I'm not going to lie. I was afraid of the build up. I was afraid of the length. I was afraid of having too high expectations. BLOWN the fuck AWAY. That was the fastest 40 minutes I've ever experienced. This needs to be the "bill nye the science guy, rolling a tv cart into the classroom" of the future. education as entertainment turned up to the fucking Xtreme.
I’ll never hype something that is trash of mine I promise! A couple friends told me it was my magnum opus when I previewed to them so I was like ok, I’m gonna hype train now
I remember taking a tour of UVM in my Junior Year of Highschool. They really kept hammering this idea that "We truly do have something for everyone". I simply asked "You guy's got anything for music?" and saw actual sweat form on their heads trying to answer it.
Another great vid Wanzer. As a former Sodexo worker at the grundle I can confirm the pressure to work when sick. Culinarysmutpeddler artwork for the win!!!!
Jonny, long form, short form, any form, your content is always spot on. It is so refreshing to find comedy that isn't from a perspective of indifference.
Public Ivy? What a joke. $847,000?!?!?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! What an absolute travesty. Sodexo seemed to cause a lot of issues at Champlain as well. Fantastic staff with a lot of odd requirements and restrictions. Glad to see Xavier back at it again! So uhhh, my eyes got about as wide as Chill Zone lids at 22:08. Damn. They are clearly the Captain Planeteers of social justice, hahaha. Didn't see Giga Miro coming. This shiz nuts. Def outdid yourself with this one. Great end of the year beginning of the year special. I wasn't expecting you to go THAT hard on Aaron, but I loved it. Go Wanzer! Let's go Xavier! Also RIP Bob Saget. WTF life?
I went to uvm and am so thankful that I transferred out after my first semester. A lot of the problems you mentioned are more of an image problem and you’ll likely be fine as a student. The worst thing you’ll face as a student is a realization after your first year or so that Burlington does not provide the life, energy, stimulation, growth potential, career/economic opportunities, etc that is needed for a college student to thrive. Hence why I left after a semester. Many people thrive there and that’s great for them of course, however I found it painfully limiting
Thanks for a good chuckle on a cold Sunday night! I am a fan of the small things you need to pay attention to (like in movie Airplane!) the sign language interpreter making jerk off motions :) Nico blowing lines in courtyard etc. Keep stirring things up Jonny! UVM is a corporation that exists to perpetuate and enrich itself. It is a pricey degree factory and playground for rich kids from Metro NY and Boston. Look forward to a part 2? on UVM students living off campus and making town unaffordable for many. Cheers.
$47,000,000 reslife budget and they couldn’t afford to let international students stay on campus for less than a $300/week fee 🤔 something’s not clicking. Great video!
So glad I finally made time to watch through this. Didn't go to UVM but I've been in this town long enough that absolutely everything tracks. This was hilarious and had a lot of important points. I know this was called your magnum opus- it is a masterwork, though I like to leave room for you to surpass your previous heights. You and the rest of the crew put a ton of work into this and it shows. Looking forward to your future projects. Thanks for the laughs and the perspective
@@JonnyWanzer I will be sharing this with my socialist shit posting Fb family who brought me to your works. They will propagate the message, and that one schmuck at least will be punished
I wasn't even aware of Kindsvatter when I was a student at UVM. The worst things I ever encountered was a professor or two not bothering to respect my need for accommodation in my classes. The worst professor I ever had was a guy named Darren from Australia. I can't remember his full name but the dude was a professor in one of my ENVS courses and totally arrogant. Thought he was better than all of us. But yeah, fuck Kindsvatter. As an alumni, I want him out so I'll sign that damn petition!
This is me interacting with the video!! But I’m also curious if you can file a complaint against kindsvatter, idk if anyone would actually care but you can file a complaint to the state about licensed clinicians.
I'm transferring to UVM in the fall as a sophomore because I live in NH and UVM seemed like the best school for transgender students that I applied to. They are literally the only school that even asks relevant questions on the roommate matching forms. It really seemed like my best option without moving across the country, am I wrong for that assumption? I'm hoping to get my masters in Social Work so I can be a therapists/activist for people without homes. I'm very politically active (and left) but I also understand that it would be rare to find a school that truly isn't racist, transphobic, homophobic, etc because they are all capitalist businesses with the main goal of profit. Do you think I will be alright at UVM or should I steer clear in your opinion?
I think you will find issues like this at most schools around the country. That seemed to be the general consensus when I was researching this and interviewing people. I personally don't know the answer for you. My advice would be to either take a tour (and find someone to ask questions to. Either someone in the Major you're interested in or maybe someone of a similar socioeconomic situation, race, gender, and political affiliation - or close to that. The only thing I can add is as much shit as I talk on Burlington, I do it because I love this town and in contrast to a lot of the country at the moment, it's (in my opinion and personal perception as a native cis white male) a great place to live. We got a ton of issues but we also have a ton of fun here too.
holy shit. did not see hardcore megazord resurrection coming. full miro puppet greenscreen-ranger storyarch in like 30 seconds. Took mighty morphin like 5 episodes. amazing.
@@JonnyWanzer my all time favorite fandom. Not exactly the most ideal MMPR news to hear, but the energy seems up your alley. The Green/White MMPR ranger has an MMA themed religious forearm tattoo that says "Jesus Didn't Tap" and the "T" in Tap is the Crucifix. I just feel like more people should know this information.
Is this as close as we're going to get to Jonny Wanzer the movie? Excellent video and great job from the cast. Can't wait to see what you all create in the future.
@@JonnyWanzerWhether it's long or short vids, I hope you can make enough money from Patreon to keep making what you want to make. It's a long way to the top if you want to [afford doing anything in Burlington, VT ever, esp. a creative passion].
Just a suggestion, time stamps for each section. Great video highlighting the racket of higher education. I've seen it in the University of Wisconsin too.
Jonny you are a fking beast!!!! aaaaaah!!! so good dude. and yeah I remember seeing those disgusting "its ok to be white" signs up all over campus one morning here in oregon. I called a local news station and told them & then waited to see if I would hear anything about it and I couldn't find any mention of it anywhere. creeeepy! your content is fucking fire dude.
Ok, look. If you are going to do a pseudo cartoon theme next time tell me so I can do some lyrics. I would have passed you a sick "Go Go Johnny Wanzer" track for that power rangers scene.
The end really turned out to be quite the cinematic masterpiece, visuals on par with Transformers (2007) with Shia Labeouf. Turn your dislikes counter on, you won't bud. 2 Thumbs
I cant get enough (2nd time watching)- you are "too creative" lololol... honestly part of me wants to see the shitshow/hype created by uvm trying to sue your ass. Thanks again for helping us all to get learned on this shit. Lets keep it going
47F southern leftist learning what she can about blue states in an attempt to retire out to safer pastures. Just wanna say, you guys give me hope for the future.
I'm not going to lie. I was afraid of the build up. I was afraid of the length. I was afraid of having too high expectations. BLOWN the fuck AWAY. That was the fastest 40 minutes I've ever experienced. This needs to be the "bill nye the science guy, rolling a tv cart into the classroom" of the future. education as entertainment turned up to the fucking Xtreme.
I’ll never hype something that is trash of mine I promise! A couple friends told me it was my magnum opus when I previewed to them so I was like ok, I’m gonna hype train now
@@JonnyWanzer understood. good friends you got there. this is some next level shit. anything is possible. TO THE MOON!
@@camero220 Yeah I these friends have told me when I’ve done crappy shit so I trust them
@@JonnyWanzer our place is not trash u been to our place
Bill Nye the science guy is a phony
I remember taking a tour of UVM in my Junior Year of Highschool. They really kept hammering this idea that "We truly do have something for everyone". I simply asked "You guy's got anything for music?" and saw actual sweat form on their heads trying to answer it.
Hahahahahahahahhahaha
Ur a lier and slending people dumb as vermont are dumb people
@@rebekahthompson9458 what is that spelling
@@rebekahthompson9458 wtf are you going on about?!
@@orans_ pop
Another great vid Wanzer. As a former Sodexo worker at the grundle I can confirm the pressure to work when sick. Culinarysmutpeddler artwork for the win!!!!
Yes Sodexo is absolutely terrible I’m glad you don’t work for them anymore
Can’t wait for my son to attend it.
I really appreciated the subtle phone tone and hang up sound at 10:42 when Tim stood and thought of what to do next, it captured the vibe very well!
Haha thanks! Tim did a phenomenal job acting with his body language! Such a pleasure to edit to
Epic smackdown. I feel so out of touch with Burlington but you bring it all back. I hereby volunteer for @10:18! 🔥🔥🔥
Jonny, long form, short form, any form, your content is always spot on. It is so refreshing to find comedy that isn't from a perspective of indifference.
Wow this is a super nice insightful compliment. I really appreciate that. Haha I’m nothing if not annoying, loud and true to my ideals lmao
yee, I totally love the long form. Totally worth the wait.
This dude is actually incredible. Feels like I just watched an SNL special
bro i really appreciate that!
Public Ivy? What a joke. $847,000?!?!?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! What an absolute travesty. Sodexo seemed to cause a lot of issues at Champlain as well. Fantastic staff with a lot of odd requirements and restrictions. Glad to see Xavier back at it again! So uhhh, my eyes got about as wide as Chill Zone lids at 22:08. Damn. They are clearly the Captain Planeteers of social justice, hahaha. Didn't see Giga Miro coming. This shiz nuts. Def outdid yourself with this one. Great end of the year beginning of the year special. I wasn't expecting you to go THAT hard on Aaron, but I loved it. Go Wanzer! Let's go Xavier! Also RIP Bob Saget. WTF life?
I had to. Pisses me the fuck off what happened to UVM Women of color. Whole reason this video started
Ur raciest and liers
@@rebekahthompson9458 😂 WTF Rebekah please move on.
@@802Garage ur not my my boss all u vermont just talk shit
@@802Garage and Johnny stole my wallet
I went to uvm and am so thankful that I transferred out after my first semester. A lot of the problems you mentioned are more of an image problem and you’ll likely be fine as a student. The worst thing you’ll face as a student is a realization after your first year or so that Burlington does not provide the life, energy, stimulation, growth potential, career/economic opportunities, etc that is needed for a college student to thrive. Hence why I left after a semester. Many people thrive there and that’s great for them of course, however I found it painfully limiting
Yeah it’s like that for us townies too! Sorry you went through that
AY YO that Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam music at 11:55! I love this channel!
Bro ur the first to notice that !!!
Thanks for a good chuckle on a cold Sunday night! I am a fan of the small things you need to pay attention to (like in movie Airplane!)
the sign language interpreter making jerk off motions :) Nico blowing lines in courtyard etc. Keep stirring things up Jonny! UVM is a corporation that exists to perpetuate and enrich itself. It is a pricey degree factory and playground for rich kids from Metro NY and Boston. Look forward to a part 2? on UVM students living off campus and making town unaffordable for many. Cheers.
Thanks Greg love you forever buddy. I will be doing a part to eventually but it will be on the medical center
only halfway through but if I don't get any ghost johnny wanzer, he 1000% better be getting his own spinoff.
$47,000,000 reslife budget and they couldn’t afford to let international students stay on campus for less than a $300/week fee 🤔 something’s not clicking. Great video!
Yeah I left this out but this is BS too
I really appreciate your firm, informative approach. Thank you, and seriously great job, everyone involved should feel proud.
Thanks for enjoying!
Great video. I appreciate all the research that goes into them. Sooo much information to process.
Might have to watch again 👀
I just sat through the whole thing and I don't even live in the United States
That makes me really happy
Great work on this one! I was enthralled and I cannot wait to rewatch.
Let me know if it age as well the second time around
phenomenal video, local all star cast, excellent editing and writing.... local heroes i tell ya
Thank u boo
Ur a lier
So glad I finally made time to watch through this. Didn't go to UVM but I've been in this town long enough that absolutely everything tracks. This was hilarious and had a lot of important points. I know this was called your magnum opus- it is a masterwork, though I like to leave room for you to surpass your previous heights. You and the rest of the crew put a ton of work into this and it shows. Looking forward to your future projects. Thanks for the laughs and the perspective
Thank you i appreciate this!
This video is everything. You are the man Johnny!!!!
Y’all made a work of art right here.
Thank you so much that means a lot
@@JonnyWanzer I will be sharing this with my socialist shit posting Fb family who brought me to your works. They will propagate the message, and that one schmuck at least will be punished
I wasn't even aware of Kindsvatter when I was a student at UVM. The worst things I ever encountered was a professor or two not bothering to respect my need for accommodation in my classes. The worst professor I ever had was a guy named Darren from Australia. I can't remember his full name but the dude was a professor in one of my ENVS courses and totally arrogant. Thought he was better than all of us.
But yeah, fuck Kindsvatter. As an alumni, I want him out so I'll sign that damn petition!
This probably upped my ADD and was so insane, but SO awesome. Great job!
100% worth the wait. Way to level up again!
Kaiju Miro deserved a series tbh, stolen from us too soon 😥
But fr this is a fuckin masterpiece, with just the right dose of righteous fury
We all know the big baddies never really die tho. I’m sure he will be back 👀
Glad I finally got around to watching! Great work, Jonny ♥️
Return of the King (2022)
Daddis home
Huge video man! Congrats on the release, lesssss goooooo (dababy)
Gonna need a hench boys cameo again this year
This is me interacting with the video!!
But I’m also curious if you can file a complaint against kindsvatter, idk if anyone would actually care but you can file a complaint to the state about licensed clinicians.
You can you need testimonies which I have. It’s better than nothing I guess
I'm transferring to UVM in the fall as a sophomore because I live in NH and UVM seemed like the best school for transgender students that I applied to. They are literally the only school that even asks relevant questions on the roommate matching forms. It really seemed like my best option without moving across the country, am I wrong for that assumption? I'm hoping to get my masters in Social Work so I can be a therapists/activist for people without homes. I'm very politically active (and left) but I also understand that it would be rare to find a school that truly isn't racist, transphobic, homophobic, etc because they are all capitalist businesses with the main goal of profit. Do you think I will be alright at UVM or should I steer clear in your opinion?
I think you will find issues like this at most schools around the country. That seemed to be the general consensus when I was researching this and interviewing people. I personally don't know the answer for you. My advice would be to either take a tour (and find someone to ask questions to. Either someone in the Major you're interested in or maybe someone of a similar socioeconomic situation, race, gender, and political affiliation - or close to that. The only thing I can add is as much shit as I talk on Burlington, I do it because I love this town and in contrast to a lot of the country at the moment, it's (in my opinion and personal perception as a native cis white male) a great place to live. We got a ton of issues but we also have a ton of fun here too.
@@JonnyWanzer awesome answer, thank you so much for replying!
I finally found a media producer as energetically dejected as I am. thx Morgan and Jonny
Welcome to the depression party bro
I'm proud of all of you. Great job.
Thank you so much
Yo thats literally me who tried to get the flag raised after they took it down 24 minutes in
Yo literally shout outs to you!
holy shit. did not see hardcore megazord resurrection coming. full miro puppet greenscreen-ranger storyarch in like 30 seconds. Took mighty morphin like 5 episodes. amazing.
I love MMPRs a ton and was glad to finally mix it into my other favorite thing, the umall
@@JonnyWanzer my all time favorite fandom.
Not exactly the most ideal MMPR news to hear, but the energy seems up your alley. The Green/White MMPR ranger has an MMA themed religious forearm tattoo that says "Jesus Didn't Tap" and the "T" in Tap is the Crucifix. I just feel like more people should know this information.
@@camero220 I did know this And it’s still remains awesome every time I hear about it
@@JonnyWanzer and this is why I'm here. signing up for patreon RightTheFuckNow
Yeah! Finally someone shed light on the hardon Messnier had for Stormtracker 5000!
Absolutely brilliant- late to the show but well done Jonny!🙆♂️
So legendary, amazing info and editing!
UVM just got decimated
BOOM
Is this as close as we're going to get to Jonny Wanzer the movie? Excellent video and great job from the cast. Can't wait to see what you all create in the future.
Yup! This is JW the movie! Thank you! Excited to get back to my regular content too
What was up with the unlisted UVM "apology" video? Is there a link to that available?
Okay okay okay, I'll subscribe to ya fukin patreon bud. [Newports aside, that was fucking excellent and I'm thrilled to throw ya some cash.]
I appreciate that a ton! Promise to have more bite sized content coming more consistently this year
@@JonnyWanzerWhether it's long or short vids, I hope you can make enough money from Patreon to keep making what you want to make. It's a long way to the top if you want to [afford doing anything in Burlington, VT ever, esp. a creative passion].
@@bjornpeterson7910 Even if I have to get a real job again I won’t stop making this
SO WORTH THE WAIT!!
Fuck yes!
The Return of the King!
This video was so needed 🙌🏽
Well done Wanzer. It was a hell of a video. We gotta link up sometime for me to build you a guitar!
That would be dope
@@JonnyWanzer yes!
Just a suggestion, time stamps for each section.
Great video highlighting the racket of higher education. I've seen it in the University of Wisconsin too.
Oh I meant to do that!!! I’ll update that soon!
Beep bep, give daddy wanzer money you stupid algorithm.
Twenty years away and thanks to Johnny, it feels like I never left! Great stuff
Glad to keep you connected to our beautiful town hehe
Jonny you are a fking beast!!!! aaaaaah!!! so good dude. and yeah I remember seeing those disgusting "its ok to be white" signs up all over campus one morning here in oregon. I called a local news station and told them & then waited to see if I would hear anything about it and I couldn't find any mention of it anywhere. creeeepy! your content is fucking fire dude.
Those signs were cringe AF. Racist are never good at graphic design. I feel there is a message in there
U write people are raciest
Thank you for speaking the truth about how the world really works.
loved this so much! way to take UVM to task!
It’s been building up
41 minutes?! Jesus! Worth the wait!
I hope you like it!
Take em down one flatlander at a time!
The black lives MAGA thing was hilarious
Stormtracker do be looking kinda cute tho
yo Johnny, come to coney island take a spin on the cyclone, I love you.
Hahaha I’ve been on that shit
@@JonnyWanzer RIP a legend, that thing was probably the scariest ride I've ever been on
Laughed my ass off! Loved the video!
Glad you enjoyed it Homie
I count my blessings all the time that I didn’t attend UVM. Bless this content 🙏
Same
Good job Jonny and cast! hope you're feeling better...keep burning those bastards to the ground!
Doing well thank you!
Omfg this man jonny is legit funny. Write a screenplay and sell it to the highest bidder. They have to buy it b/c they don't have the imagination
*monetization fodder comment*
Hell yes let’s go
Blown away and worth the wait! What an absolute banger of a video.
Penis
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 well done
TY
Just wait things will get even better….
We’ll be doing the same shit we are now but in the metaverse wondering why the fuck we can’t sign into email…
Can’t wait for Miros virtual dystopia
@@JonnyWanzer gonna be the greatest collaborative whiteprivileged platform
Ok, look. If you are going to do a pseudo cartoon theme next time tell me so I can do some lyrics. I would have passed you a sick "Go Go Johnny Wanzer" track for that power rangers scene.
I can’t believe I didn’t think of that holy shit
@@JonnyWanzer We officially need it.
Woah this was great
Thank you!!
That was glorious 🙏
TY
Biiiing booooong!
Yup bud, this is it!
Thank you!!!
I hope the comment section not only pays for this months rent but next months too. XD
God once the influencers get here, I’ll be ordering Applebee’s baybay. From the umall of course
Get that rent money and keep speaking truth to power.
Dang bahd you really ripped em this time
Fawkin had to dood
U mall mechazord killed it for me🤣
fuck man i used to work at taco bell and dream machine in 96 and roli boli was the shit.
You worked at fucking BOTH? LEGEND shit G
Keep it up wanzer
I’m goin I’m goin
a modern opera imo
I'm confused... Why would Miro give you a cease and desist, but then keep on making guest appearances?!?!
my chrisma stat is a nat 16 before rolls and buffs
Holy cow, at 9:03, that one person has the same power rangers ringtone i do!
Just read all 69 comments (nice). Ruined it with another to up the engagement. Great video.
Doing it for the 💸💸💸💸
Let’s GO
Awesome work
Thank you!
Yo is that a painting of bottle of Mountain Dew fucking a pack of Winston cigarettes background or???
Yes. Yes it is. It’s a real painting a fan made for me that’s hanging in my real house. Based off of the chorus of Donnys song ONE Anthem.
@@JonnyWanzer absolutely breath taking. 10/10.
The end really turned out to be quite the cinematic masterpiece, visuals on par with Transformers (2007) with Shia Labeouf. Turn your dislikes counter on, you won't bud. 2 Thumbs
TH-cam disabled dislikes for every video (google it) I’d show them if I could
@@JonnyWanzer gotchu, respect from the NNE
Goddamn
Whoopsies
I cant get enough (2nd time watching)- you are "too creative" lololol... honestly part of me wants to see the shitshow/hype created by uvm trying to sue your ass. Thanks again for helping us all to get learned on this shit. Lets keep it going
not an american lmao but what a banger
I got out of that down a while ago but imma drive back just to egg this dudes practice
letssss gooooooooo
Let’s go Brandon!
47F southern leftist learning what she can about blue states in an attempt to retire out to safer pastures. Just wanna say, you guys give me hope for the future.
Hoobastank
Namaste
Antagonistic comment for engagorithm or whatevers. Fight me!
😮
Suresh on the trump board???
🤔
Long live Dream Machine and Roli Boli!
Shout it louder for the people in the back
Lmaoo the Umall megazord
Fuck yeah
Get some!
THE Ryan Gonyea????
Damn boi
Ooooof
Bernie lives here!
hell yeah to all of this! making their pronouns was/were!
Great video hope this comment gets you some nickels for rent.
Every little, helps thank you