Ring Ring! ☎️ Whisperland Survey Calling (ASMR soft spoken + keyboard typing)

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  • @albinwhisperland
    @albinwhisperland  5 ปีที่แล้ว +8861

    I filmed a LOT of footage while I was testing the sounds and creating this video- let me know if you'd be interested in an extra long video with just typing, no speaking!
    Also- thanks for all your lovely comments so far 😭😭 Usually after I post a new video I kick around in the comments for an hour and answer as many as I can but I'm on a deadline with some illustration stuff right now so I can't respond to as many as I'd like. But I'm reading them all and I appreciate you!! 💖 ya'll are truly the best, holy moly

    • @younglsd
      @younglsd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      albinwhisperland no i love your soothing voice !!

    • @bellebirdy
      @bellebirdy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yes I love it ❤️

    • @jorgerizo4897
      @jorgerizo4897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Id be more interested in all talking with no typing. When I was a kid we had a thing called dial-a-story at the library. You could call and listen to a prerecorded story. That might be a good roleplay.

    • @lauraberkholtz7959
      @lauraberkholtz7959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yes! I love the sound of typing.

    • @ChrisReaa
      @ChrisReaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yesssss!!! 😊

  • @AvaConda
    @AvaConda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8570

    Why is that keyboard the coolest and cutest thing I’ve ever seen

    • @ipoop4359
      @ipoop4359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      because i’m the coldest waterbottle.

    • @strawbaby-cx5wd
      @strawbaby-cx5wd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@ipoop4359 lmao

    • @Te3nGamerzJaylinkman
      @Te3nGamerzJaylinkman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      commenting incase someone answers

    • @mysticcmango
      @mysticcmango 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Ava-Conda ASMR Its pretty neat right? I've seen one that had a wooden paint style and it looked like a genuine typewriter

    • @pyrenox
      @pyrenox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@Te3nGamerzJaylinkman Write 'Typewriter style keyboard' online

  • @StarLight-hg5xt
    @StarLight-hg5xt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3699

    I think it’s beautiful how, since we all give different answers, and she answers respectively, we’re all creating different versions of her in our mind, and they’re all technically real.

    • @GeoGamerArtistVlogger
      @GeoGamerArtistVlogger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      This comment is beautiful

    • @denialcore
      @denialcore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      🤯

    • @suicidemyass2332
      @suicidemyass2332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Damn I never thought of that, but you are right! That is pretty cool.

    • @mimiG478
      @mimiG478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love this, you're so lovely!

    • @robyn6455
      @robyn6455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      multiverse theory moment

  • @hi-ci4tl
    @hi-ci4tl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2203

    Omg, I love how Alb keeps the questions open ended and answer less- she doesn’t shut down any answers, she finds a way to move on to another, tysm for the content.

    • @wantlesspack6258
      @wantlesspack6258 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      First

    • @SeekYHWHsface
      @SeekYHWHsface 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shalom
      Luke 12:6-7 Are not five sparrows sold for two farthings, and not one of them is forgotten before God?But even the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Fear not therefore: ye are of more value than many sparrows./Inspiration+There are many worries in our lives. Yet, God has made things very simple: He has promised to take care of all our worries, and we only have to worry about one thing: His Kingdom. If that is our number one priority, nothing can stop us, and nothing can distract us, because God has taken care of the rest. /Prayer+ Father, help me to take my mind of unimportant things. Help me grow the faith to know that You are there to take care of my needs, so that I can focus on serving You. Thank you Father for assuring that I will never want, for You are my Lord, and in Christ I have all I need. Amen.

    • @hi-ci4tl
      @hi-ci4tl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Auri Arts 🎭 hey 🎭

    • @youmatterbanana8965
      @youmatterbanana8965 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wantlesspack6258 is hhooh hot hhe hog lol oh h hyes h it hhoohoh h it hi good hlove h hate h it would hoohhhh uh h

    • @youmatterbanana8965
      @youmatterbanana8965 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ohohhhohhhhhhhoh is hoohhohohhoohhohhohh hhhhhhhohhh he h hohh hi hhh h hhh

  • @BiggensIrons
    @BiggensIrons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9525

    "Why do they always reprint books with the MOVIE poster on the cover?" if this isn't the realest question of the 21st century I don't know what is

    • @SASkate
      @SASkate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      Ale30 sales tactic

    • @kerri5825
      @kerri5825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I was in the airport today thinking the same thing, when I saw the big little lies book cover! haha

    • @EsteemedMeat
      @EsteemedMeat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Ale30 have you seen the marvelous mrs maisel? In season 2 there’s scenes that look like this and it fits the 19(forgot what timeline it is.) vintage feeling.

    • @paytonpoulterer1564
      @paytonpoulterer1564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      RedTalon David yes!! i love that series, and she portrays Midge so well. that’s exactly what i thought as soon as i saw this video !

    • @DarthYall
      @DarthYall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Right! I went to go buy the book for _Good Omens_ recently and I was PRAYING that the cover would be normal and not have David Tennant and Micheal Sheen (nothing against them but seriously book covers being changed to the tv show or movie posters is irritating)

  • @grayeruanna6008
    @grayeruanna6008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3304

    I like how she hints at your answer instead of deciding it for you often questions in Asmr they are like ‘red or blue?’ ‘Blue’ ‘oh I like red better to!’ 🙄 so this was refreshing!

    • @heyitsnatalie49
      @heyitsnatalie49 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      GrayEruanna yess!!!

    • @perfectionreleased2113
      @perfectionreleased2113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I agree!

    • @lunargeographer
      @lunargeographer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Well honestly that’s like asking a TV to talk back to you but I understand

    • @vanessabravo3210
      @vanessabravo3210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree sm

    • @plainbutterfly1153
      @plainbutterfly1153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yeah like they can say “ oh I like that colour too” or “yeah I prefer the other one”

  • @angelicaaguilar1345
    @angelicaaguilar1345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    Am I the only one that prefers nails like these, especially in typing/tapping ASMR videos, over long acrylic nails?

    • @Mrreowmeowmrreowmrowmeow
      @Mrreowmeowmrreowmrowmeow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Nails get ugly when they're too long, so yeah

    • @lilacsstay6518
      @lilacsstay6518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes, but some tapping with acrylics is nice.

    • @skm4jc
      @skm4jc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You’re definitely not alone!

    • @amandamandi229
      @amandamandi229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yes! sometimes long acrylic nails make a really uncomfortable sounds that i don’t really like. finger tapping >>>> nail tapping

    • @bigeggplantholder7095
      @bigeggplantholder7095 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mrreowmeowmrreowmrowmeow yes. They’re really trashy.

  • @sophie-gv4oz
    @sophie-gv4oz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12349

    Why is NO ONE talking about her hair? It's like perfectly curly!!
    Okay, I can't believe I have to clarify since no one is being nice in the replies. I never said her hair was natural, I said her hair was "perfectly curly". It takes almost 10 seconds to look at her channel and see that her hair is "curly" because she *curls* it. I know the difference between curly hair and wavy hair because I *have* curly hair. I wanted to comment on how pretty her hair was, not start and entire war about it in the replies. Please be nice to people. This channel is about positivity and relaxing, and especially being respectful.

    • @antisocialdes
      @antisocialdes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      sophie morello from orange is the new black

    • @ashleyhaines6522
      @ashleyhaines6522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I thought the exact same thing!

    • @alaynaasmr1
      @alaynaasmr1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Destiny yes.

    • @slumhound9634
      @slumhound9634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      sophie uHm it’s actually *ahem* wAvY

    • @conehead4133
      @conehead4133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      sophie why is no one talking about how long her fingers are

  • @NatiSuarezLietz
    @NatiSuarezLietz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12870

    "Let me ask my supervisor"
    YO, MARIA HOW MANY CLICKITY SOUNDS

    • @rat_heelys
      @rat_heelys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Nati Suarez Lietz yes

    • @solarphina
      @solarphina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      *wHeEzE-*

    • @solarphina
      @solarphina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      This got me laughing way too hard 😂

    • @MsCookiecolaOriginal
      @MsCookiecolaOriginal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +400

      Maria: HOW ABOUT THREE GIRL THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH

    • @halana-4903
      @halana-4903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      LMAOOO

  • @jocelynortiz1940
    @jocelynortiz1940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1458

    Her: Who was ur hero when u were young?
    Me: Dora bro she was always like Swiper no Swiping and that always worked bro and I loved boots, backpack, and the map

    • @baked_potato6085
      @baked_potato6085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Jocelyn Ortiz I scrolled all the way down here just to see your comment again XD

    • @vantilover8180
      @vantilover8180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Ah a person of culture I see 👌

    • @jocelynortiz1940
      @jocelynortiz1940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@baked_potato6085 Omg thank u❤😢😭

    • @madmadagin
      @madmadagin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You have no idea how hard this made me laugh. Great comment dude.

    • @ainsley2944
      @ainsley2944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jocelyn Ortiz bro

  • @aliquantum9624
    @aliquantum9624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2544

    "there are some movies that are better to see with friends or a sweetheart" bold of you to assume I have friends or a sweetheart

  • @avery1452
    @avery1452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5548

    “who was your hero when you were a child”
    my mind: *thick indian accent* i love my daddy, my superhero

    • @H0neydeww0
      @H0neydeww0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Avery YES

    • @jiabobia
      @jiabobia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      oh no-

    • @niy7207
      @niy7207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      💀💀💀

    • @pilar1452
      @pilar1452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      JHCJHJHVHDL

    • @adoryl
      @adoryl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      ⁱ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ᵐʸ ᵈᵃᵈᵈʸ ᵐʸ ˢᵘᵖᵉʳ ʰᵉʳᵒ

  • @akio5250
    @akio5250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2634

    POV: you’re a sticky note on her cubicle wall

    • @gracieinnit7494
      @gracieinnit7494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      LMAO

    • @lebronthegoat3670
      @lebronthegoat3670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      and you’re just the emoji “👺”

    • @Emma-dv2yh
      @Emma-dv2yh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lebronthegoat3670 no

    • @d1hzw
      @d1hzw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@lebronthegoat3670 and ur not invited to any parties

    • @artdecotimes2942
      @artdecotimes2942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is that logical?

  • @robertmackey105
    @robertmackey105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3568

    FIVE MINUTES AGO:
    Damn telemarketers always calling my house!
    ALB RELEASES NEW VIDEO:
    Damn charming telemarketers always calling my house!

  • @sleepyslothasmr9629
    @sleepyslothasmr9629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2085

    Shoutout to supervisor Maria 💖 If anyone was in charge of asmr surveys it would be her !!

    • @Shamalamashea68956
      @Shamalamashea68956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      It was such a cute shout out!

    • @jillybean9569
      @jillybean9569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SleepySloth ASMR i caught that toooooo!!!! 🙈💙💖

    • @holo6670
      @holo6670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Maria made a asmr-survey not to long ago. I don't know what she is planning to do with it, but i guess she wants more insight/data about asmr so more scientific studies can follow. Go check it out :D

    • @Danigoddamnit
      @Danigoddamnit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@holo6670 it wasn't actually her who made it, if we're talking about the same one. She referrer her subscribers to a university study about it, she's been a part of many official studies, both as insight and trigger :)

    • @steven_co
      @steven_co 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Made my evening. 😊

  • @onceicsm
    @onceicsm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2796

    alb: “Maybe a character you can relate too?”
    me: sponge bob
    alb: “so what is it about them that you relate to?”
    me: because im built like a box 😭

    • @emilydesiree204
      @emilydesiree204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sameeeee

    • @aawagga
      @aawagga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I’m so sorry I laughed sndkshs

    • @grahamchannel8466
      @grahamchannel8466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gabi Maior OMG meeeeee

    • @mommybloggerlila
      @mommybloggerlila 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I’m mr crabs because I’m short, fat, greedy and mean to people 🤠

    • @mikewazouski6465
      @mikewazouski6465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Turtle Good for you bro 🤣

  • @Danigoddamnit
    @Danigoddamnit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    The formality is EXACTLY as I was trained for as a cold caller, most accurate survey caller ever. And super relaxing too, great job!

    • @hacksmash
      @hacksmash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me too, simple and clear without wasting time

  • @siobhanhopefinnigan4300
    @siobhanhopefinnigan4300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5358

    I *NEED* a Luna Lovegood role play from you! You have the same soothing, honey-like voice and intonations, plus you do look a bit like Evanna Lynch!

    • @minxerys
      @minxerys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Siobhan Hope Finnigan I second that motion!

    • @chloemacomber8061
      @chloemacomber8061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      me too!!

    • @MikkiNB
      @MikkiNB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      YES. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN. 😍

    • @bruinbxg
      @bruinbxg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Siobhan Hope Finnigan Omg I was thinking the exact same thing

    • @Rainbow.Quartz
      @Rainbow.Quartz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Siobhan Hope Finnigan my last name is Lynch and u just freaked me out
      ( common last name :P )

  • @nat6907
    @nat6907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +929

    “Cornflower blue, eggplant purple.”
    Me: I wonder what cornflower blue is.
    *looks it up*
    Dang that is a very nice shade of blue.
    I love it.

    • @helengrugett
      @helengrugett 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SAME :0

    • @peachycastle69vendemia85
      @peachycastle69vendemia85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      THIS!!!!!! THIS is exactly what I did. I was like "WTF is cornflower blue?!" I HAD to know!

    • @blumiku
      @blumiku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dang that’s some gorgeous blue right there

    • @nat6907
      @nat6907 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blumiku right?!

    • @ricardoflores4910
      @ricardoflores4910 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude this is my favorite blue of all time

  • @lovelyrita64
    @lovelyrita64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1168

    When I was a child in the 90s I used to play with this old
    Keyboard and act like I was a receptionist or a writer.... this video took me Back
    To such a calm sweet innocent place. Thank you so so much 💕💕💕

    • @MusicKat217
      @MusicKat217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I had an unplugged computer keyboard that I also used to pretend I was a writer/interviewer. It was great!

    • @peytonm6104
      @peytonm6104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lol, I used an old typewriter and pretended I was a lawyer.. I’m such a nerd 🤓😂

    • @sistersamich2075
      @sistersamich2075 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Me and my sister would play office😊 now she’s 14 and WATCHES the office😂

    • @adamarysissocool6493
      @adamarysissocool6493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i had this toy laptop that was completely covered in hannah montana stickers and my sister and i also used to play office with it haha

    • @Malloryy
      @Malloryy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg same

  • @elizabethanderson858
    @elizabethanderson858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1705

    ok i’m 99% sure this woman is luna lovegood just grown up

    • @hyrule5975
      @hyrule5975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      liz anderson she’s not Irish, there, the 1% is right :D

    • @maddywooopwomp
      @maddywooopwomp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      that’s what i was thinking! she gives off big Luna vibes

    • @aimeemarie6249
      @aimeemarie6249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      liz anderson I was thinking she sounded like her lol

    • @bradcogan8588
      @bradcogan8588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Her voice is very similar but no Irish accent.

    • @TheMightyKinkle
      @TheMightyKinkle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      With a mix of Christina Aguilera

  • @haruhatake14
    @haruhatake14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    When she asked for my favorite colour I said red but I immediately looked around and notice all the blue in my house from my ring to my blankets, the only clock in my house, the American flag folded to show the blue, some picture frames, my main dress shirt, my shoes, a yoga ball, and a candy dish. I guess I said red because my grandpa always wore a red jacket but I think all the blue in my life is also from my grandpa because his favorite colour is blue and as im typing this I realized my profile pic is basically all blue and I love the blue ocean and sky. Wow I did not realize how much blue was truly in my life that I just overlooked.

    • @eyexha
      @eyexha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      i love blue :)

    • @GeoGamerArtistVlogger
      @GeoGamerArtistVlogger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      May I say, that is self-discovery in work.

    • @jinniesamericano3416
      @jinniesamericano3416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I like turquoise like a nice light shade

    • @h6nn9hhh
      @h6nn9hhh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I-

    • @The_stars_meet_the_planets
      @The_stars_meet_the_planets 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I genuinely enjoyed reading this, I now will probably think about this for the rest of my life, thank you, truly for making my mind feel at peace.

  • @owenosborn3496
    @owenosborn3496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8487

    When Alb typed out “iaodhedhdisheidjfjsgwhsifhdjsuduf” I felt that

    • @kaceycostic621
      @kaceycostic621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Owen Osborn I actually laughed....at a comment...on TH-cam. Rare. 🤣🤣

    • @tayd2106
      @tayd2106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      I actually think she might be typing what she’s saying. Idk for sure tho

    • @theinfamousbubblemurray
      @theinfamousbubblemurray 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      LMAO

    • @babyguapo7573
      @babyguapo7573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It was more like ahahauzndkskzjfzvegsj;H@@‘HjwoKOHensbsksnOMsp

    • @pimpchimp412
      @pimpchimp412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Haha😐

  • @peanutnoodle
    @peanutnoodle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5999

    alb: “what emoji would you be?”
    me: 🗿
    alb: “aw, how cute!”

  • @wintrrpewds2099
    @wintrrpewds2099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    I wish online school is this relaxing

    • @her9574
      @her9574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mwahahehe well we already are all asleep anyways 🤣

    • @flowerden9644
      @flowerden9644 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ugh, right

    • @nagitokomaeda8803
      @nagitokomaeda8803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You guys aren't relaxed with online school-?

  • @Mistardmuster
    @Mistardmuster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3549

    alb: what is your age?
    me: 23.
    alb: jdiwiwjndndisiw
    me: well I guess I'm jdiwiwjndndisiw now

    • @AZIZAxBLUE
      @AZIZAxBLUE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      M M I was just thinking that 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @kafka9627
      @kafka9627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I imagined it being typed out in words..!

    • @hedwig5360
      @hedwig5360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I like how you got the gibberish identical, jdiwiwjndndisiw

    • @kanchinchin1741
      @kanchinchin1741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ur old , baby boomer # dab # fortinte

    • @therealmunchkin1
      @therealmunchkin1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      KanChinChin #defaultdance #ninja #victoryroyale 🤠🤠🤠🤠

  • @1raggoon1
    @1raggoon1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1916

    Found out that this keyboard is a Lofree four seasons mechanical keyboard just in case anyone was wondering 😊

    • @bobbyxsoxer
      @bobbyxsoxer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Tysm!!

    • @rachelbunnie7078
      @rachelbunnie7078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      She said that in the description too

    • @1raggoon1
      @1raggoon1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Snowy and Smokey with a chance of Rain oh whoops, didn’t see that, thanks 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

    • @grcmg3122
      @grcmg3122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Man that keyboard costs nearly 130 dollars!

    • @1raggoon1
      @1raggoon1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Garance Mirgaine it’s crazy, it’s about $200 here in Canada 🇨🇦

  • @Sid-km7ni
    @Sid-km7ni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    Alb: Who's a character you can relate to?
    Me: Louise from Bob's burgers..
    Alb: I relate to Bob from Bob's burgers
    Me: ....Dad?

    • @axstorm2191
      @axstorm2191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I FUCKING SNORTED

    • @phazonpirate5689
      @phazonpirate5689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@axstorm2191 I Fucking Snorted Cocaine

    • @axstorm2191
      @axstorm2191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@phazonpirate5689 BWHAHAHAUA

    • @jeremy9550
      @jeremy9550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      she said "what character can you relate to" and I was like:
      OH WHAT CHARACTERS DO I KIN!? I'VE BEEN WAITIN FOR THIS ONE- TURN IT UP!!
      *goes on to list that I kin kokichi ouma, mabel pines, toko fukawa/genocider syo, luna lovegood, charlie mange, and vaggie*

    • @gracieinnit7494
      @gracieinnit7494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMAOO

  • @MattyTingles
    @MattyTingles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4248

    The lighting though!!!! Okay I see you!!!

    • @charsvIogs
      @charsvIogs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Matty Tingles Matty! 💕

    • @albinwhisperland
      @albinwhisperland  5 ปีที่แล้ว +334

      You know I'm out here!!! 😂😂😂💖

    • @zankapfel4390
      @zankapfel4390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Major ContraPoints vibes. A true cinematographic icon

    • @toasterofbread3800
      @toasterofbread3800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hey matty!! Youre in my top three favorite asmartists

    • @Kat-te3kc
      @Kat-te3kc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Matty Tingles TRUE TRUE

  • @valerielugo980
    @valerielugo980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Who else has re watched this video a million times since it came out?? It’s so good!!!😭💕

    • @china_is_asshole
      @china_is_asshole 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha.. i don't think it's been out long enough for that... although I have been sleeping to positive affirmations and sleep hypnosis videos.

  • @alexanderhamilton5237
    @alexanderhamilton5237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1391

    I like how everyone’s saying “omg I like that keyboard” and everyone just instantly knows which one they mean lmao

    • @radioactivebubbletea622
      @radioactivebubbletea622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Alexander Hamilton wait Mr Hamilton I thought you died in 1804

    • @morganc25
      @morganc25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Alex Is A Narwhal The keyboard is just so great that he had to come back for it

    • @madmadagin
      @madmadagin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol yass

    • @saturn3455
      @saturn3455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      alexander, I see you’ve found your way out of trinity church and to a local library to access this new technology and see this asmr video

    • @wolf6592
      @wolf6592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      HAMILTON HAS RISED

  • @tungstendioxide3055
    @tungstendioxide3055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2509

    She looks like a fairy with cotton candy hair.

  • @BabaBeanis
    @BabaBeanis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +789

    Her: “Your favorite color doesn’t have to be something like purple, it can be more specific”
    Me: “165 , 255 , 98”

  • @BenDover-oz7ej
    @BenDover-oz7ej 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1472

    alb: What character do you relate to the most?
    Me: Bob from Bob's Burgers
    alb: I often relate to Bob from Bob's Burgers.
    MIND. BLOWN!

    • @graygh0st849
      @graygh0st849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Minecraft Jack Gaming HOLY SH-

    • @Forlorn_Overseer
      @Forlorn_Overseer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Rassberry Kitty facts

    • @bubblypisces5807
      @bubblypisces5807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Minecraft Jack Gaming time stamp?

    • @log9357
      @log9357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      808 likes. 808. BOB.
      hahahahaha

    • @poopybuttcheek1016
      @poopybuttcheek1016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      munch munch, crunch crunch

  • @NecocoPlays
    @NecocoPlays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    "If you fall asleep during this, feel no need to answer the questions"
    Just imagine being her, hearing a thud on the other end and just having to carry on, whilst not knowing when to stop.

    • @axstorm2191
      @axstorm2191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i’d be like u dead ??

  • @anaperon
    @anaperon 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    4 years and I comeback sometimes to relax with this masterpiece

  • @trolebusii6407
    @trolebusii6407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1842

    "I can change the keyboard sound, would you like that?"
    Yeah
    "....i wasn't expecting that, yo Maria can we do more than one sound? "

    • @jetcooldude113igetkills2
      @jetcooldude113igetkills2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      GayLord I read a book with a little brother named that

    • @dani949
      @dani949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      don’t worry, i changed the like count from 666 to 667

    • @Nmixxfan4ever
      @Nmixxfan4ever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      citruslimes 666 was better than 667

    • @frfrancis696
      @frfrancis696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I laughed so hard at this... Y’all know why...

    • @princesspattycakeswm
      @princesspattycakeswm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      María José no. Why is this funny??

  • @Bluprint_Husky
    @Bluprint_Husky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    The one telemarketer that I wouldn't mind receiving a call from

  • @not_abbyg9428
    @not_abbyg9428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Her:What’s your favorite color
    Me: ✨Yellow✨
    Her: It doesn’t have to be basic like purple it can be more in depth
    Me:🌻✨Sunflower Yellow🌻✨

    • @flowerden9644
      @flowerden9644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      pretty!!

    • @lesbian_goose
      @lesbian_goose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what about 1915 ? Also Sunflower Yellow is very pretty.

    • @definitelynotriley
      @definitelynotriley ปีที่แล้ว

      purple isn’t basic 😭 i love purple💜

    • @ilovelucymykitty
      @ilovelucymykitty ปีที่แล้ว

      @@definitelynotrileyshe never said the color itself was basic. She was referring to the vagueness of the name. So instead of saying just “Purple” it can be specific like “eggplant purple”

    • @Wired_User
      @Wired_User 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How do you feel about the controversial Crayola removal of Dandelion Yellow?

  • @songofsolomon5677
    @songofsolomon5677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1717

    “let me just check with my supervisor..”
    *MARIA I SWEAR TO GOD*

    • @weiying5006
      @weiying5006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Lmfaooo your name I’m literally crying bahrhakhdbshdh

    • @namjoons34thairpod4
      @namjoons34thairpod4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      damn hyungs ball sack really loves asmr huh. this is like the 2nd or 3rd asmr comment section i’ve found you in 😭😭😭

    • @gari727
      @gari727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love your name 👀 lmao armys are hilarious

    • @lesily9936
      @lesily9936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      YOUR USERNAME IM SCREAMING

    • @miit0x
      @miit0x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@namjoons34thairpod4 ur like the 5 time ive found you in different of her vids

  • @meggiemoo931
    @meggiemoo931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    “what kind of trees did you have around you growing up?”
    “Maple trees.”
    ALB, a canadian: “I think we have those here too!”

    • @you_know_nothing8612
      @you_know_nothing8612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I grew up in Washington so we have like lots of 'peak' trees

    • @noviancasper
      @noviancasper 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want to move to Canada

  • @nyah3903
    @nyah3903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    "If you could come back as an animal what would it be?"
    a dog, specifically one of Jenna Marbles dogs

    • @MichaelaBelle
      @MichaelaBelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Am cermet

    • @geoffw6007
      @geoffw6007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My animal would be a wolf, they're strong, fluffy, cute, basically a bad a** version of a dog

    • @monicaraybrandt
      @monicaraybrandt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i just like frogs, man

    • @cs7811
      @cs7811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MichaelaBelle thought this said cement

    • @danas5846
      @danas5846 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i miss jenna somuch :(

  • @robmillersmells
    @robmillersmells 5 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    i'm so curious; how much of this was scripted? you're so fluid with all of this it felt 100% spontaneous.

    • @svnnyday
      @svnnyday 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I feel like she scripted what questions she was gonna ask but just kinda went with it and improvised

    • @sicko033
      @sicko033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      She probably had a loose script like specific questions or topics and everything else is improv

  • @Angel-wi5pu
    @Angel-wi5pu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    You have the perfect voice for an easy listening radio station.

  • @noplsno6754
    @noplsno6754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +876

    “Cornflower blue”
    *minecraft music intensifies*

  • @JocieBASMR
    @JocieBASMR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Something about this just feels so versatile to listen to 😌 I can study, relax/sleep, shower, walk the dog, eat dinner, drive to work -- with this perfectly in the background. Love it 💗

  • @FlurarInuyi
    @FlurarInuyi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    "We can change the typing sounds intermittenly."
    "Excuse me, Manager, can we change the typing sounds intermittenly?"
    But you just said...

  • @bae7791
    @bae7791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    "what animal would you be?"
    baboon.
    "oh, how creative. what appeals to you?"
    its butt.
    "oh thats interesting. i guess that would be fun."

    • @taliacopelas1684
      @taliacopelas1684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This is inspirational

    • @GamerboyYT-eq6qv
      @GamerboyYT-eq6qv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I just thought about something monkeys don’t have to pay tax yet they know how to use money to pay for food 🍱 and can kinda talk using sign language .

    • @danielnevin1547
      @danielnevin1547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@GamerboyYT-eq6qv yea were supposedly more advanced and more evolved monkeys. Are we really tho?

    • @GamerboyYT-eq6qv
      @GamerboyYT-eq6qv 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danielnevin1547 agreed

    • @danielnevin1547
      @danielnevin1547 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GamerboyYT-eq6qv lol

  • @hushasmr2692
    @hushasmr2692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    The lighting really elevates this

  • @ItsAlex_lol
    @ItsAlex_lol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    I literally got an ad in asmr before this and it was probably the best thing ever. It was for alcohol, so the I didn’t need the actual product, but the fact that my ears didn’t explode before this was pretty cool.

    • @ClaytonTheCracker
      @ClaytonTheCracker 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @marimo4975
      @marimo4975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same!

    • @blue1601
      @blue1601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Was it for Michelob ultra?

    • @perpetualMess.
      @perpetualMess. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Blue :-\ I love that ad

    • @junghoseok5665
      @junghoseok5665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lucky. Most of my ads are Instagram and messenger. I hate it

  • @mimr3258
    @mimr3258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    the mic's perfect placement along the trough of the wave is just 👌

  • @milagroscabrera5304
    @milagroscabrera5304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    00:00 - 11:50 first keyboard
    11:50 - 26:05 second keyboard
    26:05 - 35:51 third keyboard (laptop)

    • @andicarusfell8387
      @andicarusfell8387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Milagros Cabrera thanks!

    • @claireparmer
      @claireparmer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Milagros Cabrera Super helpful, tysm!!

    • @outlaw_05gt86
      @outlaw_05gt86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I didn't even notice the changes lol

    • @ameliarose47
      @ameliarose47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I didn’t notice either till I looked up and saw them different XD

    • @ang2290
      @ang2290 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you.

  • @thegamerphrog
    @thegamerphrog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +916

    12:01
    “What’s your favourite food”?
    Me: I just LOVE eating other humans
    Alb: I haven’t had that in ages

    • @soph9523
      @soph9523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Brennan Dirkzwager this comment deserves more likes lmaooo

    • @zii8zocxfx88o2
      @zii8zocxfx88o2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      'that's such a great comfort food'

    • @crispykfc454
      @crispykfc454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brennan Dirkzwager gold

    • @taskforceshion
      @taskforceshion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      thats a bit of a yikes in my line of work,, 👏😔

    • @christine-go7ik
      @christine-go7ik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brennan Dirkzwager SAME

  • @n.d.1846
    @n.d.1846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    ALB: Whats your favorite color?
    Me: Grey
    ALB: But why Grey?
    Me: Im colorblind
    ALB: ( ._.)
    Me: (._. )

    • @vurelf
      @vurelf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      omg, what type of color blind if I may ask?

    • @kehill7257
      @kehill7257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Colorblind doesn't make you see in grey. It makes you lose ability to see other color pallets. So you'll see one color as red while it's actually rose. Or you see a dark tan color as grey, because the colors don't appeal to you or a loved one.

    • @spike5103
      @spike5103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Moonlight Ghoul there’s different types

    • @ninisiar
      @ninisiar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kehill7257 there are lots of types of colourblind it's not the same for everyone

    • @just1randomguy658
      @just1randomguy658 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theselsystem ngl, red &/or orange eyes sound kinda cool. Also, wait, do green eyes really exist? If so, damn, I'm so jealous of people who have them.

  • @nowandthenification
    @nowandthenification 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    I love typing sounds 😍 I have really vivid memories of spacing out HARD in my grade school computer class when we were learning to type. Something about that little choir of keys is so dreamy.

    • @k.a.u.4599
      @k.a.u.4599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh I just realized why I failed typing in kindergarten

    • @anyo354
      @anyo354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same thing happened to me! Or when the teacher made us sit in silence and read when they were typing on the computer, I could never concentrate

  • @beamarie4277
    @beamarie4277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    “Who was your hero when you were a child”
    “Gohan from dragon ball”
    “Aw Thats so heartwarming”

  • @gingo2008
    @gingo2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is literally the only asmr channel that actually gave me those tingles

  • @brittany3426
    @brittany3426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    Her supervisor is "Maria." I love it😍😂
    Edit: I've never had so many likes on a comment before, thank you!!😍

    • @AnalyticalMenace
      @AnalyticalMenace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's because we all appreciated that reference, too. ;)

    • @horizontk
      @horizontk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's sad.

  • @tkh22
    @tkh22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    This manicure is POPPIN’ 😍💅🏻 Your nails are always one of my favorite parts about watching your videos!

  • @kirathompson3653
    @kirathompson3653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Nobody:
    ALB * typing * : According to all known laws of aviation-

    • @supersaraqxz548
      @supersaraqxz548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You know, now that GIBI posted the ASMR bee movie and ALB was Adam (the best friend bee) this is even funnier lmao

    • @savannahweldon7607
      @savannahweldon7607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@supersaraqxz548 I was thinking the same thing. She was hilarious in that!

  • @Y4M1BUNNY
    @Y4M1BUNNY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    I’m just constantly looking at her hair, IT’S SO SHINY AND PRETTY

  • @nomatophobia
    @nomatophobia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2619

    "Do you prefer to go to the movies alone or with friends?"
    I don't have any friends.
    "Oh that makes sense."

    • @user-fd2hs4yv8b
      @user-fd2hs4yv8b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      😭

    • @Jadeigital
      @Jadeigital 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Bruh 😭

    • @ekablue185
      @ekablue185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Maybe, I can be your friend? :3

    • @Jadeigital
      @Jadeigital 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@ekablue185 I would also like to be ya'lls friend

    • @ekablue185
      @ekablue185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Jadeigital heyyy, me too :) l think we have adorable friends-team now !

  • @heirtotheearth4073
    @heirtotheearth4073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love it so much, I swear I listen to it every night, thank you so much for your effort! 🥰

    • @albinwhisperland
      @albinwhisperland  4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Glad you enjoy it!

    • @heirtotheearth4073
      @heirtotheearth4073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ALB in whisperland ASMR btw I love the Gentle Whispering reference, with your advisor

  • @Seiarra7
    @Seiarra7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    I usually don’t like typing in videos but wow😍

    • @AuroraPhoenixx
      @AuroraPhoenixx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same 😍😴💖

    • @kambreyweaver4740
      @kambreyweaver4740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SAME!!! I usually actually HATE it, but this is so good!

  • @AutumnAzaleas
    @AutumnAzaleas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    16:53
    Me: wherever my crush is
    Albin: oh, that sounds so nice.. do you get to go often? Not often enough huh. I know how that goes. Well, that makes it all the more special sometimes. Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
    Me: You really get it 😭♡

  • @ly2much144
    @ly2much144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Me: *wearing headphones really loud*
    Add: DO YOU HAVE BACK PROBLEMS!?
    Me: *falls off bed* well I’m pretty sure I do now

    • @thetopmarksman3414
      @thetopmarksman3414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol

    • @rhondakrause100
      @rhondakrause100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      More like sleep problems🥺

    • @AnnRav44
      @AnnRav44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @leiloZzz
      @leiloZzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This honestly deserves more likes I’m cracking up

    • @cinnamoroll_luvr
      @cinnamoroll_luvr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@leiloZzz it’s not theirs people have been making the same comments over and over for a while now

  • @jmontagne61
    @jmontagne61 5 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    This reminds me of the Detroit: become human title screen. It's a good thing.

    • @radioactivebubbletea622
      @radioactivebubbletea622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      jmontagne61 Chloeeee !!!!

    • @jmontagne61
      @jmontagne61 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@radioactivebubbletea622 she would be able to pull off that role play I feel like.

    • @eeljai2048
      @eeljai2048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Near the end she looks like she's worries now we know why Chloe was fired

    • @emmalilly5219
      @emmalilly5219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s so creepy, i legit just finished playing it. At the end, did you let her go or make her stay on the loading screen ?

    • @eeljai2048
      @eeljai2048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@emmalilly5219 I let her go now I know where she went she made this video

  • @becca9214
    @becca9214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4118

    me: *drifting off*
    albin: lets talk about
    *_z o d i a c s i g n s_*
    me: I’M AWAKE WHAT WHO

    • @CR-tz1ve
      @CR-tz1ve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      Becca dude I’m high as fuck and I’m dying at this

    • @bigboii6823
      @bigboii6823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      This was me

    • @ifusion5157
      @ifusion5157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      *R E A L S H I T?*

    • @Forlorn_Overseer
      @Forlorn_Overseer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@CR-tz1ve how high? I'm 5'1 rn

    • @LoliPolice-bf7mw
      @LoliPolice-bf7mw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@Forlorn_Overseer Pathetic.. I'm 5'1.00000001

  • @chxrriihun9068
    @chxrriihun9068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    POV:she's hacking a 8 year old kids roblox account

    • @valeriariva3717
      @valeriariva3717 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      BAHAHAHHAHABEHETEH

    • @gracieinnit7494
      @gracieinnit7494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “you promised my son rObUx.”

    • @perfectcuppourer5319
      @perfectcuppourer5319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is what salty kids want to do when they lose
      Hack

    • @no0dlee1
      @no0dlee1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gracieinnit7494 No no no “BOBUX”

    • @lightdrown
      @lightdrown 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gracieinnit7494 BOBUX
      I see your pfp 👀

  • @SGRmoss
    @SGRmoss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    Your hair! How?! I didn't realize mortals could achieve such hair magnificence. Then again, perhaps you are not one of us lowly mortals. Gorgeous. ❤️

    • @xxkidneystonexx2612
      @xxkidneystonexx2612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bich

    • @momentosconmigo
      @momentosconmigo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gabrielle I was looking for this comment

    • @madmadagin
      @madmadagin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      xXKidneyStoneXX it’s bitch and hun,don’t call people bitches when they’re complementing someone, bitch

    • @alaynaasmr1
      @alaynaasmr1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Little Lucky bich

    • @xxkidneystonexx2612
      @xxkidneystonexx2612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@madmadagin bich

  • @WeAreTheInsurgents
    @WeAreTheInsurgents 5 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    The questions kinda felt like you were an alien trying to replicate human emotion lmao.
    What is your favourite colour?
    Is it a new favourite colour?
    Is it an old favourite colour?
    Be more specific. Apocalypse red? Depression black? Dystopian grey?
    Colours are nice and things that humans enjoy.
    When was the last time you climbed a tree? Haha. Such a human thing that I too have done.
    Do you like flowers?
    Flowers are nice.
    Did you enjoy various foliage that existed in 2004-2007 within 3 miles of your location at the time?
    Do you like the smell of cut grass? My data tells me that it smells like summer.
    Smells are nice and so human.
    Still fell asleep though.

    • @cinnamonbun977
      @cinnamonbun977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      They're simple questions. It's relaxing to hear because we don't have to go in depth with our answers. Would you rather her ask what do we think about global warming? 😐

    • @brittniep9219
      @brittniep9219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hahahaha I’m not sure I agree but the comment was hilarious and good

    • @mollylovesmads
      @mollylovesmads 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Do you like flowers?
      Flowers are nice.
      *Extreme 11th doctor flashbacks*
      Do you like bowties?
      Bowties are cool.

    • @luka7263
      @luka7263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      cinnamon bun it’s a joke karen

    • @GeoGamerArtistVlogger
      @GeoGamerArtistVlogger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@luka7263 yeah it's just a joke, dont think too much into it.

  • @chikitabowow
    @chikitabowow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The audio quality is out of this world! Amazing job!

  • @ASMRBEATS
    @ASMRBEATS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Love the lighting in this video! Very beautiful ❤️

  • @autumnarcher
    @autumnarcher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    Wow, I am damn shocked that I enjoyed this actually telemarketing roleplay. Shocked I tell you

  • @CaptainAdamsVHSPirateShip
    @CaptainAdamsVHSPirateShip 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man, that “hi there” at the very beginning gets me every time. I don’t last too much longer after that; it’s sleepy time city for me. Brilliant work

  • @renlynn496
    @renlynn496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    There is just something about the fluctuations of tone in your voice that really make me wanna hear you read books or stories!! Love this rp! 💛

  • @jay3.0
    @jay3.0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    ""if you were an emoji, or had to pick one to best describe you which one would it be?"
    me: 🤡🤡🤡

  • @maddierami
    @maddierami 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I could not open my eyes for a while, this was soooo relaxing tysm

  • @awsomer76
    @awsomer76 5 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    Me falling asleep.
    Skyrim asmr roleplay: so, you’re finally awake

    • @user-fd2hs4yv8b
      @user-fd2hs4yv8b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Me: **falls asleep**
      James Charles: HI SISTERS!
      Me: **falls off my bed**

    • @asger7442
      @asger7442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      •ᴋᴏᴋɪᴄʜɪ ᴋɪɴɴɪᴇ• never heard that one before

    • @ekablue185
      @ekablue185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OMG I HAD ABSOLUTELY SAME SITUATION, I'VE FALLEN OF MY COUCH, BRO :D

    • @lvelysxnflowrrs2490
      @lvelysxnflowrrs2490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SKYRIM IS MY FAVORITE GAME IN THE WHOLE WORLD AND I JUST PLAYED IT EADLIER AND I NEVER THROUGHT I’D SEE THIS COMMENT MY DUDE

  • @eponymouselias
    @eponymouselias 5 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    what would you want to be?
    *A RACCOON*
    need a minute?
    *A RACCOON!!!!*
    i would be a shark
    *RACCOON BABEY*

    • @sylvri
      @sylvri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      okay but i said the same thing lolok

    • @Hapokii
      @Hapokii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shamrock Prince DUDE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME WHAT-

    • @camarodriver6475
      @camarodriver6475 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would be a glonk. bOioO lOok uP dAt mEmE

  • @alejandrahdz3978
    @alejandrahdz3978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My head was like shivering when you speak with that soft voice

  • @illustrator_ivy1498
    @illustrator_ivy1498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    The only telemarketer I would NEVER hang up on

  • @veryvanii
    @veryvanii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    "if you could come back as an animal what would it be"
    me, slamming my hands down: A DRAGON

    • @GeoGamerArtistVlogger
      @GeoGamerArtistVlogger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ME TOO BRUH

    • @mollylovesmads
      @mollylovesmads 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yes burn everybody who judges me

    • @archimage_
      @archimage_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I like dragons.

    • @feildofhearts5678
      @feildofhearts5678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have spent over 20 dollars on dragons and whoever says that's wierd will get ROASTED😏😏😏😏

    • @madmadagin
      @madmadagin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why did this make me think of Kirishima from BNHA and toothless from httyd where is my head rn-

  • @morgenjae
    @morgenjae ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this is basically what i do for work (i work in a call/appointment center so i’m on the phone all shift answering and calling out to people) and yet this video can almost never fail to put me to sleep

    • @lollip0pseal
      @lollip0pseal ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeha mate what company

  • @lime6091
    @lime6091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    "If you feel yourself drifting…"
    Me at 1am, almost asleep watching this: ma'am, whatever do you mean?

  • @christine-go7ik
    @christine-go7ik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    WHEN SHE SAID HI THERE I SWEAR SHE WAS JANET FROM THE GOOD PLACE

    • @maketsu3248
      @maketsu3248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I CANT UNHEAR IT

    • @kenzie3707
      @kenzie3707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SHE LITERALLY REMINDS ME OF HER

    • @GeoGamerArtistVlogger
      @GeoGamerArtistVlogger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OH GOD

    • @karlie1626
      @karlie1626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bro I thought that was her for a second

    • @Forlorn_Overseer
      @Forlorn_Overseer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HOLY CRAP I REALLY CAN'T UNHEAR THAT NOW

  • @Callum_0n_Wheels
    @Callum_0n_Wheels 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love your voice, unironically it just feels so so comforting for some reason. Definitely putting this in my playlist of favorite asmr videos!

  • @alli.0331
    @alli.0331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Alb:*types random keys*
    Keyboard: -ahsjsuejsikeisjeuwkwiskowkzxndndieieidujedjduejdjdiskejsjdmeururuieiwosokxmxjzndnnfkdjskhkuliiopuwwaqaddfvgnjjfqqdqfhhntvxsxsaxdc

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      @WhyMeWaa1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

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  • @carshreve9269
    @carshreve9269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    i love that the supervisors name is maria lol... my two favorite asmr channels!

  • @sickinglyso
    @sickinglyso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Anyone notice that her nails change when she types? They are a sparkly glittery pink when the camera is focused on the keyboard, and when the camera is on her face her nails change to regular light pink... 😎💖
    I rewatched this 4 times and finally notice that 💀💀💀

  • @xxdundermifflinxx1475
    @xxdundermifflinxx1475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Y’all, I think Luna Lovegood grew up, dyed her hair pink, and started an ASMR channel!

    • @kitty-rb3bs
      @kitty-rb3bs 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT

    • @ryannbrescol2789
      @ryannbrescol2789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg, I'm so glad I'm not the only one that sees it!

    • @donoui1989
      @donoui1989 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @LyricaSilvan
    @LyricaSilvan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    How do you only have 170k subs? That is borderline criminal! Your voice is so charming and pleasant, the sound quality is great, and you even had a bit of humor in there, too! Plus, your hair is fabulous and I am low-key jealous.

    • @shotglass9974
      @shotglass9974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Zephyr Lyrica because ASMR is kind of a niche thing. I stumbled upon it randomly while browsing one night when I couldn’t sleep. Sometimes stuff like this can be hard to find. I agree, that’s just why.

  • @v6rticle
    @v6rticle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this is one of the very little ASMR videos that actually gave me tingles

  • @puglife1033
    @puglife1033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Your hair is
    *Daz enters the room*
    DAZZLING!!!!
    *sings in a long high note*
    I’ve been up all night watching Daz Black so I need sleep
    This was perfect ^~^

  • @keegansings6667
    @keegansings6667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Soft speaking + typing + alb = amazing!! 🌸

  • @baileymmotichek
    @baileymmotichek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This will forever be my absolute FAVORITE asmr video 🤩

  • @mdavison6174
    @mdavison6174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    it really annoys me how both of my umbrella academy books have “now a netflix original series” printed on the cover

    • @amazingabby25
      @amazingabby25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I want season 2

    • @christine-go7ik
      @christine-go7ik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      how does that relate here at all

    • @crabtank
      @crabtank 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@christine-go7ik 33:20 bruh

    • @christine-go7ik
      @christine-go7ik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Maru End oh

    • @---ck2vv
      @---ck2vv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      you're fucking lying lemme see open your purse I know that meme.

  • @emmecks12
    @emmecks12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Your voice is so soft 😭 I could take a survey if they had a voice like that 😂 my goodness I’m about to catch some zzz’s

  • @camilleh41
    @camilleh41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think I am in love with her keyboard!

  • @NathalieASMR
    @NathalieASMR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I LOVE THIS 🥰💕💕💕 also I LOVE the reference to gentle whispering Maria's recent video of using several keyboards to give typing tingles 😅💓

    • @lindseydejesus1877
      @lindseydejesus1877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think the reference is that Maria/GW basically invented the asmr phone role-play, a couple years ago. :)