in freeroam
I heard Sips and clicked thumbsup instantly. Right after I saw it was the bois doin the doomsday video
Hat films gta video
“Awesome, I’ll watch while I eat dinner.”
Hat films gta video with sips
“Dinner can wait 25 minutes
Is Avon supposed to be elon musk? Or something? Glad to see sips back in the crew
I thought that
I mean Avon Hertz - Elon Musk. Same syllables.
He's probably an amalgamation of various techhie-billionaire geniuses who are sometimes seen as saviours by extremely tech-positive libertarian types.
A mixture of Musk and Zuckerberg.
Elon? That's not what we call him anymore
*See's title.*
Me: I don't know, I don't feel like watching a gta video right now.
*With sips*
*Clicks faster than humanly possible.*
Sips
Arthur Williams
I'm not completely sure of Hat films's history, but I do kinda wish Sips was on their channel as well. I bet they would work well together in quite a few multi-player games/IRL shenanigans. :3
what sane person decides to make heists in freemode
It would've been ok if it was a private lobby, buuuuut it's not
i dont know why they didnt make it private
owww weee bois at it again with the good ol´ sips!
That backing singer voice Ross does reminds me of when they sang white christmas all those years ago
I love it when shat films gets back together
Sees '(w/Sips)' and clicks.
Yes, boiks! Yes indeed!!
Every time I hear Smith sing I question my sexuality
There is no way that the AI isn’t the bad guy in the end
At 4:29 Smiths left eye twitches, when he said I'm not worried about it. Then it happen when he said I just don't know. Hmmmm
At last they have their own... Crococopter!
I wonder if it holds rockets...capable of penetrating eco-spheres
Croc films playing GTA is fine and all
GTA CROC FILMS WITH SIPS YOU SAY?
ONE CANNOT CREAM OVER HIS CANADIAN GLORY
Innovation: Jet Packs.
...
Also in GTA San Andreas.
whilst we're adding things from old games, party mode from gta iv online and cheats from san andreas
Sebastien Devos yes!
Avon Hertz is an Elon Musk analogy. This heist is called Doomsday.... WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!
Any chance of the Hats ever doing the newer heists? These videos seem to get a lot of views
11:35 There's a elvator you know.
that trailer park boys reference by sips! 1:14
I'm trying to figure out why anyone would ever do these heists...
You are paying money to Rockstar so you can be blown up by other players so you can get equipment that is equal in strength to what they used to blow you up with... if not weaker than that?
And if it ain't for the loot, you are paying extra in order to get specifically frustrated with other players when you are trying to complete an objective...?
... why would any sane person actually play the online-portion and even more, pay money to Rockstar for the privilege of getting blown up on a mission?
22:07 the same backup singer from Hat Corp LoL
Lots of good music in this one lads!
I love sips' monotone voice when he sings XD
I genuinely saw this and thought... close but I've got better things to watch, then I see Sips.
It doesn't matter how you got the money, as long as you're not buying shark cards.
Next Update: Space Stations and Satellite Laser Canons
"they're yelling semper fi at me I think that's a bad sign" haha
That Genius? Yeah, hes the Grandad of you-know-who
His name is Slorbes
Haven’t even watched it yet but hit that like button because Sips is in it 😂 OG GTAV with Hat boiks and papa sips 😃👌
14:35 there is allways THAT guy
Welcome to Grind Theft Auto!
Soo.. is Trott zombie now or are the colors off on the cams?
SHAT Films is back baby!
Lester's desktop was surely a Discworld reference?
The orbital cannon room looks like the bedroom - and that's how they get the ladies.
22:12 Why is Trott so pale compared to Smiffy and Rossperu??
guys that heli is totally invisible for map and radar only the sound of the heli gives its position away
I see sips, I leave a like.. simple as that.
This video feels like Deja vu for some reason.
Ye boi heists w sips r back
Jizzed uncontrollably when I saw the title
The cutscenes sounds less intense without the music
Christmas has come early, boys.
platinum boy! he’s here!
Smith is an ood. Neat
Sips skills- getting a lot of views
Perfect impersonations
Confirmed #1 sucker in the world
Pro lapper
.....
I love his Pepple smashbook pro
SHAT FILMS HECK YEA MY DUDE
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time
Platinum boy has returned
hat films + sips
Yessssssssss knew they would do it
My life now feels more complete.
the boys are back
I'm so glad I never bought this shitty time/money black hole of a game. The only thing that makes it enjoyable is watching the boys play it.
The singleplayer is by far the best part of the game. The best bits of the multiplayer are the new locations/vehicles and the ability to play with friends, but that means nothing when the missions and gameplay are shite and it's too hard to legitimately make money (without shark cards). Luckily there's ways to play singleplayer without supporting the company and the stupid multiplayer mistake... not that I'd advocate piracy or anything... I mean I would NEVER do that myself... it's just a possibility.
The Multiplayer was actually really enjoyable when it released on PC, doing the heists, finding new people etc. Nowadays ... not as much. - Also the Single Player alone is pretty much worth the price already.
I was able to play and finish the single player story using a friends copy and I did enjoy the story. My original comment was aimed more towards the multiplayer which I didn't make clear. Now, I watch Hat Films because they are entertaining and I don't find their content to be a waste of time, regardless of the game. No need to insult me.
Thats why i watch the yogscast and hat films cuz they are fun to watch. The games are awful if you dont have a group of friends to enjoy them with. You get a few good hours of enjoyment from grinding alone but then you realize youre just missing out on most the game to avoid trolls and hackers.
lol why did smiths avatar at the end have marathon runners nips?
Can you play viscera for some nice christmas frustration again?
wow only 5 mil, thats slightly less then double what ive ever had, and then i brought a hydra
casually put W/Sips!!!
This is gonna be good!
They ran up the stairs like i did thank god!
Yay another stupidly expensive building I have only just managed to get a ceo
It's really frustrating. I want to like Sips because everyone likes Sips but I just get too frustrated :(
Platinum Boy is back.
3:48 Simon and Lewis?
i reeaaaaaaallly wanna watch this but i dont want to spoil anything for myself so GGWP
Smith looks like Plo Koon from Star Wars
YER DA SELLS AVON! The devs are Scottish, they knew what they were doing.
How long until they realize that Avon is Elon?
Avon is literally nothing like Elon Musk though, their speaking style and personality are entirely different
The Dubious Salmon They're rich geniuses. Also the elon from their story probably started off fearing the government while pulling the strings in the background
Suq Maidic More like an accurate representation. Elon musk has been a huge dick on Twitter his whole life.
He may be smart but has a massive ego, he can't take criticism or negative reviews. He will respond by always telling them hes smarter therefore hes right "you idiot"
I am gonna need to win the lottery to afford this Dlc
Why does smiffy always look like hes wearing mascara?
Now their charging in game currencies JUST to even start the heist?
OMG DELOREANS?!?!?! I WANT TO PLAY GTA AGAIN
YES!
why did smith lose 300 bucks at the end?
*sips voice* ROOOOSS!
Is the audio asynchronous again? :/
Trott looks really grey in his lighting
8:20. 22:00