Why Women Don’t Like Short Guys. Brad Trackman - Full Special
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 31 ก.ค. 2024
- Why women don't like short guys, according to Brad Trackman is beacause they like men who are intelligent and whose feet don't swing on the bus. In this full Dry Bar Comedy special form Brad Trackman, Brad breaks down what it's like to be a short left handed guy and is sure to keep you laughing along the way.
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Im a left handed leprechaun.... The struggle is real.
go cry in your pot of gold!
We'll kick ya in the ankle lol
@@raysteigerwalt5272 good, then you'll be close enough for me to steal that pot of gold! MWAHAHAHAHHAAHA!~
Right there with you bud
@@andrabook8758 lol
I'm taller than almost every girl I know and I am still too short
Women like to compare...you need something that is absolutely apparently different and unique..like a hobby that women think is sexy And manly or date shorter girls.. lol
Maybe it's your personality?🙄
Not all women avoid short guys. I've been dating shorter guys the past few years.
Listen to that person advice of finding something that will make you stand out. Remember in this country there's only 15% of men 6ft and above. If you add 5 11, then it is 20% of men. That same 20% are the ones that all women are fighting for and the ones that hurt them. Too much demand not enough supply, all from the conditioning of society and their parents. So look for someone that hasn't been hurt by that 20%
@BlackSheep85
Some Women are very astute when it comes to most males as they can easily see the many differences between them and Men.
A terrific t-shirt, "My wife has Trust Issues... at least that what I read in her journal".
I hate this..... So much.... cause I have trust issues
🤣😱🤬
"Your spelling and grammar *needs* improvement." Ouch. The one sentence he had to get right.
Edit: 8:12
Hey you reading her journal? Tisk tisk.
@Christpher Brown Let me know how many crazy looks you'll get lmao
I didn't want this one to end!
😂😂😭😂😂
Short guys did
His demeanor cracks me up...
Lol "too wrongs do make a right"🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@2:45 "I need the green scissor! 🤣🤣🤣
Hilarious! I absolutely love Dry Bar comedy! People DO NOT NEED TO BE NASTY to be funny! Looking forward to hearing more of his comedy!
I used to agree about the checkout girl calling you over - until one told me "Oh, I meant the other man, sir."
The left handed joke is on point.
I'm left handed and didn't know there was left handed scissors until I was out of school
Same here lefty me cannot cannot use lefty scissors.! Shoots like a righty. Plays pool like a righty. Forced myself to paint and like a righty so i can take advantage of the angle of approach.
Writes & kicks lefty.
😎😁
“Hey, if it can’t be big, let it be cute.” 🤣😂🤣😂
So i have a chance?
And yet it still looks like a faceless army guy in a hair clogged drain..😂
@@debbiedoestinyliving85 That is a good one lol
"We work on your personality next....." 😁😂😁😂🤣
Back in my day, stores didn't *accept* 100-dollar bills; $50 was occasionally okay, but they got put under the bill tray.
Do you think people sneak coffee into Dry Bar in flasks?
🙄
Angry Applesauce,
At a Dry Bar it would most likely be a Latte, brought in by some Macho Guy sporting a "man bun".
@@johnnyb6049 That does sound like the quintessential male citizen of Provost
Now I realize why I'm single
Name checks out.
@@Psychol-Snooper
That's funny.
These first two comments were made for each other.
Hilarious.
Don't forget to laugh.
I pray fullness, completeness and peace for the sad and the angry.
Shalom
@@adventurecapitalist5001 Are we writing poems? I know one!!!
There was a young girl of Cape Cod
Who thought babies were fashioned by God,
But ’twas not the Almighty
Who hiked up her nightie -
‘Twas Roger, the lodger, by God!
@@Psychol-Snooper
That's funny.
Shalom
@@adventurecapitalist5001 Toda
How refreshing to encounter such an attractive comedian! 😘
Are we watching the same video?
@@Sharayah144 LOL🤣
Anyone else see Kevin James?
Really good show. Highly entertaining. Thank you.
i clapped at my computer screen at the umbilical cord joke lol
i'm 63 and still no cell phone
Dude, Brad Trackman is hilarious and so clever with his jokes!
Great comedian. Great teacher of comedy.
I really appreciate this channel!
This guy is AWESOME!! Sooo Hilarious!! 🤣🤣 I'm saving this one to watch repeatedly,& to share w/my friends!
👍👍!!
Same
I'm seriously going to do that... pull out a magic marker and and act like I'm checking their money. Just to be funny!
I know i thought that was hilarious.
Great set!
Good thing not all short guys are alike. A lot of them have a good sense of humor enough to maintain it well during hard times too.
Great show!
Title: "Why Women Don't Like Short Guys"
The subject of the video: "Being a dad"
A total of 24 seconds of this 25-minute video is about the F'N title.
Why was that the title of the video? WTF
True
Excellent comedy!! Very skilled and funny
Girl: 1'2
Guy:5'11
Girl: he's to short for me
Short girls are often insecure themselves so they want to have guys as tall as possible to overcompensate.
Nice work, Brad! Ya had me belly laughing several times, but laughing the whole way through! I gotta say it, though. I'm not 100% sure, In the parking meter officer's defense, I believe that those tickets are three digit serial numbered, so technically.... but yes, that brilliantly sets up the hilarious restaurant joke 👍... chicken something 🤣
I thought he was totally
awesome.!! Good clean humor with a touch of
sarcasm.!
I'm the other guy, ...we all are.
Not me.. I was fortunate enough to get almost every girl I went for. You have to take a lot if swings. You'll hit some home unexpected home runs as well. My friend was the other guy but I got him going too.
Excellent!
Hope to see more of him. Very funny.
Really like this guy. Coulda kept on watchin'...
you could have had chick peas!
we'll work on your personality next! priceless!
So Funny! Great guy in person!!!
Very good. The swan/geese joke was my favourite.
That was great. I watched about 10 from the last good one that I saw so this was refreshing. He's amazing.period
yeah i'll be honest i wasnt expecting myself to watch to the end. I was just gonna watch something for 10 minutes while i ate...one of the best on Dry bar imo and sadly some of these comments dont agree. Then again im sure the stuff they find funny i wouldnt find funny. I'd watch another one of his sets anyday.
Yeah i just discovered Drybar and it was off to a hilarious start at first, and then i hit a pretty bad streak of completely not funny ones
Great set, funny guy! Short left-handers united! Lol
God hates us
Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Funny stuff right there. Beginning to end. I mean. Beginning to end!!!!!!!👈😂
I'm 5ft, I don't like to date guys taller than 5'7, never meet a guy shorter than me so wouldn't know on that end
I'm 5'0 as well and I dated my hight and taller, but never found 6ft & up guys very attractive just because of their hight. I know of 2 guys smaller than me and both of them as cute as a button. If the timing was different I would ask either out, no problem.
Hey, just my experience, I'm 5'6" and I've plenty of women saying I'm too short.
I don't know about you, I've never met you. I'm just saying, for me, being 5'6" has been a problem.
@@LarryJ602 that's fair, just offering my experience and yours is valid too.
That parking ticket line was real lol
Being 5'1 myself I can concur lol
5' 0.75" right here man. The struggle is real.
Concor with what? He only talks about being short for like 20 seconds. And that is just anecdotal.
Brad i doubt you want to hear this but i think you're very good looking!
Being a left hander, I feel the pain.
Very good sir.
This guy nailed it with that man bun joke.
You are the best
I feel the same way about people.
Kevin James is always funny
To be fair, as a woman that has lots of conversations with other women about men, you DO often hear a woman say “I like him, he’s so smart“ or “he’s not that cute, but he’s smart and funny”
THIS GUY IS REALLY VERY SMART !!!!
Short people have fewer concussions throughout their lives.
-6’6”
@Nocx Kai he was fine, not far to fall
@@colbywood8113
Damned Straight . . . and the Callouses do add to the overall height, if you keep forgetting to (Mallard).
This finally answered my heaven question. "....Who would you spend eternity with?"
Dude this guys is hilarious
What a fantastic comic!!! Brilliant!!
3:16 lol
Anyone know where in the world these are performed/recorded? I’d be fun to attend a live show some day
Our shows are filmed at Dry Bar Comedy club in Provo, Utah! But as soon as restrictions are lifted we’ll be touring to a city near you
@@DryBarComedy keep us posted- would love to attend, great date night for my wife and I!
Just 2 more weeks to flatten the curve!
@@DryBarComedy
We appreciate what you are doing here and elsewhere.
You are blessed and blessing
Shalom
@@DryBarComedy cool!
amazing 😜
green scissors, same as decaf bunch
As a left handed person totally agree with the erase mate pens. Pencils too! Smudgie left hand. Lol Didn't have green scissors though just used regular scissors. Lol What he didn't mention was spiral notebooks the worst for a left handed person. 😂
B.REASON
SKATE BOARDERS CRASHING....
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
THIS MAN IS SO FUNNY !!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m no police officer, but if I had to guess, I’d think that there are carbon copies of the tickets they write. I’d also assume those tickets have some sort of numerical/character order to them, so they must keep them intact. If they start writing a ticket, stop, and don’t issue it, they’d probably have to answer for each one of those to their superiors or something. 🤷🏾♀️
Thats not it. Keep guessing!
Heard a lot of these from other Drybar comedians
I think this was hilarious and I'm sorry for what I'm about to say but when you put your head down you look like a young Joe Rogan then when it's up you look like an old version 😭😂😂
I'm short. I can relate.
Hi .. I'm 5'9' this got me worried how tall are You Mr.Gerald?
@@AbdAllah19934 5’ 4”
@@gcprost I see, and You are a good looking man too, I wish You all the best Mr.Gerald.
As a short guy i had to watch this Lmao
Lmao . I dangle legs in public places as well. It makes ya feel weird until you embrace it and kick your legs like a lil kid.
I'm short so I don't care but he has to have a good head of hair lol
Every time I see a real tall guy with a real short woman, the first thing I imagine is how they have sex, haha
I prefer bald headed men.... to each their own 🤷♀️
Why does the hair matter if ya get a stiff neck having to look up at? ;o)
yeah you're lucky...me being a guy i can only look for shorter women...being 5'2 isn't helping me
@@soxrule74 Everyone maybe the same height lying down🤔
I'm the "other guy" also lol
I taught myself to write from below so that I didn’t smear my writing.
Funny af😂👌
Intelligence is very important. When her man is stupid, she loses respect for and trust in him. It must come with a loyal heart. He also needs to gain control of his eye. No woman wants a dog.
Wow Kevin James got funny all of a sudden
Yo I got the same vibe from him
She's called "The Duff"
My husband is 6'2" and the first thing I liked about him was his height and he knows it. I am 5'7".
Omg same here. Too funny! 🇨🇦❤️
As long it's the first thing you liked and not the only thing. My wife has said the only things she likes about me is that I'm tall and handsome.
I spent years trying to figure out what irritated women and I did everything I could to not be those things and be a person of good character... Only to find none of that mattered.
looool
@@jakeofalltradesmusic I don't believe that's true. It mattered she just didn't admit it. If you stop doing everything long enough I'm pretty sure she'll change her mind or complain. I bet she felt she struck gold that she found a tall and handsome and considerate man without her having to beg you to have better character.
She probably didn't want to let you know so you wouldn't hold it over her head when she made a mistake.
A lot of times people don't let you know what you're doing some right because then they would feel convincted about not putting in the same effort or giving the same thing. 🤷🏾♀️
Who knows maybe I'm wrong. This is just my opinion from what I've experienced.
@@jakeofalltradesmusic well, in the long run.......
You'll always hear about fatshaming, never shortshaming.
Why? Women make up the rules.
If I don't laugh within 4 minutes I'm gone......bye!
His ostracize list was brilliant 🏆 he vibed a bit like Kevin James to me 😉
At 152cm (5'0") I get the "Aww, Thanks bud. Is Chad, single?" 😂🤣😂
God hates us
Whoa I’m early
Me too
Could he sound any more depressed?!
If you select your partner or friend based on height you’re already in trouble
Comedy
If it can't be big, let it be cute. FOC!
I am 5'8 and my honey is 5'7. The height thing bothers him, not me.
Life is about moments that's when I realized I can't waste another moment watching this
beacause 😂
There's always hope for guys that are short, (I guess that it depends on what they're Short of), and there are always ways to resolve a problem.
For example. one of the Three Bears recently Married a Giraffe . . . apparently the other two put him up to it!
You are a 6'footer. Just by the way you speak. You don't really know what you are talking about.
@@erenyeager3655
When last measured at the Doctor's Office, that's what they told me, but I'm shorter if measured at the end of the Day.
And, unlike some of us, I try my hardest to only talk about things that I do have some understanding of. I would be happy to put a few of those things in much simpler terms for you, if you would like as I understand that Turtles are a Little Slow,
this guys very funny
Ok
Funny guy!
Just for the record, I've always preferred short guys. I don't know why, but it's just true.
The guy at the stoplight with the bass thumping should be ostracized, no matter what color he is. Lol. But seriously. I hate that.
It says a lot about a person's age when they still think that rap is only listened to by black and brown people in 2021. That stereotype went out at the end of the 1990s
True I'm a white 51 year old woman and I listen to rap more than any other music.
Sad isn't it?
Think he's saying they shouldnt, but it's a joke anyway
he never said they couldn't listen to it...just to not blast it lol
yeah, i think he just meant it was funny to see
Funny
06:09 🤨
Whatever happened to EraserMate pens?
Do an Amazon search. They still sell them...
nothing, you can get them at walmart
I really feel sorry for this guy's poor wife ):