Lord Rutabaga - a D&D character backstory epic poem performed as a rap

I'm about to embark on my first Dungeons & Dragons quest of my life and I hear it's customary to create a backstory for your character. So this is Lord Rutabaga's backstory, set to the only medium epic enough for such an epic tale of epicness: rap.

[@rochellecurtis1628]

Truly fearsome

[@mattsmid-lifemash-up3155]

Legit fearsome!

[@rachelcurtis6739]

I adore you, dad, this brings me life

[@mattsmid-lifemash-up3155]

Thanks Rachel! I adore you too. Glad you'll still claim me after a video like this.

[@rachelcurtis6739]

First like and first comment!!!