Cocktails and Nightmares in Bartender Hustle

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    Cocktails and Nightmares in Bartender Hustle

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  • @notjack971
    @notjack971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    This feels like the next stage in Jimmy Hollywoods life

    • @somakruz2297
      @somakruz2297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      So Weekend at Jimmy Hollywood's?

    • @ajassassin7912
      @ajassassin7912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      "Sky's the limit"

    • @SpookyFraiser
      @SpookyFraiser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Jimmy Hollywoods in his Buffet stage wheres he's managing a moderately successful eatery and drinking establishment

    • @KorneliusCob
      @KorneliusCob 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      are those my tranquilizers, you said we were out bitch

    • @deathstarnhb
      @deathstarnhb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Todd Crust is Jimmy Hollywoods step brother.

  • @DevonPalmer98
    @DevonPalmer98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    Was Charlotte not allowing in the room because of all the open containers with liquid?

    • @ISavant
      @ISavant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      They have at least one functional computer in there. Of course they can't let her in with that many open containers.

    • @poposterous236
      @poposterous236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Its also why she's not allowed in most restaurants

    • @redsands1001
      @redsands1001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Does charlotte put her coffee on the ground while sitting at cafes?

    • @wickedhugestompyrobot5963
      @wickedhugestompyrobot5963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She's not allowed near electronics when it's too humid; there's no way she could be trusted in this setting.

  • @SneakyG67
    @SneakyG67 2 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    This is the first time I've seen Ryan slightly uneasy. Excellent work James. "Cause I ate ass" made me almost spit out my food

    • @nakenmil
      @nakenmil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      We saw Ryan spit something back out. I'm astonished.

  • @colleengaw3338
    @colleengaw3338 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Absolutely dying at the “the waves on the side, that means it’s gonna get you drunk” bit because that’s nonalcoholic appletini mix lmao

    • @Hexen_Wulf
      @Hexen_Wulf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, that was the joke.

  • @drunkhas
    @drunkhas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Jesus Christ! James managed to gross out Ryan LOL, that's an epic feat.

    • @P0rk_Sinigang
      @P0rk_Sinigang 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But of course. Alcohol is sacred to our homeless red state boy.

  • @Sakomaru707
    @Sakomaru707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    No more than 3 minutes of gameplay footage on screen. Beautiful masterpiece

  • @y2khookimaw587
    @y2khookimaw587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    "I don't drink" -Patrick
    "You're starting today" -Ryan

    • @DarthVix501
      @DarthVix501 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why dont he drink?

  • @TheRumpletiltskin
    @TheRumpletiltskin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    James wearing 2 pairs of glasses trying to flip cups is hilarious. Man is completely blind

  • @noelc8927
    @noelc8927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    Todd Crust should be the official bartender from now on during the drunk gameplays

  • @karinebd
    @karinebd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    I am so happy Dream Jobs is back. This series is amazing!

  • @konversion
    @konversion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Man, I really wish Bruce was around for this gameplay because it immediately made me think about Club Naughty. Instead of multiple watches, it's multiple sunglasses.

  • @johnb6736
    @johnb6736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    funhaus never ceases to make me gag

  • @FreddyHernandezbass
    @FreddyHernandezbass 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    James Willems embodies the 80s Wall Street trust fund baby bartender who’s never had any negative feedback in his life and deserves an Oscar for it.

  • @Macedonia914
    @Macedonia914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "Oh yeah, she was a nobody. She was street trash." - Todd Crust

  • @babyjesusvideo
    @babyjesusvideo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I didn't know "James as Tom Cruise" was the character I needed today

  • @Miki90Mar
    @Miki90Mar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Ryan could feed the entire world with the amount of stuff he has behind his ear

  • @Bjhorn279
    @Bjhorn279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The laugh James does at 9:55 cracked me up, I kept replaying it over and over

  • @Jellyfish146
    @Jellyfish146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I recall an episode from long ago where a legendary group of men made a similar concoction in a blender. It's nice to see the new generation continuing the traditions of their ancestors.

    • @Ashephalt
      @Ashephalt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That chicken was bad but at least it had hat tequila.

    • @Carolinelili413
      @Carolinelili413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What video?

    • @Jellyfish146
      @Jellyfish146 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Carolinelili413 it was a demo disk, if you search Jon demo disk the first video is a compilation that has it in there. They tried to make a "smoothie"

  • @Imwritingthisnotefrombeyondthe
    @Imwritingthisnotefrombeyondthe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Basically on the edge of my seat this whole video laughing, and when Lindsey chucked the lighter into the drink I completely lost it.

  • @jonathannoble7845
    @jonathannoble7845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    James Willems’ impression of Tom Cruise sounds a little like Jim Carrey in that juicing infomercial sketch from In Living Color.

  • @guhrizzlybaire
    @guhrizzlybaire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Ryan just makes me smile, no doubt about it. Am I the only person that also used to play a much older version of this game in the early 00's? My best friends dad was a bartender and had a much simpler version of this game but we played it all the time.

  • @Kikorilko
    @Kikorilko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Everybody knows that bartending is 102% attitude.

  • @frozendogfood
    @frozendogfood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "The most common answer I give is, go ahead and jump"

  • @rahjahknows
    @rahjahknows 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Amazing remix of the Dream Jobs intro, well done Charlotte

  • @JohnnyStrelok
    @JohnnyStrelok 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:26 is that just a bottle of fucking Vermouth? What a queen.

  • @Mattmannx3
    @Mattmannx3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I don't know that I've ever been SO uncomfortable watching a funhaus video. Just watching James pour the drinks made me want to die.

  • @alexpace2166
    @alexpace2166 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I cant wait for Tom Cruise's Cocktail 2: Maverick

  • @sunnyhooligan6464
    @sunnyhooligan6464 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It's fun to watch them have fun.

  • @jackgood8792
    @jackgood8792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Is Don still at funhaus? During the first couple of minutes I could only think of Don doing the character James was playing

    • @guhrizzlybaire
      @guhrizzlybaire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Omg you're right. And I think he does editing still! He was in a video not too long ago iirc

  • @Cextra_the_artist
    @Cextra_the_artist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I was just watching the last season of dream jobs yesterday wishing for more, glad its back!

  • @dyondo
    @dyondo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm so glad it's James' turn to do a fun character

  • @Harrisonisafat
    @Harrisonisafat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The chaotic energy of this episode was absolutely hilarious

  • @Jaydizzle04
    @Jaydizzle04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's 11:45 in the morning somewhere and you know what that means...?
    They better make sure that they get a Designated Driver before the end of the day because those drinks'll knock you out cold.

  • @GarrettPDGA
    @GarrettPDGA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tom Crui- I mean, Todd Crust can mix my drink any time

  • @goyard26
    @goyard26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how James slowly turns into Harry Carry throughout the video.

  • @zsookah3
    @zsookah3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like how James's bartender is also a magician lol

  • @rahjahknows
    @rahjahknows 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Please tell me this was filmed at 6 am. The music in this video is (chefs kiss). So much energy

  • @shay5555
    @shay5555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    At no point did Todd Crust know that Lindsey was playing a video game, and that's why Funhaus is my favorite gaming channel on TH-cam.

  • @smattathanyou
    @smattathanyou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn James gives off serious serial killer energy and I love it!

  • @SMWhannell82
    @SMWhannell82 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Charlotte add-on for "Dreams Jobs" was fantastic and I loved it.

  • @Electricdynamite
    @Electricdynamite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ryan already has a weed cat tie die shirt. Incredible.

  • @Crokto
    @Crokto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i farted right as james poured out the first drink. really upped the immersion

  • @tobiasblackmoar
    @tobiasblackmoar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    James really got the Cruise mannerisms down to a science

  • @AdventuresofLydia
    @AdventuresofLydia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a bartender, this video had me on the floor lmao great work, yall

  • @IStryckerI
    @IStryckerI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Todd Crust needs his own show on public broadcasting *WINK WINK*

  • @HamidKhan-ge7dk
    @HamidKhan-ge7dk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:56 Reminds me of good ol' Funhaus 😂😂

  • @BrentBlueAllen
    @BrentBlueAllen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I can't believe that Funhaus got Tom Cruise to appear on this episode of Dream Jobs

  • @Lollocide
    @Lollocide 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Part-time bar-leaser, part-time serial murderer and your host for tonight... Tooooooddd CRUST!"
    "Hey everybody, thanks for coming out tonight..."

  • @SteakSawSr
    @SteakSawSr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thrilling gameplay. 10/10

  • @Bjhorn279
    @Bjhorn279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Seeing this series return is such a welcome surprise. The intro was hilarious, and the editing was too good. Todd Crust is definitely a Jimmy Hollywood variant

  • @mironricardo
    @mironricardo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Frigging James Willems is a lunatic and I am loving this side of him.

  • @LimitedLemons24
    @LimitedLemons24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The cocktail abominations James was creating gave me flashbacks to the "Demo Disk Smoothie." Yikes!

  • @cameronliterally
    @cameronliterally 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Feels like a classic to me

  • @timoslice8993
    @timoslice8993 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    As soon as we saw the "hey hey" face, we new Todd Crust came from heart of james

  • @Ramonatho
    @Ramonatho 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Todd Crust lied about why they called him Watermelon Pucker, it's because he had the tightest melon on the block.

  • @diizzy54
    @diizzy54 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    LMAO i lovvee Ryan's shirt it made me laugh so hard when i realized what it was. please where did you get it Ryan please respond where please WHERE IS IT please thank you

  • @james_no_last_name
    @james_no_last_name 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Patrick, Ryan, and James seem like they're a real life Animorph if they all stood next to each other.

  • @Qwayzar
    @Qwayzar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I swear i heard the start of firestarter at 1:42 when James flips the shaker.

  • @thefearedavocado
    @thefearedavocado 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OMG I have been trying to make "That was my nickname in high school" the new "That's what she said" in my various friend groups for years now. XD Maybe now it'll catch on, with the famous James Willems boosting it.

  • @swordude40
    @swordude40 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    When I went to New York on a band trip in 2015, a party bus passed my group walking on the sidewalk. It was one of those buses where everyone was on a stationary bike looking out the windows at the city going by, and at the front was this guy with a megaphone who I felt like was pointing at me specifically. I only had a second to take that in as the bus whizzed by, but I'll never forget the image of it. That guy looked EXACTLY like Todd Crust, and I've always imagined he sounds like it too.

  • @alexclary3618
    @alexclary3618 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Im less than 2 minutes into the video and have already realized this is my favorite james character he's done lmao

  • @snowballeffect7812
    @snowballeffect7812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:04 the zoom without tracking is fucking hilarious.

  • @stoneprevious4294
    @stoneprevious4294 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Having recently watched 'Cocktail' - A masterful performance by James.

  • @straightspine9870
    @straightspine9870 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm about a minute and a half in and as soon as I saw James fumble the throw with the cup I knew I was in for a good time. You guys are on fire lately!

  • @PaulTeichman
    @PaulTeichman 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how Ryan just sighs when Patrick pulls out the dog mouth wash because he feared he would be the only one who would try it, at least before James sets it on fire.

  • @Squireissocoolie
    @Squireissocoolie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ryan became straight edge after this video.

  • @poposterous236
    @poposterous236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    James gives me life

  • @BJ-ih8un
    @BJ-ih8un 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Toddy Crust is a mad man lmaooooo

  • @andyn2003super
    @andyn2003super 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    James doing the Tom Cruise pauses... Mint performance.... MINT...

  • @samuelwilton8192
    @samuelwilton8192 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I never comment but I love seeing James come alive in this video. When he’s having fun it’s infectious

  • @Mr_Hutt
    @Mr_Hutt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great start to the week

  • @justinhartling3497
    @justinhartling3497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wasn't expecting to wake up on a Monday and watching people being poisoned on TH-cam, but here we are

  • @drskelebone
    @drskelebone 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    James: "WHAT'S THAT? You need me to poison my coworkers? Say no more! I'm on the case!"

  • @michaelw2030
    @michaelw2030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Patrick looks really clean cut compared to Ryan's messiness. Like an Angel and a Devil on Lindsey's shoulders!

  • @MWW117
    @MWW117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Monday day drinking vibes. 🤣

  • @michael_bullard
    @michael_bullard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I could smell that mixer through the internet

  • @NonfictionGamer
    @NonfictionGamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    James making drinks had a real Jon “snapping” demo disks kinda energy.

  • @ezzabee069
    @ezzabee069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I think Michael Transactions and Todd would get on well

  • @Edgemaster72
    @Edgemaster72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Would've been hilarious if the ad read after "my bar opens at 8 AM" was for Better Help

  • @rosechrisman8517
    @rosechrisman8517 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve had to face the fact that I have to give up heavy drinking recently, and this video has made that so much easier. I will just imagine every bar tender is Todd Crust from now on

  • @pellistv
    @pellistv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Todd is one of the best guests Dream Jobs has had, starting the new series with a bang!

  • @TheJokersAreWild
    @TheJokersAreWild 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    No matter what role or part James plays he always kills it.

  • @roibenr
    @roibenr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It too me too long to realize James was wearing two glasses because it was kinda a cool design

  • @rus.t
    @rus.t 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funhaus. Not only can you get drunk at work but your boss would make the drink for you.

  • @elijah8706
    @elijah8706 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    best quote, "It's designed to be swallowed, not sipped!", as said by poet Todd Crust.

  • @thetalesofdaneandco
    @thetalesofdaneandco 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was really hoping the guest would be Tugg Nuggets.

  • @dunnzo410
    @dunnzo410 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lindsey’s back at CowChop with these concoctions

  • @christiancolon4308
    @christiancolon4308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This episodes gonna be an HR nightmare

  • @astrologicalbum6616
    @astrologicalbum6616 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Idk why but 0:19 killed me LMAO

  • @joshualamp2438
    @joshualamp2438 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This had me rolling.

  • @3x6-r6b
    @3x6-r6b ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:47 can someone please tell me what the "song" is called? I m getting good vibes from it.

  • @TheGreatArloMan
    @TheGreatArloMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nice shirt Ryan, real contemporary

  • @KingCeryn
    @KingCeryn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Todd Crust’s entrance was an instant classic

  • @Miki90Mar
    @Miki90Mar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Just like a good dealer doesn't get high on his own stuff a great bartender doesn't drink alcohol

  • @Jay-rel
    @Jay-rel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That’s the best unintentional Tom Cruise impression I’ve ever seen

  • @DirectorEJJR
    @DirectorEJJR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What a fun guy. James was super animated. Never seen him so amped! Even when talking about bodybuilding! The sunglasses must bring out the energy

  • @tinnetju
    @tinnetju 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My god this is a gem

  • @dillonr2610
    @dillonr2610 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why i'm watching this while i'm hungover is beyond me 🤣💀⚰️🤮

  • @birdtarmac
    @birdtarmac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't believe Ryan has a Sprigatito shirt!?!?

  • @parkerdolson2157
    @parkerdolson2157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a Bartender you'd think I'd be more upset about other things here, but I'm most upset at the no ice lol. That hurt my soul