“Yes we eat salads, just at 5x the portions you do, then we move on to the next course”. They think they are so smart 😂 the delusion and talking like a 6 year old is disturbing.
We are beyond fat-shaming. Now, we are simply trying to convince the "fat is beautiful" movement that they are literally killing themselves from the organs outward, especially the kidneys, liver, and heart, all of which have to work overtime to circulate blood & filter all the junk-food / excess food going into their bodies. Double health whammy if the obese person is also a drinker.
My Nana would click her tongue at brunch on Sunday's when she'd see a 5x waddle up to buffet again and again, and she'd say " Don't they understand that's how they got that way?" Lol
I'm still confused about an adult "sorting gems" . . . . And proceeds to spin a plastic barrel filled with plastic shiny rocks around with a smile.... ????
Edinburg, TX here. The Mexican food and Mexican/American snacks here are great. Not just in Edinburg but the whole 956 or The Valley. For example, we don't just have corn on the cob, but it's corn with mayo, sour cream, hot sauce and chili powder. People here don't just have Hot Cheetos, but Hot Cheetos and cheese. Look up food called Botana. It's basically nachos but it has chicken, fajitas and quesadillas on top with acuacate and pico de gallo. People also love sweets here. Mexican candy, tamarindos and cokes are the best. I won't get started what we do to fresh fruit as snacks or how we have clamatos and cervezas preparadas. In addition, mesquite grows in abundance here so BBQs happen anytime of the week, not just the weekends. Then it's hot as hell here so people usually stay indoors. It's what allows me to walk my dog without a leash. I love the Valley, except Donna.
@rachaelvaughan1017 well Rachael, the irony is that she ordered a gluten free bun and then went on to order something that contains an insane amount of gluten anyway :) get it? :)
Gluten is a protein found in certain grains, like wheat, barley, and rye, that gives structure and texture to foods. It's also added to foods as a binding agent and flavoring. Gluten is found in many foods, including: breads, baked goods, pasta, pizza, cereal, soy sauce, and ice cream. As someone with celiac disease, almond flour is a pretty common alternative
Lol. Also, having got fat as shit during Covid and losing it all the year after, I've gotten pretty good at eye-balling food for calories. You could power your entire day walking around the theme park + change from eating that fucking thing.
She does realise these rides are made for KIDS ? Not large land mammals?! If they made it big enough for the chunkies then the kids will just slide out like a slip n' slide.
“Hi, is your concrete reinforced?” What is the tensile strength of the rebar used? Is it rated for use on infrastructure meant to support commercial vehicles?
Thanks, Zach! Or do you prefer not to shorten the name, because.... well... you know... If you were watching this video, hopefully you have a pretty warped sense of humor. All the best, my man.
Bryan almost made me shut this shit off. I get it’s an absurd size for a woman of that height. This shit isn’t unheard of though and it certainly ain’t hoe math my dude.
For anyone wondering, she doesn't use the L in XXL because it is considered phatphobic to call them large. So they start their sizes at X (single X or 1 X) to normalize or whatever.
@@timroelofsen4954I do too as a mens XXL but my shoulders go into the walkway and my other shoulder touches the people next to me. If you're a short woman who is XXL it is probably your stomach and boobs that are big, not your delts.
It means 1) you need to shop at Big & Tall stores, or 2) you're morbidly obese and should slim down. Let's see the lady in the video visit her PCPhysician to hear their input.
I'm from mcallen and litterly all to do here is just to go out in eat. Every corner has restaurants or carwahses. We usually have to travel to San Antonio if we want something fun to do.
For anyone wondering, she doesn't say the L in XL because it is considered phatphobic to call them large. So they just use X's to help normalize or whatever.
I live in McAllen, Tx….its a city on the Mexican border and south Texas has the best Mexican food in Texas and arguably in the country. Fitness is not really a big part of the culture either makes for big people. Also I work in hospital so I see it first hand every single day just for you naysayers.
I love these. "The world needs to change for me! I won't change for the world!"........also I've totally REFUSED to sit in my seat on a plane. It was between 2 people competing to be the next wonders of the world. They said I couldn't move, so i said book me another flight. These 2 reach the weight capacity so everyone else on it is sure to crash it.....everyone laughed.....I got escorted off and flew out later.....in an upgraded seat!
Tom pointing at his wife saying "this is the wrong person to ask....ANYTHING" tells you how he must always be surprised about her level of intelligence and or education.
We were too full to have dessert.…. Proceeds to wolf down a eight layer chocolate cake consisting of three days of the daily requirement intake for sugar but the salad…. smothered in blue cheese and bacon?? yeah the salad...
He lost over 50 pounds and that's exactly why he can talk on this matter. He's been very fat and managed to reach a pretty healthy weight. He's been part of both worlds, so you can't say that he doesn't understand the struggle.
XXL means extra extra large. Or 2XL. The lady doesn't use the L because it is considered phatphobic, and they want to normalize sizes starting at XL so they say 1X and up.
What he was getting at was ain't no way that chick was a 2x in normal sizes. I said the same thing. I'm 5'11 and 200 lbs I wear a 2x . Ain't no way she fitting in my shirt lol or my pants. So he's like what measurements are they going off of? Lol definitely something they made up themselves lol
Just in case anyone was wondering: Great Adventure in Jersey is the park Brian was thinking about. Best park in the United States. As someone from Jersey, highly recommend.
I straight up have not watched any times Brian has been on Rogan or these other podcasts. I just didn't know him and would want to listen to something else. He's actually pretty funny, I am gonna go back and listen to some pods and his stand up now.
The sizes are quite vague, however it's simply S-small, M-medium, L-large, XL-extra large, XXL-extra extra large and so on! It's vague because how do you define extra large??
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Only 7 upvotes? That was a quality play on the name.
CAHMEDY
Comedy!
LOL. I read that 4 times before it hit me. LOL.
Yes we eat salads, and a 10 story chocolate cake.
Ice cream and, cheese 🧀 🥗 salads......
💀 10 stories!!!!
“Yes we eat salads, just at 5x the portions you do, then we move on to the next course”. They think they are so smart 😂 the delusion and talking like a 6 year old is disturbing.
Salads aren't really all the thinning because of the dressing
@@guppy719
Right, you’re not meant to eat the dressing if you’re trying to lose weight.
This is the kind of fat-shaming we need to bring back.
Yo momma is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
We are beyond fat-shaming. Now, we are simply trying to convince the "fat is beautiful" movement that they are literally killing themselves from the organs outward, especially the kidneys, liver, and heart, all of which have to work overtime to circulate blood & filter all the junk-food / excess food going into their bodies. Double health whammy if the obese person is also a drinker.
Charles Barkley been saying it for years! Big ol women in San Antonio! Churros!!!
DEM BIG OL WOMEN, DOUBLE FISTING CHURROS😂😂😂😂😂
Victorias a secret down there
@@cameronandy84 bloomers!
That's a dirty creek.
No lies detected. This is why I imported my lady from Montana lol
So weird that there was a debate to fucking make sense of XL-XXXXL.
Think it was the confusion around XL not seeming to be that large when that lady was a fucking whale
It can be foreign for someone who isn’t a fat tub
Like they said in the second conversation, those women are waaaaaay bigger than the clothes size 2XL to 5XL....
Hey everyone, I found the fattie
Yeah it derailed it
Probably wouldn’t even notice those “oddly shaped” chairs if you weren’t so oddly shaped 😂
LMAO exactly
They are designed that way so you don't sit there for hours on end.
I imagine purgatory is a Disney trip with these folks and you aren’t told how many days it will last
Bro im cryinnnn
My stomach hurts!! 😂😂
😂😂😂 any trip to Disney. Don’t get it.
Jesus bro.... that sounds like hell.
Not purgatory 😂
Dont say that. That actually kinda shook me…😳🫨 and I love Disney.
My Nana would click her tongue at brunch on Sunday's when she'd see a 5x waddle up to buffet again and again, and she'd say " Don't they understand that's how they got that way?" Lol
My grandma had a stroke and the only thing she used to say was “we went to old country buffet with all the fatsos” on repeat
I'm still confused about an adult "sorting gems" . . . . And proceeds to spin a plastic barrel filled with plastic shiny rocks around with a smile.... ????
Disney. Adult
if that confuses you, then you are an adult and nothing about disney adults will make sense. welcome to the club lol
The fat has taken over their skull cavities, she is probably 8 years old in her head
DIDNEYLAND
😂😂😂
That wedge of chocolate cake was easily an entire days worth of calories for somebody who actually exercises.
Edinburg, TX here. The Mexican food and Mexican/American snacks here are great. Not just in Edinburg but the whole 956 or The Valley. For example, we don't just have corn on the cob, but it's corn with mayo, sour cream, hot sauce and chili powder. People here don't just have Hot Cheetos, but Hot Cheetos and cheese. Look up food called Botana. It's basically nachos but it has chicken, fajitas and quesadillas on top with acuacate and pico de gallo. People also love sweets here. Mexican candy, tamarindos and cokes are the best. I won't get started what we do to fresh fruit as snacks or how we have clamatos and cervezas preparadas. In addition, mesquite grows in abundance here so BBQs happen anytime of the week, not just the weekends.
Then it's hot as hell here so people usually stay indoors. It's what allows me to walk my dog without a leash. I love the Valley, except Donna.
I work at a franchise restaurant in Macallen TX; lots of guests hate booths
Don’t worry about it. They’re not gonna be around for long 😂
when I used to go out to lunch or dinner with my grandma, she wouldn't want to get a booth because she was too big to fit in it lmao
I knew a girl who had big boobs and didn't like sitting at a booth because of it lol
Plus sized Disney Content. Lmao
Less Mickey Mouse, more Mickey House.
Attach Disney to an already apocalyptic scenario. Good God.
I mean a good chunk of Disney adults are obese people who never fully grew up mentally.
Go to Cedar Point in Sandusky Ohio if you want mega Coasters. They've had a few of the worlds tallest and fastest rollercoasters.
Used to be if you went to a restaurant or wherever and couldn’t fit in the chair , that would be the spark to get people to finally shape up
Eating a salad doesn't counteract all of tha bad food. Eating only salad would actually help them
Yeah they ate a salad with a bunch of dressing and then 3 more dishes after ;p
Not that salad
But she had a diet coke with her triple chocolate 15 layer cake. That should counteract the calories, right?
Stop eating for the love of God 😂
They got it backwards in Texas 💀
Think about how many calories they have to realistically consume daily to keep their size. It's gotta be 5000+ calories a day. Insane.
Well, when you're eating nothing but cheese and candy all day, calories add up quick.
I bet they consume close to 10k calories a day
@@michaelp5511 liquid sugar in the form of soda and juice would be the most effective way to bulk up your bovines
8:27 is the concrete reinforced 😂😂😂. That was great
Hahaha Brian’s subtle questions are fucking gold….. “so… are they all Disney?…” hahahahaha
I love that the girl got a gluten free burger bun and then got a 10 layer chocolate cake.
Jeez. 🎂
People can make products that don't contain gluten in it. Some people have a legit allergy to wheat and other items that contain gluten
@rachaelvaughan1017 well Rachael, the irony is that she ordered a gluten free bun and then went on to order something that contains an insane amount of gluten anyway :) get it? :)
Gluten is a protein found in certain grains, like wheat, barley, and rye, that gives structure and texture to foods. It's also added to foods as a binding agent and flavoring.
Gluten is found in many foods, including:
breads, baked goods, pasta, pizza, cereal, soy sauce, and ice cream.
As someone with celiac disease, almond flour is a pretty common alternative
Seriously a grown adult can't take off their ears at the dinner table?
Good point. So childish.
This isnt a grown adult, this a Disney adult. They are a mentally stunted subgroup of people
"The meat was a little dry." Newsflash girls, you're wearing mouse ears in a restaurant and you're in your mid-20's.
30s easily
You know she ate that whole piece of cake
You know she got one to go and ate it before they left
Lol. Also, having got fat as shit during Covid and losing it all the year after, I've gotten pretty good at eye-balling food for calories. You could power your entire day walking around the theme park + change from eating that fucking thing.
And then shat herself 😂
But there was also a little berry on there.. so it's basically a slightly sweetend fruit salad.
She does realise these rides are made for KIDS ? Not large land mammals?! If they made it big enough for the chunkies then the kids will just slide out like a slip n' slide.
“Is that mecca to them?” Has me rolling
Good lord, that one slice of cake alone is probably close to 1k calories.
More like 5k calories
way more
I'd bet more. One pint of Ben and Jerry's is more than 1k calories. That big of a chunk of cake has to be more lol. That's straight carbs and sugar
They ordered like 4 dishes to eat 😂 1 of those would be a meal for normal people ;p
Christine definitely knows what 3x means.
She's writing trips to Disney off on her taxes. I'm not hating it.
She is?
@@edp3202 I’m pretty sure these Contant creators create an LLC and make it an actual business and write it off as a business expense
“Hi, is your concrete reinforced?”
What is the tensile strength of the rebar used? Is it rated for use on infrastructure meant to support commercial vehicles?
Welcome to Fatland, everyone gets a bedsheet to wear and an IV drip of sausage gravy!
I have been waiting for YMH to cover the fat Disney adults on TikTok
I put a comment on one of their posts a while back calling that Tom and Christina would find their account on their own and it didn’t take long
I spent 3 years in McAllen. Lopez Unit. Every single guard there was sloppy as fugg
Tell us bedtime stories please.
3:55 "The menu here is pretty small" Proceeds to eat the whole fucking thing GOD DAMN
I have no legs. I'm glad to be anyone's "at least I'm not that fucked up" if they need it. 😂
Your legs didn’t fall off from over eating, I’m guessing? You’re all good.
Thanks, Zach! Or do you prefer not to shorten the name, because.... well... you know...
If you were watching this video, hopefully you have a pretty warped sense of humor. All the best, my man.
"Is this concrete reinforced? Are these seats drilled into the floor?" 😂😆
I never even considered that fitting into a restaurant would be a concern for anyone……
The chairs aren´t oddly shaped, you are.
I still don't think they realize that 2x means XXL.
It's pretty simple to me to understand.
I understand his question in the beginning, I think she’s saying 2XL as in torrid sizes not normal store sizes
5:44 has he never bought clothes ever? 😂
I think 2x it’s two people and 3x is three people
They don't understand that eating salad only helps if that is all you eat for the meal.
Cereal is just breakfast soup!!
Brain dead 2XX questions 😂
I was confused too because when they said she was 2xl I was like bull because I wear xl and am 180 lb man.
Bryan almost made me shut this shit off. I get it’s an absurd size for a woman of that height. This shit isn’t unheard of though and it certainly ain’t hoe math my dude.
All of these bitches have been above 2xl 😂 acting like they weren't fat after. Tom's first special, this dude is a 3xl ez
Yeah im like 5'7 170 and wear l or xl if i want it looser fit xl@@loganlee8452
@@loganlee8452 Agreed. Those women are way bigger than 2XL.
Brian simpson episodes are always among my favorites.
It blows my mind that these people don’t look in the mirror and think “should probably start taking care of myself”
I can’t comprehend how hard it was to watch him struggle with understanding a clothing size
It’s a joke.
Bet you have multiple x’s in your size
But you will get offended and tell me how skinny you are.
You gotta be thin to get the humor
I don't understand why Christina is so proud to be dumb.
That was not their clothing size I’ve been a xxl in man’s sizing and I fit on airplanes without a seatbelt extension and in restaurant chairs
For anyone wondering, she doesn't use the L in XXL because it is considered phatphobic to call them large. So they start their sizes at X (single X or 1 X) to normalize or whatever.
@@timroelofsen4954I do too as a mens XXL but my shoulders go into the walkway and my other shoulder touches the people next to me.
If you're a short woman who is XXL it is probably your stomach and boobs that are big, not your delts.
Tom being confused on how they don’t understand 2XL is so funny 😂😂
Somebody get Al Bundy on the phone for some good ole fashion fat shaming!
Women’s sizes go from L, XL, XXL etc.
Plus-sizes start from 1X, 2X, 3x, etc. It’s a different sizing chart.
1X is bigger than XL & XXL
Tom out here like he never had a big black t shirt phase and doesn’t know what 2x is.
My favorite part is this dude acting like he don't know how clothes work. Knowing damn well he sitting up in here in a 2x
2XL and 3XL is a clothing size, it doesn't make sense to describe people bc I wear XL sweaters but I weigh 127lbs.
I dont understand the 2 minute debate over what 2x means
It means 1) you need to shop at Big & Tall stores, or 2) you're morbidly obese and should slim down.
Let's see the lady in the video visit her PCPhysician to hear their input.
I'm from mcallen and litterly all to do here is just to go out in eat. Every corner has restaurants or carwahses. We usually have to travel to San Antonio if we want something fun to do.
How fat are you?
How large are you?
The debate of what “2X-5X” means completely ruined this segment. Holy moly that was painful to listen to.
Nah. That’s what made it great.
nah
It was valid, I'm a 2XL in men's and this chick is much fuller than me. A 2XL in women's is even smaller.
It was a minute long chomo shut up
Gluten didn't make that woman 5x 😂
Whats craziest is them not knowing what 2x or 3x is. "I think it's 2 larges." 😂 it's double extra large. I lost brain cells listening to that lol
You know they’re rich when they’ve lost connection with what sizes are
I can assure u , they’re not that kind of rich, those sizes r to damn much lol
Say you’re out of touch without saying…
@@MB-pf7gv ok bubba
For anyone wondering, she doesn't say the L in XL because it is considered phatphobic to call them large. So they just use X's to help normalize or whatever.
I thought the x's were for "extra" as in "extra large" for xl... since it's been that way long before any of this "fatphobia" started 🤷🏻
When I worked at the Amazon warehouse, I picked a size 84 pants... insanity.
"Yea we eat salads. Unfortunately it's served to us when we order 1 of everything on the menu."
Can one 5x take up all 3 seats or like one 5x per one ride and no one els on and it has to go up the mountain it brakes it
she goes around the world seeing what she can't fit in ...LOL
Okayyy no its only Houston. The Woodlands doesnt except that here 😁🤣
Bro literally has stretch marks in his arms and is questioning fat people lol
That just adds to his credibility, fatty. Takes one to know one. ❤
Difference between some extra weight and being a fat whale, which by the sound of it you are also
I live in McAllen, Tx….its a city on the Mexican border and south Texas has the best Mexican food in Texas and arguably in the country. Fitness is not really a big part of the culture either makes for big people. Also I work in hospital so I see it first hand every single day just for you naysayers.
I love these. "The world needs to change for me! I won't change for the world!"........also I've totally REFUSED to sit in my seat on a plane. It was between 2 people competing to be the next wonders of the world. They said I couldn't move, so i said book me another flight. These 2 reach the weight capacity so everyone else on it is sure to crash it.....everyone laughed.....I got escorted off and flew out later.....in an upgraded seat!
They’re “full” because they’ve been snacking on junk food all day prior to sitting down to that meal.
I like how Brian picked up the pen to direct his fat math lol
5 X !????
How much is that in weight!?
Omg
Tom pointing at his wife saying "this is the wrong person to ask....ANYTHING" tells you how he must always be surprised about her level of intelligence and or education.
We were too full to have dessert.…. Proceeds to wolf down a eight layer chocolate cake consisting of three days of the daily requirement intake for sugar but the salad…. smothered in blue cheese and bacon?? yeah the salad...
The term wake up call means nothing to these people
As a non fat I can say that The seven dwarfs mine train is a great ride
"Idk cuz I'm not that fat" 😂😂😂😂
Those old wood roller coasters were built with old growth wood much stronger than you think but really shaky.😂
Tom lost 20 pounds now he’s a fitness elitist
Exactly for that reason he loose that fat. To roast fat people.
Or like 60
At least he had the guts to even do the weight loss journey and succeed.
He lost over 50 pounds and that's exactly why he can talk on this matter. He's been very fat and managed to reach a pretty healthy weight. He's been part of both worlds, so you can't say that he doesn't understand the struggle.
That’s how it works lol. Nice try
As someone who worked in retail as a teenager, 2X means extra extra large.
Cool 👍🏼
No shit
@@jguy6781 no, no shit!
Did you actually think this was helpful
XXL means extra extra large. Or 2XL.
The lady doesn't use the L because it is considered phatphobic, and they want to normalize sizes starting at XL so they say 1X and up.
Does Brian not know mens clothing comes in numbers as well?
What he was getting at was ain't no way that chick was a 2x in normal sizes. I said the same thing. I'm 5'11 and 200 lbs I wear a 2x . Ain't no way she fitting in my shirt lol or my pants. So he's like what measurements are they going off of? Lol definitely something they made up themselves lol
From McAllen, it’s Mexican food and no outdoor activities to do
did christina just call centimeters “european sizes” 😊
She's so dumb. Those are always the judgiest. Hah.
World sizes🙃
They went to that restaurant for breakfast, lunch and dinner.....all in one sitting or???
“LOOK AT THAT CAKE” 😂😂
Lmfao 😂, love it. Tom- “yeah she big as fuck😂😂
...but Christina takes Ozempic, right? I mean i get it, its funny, but like...
Describing a bowl of french onion as beautiful broke my brain.
McAllen Texas is known for being a Snowbird destination, meaning blue hairs going down south for the winter in their campers and RVs
the stance at @3:29 says death by 40 kinda weight.
Magic Mountain, CA and Cedar Point, OH are the 2 best.
Did you guys really need to have a 5 min debate regarding what a size 2XL means?
fun fact: once you pass 2x, the scale becomes base-ten logarithmic.
Just in case anyone was wondering: Great Adventure in Jersey is the park Brian was thinking about. Best park in the United States. As someone from Jersey, highly recommend.
said the man with stretch marks on his inner elbow...lol
😂😂😂😂
Not one burger but 5 yummy and on a diet 😂😂😂😂 , big dump later 😂😂😂
I straight up have not watched any times Brian has been on Rogan or these other podcasts. I just didn't know him and would want to listen to something else. He's actually pretty funny, I am gonna go back and listen to some pods and his stand up now.
He was on Stavvys world a little while ago, great episode
Do they make big momma clothes like how they make the big daddy brand?
“The furthest most titty” 😂
The sizes are quite vague, however it's simply S-small, M-medium, L-large, XL-extra large, XXL-extra extra large and so on! It's vague because how do you define extra large??