I filmed a LOT of footage while I was testing the sounds and creating this video- let me know if you'd be interested in an extra long video with just typing, no speaking! Also- thanks for all your lovely comments so far 😭😭 Usually after I post a new video I kick around in the comments for an hour and answer as many as I can but I'm on a deadline with some illustration stuff right now so I can't respond to as many as I'd like. But I'm reading them all and I appreciate you!! 💖 ya'll are truly the best, holy moly
Id be more interested in all talking with no typing. When I was a kid we had a thing called dial-a-story at the library. You could call and listen to a prerecorded story. That might be a good roleplay.
I think it’s beautiful how, since we all give different answers, and she answers respectively, we’re all creating different versions of her in our mind, and they’re all technically real.
Omg, I love how Alb keeps the questions open ended and answer less- she doesn’t shut down any answers, she finds a way to move on to another, tysm for the content.
Shalom Luke 12:6-7 Are not five sparrows sold for two farthings, and not one of them is forgotten before God?But even the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Fear not therefore: ye are of more value than many sparrows./Inspiration+There are many worries in our lives. Yet, God has made things very simple: He has promised to take care of all our worries, and we only have to worry about one thing: His Kingdom. If that is our number one priority, nothing can stop us, and nothing can distract us, because God has taken care of the rest. /Prayer+ Father, help me to take my mind of unimportant things. Help me grow the faith to know that You are there to take care of my needs, so that I can focus on serving You. Thank you Father for assuring that I will never want, for You are my Lord, and in Christ I have all I need. Amen.
Ale30 have you seen the marvelous mrs maisel? In season 2 there’s scenes that look like this and it fits the 19(forgot what timeline it is.) vintage feeling.
Right! I went to go buy the book for _Good Omens_ recently and I was PRAYING that the cover would be normal and not have David Tennant and Micheal Sheen (nothing against them but seriously book covers being changed to the tv show or movie posters is irritating)
I like how she hints at your answer instead of deciding it for you often questions in Asmr they are like ‘red or blue?’ ‘Blue’ ‘oh I like red better to!’ 🙄 so this was refreshing!
Why is NO ONE talking about her hair? It's like perfectly curly!! Okay, I can't believe I have to clarify since no one is being nice in the replies. I never said her hair was natural, I said her hair was "perfectly curly". It takes almost 10 seconds to look at her channel and see that her hair is "curly" because she *curls* it. I know the difference between curly hair and wavy hair because I *have* curly hair. I wanted to comment on how pretty her hair was, not start and entire war about it in the replies. Please be nice to people. This channel is about positivity and relaxing, and especially being respectful.
Her: Who was ur hero when u were young? Me: Dora bro she was always like Swiper no Swiping and that always worked bro and I loved boots, backpack, and the map
Maria made a asmr-survey not to long ago. I don't know what she is planning to do with it, but i guess she wants more insight/data about asmr so more scientific studies can follow. Go check it out :D
@@holo6670 it wasn't actually her who made it, if we're talking about the same one. She referrer her subscribers to a university study about it, she's been a part of many official studies, both as insight and trigger :)
When I was a child in the 90s I used to play with this old Keyboard and act like I was a receptionist or a writer.... this video took me Back To such a calm sweet innocent place. Thank you so so much 💕💕💕
When she asked for my favorite colour I said red but I immediately looked around and notice all the blue in my house from my ring to my blankets, the only clock in my house, the American flag folded to show the blue, some picture frames, my main dress shirt, my shoes, a yoga ball, and a candy dish. I guess I said red because my grandpa always wore a red jacket but I think all the blue in my life is also from my grandpa because his favorite colour is blue and as im typing this I realized my profile pic is basically all blue and I love the blue ocean and sky. Wow I did not realize how much blue was truly in my life that I just overlooked.
she said "what character can you relate to" and I was like: OH WHAT CHARACTERS DO I KIN!? I'VE BEEN WAITIN FOR THIS ONE- TURN IT UP!! *goes on to list that I kin kokichi ouma, mabel pines, toko fukawa/genocider syo, luna lovegood, charlie mange, and vaggie*
"If you fall asleep during this, feel no need to answer the questions" Just imagine being her, hearing a thud on the other end and just having to carry on, whilst not knowing when to stop.
@@definitelynotrileyshe never said the color itself was basic. She was referring to the vagueness of the name. So instead of saying just “Purple” it can be specific like “eggplant purple”
Something about this just feels so versatile to listen to 😌 I can study, relax/sleep, shower, walk the dog, eat dinner, drive to work -- with this perfectly in the background. Love it 💗
I literally got an ad in asmr before this and it was probably the best thing ever. It was for alcohol, so the I didn’t need the actual product, but the fact that my ears didn’t explode before this was pretty cool.
Colorblind doesn't make you see in grey. It makes you lose ability to see other color pallets. So you'll see one color as red while it's actually rose. Or you see a dark tan color as grey, because the colors don't appeal to you or a loved one.
@@theselsystem ngl, red &/or orange eyes sound kinda cool. Also, wait, do green eyes really exist? If so, damn, I'm so jealous of people who have them.
I love typing sounds 😍 I have really vivid memories of spacing out HARD in my grade school computer class when we were learning to type. Something about that little choir of keys is so dreamy.
16:53 Me: wherever my crush is Albin: oh, that sounds so nice.. do you get to go often? Not often enough huh. I know how that goes. Well, that makes it all the more special sometimes. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Me: You really get it 😭♡
The questions kinda felt like you were an alien trying to replicate human emotion lmao. What is your favourite colour? Is it a new favourite colour? Is it an old favourite colour? Be more specific. Apocalypse red? Depression black? Dystopian grey? Colours are nice and things that humans enjoy. When was the last time you climbed a tree? Haha. Such a human thing that I too have done. Do you like flowers? Flowers are nice. Did you enjoy various foliage that existed in 2004-2007 within 3 miles of your location at the time? Do you like the smell of cut grass? My data tells me that it smells like summer. Smells are nice and so human. Still fell asleep though.
They're simple questions. It's relaxing to hear because we don't have to go in depth with our answers. Would you rather her ask what do we think about global warming? 😐
this is basically what i do for work (i work in a call/appointment center so i’m on the phone all shift answering and calling out to people) and yet this video can almost never fail to put me to sleep
Alb:*types random keys* Keyboard: -ahsjsuejsikeisjeuwkwiskowkzxndndieieidujedjduejdjdiskejsjdmeururuieiwosokxmxjzndnnfkdjskhkuliiopuwwaqaddfvgnjjfqqdqfhhntvxsxsaxdc
Anyone notice that her nails change when she types? They are a sparkly glittery pink when the camera is focused on the keyboard, and when the camera is on her face her nails change to regular light pink... 😎💖 I rewatched this 4 times and finally notice that 💀💀💀
How do you only have 170k subs? That is borderline criminal! Your voice is so charming and pleasant, the sound quality is great, and you even had a bit of humor in there, too! Plus, your hair is fabulous and I am low-key jealous.
Zephyr Lyrica because ASMR is kind of a niche thing. I stumbled upon it randomly while browsing one night when I couldn’t sleep. Sometimes stuff like this can be hard to find. I agree, that’s just why.
Your hair is *Daz enters the room* DAZZLING!!!! *sings in a long high note* I’ve been up all night watching Daz Black so I need sleep This was perfect ^~^
I filmed a LOT of footage while I was testing the sounds and creating this video- let me know if you'd be interested in an extra long video with just typing, no speaking!
Also- thanks for all your lovely comments so far 😭😭 Usually after I post a new video I kick around in the comments for an hour and answer as many as I can but I'm on a deadline with some illustration stuff right now so I can't respond to as many as I'd like. But I'm reading them all and I appreciate you!! 💖 ya'll are truly the best, holy moly
albinwhisperland no i love your soothing voice !!
Yes I love it ❤️
Id be more interested in all talking with no typing. When I was a kid we had a thing called dial-a-story at the library. You could call and listen to a prerecorded story. That might be a good roleplay.
Yes! I love the sound of typing.
Yesssss!!! 😊
Why is that keyboard the coolest and cutest thing I’ve ever seen
because i’m the coldest waterbottle.
@@ipoop4359 lmao
commenting incase someone answers
Ava-Conda ASMR Its pretty neat right? I've seen one that had a wooden paint style and it looked like a genuine typewriter
@@Te3nGamerzJaylinkman Write 'Typewriter style keyboard' online
I think it’s beautiful how, since we all give different answers, and she answers respectively, we’re all creating different versions of her in our mind, and they’re all technically real.
This comment is beautiful
🤯
Damn I never thought of that, but you are right! That is pretty cool.
I love this, you're so lovely!
multiverse theory moment
Omg, I love how Alb keeps the questions open ended and answer less- she doesn’t shut down any answers, she finds a way to move on to another, tysm for the content.
First
Shalom
Luke 12:6-7 Are not five sparrows sold for two farthings, and not one of them is forgotten before God?But even the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Fear not therefore: ye are of more value than many sparrows./Inspiration+There are many worries in our lives. Yet, God has made things very simple: He has promised to take care of all our worries, and we only have to worry about one thing: His Kingdom. If that is our number one priority, nothing can stop us, and nothing can distract us, because God has taken care of the rest. /Prayer+ Father, help me to take my mind of unimportant things. Help me grow the faith to know that You are there to take care of my needs, so that I can focus on serving You. Thank you Father for assuring that I will never want, for You are my Lord, and in Christ I have all I need. Amen.
@Auri Arts 🎭 hey 🎭
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"Why do they always reprint books with the MOVIE poster on the cover?" if this isn't the realest question of the 21st century I don't know what is
Ale30 sales tactic
I was in the airport today thinking the same thing, when I saw the big little lies book cover! haha
Ale30 have you seen the marvelous mrs maisel? In season 2 there’s scenes that look like this and it fits the 19(forgot what timeline it is.) vintage feeling.
RedTalon David yes!! i love that series, and she portrays Midge so well. that’s exactly what i thought as soon as i saw this video !
Right! I went to go buy the book for _Good Omens_ recently and I was PRAYING that the cover would be normal and not have David Tennant and Micheal Sheen (nothing against them but seriously book covers being changed to the tv show or movie posters is irritating)
I like how she hints at your answer instead of deciding it for you often questions in Asmr they are like ‘red or blue?’ ‘Blue’ ‘oh I like red better to!’ 🙄 so this was refreshing!
GrayEruanna yess!!!
I agree!
Well honestly that’s like asking a TV to talk back to you but I understand
I agree sm
Yeah like they can say “ oh I like that colour too” or “yeah I prefer the other one”
Am I the only one that prefers nails like these, especially in typing/tapping ASMR videos, over long acrylic nails?
Nails get ugly when they're too long, so yeah
Yes, but some tapping with acrylics is nice.
You’re definitely not alone!
yes! sometimes long acrylic nails make a really uncomfortable sounds that i don’t really like. finger tapping >>>> nail tapping
@@Mrreowmeowmrreowmrowmeow yes. They’re really trashy.
Why is NO ONE talking about her hair? It's like perfectly curly!!
Okay, I can't believe I have to clarify since no one is being nice in the replies. I never said her hair was natural, I said her hair was "perfectly curly". It takes almost 10 seconds to look at her channel and see that her hair is "curly" because she *curls* it. I know the difference between curly hair and wavy hair because I *have* curly hair. I wanted to comment on how pretty her hair was, not start and entire war about it in the replies. Please be nice to people. This channel is about positivity and relaxing, and especially being respectful.
sophie morello from orange is the new black
I thought the exact same thing!
Destiny yes.
sophie uHm it’s actually *ahem* wAvY
sophie why is no one talking about how long her fingers are
"Let me ask my supervisor"
YO, MARIA HOW MANY CLICKITY SOUNDS
Nati Suarez Lietz yes
*wHeEzE-*
This got me laughing way too hard 😂
Maria: HOW ABOUT THREE GIRL THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH
LMAOOO
Her: Who was ur hero when u were young?
Me: Dora bro she was always like Swiper no Swiping and that always worked bro and I loved boots, backpack, and the map
Jocelyn Ortiz I scrolled all the way down here just to see your comment again XD
Ah a person of culture I see 👌
@@baked_potato6085 Omg thank u❤😢😭
You have no idea how hard this made me laugh. Great comment dude.
Jocelyn Ortiz bro
"there are some movies that are better to see with friends or a sweetheart" bold of you to assume I have friends or a sweetheart
i have never related to a comment more in my life than i have related to this one lmfao
HAHAHAHAHAHA NO WAY
Oof
*Laughs in boyfriend*
@@catholicjohn3862 *cries in single*
“who was your hero when you were a child”
my mind: *thick indian accent* i love my daddy, my superhero
Avery YES
oh no-
💀💀💀
JHCJHJHVHDL
ⁱ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ᵐʸ ᵈᵃᵈᵈʸ ᵐʸ ˢᵘᵖᵉʳ ʰᵉʳᵒ
POV: you’re a sticky note on her cubicle wall
LMAO
and you’re just the emoji “👺”
@@lebronthegoat3670 no
@@lebronthegoat3670 and ur not invited to any parties
Is that logical?
FIVE MINUTES AGO:
Damn telemarketers always calling my house!
ALB RELEASES NEW VIDEO:
Damn charming telemarketers always calling my house!
Lol
Eh?
Everyone 18+ got this joke
@@MintTLemon I'm 11 and I get it ._.
Robert Mackey o
Shoutout to supervisor Maria 💖 If anyone was in charge of asmr surveys it would be her !!
It was such a cute shout out!
SleepySloth ASMR i caught that toooooo!!!! 🙈💙💖
Maria made a asmr-survey not to long ago. I don't know what she is planning to do with it, but i guess she wants more insight/data about asmr so more scientific studies can follow. Go check it out :D
@@holo6670 it wasn't actually her who made it, if we're talking about the same one. She referrer her subscribers to a university study about it, she's been a part of many official studies, both as insight and trigger :)
Made my evening. 😊
alb: “Maybe a character you can relate too?”
me: sponge bob
alb: “so what is it about them that you relate to?”
me: because im built like a box 😭
Sameeeee
I’m so sorry I laughed sndkshs
Gabi Maior OMG meeeeee
I’m mr crabs because I’m short, fat, greedy and mean to people 🤠
Turtle Good for you bro 🤣
The formality is EXACTLY as I was trained for as a cold caller, most accurate survey caller ever. And super relaxing too, great job!
Me too, simple and clear without wasting time
I *NEED* a Luna Lovegood role play from you! You have the same soothing, honey-like voice and intonations, plus you do look a bit like Evanna Lynch!
Siobhan Hope Finnigan I second that motion!
me too!!
YES. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN. 😍
Siobhan Hope Finnigan Omg I was thinking the exact same thing
Siobhan Hope Finnigan my last name is Lynch and u just freaked me out
( common last name :P )
“Cornflower blue, eggplant purple.”
Me: I wonder what cornflower blue is.
*looks it up*
Dang that is a very nice shade of blue.
I love it.
SAME :0
THIS!!!!!! THIS is exactly what I did. I was like "WTF is cornflower blue?!" I HAD to know!
Dang that’s some gorgeous blue right there
@@blumiku right?!
Dude this is my favorite blue of all time
When I was a child in the 90s I used to play with this old
Keyboard and act like I was a receptionist or a writer.... this video took me Back
To such a calm sweet innocent place. Thank you so so much 💕💕💕
I had an unplugged computer keyboard that I also used to pretend I was a writer/interviewer. It was great!
Lol, I used an old typewriter and pretended I was a lawyer.. I’m such a nerd 🤓😂
Me and my sister would play office😊 now she’s 14 and WATCHES the office😂
i had this toy laptop that was completely covered in hannah montana stickers and my sister and i also used to play office with it haha
Omg same
ok i’m 99% sure this woman is luna lovegood just grown up
liz anderson she’s not Irish, there, the 1% is right :D
that’s what i was thinking! she gives off big Luna vibes
liz anderson I was thinking she sounded like her lol
Her voice is very similar but no Irish accent.
With a mix of Christina Aguilera
When she asked for my favorite colour I said red but I immediately looked around and notice all the blue in my house from my ring to my blankets, the only clock in my house, the American flag folded to show the blue, some picture frames, my main dress shirt, my shoes, a yoga ball, and a candy dish. I guess I said red because my grandpa always wore a red jacket but I think all the blue in my life is also from my grandpa because his favorite colour is blue and as im typing this I realized my profile pic is basically all blue and I love the blue ocean and sky. Wow I did not realize how much blue was truly in my life that I just overlooked.
i love blue :)
May I say, that is self-discovery in work.
I like turquoise like a nice light shade
I-
I genuinely enjoyed reading this, I now will probably think about this for the rest of my life, thank you, truly for making my mind feel at peace.
When Alb typed out “iaodhedhdisheidjfjsgwhsifhdjsuduf” I felt that
Owen Osborn I actually laughed....at a comment...on TH-cam. Rare. 🤣🤣
I actually think she might be typing what she’s saying. Idk for sure tho
LMAO
It was more like ahahauzndkskzjfzvegsj;H@@‘HjwoKOHensbsksnOMsp
Haha😐
alb: “what emoji would you be?”
me: 🗿
alb: “aw, how cute!”
GSGYSSU I SNORTED AGSGH
Carol_Likes_Dem_ Books 😔👊
Carol_Likes_Dem_ Books REPRESENT ✊
🗿
👾
I wish online school is this relaxing
@@mwahahehe well we already are all asleep anyways 🤣
ugh, right
You guys aren't relaxed with online school-?
alb: what is your age?
me: 23.
alb: jdiwiwjndndisiw
me: well I guess I'm jdiwiwjndndisiw now
M M I was just thinking that 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
I imagined it being typed out in words..!
I like how you got the gibberish identical, jdiwiwjndndisiw
ur old , baby boomer # dab # fortinte
KanChinChin #defaultdance #ninja #victoryroyale 🤠🤠🤠🤠
Found out that this keyboard is a Lofree four seasons mechanical keyboard just in case anyone was wondering 😊
Tysm!!
She said that in the description too
Snowy and Smokey with a chance of Rain oh whoops, didn’t see that, thanks 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Man that keyboard costs nearly 130 dollars!
Garance Mirgaine it’s crazy, it’s about $200 here in Canada 🇨🇦
Alb: Who's a character you can relate to?
Me: Louise from Bob's burgers..
Alb: I relate to Bob from Bob's burgers
Me: ....Dad?
I FUCKING SNORTED
@@axstorm2191 I Fucking Snorted Cocaine
@@phazonpirate5689 BWHAHAHAUA
she said "what character can you relate to" and I was like:
OH WHAT CHARACTERS DO I KIN!? I'VE BEEN WAITIN FOR THIS ONE- TURN IT UP!!
*goes on to list that I kin kokichi ouma, mabel pines, toko fukawa/genocider syo, luna lovegood, charlie mange, and vaggie*
LMAOO
The lighting though!!!! Okay I see you!!!
Matty Tingles Matty! 💕
You know I'm out here!!! 😂😂😂💖
Major ContraPoints vibes. A true cinematographic icon
Hey matty!! Youre in my top three favorite asmartists
Matty Tingles TRUE TRUE
Who else has re watched this video a million times since it came out?? It’s so good!!!😭💕
Hahaha.. i don't think it's been out long enough for that... although I have been sleeping to positive affirmations and sleep hypnosis videos.
I like how everyone’s saying “omg I like that keyboard” and everyone just instantly knows which one they mean lmao
Alexander Hamilton wait Mr Hamilton I thought you died in 1804
Alex Is A Narwhal The keyboard is just so great that he had to come back for it
Lol yass
alexander, I see you’ve found your way out of trinity church and to a local library to access this new technology and see this asmr video
HAMILTON HAS RISED
She looks like a fairy with cotton candy hair.
She’s wandy from fairly odd parents
jetzia lassi omg yassss, wandaaaa
800th like
I thought she looked like an asmrist Lady Gaga
The hair is so good
Her: “Your favorite color doesn’t have to be something like purple, it can be more specific”
Me: “165 , 255 , 98”
f l a m i n g o
It’s like a shrek green
that's a really pretty colour :D
🤓
Sucribe Falingo
alb: What character do you relate to the most?
Me: Bob from Bob's Burgers
alb: I often relate to Bob from Bob's Burgers.
MIND. BLOWN!
Minecraft Jack Gaming HOLY SH-
@Rassberry Kitty facts
Minecraft Jack Gaming time stamp?
808 likes. 808. BOB.
hahahahaha
munch munch, crunch crunch
"If you fall asleep during this, feel no need to answer the questions"
Just imagine being her, hearing a thud on the other end and just having to carry on, whilst not knowing when to stop.
i’d be like u dead ??
4 years and I comeback sometimes to relax with this masterpiece
Same
"I can change the keyboard sound, would you like that?"
Yeah
"....i wasn't expecting that, yo Maria can we do more than one sound? "
GayLord I read a book with a little brother named that
don’t worry, i changed the like count from 666 to 667
citruslimes 666 was better than 667
I laughed so hard at this... Y’all know why...
María José no. Why is this funny??
The one telemarketer that I wouldn't mind receiving a call from
Her:What’s your favorite color
Me: ✨Yellow✨
Her: It doesn’t have to be basic like purple it can be more in depth
Me:🌻✨Sunflower Yellow🌻✨
pretty!!
what about 1915 ? Also Sunflower Yellow is very pretty.
purple isn’t basic 😭 i love purple💜
@@definitelynotrileyshe never said the color itself was basic. She was referring to the vagueness of the name. So instead of saying just “Purple” it can be specific like “eggplant purple”
How do you feel about the controversial Crayola removal of Dandelion Yellow?
“let me just check with my supervisor..”
*MARIA I SWEAR TO GOD*
Lmfaooo your name I’m literally crying bahrhakhdbshdh
damn hyungs ball sack really loves asmr huh. this is like the 2nd or 3rd asmr comment section i’ve found you in 😭😭😭
I love your name 👀 lmao armys are hilarious
YOUR USERNAME IM SCREAMING
@@namjoons34thairpod4 ur like the 5 time ive found you in different of her vids
“what kind of trees did you have around you growing up?”
“Maple trees.”
ALB, a canadian: “I think we have those here too!”
I grew up in Washington so we have like lots of 'peak' trees
I want to move to Canada
"If you could come back as an animal what would it be?"
a dog, specifically one of Jenna Marbles dogs
Am cermet
My animal would be a wolf, they're strong, fluffy, cute, basically a bad a** version of a dog
i just like frogs, man
@@MichaelaBelle thought this said cement
i miss jenna somuch :(
i'm so curious; how much of this was scripted? you're so fluid with all of this it felt 100% spontaneous.
I feel like she scripted what questions she was gonna ask but just kinda went with it and improvised
She probably had a loose script like specific questions or topics and everything else is improv
You have the perfect voice for an easy listening radio station.
“Cornflower blue”
*minecraft music intensifies*
*omg yes*
*yes*
*yessss*
rrrrrrRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*Y E S*
Something about this just feels so versatile to listen to 😌 I can study, relax/sleep, shower, walk the dog, eat dinner, drive to work -- with this perfectly in the background. Love it 💗
Jocie you're the best!! thank you!
"We can change the typing sounds intermittenly."
"Excuse me, Manager, can we change the typing sounds intermittenly?"
But you just said...
Looool
"what animal would you be?"
baboon.
"oh, how creative. what appeals to you?"
its butt.
"oh thats interesting. i guess that would be fun."
This is inspirational
I just thought about something monkeys don’t have to pay tax yet they know how to use money to pay for food 🍱 and can kinda talk using sign language .
@@GamerboyYT-eq6qv yea were supposedly more advanced and more evolved monkeys. Are we really tho?
@@danielnevin1547 agreed
@@GamerboyYT-eq6qv lol
The lighting really elevates this
I literally got an ad in asmr before this and it was probably the best thing ever. It was for alcohol, so the I didn’t need the actual product, but the fact that my ears didn’t explode before this was pretty cool.
lol
Same!
Was it for Michelob ultra?
Blue :-\ I love that ad
Lucky. Most of my ads are Instagram and messenger. I hate it
the mic's perfect placement along the trough of the wave is just 👌
00:00 - 11:50 first keyboard
11:50 - 26:05 second keyboard
26:05 - 35:51 third keyboard (laptop)
Milagros Cabrera thanks!
Milagros Cabrera Super helpful, tysm!!
I didn't even notice the changes lol
I didn’t notice either till I looked up and saw them different XD
Thank you.
12:01
“What’s your favourite food”?
Me: I just LOVE eating other humans
Alb: I haven’t had that in ages
Brennan Dirkzwager this comment deserves more likes lmaooo
'that's such a great comfort food'
Brennan Dirkzwager gold
thats a bit of a yikes in my line of work,, 👏😔
Brennan Dirkzwager SAME
ALB: Whats your favorite color?
Me: Grey
ALB: But why Grey?
Me: Im colorblind
ALB: ( ._.)
Me: (._. )
omg, what type of color blind if I may ask?
Colorblind doesn't make you see in grey. It makes you lose ability to see other color pallets. So you'll see one color as red while it's actually rose. Or you see a dark tan color as grey, because the colors don't appeal to you or a loved one.
Moonlight Ghoul there’s different types
@@kehill7257 there are lots of types of colourblind it's not the same for everyone
@@theselsystem ngl, red &/or orange eyes sound kinda cool. Also, wait, do green eyes really exist? If so, damn, I'm so jealous of people who have them.
I love typing sounds 😍 I have really vivid memories of spacing out HARD in my grade school computer class when we were learning to type. Something about that little choir of keys is so dreamy.
Oh I just realized why I failed typing in kindergarten
Same thing happened to me! Or when the teacher made us sit in silence and read when they were typing on the computer, I could never concentrate
“Who was your hero when you were a child”
“Gohan from dragon ball”
“Aw Thats so heartwarming”
Mine was Ash Ketchum lol
GENERAL GRIEVOUS
Mine was Mr. Bean
William Afton (Purple Guy) from Five Nights at Freddy's.
Tbh Gohan is so cool
This is literally the only asmr channel that actually gave me those tingles
Her supervisor is "Maria." I love it😍😂
Edit: I've never had so many likes on a comment before, thank you!!😍
It's because we all appreciated that reference, too. ;)
That's sad.
This manicure is POPPIN’ 😍💅🏻 Your nails are always one of my favorite parts about watching your videos!
Nobody:
ALB * typing * : According to all known laws of aviation-
You know, now that GIBI posted the ASMR bee movie and ALB was Adam (the best friend bee) this is even funnier lmao
@@supersaraqxz548 I was thinking the same thing. She was hilarious in that!
I’m just constantly looking at her hair, IT’S SO SHINY AND PRETTY
"Do you prefer to go to the movies alone or with friends?"
I don't have any friends.
"Oh that makes sense."
😭
Bruh 😭
Maybe, I can be your friend? :3
@@ekablue185 I would also like to be ya'lls friend
@@Jadeigital heyyy, me too :) l think we have adorable friends-team now !
I love it so much, I swear I listen to it every night, thank you so much for your effort! 🥰
Glad you enjoy it!
ALB in whisperland ASMR btw I love the Gentle Whispering reference, with your advisor
I usually don’t like typing in videos but wow😍
Same 😍😴💖
SAME!!! I usually actually HATE it, but this is so good!
16:53
Me: wherever my crush is
Albin: oh, that sounds so nice.. do you get to go often? Not often enough huh. I know how that goes. Well, that makes it all the more special sometimes. Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Me: You really get it 😭♡
Me: *wearing headphones really loud*
Add: DO YOU HAVE BACK PROBLEMS!?
Me: *falls off bed* well I’m pretty sure I do now
Lol
More like sleep problems🥺
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This honestly deserves more likes I’m cracking up
@@leiloZzz it’s not theirs people have been making the same comments over and over for a while now
This reminds me of the Detroit: become human title screen. It's a good thing.
jmontagne61 Chloeeee !!!!
@@radioactivebubbletea622 she would be able to pull off that role play I feel like.
Near the end she looks like she's worries now we know why Chloe was fired
That’s so creepy, i legit just finished playing it. At the end, did you let her go or make her stay on the loading screen ?
@@emmalilly5219 I let her go now I know where she went she made this video
me: *drifting off*
albin: lets talk about
*_z o d i a c s i g n s_*
me: I’M AWAKE WHAT WHO
Becca dude I’m high as fuck and I’m dying at this
This was me
*R E A L S H I T?*
@@CR-tz1ve how high? I'm 5'1 rn
@@Forlorn_Overseer Pathetic.. I'm 5'1.00000001
POV:she's hacking a 8 year old kids roblox account
BAHAHAHHAHABEHETEH
“you promised my son rObUx.”
This is what salty kids want to do when they lose
Hack
@@gracieinnit7494 No no no “BOBUX”
@@gracieinnit7494 BOBUX
I see your pfp 👀
Your hair! How?! I didn't realize mortals could achieve such hair magnificence. Then again, perhaps you are not one of us lowly mortals. Gorgeous. ❤️
Bich
Gabrielle I was looking for this comment
xXKidneyStoneXX it’s bitch and hun,don’t call people bitches when they’re complementing someone, bitch
Little Lucky bich
@@madmadagin bich
The questions kinda felt like you were an alien trying to replicate human emotion lmao.
What is your favourite colour?
Is it a new favourite colour?
Is it an old favourite colour?
Be more specific. Apocalypse red? Depression black? Dystopian grey?
Colours are nice and things that humans enjoy.
When was the last time you climbed a tree? Haha. Such a human thing that I too have done.
Do you like flowers?
Flowers are nice.
Did you enjoy various foliage that existed in 2004-2007 within 3 miles of your location at the time?
Do you like the smell of cut grass? My data tells me that it smells like summer.
Smells are nice and so human.
Still fell asleep though.
They're simple questions. It's relaxing to hear because we don't have to go in depth with our answers. Would you rather her ask what do we think about global warming? 😐
Hahahaha I’m not sure I agree but the comment was hilarious and good
Do you like flowers?
Flowers are nice.
*Extreme 11th doctor flashbacks*
Do you like bowties?
Bowties are cool.
cinnamon bun it’s a joke karen
@@luka7263 yeah it's just a joke, dont think too much into it.
The audio quality is out of this world! Amazing job!
Love the lighting in this video! Very beautiful ❤️
Wow, I am damn shocked that I enjoyed this actually telemarketing roleplay. Shocked I tell you
Man, that “hi there” at the very beginning gets me every time. I don’t last too much longer after that; it’s sleepy time city for me. Brilliant work
There is just something about the fluctuations of tone in your voice that really make me wanna hear you read books or stories!! Love this rp! 💛
""if you were an emoji, or had to pick one to best describe you which one would it be?"
me: 🤡🤡🤡
🐷
I said the same thing lmao
🤦♀️
😂🦄
😴🌆
I could not open my eyes for a while, this was soooo relaxing tysm
Me falling asleep.
Skyrim asmr roleplay: so, you’re finally awake
Me: **falls asleep**
James Charles: HI SISTERS!
Me: **falls off my bed**
•ᴋᴏᴋɪᴄʜɪ ᴋɪɴɴɪᴇ• never heard that one before
OMG I HAD ABSOLUTELY SAME SITUATION, I'VE FALLEN OF MY COUCH, BRO :D
SKYRIM IS MY FAVORITE GAME IN THE WHOLE WORLD AND I JUST PLAYED IT EADLIER AND I NEVER THROUGHT I’D SEE THIS COMMENT MY DUDE
what would you want to be?
*A RACCOON*
need a minute?
*A RACCOON!!!!*
i would be a shark
*RACCOON BABEY*
okay but i said the same thing lolok
Shamrock Prince DUDE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME WHAT-
I would be a glonk. bOioO lOok uP dAt mEmE
My head was like shivering when you speak with that soft voice
The only telemarketer I would NEVER hang up on
Thought you said you **would** hang up on her
FR FR
"if you could come back as an animal what would it be"
me, slamming my hands down: A DRAGON
ME TOO BRUH
Yes burn everybody who judges me
I like dragons.
I have spent over 20 dollars on dragons and whoever says that's wierd will get ROASTED😏😏😏😏
Why did this make me think of Kirishima from BNHA and toothless from httyd where is my head rn-
this is basically what i do for work (i work in a call/appointment center so i’m on the phone all shift answering and calling out to people) and yet this video can almost never fail to put me to sleep
Yeha mate what company
"If you feel yourself drifting…"
Me at 1am, almost asleep watching this: ma'am, whatever do you mean?
Lol meeeeeeeeeeeee
I just made the 69 like
That’s me but change it to 4am
¿Frəᕷᕷأə? Same
Its almost 1 am for meh
WHEN SHE SAID HI THERE I SWEAR SHE WAS JANET FROM THE GOOD PLACE
I CANT UNHEAR IT
SHE LITERALLY REMINDS ME OF HER
OH GOD
Bro I thought that was her for a second
HOLY CRAP I REALLY CAN'T UNHEAR THAT NOW
I love your voice, unironically it just feels so so comforting for some reason. Definitely putting this in my playlist of favorite asmr videos!
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i love that the supervisors name is maria lol... my two favorite asmr channels!
me too!
Anyone notice that her nails change when she types? They are a sparkly glittery pink when the camera is focused on the keyboard, and when the camera is on her face her nails change to regular light pink... 😎💖
I rewatched this 4 times and finally notice that 💀💀💀
Y’all, I think Luna Lovegood grew up, dyed her hair pink, and started an ASMR channel!
EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT
Omg, I'm so glad I'm not the only one that sees it!
Lol
How do you only have 170k subs? That is borderline criminal! Your voice is so charming and pleasant, the sound quality is great, and you even had a bit of humor in there, too! Plus, your hair is fabulous and I am low-key jealous.
Zephyr Lyrica because ASMR is kind of a niche thing. I stumbled upon it randomly while browsing one night when I couldn’t sleep. Sometimes stuff like this can be hard to find. I agree, that’s just why.
this is one of the very little ASMR videos that actually gave me tingles
Your hair is
*Daz enters the room*
DAZZLING!!!!
*sings in a long high note*
I’ve been up all night watching Daz Black so I need sleep
This was perfect ^~^
daz is lit
A FELLOW DAZZLER~ ✨✨✨
This must be Linda daz only speaks to FABULOUS people
Omg Y E S
Me
Soft speaking + typing + alb = amazing!! 🌸
This will forever be my absolute FAVORITE asmr video 🤩
it really annoys me how both of my umbrella academy books have “now a netflix original series” printed on the cover
I want season 2
how does that relate here at all
@@christine-go7ik 33:20 bruh
Maru End oh
you're fucking lying lemme see open your purse I know that meme.
Your voice is so soft 😭 I could take a survey if they had a voice like that 😂 my goodness I’m about to catch some zzz’s
I think I am in love with her keyboard!
I LOVE THIS 🥰💕💕💕 also I LOVE the reference to gentle whispering Maria's recent video of using several keyboards to give typing tingles 😅💓
I think the reference is that Maria/GW basically invented the asmr phone role-play, a couple years ago. :)