The Respected Gentleman on TV
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- The Respected Gentleman was on British tellyvision in May 2011. Here is the full episode in all its glory.
The Hotel Inspector
Season 7 Episode 4 ("Brendan Chase")
Alex Polizzi visits the Lake District to help 63-year-old David Maloney with his dated B&B. The 11-bedroom Brendan Chase has a strict set of rules and has largely ignored the internet age, making it unpopular with some guests. Alex tries to break through the owner's defences to improve his chances of making a bigger profit.
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over 1 year ago
Disgruntled Walker
"I have just spent a night at Brendan Chase with four mates and only discovered afterwards that the Hotel Inspector had been there.I am sorry to say that he has gone back to his old ways as shown at the beginning of the episode.The place was grubby.The shared shower and toilet facilities were disgusting.There were a group of american students also there and he was definitely not very welcoming to them.They were somewhat bemused and I had to tell them not to judge British B/B's on this visit.He was not very happy letting them pay by credit cards and he also was sharp at breakfast when they did not appear to follow the correct British etiquette.He was not happy that some of us did not want the full english breakfast as he would be wasting all the meat that he had cooked for it.Having said that the full english breakfast did look good and those who had it did enjoy it.He still bombards everyone with rules.I would liken the place to Faulty Towers without the humour.Come back Alex and see for yourself!"
More hilarious reviews of the Brendan Chase:
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The Brendan Chase is named after "Brendon Chase," a 1940s book and 1980s British tellyvision show about three brothers who run away to the fictional Brendon Forest to fend for themselves for a year.
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How DARE you speak to me like that!
Alex: David, you need to increase your online presence...
Soundboard community: Challenge accepted
I believe we shall appear on TH-cam, or something like that
You've increased his business so much. He's been getting phone calls from people in... Alaska.
@@TheVicar Can I have a conversation with you?
@@TheVicar I believe we had a conversation earlier this evening.
@@malikialgeriankabyleswag4200 I'm sitting in a layby, next to my car after a hard days fire and I have not called YOU
He put the Lake District on the map.
You filthy mouth!
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT!!
YOU ARE DEEPLY OFFENSIVE SIR!! YOU NEED YOUR MOUTH WASHING OUT!!
Jeanpaul NL 😂😂😂 I remember that one lol !
Disgusting!
You filthy mouth
@Jeanpaul NL Where are you based? Are you the chap from Oklahoma?
What a respectable gentleman. When I was there I've seen many Americans mainly from Oklahoma and the eastern seaboard. David offered me his extraordinary good drugs and in turn I gave him my telephone number
You filthy mouth
Did you see his motor car?
@@howdjAnd the fire place in the motor car.
@@kingwinter2024 oh no, not again.
@@kingwinter2024I could’ve sworn the motorcar was in the fireplace, I must be losing my mind, I suppose I’d better take it a bit slower with these well respected drugs.
How dare she speak to him like that 😡
she needs her mouth washing out
@@ratdog6317 She needs something stuffed up in her.
She is extremely rude.
I have NOT called you.
My telephone has rung and I've just picked it up.
You're an American aren't you??
@@MrNEILSUPERNAUT Youuu filthy mouth!
Don't swear at me or I'll come down there and.......stuff something up you!!
@@MrNEILSUPERNAUT HOW DAAARE YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT!
I just crack up when i hear the lines from the soundboard
Exactly, lol. I would start actually getting into some parts like a normal TV episode and then boom he busts out a soundboard line.
even hearing the announcer say "Windemere" and "Lake District" made me laugh
@Chris K Damn, I always assumed the context of that line had something to do with the hopelessness of BT (British Teleom).
It's *just* a mystery...
follow the hotel rules or he'll stuff something up you
@@stevens1-o7s I just can't believe that
He was nervous she'd find his amazing machines that make extraordinary drugs.
Bruno Firstenberg Amazing how many of his fans have upvoted this comment in the last three months.
He's tried to get them in the lake district for a long time
Antonio Sapienza How DARE you talk to me like that!
He tried desperatly to have drugs in the Lake District of Engand, and every time he tried there is a fault.. He don't know why
@@CzajnikBULBUL It's just a mystery
I've obviously gone around and thrown rice crispys on every flat surface in the bedroom
Look, tomorrow morning, if it aint tidy, you're out.
“This is a scam basically. I am a very respected doctor.”
I am NOT Calling YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How dare she tell a respected gentleman how to clean toilets!
Somebody has spilt some tea here
I've just been informed this will be going up on TH-cam. Some fool in America's doing it.
She’s an American isn’t she? Yeah, I can tell by the way she talks to him.
I definitely wouldn't want to be invited to his place for the wee- *kend* . Dis-GOOST-ing!
Youuuuu filthy mouth!
It's crazy to think some pranksters called his neighbors and made a whole series about it even in more recent years lmao
"Sigh" oh god
Ooooohhhh God
25:35
"Let's see if the loo is any better this time around..."
RG: "What?!"
Sounds like something straight off his soundboard.
Some of the lines from this episode made it into the soundboard. He's so quotable that I imagine almost everything he said would have found their way onto the soundboard, were it not for the music playing relentlessly in the background.
Alex: 'Hope you don't still blame me for the tea stain'. Him: 'No. All is forgiven.'
....
Alex looked mad.
He's definitely the kind of eccentric weirdo that makes a great soundboard though
Are there any gentlemen out there who are more well-respected than David?
Maybe in Oklahoma...
The Welsh chief would never say "I'll come round there and stuff something up you."
He's a different class.
This explains why the calls started shortly after
They should have brought in Gordon Ramsay instead, would have made for one epic battle those two.
fokinell
...if Ade Edmondson played Basil Fawlty.
This is epic , I discovered this years after listening to hundreds of the pranks , I'm shocked
If anyone from Windermere reads this, if they know, it would be nice to know how David is doing these days. Not sure if the Brendan Chase is still going. I think it was up for sale.
STOP SWEARING DOWN THE PHONE AT ME, OTHERWISE I'LL COME DOWN THERE AND... SSSSSSSSSSSSSSTUFF SOMETHING UP YOU!!
Ok, I love Uncle David...and I was not expecting to.
18:06 RG gets in touch with the British Telecom service but they seem not to be able to do anything about it at all
The google reviews for his place are hilarious.
“You are extremely rude.”
How dare you speak to me like that!!!
If just David had contacted Duncan Construction he could get the place in shape ^^ !
hahahahahaha
They don't do remodeling
The ending brought tears to my eyes!
Didn't know people wanted to go to barbados this badly
Apart from it being dirty, the place seems perfectly fine. Old fashioned is certainly not an automatic 'turn off'. What a snob she is
Are you the family living on the east coast of the United States?
As the 25,000th viewer I would like to thank you for uploading this and hope all have enjoyed this as much as I have.
When soundboarding first arrived I felt rather defensive but I've relaxed a little bit more into it now. I don't think I've changed particularly, I think that I've just mellowed to the idea of a revolution
Why people like David go into hospitality, is beyond logical thought.
How dare you speak to me like that
DAVID MALONEY!
I was just reading the reviews on trip adviser and this was mentioned in a comment..comedy gold
@James Cricket He's a well respected individual!
I have never laughed this hard since the first calls to IBM and Rick.
He reminds me of the Beatles' song:
"Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man
Such a mean old man "😄
38:28 I SAID GOOD NIGHT!
Just looked this place up online. He seems to have updated some of the furniture in the bedrooms, including new wooden beds. Also he offers WiFi!!! All for £30 per person per night! It does seem very reasonable!
Personally I could never stay anywhere where I share a bathroom, that's just me, but I really hope David is doing well in his business now!
I want to stay there just to meet the legend and get his autograph.
I think David was wanting to stuff something up Alex.. hell he might have..
they both appeared sad for her to leave
I have not made a telephone call. I was watching the television; the phone rung and you were on the other end.
i had a lot of respect for the respected gentleman until i saw his hotel :P would be funny if he mentioned to the lady that he has telephone problems "i picked up the phone 3minutes ago and i was talking to this guy from Oklahoma"
That's right
the real life fawlty towers
I wonder what he would be like if he smoked marijuana, would he mellow out or get paranoid and start making more ridiculous rules.
mrpayne123 lol probly number 2
You've got a foul mouth, how dare you speak to me like that!
He does have incredible machines for making drugs
I love it when Alex starts doing things to help like the dishes.
She so adorable
You have a foul mouth ok and I don't want to speak to you.
Obviously designed by a woman had me spilling my coffee laughing lol
Chattanooga
Isn't that a train?
This guy is absolutely delusional
I was hoping someone would curse at him so he would say “you need your mouth washing out!”
"any advice you give will have to suit me" oh lord poor Alex dealing with this grumpy old turd.
How dare you speak to him like that
You have a foul mouth
CHATTANOOGA?!?
This was a huge surprise!!!
BEAUTIFUL BATHROOM RESTORATION AND THE SITTING ROOM...LOVELY... I DIDN'T LIKE THE COFFEE TABLE MUCH..BUT THAT CAN BE FOUND AND REPLACED.
Are you that chap from Oklaho-o-o-ma?
CHATENOOGAH?! Switzerland? Alaska?
Just one moment
This was a heartwarming episode. Reading the comments here by people who think that it was funny to harass him is sad.
How DARE you speak to us like that? You're an American aren't you?
He wants to do something nasty to you!
This video just adds to the soundboard
Darrell Watson and where exactly might this soundboard exist cuz I have yet 2 find it 😢
What’s up with the title to this video?
She shows up
David: "I have not rung your telephone"
This is where the prank call voice came from
Thought he was a retired accountant why is he at a hotel.
They show a skewed view of David. Him responding to questions asked about rules to make him look overly strict. Rules are a good thing.
Also I'd love to have his food. He seems to be a decent cook.
I have to confess I had never seen this program before but knew of mr Maloney from the soundboard pranks so had to watch his appearance on tv. I would be interested to hear from someone who has maybe been recently as I believe he sold up and moved on after the hole prank calls thing got to much for him. you cant help feel a bit sorry for him. trying to run a place that size more or less single handed isn't easy. now I have seen this show can now see how he made the perfect prank victim lol.
He became famous for this show. It was after it aired that the pranksters decided to call him. He probably regrets having been on the show now for all the inconvenience he's had to go through because of the pranks. He tried to sell the BnB but it didn't work so apparently he still works there, it's just that he's very cautious so he doesn't answer the phone if he doesn't see the called ID number on the screen. He must be close to 70 now since this show is now 7-8 years old now. Why doesn't he retire, it seems a very lonely existence.
Dave "Mad Dog" Maloney has lots of friends all across the world, Alasksa, Cornwall, The Eastern Seaboard of the US, Chattanooga, Cardiff and stabby Pete who sweeps the road in Windermere!
Is it N-E-Y or N-Y? I have to type it into the LA county booking system...
Breakfast at 8-9am? Kinda late, in my opinion...
What a difference Alex makes!
He's a sweet old codger!
Fred Herbert - Why are you so mad at meshii 11:55
38:56 "ohh Gawd!!"must be included in the soundboard
What about the out of date bedrooms?
It should be called...The Seargent Major....
How could they possibly do this ?
its taken me 30 mins to work out that he reminds me of ade edmondson he could be his brother
Looks like a retirement home
RG needs to fly Bert, Karen, and Midge to the UK and put them on the schedule.
Tenshi Mk.II Forced booking
commonly called a dinosaur !!
Presume Mr no social skills is dead?
as you can see on my avatar, i am a fan of these prank calls. is the reason behind the prank calls to brendan chase because of someone had an issue with david maloney?
according to comments here on youtube and on reviews online, aswell as how he is on the program he seems like a grumpy persons that dislikes everyone. no one seems to like david
WINDERMERE THE LAKE DISTRICT!!!!
Just one moment...
That place looks like a total Fart Sack.
Hes so funny this guy
I texted "Hotel" to 65550!
Got the top man on the job 😂
yes that's him.
i dont' want to speak to you
Lifetime member of the Conservative party.
So they did the pranks from the show or from a call?
It started after the episode aired, that’s how he was discovered. All the pranks are from calls. If it hadn’t been for the hotel inspector he would have never been pranked.
I think I'm gonna mail him something.
I’m not sure how exactly but I discovered the respected gentleman prank calls a few days ago and now I’m watching this. My entire weekend has been focused around the eccentricities of David Maloney.
I'm absolutely amazed by that, I just can't understand that at all.
@@BUTTFUCKER3000-k2c it’s a mystery
@@itsMrNoble how dare you speak to me like that
@@kid--presentable don't you understand English ? I've never called you
@@CaptainPupu well I have been on to BT and their hopeless
He looks lonely, somebody should give him a call...
No wonder he may be lonely. He is steeped in his own opinions...no room for other opinions.
Maybe a call girl could give him a call?
Or not.
@@audreyhepburn2038 Your an 83 year old woman and you're swearing at me .. disgusting
He's happy sitting by his fire , abusing drugs.
I love how his guest house sign says "the world famous Brendan chase", it certainly is now
hes getting calls from the eastern seaboard of the united states, oklahoma, china, switzerland and hes even getting people from alaska! he is a very well respected individual
@@jackathan2223 It's just a mystery
@@BrigadeNord1999 You need your mouth washing out
@@TheVicar You have a foul mouth and I don't want to speak to you.
I can't believe it's all real ahahahahaha David Maloney 😂😂
Are you calling from the eastern seaboard of the United States?
@Haider Shahid I am the chap from Oklahoma. 😆😆😆
Diana Rendon 😂😂😂
Don’t swear!
He's 73 years old and he's... fucked up every uh... every guest house he's ever been in...
I was waiting the entire episode for David to request Alex's telephone phone number in exchange for his telephone number.
Benjamin Pimentel Or his drugs for her drugs.
I was waiting for him to say "I'd like to do something nasty to you."
"David's dirty condiments have let him down" . Words to have them embroidered.
Lol “we need to get you a greater internet presence” - mission accomplished
Well, I must say that David has got a much greater internet presence. Not necessarily one he wanted but it worked!