Him: abt 100 of the 1200 text messages said something abt my birthday Me:well damn that’s more text messages than I ever had in my life Him: like a hero from myth Me: that would be cool✨
Is it weird that I had a response to everything he said, like when he mentions the restraining order my first reaction was "well yeah, I was shy back then" and the roses "I didn't want you to come in cause I'm embarrassed and didn't know what to do with all them" I'm a bit concerned on how casual my mind went with this
He's so cute, I would absolutely do this just for the experience. I'm not a psychopath, I'm just-um, curious. And gay. If he has handcuffs on I'm just saying-
Me, has an overprotective yandere side: that was a good try for an elementary level type yandere but it's more in your voice and it's more in the intimidation and mood swing but you're getting there ☺️☺️☺️😊😊😊
Ok but like this Yandere isn’t a Yandere he’s just a hyper puppy who’s extremely clingy and will literally bite off the hands of anyone who even looks at you funny turned into a human
![We're Together M4M [Yandere X Yandere] [Lovers] [Mutual Obsessing] [Bonding Over... "Yandere" Stuff]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/sfpdvijfLtA/mqdefault.jpg)
![We're Together M4M [Yandere X Yandere] [Lovers] [Mutual Obsessing] [Bonding Over... "Yandere" Stuff]](/img/tr.png)
![Showering With Your Boyfriend [M4M] [Wholesome] [Shy, Nervous] [Trusting] [New Relationship]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/FZ72HGXMzyE/mqdefault.jpg)
!["Come With Me" ♡ Shy Yandere Kidnaps You [M4M] [British] [Possessive] Yandere ASMR](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/pCUOQdPOVmw/mqdefault.jpg)
![[M4M] We're Awake At 2AM [Yandere X Yandere] [Cuddling Together] [Possessive Words Of Reassurance]](/img/n.gif)
I like this yandere. He’s not over possessive, he’s just annoying at times.
...I mean...
By Yandere standards 10 is kinda low...
@@AWMoffeeCug
Yandere-Chan What Have You Done To Coffee…
@@neodxlso plot twist: we just met him for a week
@@AWMoffeeCug na cuz normally they don’t have to re-kindanap them
Can’t help but imagine the listener as a tired slightly jaded guy who’s just given up at this point (this is probably because I’m very tired)
It’s just that meme of one person with no energy and the other with too much energy
This WHOLE video I was apathetic and was like "ok" and just thinking about how to get rid of him and smirking here and there at what he was saying
Him talking about him wanting us to kidnap him:
Me (the only one awake in my house) out loud: WHY IS HE SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS?
"Holy shit, you actually did it." Love that.
Still don't understand Yanderes, but you're too adorable not to handcuff ;)
Who ever made these lines are a genius 🤣 I'm literally in tears rn from all the laughter
:D
Same
I saw this and heard a little and thought oh god and rn I'm at 4:12 and I can't I'm too neutral for this
Lord help me i read the title as “sweet yandere boyfriend pegs you…”
0:07
I yelled "AYO WHAT?!?!" Like really loud.... My roommate has gotta hate me at this point 😀
Him: abt 100 of the 1200 text messages said something abt my birthday
Me:well damn that’s more text messages than I ever had in my life
Him: like a hero from myth
Me: that would be cool✨
Me After Watching This Video….
“Fuck He’s A Sweet As Hell Yandere But He’s Incredibly Crazy….”
We’re Probably Tied To A Chair Aren’t We…
*(eyes dilated [like a cat] straighten's posture, soft yet elated grin. Places hand's on thighs)* "Of Course,"
>:3
i like this one. it’s like- yk that trope where person a is more of the clingy/needy one and person b is more over on the “idc but i still love you”
“The fate was Witten📜 in the stars 🌟come and get in my car🚗”
Lol I can stop laughing at the pick up lines that he wanted us to recite!
'Holy shit you actually did it' For a line so small, I REALLY wanna use it-
I feel so conflicted on the one hand is super wholesome but on the other hand......
Is it weird that I had a response to everything he said, like when he mentions the restraining order my first reaction was "well yeah, I was shy back then" and the roses "I didn't want you to come in cause I'm embarrassed and didn't know what to do with all them" I'm a bit concerned on how casual my mind went with this
blessed be stockholm syndrome
Now, you were right,
GET IN MA TRUNK, CUTIE
*Car beep*
Go - w -
He was so creepily adorable
“not the time for your hard to get acts nows the time for your get in the trunk acts” i laughing a little to much😮💨
5:35 love that line
OHHHH THE SCRIPTS BY YAN CON I WAS SO CONFUSEDDDD
plot twist:
we crash the car on purpose to kill him
I am betrayed :0
This is a absolutely hilarious, I think I’ve already developed Stockholm Syndrome
I was impressed with how well acted the character is
Why do I find him and this whole situation adorable and sweet 😳
He's so cute, I would absolutely do this just for the experience. I'm not a psychopath, I'm just-um, curious. And gay.
If he has handcuffs on I'm just saying-
Love this cute species of yandere, you make kidnapping sound like some innocent fetish that no one should be ashamed of lol
Me, has an overprotective yandere side: that was a good try for an elementary level type yandere but it's more in your voice and it's more in the intimidation and mood swing but you're getting there ☺️☺️☺️😊😊😊
Why is this so adorble?
Like hes so crazy but so sweet
GET IN MY CARTRUNK SWEETIE I SHALL DRIVE US TO YOUR PARTY YOU ADORABLE LITTLE THING THAT KIDNAPPED ME 10 TIMES
And that's how we date with your dad
Oh god, now i really, reeeeally want a part two!!!
[Point gun at point blank] Truth is the game was rigged from the start.
*Fallout New Vegas theme starts*
Jokes on you my browser history is made of memes and things I find cute like puppies and kittens
I already thought of the way I would drug him, the place I put him the things we would do like marriage and cuddles get a cat
Honestly I would probably ask him to wait a day so I could plan a whole thing. Like "Hold up let me get the blind fold"
My birthday was just yesterday, this is perfect
Anniversary where I put a restraining order? Oh my god...
God darn..he's Rapping hard boi
PLEASE PART 2, VERY IMPORTANT
I LOVE THIS AUDIO
best interpretation of yanderes so far everyone else go home
I NEED PART 2 OF FOR WHAT HAPPENED DURRING THE KIDNAPPING
*oh little yandere boy giving me that power is very bold of you dont you know that im a sick sadistic bastard? :)*
Why can't all Yanderes act like this? He's so cute :3
The only yandere I'll let obsess over me.
This is amazing!! Can u maybe do another one like this??
The script was written by Yan Con, so that's up to him!
This is absolutely insane.
I love it!
OMG YES‼️ I love Yan Con's audios and scrips so much, I recommend anyone who liked unique yandere audios to check out his youtube channel :)
Why did we put charges on him I love him
tsundere behavior
i love this video 😂
Darling I work with cops as my job,witch you somehow always find a way to tag along, If I wanted you to be in jail you would be.
'i will worship the ground you walk on (no wait i already do that), i will worship the ground you walk next to' STOPPPP 😭😭
Your videos are awesome
Oh my god! I love your videos so much! You have such a happy relaxing voice I can only feel positive when listening to them!
wait wait wait wait wait..... a RESTRAINING ORDER?!!?!?!??!
Well, kidnapping you is worth considering.
Nonetheless, this was brilliantly-written.
Ok but like this Yandere isn’t a Yandere he’s just a hyper puppy who’s extremely clingy and will literally bite off the hands of anyone who even looks at you funny turned into a human
mom pick me up in scared
I love listening him just talk
Trying my best not to blabber the same way he does to me:😶😶😶😶😶
This is the funniest thing i have ever heard ever lmao
Wow this one was funny I loved it a lot
I love it 💕
I feel like listening a rap.. not asmr boyfriend anymore 😔🙏🏻
I love his rambling, it's so cute! 🥰
Him:can you do it pleeeaaaassseee??
Me: nope
Him: come on! please!?
Me on the inside: professionals dont tell their plans ;)
Me: eeeehhhh....no
hes apart of the top 10 people eminem is afraid to diss
I can't tell if we're actually dating. Or we're fucking tied to a chair. Or we have Stockholm's syndrome. Or I'm just a fucking crazy and have limits
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNYYY-BAHAHAHAHAHA🤣
wE cAn dO wHateVer yOu wAnt!
Golden retriever extrovert boyfriend
He he, what did you expect. Also, those handcuffs don't have any fluff on them to protect the wrists from accidental cuts, baka :3 😂
I don’t know how to respond
Irl me:b but I don’t whant to hurt you 😓😳😵💫😶😫🤧😣😤
Mug is so silly sometimes 😅
WHY DO YOU SOUND LIKE KOKICHI?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Omg that's so true
That's the Real gourmet shit
Awooga
Why talking to fast😭😭... But I love it so much your voice😩
Manic
Sometimes he sounds like James A. Janisse from Dead Meat