Simple ASMR | Counting Pennies (Whisper)

NOTE: I start out with a soft spoken description and soft spoken counting, and then I changed my mind around 15 or so and whispered the rest of it.
Let me save you the trouble of typing out the following comments:
"Me trying to pay for my lunch the day before payday like:"
"Oh, TH-cam not payin' much this month? Haw haw haw"
"Handling money is disgusting dear GOD you are going to die very soon now for doing this. Also your videos are dumb."
"She didn't turn all the pennies the same way (rage-rage-rage)"
"She stacked some of them but not all of them what is WRONG with her. Dang hussy HOW am I supposed to sleep now?? (rage-rage-rage)"
"WHY ARE THEY NOT ALL THE SAME LEVEL OF SHININESS. SHE IS THE DEVIL AND I HATE HER STUPID HANDS."
"Pennies from Heaven"
"Stop showin' off!"
"Well, ACTUALLY... [insert random uninteresting penny trivia here]."
"Bad night at the strip joint huh? Hardy har har har har OMG I am so funny and original"