Crendor Selects: The Witch's Maze
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The Scary Game Squad finds themselves trapped in a maze, and it slowly drives them crazy. Also Davis CAN'T STOP SWEARING!!!! SOMEONE TELL HIM TO STOP PLEASE!!!
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You have been captured by the evil witch and forced to play her sadistic game of cat and mouse. Escape 3 separate mazes while contending with the threat of the evil witch. The jump-scares abound in this creepy and atmospheric horror short.
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Davis: is in the first five minutes of the video
Jesse's monetization: haha, I'm in danger
This is great 🤣
Does TH-cam just scan through the first five minutes of a video for copyright and stuff?
@@SusCalvin i'm six months late but the answer is yes.
@@SusCalvin yeahh, it used to be 2 minutes, now it’s 5
I would love some kind of director's commentary where Crendor describes, in detail, his rationale for selecting these games. I think that would be hilarious.
@@manuelh.4147 How dare you imply that Crendor does not have a meticulous selection criteria!
Noncontent: Crendor reacts to 'SGS Crendor Selects'
@@KodiakDad Yes.... Let the eternal circle...begin anew!
Crendor is trolling with his picks. These games are trash.
@@aephix73 Yeah, that's the point.
Davis: "IT'S BEEN FIVE MINUTES!"
*definitely hasn't been five minutes into the video
Jesus christ only 2 and a half minutes in and ive already nearly died from laughter lmao.
The first few minutes of the video was some of the funniest shit I've seen in a long time
I rewound it multiple times in a row before I started the episode.
"I'm sorry you can end the episode whenever you want I am done with this."
"I'm sorry are you the Quit-pletionist?!"
This is the same as the time that Jessy got him to fight that Valkyrie.
"I know this is a low budget game because I used this same Kevin McLeod track when I was in college for a horror film called Where's Waldo about Waldo being a murderer. It's a comedy."
Pause everything!
I know what I'm searching for next.
What's the issue? Serial murder is hilarious
This was one of the most AMAZING intros so far, I fully lost it- SGS is truly an all time favorite
"It's a horror film...
...It's a comedy."
Only Scary Game Squad could fill 45 minutes of aimless maze walking with that much random *nearly* uninterrupted banter.
For the record, always turning a specific direction does help when you're in a maze but only if the exit is somewhere on the outside of the maze. The reason it didn't work in LA Noire was because the goal was in the center of the maze.
There are a few things that can ruin it like having roundabouts.
The general principle is that following the wall works if all the walls are connected to each other. If the exit wall is not connected to your starting wall, you can never reach it by following a wall.
Sounds obvious when you write it that way, but the fun part is visualizing mazes where some walls are not connected.
Following a wall still works in all of these situations. Sometimes you follow an imaginary wall and other times you switch to the inner wall after having done a complete loop. It still works. The problem with mazes is that you get confused and start going down paths you've already gone down to reach dead ends and wall following eliminates that.
You know what would make a great Patreon perk? The uncensored version of this video.
Nah, it's like the original Conker versus the rerelease, it's only funny because of the censors.
I think it's actually the beeps that make it funny. I feel like at around 3min they just started bleeping words that weren't even bad
@@zulawoo especially the one when davis thought it was past the first 5 mins and Alex just goes "guys... *beep*"
I was thinking that you are talking about the game.
"Uncensored what? Make the witch naked?"
The bleeps make it funnier tho
That Crendor rap get's me grooving every time.
The Saints Row series, along with Terraria with TB were what got me into TH-cam, so its a big nostalgia trip.
Love you guys! Love when everyone loses their mind in SGS. Especially when it's in the first minute and Davis is freaking out about Where's Waldo
Oh my god when Jirard said "you know what you don't have to mute-" I fully expected Alex to jump in with the Chilluminati Patreon plug XD
Lol that end. Imagine if Kojima actually showed up in their live show. More likely scenario is it'll be just Crendor in disguise. That'll be just as great.
Crendor with a Kojima's mask sitting in the first row
@@gmartins0 And Kojima sitting right next to him with a paper cutout of Crendor's head glued to his glasses
I mean Miyamoto is already slotted to attend. He can try and leverage Kojima into the panel.
WOW! This was actually Bierce's first maze-witch gig long before starring in Dark Deception. Humble beginnings!
We need more Dark Deception too!
Crendor is the best member of the scary game squad! :D
Just like with Co-optional; Crendor is the bland neutral pile of Meccano that can replace any given host.
The pure cursing chaos of this intro is everything to me.
yall have some superhuman powers for going almost an hour playing this. the motion sickness was real with this one lol
So someone took the brick wall screensaver from Windows 95 and made a horror game out of it?
I'm starting to think Alex and Jirard don't understand the whole right wall thing...
yep, it completely defeats the point when they randomly stop following the wall and take the left junction. that's why they kept coming back to the body
I was thinking the exact same thing lol
You can also make and design mazes where following one wall doesn't work. Like I also don't think they get it, but it doesn't always work.
@@345tom that's a good point. For example a maze where the exit is on a detached section of walls. In that case you would end up just circling around it.
@@nixipixi8945 Sure. But that requires the maze to be three dimensional, ignoring physics or for the person in the maze to lose track of which wall is the outside wall.
Jirard asking for a way out is me at every meeting. Snort-laughed so hard!
Jesse not saying "Medusa makes me rock hard" even once this episode was highly surprising.
So glad they talked jirard back to finish this. That sound in the fight with the witch was hilarious!
This was a top 5 episode. Holy hell. And they're laughing at the "smoke you up, Kojima" thing. Dude is close friends with Norman Reedus. The offer to smoke him up is gonna be the thing that perks his interest.
I cannot believe I just laughed my @$$ off at Davis having a censored fit over Where's W*ldo.
Whenever jirard freaks out, a key shows up 😂😂😂
The world is a better place with Dunkaccino as part of SGS lore.
Alex trying to find any merit in "Jack and Jill" is the hardest sell I've ever seen.
You know it's the SGS when they have me laughing my ass off immediately from the start.
6:50 Iirc this story was told on one of the early Chilluminati episodes. Still cracks me up.
Hell yeah Chilluminati represent! XD
the pure chaotic energy of that opening was amazing to behold lmao
As soon as Girard said “Mari, how do we quit this episode?” my laptop died. I thought the episode just stopped and it was hilarious 🤣
The LA Noire maze debacle was top 3 beard bros moments lol
As soon as Frollo came up I was doomed lmao.
Also, actually a decently made maze. Good work gamedev.
Jesse and Crendor should do another let's play series together
New saint's row coming out soon
The thumbnail alone has me hyped.
the intro to this is pure chaos and i absolutely LOVE it, thank you Davey Gravy!!
how about some maus selects
yuppie psycho
fatal frame 2
ib
misao
silent hill 3
lost in vivo
the evil within 2
ib ! what a throwback
Davis is right. Making a looping texture is super easy
Possibly the funniest opening to SGS ever. 😂
Well that was my favorite intro ever, oh my god!! I love all the chaos lol. When they were all yelling over each other and he said "*beep* isn't a bad word" I lost it LOL!!
"Jirard, take off your pants"
Me: "so, we going back to the original episodes of SGS."
The pronunciation of "Macleod" in this video is driving me nuts.
This is the man that pronounced Cillian Murphy as Sillian Murphy.
The Imperium of Man recognizes Jessie's tangent rant about chaos.
Jesse was on fire this episode! From sexy medusa to the Mickey voice, I laughed too much!
Ah yes Kevin Mac LEEODD 😂 sorry for laughing but for future reference it's pronounced "McLoud" unless I'm missing the joke 🥴
So thankful to the sponsors of this video: Jesse's Monetization, Dunkin Donuts, Hunchback of Notre Dame, Medusa, and whatever crack Davis smoked before the start of this video.
Kinda sad no-one took over for Jirard, he clearly wasn't having fun, someone else in the squad should've tagged in.
I felt sorry for him. It's hard to enjoy the video. And see the hard truth they are not impervious to just have to do "the job" for our entertainment. (now i envision jesse in a gladioter manager roll with a wip :p ) This batch of games are a let down. perhaps i should rewatch my all time favorite "you'r gonna die baby playtrough or the hospital one.
Sometimes you just feel a little bit of Umutsuzluk until Öldün :p
@@evelienbollaert2139 "Sometimes you just feel a little bit of Umutsuzluk until Öldün" Words of wisdom...
I had forgotten about crendors money money rap, and it brought a huge smile to my face to hear it
When the completionist no longer want to complete this🤣🤣🤣🤣
the coldest of openings
Ah Scary Game Squad. One of my absolute favorite things on the internet. 💙
When suggesting fake swears, Alex just immediately saying Blairch got me so bad
This was a HILARIOUS episode. I feel kinda bad for Jirard tho 🤣
Alex unsuccessfully trying to say that Columbus wasn't a pilgrim is a microcosm of my life.
Poor Jared... feeling ill while still being peer pressured into continue.
Hey i have a suggestion for SGS to play Summer of '58.
The game is about an hour and a half long and is regarded as one of the scariest games that came out this year.
If you guys are looking for games to play, why not Darkwood? Or Detention? I think you'd really like the story and game play behind these.
Darkwood would work well, especially for the shift between shit-talk safe days and OH SHIT nights. Detention is a great game but it's very atmoshpere-reliant and that's not always suitable for the Squad. Their later game about the singer girl would work perfectly because it's very similar to Bloober Team's stuff and those games work perfectly for SGS.
I feel like Jesse doesn't understand that the whole curse of Medusa is that she's meant to be so ugly that people turn to stone when they look at her. Like, it's not that she's supposed to have some sort of enchantment she puts on you with her eyes or something. She's supposed to be literally so ugly that you die. That's the whole myth.
Davis is a national treasure
Funny story: I also used this Kevin McLeod song in college XD
It's in my demo reel.
I'm English. It always annoyed me that Odlaw was Waldo's name backwards. BUT WALLY WASN'T WALDO TO US SO IT DIDN'T MAKE SENSE TO CALL HIM SELF ODLAW. Also Yllaw sounds Welsh or something, so that wouldn't have worked either.
I would love crendor to react to these and just create substories for they insanity they traverse
A classic I love is "smeg"
this intro is pure chaos. like more chaos than usual
Crendor Selects are the best Selects
God bless Davis 💀💀💀
The intro was so chaotic! I love it!
You're saying it geta calmer?!
I think this is the best first five minutes opening of any video ever!
I call people turnips on twitter and never get banned, you're welcome
Edit: "I'm gonna get real soft if you don't click hard" - I NEED THIS ON A T-SHIRT PLEASE
Further edit: WHY DID THIS GET SO THIRSTY DAVIS
The bleeps in the first 5 are golden I love it
This is still the best first 5 minutes of any video on youtube.
Probably the best Scary Game Squad episode
I randomly ended up picturing the witch on a hot summer day building her maze brick by brick sweating in the sun wearing a denim overall.
The hellfire segment makes me think you'd 100% get along with the screenwriter for it, Tab Murphy. He's got a facebook group full of degenerates and sends posters to his fans and he'd confirm Frollo's an incel. He's a great dude and full-on these guy's vibe
the intro and that girl blair witchin' it in the corner lmao
The beginning of this video is madness, such chaos its beautiful and hilarious all at once. This is what I expect when I click on a scary game squad video, the highest quality chaos the squad can provide!!!!!
I think your character's vision is jittery because of all that sweet caffeine.
“We can swear! **bleep** yeah!”
You should from now on just randomly bleep Davis in every episode even when he's not cursing in the first five minutes.
Lamentum just released, looks like a perfect job for the SGS!
The key is the friends we made along the way
First couple of minutes were fantastic. The whole video was fantastic, actually
Turning on a fan to understand what the squad were going through
Davis was on some shiz during the intro lol
The opening bits are too good dammit.
All of Jesse's talk in this video about banging Medusa is made extra funny when you take into consideration he was the producer of Monster Prom, a game featuring an actual gorgon, a medusa-girl named Vera. I guess we know now which is his favorite character in that game ;)
Somehow the bleeps in the beginning make it funnier
You cannot contain Davis.
21 people got the wrong dunkaccino and lacked the Boston balls to ask for a new one.
I hate the way Jirard says Kevin Macleod. I always thought it was like "Macloud"
This is the funniest intro i've ever seen by these dudes, those bleeps crack me up
I don't think I have ever laughed this hard at sencored swears 🤣
JIRARD WE"RE TALKING ABOUT POKEMON SHHHH (I died) LOL
Crendor... what have you unleashed?
Top 5 chaotic SGS episodes
The whole hug the left wall works mostly, but not if you switch left and right in between XD
Everyone raise a glass for whoever edited the first 5 minutes of this video.
Best intro, hands down!